Movie Melt! Grindhouse and Exploitation Podcast

Possibly the greatest vanity project ever made... again! We're revisiting GetEven (aka Champagne & Bullets, aka Road to Revenge)—a redux of Episode 3 where we first stumbled into one of the most tippy-top-shelf vanity projects in existence. This episode's a three-fer. It puts a temporary end to our evil "feel-bad" movie streak. It gives us a chance to revisit a film we love. And it continues our tribute to the patron saint of the podcast, Wings Hauser. This one's got heavy hitters—William Smith, Pamela Bryant, Wings—and at the center of it all, a man with an ego... err... dream, trial lawyer John Isaac De Hart III. Plus: Battle of the Bands, what we've been watching, slick stuff, neat stuff, etc.! Join our Patreon if you can! Hey, why not call us on our hotline? (724) 246-4669!

Carlo takes us into the cosmic void with Rat Scratch Fever (2011)—Jeff Leroy's creature-feature about mutant rats from Mars that rip through Los Angeles using every special effect known to man: CGI, practical gore, puppets, stop-motion, green screen, etc. It's an ambitious no-budget feat that must be seen to be believed! Plus: what we've been watching, 20,000 calorie meals, coochie rats, and more! Join our Patreon if you can! Hey, why not call us on our hotline? (724) 246-4669!

We hit the filthy, scum-ridden streets of Los Angeles alongside our late patron saint and cult icon, Wings Hauser, in Street Asylum (1990). It's got all the things we love—Wings Hauser, fascistic police brutality, and G. Gordon Liddy having kinky S&M sex. This is our toilet-humor tribute to the man we love most. Join our Patreon if you can! Hey, why not call us on our hotline? (724) 246-4669!

The Sensitive Boys™ are back to discuss Menahem Golan's attempt at Cannon Films 2.0! It's sleazy, brainless, and probably funded by the Russian mob—a pants-falling-down, mid-slam-dunk spectacle starring Billy Drago, Joe Lara, and Richard Lynch: DEATH GAME! Synopsis: A young man is a growing basketball star in his school. The Mob decides to initiate him and manage him. He likes the presents, money and girls, but his coach does not. When things go too far, only his coach can do what must be done. Join our Patreon if you can! Hey, why not call us on our hotline? (724) 246-4669!

A DIY film made by New Jersey truckers on the clock over four years, starring a formerly homeless man on a quest for love and giant bewbs?! Bride of Frank is John Waters meets Giuseppe Andrews with rubber wieners and black as the blackest cauldron toenails. Listen as we revel in its joyful depravity Plus: Film Sherpa returns! More celebrity voicemails! Cameos from our friend Marshall! and more! Unapproachable A/V [LINKS](https://linktr.ee/UnapproachableAV) Join our Patreon if you can! Hey, why not call us on our hotline? (724) 246-4669!

We made it! Episode 200: The Big Deuce!

Chef CDR takes us on a journey where a quiet Japanese campus turns into a blood-drenched battlefield! Hell goes to school as a desperate student council finds itself terrorized by the ruthless Yagyu biker gang. The students want to fight back but quickly realize they're too weak and outnumbered. Their solution? Hire a crew of 7 badass babes to train and defend them! Go For Break!! Plus: Johnny Depp's teeth update, fart cereal, what we've been watching, more Little Orphan Annie chatter, and so much more! Join our Patreon if you can! Hey, why not call us on our hotline? (724) 246-4669!

This week the gang goes to CGI HELL with Dominator (2003) – a film that's basically a Jackson Pollock painting of demons, Nintendo 64 graphic tiddies, and poser metal! AND it has voice work from Dani Filth of Cradle of Filth and Repo Man director Alex Cox!?

The gang gets pretty deep in their cups as they try to horn up the holidays a bit with the aid of the bizarre Ukranian Christmas classic(?) about Vakula the dwarf, his deal with the devil, and his quest to retrieve the Russian Empress' bejeweled thong in hopes of winning the love of a hottie who continually humiliates him. Yep we watched “Hutorskie Strasti” (2008) AKA “Hut Village Passions" directed by Aleksandr Parkhomenko. Plus, a battle of the bands X-Mas edition! Join our Patreon if you can! Hey, why not call us on our hotline? (724) 246-4669!

The gang dives into the suprisingly copetent, and dare I say touching German film about a condom that bites dingdongs off. Plus it has special effects by Nekromantik's Jörg Buttgereit and designs by HR Giger! PLUS: Billionaire Battle of the Bands Join our Patreon if you can! Hey, why not call us on our hotline? (724) 246-4669!

The gang dives into a documentary (sort of) about six ladies and their journey to the First Annual Stripper's Convention in Las Vegas. Directed by Jerome Gary the Producer of Pumping Iron! Booties will be shaken not stirred in this surprisingly sweet epsiode! Plus: Celeberities Sing! What we've been watching, and so much more Link for HOPE THIS HELPS - Cory's new youtube project Join our Patreon if you can! Hey, why not call us on our hotline? (724) 246-4669!

Synopsis: In a small coastal town Bigfoot is sighted, and children go missing. The towns Police Chief is fired, leaving only the Sheriff. When the Sheriff goes missing, the towns only hope is in the disgraced and fired Chief Harrison to battle the beast. He finds himself without his weapons, and must go hand to hand with Bigfoot. Will his strength in God and law enforcement training be enough to save the children, and the town? PLUS: BATTLE OF THE BANDS! Join our Patreon if you can! Hey, why not call us on our hotline? (724) 246-4669!

The Belgian "Florida Man" Carlo takes us deep into the swamp for a zany tale about friendship, life-saving Cheetos, and shiny monster dong with Swamp Ape (2017). Squatchtober lives! PLUS In Search of the Perfect Podcast Returns! Join our Patreon if you can! Hey, why not call us on our hotline? (724) 246-4669!

[UNLOCKED PATREON] Hopefully, for CDR's sake, the statute of limitations for terrorism crimes has run out in Canada, because we've got some scandalous confessions from that rascal. PLUS, and more importantly, we dive into the previously lost, made-for-TV movie starring a not-so-young Gary Coleman as a troubled teenage arsonist - PLAYING WITH FIRE! Huge thanks to TheShadowKnight1979 on Archive.org for the original upload of this elusive gem! SQUATCHTOBER COMING SOON Join our Patreon if you can! Hey, why not call us on our hotline? (724) 246-4669!

Synopsis: To revive the once-famous nightclub she inherited, 77-year-old Renae and a few younger women work as lingerie models to attract customers, but also catch the attention of a dangerous killer. Wormy blesses us with his breakdown-debut of the kooky and completely chaotic CLUB LINGERIE (2014). Bottoms bleed, tears of all kinds are shed, and important lessons are learned by all. A nice, brief 5 hour episode. Join our Patreon if you can! Hey, why not call us on our hotline? (724) 246-4669!

A heatwave kills Matt's AC and sanity, and to make matters worse CDR chose a psychotic fever-dream of a film -- James Glickenhaus' Slaughter of the Innocents (1994). Then, Matt actually dies from heat exhaustion on air. RIP Matt. Condolences. Join our Patreon if you can! Hey, why not call us on our hotline? (724) 246-4669!

Jeremiah breaks down our first Gary Busey Feature Presentation (I think), and TBH the movie skimps on the Buseynator. On the other hand, our episode overflows with Gary Busey cameos, offering wisdom on all sorts of topics from hobbits to orgasmic oreos. Enjoy. Join our Patreon if you can! Hey, why not call us on our hotline? (724) 246-4669!

IMDB Synopsis: An actor is hired to work on a film that turns out to be a murder and robbery. Jeremiah brings us another sweet sweet vanity project from the impossibly accomplished martial artist and stunt man Troy N. Ashford. The man can break wooden boards with his unprotected crotch. I'm not kidding. Plus: What Movie is This, what we've been watching, and so much more! Join our Patreon if you can! Hey, why not call us on our hotline? (724) 246-4669!

The gang is back with a lovely companion piece to everyone's favorite cult classic Miami Connection! LA Streetfighters was directed by the same guy (Richard Park), and is equally off the rails. Plus: A battle of the bands, what we've been watching and so much more! Join our Patreon if you can! Hey, why not call us on our hotline? (724) 246-4669!

Oops! Thought June had 31 days, but whatevs, #HappyPride in July!

The gang dives into the most misguided and baffling vanity project yet -- Garrett Stewart Sayre's Honorable Men -- a film where the hero is a 48 year old racist cop who is simultaneously dating two teenagers. It's the king of bad ideas! Plus: What we've been watching, a battle of the bands, plus CDR and Matt's drunken ramblings at the end of the show! Join our Patreon if you can! Hey, why not call us on our hotline? (724) 246-4669!

The gang dives into the 1993 Hong Kong Category III thriller "Run and Kill" (烏鼠: 機密檔案), directed by Billy Tang. Cheung ‘Fatty' Kau Ng is a happy-go-lucky family man whose life spirals into chaos after he accidentally orders a hit on his unfaithful wife, which then plunges him into a violent underworld filled with bloodthirsty Vietnamese gangsters and a deranged ex-military Chinese gang. Bad times are had! PLUS: What we've been watching, Battle of the Bands, Jerry Springer's music, and more! Join our Patreon if you can! Hey, why not call us on our hotline? (724) 246-4669!

The gang dives into a 2005 a film that reeks of Canadians, Christian ravers, and Lamas (Lorenzo Lamas!!). Get ready for White Trash Vampires, CGI Buttholes, Titty Snakes, and Limewire-Virus-Infected-CDs, as we scratch our heads pver this fantastical Ron Oliver film. Plus: Battle of the Bands, what we've been watching, and so much more! Join our Patreon if you can! Hey, why not call us on our hotline? (724) 246-4669!

We've started a piss cult. Join us. "Urine: Good Health is "the" documentary about the unconventional and controversial practice of using one's own urine for a myriad of health benefits. Winner of the Best Director Award at the 2000 Atlantic City Film Festival, the film is the second documentary from Eli Kabillio in Mad Dog Films' series of illuminating looks into the world of non-mainstream health practices." Join our Patreon if you can! Hey, why not call us on our hotline? (724) 246-4669!

The gang delves into the bizarre sex comedy where an alcoholic Leprechaun shrinks a nerd down and he gets stuck inside a cheerleader's panties. And, I'm not kidding. Welcome to the strange world of Director Michael Paul Girard with Getting Lucky (1989)! Plus: Urine Therapy, Battle of the Bands, and more! Join our Patreon if you can! Hey, why not call us on our hotline? (724) 246-4669!

CDR helms the ship for a crazy one - a late 90's Italian production shot in Florida. We'll meet some idiotic teens who board a hyper-technological party boat, which may previously belonged to horny Scientists banging fish-hybrids . What could go wrong? Plus: nude grease fires, Underwater What Movie Is This, what we've been watching, and so much more Do yourself a favor and check out the insane director's website: http://www.alvaropasseri.it/ Join our Patreon if you can! Hey, why not call us on our hotline? (724) 246-4669!

It's Jeremiah's maiden voyage breakdown of the Bronson movie where all he wants to do is harvest his melons, but the mob and local law enforcement just won't let him... at their peril! Plus: A Bronson Themed What Movie is This?, ABDL Spas, what we've been watching and so much more! Join our Patreon if you can! Hey, why not call us on our hotline? (724) 246-4669!

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It's New Year's Eve 1999, and we're counting down to Y2K with aliens wearing Zuba pants, piss-pants vampires, and Men In Black with hydrating masks. This may be the most incomprehensible movie we've ever watched for the show…which is really saying something! Yes, we watched the brain melter Alien Blood (1999) Plus: Battle of the Bands, Tuberculosis PSAs, empty rhetoric, and more! Join our Patreon if you can! Hey, why not call us on our hotline? (724) 246-4669!

Tonight for our feature presentation: We dive into the baffling 1995 public access cable Christmas special – The Disease That Stole Christmas – our very first stage production in Movie Melt history! Join our Patreon if you can! Hey, why not call us on our hotline? (724) 246-4669!

The gang tackles the bizarro adolescent spin on the "Outlaw Couple" trope with Menahem Golan's Teenage Bonnie and Klepto Clyde from 1993! Join our Patreon if you can! Hey, why not call us on our hotline? (724) 246-4669!

The gang is back to cover the Hong Kong movie that has it all. From leather clad, gender fluid, witchy, power couples with giant blue light saber penises, to magic loogies, to LOTS of urine from all kinds of creatures. You name it, this film has it. PLUS: an impropteau poop focused opener, battle of the bands, what we've been watching, and so much more! Join our Patreon if you can! Hey, why not call us on our hotline? (724) 246-4669!

The Companeros dip into PM entertainment's children's catalog with the Sqauatchtober family classic Little Bigfoot 2: The Journey Home (1998) directed by Art Camacho! PLUS: a Bigfoot Battle of the bands, what we've been watching, and so much more! Join our Patreon if you can! Hey, why not call us on our hotline? (724) 246-4669!

For Matt's final Portland show, Shea breaks down Judge & Jury (1996) starring David Keith and Martin Kove. Plus: Sexy Gorillas, Martin Kove: Hot or Not?, Battle of the Bands, Listener Feedback, and so much more! Join our Patreon if you can! Hey, why not call us on our hotline? (724) 246-4669!

Holy smokes! We're finally back with Uganda's first action film – Who Killed Captain Alex? (2010) PLUS: Battle of the Bands, what we've been watching, hot dog diets, and so much more meaningful life advice Join our Patreon if you can! Hey, why not call us on our hotline? (724) 246-4669!

The gang covers a vanity project about covering your junk at all costs. Also, winner of the coveted: "most jerking on a toilet per capita in a non-adult feature" award. The only film with multiple heavy metal and Jim Carrey references made for under $10 -- CUM TO LIVE (2001)! PLUS: a SEXY battle of the bands AND what we've been watching! Join our Patreon if you can! Hey, why not call us on our hotline? (724) 246-4669!

Dorjee the Film Sherpa wanted to talk about Tobe Hooper's Lifeforce, vampires, aliens, and so much more! Join our Patreon if you can! Hey, why not call us on our hotline? (724) 246-4669!

This time the gang tackles a vanity project 9 years in the making. Imagine Richard Linklater's BOYHOOD ate an entire longboard made of Psilocybin or "Hamlet with surfing", and youll get the basic idea. Plus: a Surfing Battle of the Bands, Jean Claude gets a boner on Brazillian TV, and What We've Been Watching Join our Patreon if you can! Hey, why not call us on our hotline? (724) 246-4669!

Fangoria Wisconsin?! Yes! We uncover the forgotten 'Windsor Lake Studios' legacy of horror, nestled deep in the Northwoods of Wisconsin. A small town teen with a dream of being a Hollywood FX artist somehow hits the jackpot when the producers of 'Hellraiser' unexpectedly set up shop in his rural small town in the late 80s-with a vision of pure terror! Tonight we cover the forgotten Fango Films, practical FX extravaganza, creature feature 'SEVERED TIES' from 1992 w/ Hank Carlson (of KNB EFX Group) joining the cast to tell the unlikely underdog story: breaking into the horror movie biz as teen in the 80s! Join our Patreon if you can! Hey, why not call us on our hotline? (724) 246-4669!

We watched Stephen Sayadian's avant-garde horror erotica – DR. CALIGARI (1989)! Join our Patreon if you can! The greates mixtapes ever: Lost and Found Video Night Hey, why not call us on our hotline? (724) 246-4669!

Hong Kong insanity from the director of Riki-Oh: The Story of Ricky! Please support our Patreon, if you can! Hey, why not call us on our hotline? (724) 246-4669! Check out the other Compañeros Radio Network shows: Movie Melt Songs on Trial Get Soft with Dr Snuggles Ballbusters Movies About Girls Classic In Search of the Perfect Podcast Join the Companeros Cuties Club on Facebook

A flm written, directed, and starring a Greek Harrison Ford lookalike who was a former Trapeze artist. He's powered by Ouzo, and his love for children and the elderly. But most importantly, he's the the greatest CIA Agent/Cop/person that's ever lived! Thanks to Mike from The Grindbin, Lee from TMBDOS, and Brady of Solid Six for guesting. Links : Please support our Patreon, if you can! Companeros T-Shirts Join the Companeros Cutie Club on Facebook! Hey, why not call us on our hotline? (724) 246-4669! Check out the other Compañeros Radio Network shows: Movie Melt Songs on Trial Get Soft with Dr Snuggles Ballbusters Movies About Girls Classic In Search of the Perfect Podcast Join the Companeros Cuties Club on Facebook

Movie Melt tackles the low-budget Jungian, dream logic epic, where martial arts face off against Capitalist fast food aliens....and Peter took a bath and lit candles while he watched this. His words: "It was like a dream". Very Sexy! PLUS: Chicken themed Battle of the Bands! Links : Please support our Patreon, if you can! find crazy record exclusives at WYRD WAR records support Portland's local yokel video shop and numero uno film screenings wyrd war shop Peter's self-procalimed most unsuccessful blog on the net! Peter's store of vintage goods and VHS! Companeros T-Shirts Join the Companeros Cutie Club on Facebook! Hey, why not call us on our hotline? (724) 246-4669! Check out the other Compañeros Radio Network shows: Movie Melt Songs on Trial Get Soft with Dr Snuggles Ballbusters Movies About Girls Classic In Search of the Perfect Podcast Join the Companeros Cuties Club on Facebook

This episode we relax our sphincters and grease up our intergalactic obelisk as we return to the well of Richard Elfman with his triumphant return to cinema with ALIENS, CLOWNS, & GEEKS (2021)! Plus an irrevrant battle of the bands! Please support our Patreon, if you can! Hey, why not call us on our hotline? (724) 246-4669! Check out the other Compañeros Radio Network shows: Movie Melt Songs on Trial Get Soft with Dr Snuggles Ballbusters Movies About Girls Classic In Search of the Perfect Podcast Join the Companeros Cuties Club on Facebook

Happy Valentine's Day from Movie Melt! This ep we dust off the reflective thongs and oil up our chiseled bods - we watched the vanity-project-adjacent "The Life and Loves of a Male Stripper" (1987)! Beefy! Plus: What we've been watching, a VERY sexy Battle of the Bands, and so much more! Links : Support our Patreon! [PINTO THE MEAN BEAN] (https://youtu.be/VBGo6tAd6I4) Buy Tapes From Cory Universal Dork aka The Most Unsuccessful Blog on the 'Net Since 2009! Peter's Vintage Clothes and VHS Green Lamp Conspiracy VCCZINE Hey, why not call us on our hotline? (724) 246-4669! Check out the other Compañeros Radio Network shows: Movie Melt Songs on Trial Get Soft with Dr Snuggles Ballbusters Movies About Girls Classic In Search of the Perfect Podcast Join the Companeros Cuties Club on Facebook

LAST WEEK WE GOT OUR UNDERGRADUATE AT BUSTER BURGER UNIVERSITY… SO NATURALLY…. THE NEXT STEP IS TO GET OUR MASTERS....so we attend GHOUL SCHOOL…. The low budget horror comedy from (1990)! Links : Support our Patreon! Buy Tapes From Cory Peter's Vintage Clothes and VHS OMG this is insane Hey, why not call us on our hotline? (724) 246-4669! Check out the other Compañeros Radio Network shows: Movie Melt Songs on Trial Get Soft with Dr Snuggles Ballbusters Movies About Girls Classic In Search of the Perfect Podcast Join the Companeros Cuties Club on Facebook

What's full of flavor, yet completely tasteless? Hamburger: The Motion Picture! Plus: Fast Food Battle of the Bands, what we've been watching, a delightful tale about a blow up doll, and so much more! Links : Support our Patreon! Follow Klon Buy Tapes From Cory Peter's Vintage Clothes and VHS Please support our Patreon, if you can! Hey, why not call us on our hotline? (724) 246-4669! Check out the other Compañeros Radio Network shows: Movie Melt Songs on Trial Get Soft with Dr Snuggles Ballbusters Movies About Girls Classic In Search of the Perfect Podcast Join the Companeros Cuties Club on Facebook

In this very special episode, Dorjee and Matt discuss a mulitude of topics including LP Brown's Maximum Justice (1998). Please support our Patreon, if you can! Hey, why not call us on our hotline? (724) 246-4669! Check out the other Compañeros Radio Network shows: Movie Melt Songs on Trial Get Soft with Dr Snuggles Ballbusters Movies About Girls Classic In Search of the Perfect Podcast Join the Companeros Cuties Club on Facebook

Happy 2023! The gang dives back into the PM Entertainment catalog with Richard Pepin's Y2K (1999)! Plus, a Millenium Bug Battle of the Bands, our top film picks for 2022, and so much more! Links : Please support our Patreon, if you're able! CDR's Show: Cult of Muscle Hey, why not call us on our hotline? (724) 246-4669! Check out the other Compañeros Radio Network shows: Movie Melt Songs on Trial Get Soft with Dr Snuggles Ballbusters Movies About Girls Classic In Search of the Perfect Podcast Join the Companeros Cuties Club on Facebook

It's our holiday special, and we cover the Too-Hot-For-Hallmark film, thr divisive Christian Recession-sploitation comedy, Homeless for the Holidays (2009)! Plus: An Xmas battle of the bands, what we've been watching, and David keeps bringing up movies that don't exist! Links : Please support our Patreon, if you can! Lee's Podcast TMBDOS Give Cory some sequel suggestions here Movie Melt's Youtube Hey, why not call us on our hotline? (724) 246-4669! Check out the other Compañeros Radio Network shows: Movie Melt Songs on Trial Get Soft with Dr Snuggles Ballbusters Movies About Girls Classic In Search of the Perfect Podcast Join the Companeros Cuties Club on Facebook

The gang has found another undiscovered gem of a vanity project. It's got wig and glue-on beards from the dollar store, an allstar cast, uncomfortable sex, awkward montages and a soundtrack that'll make you cry. It's absurdity nearing the heights of Champagne and Bullets and good times for all. Starring:L.P. Brown III, Corey Feldman, Martin Kove, Scott Valentine, Tane McClure, Timothy Bottoms, Robert Z'Dar, Todd Bridges, Rena Riffel, Roxana Zal, and a very chubby Joe Estevez Plus Battle of the Bands and more! Links : Please support our Patreon, if you can! Give Cory some sequel suggestions here Scott's Strange Tape Zine Instagram here and buy his stuff here Hey, why not call us on our hotline? (724) 246-4669! Check out the other Compañeros Radio Network shows: Movie Melt Songs on Trial Get Soft with Dr Snuggles Ballbusters Movies About Girls Classic In Search of the Perfect Podcast Join the Companeros Cuties Club on Facebook