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- “Thanks For the Dance” When You Try to Walk by Someone and You Both Pick the Same Side a Few Times. - Organized Underwear Tiers. - The Bill Beer. - Charcuterie Board at the Pregame.
- High Stakes Paper Football at the Bar. - "Sold Out" When You Don't Even Sell That Item. - Drink From the Pitcher After Pouring Your Buddies Beers. - Flight of Beers with the Same Beer.
- “But Remember It Has to Be Indisputable.” - Tunes and John Wick Muted. - Firing Off Memes in the Dormant Group Chat. - “With All Due Respect” Before Saying Something Extremely Disrespectful.
- Hot Dog Cigar. - Shopping Out of a Stranger's Cart Like It's the Value Cart. - Knowing the Alphabetical Class List So When a Sub Is Taking Attendance You Say "Here" Before They Even Say Your Name. - "Bet I Was Doing Something Athletic."
- If You Feel Like You're in a Rut, Switch Up the Toothpaste Flavor. - Purposefully Rear End a Hot Girls Car to Get Her Number. - Rock Band 2 Pregame. - Super Bowl Solo Follow-Up.
- Having a Casual Game of Punch Buggy Going With Your Friend Group. - Refilling Your Drink Prior to Leaving the Fast Food Restaurant. - Posting the Song Real Friends by Kanye West to Your IG Story to Stir Things Up. - Watch the Super Bowl Solo.
- Don't Touch Your Drink While Eating, Chug It When You Finish the Food. - During a Slight Drizzle Pour Water On Yourself and Tell People It's Pouring. - Taking a Knee In Madden Before Half. - Dabble in a Little Survivalism.
- Jersey On a Road Trip Review. - Phone On Top of the Leftovers Box. - Spray Yourself With the Duty Free Cologne Before a Flight to Impress Strangers. - Watching a Football Game and Your Team Scores: Stoically Hold Up One Like You're the Head Coach Signaling to Kick the Extra Point.
- Post Shower Dog Shake Off . - Batting Cages On the First Date. - "You Think He's Okay?" - Forget Name: Introduce Someone Else to Ovehear the Name.
- Memorize Jeopardy Episodes. Throw It on Around Friends. - After a Haircut. “I Look Good” Instead of “It Looks Good” - Scheduling Your Emails to Be Sent at 6:30AM - Put on Cologne Before Bed.
- Referring to Garlic as “Lic” - Enter a Party With a Beer Already in Hand. - Pseudonym When You Order Coffee. - When Playing Pickup: If Someone Not on Your Team Tosses up a Shot Pregame Try and Snag It Out of the Air Even Though You Can't Touch Rim.
- I've Seen Worse. - An Everyday Casual Charcuterie. - Some Casual Jazz Music. - The Fake Sleep to Avoid the Snack Cart Interaction if You Don't Want Anything.
- The Candy Whoppers. Chop. - “What's Your Story?” - Setting an Alarm 20 Minutes Early for Extra Chill Time. - Playing Guitar When the Power's Out.
- Binoculars While Hiking So When You Make Frequent Stops It Looks Like You're Appreciating Nature and Not Gassed. - Order 2 Beers Up Front. - Combined No-Hitters. Chop. - For Real Power Moves. Chop.
- Tomatos on Hot Sandwiches. Chop. - Listen to the Flight Attendants When They Do the Safety Talk. - Write on Your Hand When You Need a Note. - Go to a Concert Solo.
- “They're Transitions.” - No @Gmail.com Shortcut. Chop. - Video Game CPU vs CPU - Workout Like a Maniac to Fit In Your Old Suit Instead of Buying a New One.
- The End Slices of a Loaf of Bread. Chop. - Intro, Wet Hand, Bro Hug, Hand Wipe. - Half Eaten Chicken Wings. Chop. - Calculate Your War in Slow Pitch Softball.
- Only Eat the Center of a Pancake. Chop. - Breaking Up the Nature Valley Into Bite Sized Chunks Within the Package. - Playing Fan Favorite Movies in the Local Coffee Shop. - Roll Up to the Post-Game Party With a Bunch of Pizzas.
- The Carpenter Sign. - Tollways. Chop. - No Phone Case. - Future Sports Bet Before Leaving Vegas.
- Bring a Trash Bag for Dirty Clothes on a Trip. - Photosynthesis. Chop. - Peas. Chop. - When You're Unloading the Dishwasher and Water Sits on Top of Indentation of the Bottom of the Cup and Spills All Over You and the Other Dry Dishes. Chop.
- Purposefully Leave a Quarter of Your Beer Unfinished Then Slam It When It's Time to Go. - Spitting Gum Out in a Urinal. Chop. - Powernapping on Display Chairs. - Make Sure the Bad Guy Is Dead in Scary Movies.
- Tip Everyone. - Buy Your Buddy Without a Favorite Sports Team Some Merch. - Go With the Wrong Number Text. - Exiting the Pool During Adult Swim at the Age of 34.
- Movie Theater Popcorn To Go. - Love Sleeve Shirt With Shorts. CBTM or Chop? - Light Switch Outside the Bathroom. Chop. - Veggie Platter at a Cartel Meet Up.
- Elite Sushi Chef Cut. - Gatorade In a Can. - Clean Your Sheets the Night Before You Leave for Vacation. - Birthday Pie.
- Bringing a Book to Read While Your Girlfriend Shops. - 7th Inning Stretch. Chop? - The DoorDash Nap. - Smoke 100% of the Cig.
- Friend Zone the Hottest Girl You've Ever Met. - Side Lean On Vehicle While Pumping Gas. - A Bar of Soap. - Buy Some Baller Ass Pans.
Bathroom Music. Bring a Small Game to the Bar. Buying Rounds. Taking the Middle Seat in an Uber by Yourself.
- Making Your Own Soda/Juice. - Hands Full and Your Buddy Goes For a Fist Bump? Throw the Knee Up. - The Wave. - Chirpin' Old Ladies.
- Empties In the Cooler. Chop. - Snort the Foam. - Every Once in a While Treat Yourself to That Real Good Good Deli Meat at Sprouts. - Referring to Athletes Solely by Their Number and Jersey Color.
- Taking Some Edibles and Hitting the Arcade. - Intimate Conversations With Customer Service Reps. - Order Chick-fil-A on Saturday Night and Put It In Your Fridge So You Can Eat It On Sunday. - Light Switches That Work Backwards. Chop. - "That'll Buff Out."
- Grab Your Friend a Random Drink Before Rolling Over. - Bring Your Own Old Bay. - Tag Your Friend in a Low View TikTok. - Birthday Party at McDonald's as an Adult.
- Eat Dinner Occasionally With Your Left Hand... Just In Case. - The John Brenkus. - "I'll Time You." - Baby Shots.
- Ceramic Coffee Mug In Class. - Forgetting Your Wallet So Your Boys Have to Buy You Drinks. - Sunglasses On the Plane. - Sit on Your Porch and Carve Some Random Piece of Wood.
- Tailgating Anyone With a Student Driver Sticker or a Drivers Education Car. - Saying, “I'm Good With Whatever.” After Someone Gives You a List of Options on Where to Eat. Chop? - Blaming the Wind When You Miss a Four Footer. - Bringing Back The, “Was Here” Tag on Office White Boards.
- Unlit Stoagie in the Grocery Store. - Eating Food With Your Fork Upside Down. - Glove at Top Golf. Chop or CBTM? - Old Guys Hitting You With a Sharp, Quick, Confident, “Good Morning.”
- Bring Back Rollerblades. - Start Casually Using Yo-Yos Again. - Prohibition. Chop. - The Normal Volume Secret.
- 6. Tossing a "Gentleman's" Before Any Unit of Measure. - 7. Bring From Home Beers While Waiting For a Table. - Buy a 12 Pack of Bottles and Cans.
- 9. Voluntarily Joining a Cult vs 4. Chipotle Soda Cup Water - 3. I Agree With Him vs 2. Fake ID Rookie Car
- 1. Condensation vs 16. DC in the Shower - 8. Drop the Glass vs 9. Voluntarily Joining a Cult - 5. Monopoly No Rent vs 12. Lost Bathroom - 4. Chipotle Soda Cup Water vs 13. Ding Dong Ditch Adult - 6. Coffee Mug Gym vs 11. Throw Up an Equation - 3. I Agree With Him vs 14. Nails in Mouth During Build - 7. Shotgun Choke vs 10. Olympics Backwards Hat - 2. Fake ID Rookie Card vs. 15. Digging a Very Big Hole
- Offer the Boys a Glass of Milk When They Arrive at Your Apartment. - Pregaming the Pregame. - Double Clicking Links. Chop. - Betting on NFL Games When You Play in the NFL.
- Have a Beer While Waiting for Takeout. - Group Chat Birthday Wishes. Chop. Personal Birthday Wishes. CBTM. - Second Guessing a Move. - Ex or Current Military Singing the National Anthem Before the Game.
- Pour the Coffee From the Thermos Into a Mug Before Drinking. - Carry a Wet Nap in Your Jacket Pocket. - When Going to a Sporting Event Wear the Jersey of an Entierely Different Sport From a Random City. - "Just Glad Social Media Wasn't Around Back Then."
- Solo Karaoke and Sing the German Version of 99 Luftballons. - Order a Bottle of Rosé. - Wearing Shorts When Shoveling Snow. - Take a Bunch of LSD and Go to an Escape Room.
- Wave to Jeeps in a Civic. - Midnight Wordle. Subtly Drop the Word Around Friends. - Hard to Peel Oranges. Chop. - Eating the Cookie in Squid Game.
- Get In the Back Seat When Your Friend Picks You Up. - Neck Travel Pillows. Chop. - Hold Down Sink Faucets. Chop. - Bring Your Blanket.
- Baking Bread With the Boys. - Adding Everyone to Your Close Friends List on Insta. - Getting High. Bookstore. Cookbooks. Take Pictures of Recipes You Like. - Reviewing a Movie With One Word.
- Going Up Steps 3 at a Time in Public Places. - Pina Colada First Drink On Vacation. - Stop Watching a Show After Your Favorite Character Dies. - Sit On Your Boy's Shoulders at a Concert.
- "Are you ok?" - Charge Your Phone at the Bar. - Fireball Pinata. - The Microwave Making the Plate/Bowl Hotter Than Your Food. Chop.
- Taking Your Time When You're Already Late. - Bring a Box of Cigars to the Party. - Slideshows on Websites Instead of Just Having a List. Chop. - Clean the Bottom of Your Shoes.
- Going to the Movies Alone. - Drop a Laugh Emoji on a Text You Bombed. - Any Restaurant Where You Can See the People Make Your Food. - The Manual Option When E-Signing Something.
- Always Referring to Sides of a Building as the North, South, or West Side. - Purposefully Leave $20 Bills in Your Jackets to Find Later. - Wearing a Grey Crewneck of a College You Don't Go to at the Bar. - Grinding on Chess for 10+ Years Just So You Can Introduce Yourself as, ”Grand Master ***Insert Name***”