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Alien (1979) and Aliens (1986). Hey Butterleggings. Take from us… don't leave your eggs cookin' too long.

Colorado Christmas (2023). Happy holidays from all of us here at Butter Legs. Please enjoy our music inspired by a frustrating movie about onion who buys oatmeal. "Do Ya Think I'm Sexy" was written by Rod Stewart, Carmine Appice, and Duane Hitchings.

Prometheus (2012) and Alien: Covenant (2017). Have you ever had a dream that you, um, you had, you could, you do, you met Rod Stewart in a rest stop in Iowa? Also, we set ourselves up for success for a secret holiday episode. Contains a short clip of "Young Turks" by Rod Stewart.

Blade Runner (1982) and Blade Runner 2049 (2017). Hey Butter Leggings, what's that article that you wear when you're getting a haircut? Who invented the moustache? Where do bio-engineered human rights begin? You know, all of life's big questions. “Wallace” composed by Hans Zimmer and Benjamin Wallfisch. “Cornfield Chase,” “Why So Serious,” “Games,” and “Gom Jabbar” composed by Hans Zimmer. “Bright Eyes” was written by Mike Batt. Includes a clip of "bad guy" by Billie Eilish and Finneas O'Connell. Includes a clip of "Old Town Road" written by Montero Hill, Trent Reznor, Atticus Ross, and Kiowa Roukema.

Huge thanks to Misha Moon for her poem "Labyrinth." The Butter Hosts also play What Are Butter Legs, have a spelling bee (with a twist), and share songs inspired by the movie "Labyrinth." Contains a clip of "Birdhouse in your Soul" by They Might be Giants. Contains a clip of "As the World Falls Down" by David Bowie. Contains a cover of "As the World Falls Down" by David Bowie.

Have you ever thought real hard about what the lyrics of "Born in the USA" mean to you? No, you haven't, because you can't understand most of the words Bruce emits from his face. Contains two covers and one lyrical adaptation of "Born in the USA" by Bruce Springsteen. Contains short clips of "Born in the USA" by Bruce Springsteen.

Dr. Strangelove (1964). You just watch, Butter Legs is once again going to steer the entertainment industry. We did it for Ewoks, Reba, and Ben Franklin. Now hold on to your butts for "Dumb Santa." Includes a lyrical adaptation of "Got Me Under Pressure" by ZZ Top.

The Last Vampire on Earth (2010). Uuu em gee! This movie is easily in the top 10 of Twilight-inspired films with heavy Christian undertones that came out in 2010... easily.

The Abyss (1989). Nope! Glen Campbell.   Includes: a parody of “Kiss on my List” by Daryl Hall & John Oates a parody of “Private Eyes” by Daryl Hall & John Oates a parody of “You Make My Dreams” by Daryl Hall & John Oates a cover of “Yellow Submarine” by The Beatles

Robowar (1988). I scream, you scream, we all scream for Reb Brown! So get ready for some sweet guitar solos as we slowly meander through the jungles. Includes a clip of "Epic" by Faith No More.

Die Hard (1988). First of all, "I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus" is definitely about the real Santa Claus. Second, your clothes should have secret napkins. Join us as we play "What Are Butter Legs - Die Hard edition." Contains a parody of "Mary, Did You Know" by Mark Lowry and Buddy Greene. Contains a clip of "Rain Is a Good Thing" by Luke Bryan Contains a clip of "Cowboys and Plowboys" by Jon Pardi and Luke Bryan

Halloween (1978). Ooo. So many spooky details in today's episode! Thrill as Jay talks for like an hour about a sales call he had. Become bewitched as Alex talks about seeing the Atlanta Rhythm Section on TV. You know, just typical Halloween ghost stories.

Jaws (1975). Sin, Jay, and Alex created new movie trailers for Jaws and also some really great music, of course. Sin recalls some odd details about a recent court case. Alex wears a onesie. Jay went to the DMV. Contains a sample of “Let the Poison Spill from your Throat” by The Faint. Contains a sample of “Stayin' Alive” by The BeeGees.

Alternate titles for today's episode: Butteronxia - My Moderate to Severe Butter Legs - The Amazing Brevo - Just One More Thing about Pizza. Which movies will the Butter Hosts suggest this time? What do you, the Butter Leggings, think we should make music for?

We've got a secret fourth of July episode conveniently being released many days later. Took a while cause we had a hard days work driving a tractor and contemplating our corn. Contains covers of "God Bless the USA" by Lee Greenwood.

Jeepers Creepers (2001) and West Side Story (2021). Coming to you live from Soggy Boggy Bottom State Park, it's Butter Legs! So, incorrectly order some nachos, pop a DVD in your VCR, and join us as for these movies that are both received a rating of like a 5.2 out of 1 out of 10. Contains clips, parodies, and lyrical adaptations of songs from West Side Story all written by Stephen Sondheim and Leonard Bernstein: Jet Song, Something's Coming, America, I Have a Love. Contains a parody of Don't Stop Believin' by Journey.

The Land Before Time I (1988) and XIV (2016). We done got Reba rolled, ya'll! Now, you might think as we did, “This is going to be about dinosaurs.” Wrong! This is a total Reba McEntire experience. Contains a parody of “Sympathy for the Devil” by The Rolling Stones.

Logan's Run (1976). This is the episode we made for “everyone.” We play “What Are Butter Legs?” Also, we talk about zebras, pirates, boxes, and elevators. Contains a cover of “Roads” by Portishead. Contains a cover of “One Sweet Day” by Mariah Carey and Boyz II Men. butter legs butterlegs

Poltergeist (1982). Join us as we listen to a story about Butter Legs which was written by artificial intelligence. Also Alex issues a song challenge to you Butter Leggings! butter legs butterlegs

Enemy Mine (1985). Did you know Sin is zygodactylous which allows her to perch upon tree branches? We also discuss generic brands and getting-to-know-you sessions at work. Contains a cover of "The Power of Love" by Huey Lewis and the News. butter legs butterlegs

The Lawnmower Man (1992). It's an early 90's adventure of virtual reality, landscaping, and bare man-chests. Just close your eyes, take a deep breath, and imagine the smell of this movie - which has a wang to it. We also discuss the Stephen King short story that the movie is NOT based on and the very unfortunate sequel, Lawnmower Man 2, released in "the future." Contains a parody of “Do You Believe in Love” written by Robert John "Mutt" Lange. butter legs butterlegs

This episode is like 1.5 hours, but most of it is a review of Ernest Saves Christmas. Sin, Jay, and Alex had some really good movie suggestions. Join us to find out which ones we'll be watching in the next Butter Legs Episode. Also, please enjoy our music inspired by Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith. Contains a parody of “Operator (That's Not the Way It Feels)” by Jim Croce. butter legs butterlegs

Hocus Pocus 2 (2022). Another secret Halloween ruined. Hocus Pocus 2 is the Andy Williams of spooky movies; not objectionable to most people and without any unexpected happenings. It's the space within mediocrity that makes us feel super uncomfortable, as if an old man is touching you lightly with the back of his hand. “Rock and Roll All Nite” was written by Kiss. butter legs butterlegs

Fight Club (1999) and Interview with the Vampire: The Vampire Chronicles (1994). What once was thought lost, we give you this rare gift. The Butter Legs crew have a recording of the never-before-heard musical “Vampire Sam's Club: Don't Forget the Hot Dogs.” “Love Bites” was written by Def Leppard.

Memento (2001). Pour yourself a big bowl of Count Chocula (or tiny Frosted Flakes) and ‘member this cinematic masterpiece with us. Includes a lyrical adaptation of “Photograph” by Nickelback.

Clash of the Titans (1981). Everyone (literally everyone) continues to demand that we talk about Jeopardy! more. So, here it is. The song “He's Got a Vision” contains interpolations of “Light My Fire,” “Hello, I Love You,” “Touch Me,” and “Love Her Madly” by The Doors. “Chunkin' & Windin'” written and performed by Eddie Reasoner.

Bug (1975). Join us as we listen to terrible text to speech, discuss insect copulation, and look at Birdo fan art. We also have some more thoughts about the show Jeopardy! This episode contains a parody of "Love Will Keep us Together" written by Neil Sedaka and Howard Greenfield.

Independence Day (1996). We explore the mysterious thresholds of what constitutes a correct response on Jeopardy!. Also, it's about time for the US national anthem to get a facelift, wouldn't you say? Well, here's three options for a new one.

The Batman (2022). Let's talk about food rules. Lemme hear you if you like those shells and cheese! Now make some noise for the orange powder! Also, Grampuh Galaxy stops by to discuss "A Batman." This episode contains multiple covers of the song “Something in the Way” by Nirvana.

Soylent Green (1973) - it's a movie in which Charlton Heston loves his little Grampuh Hobbit so much. “Jolene” was written by Dolly Parton.“Blowing in the Wind” was written by Bob Dylan.“Everybody (Backstreet's Back)” was written by Denniz Pop and Max Martin.

Hey, what's that in the sky? It's the wee wee symbol! We made six songs for this episode. Three inspired by a cereal box activity and three inspired by A Nightmare on Elm Street. “I Only Have Eyes for You” was written by Harry Warren and Al Dubin.

Terminators IV - VI. Terminator Salvation (2009), Terminator Genisys (2015), Terminator: Dark Fate (2019). This episode is largely about Jason Clarke's distracting face. Also, this episode features more ventriloquism performed by us. It is nearly impossible to tell which parts are the ventriloquism. “If I Only Had a Heart” was written by Harold Arlen and E.Y. Harburg.

Terminators I - III. The Terminator (1984), Terminator 2: Judgment Day (1991), Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines (2003). These movies raise so many questions for us. Why does your leg sometimes vibrate? What do shoulder blades do? Do birds pee? This episode includes a parody of Cryin' by Aerosmith.

Alternate title: Terminator 7: Terminator Twins: A Danny Devito Terminator Christmas. It's time to choose our next set of movies to make music inspired by for do not nice people be listen on the podcast it is when speaking bony assfish.

Indiana Jones and the Raiders of the Lost Ark (1981) and The Mighty Ducks (1992). You Butter Leggings let us know that we should talk about these two movies. The natural next step is to create a futuristic audio play that brings both movies into the same universe. Def Leppard's “Pour Some Sugar on Me” was written by Joe Elliott, Robert John "Mutt" Lange, Phil Collen, Steve Clark, and Rick Savage.

Shifter (1999) aka Shapeshifter. Ok, so pretend you have like 8 bad movies and you squish them all together into one. We are also graced with a performance by a 4th grade choir, an episode of Lawrence Welk, and a forgotten hit by Air Supply (and an accompanying remix from 1994).

Twilight (2008). A story about a noodley-legged, vegetarian, hatchback-driving vampire. Also, life hack, order extra sauce at Pizza Hut and they will teach you how to make pizza.

Stargate (1994). But first - an anatomy lesson. Then we answer “What would the soundtrack to Stargate sound like if Disney had made this movie?”

Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer (1964). We present some alternate songs that could have been used in the classic movie. Also, we get a call from Sanna Clause, who likes microwaved burritos.

Grease (1978). It's hydromatic, it's problematic, it's the 21,440th review of Grease. NOBODY HAS SAID WHAT WE'RE ABOUT TO SAY! John Travolta, Olivia Newton-John, air humping; it's all here. Also, the Emperor joins in on the fun.

National Treasure (2004). 5, 4, 3, National Treasure! The story of a droopy-faced man who steals one sheet of paper. All told through the lens of mediocrity, too! By the way, we are so good at vetriloquism. Notice how you cannot see our lips move at all.

Alternate title: Michael Behind. We use our patented* process of picking the next movies for the podcast. Which movies did we pick? Listen and find out! Oh, and we also recreate the demo song from a 1989 Yamaha PSS-80 keyboard. Hear our demo recreations at https://butterlegspodcast.com/keyboard *absolutely not patented

The Godfather (1972). Long-ass movie. Sin liked it. In this episode, Lieutenant Columbo investigates one of the crimes from the movie. A child screams about chicken. Also, what would a Godfather theme have sounded like if the Beastie Boys had made it?

The Fast and the Furious (2001). Starring either The Rock or Vin Diesel - Sin is not quite sure which. We had a great time talking about this movie's tuna salad sandwiches and omnipresent perspiration. We also thought we could improve the movie by convincing Alfred Hitchcock to make his own version... it did not go well.

Space Jam (1996). Come on and slam and dunk it with yo hands. Sin, Jay, and Alex are joined today by some unusual guests, Emperor Palpatine and Benjamin Franklin. Join us in our discussion about Michael Jordan, the Looney Toons, and, of course, some really great commercials.

Labyrinth (1986). Chilly down with us, Jennifer Connelly, and David Bowie’s famous crotch. We talk about the other choices for Jareth the Goblin King that could have happened. Test your knowledge in a little quiz about Jennifer, Bowie, and Henson. Also, please enjoy some commercials from 1986.

A Nightmare on Elm Street (1984 and 2010). We party down with Freddy Krueger, who is always just having the best time. This episode covers both the original from 1984 and the remake from 2010. We have some suggestions for some other options Freddy could use for weapons. Jay does some of his amazing impersonations again. Also, join us for three unforgettable commercials from 1984.

Today’s episode was a lot of fun for us, and we hope it is for you, too. It was a little bit of an experiment. We wanted to bring you into the process with us of deciding our next movies. In this episode, Alex, Sin, and Jay each pitched movies to each other that we added to a master list. We then added some listener-submitted movies to the same list. At the end we take turns either eliminating or protecting movies until we got to our final 5 items. Then, we rolled to see the order we would actually watch those 5 items in. Like all of our other episodes, we have fun sound clips from the movies, and we totally stay on topic. Also, there’s an ad break with some very disturbing commercials

Star Wars: Episode IX - The Rise of Skywalker. The final episode in our Star Wars series. We discuss The Emperor’s radio broadcast, force lightning, and footraces. Also, for some reason, we get all Jeff Foxworthy a couple times in this one. Star Wars content is Copyright and Trademark Lucasfilm Ltd.

Star Wars: Episode VIII - The Last Jedi. Salt. Lightning bolt. The color red. The voice of Fozzie Bear. Luke milking aliens. This movie has it all. Star Wars content is Copyright and Trademark Lucasfilm Ltd.

Star Wars: Episode VII - The Force Awakens. Smooth cameras, good acting, great special effects, and yet, we can’t help but think that Fozzie Bear should have been in this movie. Star Wars content is Copyright and Trademark Lucasfilm Ltd.