The Incredible Negative Man! with Phoenix West

Phoenix is back on Way Off Topic Radio after a year and Frank couldn't be more pleased. Until Jansen shows up to ruin the whole show. Wait, how do you ruin this show?LIWstudiosYoutube for LIWstudiosCheck out our friends Raiders Of The Lost Flicks and here.

Mommy and daddy got into a fight and this is what was left. We mostly discuss balls, sharks and surgeries. Enjoy the remnants from this recording session.LIWstudiosYoutube for LIWstudiosCheck out our friends Raiders Of The Lost Flicks and here.

The first Youtube live episode of Way Off Topic Radio was a strange endeavor that stuck true to the WOTR name. I don't even know what we talked about anymore. 3 feral cats in a bag talking over each other for the win. LIWstudios Youtube for LIWstudios Check out our friends Raiders Of The Lost Flicks and here.

Part 2 of 2 of a strange coversation with Frank Linkz and one Mr. Hyper B. Nutz. We talk about concerts, Pink Floyd, Frank's arrest, drugs and Phoenix's legal troubles with SMS! P.S. - Fuck Skype. www.LIWstudios.com youtube.com/Loiteringinwonderland loiteringinwonderland@gmail.com patreon.com/loiteringinwonderlandstudios We'd like to thank our Patreon hero: The Indy Sportscar Podcast

Part 1 of 2 of a strange coversation with Frank Linkz and one Mr. Hyper B. Nutz. We talk about concerts, Pink Floyd, Frank's arrest, drugs and Phoenix's legal troubles with SMS! P.S. - Fuck Skype. www.LIWstudios.com youtube.com/Loiteringinwonderland loiteringinwonderland@gmail.com patreon.com/loiteringinwonderlandstudios We'd like to thank our Patreon hero: The Indy Sportscar Podcast

Yet another crossover with Way Off Topic Radio. This time Frank and I play music and discuss it. It's mostly Local H, Smashing Pumpkins, Marilyn Manson and Filter. www.LIWstudios.com youtube.com/LoiteringInWonderland Loiteringinwonderland@gmail.com Patreon.com/LoiteringInWonderland

Part 2 of 2. Phoenix yet again goes on Way Off Topic Radio for a 3 GODDAMN HOUR LONG PODCAST ABOUT EVERYTHING. Shit gets serious and nothing gets accomplished like any good podcast goes. You've got Frank Linkz, Dan LeFebvre and Phoenix discussing troll culture. Phoenix and Dan attempt to switch the topic to movies but Frank won't let them. www.LIWstudios.com Patreon.com/LoiteringInWonderlandStudios

Part 1 of 2. Phoenix yet again goes on Way Off Topic Radio for a 3 GODDAMN HOUR LONG PODCAST ABOUT EVERYTHING. Shit gets serious and nothing gets accomplished like any good podcast goes. You've got Frank Linkz, Dan LeFebvre and Phoenix discussing troll culture. Phoenix and Dan attempt to switch the topic to movies but Frank won't let them. www.LIWstudios.com Patreon.com/LoiteringInWonderlandStudioswww.LIWstudios.com Patreon.com/LoiteringInWonderlandStudios

Frank Linkz hosts Way Off Topic Radio and invited Phoenix on apparently to listen to rap videos. Listen as two white men discuss what it's like being black. Wait, do they discuss that? Something like that happened. www.LIWstudios.com youtube.com/LoiteringinWonderland Patreon.com/LoiteringInWonderlandStudios We'd like to thank our Patreon hero: The Indy Sportscar Podcast.

This is going out on all of our feeds from Loitering In Wonderland Studios. It's just letting you guys know what's happening with us right now and why podcasts have been delayed. If you guys are curious you can find our other shows at the following places. www.LIWstudios.com youtube.com/LoiteringInWonderland loiteringinwonderland@gmail.com

Another TINM! and WOTR mix-up episode. This time Phoenix and Frank talk mostly about flat earth society and how bullshit that whole thing is. They also talk about the NFL playoffs and that somehow goes back into flat earth talk. Seriously, fuck those guys. www.LIWstudios.com

Phoenix just started recording while Frank was trying to configure his microphone so this is just a fuck-around episode. They talk about Noel and Liam Gallager from Oasis and how Liam is a piece of shit, The Walking Dead show and how terrible it can be, how the new iOS update on Phoenix's phone makes his phone just randomly start playing podcasts, Frank gives the most confusing iphone tech advice, how much it would suck to get a circumcision as an adult, Phoenix taking mis-leading courses in community college, Frank plays his first minute of podcasting ever compared to a recent one, they both break down what exactly happened during the LIW The Twilight Zone Review recording of Shadow Play, how Frank can't say the word Atlanta but instead replaces it with America and lastly how Frank was attacked by red ants and it caused him to become a naked lunatic. www.LIWstudios.com

Frank asked me to be on Way Off Topic Radio at midnight and we recorded until 3 am so my usual anger and energy wasn't there until the second half of the show. I'm pretty sure Frank was on bath salts and a gerbil named Coffee fell out of his ass which was distracting. Frank tells crazy stories about insane people he grew up with. I tell the story of sneaking away to NYC in high school which resulted in one angry New Yorker's Mercedes being covered in a bag of vomit. It was a long show filled with strange stories and lots of gross conversations. www.LIWstudios.com To hear Frank's Indy Car podcast, click here: http://reddragonsradio.weebly.com/the-indy-sportscar-podcast.html

Phoenix is writing a book, 100 More Things That Will Burn In Hell which is the appropriately titled sequel to 100 Things That Will Burn In Hell. One of the topics in this upcoming book is analog clocks. He decided to record this podcast while waiting for Frank to get on Skype to start recording LIW The Twilight Zone Review. He doesn't read straight from the book but instead speaks straight from the heart. The episode is ended with a song from Astronautalis titled "The River, The Woods." www.LIWstudios.com

This might be the longest episode of TINM! ever. Well, hopefully. In this episode, Phoenix joins the Way Off Topic podcast for a second time as they discuss a little bit of everything, including: an indepth look back at the American't process, Tom Hanks fucking Wilson the volleyball (hence the title of this episode, Tomi Lahren and how she looks like she just smelled shit all the time, the Nic Cage classic Trapped In Paradise, Airheads and other pointless shit as well. www.LIWstudios.com

New format, one topic per episode. How much of the episode will Phoenix spend off-topic? Only one way to find out. In this episode, Phoenix details the story of a casual walk to the bank in summer in Phoenix, Arizona. What happened was the stuff of miracles. Or not. It's not really clear. www.LIWstudios.com

The title of the show has officially changed...again... Sorry about that. This title is just so much better and fitting with Phoenix's personality. In this, he talks about the title change, upcoming LIW projects including a new scripted sci-fi podcast and books, going to 98 KUPD's Battle Of The Bands and seeing a member of Goth Brooks applying make-up in the bathroom of Copper Blues, going to a man's house for an obscene amount of Christmas lights, the differences between serial killers and murderes and finally how weird Carrie Fisher's death must be for all the nerds that masturbated to her as teenagers. Phoenix then reveals weird feelings from childhood about being attracted to Natalie Portman in Leon: The Professional and then watching the movie as an adult. It gets weird. But not illegal because it's all a bit. Seriously. Check out that Goth Brooks song played on the show here: Let them know we sent you! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b6i51bbQU_U

I was on the "Way Off Topic Podcast." It was a fun, long talk about a ton of shit. We talked Twilight Zone, Pink Floyd, The Walking Dead, some racing even though I know nothing about it. There was more but it's all a blur now. This is the whole show but check out Way Off Topic for more of their episodes: http://wayofftopicwithfrank.podbean.com/?source=pb

This is a weird one. This is technically an episode of American't. I recorded it intending to be a passionate video show about my distaste for Donald Trump but what came out was a sprawling bland video show where I didn't move or look interested. Time to try it again. In the meantime, I didn't want to simply throw this episode away so I decided to post it here instead. Enjoy! - Phoenix West www.LIWstudios.com Our other shows: Video: American't, Shitty Movie Showdown!, Nic Cage Cast, Hack From The Future Audio: The Phoenix West Show!, LIW Movie Review, LIW The Twilight Zone Review, LIW (Fear) The Walking Dead Review, LIW American Horror Story Review, LIW Westworld Review, LIW Improv Theater

This is the religious episode. I got three religious pieces of propaganda pinned to my car window, three days in a row a while back and I'm mad. So, I decided to read them to you and comment on them. One card is the confusing rants of a lunatic homelessman. The other is a fucking novel so I didn't touch it and the third was an amusing anecdote that totally 100% never happened. Also, I probably said 'fuck' more in this episode than any other episode. I apologize if it's not funny but it really pissed me off. www.LIWstudios.com Our other shows: Video: American't, Shitty Movie Showdown!, Nic Cage Cast, Hack From The Future Audio: The Phoenix West Show!, LIW Movie Review, LIW The Twilight Zone Review, LIW (Fear) The Walking Dead Review, LIW American Horror Story Review, LIW Westworld Review, LIW Improv Theater

Topics of discussion for episode 63 are: recording American't 6 & 7, why do companies still show VHS tapes for training classes?, Colin Kaepernick hysteria, how stupid American pride is, Phoenix did stand-up in a dark hookah lounge, Radio Shack is still around?, election 2016, being banned from Facebook because of American't 7 and how it was similar to being banned from YouTube because of this very show. www.LIWstudios.com Our other shows: Video: American't, Shitty Movie Showdown!, Nic Cage Cast, Hack From The Future Audio: The Phoenix West Show!, LIW Movie Review, LIW The Twilight Zone Review, LIW (Fear) The Walking Dead Review, LIW American Horror Story Review, LIW Westworld Review, LIW Improv Theater

In this unscheduled, unrehearsed and unscripted episode....well, they're all unrehearsed and unscripted but this one didn't even have bullet point notes....Phoenix talks about how the Cubs won the World Series the night before. He talks about his mixed emotions on the Cubs throughout his life and goes over his favorite teams. The episode isn't as boring as this description is. I promise. www.LIWstudios.com Our other shows: Video: American't, Shitty Movie Showdown!, Nic Cage Cast, Hack From The Future Audio: The Phoenix West Show!, LIW Movie Review, LIW The Twilight Zone Review, LIW (Fear) The Walking Dead Review, LIW American Horror Story Review, LIW Westworld Review, LIW Improv Theater

In this episode, Phoenix talks about his 32nd birthday celebration which started with a Millencolin concert, continued with staying 3 or 4 days in a bug infested cabin in the woods/desert and ended with a Local H concert in which he bought a racist shirt. He also quickly talks about Captain America Civil War, kinda. Then tells a story about almost getting in a redneck fight at a bar recently. He wraps up with Shitty Movie Showdown! information. www.LIWstudios.com Watch American't and share with your friends and optometrist.

Phoenix talks about his 6 month YouTube ban being over and how he celebrated by releasing a 25 minute long WWE commentary track for some reason. It also duel purposed as the soft launch for Shitty Movie Showdown!: the next show from Loitering In Wonderland Studios. He also talks about officially being on IMDb and how much it excites him. Filing for an LLC. And how he found out something about himself after a home invasion: that he COULD murder someone with a hammer if push came to shove. He also talks about a weird moment shooting American't 5: Traffic when a microphone looked like a gun. Fun stuff! www.LIWstudios.com Stay tuned for Shitty Movie Showdown!

Sorry for the break. Phoenix was busy starting up the video show, American't but he's finally back to talk about aging in the punk scene at a NOFX show, trying to vote in the primaries in Arizona, how you shouldn't vote for Trump and some other shit as well. Enjoy. www.AmericantShow.com Check out the awesome 15 minute comedy video show American't. Share with your people.

We were joined by author/comedian Patrick Tracy who is plugging his new book GEAR'D, a sci-fi series that releases weekly, every Tuesday on Amazon. Phoenix talks about going to the Bulls Vs. Suns game and having to ignore a fight behind him so he could watch a game, his lack of Lego brand toys as a kid, Patrick reads a letter he sent to a book publisher that wasn't favorable, Brent reads news that involves animal cruelty, Psy's new song Daddy and a ton of random shit. Seriously, go get the book, it's a quick read and worthwhile. Go get your free copy of the book here: http://www.amazon.com/Geard-Rust-Dust-Patrick-Tracy-ebook/dp/B0182YIGTC/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1449021099&sr=8-1&keywords=gear%27d www.loiteringinwonderland.com Check out the other shows on the LIW network on iTunes, YouTube and Stitcher! 1. The Phoenix West Show! - (weekly comedy news show, available every Monday) 2. LIW Improv Theater - (completely improvised comedy show, available every Monday and Friday) 3. LIW Movie Review - (monthly movie review comedy show, available 1st of the month) 4. LIW Nic Cage Cast - (reviewing a different Nic Cage film every episode, sporadic) 5. LIW The Twilight Zone Review - (reviewing the show The Twilight Zone, watch TZ on Netflix then listen to Phoenix make fun of the show despite loving the shit out of TZ, sporadic) 6. LIW (Fear) The Walking Dead Review - (reviewing both Fear The Walking Dead AND The Walking Dead (TV Show & Comic), available shortly after each episode airs) 7. LIW American Horror Story Review - (reviewing American Horror Story, available shortly after each episode airs) 8. LIW Fargo Review - (reviewing the TV show Fargo, available shortly after each episode airs) 9. LIW Gotham Review - (reviewing the FOX show Gotham, available shortly after each episode airs) 10. LIW Chicago Sports Review - (reviewing Chicago sports, sporadic) (Bulls, Blackhawks, Bears, White Sox, Cubs, Sky) 11. LIW NBA Review - (Phoenix West reviews the NBA in a comedic way)LIW NBA Review - (Phoenix West reviews the NBA in a comedic way)

This is the angriest episode of The Phoenix West Show! to date. It starts off with such joy too because Phoenix is 2 1/2 hours away from finally owning Fallout 4. He talks about his disgust with breaking down to buy an X-Box One, his anger all systems only come with one controller nowadays, he bought a Ghostbusters Ecto-1A plastic model set that intimidates him to no end and probably won't ever be finished, how him and Bri spent an hour and a half watching videos of people falling down and hurting themselves, how he really hopes a man that repeatedly head butted his car window is dead, he goes to great lengths to describe how he hopes they all died, then he talks about how much he hates the woman that recorded her own drunk driving on Periscope before going into how much he hates everyone at concerts that hold their phones over their heads to record videos they won't watch of a concert they already missed despite being there. People suck. www.loiteringinwonderland.com Check out the other shows on the LIW network on iTunes, YouTube and Stitcher! 1. The Phoenix West Show! - (weekly comedy news show, available every Monday) 2. LIW Improv Theater - (completely improvised comedy show, available every Monday and Friday) 3. LIW Movie Review - (monthly movie review comedy show, available 1st of the month) 4. LIW Nic Cage Cast - (reviewing a different Nic Cage film every episode, sporadic) 5. LIW The Twilight Zone Review - (reviewing the show The Twilight Zone, watch TZ on Netflix then listen to Phoenix make fun of the show despite loving the shit out of TZ, sporadic) 6. LIW (Fear) The Walking Dead Review - (reviewing both Fear The Walking Dead AND The Walking Dead (TV Show & Comic), available shortly after each episode airs) 7. LIW American Horror Story Review - (reviewing American Horror Story, available shortly after each episode airs) 8. LIW Fargo Review - (reviewing the TV show Fargo, available shortly after each episode airs) 9. LIW Gotham Review - (reviewing the FOX show Gotham, available shortly after each episode airs) 10. LIW Chicago Sports Review - (reviewing Chicago sports, sporadic) (Bulls, Blackhawks, Bears, White Sox, Cubs, Sky) 11. LIW NBA Review - (Phoenix West reviews the NBA in a comedic way)

In this episode, Phoenix explains the sound at the beginning of the show's theme song, the awkwardness of going to a Halloween party at a random church, the worst conversation in the world is when you tell someone you're a comedian and they ask you to tell them a joke, his Halloween costume, drinking beer while walking around during actual Halloween, and a quick LASIK update. www.loiteringinwonderland.com Check out the other shows on the LIW network on iTunes, YouTube and Stitcher! 1. The Phoenix West Show! - (weekly comedy news show, available every Monday) 2. LIW Improv Theater - (completely improvised comedy show, available every Monday and Friday) 3. LIW Movie Review - (monthly movie review comedy show, available 1st of the month) 4. LIW Nic Cage Cast - (reviewing a different Nic Cage film every episode, sporadic) 5. LIW The Twilight Zone Review - (reviewing the show The Twilight Zone, watch TZ on Netflix then listen to Phoenix make fun of the show despite loving the shit out of TZ, sporadic) 6. LIW (Fear) The Walking Dead Review - (reviewing both Fear The Walking Dead AND The Walking Dead (TV Show & Comic), available shortly after each episode airs) 7. LIW American Horror Story Review - (reviewing American Horror Story, available shortly after each episode airs) 8. LIW Fargo Review - (reviewing the TV show Fargo, available shortly after each episode airs) 9. LIW Gotham Review - (reviewing the FOX show Gotham, available shortly after each episode airs) 10. LIW Chicago Sports Review - (reviewing Chicago sports, sporadic) (Bulls, Blackhawks, Bears, White Sox, Cubs, Sky) 11. LIW NBA Review - (Phoenix West reviews the NBA in a comedic way)

In this episode, Phoenix talks about his experience with an Arizona pumpkin patch, the differences between city pumpkin patches and the one he grew up with, how he believed Randy Quaid was hiding out on that particular pumpkin patch, how he might suck a dick or two if they dispense pumpkin spice lattes. He also does an update on his Lasik before talking about Back To The Future II day. He framed the newspaper. It's sad, really. www.loiteringinwonderland.com Check out the other shows on the LIW network on iTunes, YouTube and Stitcher! 1. The Phoenix West Show! - (weekly comedy news show, available every Monday) 2. LIW Improv Theater - (completely improvised comedy show, available every Monday and Friday) 3. LIW Movie Review - (monthly movie review comedy show, available 1st of the month) 4. LIW Nic Cage Cast - (reviewing a different Nic Cage film every episode, sporadic) 5. LIW The Twilight Zone Review - (reviewing the show The Twilight Zone, watch TZ on Netflix then listen to Phoenix make fun of the show despite loving the shit out of TZ, sporadic) 6. LIW (Fear) The Walking Dead Review - (reviewing both Fear The Walking Dead AND The Walking Dead (TV Show & Comic), available shortly after each episode airs) 7. LIW American Horror Story Review - (reviewing American Horror Story, available shortly after each episode airs) 8. LIW Fargo Review - (reviewing the TV show Fargo, available shortly after each episode airs) 9. LIW Gotham Review - (reviewing the FOX show Gotham, available shortly after each episode airs) 10. LIW Chicago Sports Review - (reviewing Chicago sports, sporadic) (Bulls, Blackhawks, Bears, White Sox, Cubs, Sky) 11. LIW NBA Review - (Phoenix West reviews the NBA in a comedic way)

Phoenix got LASIK this week and was bombarded with quotations about it. Instead of just reading you information and actual facts on the subject, he decided to just share his experience with the ENTIRE process. Lasers are assholes and shouldn't be feared. Secretaries are bitches. The title of this episode isn't serious so don't think it's a reflection of anything that actually happened. If you have any questions for Phoenix, send them to loiteringinwonderland@gmail.com www.loiteringinwonderland.com Check out the other shows on the LIW network on iTunes, YouTube and Stitcher! 1. The Phoenix West Show! - (weekly comedy news show, available every Monday) 2. LIW Improv Theater - (completely improvised comedy show, available every Monday and Friday) 3. LIW Movie Review - (monthly movie review comedy show, available 1st of the month) 4. LIW Nic Cage Cast - (reviewing a different Nic Cage film every episode, sporadic) 5. LIW The Twilight Zone Review - (reviewing the show The Twilight Zone, watch TZ on Netflix then listen to Phoenix make fun of the show despite loving the shit out of TZ, sporadic) 6. LIW (Fear) The Walking Dead Review - (reviewing both Fear The Walking Dead AND The Walking Dead, available shortly after each episode airs) 7. LIW American Horror Story Review - (reviewing American Horror Story, available shortly after each episode airs) 8. LIW Fargo Review - (reviewing the TV show Fargo, available shortly after each episode airs) 9. LIW Gotham Review - (reviewing the FOX show Gotham, available shortly after each episode airs) 10. LIW Chicago Sports Review - (reviewing Chicago sports, sporadic) (Bulls, Blackhawks, Bears, White Sox, Cubs, Sky) 11. LIW NBA Review - (Phoenix West reviews the NBA in a comedic way)

In this episode, Phoenix discusses his recent trip to Out Of Africa, a zoo north of the city of Phoenix. He saw lions and tigers and bears...no. Not doing it. He did a zipline ride and fucked it up pretty badly. He also saw a show where the performers pretended to be attacked by tigers. They were real dicks. All of it worked because Phoenix kept forgetting that he wasn't really in Africa. www.loiteringinwonderland.com Check out the other shows on the LIW network on iTunes, YouTube and Stitcher! 1. The Phoenix West Show! - (weekly comedy news show, available every Monday) 2. LIW Improv Theater - (completely improvised comedy show, available every Monday and Friday) 3. LIW Movie Review - (monthly movie review comedy show, available 1st of the month) 4. LIW Nic Cage Cast - (reviewing a different Nic Cage film every episode, sporadic) 5. LIW The Twilight Zone Review - (reviewing the show The Twilight Zone, watch TZ on Netflix then listen to Phoenix make fun of the show despite loving the shit out of TZ, sporadic) 6. LIW (Fear) The Walking Dead Review - (reviewing both Fear The Walking Dead AND The Walking Dead, available shortly after each episode airs) 7. LIW American Horror Story Review - (reviewing American Horror Story, available shortly after each episode airs) 8. LIW Fargo Review - (reviewing the TV show Fargo, available shortly after each episode airs) 9. LIW Gotham Review - (reviewing the FOX show Gotham, available shortly after each episode airs) 10. LIW Chicago Sports Review - (reviewing Chicago sports, sporadic) (Bulls, Blackhawks, Bears, White Sox, Cubs, Sky) 11. LIW NBA Review - (Phoenix West reviews the NBA in a comedic way)

In this episode, Phoenix explains all the shows that are coming to LIW studios. (See below for details) Then he finishes the episode with explaining how the trip to Vegas went over the weekend. His hatred for Siri in the city, his confusion with mixing burlesque and zombies, his hatred for parking garages, his confusion for directions with the lack of signs in the hotel/casino/malls, his hatred for screaming theater during Evil Dead: The Musical 4D Experience, his confusion for the proper pronunciation of the word Adidas, his hatred for homeless men vomiting on the sidewalk in broad daylight. It was a glorious mess all around. www.loiteringinwonderland.com Check out the other shows on the LIW network on iTunes, YouTube and Stitcher! 1. The Phoenix West Show! - (weekly comedy news show, available every Monday) 2. LIW Improv Theater - (completely improvised comedy show, available every Monday and Friday) 3. LIW Movie Review - (monthly movie review comedy show, available 1st of the month) 4. LIW Nic Cage Cast - (reviewing a different Nic Cage film every episode, sporadic) 5. LIW The Twilight Zone Review - (reviewing the show The Twilight Zone, watch TZ on Netflix then listen to Phoenix make fun of the show despite loving the shit out of TZ, sporadic) 6. LIW (Fear) The Walking Dead Review - (reviewing both Fear The Walking Dead AND The Walking Dead, available shortly after each episode airs) 7. LIW American Horror Story Review - (reviewing American Horror Story, available shortly after each episode airs) 8. LIW Fargo Review - (reviewing the TV show Fargo, available shortly after each episode airs) 9. LIW Gotham Review - (reviewing the FOX show Gotham, available shortly after each episode airs) 10. LIW Chicago Sports Review - (reviewing Chicago sports, sporadic) (Bulls, Blackhawks, Bears, White Sox, Cubs, Sky) 11. LIW NBA Review - (Phoenix West reviews the NBA in a comedic way)

In this episode, Phoenix tells Brent about how Bri's daughter broke her arm the previous day. Which leads to their discussion on childhood injuries. Then they discuss how people make a ton of money on YouTube by simply opening toy boxes and describing them to people. It's bullshit. Phoenix announces he finally took the plastic wrapping off of his iMac after 2 years. He's that way about things. Then they discuss at length their issues with the show Gotham. News is: the man that bought the AIDS drug and hiked up the price, an invisibility cloak is now 'possibly', we are being told they caught the I-10 shooter but we are skeptical, finally, a kid brought a clock to school that looked exactly like a bomb. Racist or not...it looked like a fucking bomb. www.loiteringinwonderland.com Check out the other shows on the LIW network on iTunes, YouTube and Stitcher! 1. Loitering In Wonderland - (monthly movie review comedy show, available 1st of the month) 2. The Phoenix West Show! - (weekly comedy news show, available every Monday) 3. LIW Improv Theater - (completely improvised comedy show, available every Monday and Friday) 4. LIW The Twilight Zone Review - (reviewing the show The Twilight Zone, sporadic) 5. LIW (Fear) The Walking Dead Review - (reviewing both Fear The Walking Dead AND The Walking Dead, available shortly after each episode airs) 6. LIW American Horror Story Review - (reviewing American Horror Story, available shortly after each episode airs)

We're back! After a month off, writing his book, Phoenix West is back. He has to announce it just like Arnold, the McRib and Eminem do every single time they walk back into your lives. In this episode Phoenix discusses, washing his dogs, showing up to the first day of first grade without a child, his day vacation to Jerome AZ with Bri, buying a new Apple TV and having to overcome his lack of knowledge (Google is the great equalizer), and finally, a list some of the movies he's watched since last episode. www.loiteringinwonderland.com Our podcasts: 1. Loitering In Wonderland (monthly comedic movie review) 2. The Phoenix West Show! (weekly comedy news show) 3. LIW Improv Theater (twice a week improved comedy show) 4. The Twilight Zone Episode Review show with Phoenix West (he watches the show then reviews the episodes, sporadic)

In this episode we welcome guest Cameron Readey, a comic from New Hampshire. Also in studio is Brent Puccio, the return of "heroin" Joe Ramirez and Nicholas Hunt. We discuss: Brent and Phoenix returned to stand-up and talked about the experience. Phoenix watched the Scream TV show and thought it was terrible. Originals and remakes in theaters. It Follows. Suicide Squad. Phoenix suggest Joe be the next Joker as Joe Kerr. We Skype call Cameron Readey and are terrible at introducing him. It was our first time group Skyping. News: Bill Cosby's wife is sticking by her man. Phoenix says the only proof he needs of Michael Jackson's guilt is the current state of Macaulay Culkin. Chefs in Seattle bake marijuana into your meals. Phoenix wants to make a meth calendar to put in your children's room to scare your kids away from drugs. He also wants to make the LIW tastefully nude calendar. Man in Canada pulls an Up by attaching 101 balloons to his chair to fly away. Man builds drone that can fire a handgun and the government is mad about it. Phoenix misses movies where a man sits in a white van and feeds intel to the man inside. Woman in Chandler AZ arrested naked by cop that came into her house. Four types of drunk people according to survey. We all decide which we are. Robin William's birthday is today. Brent thought this was news and not just a depressing topic. Easter Island statues have bodies below the heads. Brent thinks Easter Island and Stonehenge are the same thing. We are confused. www.loiteringinwonderland.com Listen to our other shows, Loitering In Wonderland, The Phoenix West Show, LIW Improv Theater, The Twilight Zone Episode Review Show.

In this episode we discuss: Facials, Nic Cage movies in Red Box, MB calls Brent Paulie for the whole episode, Phoenix hates that we still use analog clocks, Paris Hilton plane crash prank, Phoenix is amazed how much money is in the world of hotels, Saw blade slices JMC car in half, MB struggles with Red Box versus Netflix, 3D Printers, Phoenix thinks Kirsten Stewart would be disinterested during sex, We watch the What We Do In The Shadows trailer www.bigpinecomedyfestival.com

Welcome to part 2 of a long episode. We are joined by comic MB to discuss:  Phoenix made his top 100 movie list, Phoenix declares that Indie bands are named after rom-com movie titles too often, Our mutual love for Paul Thomas Anderson, Phoenix and Bri recommend Orange Is The New Black to Miguel but warn that it makes prison seem like an awesome summer camp, Female orgasms real/fake, pubes vs. no pubes, Phoenix calls bullshit on the iPhone's Connect Four app, Movies. We talk about a bunch of movies, Blue Is The Warmest Color discussion, Bri lost a skirt in an arm wrestling competition in a dive bar, MB found a student's drawing reenacting sad sex, NEWS is the following: CNN reporter mistakes dildo covered flag for the ISIS flag, Man at Walmart wants a confederate flag cake made but instead they make him an ISIS flag cake, Japanese have a sexy gorilla as an exhibit which leads Phoenix to pick apart Japanese culture, Glow in the dark condoms and fingernail polish drug testers, Two people had sex on the Cannes red carpet, www.bigpinecomedyfestival.com (Update 11.9.16 - changed the episode number from 46 to 64 because the 2 part episode confused the holy hell out of me and threw off all of my show numbers by 1 so it has been re-numbered.)

In this long episode we are joined by comic MB to discuss:  Phoenix made his top 100 movie list, Phoenix declares that Indie bands are named after rom-com movie titles too often, Our mutual love for Paul Thomas Anderson, Phoenix and Bri recommend Orange Is The New Black to MB but warn that it makes prison seem like an awesome summer camp, Female orgasms real/fake, pubes vs. no pubes, Phoenix calls bullshit on the iPhone's Connect Four app, Movies. We talk about a bunch of movies, Blue Is The Warmest Color discussion, Bri lost a skirt in an arm wrestling competition in a dive bar, MB found a student's drawing reenacting sad sex, NEWS is the following: CNN reporter mistakes dildo covered flag for the ISIS flag, Man at Walmart wants a confederate flag cake made but instead they make him an ISIS flag cake, Japanese have a sexy gorilla as an exhibit which leads Phoenix to pick apart Japanese culture, Glow in the dark condoms and fingernail polish drug testers, Two people had sex on the Cannes red carpet, www.bigpinecomedyfestival.com

In this episode, Phoenix flies solo and discusses his 30th birthday versus his 31st birthday and his declining lust for life, the Chicago Blackhawks winning the Stanley Cup and how much swag he should purchase, he takes listener Q+A and then he gets a little preachy during an important segment about the legalization on gay marriage. He also states that camouflage and the confederate flag are the opposite of the gay pride flag. He finishes by being pissed off because people keep equating marriage equality with legalizing marijuana. Don't be stupid.

In this episode we discuss the happenings of the past week or so. Including Jurassic World, Insidious 3, Phoenix explains the TINM! to TPWS! change and making the show logo, snapchat Phoenix and their weird standards, Bruce Jenner and which prison he/she should go to if shit goes wrong, the triple crown horse and how nobody apparently cares about horses, The Simpsons getting desperate for viewers, the Discover IT cards and how they feed on the egotistical nature of everyone, the Blackhawks won the Stanley Cup and nobody cares except Phoenix. We also heavily discuss buying bulk lube for some reason.

In this episode we continue with our static theme throughout the episode which again, I cannot apologize enough for. Just power through because this is the last episode with it. We finally get back to news on this one. We also had the lights off for most of the episode so it was all dark and sexy in the studio. Someone was molested and someone else got pregnant and no, it wasn't Bri. Listen to find out who! It's a real rape-mystery in this episode!

We are finally back with our new microphones which would normally be cause for celebration but something fucked up, resulting in a static noise for 2 straight episodes. Do your best to power through and I promise the issue will be resolved by episode 44. We switched from USB to analog microphones and apparently weren't ready for that sort of pressure. In this episode we talk about what we did in our long layoff and choose celebrities that we feel will die in 2015. It's a major bummer.

For the fourth time, Phoenix flies solo and as his name suggests, he crashes and burns. But alas, he is reborn all in the same episode. He talks about people that bitch about athlete salaries, Netflix and its confusing specific genre titles, reveals he recently watched Sons Of Anarchy and Peaky Blinders, talks about Christmas and Christmas movies, boring New Years in your 30's, reads a note he wrote on Facebook to his number 1 fan and ends it all with a review of Stretch, Annabelle and The House Of Last Things. Fuck those last 2 movies. Seriously.

Phoenix flies solo for the third time. He talks about seeing UFC in Phoenix, going to Comicon Fan Fest, his amazement at playing video games on his cell phone on a PS4, buying his first adult pair of sweatpants, a Walking Dead spinoff and The Interview being pulled from theaters and his conspiracy theories that go nowhere.

Phoenix flies solo for the second time in show history. This is the 100th episode of the LIW network and it's a special one. By that we mean Phoenix rambles on about Thanksgiving, Ferguson, Black Friday, IPA beers, Star Wars trailer, Jurassic World trailer, The Hobbit 3 trailer and some other shit as well.

Phoenix flies solo for the first time in show history. He talks about a lot of random shit including seeing Doug Benson live and accidentally getting a contact high, how the Boston Celtics have the only mascot in history that is smoking, officially being too old for amusement park rides due to the pain afterward and he kills the Laws Of Life segment officially and proceeds to introduce his TINM! movie review segment.

Mario is back to discuss our most random topics yet. Phoenix and Bri saw Pete Holmes. The inventor of Operation is a 77 year old that can't afford a dental operation. Tennessee man tries to convince a cop he's Denzel Washington. It doesn't work. Phoenix attempts to give the state of Tennessee a compliment but only after sifting through a story about a shit covered bathroom. Brent learns how ears work when he removes his headphones and expects to not hear us spoil a movie. We talk about identity theft and how it's a minor inconvenience until suddenly it's the worst thing ever. Phoenix met rap super-group MMK (Money Makin' Krew) and they insisted they would be famous soon. For real. But they might also change their name to MMKK (Money Makin' Krew Kids). For real. Iraqi man is building an exact replica of The White House. For…something. A push to get non-US citizens to be sent to the US to get their ebola treated. A two person laws of life where Phoenix and Joe complain about cowboys. Phoenix tells a story about how terrible of a babysitter he was at 15. We have a serious debate about giving attitude to cops even when they are wrong.

In this episode we talk about: Suge Knight being shot. Baltimore assault caught on camera. Toledo Woods claims daughters Barbie says ‘fuck' but it really says "hook." Hence the title of the episode. Man wanted for armed bank robbery arrested at ultimate frisbee tournament. Melvin Hunt a teacher cut off woman's hair during a hug. We tackle more of the 800 random questions. Laws Of Life - Naps.

In this episode we talk about: Doug / Arthur News - weasel shit in beer Balls on pizza Drake quotes Pope car stolen to move coke and pot Golf clap Laws Of Life - found footage movies

In this episode we talked about: First up is Laws Of Life about 'manly' shit. The manly man culture about beards and bacon. We talk about the fashionability of 'jorts', men with earrings and cargo shorts. The Chick-fil-a founder died. Philadelphia is the next place to legalize marijuana. This leads to a discussion about if we smoke the drugs or not. We do not. Then we talk about Mexican foods for a while for some reason. Mario got an adult circumcision. We are all amazed. Jack The Ripper's identity has been revealed. Nobody gives a shit. More 800 questions. We all reveal the backstories on our names. We finish with sex. Just like every date Brent has ever been on. Actually we mostly talk about masturbation. Just like every date Brent has actually even been on.

In this episode we talk about: What animals would/wouldn't we eat, given the chance. Would we eat a person-burger? We recorded while Arizona was in a state of emergency due to record setting amounts of rain. The studio was flooded. It wasn't fun. News: Ray Rice fired by the Ravens for that whole argument he settled with his fist. Phoenix predicts that Rice will end up with either the Bengals or Raiders because that's where criminals go. Airline doesn't allow a 600 pound woman to fly to her doctor which leads to her death. Her husband sues the airline for $6M. Joe legit falls asleep during the story. Then we talk about Tracy Morgan suing Walmart for probably half a billion monies. ISIS issues isolated misused association of asinine assembled assassins. I don't know. ISIS is apparently a real thing, not just the company that Sterling Archer works for. We debate who is selling them guns. We aren't very political but pretend to be. Roller coaster at Six Flags catches on fire. Allegedly. Morgan Freeman lands plane after multiple malfunctions. Sounds epic right? But in reality he fucked up and then fixed it. So basically he saved his own ass. Panera Bread asks politely for customers to not bring guns in their restaurants. Then we talk about the whole girl shooting a man in the face with an uzi. Laws Of Life is about how boring and played-out exorcism scenes are in movies. No more of them.