Black Sensei Show

Last episode of the year for the boys so you know we had to wild out a bit with the topics. We talk about Jake Paul abusing athletes in the black community with his second knockout of Tyrone Woodley the carnage must stop. We also get into bad movies and how they can entrance you with terrible acting leaving you unable to turn away. Lastly we discuss an ongoing beef in a small village between or closest animal relatives the monkey and mans best friend the dog in which many lives have been lost.

We have a special guest on the show and the topics are off the wall as usual with out boy Esco. We talk about a interesting scenario brought up in a asian movie that would flip society over. What if there was a tax a beauty or attractiveness meaning the sexier you are the more things cost how would society function? We Bring up crazy scenarios that would have you thinking twice about wanting an attractive partner if this tax was law. Come join the boys for a wild time once again in the dojo.

Welcome back as always we have a nice helping of things to catch up about such as a wild horror movie about a Orphan who was put on earth to destroy a happy little American family, and to say the debauchery that ensued was heinous yet comedic is an understatement. We talk about the side of fisticuffs many dont talk about and that is the loser side and if sympathy is a attractive thing to some people. Also we discuss the king of controversy in hip hop Da Baby and his current situation that has the social media outlets on fire.

Back in the building and we talking about that Billionaire money and if money can put a nice cape on not so cool individuals with the Jeff Bezos and DiCaprio situation coming up this past week. WIth it being winter time all the movies are coming out and we talk about if a actor plays the same role can they be considered a great actor. Reality TV might get a nice little spark with a new show called Joe Millionaire which has one rich and another not so rich guys who women much choose and have a 50/50 chance of him being the rich one. Kick off them shoes and get comfy in the Dojo.

Back in this thing and we got some wild topics such as the 9 month cruise that is looking to be a cruise of some wild adventures and possible heinous activities. The wild west of Facebook strikes again and this time its taking place at a funeral of all places. We talk about how Joe from You on Netflix puts on his hat and turns invisible and how even in the middle of killing he makes sure to text back. Joe was all about the detail so is it toxic to be well detailed. We got that and more on this weeks episode.

We got a new Bruce Wayne after the failed attempt with Batfleck and our new dark knight is none other that boy Edward from Twilight aka Robert Pattinson after the new trailer we talk about expectation for the new movie. WIth the growing craze of the popular show Squid Game on Netflix we bring up the possible black adaptation of childhood survival games and also if their Northern neighbors tune into the show in between Avengers army training. Welcome to another wild episode with the boys in the dojo.

We in the end times ladies and gentlemen when things couldnt get any worse in the world Dollar Tree has shocked the world saying they will be having items for more than a dollar we as a people can not stand for this. With a large slate of superhero movies rolling out to end the year we talk about one billionaire playboy who is the most prepared at all time in battle but when it came to the bedroom he seems to have been caught off guard without an essential bedroom item so we think. Also we talk about if you could really be honest with your other half if you were a superhero in real life. Story time today talks about a young man who felt the need to save a damsel in distress who was never in harms way to begin with and he ended up being in distress and having his ego shattered this is one for the ages.

Football is back baby and its a sweet time of year to be alive. For alot of the football fans out there we talk a little bit of fantasy football and relate it to relationships with significant others and how this tip can help you in both worlds.Expectations are key to success in both fantasy and dealing with people we break it down like a fraction. We also discuss passion and what the root of all it. We take a little dive into breaking down the silver vixen and silver fox terms for the young folks out there.

After all the antics Kanye has finally dropped the long anticipated DONDA was it worth the wait. But waiting in the shadows is that man Drizzy as he has dropped word that his album is on the way not too soon later. We a fetish that might concern the animal community and dabble a bit in the realms of kegal exercises. Its just another day here in the Dojo.

Back in the building and we got a fun episode for the people. Breaking news is that when you reach a certain level of wealth you are no longer are required to bath according to those in the celebrity community. We dive into can you not want some with out having trying it.We bring up the age old debate older than time its self Breast vs BootyTo round out the show we discuss one of our favorite show Supernatural and the wild antics of the show. Sam and Dean are the GOATS of plot armor no debate.

Welcome ladies and gents we back in the dojo and we got some interesting thing popping off today. We talk about rounds in the bed room and if it is necessary to keep the flames burning. One of our host brings up a interesting fact about one of the better fruits that will have you thinking twice at the grocery store. We also talk about Kevin Samuels and how he delivers truth to the people on his show.

Legendary times that we are living in as the boys are back and we got a whole lot to talk about today. Black Girl magic is strong these days with the newly crowned spelling champ being the first to do so but its not even her best talent. We talk Drizzy Drake doing what he do best and grabbing headlines with no effort and a personal story may get a bit out of pocket towards the end. Welcome to another week in the Dojo.

Back in this thang like a boomerang ladies and gents and we got some wild antics to discuss. We bring up the possible rival to man's best friend and we discuss a pet Racoon and some of the wild adventures we could embark on. Many people complain about things getting stale in the bedroom so we discuss a new way to charge things up Anime style.

Its Memorial Day Weekend and with the vaccine out now all of outside is basically open. We discuss the many activities that many have been without for the past year. We back outside BABYYYYYYY.

DOGE TO THE MOON. This week in the dojo so solitude we talking bout the rise of DOGE coin and Elon the Don working the market for a possible presidential run. Melinda Gates about to secure the bag leaving old Billy Boy Gates. WE talk about a new fetish the BBCC and dont try and guess because you wont guess it.

The gang is back in the dojo and we talking about the humor of the black community. Black people can take any situation and find humor in it like seriously nothing is sacred especially on black twitter. From tragedy to triumph some how someway black people will find a joke to say about.

Boys are back in this thing and this episode we pay our respects to the Dog of all Dogs The legendary DMX who we lost. We discuss some of the crazy current news like the Virginia Lieutenant who was mased in full uniform, what to do when you get catfished in the Club or on Tinder and much more.

The boys are back in this thing and we talking about the classic Matrix series on this lovely Easter Sunday. The Justice League movie has been out for a few weeks and if you aint watched yet we talking about the 4 hour remake and if it was worth 1/6 of our day.

The boys are back and we talking about the craziness in the black romance world of social media. We talk the rules of a threesome and the different dynamics what goes down during bedroom Mario party.We talk about if Quavo would have been wrong for taking back his $350,000 dollar car he gave as a gift.

This week in the dojo we are talking bout the famous Royals and the interview that has the world talking about how the Royal families racial issues , take a little shallow dive into the love language pool and if one side must be compormised, and the CEO of Papa Johns talking about working on not using a racial slur for 20 months.

Sleepy Joe got the whole country woke with the new Biden Bucks aka stimmy checks hitting bank accounts this week, we discuss is it ok to talk to someone on the phone while dropping bombs on the toilet, and bring up the old days of the struggles of being a hormone high young boy in the old school undies.

When your bank account is in it's dying day there is a meal that transcend all barriers and has saved many lives in their time of need. We pay our respects to the great and holier than thou Ramen Noodles. We discuss one of our host getting cock blocked by a dude who didnt end up sealing the deal so we discuss is it worse if you lose a girl to a dude and nobody gets lucky. We ask a deep question about a problem the vision impaired deal with that we take for granted and a possible suggestion to solve the problem. As always ladies and gents grab something to get yourself nice and comfy and join us for another session in the Dojo.

Its a new day and a new dawn as the DC Villain known as President Trump was defeated by the man with the melatonin addiction Sleepy Joe Biden. But just like in the comics the villain doesn't go away that easy because that boy Trump got some goodies up his sleeve. The Internet as always did what it does best and started going crazy with the memes in response. We talk about the new Prezzy giving his First lady some mean Presidential Elect meat like in house of cards. We discuss Vice President Elect Kamala Harris is pegging the First Gentlemen of the United States and he bakes cookies after because we know he aint hitting that right. So grab a nice cool beverage and a comfy spot kick those shoes off and join the boys in Dojo for another session.

Back in this thing ladies and Gents. We got some interesting takes on some work entanglements. Dudes marking their territory in the bars.Also 2k adding a female myplayer and how some women come at men for their myplayer looks but if they made one would they be true to themselves? As always get ya snacks and goodies cus it's story time in the Dojo.

Are you ready kids????? Those four words would ignite the fire in kids hearts across the globe. We talk about the dude with the square pants who was always ready Spongebob Squarepants. From wild episodes to the now famous adult memes. We bring up the suburban moms favorite go to line "Have a good one" and situations that we use the slogan to get of a jam. Finally we talk about the muscle man of misogyny Johnathan Bravo and how he and his wild antics had no limits also some of his best line. So as always get comfy and get that snack you were thinking bout all day and join us in the dojo.

Recently superhero fans got some magnificent news about our favorite neighborhood hero. Marvel is in the works to bring the OG's of the real life Spiderman world into one place on the big screen giving us a real life Spiderverse we have all been waiting for. As many of us have done before we take a deep dive down the never ending abyss that are Reddit stories discussing some people's wild experiences and what we would do in the situations.So as always kick off those shoes grab you a little something that gives you a little tingle and join us in the Dojo.

If your kid happened to fall into a cage with a Captain America strong primate as a parent what would you do. Nature gives you two option fight or flight so which would you choose? We talk about the possible new favorite in the race for the commander in chief who really started from the bottom and captivated the hearts of millions at the VP Debate FlyShawn. The gang takes a dive into a time when life was so simple the time when wrestling was real life superheros, a time where the violence we witnessed on screen was comparable to watching a Marvel film every week. So for this week grab your wrestling costume and put some baby oil on those muscles as we turn the Dojo in to Wrestlemania.

The Teflon Don aka D.T. aka Commander in Tweet aka Mr 45 no pistol or commonly known to the masses as Donald Trump has contracted in his words the "Kung Flu or the China Plague". With the way this year has gone the season finale of 2020 is going to be better than the series finale of Game of Thrones. Speaking of disappointments we talk about the car wreck that was supposed to be the presidential debate to decide the fate of the free world. We also discuss the possibility that that the First Lady is the mastermind behind the administration and possibly running an android Trump as part of her diabolical plan. As always you will get some mental viagra to stimulate your brain matter. So you know the drill as always grab your goodies kick off those shoes and join us for another episode in the dojo.

The man is trying to bring us down but in the word of the late great Mya Angelou "Still We Rise." After a short hiatus we are back and firing on all cylinders. We talk about the Teflon Don aka Donald Trump playing the game like a boss and paying $750 in taxes. Also how the fashion and music icon that is Rihanna takes a major leap with her new male underwear line and how it might get the male populous to open up a bit for quality time with their significant other must be the feelings in the fabric. As always kick off those dirty outside shoes at the door get yourself a nice adult beverage( water is fine also), and join us in the Dojo.

The best minute of hardcore metal ever assembled has to belong to the intro to the teenage super hero team we all wanted to be apart of and thats the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. Our favorite rangers are disussed and lets just say neither of us picked the only black person on the cast. We talk about how the Black power ranger's hair line and antics were a disgrace to the black community therefor getting his black people membership card revoked. We come to the realization that the Yellow Ranger was sexier than the pink ranger in hindsight and deserved for screen time. Rotten tomatoes and IMBD give the movie and series something so disrespectful we get ready to protest in the streets.So get your childhood power ranger suit out of the closet because the nostalgia is at a all time high as we are calling on Zordon because this week in the Dojo It's Morphin Time!!!

The Black Sensei Show cant be what it is and not pay homage to the loss of a cultural great in Chadwick Boseman. What the movie Black Panther and Boseman did to shift the cultural narrative around African stereotypes and putting Africa, although fictional in a different spotlight worldwide. The cast and writers of Black Panther put together a masterpiece that will be appreciated for generations to come. From the African hosts of the Black Sensei show we thank you Mr. Boseman for what you were able to do during your time on the screen and in life. So as always kick of those shoes and step into the dojo as we pay our respects with a few laughs in between to Our forever King. Chadwick Boseman aka King T'challa RIP.

Growing up in the 90's and 2000's we saw a lot of originality when it came to movie and Tv shows. As we have gotten older Hollywood has tried to remake many of our childhood favorites only to disappoint and enrage true Day 1 fans. We also run down some of the more prominent and sometimes corny black characters and heroes in TV and comics and also discuss the possible racism behind a lovable Dragonball character. So as the sign says remove your shoes, hope you have on clean socks or got your toes done because its time to step in to the Dojo.

Remember back in the day when you would get hit in school and you were told " Be the bigger person because violence is not the way." or " An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind." Our society always tell the victim that violence is not a solution after violence has already been done to them. This week in the Dojo we look at scenarios in which you might have to sometimes use violence to solve the issue at hand. As always remove your shoes, crack those knuckles and step into the dojo for another session with the gang.

This week we take it back to a simpler time in technology with the good ole VHS tapes. But we are not talking about any old VHS tapes we are talking about the classic Disney VHS that we all probably messed up from rewinding so much to watch millions of time. We break down our favorite movies, give our personal Disney princess/female character Top 3 and serenade your ear drums with some sweet tunes from the past that are sure to put a little childish grin on your face. So like always kick off those shoes, grab a nice snack and join us for another week in the Dojo.

We have all had our moments where we think that our shit don't stink or that we know to much and in most cases this is our ego getting the best of us.This week in the dojo we discuss the human ego and its effects on us and our daily lives. We dive into examples of the male and female ego while projecting or inner "Call her Daddy" alter egos. Also in a new segment called "Random facts" we talk about some of the smarter mammals in the ocean and some of their recreational activities while chilling in the deep blue. So as always kick off your shoes hopefully you have on clean socks and join us in the dojo.

Reality, Power, Time, Mind, Space and Soul. In the 10 years of Marvel greatness we watched as superheros and villains alike battled over these six powerful stones. In the real world we dont have superheros but the villain part could be up for debate, but what we undoubtedly do have is an object that can wield the power of all the six stones and that object is Money. This week in the Dojo we discuss how money is the real world infinity gauntlet and allows its user to harness the power of the six stones.

When strangers come together in a community to fight a common threat it is a beautiful thing to witness and be apart of. especially when that common threat is a legendary gym boss Pokemon. This is what Pokemon Go was able to do, it brought people of all walks of life together to fight for the singular purpose of becoming a Pokemon Master.We talk about our past memories both good and bad in our quest to be the very best. Also this episode dive into a arguably one of the greatest television programs in history in Cartoon Networks Toonami. For anime and cartoon fans it was a after school paradise where for 2-3 hours all your favorite shows were in one place for your enjoyment. So like back in the day grab your favorite snacks, kick off your shoes and join us in the Dojo.

We are back in the Dojo for part two of our Game of Thrones breakdown with a special guest, to discuss the final four seasons in the fight for the Iron throne. From justifiable child murder in season five to the rather anti-climatic series finale battle against possibly the most hyped up army in television history in the terribly lit presentation of The Battle of Winterfell. To wrap up our Game of Thrones round-table we list our top four power rankings of characters dead or alive and our final thoughts on the Game of Thrones as a whole.

The earth has been here for billions of years and we happen to be alive in the time where a masterpiece is made. Game of Thrones has become a staple in modern culture to the point where many GOT fans judge those who have not watched it, because why would you want to rob yourself of something so divine with such mediocrity on TV now and days. This week in the dojo we dive into the first four seasons of Game of Thrones favorite moments and our character power rankings for the first four seasons.

America as a country in the year 2020 has become a real life mirror image of the city of Gotham. With anarchy in the streets and corrupt villains in power as far as the eye can see, this is the part in the movie when all hope is lost and the hero we need makes their dramatic entrance via "Superhero landing". This episode we compare 2020 America to Gotham the famous city where villans go to thrive and if we have a Dark Knight to save us during our darkest hour. Step into the Dojo.

Mother Earth has been around for billions of years, yet humans have managed to destroy a large portion of its natural resources in the few thousand we have been around and she has had enough of our dumb human shit. We discuss how she and other factors such as population control with the ongoing pandemic to some of her Mortal Kombat fatalities such as the Super Volcanoes and Super Earthquakes. Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned.

This week in the Dojo the band of misfits discuss one of the great staples in recent black culture and the cartoon world The Boondocks. We talk about some of our favorite moments from the show, its impact on the culture and if the show could have thrived with its lack of political correctness in the day and age of Cancel Culture and hypersensitivity.

The gang discuss real life plot armor aka white privilege and we assemble the Black X Men team to help us in our time of crisis.

White guilt is at a all time high leading to some oddly awkward situations. We tell some funny stories and come to realize we were actually the part of an old American country song but not in a good way.

In millennial culture we tend to toss around the word legend pretty freely. What makes a true legend is it the actual feat done or is it the epic story of something that maybe Didn't even happen. We discuss this and more on todays episode.

Crazy to think that we live in a day and age where you can see a person get killed and scroll up and laugh at a hilarious meme all from the palm of your hand.We discuss the murder of Ahmaud Arbery and if the internet has made us less sensitive to inhumane acts overtime.

On todays episode of The Black Sensei Show we discuss how lovely duet of technology and love. With all this stress in the world it is always good to find time to release.

As worldwide Quarantine continues we look at how it has effected the movie business and discuss if the movies will be a thing of the past post Corona. Also after years of ripping off the good citizens of the gaming world for profit GameStop begs to stay open to give “essential items” to the world.

On todays episode we dive into the deep dark end of some of our favorite childhood shows with some wild fan theories.

Vegeta and Goku have had an interesting story in DragonBall Z. From beating up Goku's child multiple times to giving up his body to try and beat Goku. We dive into the personal vendetta of the two Saiyans.

In times of crisis where having a super hero team on call would be ideal, we figured why not set up a good old fashioned hypothetical Super hero matchup for the ages. Marvel's Avengers versus DC's Justice League.