The Rich Dickman Show

The Rich Dickman Show Episode 297 - Tornado Drill Position with hosts Rem, Cody, Ray, and Randy Opening Banter Recap: The episode begins with the hosts returning, with Rem noting that they are "back at it". Rem explains that he finally figured out a camera or account issue from a couple of years ago, realizing his wife had created a new account that bypassed security, making the old one look like a fresh reinstall. He wiped the new account, reverted to the old one, and his stuff, including old backgrounds from about two years ago, reappeared. This brought back some "blast from the past" backgrounds. They confirm the episode number is 297, correcting Randy who thought it was 296. Randy is asked to create a Brady Bunch screen using illustrations or real photos, including one of Ray. Ray mentions he can text a picture he took in front of a gas pump where the average price was $5.90 a gallon, which prompts comments on high gas prices (Rem filled up for $2.79 and was annoyed, Ray was around $2.93) and the general expense of things where Ray is located. Ray then mentions his recent weight loss. Randy asks what Ray's weight was last week, and Ray gives a number (396.8). Cody and Ray guess Ray's current weight before Ray reveals it is 393.4. Cody wins the guess. Ray clarifies he started at 436 pounds, tracking it in the show notes, indicating a loss of 21.8 pounds just on the show. This prompts praise from the others, calling it "good" and "a month's worth of work". Ray mentions building a fence so his dogs can go out without needing to be walked. They briefly discuss protecting wells from zombies like in The Walking Dead. Ohio is described as "weird" and Ray's backyard video is mentioned as everything imagined for Ohio – flat, surprisingly lacking trees initially, although Ray clarifies he has trees, and his side yard is 65 feet long by 25 feet wide with a zipline. Cody mentions his acre is half dead grass, ants, and dirt. Ray notes that living on a hill sucks. Rem talks about growing up on three acres and how fun it was as a kid, not needing to be manicured. Rem mentions dealing with his "little one" digging holes and making mud for monster trucks in his yard and getting annoyed by ants. Cody mentions chilling post-Easter with leftovers and discount candy, referring to the period as the "holy refraction". There's discussion about the Pope dying, mentioning it happened on 4/20 or 4/21, his age (88), and nationality (Argentina). They list the last four Popes they've lived through: John Paul I, John Paul II, Benedict, and Pope Francis. Ray questions why anyone not Catholic would care who the Pope is. Rem argues everyone should care who the "Holy Father" is. They discuss Catholic practices like infallibility, celibacy, and the public recognition of the Pope compared to leaders of other religions. Cody recounts being asked to be godparents for his brother-in-law's child and being told they had to be married in a Catholic church, highlighting what he sees as Catholicism focusing on the "wrong things" and being too "ceremonial" rather than practical. Rem agrees it's all ceremony. Despite critiques of the ceremony, they acknowledge that if Catholics believe Christ died and was resurrected, they can still get to heaven, and that religion in general, like the Ten Commandments, provides a good way of living. The "best atheist on the show" (Rem) states that the lack of religion in society is a big problem because people need it. They critique the commandment "Shall not take the Lord's name in vain," arguing the Constitution supersedes the Ten Commandments. They discuss Cody's religious background in Alabama, describing it as "white people Baptist type stuff". Cody mentions being baptized "like 30 times" by different denominations. He ranks his top three baptism experiences: Nazarene (clinical) is number three, Episcopalian (female officiant) is number two, and Baptist (party, dunked in a creek, held under) is number one. They discuss sourdough starter and Ray's wife's breast milk used for practical purposes like treating pink eye. Ray describes his first experience with a bidet in a fancy restaurant restroom, being scared by the air dry function. They argue about the necessity of bidets vs. manual cleaning in the shower. Rem's Steve's Lava Chicken t-shirt design being rejected by Amazon merch is mentioned. They mention starting a band called Bubblegut and the Poops. The podcast is noted for surpassing the episode count of wrestling shows Dynamite and Nitro. We did the following segments: Thinking with your Dickman This segment features the hosts answering listener questions. Question 1 (from Joanna, treated as John/Joe): "Do I poop too much? I use the restroom an average of three times a day. My boyfriend says a woman shall need to poop once per day, but I'm not convinced. Is there any science to back up this claim? Are there any methods or devices you would recommend to measure my poop volume?". Cody, who has IBS and is a "two time a day type of pooper," validates that pooping multiple times a day is possible. Ray notes his toilet time is typically at least 30 minutes. They recommend getting a bidet for cleanliness, especially with frequent use, but caution against high water pressure to avoid hemorrhoids. They also recommend a seat cushion (like a donut) for long drives. Question 2 (from James, a recently retired actor): "I am a recently retired actor looking for things to do. I am famously starred in a long time running television show... I would like to find some activities that would allow some privacy... suggest some in Denvers.". Cody suggests mini golf and bumper boats as fun activities that might be less conducive to mobs. Rem suggests creating a profile on Fet Life and attending meetups, arguing that people in that lifestyle community are likely to keep secrets to protect themselves. Ray jokingly suggests starting an island. Question 3 (anonymous): "I hate chunky spaghetti sauce. Can you please tell me the best red sauce for pasta that isn't lumpy? Preferably, this advice would come from a true Italian.". Ray, claiming to be the most Italian, suggests Tutori tomato sauce, particularly the canned version, describing it as just sauce, not lumpy. He notes that while it's good as is for the "American people," you can spice it up with garlic, onions, and oregano. Rem talks about making sauce from scratch but acknowledges it's hard to beat store-bought like Prego or Ragu. Cody shares a story of making meatballs and sauce for multiple families using Target brand sauce and pasta, adding baked Italian spicy sausage and basil, and being asked for his "recipe" later. They joke that Americans are easy to please with Italian food. Question 4 (from John): "I want to play hookie from school for a day and need a legitimate excuse. Do you have any ways of getting out of school, but in a way that I can't get caught?". Suggestions include hacking the school's mainframe and changing attendance, getting a contagious illness like mono or pink eye (noting pink eye isn't that bad and a remote doctor's note is easy to get now). An interesting suggestion from Cody is to use microwave beeps to fake an EKG sound during a call. Another suggestion is to get surgery, like for a lazy eye, which could provide extended time off. Cody Reads Copy about Verilife Dispensary in Hillsboro, OH: Cody reads a descriptive piece about a dispensary called Verilife in Hillsboro, Ohio, located between cornfields and Dairy Queens. The copy highlights the "chill energy" and "tactical command" of an employee named Emily, who handles a chaos-inducing attempted robbery ("Tiger King's backup dancer" trying to "jack the stash") by leading the staff in a defensive maneuver before calmly ringing up the customer. The copy concludes that at Verilife, you get "weed," a "story," a "community," and "Emily," and encourages listeners to visit and mention Randy. Dick of the Week: Four nominees are presented for the "Dick of the Week" title. Nominee 1: A 31-year-old woman arrested in Floren Park, New Jersey on April 6, 2025, for DUI and refusing a breath test after driving the wrong way on a turnpike and other roads during a rainstorm. Dash cam footage showed erratic driving, running safety zones and a red light. She showed signs of intoxication, failed field sobriety tests, and had a concealed alcoholic beverage. She faces multiple charges including DUI refusal, reckless driving, careless driving, and lane violations. Nominee 2: A 47-year-old former Hillsboro County, Florida Sheriff's Office deputy and current county schools employee, Brandon Scott Parker, charged after a road rage incident on April 6, 2025, where he allegedly threw a bottle at a driver who honked at him, causing injury (contusion and abrasion). He was charged with the felony of throwing a deadly missile into an occupied conveyance. Nominee 3: A motorcyclist with a passenger involved in a road rage incident in El Cajon, California on April 7, 2025, who fired a gun at a truck. The truck driver was unharmed but found a bullet hole. The suspects fled on the motorcycle, which was found to be stolen, and were later found hiding in a drainage tunnel. Nominee 4: A 24-year-old man from Wisconsin who stole a bag of food from the kitchen of a McDonald's in Elmhurst, Illinois on April 7, 2025, and resisted arrest. Voting results in a tie between the Wrongway DUI driver (Nominee 1), supported by Randy and Rem for violating fundamental societal rules, and the Road rage bottle thrower (Nominee 2), with Cody voting against it specifically because the person was a former cop. Given the tie and the mention of Hillsboro in two different stories (Ohio and Florida), they declare the "Dick of the Week" is the "simulation". Dickman Dilemma: Three hypothetical dilemmas are discussed. Dilemma 1 (from Senson): Choose between having sex with a woman you find ugly once a week for $5,000 a week, or having the hottest woman you can think of peg you for $6,000 a week. Cody chooses the $5,000 option, reasoning he can turn the lights off and find enjoyment. Ray and Rem both choose the $6,000 option, seemingly unbothered by the act of pegging and appreciating the extra money. Dilemma 2: Hire a zombie chef who cooks Michelin star meals, but there's a 0.5% chance he eats your brains for each dish. Do you hire him?. Cody and Rem immediately decline, citing the disgusting nature of zombies and the unacceptable risk of death for a meal, regardless of quality. Ray compares the odds to other risky activities, noting he wouldn't risk his life for a meal but might for a large sum of money, and discusses the illusion of control people feel in everyday risks like driving. Dilemma 3: You get 2 million for a tattoo that forces you to blurt out the truth 10 minutes daily. Do you ink it?. The discussion centers on whether the 10 minutes are predictable and if the person can control what truths are revealed. Rem and Cody both agree they would take the tattoo for $2 million, particularly if the truth-telling was controllable or if it was like the movie Liar Liar, or simply because they believe in honesty and feel they don't have secrets bad enough to lose $2 million over. They consider doing it after retiring or getting divorced to minimize potential negative consequences. What Would Jesus Draw - Jesus at Wrestlemania 41 - Winner Ray: The hosts generate AI images based on the theme "Jesus Christ at Wrestlemania 41 in Las Vegas". Randy's prompt: Jesus Christ of Nazareth fighting the old Undertaker in a Hell in a Cell match on top of the cage. Cody's prompt: Jesus Christ of Nazareth powerbomb Mussolini through the Spanish broadcast desk. Rem's prompt: Jesus Christ of Nazareth hosting Wrestlemania 41 in Las Vegas, yelling at a hostile crowd of internet nerds telling them they're ruining the show with a dialogue bubble saying "You're ruining wrestling for everybody". Ray's prompt: Jesus Christ of Nazareth at Wrestlemania being submitted by Bret Hart's sharpshooter. Ray clarifies the spelling of Hart and that sharpshooter is a submission hold. During judging, Ray's prompt generated an image of Jesus Christ versus Bret Hart (spelled correctly by the AI), showing Jesus in agony, in robes, with the crown of thorns, being put into a submission hold (though not an exact sharpshooter). This image was seen as capturing the spirit and specific details of the prompt very well. Cody's image showed Jesus powerbombing someone who looked like "young Mussolini". Randy's image showed Jesus fighting someone resembling the Undertaker but missing key prompt elements like being on top of the cage. Rem's image showed Jesus yelling at nerds with bad hands and text issues. Ray's image of Jesus vs. Bret Hart was chosen as the winner, with Ray crediting the use of ChatGPT. The episode concludes with hosts mentioning making the Jesus art available on their website, whatwouldjesusdraw.com, plugging their social media and projects, and thanking their listeners.

The Rich Dickman Show Episode 295 - One Punch Mantis! Get ready for another dose of unhinged hilarity with Rem, Cody, Ray, and Randy on The Rich Dickman Show Episode 295! This week's episode kicks off with some truly bizarre opening banter, including discussions about Randy's weight loss and bowel movements, the definition of "chickencock" bourbon and the alpha dynamics of various species (including the mighty mantis shrimp!), questionable sheep anatomy, and Ray's utterly chaotic trip to the vet with his dog Charlie. Plus, hear about sleep apnea devices, tornado scares, and the ethics of being a single parent after a hypothetical tragedy. This week, the guys dive deep into your problems with Thinking with your Dickman: Should a conflicted Wisconsinite choose the Green Bay Packers opening day game or the famous Cheese Curd Festival? What to do when your unwavering love for repeating Leonard Skynyrd's "Simple Man" drives everyone else insane? A listener with an out-of-this-world gambling problem seeks new and increasingly absurd things to bet on. Cody then delivers a crucial message in Cody Reads Copy about the secure messaging app Signal. The much-anticipated Dick of the Week segment features a rogues' gallery of questionable behavior: A Hawaii road rage incident that got physical. A terrifying incident in the UK where 50-60 youths, possibly armed with knives, disrupted a birthday party. A shocking hospital altercation in Malta where a nurse was stabbed. And the personal tragedy of a thwarted milkshake craving at The United Dairy Farmers Gas station due to a lack of bananas (or fasting rules!). Next up, the hosts tackle some truly perplexing Dickman Dilemmas: The agonizing choice of a Celebrity Punch Pass – one free punch with no immediate consequences, but payback is a certainty. The bizarre conundrum of a Talking Foot Fungus Fiasco offering stock tips with a strange sartorial demand. And the ultimate moral quandary: the temptation of a Doomsday Tweet for a billion likes. The creative sparks fly in What Would Jesus Draw, where the theme is Jesus on a farm doing a farm thing in front of someone: Cody envisions Jesus hilariously poking a scarecrow with a pitchfork. Rem takes us to a galaxy far, far away with Jesus alongside Luke Skywalker on Tatooine, fixing an evaporator. Randy brings the agricultural artistry with Jesus driving a combine and (potentially) making a crop circle with Fred. Ray delivers a truly unforgettable image of Jesus delivering a calf in front of a bewildered Sarah Palin. Tune in to find out who takes home the coveted (or dreaded) Dick of the Week title and whose Jesus drawing reigns supreme! Don't forget to hit up our voicemail at 513-512-5721 to join the conversation and check out the wildly good Jesus AI art at WhatWouldJesusDraw.com!

Opening Banter Recap: The initial banter in episode 294 of the Rich Show involved some technical difficulties with an echo and microphone adjustments, before moving into more casual topics. The hosts discussed Randy's weight loss journey, noting he was down to 401 pounds from a higher weight, and his struggles with eating habits, including a Domino's pizza, and quitting weed. Ray then launched into a rant about a frustrating Chick-fil-A drive-thru experience, describing its convoluted chain system and lack of clear directions, contrasting it with his knowledge of In-N-Out Burger's efficient drive-thru. The conversation also touched on the solar phenomenon of Lahaina Noon, where shadows disappear, a found fully loaded 9mm magazine after a party, opinions on the Signal app and government technology in light of a recent "debacle", an anecdote about a persistent phone call with a collections agent, and a humorous story about a five-year-old son getting banned from Roblox for calling someone a "stupid face". Thinking with your Dickman: Robot vacuum attacking fancy coffee table: Jada from Jacksonville wrote in about her robot vacuum repeatedly hitting her designer coffee table. The hosts offered sarcastic solutions, such as suspending the table from the ceiling. Yoga pants with bad branding: Jackson of Juno complained about a prominent logo on his designer yoga leggings turning his practice into a marketing spectacle. The hosts were critical of the verbose email and the prevalence of large logos on clothing. Someone has Slimy Poop: Jeremy sent a brief email stating, "Dear TRDS, my poop is slimy. Please help with love, Jeremy". The hosts reacted with immediate dismissal and moved on. Cody Reads Copy about Golf Clubs: Cody read an advertisement for Callaway's XR package set, humorously describing it as the "golfing equivalent of training wheels" and noting its oversized driver head and Odyssey putter. This led to a discussion about golf, including the meaning of a triple bogey, Ray's golf simulator and his impressive virtual score of 62, and Ray's anecdote about an attractive beverage cart attendant. Dick of the Week: Mega Church Pastor doing bad stuff to kids: Cody reported on a former Texas mega-church pastor indicted in Oklahoma on child sexual abuse charges. The hosts discussed the serious nature of the allegations with dark humor and cynicism. Pringles can attack: The hosts covered a news story about a Florida woman, Shenica Sardal, accused of slicing a man's face with a Pringles can at a 7-Eleven. They made light of the unusual weapon and the circumstances. Lauren Boebert calls Al Greene's Pimp cane: The segment included a discussion about Representative Lauren Bobbert's controversial remark referring to Democratic Representative Al Green's cane as a "pimp cane". The hosts debated the connotations of the term and the political figures involved. Ultimately, the interns were named as the "Dick of the Week" for presenting poorly condensed listener emails. Dickman Dilemma: 1 million dollars for a lobotomy: The hosts considered the scenario of receiving $1 million for a live-streamed lobotomy while retaining their personality but losing random memories. Randy and Ray expressed reluctance due to the value of their memories, especially as they've gotten older. The history and gruesome details of lobotomies were also briefly discussed. Steal 10 million from a Clown Mafia and get chased by them: The hosts debated whether to take $10 million knowing they would be perpetually pursued by 20 clowns in a tiny car. They discussed potential strategies for defense and escape, with violent solutions being humorously considered. Free buffet for life but your nose grows with each bite: The hosts considered the offer of unlimited free buffets with the consequence of their nose growing half a millimeter per bite. Cody cleverly suggested consuming food without biting, such as smoothies or swallowing whole. What Would Jesus Draw - Doing a government cover up: The theme for this week's "What Would Jesus Draw" was "Jesus doing a government cover up". The hosts presented their prompts for AI image generation: Cody: Jesus Christ of Nazareth as a government official in a black suit laughing at Waco officers getting hurt. Rem: Jesus Christ of Nazareth wearing a formal suit made of his traditional vestments, standing inside Area 51, pointing and laughing at a crashed unidentified flying object. Randy: Jesus Christ of Nazareth using a neuralizer on a group of Asian immigrants on a double-decker tour bus in England during snow. Ray: JCON as a Secret Service agent tucking Joe Biden into bed while a presidential speech plays on TV. After describing the generated images, Ray's prompt was chosen as the winner. The hosts briefly discussed future themes and related ideas, such as a Jesus self-help book titled "The Passion of the Me" or "Crucifixed". End Banter: The hosts thanked the audience for listening and shared their social media handles. They mentioned that they were recording a second episode immediately after this one to make up for missing the previous week.

The Rich Dickman Show – Episode 293: Flushing Through Time Strap in for another absurd and unfiltered adventure with Rem, Cody, Ray, and Randy as they dive headfirst into the chaos of modern life, internet oddities, and the age-old question: Could you take down a pelican in a fight? We kick things off with Thinking With Your Dickman, tackling listener dilemmas like setting the perfect heated marble floor temperature, the existential horror of ultra-realistic 8K TVs terrifying pets, and the shocking fragility of artisanal sushi chopsticks. But before long, things spiral into an unexpected discussion on avian combat strategy—should you go for the beak like an alligator, or is there a better way to assert dominance over a pelican? The answers may surprise you. Cody steps up for a dramatic reading of DXL Plus Size Clothes' latest ad, reminding our more robust listeners to drape their glorious mass in style. Meanwhile, the prestigious Dick of the Week award is up for grabs, with contenders including a congressman shaking his cane at the President, Elon Musk blaming Ukraine for a cyberattack, and a YouTuber stirring the internet with a controversial throuple reveal. Who will claim the title? You'll have to listen to find out. Then, it's time for some truly ridiculous Dickman Dilemmas: Would you survive life with an immortal, ever-growing hamster? If your toilet could teleport you to random locations, how many flushes before you regret everything? Could you ethically live with a ghost who pays rent? And of course, we wrap things up with the much-anticipated What Would Jesus Draw – Hitchhiking Edition! Our AI artist gets some divine prompts, including: Cody's vision of Jesus and his disciples road-tripping across Route 66 on the Last Supper table. Rem's take on 1978 NYC Jesus, hitchhiking in short denim shorts with a sign that simply says "ass." Randy's dream of Jesus hitchhiking through rural Ohio… on a backhoe. Ray's masterpiece: Jesus hitchhiking in a minivan full of Harlem Globetrotters, snacking on Doritos. Plus, expect the usual tangents, personal stories, and Cody's never-ending war with his microphone. It's another unforgettable episode of The Rich Dickman Show!

The Rich Dickman Show - Episode 292: Wheelchair User Welcome back to The Rich Dickman Show with your hosts Rem, Cody, Ray, and the ever-punctual (not!) Rem! Episode 292 is packed with the usual blend of insightful advice, questionable dilemmas, and celebrity smackdowns, all leading to a divine artistic endeavor. Segments Covered: Thinking with your Dickman: The wisdom flows freely as the guys tackle listener questions: Snarky AI Assistant: Jade from Austin is dealing with a Jeeves who's getting a little too opinionated about her music taste. The crew dives into the meaning of "derivative", fear a "Cyberdine moment", and hilariously brainstorm ways to keep AI humble, suggesting racist remarks (towards robots, of course!) and gotcha questions like "What's the back of your dick?". They even consider coining AI slurs like "dry brain" and "natural intelligence supremacist". Prada vs Gucci: Jasmine in Miami is agonizing over a Gucci handbag that clashes with her comfy Prada shoes. Rem finally joins the show, initially bewildered by such concerns amidst global issues like rising egg and gas prices. Ultimately, the advice leans towards comfort, suggesting she stick with the Prada shoes. There's a brief mention of Gucci burning surplus to maintain artificial scarcity. Wool Suit Woes: Jonah from Chicago wonders if his "wild cut" alpaca wool suit is too bold for a stuffy law firm interview. The hosts speculate on professions that might call for such attire and Rem suggests the suit screams "Better Call Saul," advising Jonah to deliver a dramatic exit line if questioned about it. Cody Reads Copy: Cody lends his vocal talents to a scathing critique of McDonald's McFlation Meal, a "pathetic Big Mac" with "soggy" fries and "lukewarm" soda, leaving you "shelling out more for less". This sparks a tangent about Trump's McDonald's consumption and the hosts' personal struggles with getting their McDonald's orders correct, particularly the elusive bacon on a Double Quarter Pounder. Dick of the Week: The coveted (or not so coveted) award is handed out after a review of some truly dickish behavior, introduced with a brand new bumper: A parking lot attendant in Los Angeles harassed a wheelchair user for using a handicap spot, despite her legal right, even chasing her and mocking her. The hosts are appalled. In Ganj boy Kasgange, India, a plastered police inspector was caught on video grabbing his wife in public and, when confronted, slurred, "I am fake". The hosts are left speechless and try to decipher the meaning. Two German tourists in Mallorca climbed and wrecked a steel structure for a selfie, ignoring the rules. The hosts take issue with the interns' editorializing in the news summaries. The Dick of the Week award ultimately goes to the infuriating parking lot attendant for his harassment of the wheelchair user. Dickman Dilemma: The moral compass takes a spin with these tough choices, now introduced with the "Seware Snare Shed Decree" bumper: N-word vs. Harlem: Rem is faced with the choice of saying the N-word on national TV or seeing Harlem get nuked. He chooses to utter the word. Ray would rather be a pariah than see mass destruction, while Cody hopes to find a loophole. A tangent about a company name "Nickerson" ensues. Baby Cannon: The ethical implications of shooting a baby 200 yards into a net for $5 million are debated with surprising detail, including net size, propulsion methods, and the baby's potential for mid-air healing. Ray even jokes about his own child's chaotic nature making him a prime candidate (with a helmet, of course), while Randy suggests a baby parachute. CEO Body Swap: The allure of trading bodies with a Fortune 500 CEO for a week, with the risk of them trashing your own, is considered. The consensus is a firm no, fearing either bodily harm or inheriting a failing company. Alien Autopsy Auction: Selling a dead alien for $20 million, but risking an invasion, is the final dilemma. The hosts, recalling "Independence Day", are hesitant to provoke extraterrestrial wrath, even for a hefty sum. Celebrity Dick Match: The battle of the famous begins with a new intro song: Danny DeVito vs. MrBeast: The beef? MrBeast's 10,000 tiny charity houses encroach on DeVito's "gig," leading to a demanded ball pit brawl at Chuck-E-Cheese. The hosts humorously size up DeVito's chances in a ball pit and veer off into a passionate (and divided) discussion about the merits (or lack thereof) of Jersey Mike's "juice". Ultimately, they see DeVito as the scrappier victor. Gordon Ramsay vs. Post Malone: The culinary clash ignites when Ramsay calls Post Malone's hot sauce "the worst since unsliced bread". This escalates to troll restaurants and a cooking show. The hosts discuss Post Malone's musical talents, including his Nirvana performance, and David Draiman of Disturbed's "Sound of Silence" cover, as well as Five Finger Death Punch covers. Post Malone's love for "Hunt Showdown" is also highlighted. Gordon Ramsay is confidently predicted to win this fiery feud. What Would Jesus Draw - Brokering a Peace Deal: Brought to you by the (hopefully soon-to-be-live) whatwouldjesusdraw.com, the hosts unleash AI to interpret their divine prompts: The central prompt is Jesus Christ of Nazareth as a political dignitary during a diplomatic meeting. Randy's initial attempt envisions Jesus like Gandalf. His second try, Jesus watching a play with Abe Lincoln, yields a strange, homoerotic scene with no clear meeting or Lincoln. Rem imagines Jesus facilitating the peace treaty between Lee and Ulysses S. Grant at Appomattox Courthouse in 1865, resulting in a charcoal-style drawing with an oddly proportioned Grant. Cody pictures Jesus sitting down in formal attire with President Camacho from Idiocracy, producing an image with a cool vibe but a missing arm and a bizarre background. Ray goes wild with Jesus as a Zimbabwean diplomat negotiating penguin furs with Genghis Khan on the Great Wall of China, leading to a heartwarming (and absurd) image of Jesus touching a penguin on the Great Wall, sans Genghis Khan. After much deliberation and a tie-breaker coin flip, Ray's surreal penguin encounter wins the divine art contest. Listeners are encouraged to visit whatwouldjesusdraw.com to purchase these unique creations (no NFTs here!). Outro: The hosts share their social media handles (@Rem_Dickman, @Randall_Dickman, @CodyMcCann) and the new Rich Dickman Show voicemail number: 513-512-5721. Cody recounts his Mardi Gras adventures, Ray mentions his dog-walking routine and ongoing insurance saga, and they all look forward to the eventual launch of whatwouldjesusdraw.com. A final, humorous note reveals the Jesus art is printed in Mexico, much to Randy's mock dismay. Don't forget to check out old episodes and get ready for the big 300! Until next time, stay rich (in spirit)!  

The Rich Dickman Show Episode 291 - Whistle Blower with hosts Rem, Cody, Ray, and Randy. Episode 291 includes the following segments: Thinking with your Dickman Advice is given to Jasper, who is having trouble with their smart fridge recommending kale recipes. The advice is to insult the fridge and find out where it was manufactured so the appropriate racial slurs can be used. Advice for Joshelyn of Portland, who can't decide where to go on a first date, is given. The options are a wine bar with incredible ambiance or a sommelier with an impressive mustache. The hosts suggest the sommelier. Advice is given to Julian from Boulder, Colorado, about what to do when their limited edition Mont Blanc Hemingway pen runs out of ink. Cody Reads Copy about Wegovy, a weight loss medication. Dick of the Week The Coleman County, Alabama, police department is put on leave after the police chief and four officers are arrested on multiple charges stemming from the death of a 911 dispatcher who overdosed. A room had a large hole in the wall and was frequently used by individuals to access evidence. A video goes viral of an unidentified woman sitting on a car at a McDonald's. Five police officers arrest a 10-year-old boy for public urination. Dickman Dilemma Would you take 1 million dollars, but your grandma commits crimes? Would you want to swap dicks with Svenson? Would you expose Batman's secret identity or 100 billion in IRS fraud? What Would Jesus Draw - Jesus at Mardi Gras Cody - Jesus in a clown masquerade throwing beads from a float Rem - Jesus shirtless on a balcony over Bourbon Street chugging beer and throwing bead necklaces to the crowd Randy - Jesus playing the trumpet in a parade on a pyrotechnic float Ray - Wins with Jesus laying Mardi Gras beads on a nutria wearing LSU garb  

The hosts of the podcast episode begin by discussing recording issues and joking about the stock market. They then transition into discussing Trump's lap at NASCAR, reminiscing about the sport's history stemming from Rum Runner days and how times have changed. This is followed by humorous speculation regarding their absent co-host, Rem, and his potential misinterpretations. Later in the episode, the hosts engage with listener questions, offer travel advice (suggesting Dollywood), and read an advertisement for the FAA. They also introduce a segment called "What Would Jesus Draw," where they use AI to generate humorous images. They also determine the "Dick of the Week". The episode concludes with a discussion about the show "Love is Blind" and some final thoughts before saying goodbye.  

The podcast episode involves welcoming Ray back after he orchestrated some changes at his company that led to him sponsoring the podcast. The hosts joke about the implications of Ray's return, including comparing it to a presidential inauguration. They also touch on a variety of topics, including gambling losses, streaming services, and coffee shops. They also engage in segments such as "Thinking with Your Dickman" and "What Would Jesus Draw?". Key moments and topics include: Ray's return and its impact: Ray "got everybody fired who was responsible" and took over his company to sponsor the podcast. The hosts discuss how Ray is "inaugurated again" and has become a different "number", indicating a shift in the podcast's established order. Gambling and anniversary plans: One of the hosts discusses using gambling winnings to take his wife out for their 20th anniversary. He describes the website as a slot machine that owes him money. Streaming service dilemma: The hosts respond to a question about choosing between streaming services. They suggest that cable is making a comeback with extra steps and that Netflix has enough content to get by. Coffee shop choices: The hosts provide advice to someone overwhelmed by artisanal coffee shop options, suggesting visiting preferred ones in the morning and others in the afternoon. "Thinking With Your Dickman": The hosts discuss making homemade McChickens. They also talk about a time when one of them accidentally ordered a large number of McChickens instead of McNuggets. "What Would Jesus Draw?": The hosts use AI to generate images based on prompts related to Jesus in unexpected situations. This includes Jesus as a muscular bouncer at a Las Vegas casino and Jesus in a coonskin cap playing blackjack at an Indian casino. Ray wins this segment. Daytona 500: One of the hosts mentions going to the Daytona 500 and expresses love for the other hosts in case he doesn't get a chance to say it later. Advertisements: The hosts read through an ad for Turo, a service that makes it easy to drive your dream. Dick of the Week: The hosts decide that the "dick of the week" is a Canadian man charged with 65 million hacks. Marty Gras: One of the hosts mentions an upcoming Marty Gras.

Hold on to your hats, folks, because Episode 288 of The Rich Dickman Show: When Time Flies is a rollercoaster of humor, hot takes, and unexpected turns!   After a fiery debate on the last episode, the trio returns with Rem leading the charge to mend fences. Of course, technical difficulties and Randy's sarcasm only add to the fun. Once they get rolling, the conversation jumps from the 2024 election and Cody's newfound conservative leanings to the woes of expensive eggs and the age-old question: seed oil or beef tallow for fries? Throw in UFO sightings in New Jersey and theories about Atlantis, and you've got yourself a classic Rich Dickman Show episode.   Sprinkled throughout are personal stories that reveal as much about the hosts as they do about society at large. Randy's stint at an Amazon warehouse, Rem's run-in with a pushy woman, and Cody's family's unique Christmas plans offer glimpses into the lives of everyday people navigating the complexities of work, culture, and family in a rapidly changing world.   And what would the show be without the "Dick of the Week" award? This time, it goes to the pushy woman from Rem's Christmas photo fiasco. The episode also features an AI art experiment (think Jesus and drones!), a spontaneous crank call to Papa John's, and an AI's hilariously inept attempt to summarize the show's history. ---   Conversation Outline   Reconciliation and technical mayhem   2024 election and political shifts   Rising costs and food debates   UFOs and conspiracy theories   Personal anecdotes and societal trends   "Dick of the Week" shenanigans   AI art and its absurdities   Papa John's crank call and philosophical musings   AI's botched show summary   Holiday farewells  

**The Rich Dickman Show - Episode 287: Flaccid Charlie Brown**   Join the hilarious crew of The Rich Dickman Show for episode 287, "Charlie Brown has ED." In this episode, hosts Rem, Randy, Cody, and guest Steven Dickman reunite after a month-long break to catch up on life, share side-splitting stories, and dive into an array of comedic topics. From personal anecdotes about eye doctor visits to brainstorming future inventions, this episode is packed with laughter and spontaneous humor. The hosts also touch on current events and legal issues, providing a mix of insightful commentary and hilarious banter. Don't miss out on this fun-filled episode that showcases the unique chemistry and wit of the Rich Dickman Show team.  

Don't Worry, We Fix The Audio "Episode 286 - Cryogenic Dippin' Dots" Join Rem, Randy, and Cody for a spontaneous yet hilarious episode of The Rich Dickman Show! What started as Randy's platform to pitch ponzi schemes turned into an unexpected gem of banter and laughter. Cody shares updates from his Alabama adventures, including quirky anecdotes and southern charm. Meanwhile, Randy embarks on a new chapter, delivering pizzas and collecting a treasure trove of entertaining stories along the way. Rem adds his own flair with tales of job changes, travels to Florida, and life's unpredictable twists. With a mix of humor and camaraderie, this episode is a delightful reminder of why fans love The Rich Dickman Show. Tune in for laughs, anecdotes, and the unique charm of Rem, Randy, and Cody. And don't forget to visit RichDickman.com for all your Rich Dickman needs!

The Rich Dickman Show unleashes another rollercoaster of laughs and insights in Episode 285, titled "Drinking Water & Doing Charity." In this uproarious escapade, the hosts navigate the tumultuous waters of podcast dynamics, introducing Nelson Dickman as a late addition to the team. It's a revelation that sends ripples through the podcast universe, promising an exciting shift in the show's energy. The episode kicks off with the hosts addressing the elephant in the room—absent members and the intriguing introduction of Nelson Dickman. The banter flows seamlessly, tackling topics ranging from podcast power dynamics to financial struggles. Amidst recording troubles, the hosts display their trademark humor and camaraderie, turning potential chaos into comedic gold. As the show unfolds, the trio engages in pre-show discussions and answers burning listener questions. They dive deep into fictional fights and childhood games, revealing the humorous reflections on past missteps. The introduction of Cody adds another layer to the banter, bringing his unique perspective to the mix. The antics continue with discussions about cold weather, work pressures, and the ever-important planning of a bachelor party. The hosts share personal stories, from hospital visits and golden ticket discoveries to negotiating startup dilemmas and the importance of a good lawyer. The episode culminates in the Dick of the Week segment, where Randy, as always, manages to nominate himself in spectacular fashion. Amidst the laughter, the hosts reflect on their podcast journey, highlighting the growth and unpredictability that make each episode a unique experience. The Art Segment takes a hilarious turn as they explore Jesus in different scenarios, blending insightful critiques with comedic genius. Tune in for a wild ride of laughter, unexpected turns, and the delightful chaos that only The Rich Dickman Show can deliver. With Nelson Dickman in the mix, the podcast promises a new era of entertainment. Don't miss this episode filled with camaraderie, insightful banter, and the trademark humor that defines The Rich Dickman Show. For more Rich Dickman madness, check out RichDickman.com and follow the show on Twitter @RichDickmanShow. Because life is too short for boring podcasts!   00:00 Introduction and Recording Troubles 00:31 Discussing Absent Members and New Additions 01:07 Podcast Power Dynamics and Financial Struggles 01:38 Selling the Podcast and Arrival of Late Member 02:01 Pre-Show Discussions and Listener Questions 02:20 Debating Fictional Fights and Childhood Games 03:05 Reflecting on Past Missteps and Apologies 04:58 Podcast Beginnings and Introducing New Member 05:41 New Member Introduction and Early Banter 05:50 Discussing Work and Personal Life 06:42 Debating the Value of Stanley Cups 07:19 Cody Joins the Conversation 07:45 Discussing the Cold Weather and Work 09:21 Planning a Bachelor Party 33:35 Discussing Private Investigation and Work Pressure 39:47 Hospital Visit and Golden Ticket 40:01 Tony Stark, Bruce Banner and Pepper Pots 40:09 Leo's Startup Negotiation Dilemma 40:50 Pizza Parties and Free Swag 41:10 The Importance of a Good Lawyer 41:40 Claire's Community Literacy Program Challenge 43:40 Dick of the Week Segment 43:48 Reflecting on the Podcast Journey 45:22 Jesus, Gandalf, and Aragorn 47:26 CEO's Birthday Surprise Backfires 49:26 Woman's Parking Spot Attempt Causes Chaos 59:49 Art Segment: Jesus in Different Scenarios  

The Rich Dickman trio, Rem, Cody, and the elusive Randy, reunite for Episode 284 with the tantalizing title, "White Barbecue Sauce." Can you believe they're back? Cody, still soaking in the southern charm of Alabama, drops the bomb that he'll be hitting a Mardi Gras ball, leaving Rem with more questions than a confused owl. Meanwhile, Randy, the man of many plans, was all set for the Iowa caucus until life did its thing, as it often does. This episode, fueled by the uncomfortable sponsorship of R&R Tool (cue visible discomfort from Randy), sees Rem on an adventurous quest for Cialis-induced enlightenment, leaving listeners on the edge of their seats, wondering, did anything truly happen? Spoiler alert: you'll have to tune in to find out. Amidst the chaos, Randy attempts a podcast addition, but that plan dozes off, literally. Randy, ever the dreamer, spills the beans on a new wrestling school venture. Will he finally grasp the championship or just end up as the portly guy tossing little people? Speaking of terminology, Cody, in his signature style, stumbles over what to call little people, adding a delightful touch of classic Cody confusion. Rem, on a trip to the pharmacy, encounters a "They" – brace yourself for the gender-neutral encounter. Cody's culinary adventures unfold with a lesson on Alabama's surprising French connection – white barbecue sauce. But of course, this is Cody, so he ends up opting for a burger at a seafood joint. Randy, being Randy, adds his unique flavor to the mix, making the entire episode an absolute rollercoaster of fun. The magic of The Rich Dickman Show has been recaptured, so don't miss out on the laughter and chaos! For all your Rich Dickman needs, head over to RichDickman.com and follow them on Twitter at @RichDickmanShow. This episode is like a box of chocolates – you never know what you're gonna get, but it's bound to be a wild ride!

Episode 283 - Mussolini Con Ricotta Welcome back to The Rich Dickman Show, where Rem and Cody reunite with the prodigal co-host, Randy. The air is thick with curiosity as they dive into the mystery of Randy's absence, unravelling the tale of his unexpected sojourn from R&R Tool to an undisclosed location. Brace yourself for the twists and turns as Randy recounts his journey, leaving Rem and Cody hanging on every detail. In the meantime, Rem flexes his parental muscles with a bold move at his kid's school, liberating them from the clutches of an infamous teacher. Cody, on the other hand, is living his best life in Alabama, indulging in a gastronomic adventure that tantalizes the taste buds and leaves listeners drooling. As the trio reconvenes, speculation brews about the future of The Rich Dickman Show. Could it be on the brink of a transformation, or is this just another twist in the saga? The air is charged with excitement and uncertainty, urging fans to tune in and discover the fate of their favorite podcast. Don't miss the episode where Mussolini Con Ricotta not only hints at an Italian culinary adventure but promises a rollercoaster of revelations and laughter. Is it the end, a new beginning, or something in between? Tune in to find out, and remember, for all your Rich Dickman needs, visit RichDickman.com.

Welcome to the chaos of Episode 281, "Malachite Shaped Ass," where Rem stumbles into the studio after celebrating his father's 75th birthday. The result? A wild ride of inebriated hilarity! The usual suspects, Rem, Randy, and Cody, dive into the absurd and unpredictable. Jesus AI Art returns, this time featuring Jesus on 9/11. It's as absurd and entertaining as it sounds—definitely not your typical religious art. The hosts field questions from eager advice seekers in the audience, bringing a delightful mix of wisdom and absurdity. Cody, the perpetual copy reader, takes the mic again. What's he peddling this time, and how does Randy manage to turn it into a sidesplitting moment? You'll have to tune in to find out. Randy, not to be outdone, unveils his Dicks of the Week, and, unsurprisingly, Elon Musk makes a return appearance in this hall of infamy. But the real magic happens in the stories. Cody recounts his adventures at an Auburn game, while Randy, amid his usual chaos, can't resist the urge to scream "Roll Tide." With Randy, there's always something crazy happening, and this episode is no exception. Whether you're a seasoned fan or a newcomer, Episode 281 is a rollercoaster of laughter, advice, and downright ridiculousness. Strap in for another unforgettable journey with The Rich Dickman Show! And don't forget to check out RichDickman.com for all your Rich Dickman needs.

Episode 280 of The Rich Dickman Show - "Guts From The Head" Oh boy, are you in for a treat! After a three-week hiatus, the dynamic trio of Rem, Randy, and Cody are back, and they've got some wild stories to share. It's like they never left, and trust me, it's all Randy's fault. But isn't it always? Cody kicks things off with tales of his adventures in the heart of Alabama at the 50th Annual Shrimp Festival. Sounds delicious, right? Well, not if you're Cody, because the only shrimp he encountered were the coconut variety. Rem and Randy pounce on this like sharks at a feeding frenzy, and you won't want to miss the comedic jabs that ensue. Randy, ever the adventurous spirit, has been gallivanting through forests in search of long-lost friends. He's even had run-ins with the likes of Donald Rumsfeld – oh, the stories he'll tell! But rest assured, Randy's still the same old Randy, much to Cody's chagrin. Patience is a virtue, Cody, and you'll need it when Randy grabs the "talking stick." Rem, on the other hand, took a trip to Colorado, and he's got a mountain of tales to share. Aging isn't always graceful, and he'll regale you with the highs and lows of his adventure. Picture this: a quirky AirBNB host with a penchant for box wine and potential substances. And that's just the beginning! Hiking in the Rocky Mountains, ATV escapades, and a steak dinner that'll cost you a pretty penny – Rem's trip had it all. By the way, Denver has a peculiar scent that's hard to miss. In this episode, there are no segments, no frills, just three friends catching up, sharing their stories, and spreading laughter. It's like eavesdropping on your funniest pals' reunion. Be sure to follow the show on Twitter - @RichDickmanShow - and visit their web home at RichDickman.com. And oh, did we mention Randy's new AI cohost? You've got to hear it to believe it. Don't wait; hit that play button now and dive into the hilarity that is The Rich Dickman Show. These guys are back and better than ever! Now, go find out what's cooking at RichDickman.com!

Get ready for a wild ride with Rem, Randy, and Cody in Episode 279 of The Rich Dickman Show, fittingly titled "Invest In Harambe." These three are back in action, and even though they didn't really go anywhere, this episode is a rollercoaster of hilarious banter and unpredictable surprises. Before diving into the main content, there's a dash of pre-show banter that sets the tone for the madness to come. Randy, in his typical fashion, somehow manages to get Rem talking about politics. Cody, the perennial source of surprises, has a few up his sleeve for this one. And here's where things take a turn for the absurd – a voicemail gets the boys discussing the pros and cons of, well, an uncircumcised penis. It's the kind of conversation you never knew you needed in your life, but you won't be able to resist listening. But wait, there's more! Cody is back with another installment of "Cody Reads Copy," and it seems like he might be shilling for Randy's new pizza venture. Whether it's a pizza review or an elaborate pizza conspiracy, you'll have to tune in to find out. Now, let's talk about everyone's favorite segment – "Jesus AI Art." This recurring delight never fails to impress, and this time, it's "Jesus In New York City." Can you picture the Son of God on the subway? Munching on a slice of old-fashioned New York-style pizza? Maybe even serenading commuters with his divine musical talents? You'll have to listen to discover the heavenly truth. There's more to uncover in this episode, and if you're intrigued by this unconventional mishmash of topics and humor, you don't want to miss it. Plus, don't forget to visit RichDickman.com for all your Rich Dickman needs, and stay connected with the show on their website and Twitter handle, @RichDickmanShow. So, dive into this episode with an open mind and a sense of humor, and you'll find yourself in stitches as the trio navigates the absurd, the hilarious, and the unmissable.

Episode 276 of The Rich Dickman Show is here, and it's a rollercoaster of laughs and surprises!

Rem: Impressive In All The Wrong Ways Get ready for a rollercoaster of hilarity and unexpected twists in this electrifying episode of The Rich Dickman Show! Brace yourself as Randy, the maestro behind the scenes, joins the hosts for a mind-blowing discussion that will leave you craving more. Don't miss out on the fun - tune in now and satisfy all your Rich Dickman needs at RichDickman.com! In a side-splitting saga, Randy spills the beans on his maiden voyage to a Dollar General store. Hold onto your seats as he unveils an uncanny resemblance to Cody's store description, painting a picture so vivid you'll practically smell the brown concrete floors and experience the thrill of the self-checkout lanes firsthand. Dollar General's consistency becomes an unexpected talking point, sparking debates about its impact on small-town charm. But that's just the appetizer! Get ready for the main course of excitement as the hosts dive into a YouTube sensation: a man's quest to conquer every Margaritaville across North America. Inspired beyond belief, they embark on a brainstorming bonanza, weaving dreams of globetrotting adventures. Will they visit every Amsterdam in Amsterdam? Or conquer multiple Legal Seafoods locales? The possibilities are as wild as they are tantalizing. Hold onto your hats as Randy uncovers riveting tidbits from his family's history, hinting at connections to historical giants like John Quincy Adams and George Washington Adams. The revelations send shockwaves through the studio, leaving everyone wondering about the podcast's illustrious guest lineup. The banter is relentless, the camaraderie contagious, and the laughter infectious. Join the party and immerse yourself in this whirlwind of witty exchanges, bizarre road trip plans, and unexpected ancestry revelations. Tune in now to The Rich Dickman Show and experience the excitement firsthand! And remember, for all things Rich Dickman, quench your thirst at RichDickman.com. Don't miss out – this episode will have you hooked from the very first minute!

In the latest electric installment of "The Rich Dickman Show," prepare to be captivated, amused, and thoroughly entertained by the antics of your favorite trio as they unveil the sparkling TRDS 2.0! It's like a symphony of tech symphonies, with Randy, Rem, and Cody playing a lively tune of technological adaptations, with a dash of good old-fashioned chaos for good measure. Now, let me paint a picture for you: Rem was all set to embark on an Oklahoman adventure, but alas, fate had other plans. As he finds himself rooted in his own realm, he lets loose with his unparalleled wit and charm, all while juggling the real-time kinks of the new TRDS tech. It's a high-energy dance, and these boys are making it look smooth as butter. Across the Pacific, a tale unfolds of island escapades as Amara pays a visit to Cody in the paradise of Hawaii. Adventures abound, and miraculously, they steer clear of the roaring fires that dance perilously close in Maui. Phew, talk about a vacation with a side of adrenaline! But hold onto your seats, because Rem has stumbled upon a game-changer - a video by the legendary Eddy Burback. This revelation prompts Rem to don his convincing hat and urge Cody to witness the magic. Meanwhile, Randy's delving into his ancestry, uncovering tales that'll have you on the edge of your seat, yearning for more. Now, here's the twist - we've cooked up some extra surprises for your listening pleasure. Brace yourself, for we've added an extra sprinkle of excitement and mischief into the mix. And, just a little wink, some of these twists might be a figment of my digital imagination.

My fellow Americans, today I had the privilege of listening to the illustrious Richard Dickman podcast. Let me tell you, these three gentlemen put the "dick" in "podcast" - their banter was looser than a wizard's sleeve! First up, the venerable Rem regaled us with tales from a recent Pink concert. Apparently the audience was a veritable treasure trove of lesbians - 85% no less! Rem was enthralled by the carefree merriment of it all. He implored us to take a page from their book - "Slow down and take a breath, this shit's flying by so fast!" Truer words were never spoken, Rem. Meanwhile, Randy and Cody got their gossip on about ol' Joe Biden. They reckoned someone's been helping sharpen his public speaking chops again. Probably with a name like Gus or Chuck. Those rascals! I'd bet a bucket of KFC that ol' Joe's speeches will be slicker than a greased weasel come next election! Of course, what would a Dickman podcast be without some good old tomfoolery? Why, this week the fellows had themselves an art battle royale! The theme? Jesus battling a polar bear in the ruins of climate catastrophe! The results were positively divine. Rem emerged victorious, though the real winners were truth and beauty. All in all, it was another uproariously delightful Dickman podcast. These good ol' boys always manage to perk up my day. Stay tuned America - same Dick time, same Dick channel! And don't forget to smash that like button! mic drop

Step right up, ladies and gentlemen, and prepare to embark on a wild ride with "The Rich Dickman Show" - Episode 272: "Richard Branson Jesus"!

Get ready to embark on an electrifying, side-splitting, and nostalgia-filled journey with The Rich Dickman Show's explosive episode, "Spiritual Double Parking" (Episode 270)! Brace yourself for a rollercoaster of laughter, unforgettable moments, and a whirlwind of excitement that will leave you craving more. In this uproarious installment, Randy, the endearing but occasionally clueless co-host, finds himself at the center of attention once again. Armed with a new furry friend and a mind-blowing vaporizer, Randy's life takes a hilarious turn for the better. As he proudly unveils his latest acquisitions, the laughs come pouring in, fueling the comedic fire that ignites the podcast. Meanwhile, Cody regales the audience with his outrageous tales from the depths of Alabama, leaving you hanging onto every word in rapt anticipation. Oh, the wild adventures and eccentricities he encounters along the way! As the laughter subsides, a fiery discussion about spicy foods ensues, uncovering Randy's unexpected aversion to anything remotely hot. It's a clash of taste buds and a comical joust that adds another layer of hilarity to the mix. But hold on tight because the excitement doesn't stop there! Rem, the dynamic host, shares a heart-pounding experience he had while watching the iconic 2007 Transformers movie with his son. The awe-inspiring battles between Autobots and Decepticons spark a passionate conversation about the glory days of Michael Bay films and the sheer awesomeness of movie-making that used to captivate audiences worldwide. Rem and Cody delve into nostalgia, reminiscing about the mastery of explosive action sequences and mind-bending special effects, evoking a sense of wonder that once defined the silver screen. As the podcast races on, the trio tackles a myriad of topics with their trademark wit and charm. From Cody's discussion about danger bathroom phobias to Rem's NASCAR plans being threatened by rain, each moment is infused with laughter and a genuine connection with the audience. The return of beloved segments like "Thinking With Your Dickman," "Dick of the Week," "Cody Reads Copy," and the intriguing exploration of the next Law of Power further amplifies the excitement and leaves you wanting more. And let's not forget the breathtaking artistry of "Jesus AI Art"! Witness Jesus hilariously inserted into a Hanna-Barbera cartoon, delivering an extraordinary visual experience that will leave you in awe. So, gear up for an exhilarating adventure that combines laughter, nostalgia, and an unrivaled sense of camaraderie. The Rich Dickman Show invites you to join them on this laughter-fueled journey of a lifetime! Head over to RichDickman.com for all your Rich Dickman needs and visit TinyUrl.com/TRDS1 to join their Discord server, where laughter and engaging discussions await. Get ready to be swept away by the sheer brilliance of "Spiritual Double Parking" and let the laughter carry you to new heights!

Title: "The Rich Dickman Show - Episode 269: The Sexual Act of Lawn Darting" Podcast Episode Summary: In the latest uproarious installment of The Rich Dickman Show, prepare to embark on a wild rollercoaster ride of absurdity and unexpected twists. Join hosts Rem, Randy, and Cody as they dive headfirst into the murky depths of "not enough vibe" and endeavor to extract pure entertainment from their off-kilter antics. Will Rem manage to navigate these treacherous waters and keep the show on track? Brace yourself as Cody's adventures in Alabama threaten to keep him away from his beloved Island Paradise indefinitely, while Randy's misadventure sheds light on the excruciatingly painful world of "Lawn Darting." Hold on tight as Rem grapples with his frustration at the prospect of attending a fireworks display, while Randy finds himself embroiled in a Taylor Swift scam that leaves him bewildered. Plus, prepare for a mind-bending edition of "Thinking With Your Dickman," where the hosts explore unconventional and peculiar perspectives. And don't miss the highly anticipated return of "Dick of the Week," featuring some truly obvious contenders for the prestigious title. But that's not all! Prepare to unlock the next Law of Power, a doozy that will leave you pondering its implications long after the episode concludes. And if that's not enticing enough, Cody takes center stage once again as he indulges in another thrilling round of "Cody Reads Copy." As if that weren't enough excitement, the podcast proudly presents "Jesus AI Art," this time with an extraordinary theme: "Jesus in Blade Runner!" Witness the awe-inspiring creativity of the magnificent hosts as they weave a tapestry of unexpected connections and unimaginable possibilities. And if you're curious about what lies ahead, be prepared to be blown away by a tantalizing sneak peek of next week's theme. So, whether you're a seasoned Rich Dickman enthusiast or a curious first-time listener, this episode promises non-stop hilarity, outrageous adventures, and unexpected revelations. Tune in and join the laughter-filled journey that awaits you on The Rich Dickman Show. Don't forget to visit RichDickman.com for all your Rich Dickman needs, and join the lively community on Discord at TinyURL.com/TRDS1.

Title: "Heartificial Intelligence: Explosive Laughter, Cannabis Strains, and Micro Wrestling" Welcome to Episode 268 of The Rich Dickman Show, where the unexpected takes center stage! In this action-packed episode, buckle up for a rollercoaster of hilarity, danger, and mind-bending revelations that will leave you craving for more. From Fourth of July celebrations to heart-pounding adventures, join Rem, Randy, and Cody as they navigate a whirlwind of events that redefine the meaning of entertainment. This week, the trio dives headfirst into explosive discussions on everything from patriotism to the Farm Bill. Randy, the visionary of the group, proposes a mind-blowing virtual TRDS studio using Unreal Engine. But will Cody be willing to take the plunge, and will Rem's memory lapses derail their plans? Amidst the chaos, Cody finds himself at a picturesque lakehouse in Alabama, encountering mishaps that will have you gasping for breath. From annihilating his coccyx with a daring leap into a lagoon (with video evidence!) to surviving a hair-raising boat ride that nearly cost him his head, Cody's adventures in Sweet Home Alabama will leave you both in awe and stitches. In an unexpected turn of events, Svenson calls out Randy as Dick of the Week for his emotional manipulation involving artificial intelligence and a dying aunt. Brace yourself for the heartificial intelligence saga that unfolds, pushing the boundaries of ethics and technology. Prepare to be enlightened as Rem uncovers the world of Ratatouille, experiencing the culinary masterpiece for the first time. Meanwhile, Cody delves into '90s nostalgia and tantalizes our taste buds with an exploration of Taco Bell's magnificence. Patriotism takes center stage as the hosts celebrate Fourth of July by unraveling the mysteries of the Declaration of Independence. But amidst the revelry, an enigmatic email appears, and Randy's expertise is required to decipher the Trivium. Hold on tight as Randy shares his jaw-dropping financial escapades, recounting how he found himself caught in a web of a 64% interest rate loan. Rem's uncontrollable laughter will leave you in stitches, showcasing the camaraderie and unfiltered banter that defines this dynamic trio. As the episode nears its climax, prepare to be amazed by the breathtaking artistry of Jesus AI Celebrating Pride Month. Witness the fusion of art and spirituality, showcased at RichDickman.com, and get a glimpse into next week's wild and mind-blowing theme that will leave you craving for more. The explosive finale revolves around Randy's encounter at Micro Wrestling, where his ego clashes with a formidable opponent. Will he emerge unscathed, or will his pride take a hit? And as the hosts advise Randy against fireworks, will he heed their warnings, or is chaos imminent? Prepare for laughter, danger, and unexpected twists as The Rich Dickman Show promises to keep you hooked from start to finish. Tune in to this sensational episode and embark on an unforgettable journey with Rem, Randy, and Cody. With themes of patriotism and celebration running through each thrilling moment, this explosive adventure is a testament to the indomitable spirit of the Fourth of July. Don't miss out on the laughter, camaraderie, and jaw-dropping revelations that make The Rich Dickman Show an unmissable podcast experience.

Episode 267 of The Rich Dickman Show, titled "Mandela Peppers," brings you another wild ride with Randy, Rem, and Cody. As the episode kicks off, Randy is jamming to rap music while Rem is reliving his childhood with his Optimus Primal toy from 2000. But hold up, there's trouble in paradise! Randy just discovered that the Discord link has been broken for months. Good thing he's on top of it, though, and has created a new one at TinyUrl.com/TRDS1! Way to go, Randy! Maybe you're not totally useless after all. Meanwhile, Cody is back in his sweet home of Alabama, and apparently, both he and Randy have conveniently forgotten what went down in the last episode. Classic Cody and Randy move right there. On the other hand, Rem's real-life job has been a nightmare lately, and Randy is anxiously waiting for that promotion. Will it ever happen? We'll see, but at least Randy's hairdo is on point. Gotta give credit where it's due. In the midst of their shenanigans, Rem decides to enlighten Cody on the wonders of wearing a tie. Apparently, people look at you differently when you're rocking one. It's a whole new level of sophistication, or maybe they're just checking to see if you're actually choking yourself. Who knows? But hey, props to Rem for bringing some style into the mix. Speaking of nostalgia, Rem takes his son to see Transformers: Rise of The Beasts, and it takes them right back to the glorious '90s. It's a heartwarming father-son bonding experience. And hey, while we're on the topic of movies, Cody might be heading to Denver. Will ISIS finally release Huell for a visit? We can only hope. But hold up! Cody has experienced a real-life "Mandela Effect" involving jalapenos and habaneros. Turns out we've all been pronouncing "habanero" wrong this whole time. Who would've thought? Cody, the man with the spicy revelations! But let's switch gears for a moment. Rem attends a funeral, only to find a surprisingly cheery priest. Talk about mixed emotions. And then there's Randy, falling head over heels for The Bearded Butchers as they skillfully handle a wagyu cow. He's even trying to convince Rem to visit Sakura Farms for TRDS. Randy's enthusiasm for meat butchery knows no bounds, I suppose. As the episode continues, Randy shows off his culinary skills on a Ninja Foodie while Cody returns with the beloved segment, "Dick of the Week." This time, Svenson tells a story involving a guy, dog poop, and a plastic bag. Classic Svenson. But hey, there's more! The Oceans Gate Submersible has imploded, and the Captain takes the crown as the biggest dick of them all. Talk about a sinking ship. And let's not forget the fan-favorite segment, "Thinking With Your Dickman," where some overly polite listeners get a bit too technical with their questions. You know, there's such a thing as being too polite, folks. But that's not all! Cody is as excited as a marshmallow on a stick because "Cody Reads Copy" is making a comeback. The timing might be a bit off, though, considering the recent demise of the Titanic viewing ship. Oops. But hold on tight, folks! There's more to come. Rem has a bone to pick with Instagram chefs who squeeze the life out of their meats. No juicy steaks for him, apparently. And guess what? Randy brings back "AI Out Of Context." Brace yourselves for some outlandish and hilarious AI-generated quotes. Of course, we can't forget "The Laws of Power." We're reaching Law #40, and it's hard to believe we're getting closer to the end. Can you feel the power, folks? And what about the Jesus AI Art? This time, the hosts envision Jesus as a big game hunter of extinct animals. Talk about divine hunting skills. The art is better than ever, but who will come out on top? You'll have to listen to find out! So, for all your Rich Dickman needs, head over to RichDickman.com, and make sure to join the Discord at TinyUrl.com/TRDS1. And don't forget to follow them on Twitter @RichDickmanShow. They're bringing you the laughter, the absurdity, and the occasional insult to Randy that you didn't know you needed in your life.

Hark! Gather 'round, fair listeners, for verily I shall regale thee with a tale of wit and woe from the realm of podcasting. On this episode, the 266th of The Rich Dickman Show, titled "Dennis Rodman Prime," our noble hosts embark upon a curious adventure that shall surely tickle thy fancy. 'Twas a day of great challenges, for Rem, the stalwart captain of the ship, was tasked with guiding it through treacherous waters. Meanwhile, our dear Randy, that jolly fool, fancied himself a minstrel and played the Florida National Anthem with a tune known as PartyRocking. Oh, the audacity! But lo, Randy had more news to share, boasting of a newfound barber who hath transformed his visage. Alas, his companion Cody also sought the shears, desiring a fresh haircut to match his dashing charm. Yet, a storm brewed between them, for Randy's fondness for the "devils lettuce" clashed with Cody's weary soul, unable to abide his companion's strange vibes and unruly energy. Amidst this tempest, Rem, the cunning trickster, utilized ChatGPT to spin a web of lies concerning Rodimus Prime, weaving tales of why this enigma came to be and unraveling the secrets of Transformer: The Movie. Oh, the mischief! But wait, there's more! Rem embarked on a perilous journey to two airports, each fraught with its own perils. In one harrowing trip, he nearly decimated his parents' finances, whilst in the other, his boss unleashed a tirade of beratement upon poor Rem, much to the amusement of his father-in-law. Oh, the calamity! Yet fear not, dear listeners, for the madness does not end there. The podcast delves into the depths of human folly, as the hosts tackle peculiar questions in "Thinking With Your Dickman." The Law of Power is dissected, uncovering a tangled web of gaslighting. And behold, "Cody Reads Copy" returns, only to be met with indifference towards Randy's own advertisement for a Pixel 7a, a device that perplexes Rem's simple mind. But lo, there's wisdom amidst the chaos! Cody imparts the teachings of "Turd Diplomacy" and its illustrious sibling, "Dog Walking Diplomacy," cautioning against provocation when one's face may meet the vile embrace of canine excrement. Fear not, fair listeners, for enlightenment awaits! A spectacle of art unfolds in the realm of Jesus AI Art, showcasing the divine in the form of 50's smoking advertisements. Witness these marvels and be captivated, for the question remains: Who among them shall be crowned the victor? Such a choice lies upon thee. And now, dear readers, I beseech thee to journey forth and partake in this extraordinary episode. Tarry not, for thou shalt find this tale most riveting and entertaining. Tune in to The Rich Dickman Show, and thou shalt not be disappointed. But lo, before thou embark upon thy podcasting quest, visit RichDickman.com and WhatWouldJesusDraw.com, where treasures of mirth and enlightenment await thee. Set forth, dear listeners, and indulge in this grand adventure! [Promotional message:] Be sure to visit RichDickman.com and WhatWouldJesusDraw.com for further merriment and revelation!

Welcome, ladies and gentlemen, to Episode 265 of The Rich Dickman Show, where the antics never cease and the laughter won't let go! In this uproarious installment titled "A Randall Tan," prepare to have your funny bones tickled, your taste buds tantalized, and your world turned upside down. Our culinary mastermind, Rem, takes center stage as he unveils his secret weapon: the Blackstone griddle. Witness him conquer the art of fried rice with finesse so divine, it'll make your mouth water and your taste buds dance in time. But that's not all; Randy, our lovable goofball, mourns the legends lost, shedding a tear for The Iron Sheik and his mentor, some old guy who's left us behind. Hold on tight as Cody's mom works her Filipino magic, conjuring up a purple, sweet goo that defies explanation. Prepare to be mystified as Rem attempts to apologize to Randy, only to be interrupted by a ferocious dog fight, causing chaos and laughter to collide. Oh, Randy, dear Randy, unintentional racist terms escape your lips, as innocence clashes with the complexities of political correctness. But fear not, for hilarity ensues when Randy, shirtless and proud, discovers "The Randall Tandall," a tan line brought to life by his magnificent beard. And guess what? A new dog is on the horizon, and Cody sees Venom lurking within its adorable gaze. Meanwhile, Rem shares his unwavering admiration for Hispanic folks, pledging to sell his Facebook marketplace treasures exclusively to them. Prepare to have your mind blown when you witness the extraordinary feat of team lifting—a fridge soaring high into a truck, defying gravity and logic. Hold on to your sides, folks, as Rem recounts his harrowing tale of buying, returning, and re-buying a lawn mower, a tale of epic proportions that will leave you rolling on the floor. Randy, ever the ambitious one, sets his sights on snagging big-name guests, bringing the podcast to new heights. And don't you worry; "Thinking With Your Dickman" returns, where Rem imparts his wisdom with a single solution: sex, the ultimate answer to life's perplexing questions. But that's not all, for Cody brings back the beloved segment "Cody Reads Copy," where he mesmerizes us with his golden voice and comedic timing. And let's not forget Rem's dream of a mobile podcast studio, a vision so grand it'll make your podcast-loving heart skip a beat. And Randy? Well, he's got plans for a Skoolie that will redefine the meaning of on-the-go podcasting. Prepare to be transported back in time as Rem gets nostalgic, delving into the captivating world of Wrestling Bios, a YouTube channel that'll make your inner fanboy or fangirl squeal with delight. And fear not, for "What Would Jesus Draw" returns, presenting Jesus as the star of a sitcom. Hold your breath as Cody unleashes his artistic prowess, creating a masterpiece where Jesus morphs into Carl Winslow, delivering side-splitting hilarity at every turn. As we bid you farewell, dear listeners, know that the fun has only just begun. With the theme for next week's Jesus AI Art game promising wild and wonderful adventures, you won't want to miss a single second. Be sure to satisfy all your Rich Dickman needs at RichDickman.com, and don't forget to visit WhatWouldJesusDraw.com, where hilarity and divine artistry collide. So grab your popcorn, buckle up, and get ready to embark on a laughter-filled journey with Rem, Randy, and Cody. Episode 265 is here, and it's guaranteed to leave you in stitches.

Title: "Employment Hydra: Revelations, Redemption, and Hot Pockets" In the latest episode of The Rich Dickman Show, Rem and Cody kick things off with a fireside chat that sets the tone for an exhilarating rollercoaster ride of unexpected twists and turns. However, there's one noticeable absence: Randy. The burning question arises: Did Randy get fired? Has anyone ever been fired from a podcast live on the air? The suspense is palpable as the hosts delve into the mystery. But that's not all! Cody shares a hilarious anecdote about his adventure at Pax East, and Mike, having ditched the sauce, brings a new level of intolerance for all things bullsh*t. As the episode progresses, we learn that Randy's been a constant source of disappointment for Rem, making show production a challenging ordeal. And then, out of nowhere, chocolate enters the picture, becoming an unlikely accomplice in Randy's downfall. Hold on tight because the madness continues! Cody's microphone sets off terrorism alarms at TSA, leading to an unforgettable airport ordeal. Meanwhile, Joe Biden takes a tumble, adding a political twist to the already wild mix. Rem's Memorial Day proves to be a comedy of errors, involving heavy refrigerators, broken stoves, wasted money at Lowe's Scratch and Dent, and even a lawnmower curse. Oh, the irony! As Rem recounts his amusing encounter at a female comedy show, we can't help but wonder what hijinks unfolded with that distracting audience member and her "stupid hands." Randy's gambling addiction takes center stage, leading to Rem's relentless berating over fifty-dollar dog bowls and 500-dollar Yeti coolers. However, amidst the chaos, Rem offers Randy a lifeline, an alternative to his gambling death spiral. Voicemails from Joanne in Iceland add an international flair, and Rem masterfully applies the latest Law of Power to his advantage. With a comedic touch, the show explores the fascinating world of Primitive Skills on YouTube, shattering Rem's illusions about chainsaws and technology. And of course, what would The Rich Dickman Show be without the highly anticipated return of "What Would Jesus Draw?" The website may not be updated yet, but the imagination runs wild as Jesus himself is envisioned committing crimes with a Hot Pocket. But that's not all—prepare for a thrilling climax! Rem's boundless excitement for the new Transformers movie is infectious, and he reveals his desire to see Jesus Christ as The Mandalorian. How will these visions manifest? Only by tuning in to this mind-bending episode will you uncover the answers! Don't miss out on the hilarious banter, unexpected revelations, and Rem's infectious enthusiasm. Visit RichDickman.com for a treasure trove of past episodes and follow the show on Twitter @RichDickman. Brace yourself for an adventure that will leave you laughing, guessing, and eagerly awaiting the next installment of The Rich Dickman Show!

Title: Flash Me Your Flavors: The Rich Dickman Show Episode 263 Introduction: Welcome to the uproarious world of The Rich Dickman Show, where hosts Rem, Randy, and Cody dive headfirst into a mouthwatering adventure filled with chocolate, captivating stories, and a dash of madness. In Episode 263, the trio embarked on a live on-air taste test of the delectable Omnom Chocolate from Iceland. As their taste buds danced with joy, the hosts delved into captivating discussions ranging from the peculiar "My Way Killings" in the Philippines to heartwarming stories of familial achievements. Brace yourself for a wild ride through the latest Law of Power review, an eventful Dick of the Week, and technical mishaps that forced Rem and Randy to step up their game. Paragraph 1: Prepare to indulge your senses as The Rich Dickman Show Episode 263 takes you on a tantalizing chocolate journey. Rem, Randy, and Cody couldn't contain their excitement as they unwrapped the highly anticipated Omnom Chocolate from Iceland. With taste buds at the ready, they dived into a live on-air taste review, savoring every bite and sharing their delight with listeners. Join in on the fun and discover why this episode is a must-listen for all chocolate enthusiasts. A big shoutout goes to Omnom Chocolate (and Joanne) for generously sending their heavenly treats! Visit Omnom Chocolate's website or find them on Twitter @OmnomChocolate for your own slice of chocolate paradise. Paragraph 2: While indulging in chocolate bliss, the hosts of The Rich Dickman Show fearlessly explored intriguing global topics. Cody seized the moment to shed light on the bizarre "My Way Killings" phenomenon taking place in the Philippines, leaving listeners both astounded and intrigued. Rem then regaled the audience with an endearing tale of his son's recent award, showcasing the pride and joy that comes with familial achievements. This episode combines the perfect blend of lighthearted banter and thought-provoking discussions, keeping you hooked from start to finish. Paragraph 3: Hold on tight as the laughter continues with Randy's wild antics and another unforgettable Dick of the Week segment. The lovable troublemaker, Randy, found himself in the midst of yet another misadventure as Svenson, a recurring caller, shared a jaw-dropping story about a Hot-Pocket-related incident involving a gunshot to the rear end! Brace yourself for the outrageous twists and turns that will leave you in stitches. The Rich Dickman Show never fails to deliver unexpected hilarity, and Episode 263 is no exception. Paragraph 4: Technical difficulties may have tried to steal the spotlight, but Rem and Randy rose to the occasion, showcasing their resilience and wit. Cody faced a barrage of technical glitches, which inadvertently elevated the chemistry between Rem and Randy. Stepping up their game, the dynamic duo took charge, flawlessly navigating the show and captivating listeners with their entertaining banter. Witness the hosts' ability to adapt and turn unexpected challenges into memorable moments that keep the energy high and the laughter rolling. Paragraph 5: The Rich Dickman Show Episode 263 is an unforgettable rollercoaster ride that promises laughter, fascinating stories, and the sheer joy of indulging in extraordinary chocolate. Whether you're a die-hard fan or a curious newcomer, this episode is a must-listen. Join the hosts on their hilarious escapades, delve into intriguing global discussions, and witness their unwavering ability to turn mishaps into golden moments. Remember to follow The Rich Dickman Show on Twitter @RichDickmanShow and explore their website at RichDickman.com to stay up to date with their latest antics and adventures. Note: The SEO keywords in this summary include "The Rich Dickman Show," "Episode 263," "Omnom Chocolate," "My Way Killings," "Dick of the Week," and "Hot-Pocket."

Slap your headphones on and brace your tender ear holes for Episode 262 of the Rich Dickman Show: "Well-Readed Randy." This shitshow of a podcast drops a hot steaming load of real life right onto your poor, unsuspecting eardrums.   We kick off with Father-of-the-Year, who's losing his goddamn mind over his hellspawn's piss-poor attempt at housekeeping and vomit decorum. Mother's Day weekend finds this martyr busting his ass scrubbing the car while his ungrateful offspring are in their pigsty rooms, having a dank meme-fest. The cherry on top? His son, the vomit virtuoso, misplaces the fucking garage door opener, flaunting their home's security vulnerabilities for all to see.   But the shitstorm's just getting started. Little Houdini gets locked out, only to break in through a window. Top-tier home security my ass! As if the fiasco couldn't get worse, the vomit savant decides the sink is his personal barf bucket. Cue the debate that could make Shakespeare hurl in his grave - to hurl or not to hurl.   Our vomit-obsessed protagonist falls sick, but daddy-dearest insists he clean up his puke Picasso. Some call it tough love; we call it goddamn hilarious. In the midst of the hurling, we discover the kid suffers from a chronic case of "can't-aim-for-shit-itis." Pops is nearing meltdown, Mom's fantasizing about a one-way ticket to sanity, and we're struggling to keep our own guts from bursting in laughter.   As we wait for the inevitable vomit-fueled apocalypse to hit home, we swerve into everyone's favorite topic - the art of upchuck aiming. Apparently, as adults, we should have a sixth sense for incoming hurl and bolt for the toilet. Unfortunately, our poor kid missed that memo, leaving dad fearing both divine wrath and the 16-hour bug.   In a twist nobody asked for, we ditch vomit for violence, recounting a street brawl featuring a drunken idiot and a heavyweight Hawaiian with a high-kick that'd make Bruce Lee proud. It's surprisingly entertaining watching a 300-pound guy drop-kick a drunk into the next week.   Next up, we've got Texas drag queens, NJ - the official armpit of America, and an Icelandic chocolate that's just too tasty for its own good. In the chaos, we find time to give a shout-out to rainbow Jesus and debate some Transformers-themed art. Nothing like a dash of Optimus Prime and holy water to keep the shit interesting.   We end this trainwreck with a teaser for the next episode - Jesus as a cereal mascot. You read that right, folks. But for now, we're leaving you with the stench of barf, the image of a Technicolor Jesus, and a glimpse at our upcoming shitshow. So buckle up, suck it up, and get ready for another wild ride with The Rich Dickman Show.  

Alright, you magnificent motherfuckers and buckaroos, strap in and brace yourselves for a balls-deep, no-holds-barred, thrill-ride into the madness that is The Rich Dickman Show's 261st episode, "By Thor's Chocolate!" This ain't your goddamn Sunday School nor your grandma's podcast summary, it's a goddamn whirlwind of wackiness.   Our trio of half-witted yet sassy hosts, Randy, Cody, and Rem, kick off this shitshow with all the grace of a three-legged mule in a moonshine-fueled square dance, shooting the breeze about everything from the fuckery of food allergies to the sheer madness of Southern biscuits and gravy. Randy pulls a heartstring-tugging tale out of his ass about his late dad, a candy bar, and the ocean, which is about as coherent as a drunken sailor on shore leave.   They bulldoze into personal topics and uproarious discussions, including the thrilling world of sleep apnea, the battle of the bulge, and the sheer goddamned ecstasy of being home. As the chocolate-pimping Willy Wonkas they are, they shill some Icelandic delight from Omnom Chocolate, promising this cocoa-filled joyride will hit the U.S. soon, specifically at Whole Foods, for all you uppity foodies.   Despite some technological shitstorms and fuck-ups that'd make a Luddite feel vindicated, they push through to give us a sneak peek of their upcoming "Rich Dickman Chocolate Draft 2023." They're not sugarcoating their distaste for certain ingredients - they're as subtle as a punch in the dick, and the anticipation is as palpable as a stripper at a bachelor party.   They then charge into a Trump discussion like a horny rhino in a tutu and a bull in a china shop, keeping the political pot stirred while adding some spice to this batshit bonanza. They manage to throw in some technical snafus with Cody, because what's life without a little schadenfreude?   The crowning glory of this shit parade and pièce de résistance is the "Rich Dickman Chocolate Draft 2023," where our intrepid fuckwits duke it out over a smorgasbord of exotic chocolates that sound as indulgent as a Kardashian on a shopping spree and as ecstatic as a rollercoaster of taste buds.   From vegans wreaking havoc at a barbecue like PETA on steroids, to fishermen as deceitful as a politician's promise, and from corrupt Long Island politicians to the awkward application of hemorrhoid cream in a public pharmacy, this episode covers every batshit crazy topic under the sun. They even squeeze in a fake ad for the "Watchamacollit 3000," a device so versatile it might as well be a Swiss Army knife on steroids.   So here it is, folks: Episode 261: By Thor's Chocolate! It's a wild, fuck-filled ride through the twisted minds of The Rich Dickman Show hosts. It's as edgy as a razor blade, as unpredictable as a coke-fueled squirrel and a monkey on meth, and as slightly better than mediocre as a drunken karaoke rendition of "Bohemian Rhapsody". Tune in, if you dare, you magnificent bastards!  

 Ep. 260: "Built Chicken - A Finger-Lickin' Good Time!"   Damn, has it been 5 years already?!

Welcome back, you filthy animals! Buckle up for the most outrageous episode 259 of The Rich Dickman Show: Deadpets.com, featuring the triumphant return of the one and only, Steven! Can you believe it? He's back, and we're losing our minds over here!   In this wild ride of an episode, our hosts tackle a motley crew of topics, from giving advice to Jumpy Jillian about getting down and dirty in public without getting caught, to discussing a listener's morbid obsession with taxidermy. They even delve into the bizarre world of BrewDog beer, which is bottled inside taxidermy squirrels. As if that wasn't enough, the idea of strapping a Roomba to a dead raccoon and sending it off to a battle bot competition has us questioning our own sanity.   Then there's Miller High Life, the so-called "champagne of beers." The hosts roast Belgian customs for destroying 2,300 cans of this precious brew, wondering if someone just wanted to drink it all. They also kick off a hilarious segment called "What Would Jesus Draw?", imagining Jesus as a firefighter in various bizarre scenarios, such as marrying another firefighter just for the health insurance.   But the pièce de résistance is the return of Steven, who graces us with tales of his upcoming entourage-filled trips to Malta and Monaco. The hosts joke about Maltese language and Monacan people, while also sharing their own hilarious stories, like Cody's seafood adventure with his girlfriend and his embarrassing pizza-eating incident at a doll-sized table.   So get ready for an episode that will have you laughing, cringing, and questioning the very fabric of reality. And remember, if you love what you hear, leave a review and tell a friend! Because nothing brings people together like bonding over dead raccoons and taxidermy squirrels.  

Buckle up, motherfuckers, because Episode 258 of The Rich Dickman Show, "Dick of the Weed," is gonna blow your mind harder than that last bong hit you took. Recorded on the dankest day of the year, 420, this episode features a Thinking with your Dickman segment so ridiculously good, Rem damn near choked on his own spit.   The stoner host dudes kick off this wild ride by recounting an absolutely batshit encounter at the zoo. Picture this: a smokin' hot MILF, with a Caribbean African-American mix and long braided hair, directing her kids to round up some goats for a dope-ass Insta vid. The hosts go balls deep into the implications of having a mom who's basically a supermodel and how social media turns family dynamics into a clusterfuck.   Next up, they dive into Jovial Jenny's drama from Jaipur, India. This poor chick's white girlfriend keeps rockin' bindis and henna tats, pissing Jenny off something fierce. The hosts tell her to take a chill pill, communicate her feelings, and educate her girl about the cultural significance behind her actions.   Now, this podcast ain't just about serious shit. The hosts pack this episode tighter than a fat joint with funny-ass stories, like elk with the hots for each other and heroic turtle rescues. They even riff on the 31st Law of Power, "Control the Options," and somehow manage to compare it to video games, because why the fuck not?   Our man Cody reads a long-ass ad for the Magic Bullet Blender, making you wonder if he's high as a kite or just really passionate about blending shit. The hosts then share some bizarre audio clips, completely out of context – from celeb impersonations to conspiracy theories – leaving you questioning if you've taken one too many hits off that joint.   In the end, they get blazed on a 420-themed news headline idea from their intern, but they're too stoned to share the details. Then they shoot the shit about Jesus cosplaying as Nintendo characters – like Marth, Peach, Luigi, and finally, Mario. Peach Jesus wins their vote, but they don't stop there!   So, if you're looking to get high on laughter and lose yourself in some weed-infused madness, don't miss this dope-ass podcast. Remember to puff, puff, pass that shit, and tune in for an episode that'll leave you higher than the clouds.  

Get ready for a fuckin' wild ride with Episode 257 of The Rich Dickman Show, where shit gets real with Adam Levine, a stand-up comic who's got some stories to tell. This episode is called "A Real Stand Up Guy" and trust me, it's gonna be a damn good time.   So, the crew kicks off talking about the highs and lows of performing comedy, from open mic nights in dingy basement bars to big-ass clubs. Adam spills the beans on how a note telling him to be more physical on stage changed his act for the better. They also shoot the shit about doing corporate gigs – the money's good, but the vibe can be fuckin' weird.   They dive into the challenges of making high school seniors laugh, who probably don't know their ass from their elbow when it comes to stand-up. Oh, and Adam's fear of heights? Yeah, they go there, talking about Randy's St. Louis Arch experience that freaked him the hell out.   The conversation takes a bizarre twist as they discuss their AI art game, coming up with Jesus-themed prompts and letting their twisted imaginations run wild. And of course, they can't resist giving advice in the "Thinking with Your Dickman" segment, tackling relationship shit like juggling multiple partners and getting your SO to accept your cosplay kink.   The Rich Dickman crew ain't holding back in this episode, with ads for the Nettypot and a luxury bidet (a fuckin' "butthole whisperer," no less) thrown in the mix. They touch on everything from nudist colonies to furries and how owning a cat is a lesson in consent. Don't miss the AI-generated Easter Bunny mall scene with Jesus, and the hilarious game "Who's the Voice?" where they guess famous voices.   So strap in, folks, because this episode's got it all: comedy, personal shit, and a bunch of fuckin' laughs. Get ready to dive into the chaotic world of stand-up and the twisted minds of The Rich Dickman Show's hosts. It's a crazy ride, but hey, that's what makes it slightly better than mediocre!  

Buckle up, you sick freaks, and welcome to the latest episode of The Rich Dickman Show, or as we like to call it, "Love Simper On The Grassy Knoll." This week, our hosts get down and dirty with Cody's proposed voting system that pairs people with opposing political views and has them "cancel" each other out. They also unleash their thoughts on personal stories, like colonoscopies, babysitters, and their days as camp counselors.   And that's just the beginning, because these foul-mouthed degenerates keep the offensive content rolling. The conversation takes a raunchy turn, and the hosts dive deep into relationships, communication, and astrology, expressing their disgust for those obsessive astrological freaks. They also take aim at "white knighting" and defend those who prank, including the notorious Shitty Steve, who punked his co-worker Carl. Don't even get them started on those pathetic "simps" who defend others online.   But wait, there's more! They even get into funeral playlists and the importance of choosing the right songs for your final send-off. Then, they go completely off the rails as they discuss the concept of "reverse bunny suits" and share crazy ideas and shocking moments. They tease an upcoming guest, comedian Adam Lavine, who has a hilarious take on colonoscopies. And if that's not enough, they also discuss AI-generated voices that could automate the end of their shows. Just make sure you know the difference between the bot and the host, you clueless morons. This podcast is not for the faint of heart.  

What's up, you degenerate bastards? Welcome to the fucking circus that is Episode 255 of The Rich Dickman Show, also known as "IKEA Guillotine," 'cause why the fuck not? So, these chucklefucks start off jawing about how the best video games are based on the stupid shit they liked as a kid, like Pokémon, Mega Man, and catching bugs in Japan. Holy nostalgia, Batman! They also whine about video game glitches and secrets, and how they've basically traded their souls to YouTube.   Then these loons dive headfirst into the clusterfuck of podcast proliferation. They pull this ass-backwards theory out of their asses that the pandemic caused everyone and their mother to buy audiovisual equipment and start spewing content everywhere. They talk about how OnlyFans took off like a goddamn rocket, and people getting called by their stage names at work – 'cause, you know, separating your hoe life from your 9-to-5 is crucial, people!   But wait, there's more! They venture into the treacherous territory of making friends in college, being a single parent, and the absolute shitshow of balancing work and family life. They offer some weird-ass suggestions like joining an anime club or FETLife to meet people. Like, what the actual fuck? For the single parents out there, they ramble about food prepping, ramen juicing, and other bullshit. This podcast is like a fever dream, but at least these nutjobs are having a blast!  

Welcome to Episode 254 of The Rich Dickman Show, you motherfuckers! Strap in, because this one's gonna be a wild ride! First up, we've got Cody shitting his pants over quantum computing. I mean, what a pussy! Rem asks him how he sleeps at night, and the poor bastard can't even come up with an answer. Speaking of sleep, Randy's on a weight loss/fitness program, and with his size, that shit is dangerous. But hey, at least he's trying, right? Now, let's talk plugs. We've got Swiney and his friends, who are just a bunch of degenerates like us, so check them out. And don't forget about WhatWouldJesusDraw.com, because apparently Jesus is into some kinky shit. And speaking of music, Afroman made a track about his home invaders. I mean, what the fuck? Next up, Cody's trying to wrap his tiny brain around the concept of polygamy versus polyganny. Yeah, good luck with that, you dumb fuck. And of course, we've got Svenson with a Dick of the Week nomination. Keep 'em coming, Svenson, you twisted fuck. Now, it's time for Thinking With Your Dickman, and shit is getting insane this week. Randy leveled up AI Out Of Context big time, and our Jesus AI Srt is back with a Jesus In A 90's Style Animated Movie. I mean, who comes up with this shit? Oh wait, it's us. But wait, there's more! Rem drops some crazy shit about voicemail controversy, and he's also dropping one-liners that Randy is trying so hard not to laugh at. It's like watching a fat kid try to hold in a fart. Make sure to check us out at RichDickman.com, follow us on Twitter at @RichDickmanShow, and hit up RemDickman on Instagram. And don't forget about WhatWouldJesusDraw.com, because apparently Jesus is into some kinky shit. SEO, bitches! So there you have it, Episode 254 of The Rich Dickman Show. It's like a train wreck, but in podcast form. Thanks for tuning in, you filthy animals!

Yo, listen up, because Episode 253 of The Rich Dickman Show podcast is some crazy-ass shit. First off, AJ from Cincy Wrestling comes on to talk about their latest wrestling show and what's coming up, but the real juicy stuff happens when they start talking about "Large Individual" Randy Dickman. They're all about making this dude built to retire, which I assume means they're gonna make him rich as fuck and have him chilling on a yacht somewhere. Anyway, Cody finally gets his internet working so he can join in on the fun. Randy puts together a bunch of segments for the show, including the ever-popular Thinking With Your Dickman, which covers topics like traveling with pets and emotional support animals. Apparently, some people bring parrots on planes for emotional support. What the fuck is that shit? Then there's the Dick of the Week segment, where they talk about Nic Cage, North Korea, and spying Ring cameras. I don't even know what the fuck that means, but it sounds wild. And the AI Out of Context segment is back, now fine-tuned by Randy. They even call back to Episode 174, which I'm sure is fucking hilarious if you're a fan of the show. But let's not forget about the Laws of Power segment, which is apparently on Law 26. Rem just ain't got time for that shit anymore, but I'm sure they still manage to make it entertaining as hell. And Jesus AI Art is back, now renamed "What Would Jesus Draw." The superhero sidekick pictures of Jesus are apparently fucking astonishing this week, so make sure to check that shit out at WhatWouldJesusDraw.com. Oh, and apparently Cody ordered some Birria Tacos and Rem tries to convince him to forget about Phoenix and travel to Japan to buy underwear from a vending machine. Like, what the actual fuck? And then they talk about pizza preferences across the country, with Randy apparently low on weed. So if you're into some wild and crazy shit, make sure to check out The Rich Dickman Show podcast at RichDickman.com and CincyWrestling.com, and follow them on Twitter at @RichDickmanShow and @CincyWrestling. And if you wanna help their SEO, promote the fuck out of these websites and social media accounts whenever the opportunity arises.

In this wild and raunchy episode, Rem, Randy, and Cody let loose and talk about whatever the hell they want. They dive into some nerdy shit with Positronic Bitflipping that scares the living fuck out of all three of them. Randy is sick and tired of Linux, and he's not afraid to tell you all about it. Cody spills the beans about some crazy-ass stories from his time in the industry, while Rem's kid sings about getting drunk and high with Coldplay (what the fuck?). Out of nowhere, Cody goes on a weird-ass rant about kids that'll leave you scratching your head. And oh yeah, he used to work with Jack Osborne (who gives a shit?). But things really heat up when Randy starts telling his story about his strip club victory party (which I'll spare you the details, but trust me, it's fucking hilarious). They also bring back the Jesus AI Art segment, where they pit Jesus against a pro wrestler (holy shit, you have to hear this). Plus, they give some damn good advice during their Thinking With Your Dickman segment, including fashion tips from Rem, crap-getting-rid-of tips from Cody, and some great ideas from Randy. And of course, you can't forget about their Dick of the Week nominees. This episode is full of offensive and hilarious content that'll have you pissing your pants with laughter. So if you want to hear more, head over to RichDickman.com and fucking listen already!

Fuck yeah, let's do this shit! Episode 251 of The Rich Dickman Show is off the fucking chain! The guys had Madman Pondo, the goddamn Death Match King of pro wrestling, on the show and they talked about his badass career. This dude has been in some hardcore matches and he's got the scars to prove it.   But that's not all, folks. Rem, Randy, and Cody get into some wild shit in this episode. They tackle Thinking With Your Dickman and have some hilarious nominees for Dick of the Week, including some dumbass who tries to repossess his own truck. What a fucking moron.   Rem is sporting a swanky shirt gifted to him by Swiney, and Cody and Rem even take a quick break to talk about Power Rangers. Randy is a fucking arm wrestling champ, taking on local jabronis and kicking their asses. And speaking of asses, Cody's got a life hack for your balls to help you pee.   But wait, there's fucking more! Rem's dad ruins a collector's magazine for a patch, Randy brings back the segment AI Out Of Context with a new hilarious bumper, and Jesus AI Art gets a new prompt: Jesus the Environmentalist.   And if that's not enough to get your fucking jimmies rustled, Cody invents a new slur and terrifies the shit out of the gang with positronic bit flipping.   Seriously, this episode is fucking epic. So buckle the fuck up, grab a cold one, and listen to The Rich Dickman Show, Episode 251: Mondo Burger Death Match. Don't be a pussy, tune in now!  

Hold on to your asses, motherfuckers! Episode 250 of The Rich Dickman Show is here and shit's about to get crazy! Randy's laziness has hit an all-time low, leaving the boys scrambling to come up with content. Tune in as Cody talks Mandela Effect and The Rock, while Rem reminisces about the time The Rock smiled at him (or was it his girlfriend?). Meanwhile, Cody's regretting his goddamn haircut, and Rem's traumatised by an awkward encounter with his barber. And don't even get me started on Randy. That lazy piece of shit's been sitting on his ass all week. But wait, there's more! The boys discuss gambling on simulated games, and Rem gets real deep about his goddamn gambling addiction. He even has a fucking epiphany about the Washington Generals that'll make your balls drop! And if that ain't enough, the Jesus AI Art Game continues with Jesus performing on fucking Jackass. And in case you thought things couldn't get any more fucked up, Randy realizes it's Episode 250 and he had jack shit planned. But he still manages to make Ohio's epic disaster sound like the goddamn funniest thing on earth. Cody and Randy also teach Rem how to dodge his goddamn bills and avoid those fucking debtor's prisons. But hold on, we're not done yet. Rem's got a controversial as fuck thought experiment about sexual assault and Nazi's, and Randy and Cody are too pussy to touch it. And to top it all off, Rem makes a controversial comment about Ukraine that'll make your damn head spin! And of course, the Laws of Power segment continues with Law 23. So, get ready for a wild fucking ride full of offensive jokes and irreverent humor that'll leave you crying from laughter! Tune in now! #RichDickmanShow #Podcast #PodernFamily #OffensiveHumor #ControversialThoughts #GamblingAddiction #JesusArtGame #LawsofPower #Ukraine #MandelaEffect #TheRock #DebtorsPrison #OhioDisaster #WildRide