Caddyshack Minute

D'Annunzio is denied a Coke by Danny Noonan, and Dan and Tom have explosive diarrhea. Bonus: Our coverage of the 2016 Republican National Convention. Join the snobatorium at www.patreon.com/DitchDiggers  www.caddyshackminute.com Facebook: www.facebook.com/caddyshackminutepod  Twitter: @CaddyshackMin

D'Annunzio invites Danny Noonan to fisticuffs that end before they begin, and Lou Loomis yells at a guy to pick up a wrapper. Also, it turns out Tony has a brother, Dan receives a pizza, and Mike and Tom have teeth pulled. Join the snobatorium at www.patreon.com/DitchDiggers  www.caddyshackminute.com Facebook: www.facebook.com/caddyshackminutepod  Twitter: @CaddyshackMin

Lou Loomis puts it on the line for us, Danny Noonan begins his campaign of brown nosing, Dr. Beeper gives instructions for Mrs. Bellows, Tom is a self-hating gangly guy, and Mike explains how to watch Ghostbusters as a parent. Join the snobatorium at www.patreon.com/DitchDiggers  www.caddyshackminute.com Facebook: www.facebook.com/caddyshackminutepod  Twitter: @CaddyshackMin

Judge Smails is busy having cars towed, bossing Porterhouse around, and threatening Spaulding with asthma. Meanwhile Tom's and Mike's efforts to better themselves lead absolutely nowhere.  Join the snobatorium at www.patreon.com/DitchDiggers  www.caddyshackminute.com Facebook: www.facebook.com/caddyshackminutepod  Twitter: @CaddyshackMin

Judge Smails chats up Ty Webb, cracks up Bishop Bickering, and infuriates Porterhouse. None of which is funny because we have to break the sad news to you that Gene Wilder passed away today. Join the snobatorium at www.patreon.com/DitchDiggers  www.caddyshackminute.com Facebook: www.facebook.com/caddyshackminutepod  Twitter: @CaddyshackMin

Al Czervik storms into the movie like a force of nature and Danny Noonan gets called a brown-noser. Meanwhile, the boys almost part ways in an effort to explain possibly the best-loved joke in the movie. Join the snobatorium at www.patreon.com/DitchDiggers  www.caddyshackminute.com Facebook: www.facebook.com/caddyshackminutepod  Twitter: @CaddyshackMin

A teen boy tries to lift Al Czervik’s golf bag, Lacey Underall pauses for effect, and Judge Smails introduces her to Bishop Bickering and Dr. Beeper. Meanwhile Mike shares more Mr. Foghat memories, Tom learns about meatballs, and Dan digs deep on Motormouth. Join the snobatorium at www.patreon.com/DitchDiggers  www.caddyshackminute.com Facebook: www.facebook.com/caddyshackminutepod  Twitter: @CaddyshackMin

Judge Smails explains Lacey Underall’s presence and informs Al Czervik of the fact that he never slices, Mr. Carlson gives Dudley a deal on a bike, and a serving of milk has never sounded so vomitous. Join the snobatorium at www.patreon.com/DitchDiggers  www.caddyshackminute.com Facebook: www.facebook.com/caddyshackminutepod  Twitter: @CaddyshackMin

Judge Smails indeed slices into the woods, then improves his lie with Danny Noonan before Al Czervic tees off. Plus the boys welcome their first guest, Kevin Geeks Out’s Kevin Maher, who takes us on a National Lampoon Deep Dive. Join the snobatorium at www.patreon.com/DitchDiggers  www.caddyshackminute.com Facebook: www.facebook.com/caddyshackminutepod  Twitter: @CaddyshackMin

Al Czervik nails Judge Smails and dances to Journey, and Danny Noonan attempts to brownnose Judge Smails. Meanwhile, at least one of us is completely wrong about who Drew Scott and Gatsby are, and Mike pitches the D'Annunzio sitcom. Bonus: Grandpa Joe sucks. Join the snobatorium at www.patreon.com/DitchDiggers  www.caddyshackminute.com Facebook: www.facebook.com/caddyshackminutepod  Twitter: @CaddyshackMin

Danny Noonan tells Judge Smails that he planned to go the law school, and Carl Spackler gets his middle finger bitten by a gopher. No gopher love this minute, but lots of Bill Murray love. Plus, Mike quotes Star Trek, Dan requests a painting, and Tom gives points to Caddyshack over The Empire Strikes Back. Bonus: Adolescence used to be much more complicated. Join the snobatorium at www.patreon.com/DitchDiggers  www.caddyshackminute.com Facebook: www.facebook.com/caddyshackminutepod  Twitter: @CaddyshackMin

Carl Spackler works a hose into a gopher hole and Al Czervik serves beer from a golf bag before sinking a putt with the help of his Einstein putter. Also, Tom and Dan owe an apology to Mike, who has terrible news about the afterlife. Join the snobatorium at www.patreon.com/DitchDiggers  www.caddyshackminute.com Facebook: www.facebook.com/caddyshackminutepod  Twitter: @CaddyshackMin

Al Czervik sinks his putt and complains about golf courses, and Judge Smails's party approaches the snack bar. Mike and Dan also get tattoos. Join the snobatorium at www.patreon.com/DitchDiggers  www.caddyshackminute.com Facebook: www.facebook.com/caddyshackminutepod  Twitter: @CaddyshackMin

Spaulding now wants a cheeseburger, Maggie invites Danny Noonan to be a busboy, and Al Czervik bets Judge Smails a thousand bucks he misses that putt, all while Mike goes undercover on the international stage. Join the snobatorium at www.patreon.com/DitchDiggers  www.caddyshackminute.com Facebook: www.facebook.com/caddyshackminutepod  Twitter: @CaddyshackMin

Judge Smails misses a putt, chucks a golf club, and offers to pay for a busted umbrella while Tom realizes he can show his kid Airplane, Dan makes an incredibly unfunny joke, and Mike attempts to come in from the cold. Join the snobatorium at www.patreon.com/DitchDiggers  www.caddyshackminute.com Facebook: www.facebook.com/caddyshackminutepod  Twitter: @CaddyshackMin

Judge Smails owes Danny Noonan a solid and Carl Spackler is holed up in his shack preparing for gopher war. And we know you've had a while to get adjusted to the election, but give us a break, it just happened last night. But everything will be okay; Mike's got Tums. Join the snobatorium at www.patreon.com/DitchDiggers  www.caddyshackminute.com Facebook: www.facebook.com/caddyshackminutepod  Twitter: @CaddyshackMin

Carl Spackler weaponizes a flashlight, Spaulding asks Dr. Beeper's date if she’s going to finish her fat, Dan gets roasted, we revisit Special Episodes again, and Tom tries out another hipster joke. Join the snobatorium at www.patreon.com/DitchDiggers  www.caddyshackminute.com Facebook: www.facebook.com/caddyshackminutepod  Twitter: @CaddyshackMin

Judge Smails yells at Spaulding for asking for fat, Danny Noonan gives Lacey Underall the butter under Maggie’s watchful eye, and Al Czervik farts proudly. Meanwhile, Dan takes mountain climbers to task, and Tom and Mike drive five hours to play video games. Join the snobatorium at www.patreon.com/DitchDiggers  www.caddyshackminute.com Facebook: www.facebook.com/caddyshackminutepod  Twitter: @CaddyshackMin

Al Czervik wonders if someone stepped on a duck before getting up to work the room, taking down Judge Smails, Bishop Pickering, Spaulding and others in the process, all while the boys enjoy Thanksgiving in Tom’s parents' basement. Join the snobatorium at www.patreon.com/DitchDiggers  www.caddyshackminute.com Facebook: www.facebook.com/caddyshackminutepod  Twitter: @CaddyshackMin

Maggie warns Danny Noonan about girls and Carl aims his rifle/flashlight as Dan and Mike confuse Tom with a story about baseball or something. Join the snobatorium at www.patreon.com/DitchDiggers  www.caddyshackminute.com Facebook: www.facebook.com/caddyshackminutepod  Twitter: @CaddyshackMin

Carl Spackler takes aim at the gopher, Ty Webb flirts with an entire room, and Tony D'Annunzio asks Al Czervik if he can make a shoe smell. Meanwhile, Tom explains Superman, Dan finally loves Chevy Chase, and Mike warns against dating inflatables. Bonus: More horrible hipster jokes. Join the snobatorium at www.patreon.com/DitchDiggers  www.caddyshackminute.com Facebook: www.facebook.com/caddyshackminutepod  Twitter: @CaddyshackMin

Al Czervik orders a drink from Tony D'Annunzio, Lacey Underall gets flirty with Ty Webb, and our guest Mark Cerulli of the Airport Minute podcast shares stories of meeting Rodney Dangerfield and live nudity. Join the snobatorium at www.patreon.com/DitchDiggers  www.caddyshackminute.com Facebook: www.facebook.com/caddyshackminutepod  Twitter: @CaddyshackMin

Lacey Underall gets vague about Ty Webb's ties and Spaulding barfs his guts out into a car, which inspires the boys to talk about excellence in barfing.   Join the snobatorium at www.patreon.com/DitchDiggers  www.caddyshackminute.com Facebook: www.facebook.com/caddyshackminutepod  Twitter: @CaddyshackMin

Mrs. Smails complains about that disgusting Al Czervik, who is no doorknob, and who busts up this joint by getting Ringo to play Boogie Wonderland, which Dan would like performed at his funeral. Join the snobatorium at www.patreon.com/DitchDiggers  www.caddyshackminute.com Facebook: www.facebook.com/caddyshackminutepod  Twitter: @CaddyshackMin

Dr. Beeper sits in something, Carl gets yelled at again by McFiddish, Danny Noonan tells Ty Webb he just has to win that caddy tournament, and we pine for the heyday of Nicholas Cage. Join the snobatorium at www.patreon.com/DitchDiggers  www.caddyshackminute.com Facebook: www.facebook.com/caddyshackminutepod  Twitter: @CaddyshackMin

It turns out Ty Webb has not been lining up a shot, and he tells Danny Noonan about Mitch Cumstein and Basho. In other news, the internet is a dodgy proposition at best. Join the snobatorium at www.patreon.com/DitchDiggers  www.caddyshackminute.com Facebook: www.facebook.com/caddyshackminutepod  Twitter: @CaddyshackMin

Ty Webb tells Danny Noonan that a flute with no holes is not a flute, and Tony D'Annunzio is about to tee off at the Caddy Tournament. Determining the stakes of this tournament might take all day. Join the snobatorium at www.patreon.com/DitchDiggers  www.caddyshackminute.com Facebook: www.facebook.com/caddyshackminutepod  Twitter: @CaddyshackMin

Tony D'Annunzio and Danny Noonan tee off and almost complete the Caddy Tournament in one minute. How's their form? How should we know? All we understand is the use of Star Wars wipes, which leads to a pleasant Rogue One chat. Join the snobatorium at www.patreon.com/DitchDiggers  www.caddyshackminute.com Facebook: www.facebook.com/caddyshackminutepod  Twitter: @CaddyshackMin

Danny wins the Caddy Tournament and claims his prize, which includes an invitation to the yacht club from Judge Smails. Bonus: Reality is turned on its ear as Mike defends Spock against Tom. Join the snobatorium at www.patreon.com/DitchDiggers  www.caddyshackminute.com Facebook: www.facebook.com/caddyshackminutepod  Twitter: @CaddyshackMin

Judge Smails says, “MMMM,” and Danny Noonan helps Maggie sort her holy cards as Tony D'Annunzio bends space to watch. Bonus from Tommy Kreepy Kamp: Tom's first dance with a girl goes really, really well. Join the snobatorium at www.patreon.com/DitchDiggers  www.caddyshackminute.com Facebook: www.facebook.com/caddyshackminutepod  Twitter: @CaddyshackMin

The caddies descend on the pool for Caddy Day, Joey D'Annunzio turns out to be a girl, and Angie D'Annunzio turns out to be wearing a jockstrap. Join the snobatorium at www.patreon.com/DitchDiggers  www.caddyshackminute.com Facebook: www.facebook.com/caddyshackminutepod  Twitter: @CaddyshackMin

Joey D'Annunzio suggests that the lifeguard shave his ass, and Lacey Underall distracts Danny Noonan and Tony from Maggie. Somehow this all naturally leads to the pains of sunburn and existential crisis. Join the snobatorium at www.patreon.com/DitchDiggers  www.caddyshackminute.com Facebook: www.facebook.com/caddyshackminutepod  Twitter: @CaddyshackMin

Someone in a Lacey Underall disguise dives off the diving board and the pool becomes the site of a Busby Berkeley flash mob. Are those still a thing? Join the snobatorium at www.patreon.com/DitchDiggers  www.caddyshackminute.com Facebook: www.facebook.com/caddyshackminutepod  Twitter: @CaddyshackMin

Tony D'Annunzio oils up Lacey Underall and Joey D'Annunzio tosses a Baby Ruth in the pool, leading us to shed a single tear like an Italian Native American. Bonus: At least two trips down Mike's memory lane. Join the snobatorium at www.patreon.com/DitchDiggers  www.caddyshackminute.com Facebook: www.facebook.com/caddyshackminutepod  Twitter: @CaddyshackMin

Jaws music plays as Spaulding swims perilously close to a fake doody, while the rest of the pool continues to go crazy until Mrs. Smails shows up. Join the snobatorium at www.patreon.com/DitchDiggers  www.caddyshackminute.com Facebook: www.facebook.com/caddyshackminutepod  Twitter: @CaddyshackMin

Spaulding comes face-to-face with the alleged doody, which is then eaten by Carl Spackler, and Lacey Underall arrives at a house with a round entrance, marking the halfway point of this movie and this podcast. Bonus: Mike's live report from Cairo. Join the snobatorium at www.patreon.com/DitchDiggers  www.caddyshackminute.com Facebook: www.facebook.com/caddyshackminutepod  Twitter: @CaddyshackMin

Ty Webb welcomes Lacey Underall into his home to reveal he may be wealthy and have eclectic tastes, but he can’t offer a guest an unopened Perrier. Join the snobatorium at www.patreon.com/DitchDiggers  www.caddyshackminute.com Facebook: www.facebook.com/caddyshackminutepod  Twitter: @CaddyshackMin

Ty Webb offers Lacey Underall a summons and puts salt on his hand or something. Why is this scene in the movie? Join the snobatorium at www.patreon.com/DitchDiggers  www.caddyshackminute.com Facebook: www.facebook.com/caddyshackminutepod  Twitter: @CaddyshackMin

Ty Webb and Lacey Underall fail to drink tequila, skinny dip with clothes on, and get greasy in bed, but all is not lost because Mike has a story about Dan being a jerk. Join the snobatorium at www.patreon.com/DitchDiggers  www.caddyshackminute.com Facebook: www.facebook.com/caddyshackminutepod  Twitter: @CaddyshackMin

Ty Webb pokes Lacey Underall in the back with his finger and slips off her, and we hear the origin story of Mike's and Dan’s romcom-ready friendship. Join the snobatorium at www.patreon.com/DitchDiggers  www.caddyshackminute.com Facebook: www.facebook.com/caddyshackminutepod  Twitter: @CaddyshackMin

Mrs. Smails invites everyone to shake their booties down by the dock, Judge Smails makes a blessed return, and Danny Noonan tells Chuck Schick that he's attending Saint Copious of Northern something. Join the snobatorium at www.patreon.com/DitchDiggers  www.caddyshackminute.com Facebook: www.facebook.com/caddyshackminutepod  Twitter: @CaddyshackMin

Lacey Underall licks Danny Noonan’s hand instead of getting high, Spaulding gets his foot off Judge Smails's sloop, and your hosts are bombarded with poems. Join the snobatorium at www.patreon.com/DitchDiggers  www.caddyshackminute.com Facebook: www.facebook.com/caddyshackminutepod  Twitter: @CaddyshackMin

Mrs. Smails breaks the Flying Wasp, Lacey Underall traces Danny Noonan’s saliva line, Al Czervik relieves Swanson of duty, and Mike's dad never buys a boat in a very familiar-sounding episode. Join the snobatorium at www.patreon.com/DitchDiggers  www.caddyshackminute.com Facebook: www.facebook.com/caddyshackminutepod  Twitter: @CaddyshackMin

Al Czervik drives past Judge Smails's Flying Wasp and every other conceivable watercraft before sideswiping a floating party. Plus, Mike gets horrible advice from an adult and we all get Centerfold stuck in our heads. Join the snobatorium at www.patreon.com/DitchDiggers  www.caddyshackminute.com Facebook: www.facebook.com/caddyshackminutepod  Twitter: @CaddyshackMin

Al Czervik's nautical mayhem concludes with an anchor through Judge Smails's sloop, and Lacey Underall fulfills the promise of a rated R movie. But at what price?? Join the snobatorium at www.patreon.com/DitchDiggers  www.caddyshackminute.com Facebook: www.facebook.com/caddyshackminutepod  Twitter: @CaddyshackMin

Judge Smails comes home to find Lacey Underall and Danny Noonan on his four-poster bed, and Mike, Dan, and Tom complaining about his house. Join the snobatorium at www.patreon.com/DitchDiggers  www.caddyshackminute.com Facebook: www.facebook.com/caddyshackminutepod  Twitter: @CaddyshackMin

Judge Smails attacks Danny Noonan with a golf club, denies him the opportunity to loofa any stretch marks, bends time to make a reference to The Shining, and almost brains the Havercamps with a tea tray. Join the snobatorium at www.patreon.com/DitchDiggers  www.caddyshackminute.com Facebook: www.facebook.com/caddyshackminutepod  Twitter: @CaddyshackMin

Carl Spackler destroys some flowers as he daydreams about winning the Master’s Tournament, and twelve-year-old Mike drives a car and plays with guns. Join the snobatorium at www.patreon.com/DitchDiggers  www.caddyshackminute.com Facebook: www.facebook.com/caddyshackminutepod  Twitter: @CaddyshackMin

Bishop Pickering enlists Carl Spackler’s help in making the front nine into a Biblical battleground, and let’s all cry our eyes out for Tom who doesn’t feel like being back from vacation. Join the snobatorium at www.patreon.com/DitchDiggers  www.caddyshackminute.com Facebook: www.facebook.com/caddyshackminutepod  Twitter: @CaddyshackMin

Bishop Pickering may be on track to beating the club record, but no one cares except for a vengeful God. Join the snobatorium at www.patreon.com/DitchDiggers  www.caddyshackminute.com Facebook: www.facebook.com/caddyshackminutepod  Twitter: @CaddyshackMin

Bishop Pickering yells "Rat Farts" at the heavens, Danny Noonan spends the night in the caddy locker room, and Maggie becomes American for a few seconds. Join the snobatorium at www.patreon.com/DitchDiggers  www.caddyshackminute.com Facebook: www.facebook.com/caddyshackminutepod  Twitter: @CaddyshackMin

Maggie stridently sobbing her eyes out as she tells Danny Noonan that she's pregnant? Dat's all we need! Join the snobatorium at www.patreon.com/DitchDiggers  www.caddyshackminute.com Facebook: www.facebook.com/caddyshackminutepod  Twitter: @CaddyshackMin

Danny Noonan tries unsuccessfully to get Maggie to let him possibly raise another man's child, gets a type of support from Lou Loomis, and gets sent to Judge Smails's office, while Dan, Mike, and Tom finally meet up in person. Join the snobatorium at www.patreon.com/DitchDiggers  www.caddyshackminute.com Facebook: www.facebook.com/caddyshackminutepod  Twitter: @CaddyshackMin

Danny Noonan might be forgiven by Judge Smails as long as he keeps his trap shut about falling for Lacey Underall’s bewitching charms. Join the snobatorium at www.patreon.com/DitchDiggers  www.caddyshackminute.com Facebook: www.facebook.com/caddyshackminutepod  Twitter: @CaddyshackMin

Judge Smails owes Danny Noonan a trip to the gas chamber, but since Danny is his pal, he’ll give him a scholarship instead. Join the snobatorium at www.patreon.com/DitchDiggers  www.caddyshackminute.com Facebook: www.facebook.com/caddyshackminutepod  Twitter: @CaddyshackMin

Good pals Danny Noonan and Judge Smails go off to share a Fresca, and we don’t know how many Rob Roys Fred Pickering has had and would never presume to ask. Join the snobatorium at www.patreon.com/DitchDiggers  Facebook: www.facebook.com/caddyshackminutepod  Twitter: @CaddyshackMin www.caddyshackminute.com

It's a classic Smails/Czervik face-off before Ty Webb steps in and suggests everyone have a drink. Meanwhile our intrepid Michael Di Maria reports from Africa on how not to be eaten to death by nature. Join the snobatorium at www.patreon.com/DitchDiggers  Facebook: www.facebook.com/caddyshackminutepod  Twitter: @CaddyshackMin www.caddyshackminute.com

Maggie and Danny Noonan enjoy a reunion in a completely different movie while Al Czervik and Judge Smails take turns wooing Ty Webb into golfing with them. Join the snobatorium at www.patreon.com/DitchDiggers  Facebook: www.facebook.com/caddyshackminutepod  Twitter: @CaddyshackMin www.caddyshackminute.com

Al Czervik places his bets against Judge Smails and Dr. Beeper, and Smails lists all the things that he and Ty Webb's father did together. Meanwhile Mike gets his chocolate in Tom's peanut butter, and Dan gets his peanut butter in Mike's chocolate. The results are much more delicious than it sounds. Join the snobatorium at www.patreon.com/DitchDiggers  Facebook: www.facebook.com/caddyshackminutepod  Twitter: @CaddyshackMin www.caddyshackminute.com

Ty Webb delights Al Czervik by telling Judge Smails that his dad never liked him, and that gopher is back and nervous about Carl Spackler making plastic explosive animals. And in a stunning twist, Mike finds something to go bananas about. Join the snobatorium at www.patreon.com/DitchDiggers  Facebook: www.facebook.com/caddyshackminutepod  Twitter: @CaddyshackMin www.caddyshackminute.com

Carl Spackler plays with clay as a gopher watches and Ty Webb putts in the bushes while Tom tries to tell one lousy joke. Join the snobatorium at www.patreon.com/DitchDiggers  Facebook: www.facebook.com/caddyshackminutepod  Twitter: @CaddyshackMin www.caddyshackminute.com

Ty Webb makes it from the bushes to Carl Spackler’s shed so we can watch two people who hate each other forced into doing a scene together. Join the snobatorium at www.patreon.com/DitchDiggers  Facebook: www.facebook.com/caddyshackminutepod  Twitter: @CaddyshackMin www.caddyshackminute.com

Carl Spackler tries to make himself look good to Ty Webb as we try to make ourselves feel superior by trying to take down country clubs. Join the snobatorium at www.patreon.com/DitchDiggers  Facebook: www.facebook.com/caddyshackminutepod  Twitter: @CaddyshackMin www.caddyshackminute.com

Carl Spackler introduces Ty Webb to his newly-invented grass strain, and to the dubious joys of the cannonball. Join the snobatorium at www.patreon.com/DitchDiggers  Facebook: www.facebook.com/caddyshackminutepod  Twitter: @CaddyshackMin www.caddyshackminute.com

Carl Spackler's cannonballing of Ty Webb continues before they rap about the plot of the film Caddyshack for a bit. Meanwhile, Tom says full names too often, Mike waxes nostalgic for "December, 1963," and Dan refuses to put an onion in his sock. Join the snobatorium at www.patreon.com/DitchDiggers  Facebook: www.facebook.com/caddyshackminutepod  Twitter: @CaddyshackMin www.caddyshackminute.com

Carl Speckler invites Ty Webb to get weird, Ty invites Carl to 2 Briar, and Judge Smails invites Ty to move Al Czervik's car off the golf course. Join the snobatorium at www.patreon.com/DitchDiggers  Facebook: www.facebook.com/caddyshackminutepod  Twitter: @CaddyshackMin www.caddyshackminute.com

Judge Smails explains to Ty Webb that a golf course is not a parking lot, Dr. Beeper does not get to use the phone, but Dan does, and Lou Loomis makes sure he's not going to get fired. Join the snobatorium at www.patreon.com/DitchDiggers  Facebook: www.facebook.com/caddyshackminutepod  Twitter: @CaddyshackMin www.caddyshackminute.com

Lou Loomis lays it on the line for Smails, Webb, Beeper, and Czervik as the illegal golf match begins. And remember the Berenstain Bears book about Nelson Mandela? Neither do we. Join the snobatorium at www.patreon.com/DitchDiggers  Facebook: www.facebook.com/caddyshackminutepod  Twitter: @CaddyshackMin www.caddyshackminute.com

Carl Spackler stalks the gopher, which later steals Al Czervik's golf ball. Join the snobatorium at www.patreon.com/DitchDiggers  Facebook: www.facebook.com/caddyshackminutepod  Twitter: @CaddyshackMin www.caddyshackminute.com

Is Spaulding going to pick his nose? Did we really land on the Moon? Will LBJ ever get those pants made? Why are you asking us?? Join the snobatorium at www.patreon.com/DitchDiggers  Facebook: www.facebook.com/caddyshackminutepod  Twitter: @CaddyshackMin www.caddyshackminute.com

Between Porterhouse and Al Czervik, the betting is getting out of control. But it's okay; Tom's having a great time losing his keys. Join the snobatorium at www.patreon.com/DitchDiggers  Facebook: www.facebook.com/caddyshackminutepod  Twitter: @CaddyshackMin www.caddyshackminute.com

A caller helps to analyze Al Czervik's swing and his possibly broken arm. And Mike puts an onion in his sock for real. Join the snobatorium at www.patreon.com/DitchDiggers  Facebook: www.facebook.com/caddyshackminutepod  Twitter: @CaddyshackMin www.caddyshackminute.com

The Caddyshack Minute returns in a blaze of melancholy as Al Czervik is diagnosed with a broken arm and Danny Noonan replaces him. Join the snobatorium at www.patreon.com/DitchDiggers  Facebook: www.facebook.com/caddyshackminutepod  Twitter: @CaddyshackMin www.caddyshackminute.com

Danny Noonan joins Ty Webb in the match, and I guess you don't I guess you don't care about keeping your lunch down because this is the goriest Caddyshack Minute yet. Join the snobatorium at www.patreon.com/DitchDiggers  Facebook: www.facebook.com/caddyshackminutepod  Twitter: @CaddyshackMin www.caddyshackminute.com

Dr. Beeper and Judge Smails may or may not be in slow motion as they react to Ty Webb missing a putt, and Mike should only drive in slow motion when he's listening to the Pixies. Join the snobatorium at www.patreon.com/DitchDiggers  Facebook: www.facebook.com/caddyshackminutepod  Twitter: @CaddyshackMin www.caddyshackminute.com

Judge Smails, in maybe the best moment of the movie, breaks out the coveted Billy Baroo, but is he allowed to do that? Today we go deep into Smails's golf bag and the dos and don'ts of golf onlooker fashion. Join the snobatorium at www.patreon.com/DitchDiggers  Facebook: www.facebook.com/caddyshackminutepod  Twitter: @CaddyshackMin www.caddyshackminute.com

Judge Smails sinks his putt to our heroes' consternation, and Mike teaches Tom how to do math. Join the snobatorium at www.patreon.com/DitchDiggers  Facebook: www.facebook.com/caddyshackminutepod  Twitter: @CaddyshackMin www.caddyshackminute.com

Ty Webb lets Danny Noonan know that if he misses, they lose, and our guest Gerry Porter from the Indiana Jones Minute gets a life lesson in a 7-11 from an unexpected source. Join the snobatorium at www.patreon.com/DitchDiggers  Facebook: www.facebook.com/caddyshackminutepod  Twitter: @CaddyshackMin www.caddyshackminute.com

Maybe we should get some sort of calendar or move to an underground bunker or something because finding time for life and podcasting is enough to make you want to do a full Carl Lipbaum. So enjoy Chapter 2 of Tom's book, because he's the one who holds the means of production so when this sort of thing happens he goes into full self-promotion mode. In other words, www.iamtomtaylor.com   Join the snobatorium at www.patreon.com/DitchDiggers  Facebook: www.facebook.com/caddyshackminutepod  Twitter: @CaddyshackMin www.caddyshackminute.com

Danny Noonan totally Noonans it, but Lou Loomis isn't buying it as everything starts exploding. Join the snobatorium at www.patreon.com/DitchDiggers  Facebook: www.facebook.com/caddyshackminutepod  Twitter: @CaddyshackMin www.caddyshackminute.com

Turns out Danny Noonan won. God, this movie is almost over! Join the snobatorium at www.patreon.com/DitchDiggers  Facebook: www.facebook.com/caddyshackminutepod  Twitter: @CaddyshackMin www.caddyshackminute.com

Judge Smails gets chased off, Al Czervik makes some bold predictions, and the credits roll. Join the snobatorium at www.patreon.com/DitchDiggers  Facebook: www.facebook.com/caddyshackminutepod  Twitter: @CaddyshackMin www.caddyshackminute.com

The end credits continue, Dan seems to think MST3K is a good show, and Mike might be having a stroke or something. Join the snobatorium at www.patreon.com/DitchDiggers  Facebook: www.facebook.com/caddyshackminutepod  Twitter: @CaddyshackMin www.caddyshackminute.com

The music credits lead to an incredible discovery, Journey talk, and songs that might lead us to violence. Join the snobatorium at www.patreon.com/DitchDiggers  Facebook: www.facebook.com/caddyshackminutepod  Twitter: @CaddyshackMin www.caddyshackminute.com

It's the end of Caddyshack, time to finally get laid, do it all the way, and yes, listen to the Jeep story. Join the snobatorium at www.patreon.com/DitchDiggers  Facebook: www.facebook.com/caddyshackminutepod  Twitter: @CaddyshackMin www.caddyshackminute.com

The world demanded it, so here is the launch of our coverage of the classic film Caddyshack II, a film worthy of its fancy roman numeral. (Sadly and inexplicably, no one has made a trivia game for Caddyshack II.) Join the snobatorium at www.patreon.com/DitchDiggers  Facebook: www.facebook.com/caddyshackminutepod  Twitter: @CaddyshackMin www.caddyshackminute.com

On the maiden voyage of The Movie Hole it's time for A Christmas Story, those dream toys of youth, and the TRUE meaning of Christmas, which you might want to avoid. Join the snobatorium at www.patreon.com/DitchDiggers  Facebook: www.facebook.com/caddyshackminutepod  Twitter: @CaddyshackMin www.caddyshackminute.com

In the second part of our discussion of A Christmas Story, we tackle the difficult subjects of peer pressure, laughing at sad kids, and being a clueless jackass in school. Join the snobatorium at www.patreon.com/DitchDiggers  Facebook: www.facebook.com/caddyshackminutepod  Twitter: @CaddyshackMin www.caddyshackminute.com

Be sure to drink your Ovaltine, everybody! And be sure to keep your eye on Mike as he copes with Close Encounters, and on Tom as he copes with the true meaning of Miracle on 34th Street. Dan is doing fine. Join the snobatorium at www.patreon.com/DitchDiggers  Facebook: www.facebook.com/caddyshackminutepod  Twitter: @CaddyshackMin www.caddyshackminute.com

The saga of the Leg Lamp comes to a tragic and controversial end, Ralphie goes berserk on Scut Farkus, and something is in your house and it isn't Santa. Join the snobatorium at www.patreon.com/DitchDiggers  Facebook: www.facebook.com/caddyshackminutepod  Twitter: @CaddyshackMin www.caddyshackminute.com

We wrap up A Christmas Story, aim to get rich eating Christmas cookies, and plan brilliance for the New Year. Join the snobatorium at www.patreon.com/DitchDiggers  Facebook: www.facebook.com/caddyshackminutepod  Twitter: @CaddyshackMin www.caddyshackminute.com

The boys are back with a new show, the Trading Places Minute! Enjoy this first taste here, but to make sure you don't miss a single brilliant episode, find and subscribe to Trading Places Minute on the podcatcher of your choice.  Patreon: www.patreon.com/ditchdiggers Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/ditchdiggerslistenershole Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/ditchdiggerspodcasts/ tradingplacesminute.com

THE MOVIE HOLE HAS ENDED! Go to www.bluesbrosminute.com for the continuation of our Blues Brothers coverage! This feed will soon become The Caddyshack Minute! Which is nice!