Nose Candy

They say opinions are like A$$holes: everyone has one. Well you're in luck frag hags because this very special Nose Candy Hotline episode has THREE! That's right, this week Maddie and Chloe are joined by artist, writer, sage advisor, and host of the hilarious podcast Dial Dan, Dan Allegretto! These three armchair experts are rolling up their sleeves, spraying down their wrists, and fastening on their thinking caps to answer your burning fragrance questions. That means everything from office scents to potato perfumes and mall goth musks to discontinuation discontent. Do you want to smell like fomo? What about blind buy regret? A locker room lookie-loo? Clock in, hunker down, and listen up because this episode is peppered with opinions that you should NOT take with a grain of salt!Want even more from genius NYC bestie Dan Allegretto? RUN to patreon.com/dial_dan, follow him on insta @dan_allegretto and twitter @dan_allegretto!Fragrances Discussed:Clue With The CandlestickTauer Lonestar MemoriesBurning Barbershop by DS & DurgaDrakkar Noir by Guy LeRocheCoven by Andrea MaackAbercombie FierceComme Des Garcons Man 2Creed Silver Mountain WaterEncre Noire à L'Extreme by LaliqueEncre Noir by LaliqueKerosene Black VinesGuerlain InsolenceComme des Garcons by Comme des GarconsVan Py Rhum by Lorenzo PazzagliaNaked Dance by OddityElizabeth Arden Sunflowers Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Join your girls as they plumb the spiritual depths for a look into past life perfumes, which means everything from an incarnated infanticide frag, to an occulty Manson Family musk. Do you want to smell like the inherent darkness of the human soul? Or better a perfume that projects Pernicious Woman? A cosmic compendium of cherry chapsticks? Whether you're a gay housewife or a dirty Dubai chocolate bar, this is one Gelted and GOAT-ed episode that is best enjoyed in this lifetime.Fragrances Discussed:Slightly-B!tch by Filippo SorcinelliEncre Noire by LaliqueAttaquer Le Soleil by Etat Libre D'OrangeEncens Suave by Matiere PremiereAge of Innocence by ToscovatInexcusable Evil by ToscovatDS & Durga PeanutDirty Chocolate, a custom Caspsule ParfumGlossier YouSantal 33 by Le LaboTailor-Made perfume sessions with @capsuleparfumerie Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Curious about what happens when two frag hags stop being polite and start getting real? This is The Real World, Nose Candy edition, which means your fake ass hosts are finally cutting the crap and smelling it like it is. The gals are sharing their favorite Real perfumes which means everything from a sex work scent, a Midsommar musk, and Palm Springs potpouri. Whether you're in the pocket of big Little Gem, swinging on a shag carpet, or just sipping on olive juice, this is one fresh, frank, and fragrant ep you won't want to miss.Fragrances Discussed:Angel by MuglerDonna Sentenza by Hilde SolianiCoven by Andrea MaackBruno Acampora Young HeartsMoral Map by ClueWarm Bulb by ClueWith The Candlestick by ClueYou Or Someone Like You by Etat Libre D'OrangeAlguien II by AlguienMossy Glen by Villa Erbatium Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Want to know the frags Maddie and Chloe spray when they're feeling fraudulent? This week the fakest b!ches you know met up to talk about fragrance phonies, which means a banquette bouquet, a compote cologne and honey-ed horse chestnut. Whether you enjoy pudding with fall leaves, black pepper shortbread, or simply hair in your food, this is one bull$hit, bunk, and bogus ep you won't want to miss!Fragrances Discussed:Tonka Cola by ManceraPanettone by Milano FragranzeHilde Soliani Sale e PepeHilde Soliani Hot MilkSanta Maria Novella Tabacco ToscanoMiller Harris SoufflotMiller Harris Feuilles de TabacBaruti ChaiCafe V by Olympic OrchidsSM Cafe by Strangers ParfumerieCachouli by Strangers ParfumerieWarm Bulb by Clue Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week the ladies are shining their scepters and filling their chalices just in time for an enchanted, ember-cloaked episode. Follow these bards along the wandering bridge to the Empire of Perfumoria and unlock the key to their Dark Twisted Perfume Fantasy. That means everything from a Bert and Ernie scent to a public library perfume and a mythic Mad Men fragrance. Whether you're a Dragon Rider, a Fae, a Wizard, or a necromancer, this is one elven and ethereal episode you won't want to miss!Fragrances Discussed:Warm Bulb by ClueLes Cahiers Secrets by JouissanceDrakkar Noir by Guy LarocheRelique d'Amour by Oriza L. LegrandByredo BibliothèqueM/Mink by ByredoAnimalique by ByredoAromatics Elixir by CliniqueIle Mythique by ChabaudLait et Chocolat by ChabaudLait Concentre by Chabaud Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week your ladies are Nude as the News just in a time for a buckwild episode all about naked perfumes! That means the ladies are disinfecting with a Fabuloso frag, scrubbing down with a St. Ives scent, and embracing the malodorous with Un Musc. All that plus a list of potential perfumer pod guests, Chloe's choreography playbook, and Maddie's brand new perfume collection setup.Want to see these two bare it all ON VIDEO? Subscribe at patreon.com/nosecandy for Patreon-exclusive Nose Candy video episodes. You know you wanna see the gals live and in color!Fragrances Discussed:Molecule 01 by Escentric MoleculesPink Sugar by AquolinaBaccarat Rouge 540Andrea Maack PavilionComme Des Garcons MarseilleDelina by Parfums de MarlyEssential Faith PerfumeUn Musc by Obvious ParfumsUne Vanille by Obvious ParfumsUne Figue by Obvious Parfums Debaser by DS and DurgaFighissimo by Hilde SolianiPhilosykos by DiptyqueAlluring Fig by Theodoros Kalotinis Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

What do Anne Hathaway, Padma Lakshmi, and Tom Cruise all have in common? They're all card carrying members of the brunette union. For this tall dark and handsome ep Maddie and Chloe met up to discuss their favorite scents for brunettes, which meant architecture accords, benzoin bouquets, and a very special Passover perfume. Whether your hair is chestnut, chocolate, carmel or mahogany, this is a warm, rich, and tawny episode you won't want to miss!Fragrances Discussed:Olene by DiptyqueChild by Susan D. Owens Green Spell by Eris Coven by Andrea MaackLiis Rose StruckRien by Etat Libre D'OrangeAmbre Sultan by Serge LutensAqua de Parma ColoniaFleur d'Oranger by Serge Lutens Encense Suave by Matiere PremiereMa Nishtana by Prissana Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week your resident aesthetes met up to talk about perfumes that just smell... pretty. That means everything from French candy frags, to pound cake perfumes to a lobster bisque bouquet-- but this episode is more than just a pretty face! The search for the ultimate pretty girl perfume means tackling tough questions, such as: where can a girl get a pair of McQueen Armadillo boots? is Chloe's dream of quivering oysters a subconscious lesbian awakening? Why is Letterboxd called that? Whether you're a Pretty Mess, too pretty to work, or pretty much over reading this, pretty pretty please will you listen to this ep?Fragrances Discussed:Tihota by IndultCasamorati LiraDelta of Venus by ErisSweet Parmesan Violet by Hilde Soliani Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week the ladies met up for a very timely episode in honor of the reason all student films look like that: the late great David Lynch. Inspired by their favorite artist's unique brand of terrifying cheeriness, the gals are talking about the surreal perfumes in their collections that are a bit.. askew. That means glass-scented sunshine, wood mill musk, tour bus toilet, and tampax top notes. From the scent of a Hollywood bungalow to meditation musk to a Laura Palmer perfume, these are the frags your gals are huffing like Dennis Hopper in memoriam of the best to ever do it. RIP!Fragrances Discussed:Crystal Saffron by Matiere Premiere Uncut Gems by Frederic Malle Radical Rose by Matiere Premiere Celine Black TieAnother 13 by Le LaboFantomas by NasomattoErba Pura by XerjoffSecretions Magnifiques By Etat Libre D'OrangeBois de Balincourt by Maison Louis MarieArsalan by PrinInexcusable Evil by ToskovatJungle Jezebel by Sarah Baker Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Can you guess which perfumes made the Nose Candy ladies :) and :( in 2024? Maddie and Chloe met up to discuss the year's most fragrant foibles and most redolent rewards, which means hair gel perfume, muffled roses, and a healthy spray of wax seal. Listen in as Chloe delves into her intergalactic voyage to meet Mr Universe, while Maddie scores a life-changing DILF perfume at their annual holiday scent swap. Whether you see the glass half full or are waiting for the other shoe to drop, this is a tart, tangy, toothsome little TBT you won't want to miss!Fragrances Discussed:Davidoff Cool WaterCK beEau de Protection by Etat Libre D'OrangePortrait of a Lady by Frederic MalleRadical Rose by Matiere PremiereJo Malone Red RosesSerge Lutens La Fille De BerlinRauque by Roberto GrecoTropic of Capricorn by Olympic OrchidsTocadilly by TocadeLa Religieuse by Serge LutensAmbre Sultan by Serge LutensChergui by Serge LutensL'Eau Serge LutensL'Eau d'HermèsEstée Lauder AramisFracas by Robert PiguetAcqua di GioFille de Joie Serge Lutens Rose Highland by Jorum StudioLes Chaussons Rouges by Odette Parfum Co and Pearfat Parfum Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It's that time of year again: your favorite olfactory oracles are gazing into their crystal balls to predict the biggest fragrance trends of 2025. That means everything from shower suds, to sea sprays, to cunted cantaloupe and creamy cleavage. Whether you want to smell like a seafaring melon, a sinewy starlet, or simply Slightly B!tch, do not touch that dial!Fragrances Discussed:Clue Warm Bulbd'Annam white riceDiptyque Eau PapierSantal Basmati by AffinessenceAndrea Maack CeramicChokedee by Strangers ParfumerieLiquide Imaginaire Blanche BêteBianco Latte by by Giardini Di ToscanaNaomi Goodsir Bois d'AsceseNaomi Goodsir Corpus EquusNaomi Goodsir Iris Cendrél'Attesa by Masque MilanoCalvin Klein EscapeSecretions Magnifiques by Etat Libre D'OrangeFantomas by NasomattoAdidas MovesAndrea Maack OsmoRoom 1015 WavechildSex and the Sea Francesca BianchiEau de Protection by Etat Libre D'OrangeJo Malone Red RosesZing by Andrea MaackChild by Susan D. OwensOlene by DiptyqueComme des Garcons MarseilleJ-Scent Paper SoapJ-Scent YawahadaJ'Adore DiorSerge Luttens Fleur D'OrangerAcqua Di Parma ColoniaNeroli Portofino by Tom FordBorneo by Serge LutensPoivre Noire by Serge LutensSlightly B!tch by Filippo Sorcinelli Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week your ladies are glossy, bossy, and oakmoss-y just in time for an episode all about lipstick perfume! Maddie and Chloe met up to review their fave lipstick-scented frags and break down the notes that make these perfumes oh so kissable. That means the scent of a dominatrix on duty, a powdery pocketbook, and Eau de Eiffel Tower. All that plus the ladies host yet another scent swap, Maddie gets the sniffles, and Chloe cosplays as Beverly Hills Housewife Dorit Kemsley. Whether you overline, tint, stain, contour or simply bury them in Blistex, read our lips: listen to this ep!Fragrances Discussed:1889 Moulin Rouge by Histoire De ParfumThis Is Not a Blue Bottle by Histoire De ParfumL'Attesa by Masque MilanoDama Koupa by BarutiFrederic Malle Lipstick RoseExperimentum Crucis by Etat Libre D'OrangeAkro Night Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week the ladies are sipping on Erewhon smoothies and ducking from paparazzi flashbulbs alongside world-famous Celebrity Book Club podcast co-host Lily Marotta! The comedian, performance artist, and infamous Italian American sat down with Maddie and Chloe for a conversation all about Celebrity perfumes, which meant everything from the scent of animal cruelty to cinnamon infinity pools to Eau de Vitamin Water. If you're a fan of lesbian feminist spoken word, the Bubble Yum duck, Broadway screen adaptations, or simply Old Hollywood glamour with modern touches, do not touch that dial: this is one A-list episode you will not want to miss!Want even more from the brilliant and hilarious Lily Marotta? Go follow them on insta @lilyblueeyes and twitter @lilyblueyez and listen to every single episode of Celebrity Book Club podcast!Fragrances Discussed:Gucci RushAcqua di Gio by ArmaniGap DreamRose Struck by LiisGhost in the Shell by Etat Libre D'OrangePink Sugar by AquolinaChloe Sevigny Little Flower by Régime des Fleurs Tilda Swinton Like This by Etat Libre D'OrangeBaccarat Rouge 540Ariana Grande CloudBritney Spears FantasyDavid Beckham InstinctIssey Miyake L'Eau D'Issey Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week your Cinnamon Girls are spicing things up with an episode all about pepper-upper perfumes that not only cut the mustard but are absolutely worth their salt! We all know variety is the spice of life, so Maddie and Chloe reached deep into the pantry for a discussion of their favorite olfactory seasoning blends. That means everything from Indian food frags, 80s aesthetics, patchouli projection, and bread and butter perfume. Whether you want to smell like a rose in an armpit or Sharon Stone in Casino, this episode is one piquant flavor saver that brings the heat!Fragrances Discussed:Tonka Cola by ManceraFeuilles de Tabac by Miller HarrisCDG originalLe Labo Rose 31Floral Rose by DossierKerosene FollowedAngels' Share By KilianIl Tempo delle Mele by Hilde SolianiBuon Pranzo by Hilde SolianiFraaagola Saalaaata by Hilde SolianiDonna Sentenza by Hilde SolianiUna Tira l'Altra by Hilde SolianiPink Sugar by AquolinaPsychédélique by JovoyMdci Invasion BarbareErotic by Franck BocletMitsouko by GuerlainPoems One Through Twelve by Universal FloweringExperimentum Crucius by Etat Libre D'OrangeI am Trash by Etat Libre D'OrangeExit The King by Etat Libre D'OrangeThe Afternoon of a Faun by Etat Libre D'OrangeShe Was An Anomaly by Etat Libre D'OrangeFat Electrician by Etat Libre D'Orange500 Years by Etat Libre D'OrangeEau De Protection by Etat Libre D'Orange Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Music on, world off. Inspired by the block rocking beats they pumped all year, Maddie and Chloe met up to discuss their most played perfumes of 2024, just in time for Nose Candy Wrapped! Whether you want to smell like a hot milk injection, a perfect pussy petal, or Maddie in middle school, this is the definitive list of the fb frags your gals just couldn't put down.Fragrances Discussed:Guerlain InsolenceZoologist HummingbirdEtat Libre d'Orange RienGuerlain MitsoukoJoy by Jean PatouChanel No 5Hot Milk by Hilde SolianiBianco LatteLait ConcentreCK OneAndrea Maack CovenBlack Tie by CelineFracas by Robert PiguetDrakkar Noir by Guy LarocheComme Des Garcons by Comme Des GarconsAromatics Elixir by CliniqueComptoir Sud Pacifique Vanille BananeOlympic Orchids Mardi GrasBruno Acampora MuscAngel by MuglerChanel Le LionJungle Jezebel by Sarah Baker Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week your favorite supersprayers have their finger on a button even more destructive than the pulse of perfume popularity. That's right, Maddie and Chloe came to the table for a two-woman treaty on nuclear perfume performance and these hawks are ready to declare all out olfactory warfare! Before they detonate, they're targeting the tough tactical questions, namely: Which perfume is 80s-era Melanie Griffith wearing? Is Hilde Soliani a cheesemonger on weekends? When the hell will Vanna White finally retire??? Seek shelter and don't forget your prep kit; this is an atomic episode that guarantees Mutually Assured Destruction :)Fragrances Discussed:Les Notes Gourmandes Heliotrope by ReminiscenceBlanche Bête by Liquides ImaginaresOrgasmo by Hilde SolianiUne Tira D'Autra by Hilde SolianiSweet Parmesan Violet by Hilde SolianiSale e Pepe by Hilde SolianiMmm by Hilde SolianiDonna Sentenza by Hilde SolianiFraaagola Saalaaata by Hilde SolianiHot Milk by Hilde SolianiMango on the Rocks by Hilde SolianiDrink Menta by Hilde SolianiMary Jane by Born to Stand OutAttaquer le Soleil by Etat Libre D'OrangeDev 1- IV by Olympic OrchidsComme Des Garcons OriginalRien by Etat Libre D'OrangeSarah Baker LeopardSarah Baker Jungle JezebelPink Sugar by Aquolina Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Start preening your Pinterest and refining your registry fragheads, this week the ladies are joined by fan fave Nose Candy guest Steve Gontarski to talk all about wedding perfumes! You may know Steve from his genius Tik Toks, ubiquity on the Luckyscent instagram, and as the manager of Scent Bar LA, but did you know he's also mawwied? The LA perfume icon sat down with the gals to talk about the scent he wore on his wedding day and graciously allowed the ladies to design their own fantasy weddings, which meant white tuxedos, chocolate fountains, and a perfume that smells like a rabbit cage. All that PLUS Maddie preserves her stake in CDG and fearlessly defends Zoologist's iconography while Chloe makes an argument for layering three of the strongest perfumes on earth. Want even more Steve Gontarski? Follow him on Tik Tok @myscentcollection and Insta @stevengontarski.Fragrances Discussed:Don't Cry For Me AltaiaDiptyque OleneFils de Joie by Serge LutensPanettone by Milano FragranzeBaruti PerversoAkro SmokeTheodoros Kalotinis Coffee AddictFrancesca Bianchi Unspoken MuskSerge Lutens Five O'Clock Au GingembreSerge Lutens Ecrin de Fumee Serge Lutens Santal MajusculeCrabtree and Evelyn Room SprayErnesto Cire Trudon CandleOld Spice 4711 CologneComme Des Garçons CarnationComme Des Garçons HarissaComme Des Garçons RougeComme Des Garçons SequoiaComme Des Garçons PalisanderFemale Christ by 19-69Comme Des Garçons LilyGuerlain MuguetComme Des Garçons OriginalComme Des Garçons MarseilleSerge Lutens L'OrphelineGap DreamCK One by Calvin KleinHalston by HalstonRed Door by Elizabeth ArdenZoologist RabbitZoologist Harvest Mouse Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Dust off your top hat and pull out your white rabbit because this week your favorite mentalists are discussing perfect perfume illusions. Maddie and Chloe both brought along olfactory evidence of perfumers' sleight of hand, which means a warm hair scent, a Frou Frou frag and a reincarnated rose. Are you ready to suspend disbelief, embrace illusion, and experience the mind-bending mentalism of perfume magic? This is one fabulous feat of fragrance endurance you will not want to miss!Fragrances Discussed:Mango on the Rocks Hilde SolianiSnowy Owl by ZoologistDSH PerfumesPapier D'Armenie Rose CandleSanta Maria Novella Rose WaterEau de Protection by Etat Libre D'OrangePenhaligon's The Coveted DuchessRose Highland by Jorum StudioGorseland by Jorum StudioRose Oud by Eric ButerbaughRed Roses by Jo MaloneRosa Nigra by Filippo SorcinelliSlightly Bitch by Filippo SorcinelliNo Oud by BarutiAndrea Maack CraftRelique D'Amour by Oriza L. LegrandClue Warm BulbClue Morel MapClue With The CandlestickClue The PointD'Annam White Rice Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week your gals are going nuts for a petroleum perfume, bananas for a thai food frag, and losing their senses over the smell of Hot Dog on a Stick. That's right, Maddie and Chloe are sliding off their straight jackets to share the unhinged perfumes in their collections that are juuuust crazy enough to work. That means everything from sneaky balene, to Mother's Day milkshakes to Blue Velvet burglaries. All that PLUS Maddie overcomes her social media addiction, Chloe adds a stack of titles to her Cinema Salon, and the ladies cook up a Parent Trap-style caper to get Olivier Cresp and Ellen Covey mawwied. Tune in, spray on, and act out frag heads, this is a deeply demented episode you will not want to miss!Fragrances Discussed:Stora Skuggan ThumbsuckerAkro MaltComme des Garçons MarseilleUniversal Flowering Poems One Through TwelveUniversal Flowering Holy Hell Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Calling all corpses! It's almost fright night at Nose Candy HQ, and Maddie and Chloe are celebrating the only way they know how: by spraying the sepulchral scent of death. This week your favorite tricks are treating you with a Memento Mori special episode just in time for All Hallows Eve. That means the deathly scent of a funeral pyre, haunted potpourri in a wicker basket, devastating natural disasters, ghoulish grape markers and much more! Whether you're dead and decaying, living and giving, or a specter in search of your signature scent, this is one nightmare of an episode you will not want to miss!Fragrances Discussed:You Or Someone Like You by Etat Libre D'OrangeRelique d'Amour by Oriza L. LeGrandAvignon by Comme des GarçonsReliqvia by Filippo SorcinelliSlightly Bitch by Filippo SorcinelliIo Non Ho Mani Che Mi Accarezzino il Volto by Filippo SorcinelliBlack Afgano by NasomattoNeandertal by NeandertalFire Water by Jorum StudioBois d'Ascèse by Naomi GoodsirAkro SmokeBurning BarbershopOlympic Orchids KilaueaOlympic Orchids Night FlyerOlympic Orchids Tropic of CapricornOlympic Orchids Mardi GrasOlympic Orchids Olympic Rainforest Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Looking for a blueprint to become famous on TikTok? Don't turn that dial: this week the Nose Candy ladies are joined by Los Angeles' sexiest content creator slash reptile enthusiast Marc Sebastian! Marc sat down with Maddie and Chloe to discuss TikTok perfume trends, Oreo events, shoplifting from Abercrombie, vintage vinegar, and the social ramifications of chronic face blindness. Follow along as they sniff through a Titanic scent, a Play Dough perfume, and two unreleased Chanel frags (hello Nose Candy exclusive!). Would you like to smell like an estate sale? What about an opossum? A hairspray-covered grape lollipop? These three tackle the good, the bad, and the ugly trends plaguing their Discover tabs, while Marc offers a backstage pass into the Slurpee-scented life of a content creator. Want even from the devilishly handsome and hilarious Marc Sebastian? Follow him on Insta and TikTok at @marcsebastianf and tell him Nose Candy s(c)ent you!Fragrances Discussed:Abercrombie FierceLacoste RedCurve Men by Liz ClaiborneVersace Red JeansVersace Blue JeansBleu de ChanelReplica Beach WalkReplica Lazy Sunday MorningJungle Jezebel by Sarah BakerChanel #5Zoologist CivetZoologist Harvest MouseZoologist HummingbirdMa Bête by ErisZoologist T RexZoologist PenguinBlanche Bête Liquides ImaginairesReminiscence Les Notes GourmandsMilky Musk by Parle Moi de ParfumNuit de Cellophane by Serge Lutens??? by Chanel (unreleased)??? by Chanel (unreleased) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

What's my motivation? This week the Nose Candy gals are going Inside the Actor's Studio with the brilliant and hilarious comedian, actress, and podcaster Kate Berlant! Kate sat down with Maddie and Chloe for a table read about their favorite Method Acting perfumes, or the scents they spray to get into character. Listen in as these three go off book to discuss perfume for chronic migraines, curly hair scent sensitivity, fragrance gatekeeping, and perfume shopping at the furniture store. Would you like to smell like a brand new car? What about a jumbo tin of bag balm? A morning jog through the park with just a hint of pollution? It's time to hit your mark and find your light divas: this is one showstopping episode you will not want to miss!Want even more from genius Kate Berlant? Go follow her on insta @kateberlant, watch her specials Cinnamon in the Wind and Would it Kill You to Laugh with John Early, and listen to every single g-d damn episode of her podcast Poog with Jacqueline Novak!Fragrances Discussed:Glossier YouSticky Fingers by Francesca BianchiChanel Le LionBlack Anise by AbelAkro InkEncre NoirSaint Rita Parlor Parfum Rita's CarEris Green SpellComme Des Garcons Serpentine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week your gals are hushed, brushed. tapped, and tucked in for an Nose Candy ASMR episode about fragrances that WHISPER. That means Maddie and Chloe are finally piping down to share the scents in their collections that speak volumes... at the quietest volume possible. Follow along as they sniff a Molecule 01 for girls, a Frederic Fekkai frag, a desperation musk, and a Larry Gagosian perfume. All that PLUS answers to the week's toughest questions, including: is astrology a smartphone-based practice? What is the scent of a triple-text? Is Venice the New Orleans of Europe? Whether your frag speaks softly and carries a big stick, or you're dabbing daintily lest your pussy fully pop, these are the low-volume frags that will have you hitting alllll the high notes.Fragrances Discussed:Lamp Black by FzoticToasted Lilac soap by FzoticHot Milk by Hilde SolianiSécrétions Magnifiques by Etat Libre D'OrangeComme Des Garçons Original Harvest Mouse by ZoologistRelique D'Amour by Oriza L. LegrandMolecule 01 by Escentric Molecules Glossier YouBal D'Afrique by ByredoChanel Paris-Venise19-69 Perfume x Palm Angels Orange KushCeline Black TieAkro SmokePurple Suede by Goldfield and BanksGris Charnel by BDKSilky Woods by Goldfield and BanksD'Annam White RiceD'Annam Vietnamese Coffee Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week your gals are blessed, buzzed, and beaming brighter than the Northern Lights; artist and creative director of Andrea Maack Perfumes Andrea Maack is in the building! The chicest woman in Iceland sat down with Maddie and Chloe to talk about smells that project Wellness, which meant sampling a Four Seasons fragrance, a hand soap scent, eau de equinox, and a poppers perfume. Whether you're slugging colloidal silver, crazy for cryotherapy, addicted to acupuncture, or fit as a fiddle, this episode is just the alternative treatment the holistic healthcare practitioner ordered!Want even more from the impossibly creative and stylish Andrea Maack? Run to www.andreamaack.com and buy all of her perfumes (including Nose Candy-favorite Coven), and follow her on Instagram and TikTok @andreamaack.Fragrances Discussed:Coven by Andrea MaackJest by Andrea MaackBasillica by Milano FragranzeBell'Antonio by Hilde SolianiWave Child by Room 1015Comme Des Garçons RougeComme Des Garçons OriginalComme Des Garçons ZeroComme Des Garçons ConcreteComme Des Garçons GarageComme Des Garçons Man 2Comme Des Garçons 2Comme Des Garçons 3Comme des Garçons MarseilleAesop HwylCeramic by Andrea MaackZing by Andrea Maack Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Oh, you think you know freshies? Think again frag hag. This week the Nose Candy ladies are getting wet and wild for a clean-themed episode all about the scintillating scent of the shower. Looking to smell like a guido at 1 OAK? What about a piece of Milanese man meat? A department store diva or an old money motha? Whether you're doing it dirty and want to clean up or are freaky and fresh and want to feel filthy, this is one squeaky, sudsy, steamy episode you will not want to miss!Fragrances Discussed:L'eau d'Issey pour Homme by Issey Miyake Fragile Violet by EB FloralsCeleste by Giardini di ToscanaDior SauvageVersace ErosJean Paul Gaultier Le MaleComme des Garçons MarseilleLes Belles Fragrances Eau de CologneTonka Cola by ManceraDiurno by Milano FragranzeBasilica by Milano Fragranze Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week Maddie and Chloe find themselves on two different coasts, but that won't stop these bloodhounds from putting their noses where they don't belong. Follow along as our two little improvisers say "yes, and" and apply the Nose Candy perfume rating system to a suite of completely random household objects! Whether you like huffing paint, smelling pens or sniffing glue, this noxious little ep will leave you short of breath and high on life! (Reminder: Maddie and Chloe are NOT role models. Please do not try this at home)Fragrances(?) Discussed:????????Serge Lutens Nuit de Cellophane Comme Des Garçons 2011 EDP???????? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

BIG NEWS! Your favorite lil stinkers launched a Patreon!This is a short preview of a bonus episode that's available in full on Patreon. Subscribers will get main eps a day early, weekly bonus content, and more!!!! www.patreon.com/nosecandy !!!***Okay you little spendthrifts: think you can sniff out a drugstore cheapie from a top shelf nichie? For this bonus episode Chloe puts Maddie to the test, asking her to guess the price range for a selection of secret frags. Listen in as they discuss the value of a bitchy little violet, a Garnier standby, and a floral frag that smells like nothing. Whether you're a penny-pincher or a frivolous franny this is one budget bonus ep you will not want to miss! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Put your deuces up and get ready to spice up your life because this week your favorite gender separatists are subverting the dominant paradigm to talk about must-have girl power scents. Listen in as Maddie and Chloe tie on their pink pussy hats to sniff a hyper-femme floriental, a lesbian-coded powder puss frag, and a perfume that smells like a porno. These two are closing their legs (finally) and widening the gender gap just in time for a no-boys-allowed episode you will not want to miss! Fragrances Discussed:Drakkar Noir by Guy LarocheDelina by Parfums de MarleyComme Des Garçons OriginalAttaquer le Soleil by Etat Libre D'Orange M/Mink by ByredoSticky Fingers by Francesca BianchiAkro InkCoven by Andrea MaackGothic I Loree RodkinTempo by DiptyqueAngel by MuglerMa Bête by ErisRien by Etat Libre D'OrangeDelta of venus by ErisJoy by Jean Patou Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week the Nose Candy gals are joined by White Smellephant collaborator and bestie Abdi Taslimi to talk about the smell of sweat, the perfume of pussy juice, the bouquet of blood, and the stink of shit. The genius artist working in perfume sat down with Maddie and Chloe to Let The Bodies Hit The Floor, sharing their favorite scents that recall the beautiful rainbow of human secretions. Whether you're looking to smell like a barnyard, a bellybutton, baby batter, bile, or simply a butthole, this is one damp, humid, dripping, viscous episode you will not want to miss!Want even more of the stylish, smart, and sexy Abdi Taslimi? Run and follow him on insta at @marzipanworld. Abdi is also on the hunt for Akigalawood, a synthetic molecule fractionated from patchouli oil. Know how he could get some? Shoot him a DM!Fragrances Discussed:Drakkar Noir by Guy LarocheLe Labo Rose 31Mardi Gras by Olympic OrchidsWavechild by Room 1015Celeste by Giardini di Toscana 4711 Eau de CologneEau d'HermesDiorama by DiorDiorella by DiorDiorissimo by DiorRochas FemmeFrederic Malle le Parfum de ThereseTerre d'HermesAromatics Elixir by CliniqueL'Autre by DiptyqueTom Ford Oud WoodCherry Punk by Room 1015La Tsarine by Senyoko Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Do you smell like an asset or a liability? This week Maddie and Chloe are diversifying their portfolios, consolidating their debts, and leveraging their Guru with Broke Bitch Juice just in time for a very special solo ep about the scent of money. Follow these two from the dregs of Duane Reade, to the annals of Amazon, to the shiny floor of the department store for insider tips on how to best allocate your fragrance funds. Whether you're ready to blow the wad on the smell of laundry with skid marks, or looking to save your shekels for a perfume named after nothing, this is a blue chip episode with a very high rate of annual return.Fragrances discussed:Accident à la Vanille- Crème de la Berry by JoussetAngel by MuglerGap DreamVictoria Secret Love SpellCeline Black TieLa Danza delle Libellule by Nobile 1942Delina by Parfums de MarlyNarcotic v by NasomattoHalstonChoco Musk by Al-RehabRien by Etat Libre D'OrangeSticky Fingers by Francesca BianchiMardi Gras by Olympic OrchidsTropic of Capricorn by Olympic OrchidsJungle Jezebel by Sarah Baker Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Grab your beaker and tare your scale because the Nose Candy ladies are back in the lab to talk about the science of scent. This week Maddie and Chloe are joined by genius artist and aroma chemist Sean Raspet to discuss the process of creating a scent on the molecular level, and to sniff through some of Sean's unreleased fragrance molecules. That means they're talking about everything from the scent of seafaring melon, to floral formaldehyde, to eau de air conditioning. Whether you want to smell like ethical manufacturing practices, a "mystery" Starburst flavor or the scent of betrayal, this is one atomic episode you will not want to miss! Want even more Sean Raspet? Visit patina.earth to learn more about his work in new fragrance molecule design, follow him at @patina.earth and @seanraspet and email him at sean@patina.earth!Fragrances discussed:Ganymede by by Marc-Antoine BarroisChanel #5Aromatics Elixir by CliniqueAngel by MuglerLoverdose by DieselPhilosykos by DiptyqueSantal 33 by Le LaboCarnal Flower by Frederic MalleRose Tonnerre by Frederic Malle Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Ever wonder the perfumes beautiful brunette women wear when they want to freak it? This week the Nose Candy gals are dressed to the nines and sharing the Freakum Frags they pull out when they want to show out. Whether you're back on the dating circuit, baring it all on stage, or just want to feel you puss deep down in your soul, your girls are sharing the scents they wear when the clock strikes freak o'clock. Follow along as Maddie buys a fvck-me frock in Freakonos and gets Naked and Afraid in Griffith Park while Chloe preps for her show at Zebulon (August 14th!) and serves cvnt in a purple pussy perfume. Get ready to dress up, bless up, and remember: When in doubt Freakum out!Fragrances discussed:Rien by Etat Libre d'OrangeComme des Garçons by Comme des GarçonsCeline Black TieMancera Tonka ColaAngel Nova by MuglerGorseland by Jorum StudioAkro SmokeFraaagola Saalaaata by Hilde SolianiJungle Jezebel by Sarah BakerTropic of Capricorn by Olympic OrchidsNOP Perfume by UFO Parfums x Dirt x Are.naAttaquer le Soliel by Etat Libre d'OrangeEncre Noire by LaliqueEcrin de Fumee by Serge LutensTom Ford Tobacco VanilleCeline Bois DormantChance by ChanelMademoiselle by ChanelGabrielle by ChanelVioletta di Bosco by Profumi di FirenzePink Bedroom Oil by Marissa ZappasCeleste by Giardini di ToscanaGuerlain Insolence Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

While the rest of you have been celebrating brat summer, Team Nose Candy has taken BRAT diet summer international. That means bananas, rice, applesauce, and toast for your gals, who are not only snatched to the gods but suffering from extreme digestive distress! When better than dealing with diverticulitis to discuss the palliative perfumes that soothe the soul (and the GI tract)? Are you on the hunt for a changing table frag? What about a key lime pie scent? Care for a synagogue cookie? Whether you've been gorging on gluten, have invited coronavirus back into your life, or are coming down from a Txakolina-fueled bender, this antibiotic episode is a warm dose of Mylanta for the SIBO soul!Fragrances discussed:Comme des Garçons MarseilleNOP Perfume by UFO Parfums x Dirt x Are.naFracas by PiguetCeline Black TieTotally White by Parle-Moi de ParfumJ'Adore DiorSerge Lutens Nuit de CellophaneSerge Lutens Ecrin de FuméeSerge Lutens Jeux de PeauSerge Lutens l'OrphelineSerge Lutens Chergui Serge Lutens Ambre SultanComme Des Garçons by Comme Des GarçonsAttaquer le Soleil by Etat Libre D'OrangeAkro InkOui Plus by KyseTheodoros Kalotinis Lemon TartTheodoros Kalotinis Coffee AddictMichael Jordan LegendTheodoros Kalotinis Cherry Powder Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Slip into your bunad and prepare to bask in the midnight sun because this week the Nose Candy gals are talking to artist, writer, musician, and iconically Nordic nose Jenny Hval! Listen in as these three discuss the scents of Scandinavia, from cardamom buns to fig fibs to a brand new Swedish fashion frag. Want a perfume that smells like fresh dry cleaning? What about a spritz of cheesy popcorn? Scented rice sound nice? Seize the day, overspray, and anchors away because not even a fjord could separate these three from their frags.Want even more of the genius and endlessly creative Jenny Hval? Run and buy all her albums (the Nose Candy gals are superfans) as well as her books "Paradise Rot: A Novel," "Girls Against God," and "Inn i ansiktet" (for our Norweigan divas), go experience her sound installation "Join the Sound" with Lost Girls at the Munch Museum in Oslo through August 25th, and follow her on instagram at @jennyhval.Fragrances discussed:Baccarat Rouge 540Acne Studios par Frederic MalleGhost in the Shell Etat Libre D'OrangeDelina by Parfums de MarleyHummingbird by ZoologistKerosene FollowedKerosene Black VinesChanel #5 Eau de CologneLoverdose by DieselAngel by MuglerGlossier YouHulda by KalitZoologist CowMadagascan Jasmine by GrandifloraAndrea Maack CovenAndrea Maack JestSerge Lutens Chypre RougeOld SpiceHexensalbe by Stora SkugganThumbsucker by Stora SkugganEau de Protection by Etat Libre D'OrangePortrait of a Lady by Frederic MalleKyoto by Comme des GarçonsAvignon by Comme des GarçonsJaisalmer by Comme des GarçonsOuarzazate by Comme des GarçonsZagorsk by Comme des Garçons Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Queue up Aerosmith, slather on some calamine lotion and charge your quartz crystals because it's Pink Friday at Nose Candy HQ. This week Maddie and Chloe are joined by perfumer Marissa Zappas to discuss the character of coral, the funk of fuschia, and the brilliance of blush to finally get to the bottom of what makes a perfume smell pink. Follow along as they sniff through Myspace scents, gas station frags and paint thinner perfumes to pinpoint the pink prototype. Whether you want to smell like bubblegum, Leighton Mesiter, Mattel, or the Scottish Highlands, this is one plastic and fantastic episode you will not want to miss!Want even more from Perfumer Marissa Zappas? Go run to marissazappas.com to check out her gorgeous rebrand and purchase her frags, follow her on insta @marissazappas, go to her July 13 meet and greet at Stéle in NYC, and watch her interview with bestie of the pod Steve Gontarski on Luckyscent's Instagram!Fragrances discussed:Annabel's Birthday Cake by Marissa ZappasPink bedroom Oil by Marissa ZappasLilac Dream by Marissa ZappasTragedy Oil by Marissa ZappasMugler AlienVioletta di Bosco by Profumi di FirenzeShocking de SchiaparelliSleepingde SchiaparelliGumamina OdetteVaniglia del Madagascar by Profumi di FirenzeAngel by MuglerShalimar by GuerlainJuice Bar Cotton Candy Body SprayPink Sugar by Aquolina Yves Saint Laurent Baby DollKerosene Black VinesCalvin Klein Escape Holy Hell by Universal Flowering L'Attesa by Masque MilanoByredo PulpFraaagola Saalaaata by Hilde SolianiHot Milk by Hilde Solianil'Heure Verte By KilianPony Boy by Jorum Studio Healing Berry by Jorum StudioGorseland by Jorum Studio Kenzo Jungle Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Calling all fragheads!! Please join the Nose Candy gals this Saturday July 6th at 5:30 pm at Murmurs gallery for our first ever public perfume exchange!Tickets: https://withfriends.co/event/20297932/nose_candy_scent_swapWhere: Murmurs 1411 Newton St. Los AngelesWhen: July 6, 2024 from 5:30-8:30 pm. The swap and raffle begins promptly at 7pm.Have you ever been gifted a perfume that just didn't suit you? Or blind bought a fragrance that left you with fragrets? The Nose Candy Scent Swap is your chance to finally turn that trash into Trésor!Join us with a bottle of perfume you're over, at least ½ full, to trade for one you can't live without. Guests are invited to sniff and sample between refreshments, with a Scent Swap at 7pm that will take the form of a “White Smellephant” designed by the Nose Candy gals in collaboration with perfumer (and bestie) Abdi Taslimi.Entry requirement: One bottle of perfume at least 1/2 fullEach ticket automatically enters you in a raffle to win surprise items! Online tickets limited & non-refundable.Partners/ Raffle Prizes:LuckyscentThe Institute for Art and OlfactionUFO ParfumsHollywood GiftsEyefi StudiosMore!Drinks:Gay Wine by PermissionTreats:Mateo's Ice Cream and Fruit BarsMusic:Mekahl Sadiq (DJ Max Cool)Smell ya laterrrrrrrrrr Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Ever wonder how the hell a perfume is conceived of, composed, and created? This week the Nose Candy gals are offering a peek behind the scented curtain courtesy of DJ, writer, and genius perfumer Maxwell Williams! The creator of UFO Parfums joins the Nose Candy gals to chat about everything from Santorum scents to bug juice perfume to stage crew frags to fork and knife gourmands. These three marketing matchmakers are putting their heads together to answer the tough questions, namely: was Louis XIV the original gender warrior? How painful is butthole electrolysis? Are rim jobs gender agnostic? Is The Rectum a Grave? Whether you're a straight guy that douches or a gay guy that doesn't, this episode is one hot milk injection you will not want to miss!Want even more from LA niche perfume OG Maxwell Williams? Follow @ufoparfums on IG, twitter and tiktok, catch their scent installation at FWB Festival in August, go run and see their two-person exhibition with Sean Raspet at Olfactory Art Keller in NYC in November, and keep your eyes peeled for two new UFO Parfums frags coming out in Fall. We smelled them (jealous?) and they go CRAZY.Fragrances Discussed: Tiermarq x UFO Parfums 'Love Potion No. 3'Byredo PulpEau d'HermesTyrannosaurus Rex by ZoologistOrange Kush by 19-69 x Palm AngelsFemale Christ by 19-69Jungle Jezebel by Sarah BakerTropic of Capricorn by Olympic OrchidsNOP Perfume by UFO Parfums x Dirt x Are.naEtat Libre D'Orange RienHot Milk by Hilde SolianiFraaagola Saalaaata by Hilde Soliani Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week ladies are spray-tanned, guru-canned and taking the stand (with perfume on hand) to select the Scent of the Summer. The gals showed up to Nose Candy HQ in matching gay guy uniforms with only one thing on the brain: beach season! That means nonbinary frags, a Blue Crush perfume, and a sunscreen standby with notes of, you guessed it, bug spray. Grab your towel and slip into your slides because this is one wet and wild ep that you won't want to miss!Fragrances Discussed:Tropical Punch by EscadaSolinotes GrenadeSecretions Magnifiques by Etat Libre D'OrangeCalvin Klein EscapeTheodoros Kalotinis lemon tartCK OneMichael Jordan LegendWave Child by Room 1015Kenzo JungleAromatics Elixir by CliniqueOui Plus by KyseInvasion Barbare by MDCIVacation PerfumeVanille Banane by Comptoir Sud PacifiqueVanille Extreme by Comptoir Sud PacifiqueVanille Coco by Comptoir Sud Pacifique Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week the Nose Candy ladies have been practicing gratitude and baditude just in time for a perfume manifestation solo episode. Listen in as Maddie and Chloe tune into the harmony of the universe to discuss the scents they spray when they're calling in the law of attraction. From sex magick to welfare checks to poop perfume to an entire global panini, these two magnetic main characters are casting their lists and raising their frequency for an frag-filled episode that's high vibe and highly inappropriate.Fragrances Discussed:Jungle Jezebel by Sarah Baker @houseofsarahbakerTropic of Capricorn by Olympic Orchids @olympic_orchids_perfumeEncelade by Marc-Antoine Barrois @marcantoinebarroisB683 by Marc-Antoine BarroisDior Sauvage @diorGateau Blackout by DS and Durga @dsanddurgaPeanut by DS and DurgaIssey Miyake pour homme @isseymiyakeparfumsMarc Jacobs Man @marcjacobsfragrancesThé Noir by le Labo @lelabofragrances Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week the girls are gestating, celebrating, and puke-baiting with a very special episode about the perfumes they're selecting when they're Expecting. Who better to discuss the scent of pregnancy than writer, trend forecaster, and glamorously pregnant diva Emily Segal! The Nose Candy gals sat down with the author of Mercury Retrograde (Deluge, 2020) to talk about digital coffee, Baggu barf and the correct pronunciation of the word "midwifery." From Bisquick and orange juice, to expired Flintstones vitamins, to Robitussin scents and parmesan perfumes these three are celebrating the gift of life with the gift of gab for an engorged and gorgeous episode you will not want to miss! Want more Emily Segal? Follow her insta @nemesis_emily, twitter @khole_emily, and subtack Nemesis Memos. Go read Mercury Retrograde and stay tuned for Emily's upcoming novel Burn Alpha. While you're waiting, run to Deluge Books and buy every single title on offer! Fragrances Discussed:d'Annam Vietnamese coffee SM Café by Strangers Parfumerie Bath and Body Works Pink Lavender and Espresso candle Coffee Addict by Theodoros KalotinisLemon Tart by Theodoros KalotinisDiptyque PhilosykosBake by Akro Comme Des Garçons Incense Kyoto Berlin im Winter by Baruti Lust in Paradise Ex NihiloGanymede by Marc-Antoine BarroisCaramel Oud by Theodoros KalotinisBorn to Stand Out Indecent Cherry Lost Cherry by Tom ford Comme des Garçons Monocle 02 Laurel Comme des Garçons Monocle One HinokiComme des Garçons Monocle 03 Sugi Zoologist Rabbit Montale Chocolate Greedy Montale Arabian Tonka Mitsouko by GuerlainHilde Soliani Crema di Latte Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Pop a microdose, pull a tarot card and crack a Kin because this week the Nose Candy gals are joined by artist and Center of Art and Olfaction founder Saskia Wilson-Brown to talk about the smell of their all-time favorite city: Los Angeles. Join these three ladies for a slow ride down LA's surface streets where they explore moldy swimsuit musk, eau de art deco, and botox base notes. Want to smell like the Pirates of the Caribbean ride at Disneyland? What about the Hollywood Farmers Market? Gloria Swanson's snail trail? These three are saying it, spraying it, and LA-ing it for a star-studded episode you will not want to miss!Want more from LA perfume icon Saskia Wilson-Brown? Visit her website saskiawilsonbrown.com and run to artandolfaction.com to learn more about the Institute for Art and Olfaction and sign up for a perfume class on zoom or IRL. Follow the IAO on Instagram at @artandolfaction.Fragrances Discussed:Steamed Rainbow by DS and DurgaRelique d'Amour by Oriza LegrandJasmin Antique by Rogue PerfumeryBruno Acampora MuscMarissa Zappas Tragedy OilFracas by Robert PiguetBandit by Robert PiguetDuro by NasomattoFantomas by NasomattoFundamental by Rubini Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Rosin your bows and tune your harps because this week the Nose Candy ladies are talking about perfumes that smell how music sounds. Your favorite synesthetes took a short break from party rocking to discuss barefoot 70s surfer frags, Southern Comfort scents and barnyard banjo perfumes. What to smell like one of Aesop's fables? What about a freak folk guitar solo? LSD perfume anyone? All that PLUS the ladies host another white smellephant, Maddie makes an epic NIN mix and Chloe's life is changed by Joanna Newsom live in concert (twice!).Fragrances discussed:Lira by Xerjoff-Casamorati Paloma Picasso by Paloma PicassoEau de Protection by Etat Libre D'OrangeVersace Red Jeans Child Perfume by Susan D. OwensMarc Jacobs Women Fracas by Robert PiguetCorpus Equus by Naomi GoodsirDo Son by Diptyque Ambilux by MarlouCorpalium by MarlouPoudrextase by MarlouCarnicure by MarlouBaque by SlumberhouseKiste by Slumberhouse Black Afgano by NasomattoFantomas by NasomattoXinu Ummo Xinu OronardoJasmine Antique by Rogue PerfumesMadagascan Jasmine by Grandiflora Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Pull out your thesaurus and moisten your quill because this week Maddie and Chloe are joined by former New York Times perfume critic Chandler Burr to discuss the language of scent. The author sat down with the Nose Candy gals to talk about (how to talk about) everything from synthetic molecules to Joan Didion to Abstract Expressionism to Yankee Candles. Looking for a perfume that smells like a David Hockney painting? What about a Laura Ashley duvet cover? Razorblade rose petals? Grab your scented notebooks fragheads because this is a lesson in perfume rhetoric with one of the best to ever do it!Want more from the writer of the New Yorker's definitive piece on scent Chandler Burr? Go run and buy "The Perfect Scent," "The Emperor of Scent" (about Luca Turin), and his novel "You or Someone Like You." Also! Get thee to Youtube to watch the 2011 BBC documentary "Perfume" which offers a window into Chandler's former life as a perfume critic in New York and constitutes one of Maddie's all time favorite films.Fragrances discussed:Chanel #5Vietnamese Coffee by d'AnnamMiss Dior by Christian DiorDiorama by Christian DiorDiorella by by Christian DiorKenzo JungleAlien by MuglerFlower Bomb by Viktor & RolfCalvin Klein EuphoriaDior Pure PoisonCK OneD&G Light BlueKitten Fur by DemeterJovoy PsychedeliqueKenzo FlowerPortrait of a Lady by Frederic MalleGucci RushEau de Protection by Etat Libre d'OrangeYou or Someone Like you Etat Libre d'Orange Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week the Nose Candy gals are giving you a sniff behind the scented curtain to see what happens when three divas stop being polite and start getting real. This is the Nose Candy E! True Hollywood Story and who better to join Maddie and Chloe for this heart wrenching docu-drama than podcaster, writer, cultural historian and all around glamour puss Tierney Finster?! The three ladies sat down to discuss the perfumes that scented the motion picture soundtracks of their lives which means bisexual smells, hoochie perfumes, and performance artist frags. Want to smell like Samantha's beach house in the Sex and the City movie? What about Jennifer Aniston's shabby chic slipcover? Is your sig scent more haunted doll house or Bruce Webber centerfold? Whether you're ordering Pink Dot on your parent's credit card, playing doctor at all girls summer camp, or huffing vanilla bug spray, remember: there are true sides to every story.Want even more of the gorgeous and talented Tierney Finster? Follow her on IG at @tstar7, and subscribe to her substack and podcast, both conveniently named Tierney Talks. Did Tierney's description of niche perfume brand Velvet Vortex pique your interest? Use discount code Tierney20 for 20 percent off at http://velvetvortexperfume.com!Fragrances Discussed:Fracas by Robert PiguetByredo BlancheByredo Mojave GhostLe Labo Santal 33Byredo Gypsy WaterCK One by Calvin KleinPaco Rabanne Lady MillionAlien by MuglerBlack Orchid by Tom FordMarc Jacobs for WomenMichael Kors Michael for WomenBetsey Johnson by Betsey JohnsonLush Lord of MisruleVelvet Vortex Perfume Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Calling all Jersey Girls! This week the Nose Candy ladies are joined by actor, writer, filmmaker and New Jersey expert, River Gallo! Listen in as these three discuss the scents of the Garden State, from the smell of rose gold, to chlorine skin, to the hooters breakroom and the Marshalls checkout line. Want to smell like an engaged nurse practitioner? What about a blend of Alizé and St Ives apricot scrub? A Manhattan publisher who moves to Montclair? Stay tuned goomahs, this is one ep you will not want to fuggetabout!Want even more from the gifted and glamorous River Gallo? Follow on ig @rivergallo and stay tuned for the release of PONYBOI, coming soon!Fragrances Discussed:Calvin Klein EternityBurberry BritVersace Blue JeansVersace Red JeansDiesel GreenDiesel LoverdoseMugler AngelYSL Black OpiumYSL OpiumBal d'Afrique by ByredoJ'Adore DiorVictoria Secret Love SpellPoême by Lancôme Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Turn on your lava lamp and queue up Ben Harper because this week the ladies are celebrating the High Holidays. That's right, it's a 420-themed episode coming at you a week late and a dime bag short. Light up with your gals as they discuss their favorite cannabis scents, from the smell of yesterday's outfit to a patchouli contact high to a schwag frag and a pimento perfume. Chloe shares how she got scared straight, Maddie packs a bowl and an attaché case for a meth lab business trip, and both divas walk away smelling like desperation weed and bong water. Spark your interest? This is one high potency ep you will not want to miss!Fragrances Discussed:Moves by AdidasBoy Smells Italian Kush candleBoy Smells Cashmere KushCologne No. 2 by AlguienBasilico & Fellini by Vilhelm ParfumerieYou or Someone Like You by Etat Libre D'OrangeMixed Emotion ByredoParadisi by Jorum StudioChevalier Vert by Olympic OrchidsAnother 13 by Le LaboPeau by ArquisteAbd El Kader candle by TrudonMary Jane by Born to Stand OutRelique d'AmourNaomi Goodsir bois d'AsceseIndecent Cherry by Born to Stand OutOui Plus by Kysesecretions magnifiquesAjwad by LattafaA.N. Other OR/ 2018Noto perfume oil Sweet Leaf Room 1015 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Get your tissues ready frag heads because this week the ladies are joined by actress, writer, and melodramatic perfume muse Ruby McCollister! Ruby sat down with Chloe and Maddie to talk about the most tragic frags in their collections, from a haunted matinee scent, to the smell of 911, to a ballerina panty perfume and a Great Depression standby. Already crying Fracas-scented tears? Dry your eyes and prime your nose because this is an ep you will not want to miss!Want to get more of Ruby McCollister? Follow her on insta @ruby.mccollister, get a bottle of Tragedy perfume oil (made by Marissa Zappas!) and keep your eyes peeled for the return of her one woman show Hollywood Soldier in NYC!Fragrances Discussed:Tragedy Oil by Marissa ZappasFracas Eau de Parfum by Robert PiguetBandit Eau de Parfum by Robert PiguetFéminité du Bois by Serge LutensIris Silver Mist by Serge LutensFille en Aiguilles by Serge LutensMusc by Bruno AcamporaAnnabel's Birthday Cake by Marissa ZappasOld SpiceCarnal Flower by Frederic MallePortrait of a Lady by Frederic MalleMaggie the Cat is Alive, I'm Alive by Marissa ZappasQuelque Fleurs by Houbigant ParfumChild PerfumeRogue Perfumery Jasmin AntiqueRogue Perfumery Targhee ForestRogue Perfumery DervicheRogue Perfumery Derviche IIRien by Etat Libre D'OrangeComme des Garçons x Monocle Sugi L'Attesa by Masque MilanoLegend by Michael Jordan Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week the gals are joined by none other than hilarious comedian, perfume insider, and star of the upcoming film, Stress Positions, John Early! These three nervous nellies sat down to talk about STRESS scents and sniffed out everything from Post-it glue, Nescafé breath, burning tires, and pick-me perfume. Searching for a Pina Bausch frag, a Pussy Posse scent, or Pat the Bunny dupe? I cannot stress this enough: go listen to the ep!Want even more of the inimitable John Early? Follow him on insta and twitter at @bejohnce, watch his hilario HBO special Now More Than Ever, and go see Stress Positions in NYC April 19th and April 26th everywhere!Fragrances Discussed:Comme des Garçons eau de parfum by Comme des GarçonsAttaquer le Soleil by Etat Libre D'OrangeFat Electrician by Etat Libre D'OrangeSecretions Magnifiques by Etat Libre D'OrangeRien by Etat Libre D'Orange Santal 33 by Le LaboCigarettes After Love by *************Axe body spray Gris Charnel by BDKPurple Suede by Goldfield and BanksJasmin & Cigarette by Etat Libre D'OrangeVanille Banane by Comptoir Sud PacifiqueNicolai Patchouli Intense Bourbon French Patchouli Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Put your lighters up, because this week your resident pyros are joined by gifted writer, hilario podcaster and loud and proud frag head Carey O'Donnell! Listen in as Carey and the gals inhale the good shit and exhale the bullshit while they gab about their favorite smoke scents, tobacco frags, and cig-coded perfumes. From the hunt for cold fire, to the smell of a class warrior, to the royal family's bid for a graphic design intern, these three are following their noses to bring you the REAL smoking gun. Searching for a Pete Buttigieg perfume? The Smell of the Catholic Television Network? Truth in a Post-Truth world? Don't turn that dial frag heads because where there's smoke there is most certainly fire.Can't get enough Carey O'Donnell? Follow him on twitter and insta at @ecareyo, listen to him on Sexy Unique Podcast, read his Substack Gay Doctor, join the SUP Patreon and buy tickets to his tour SUP Live!Frags discussed:Akro AwakePolo by Ralph LaurenPink Sugar by AquolinaAromatics Elixir by CliniqueJizzlognePaloma Picasso by Paloma PicassoRelique d'Amour by Oriza LeGrandReine de Nuit ByredoSuper Cedar ByredoBal d'Afrique ByredoGlossier YouMolecule 01 by Escentric MoleculesAkro SmokeTauer Lonestar MemoriesMississippi Medicine by DS & DurgaL'air des Alpes by TauerL'air du Désert MarocainIncense Rosé by TauerOrange Star by Tauer Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Our little homesickies are back from their business travel and only want one thing: Mommy! Somebody call Ancestry.com because these two genealogists have been sniffing around the family tree and they want answers, namely: What exactly makes a perfume smell like mommy's milkers? Can you replicate the scent of grandma's soap dish? Is a Millennial MILF a Tommy Girl all grown up? All that plus the best brunch city in North America, dreidel perfume, good soap gone bad, and the most boring film ever made. Get ready to suckle this week frag heads because these two fertile myrtles have tea to spill and milk to spare.Fragrances Discussed:Akro NightMelodie d'Amour by DusitaIssey Miyake l'eau d'Issey for womenIssey Miyake l'eau d'Issey for menGourmand Bakhoor Al Oud by JoussetDaisy by Marc JacobsAqua Allegoria by GuerlainWhite Diamonds by Elizabeth YaylorLancôme TresorLancôme Magie Noire Lancôme La Vie Est belleJ'Adore DiorAromatics Elixir by CliniqueMarc Jacobs Perfume by Marc JacobsTommy Girl by Tommy HilfigerTocca Florence Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Did the Patchoul-isode leave you wanting more? You're in luck! A sexy, earthy, woody, musky bonus ep is here to help you get your next fix of funk. Listen as the gals smell through an iced tea flavored patchouli, a drakkar-coded patch, a date night-chouli and a wet paint holy grail. Some may call it hyperfixation, but for these two hippies it's just another day in soil-scented paradise.Fragrances Discussed:Patchouli Mania by Essential ParfumsCachouli by Strangers PerfumeDiptyque TempoDead Air by Oddity FragrancePatchouli Santa Maria Novella Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.