What Up Brotha

Did you think we were dead? You couldn't be so lucky. Matt and Will are back in this latest episode to tease your eardrums. They discuss potential olympic sports, some deep-seated phobias, and their favorite horror series, CANDLE COVE. www.whatupbrotha.com @whatupbrothapodcast whatupbrothapodcast@gmail.com

Did you ever want to hear a grown man embarrass himself? Join Will as he tries a solo jawn while Matt is on paternity leave. @whatupbrothapodcast and www.whatupbrotha.com

A marathon isn't just something run by people insecure with their genitals. It's also the episode Matt and Will just done. They cover Da Rockwilder by Method Man and Redman as well as Def Jam Fight for NY, a great family video game. @whatupbrothapodcast and whatupbrotha.com

Will and Matt are NOT sorry for the delay because we are hitting you with an EXTENDED, GIGANTIC, SWOLLEN, IN YOUR FACE episode of the WUBPC. Listen to them talk a '95 album and a garbage Hallmark movie, as well as discuss having a dictator on as a podcast guest. whatupbrothapodcast@gmail.com whatupbrotha.com

Matt and Will spend about half of this podcast trashing a Hallmark movie, which is not really a fair enterprise. It's the equivalent of standing around trashing a snail for being slow. Too easy. Shooting fish in a barrel, so to say. Is that something people do? Pescatarians? Vegans like Matt wouldn't shoot fish in a barrel, for ethical reasons, though they might shoot a mean free throw after consuming a block of textured soy protein. The boys also review the mostest bangerest Christmas/Holiday album of all time by Sharon Jones and the Dap Kings (RIP Sharon) and also address the biggest elephant in the room: whether gifts at Christmas are for children or not.

Season Three starts off with a whimper of disappointment as your hosts Matt and Will stumble their way into subjects that have been so thoroughly beaten to death on this podcast that they might require a content warning! Listen as they talk about their least favorite Christmas Carols, how piano players get a lot of tail, and other Christmas subjects. Make sure to listen hard as Matt goes pee pee in his pants just minutes into the podcast. This episode is going to make you have to go to the bathroom too! They also review a classic Charlie Brown Christmas album by convicted piano tickler Vince Guaraldi from 1965, as well as Nativity 2: Danger in the Manger, from 2012, a zany romp through rural England starring lunatics and children. www.whatupbrotha.com, @whatupbrothapodcast and whatupbrothapodcast@gmail.com

In this episode Matt really outdoes himself, showing that he is the shut lunatic we all think he is. Does Matt know what a sweater is? He does not. He also thinks Pilgrims never made love. Listen to this final humiliating episode of the long af season two and enjoy your thanksgiving! @whatupbrothapodcast and www.whatupbrotha.com

FINALLY some good audio! The boys talk spooky in this episode and discuss old people Halloween candy, the renaissance faire, and two creepy reviews. The scariest part of this episode is how long Season 2 is. @whatupbrothapodcast and whatupbrotha.com

Will reports in from Danelo Cavalcante outlaw country in this long awaited reunion of your two hosts. Matt did not in fact replace Will, though he really put in a good try. @whatupbrothapodcast and whatupbrotha.com

The estrogen festival continues as Matt slowly replaces Will with his wife Jen. Is this some kind of weird Oedipal thing? Ask Matt's therapist, but don't look on his hard drive! Apparently Jen is now a vanity listener, meaning she only listens to episodes she's featured in, which we forgive her for. Tune in as they discuss how Jen, Matt and their dog Mushu stacked each other on their paddleboard like an awkward lasagna. Matt relates a boring story about how he ate food that wasn't ordered by his table at a restaurant, and they talk Jen's unhealthy, waxy, smoky obsession: candles. The most interesting part is when Jen says that she and Matt are dating but also married - literally nobody thinks this way and the What Up Brotha Podcast does not endorse her views. @whatupbrothapodcast and wahtupbrotha.com

Matt continues to transition to dropping Will as a cohost by bringing in an old friend and a longtime listener of this dirtbag podcast, KEVIN! He and Matt discuss the classic Rock vehicle WALKING TALL (2004) and the Onyx album All We Got Iz Us (1995). They also discuss gun safety but DO NOT take anything they say as advice, under any circumstances. www.whatupbrotha.com and @whatupbrothapodcast everywhere

Wow the voices sound so fresh, so not middle aged! Tim and Luke are back to talk some weird flash games and Amine's 2017 album Good For You. @whatupbrothapodcast and whatupbrotha.com

The sausage festival is over! There's a woman on the podcast! Somehow, Matt convinced his wife to come on an episode and forever ruin her reputation. And let's be honest, Jen is way too nice to be here. They discuss Matt's recklessness (read: stupidity), how Matt loves to smuggle vegetables (read: up his butt), Avatar-related depression (????), birds not being real (?????????), and in general you get to listen to Matt's wife get the upper hand on him. @whatupbrothapodcast everywhere, www.whatupbrotha.com

The farm team is in town today, with Tim and Luke pinch hitting for your regular hosts, Will and Matt, who are slacking off big time. If you notice that they sound like babies it's because they're Generation Z go-getters who haven't yet matured into full cynicism and despair like your normal hosts. Listen to them talk about the Gamecube classic 1080 Avalanche from 2003 and some viral videos, as well as some stories from the land of your other brothers. They also discuss how adults can continue to grow taller? What? @whatupbrothapodcast and www.whatupbrotha.com.

It's about time we get the celebrity support we need! Check out 11labs on the ChatGPT discord for voice simulation. @whatupbrothapodcast and www.whatupbrotha.com

This episode contains a lot of talk about handling balls. That's right, we're talking juggling on today's podcast, among other zany subjects. The boys also cover two 1971 classics, MAGGOT BRAIN by Funkadelic and DUCK, YOU SUCKER!, the Sergio Leone western. Hard to believe both were released in the same year. @whatupbrothapodcast | whatupbrotha.com | whatupbrothapodcast@gmail.com The What Up Brotha Podcast is a comedy and music podcast starring real life brothers Matt, Will, and Jon, as they talk 90's hip hop, movies, video games, and more. They also swap stories from their lives, past and present, and take each other down a notch when someone gets too self-confident.

The original trio of Will, Matt, and Jon are back! On this episode they tell tales of forest fires, broken cell phone screens, ice cream sundaes, and their experiences at Boy Scout camp. They review Miilkbone's 1995 album Da' Miilkrate including the hit single "Keep it real" as well as Yukihiro Takahashi's 1978 album Saravah! and it's absolute banger track "Present". Congrats to Will on baby Numba 2! Tell a friend to tell a friend about us! Website: whatupbrotha.com Email: whatupbrothapodcast@gmail.com Instagram: whatupbrothapodcast

Peep the second brother-guest episode with Tim and Luke, where the boys give Will his birthday presents (and see him in the flesh), talk about sidewalk chalk graffiti, and discuss two newer albums, "Come Outside We Not Gone Jump You" by Father and the tremendous classic, "Acid Rap" by Chance the Rapper. @whatupbrothapodcast and www.whatupbrotha.com.

Newcomer brothers-in-law Luke and Tim hop on the podcast to be heckled, have their voices manipulated to make them look stupider, and to talk some classic 90's media, including Queen Latifah's banger BLACK REIGN (1993) and SCREAM (1996). Apparently the new podcast policy is only to have brothers on the podcast as guests. This severely limits our ability to have on guests, but that's okay. We didn't want anyone other than degenerate brothers on anyway. www.whatupbrotha.com and @whatupbrothapodcast on Insta. Hit us up: whatupbrothapodcast@gmail.com

You're going to be so disgusted with tales from the grocery store that you may never eat again! Afterwards, the boys review the Mad Skills album FROM WHERE??? (1996) and talk about battle rapping, as well as go through three oldies: Guided Missiles by The Cuff Links, Sea of Love by Phil Phillips and the Twilights, and Kidnapper by Jewell and the Rubies, along with a eulogy for Jerry Blavat, the Geator with the Heater, the Boss with the Hot Sauce. www.whatupbrotha.com and @whatupbrotha everywhere!

Keep an eye on Will - he said that if he's ever dying, he's going to become a career criminal. The boys also discuss how old they are and somehow land on coffee, again, for way too long. They really hit their stride discussing Compton by Guerilla Black from 2004, including the production and the reggae sampling, as well as a classic Rugrats episode with unrealistic visions about growing up. Matt really went buck wild on the production on this one.  www.whatupbrotha.com

Nobody wants to hear about your dreams, but we start the podcast off with a discussion of Matt's dreams (humorous) and Will's dreams (horrific). The boys talk stink bombs and other pranks, as well as talk about how kids can really make you self-conscious about what you smell like. They talk GHETTO MILLIONAIRE by Royal Flush (1997) and Ain't No Half Steppin' by Big Daddy Kane (1988) and what makes that music tick. Please review the podcast wherever you listen! www.whatupbrotha.com and @whatupbrothapodcast on Insta. Email us at whatupbrothapodcast@gmail.com.

After a long winter's night, the boys resume bickering, this time about how to prepare a good cup of coffee ("Lots of cream, lots of sugar"). They discuss some old man nonsense, like how to injure yourself in seconds flat, and then launch into reviews of some early 2000's classics, including a segment from COFFEE AND CIGARETTES (2003) and the Nas anthem "Made You Look" (2002). www.whatupbrotha.com for everything related to the podcast!

In this Christmas episode, Matt and Will get into a fearsome argument over Christmas songs, with Matt expressing an incorrect, invalid opinion about "That Mariah Carey Song". They talk about the Hallmark movie, National Tree from 2009, and sing some of their favorite carols for the listening audience. Remember to donate to Mary's Shelter in Reading, PA, in order to make sure the boys have to pay up. www.marysshelter.org

Matt takes to the mic to talk about one of his favorite subjects: overeating until everyone around you is uncomfortable. That includes family. Especially family. He also talks about the holidays and what a great chance it is to overeat. He also talks about gift giving and all the ridiculous traditions of the holidays. Along the way, he tries really hard not to swear and curse. Listen closely and you can hear the sweat dripping off his eyebrows as he tries not to say the F word. Song is Dee Yan-Key - We Wish You a Merry Christmas Remember to give to Mary's Shelter in Reading and the boys will match your gift up to $300! We are already seeing donations which is awesome. Donate at https://www.marysshelter.org/

The boys are back with the first part of their Christmas podcast spectacular! Matt talks about murdering someone in cold blood for not celebrating adequately. They also reenact a famous pitch session between a hungry director and a Hollywood executive, it lasts about ten seconds. They also talk about a Christmas-themed serial killer film, BLACK CHRISTMAS (1974), as well as a classic Christmas hip hop album, A DIPSET X-MAS, by Jim Jones (2006). PLEASE donate to Mary's Shelter in Reading, PA, the boys will match your gift. https://marysshelter.org/ @whatupbrothapodcast everywhere or www.whatupbrotha.com

Listen to Matt talk to himself for a half hour and see how lucky he is to have a cohost as patient, intelligent, and entertaining as Will. In this short podcast, Matt talks about his trip to the grocery store and the dilemmas he found there, as well as his playlist he uses when hiking big mountains.

The boys celebrate Thanksgiving by talking the only two real thanksgiving movies out there, including the classic John Candy vehicle Planes, Trains and Automobiles (1987), and the well-regarded, critically-acclaimed CLASSIC slasher, Thankskilling (2007). Along the way they discuss their own travel foibles, Thanksgiving traditions, and kick off their charity drive. Yes, charity, because the boys have made a mockery of civilization and need to give back. Visit Mary's Shelter here to donate, and the podcast will match your donation up to the limit of the boy's wallets: https://www.marysshelter.org/ @Whatupbrothapodcast and www.whatupbrotha.com, and email us whatupbrothapodcast@gmail.com

The boys get back to Spooky Town and discuss the murderers and psychos they've known as well as some scary stories about their cohost Jon. They also talk about RJD2's early 2000's releases, including Deadringer (2002) and The Horror (2003), which include songs like Ghostwriter, The Horror, Final Frontier (remix), and Good Times. They also run through movies, including The Descent (2003), The 'Burbs (1989), The Thing (1982), The Shining (1980), Beetlejuice (1988), The Lost Boys (1987), Friday the 13th Part VII: The New Blood (1988), among others. Podcast theme song is adapted from Spooky Theme by Mystified, Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International (CC BY-NC-SA 4.0), check out the spooky album here: https://freemusicarchive.org/music/Mystified/Traveller_Soundtrack_Selections/03_mystified_-_spooky_theme/ Whatupbrotha everywhere, including @whatupbrothapodcast and www.whatupbrotha.com.

How about a thematic episode for once, instead of the random crap that the brothas usually put together? In this ep they review Fright Night (Matt reviews it, Will criticizes) and Scary Movies, both the original by Bad Meets Evil and the sequel by Royce Da 5'9". They also discuss how much Jon loves Mischief night and the feeling you get in your gut when your wife tells you she wants to take dancing lessons with you. www.whatupbrotha.com and Instagram @whatupbrothapodcast. Hit us up at whatupbrothapodcast@gmail.com Podcast theme song is adapted from Spooky Theme by Mystified, Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International (CC BY-NC-SA 4.0), check out the spooky album here: https://freemusicarchive.org/music/Mystified/Traveller_Soundtrack_Selections/03_mystified_-_spooky_theme/

Matt and Will proceed with their next installment of the 13 series, reviewing 1999's THE THIRTEENTH WARRIOR as well as an episode of the 1991 show DOUG, specifically the one about shoes. Prior to that, Matt tells a story about a man losing a tooth in a controlled fall. www.whatupbrotha.com and @whatupbrothapodcast on instagram.

13 is the lucky number for this podcast and the next as Matt and Will discuss two movies involving the number 13, today reviewing a killer samurai movie called 13 ASSASSINS (2010). On the way to the review, they discuss snakes and birds, freestyling, how Matt has moist dreams about Jon, and also the 1959 song RUMBLE by Link Wray and his Wraymen.

The boys talk about how cable is superior to streaming services, hotels are superior to peer to peer rentals, and this just goes to show that you can be old and not wise. They also review Mic Geronimo's The Natural from 1995, and Twisted Metal, the PS1 game from the same year.

Will and Matt have another change of venue and use it to discuss cyclists and runners, as well as the time Will was scared of people sneaking into his yard. They also talk about the 1969 (nice) movie The Wild Bunch and a mediocre 2003 album, Neptunes Presents: Clones. This week's remixed theme song again uses "bongo dry.wav" by Satoration via Freesound.

In the first guest appearance, Will and Matt's cousin Jacob and some guy named Damien join the podcast to talk how to best hedge against inflation with your investments, whether muni bonds might outperform equities, and how to maximize tax deductions. Just kidding. They talk the scatological, including diet pills and pizza buffets. They then discuss the N64 classic Goldeneye, as well as a mess of other N64 games of note. Somehow, the entire second half of the episode is devoted to that purple and gray box. Matt and Will take no responsibility for the opinions of their wretched guests.

No, this episode isn't about skin care routines for your feet. The title comes from the greatest rap verse of all time. But before that, Matt and Will start with a vaguely coherent talk about future podcasting plans and how much they love cigarettes. Matt then launches into a deep dive review of the "Flava in Ya Ear" Remix, with some of the greatest and most baffling guest appearances of all time. Will reviews the Descent video game series and the pair talk about the first time Will met Jon, when playing multiplayer using a LAN connection. Note for Zoomer kids: wires are used to connect things together, you might have heard of them. This week's remixed theme song again uses "bongo dry.wav" by Satoration via Freesound.

Matt starts this podcast off rehashing his immoral activities while claiming that pointing out said immoral activities is unfair. The brothers exchange ID's in a discussion about the DMV. They then launch into a Show and Tell segment, showing off a book on Fast Walking. Then the reviews kick off with a deep dive into Godzilla and Pharoah Monch's Simon Says, and end on the late 90's early 00's PC multiplayer shooter Tribes. This week's remixed theme song uses "bongo dry.wav" by Satoration via Freesound.

Hoarse isn't a four legged animal, it's our hosts after their first hour and a half of podcasting. Following their double-header, Will and Matt discuss whether twins are trustworthy, Matt's flappy gum surgery, "Zen the Intergalactic Ninja" from 1993, and three Masta Ace concept albums over a 16 year span. Along the way you'll listen to Matt stumble and use terrible mic discipline, as well as hear childhood stories that should never have been told.

In this long-anticipated episode, your hosts discuss their world travels, illnesses, and Jon's hospital visit. Keep an ear out around 20:00 when we play Matt's awful clip from his vacation, which careful listeners might remember as being his homework from last episode. As far as episodes go, you could do worse than this one. It's exactly what you'd expect out of the boys after a short hiatus. They eventually stumble into a few reviews, including Fensler Film's GI Joe PSA shorts and Bill Withers' second album, Still Bill.

Shorty muffins! Listen up, because the boys are talking about what a parent sacrifices for their child, when it's appropriate to trash someone for vomiting, and what their cohost might be up to. They also review an incredible rap album, Heltah Skeltah's Nocturnal from 1996, and the awful PC video game, Loadstar: The Legend of Tully Bodine from 1995. Don't thank our advertisers because we don't have any willing to advertise with us.

Proving that they can still act like children, Will and Matt begin a new "show and tell" segment, using it to humiliate a large corporation that never would have been a sponsor anyway. After throwing insults, they talk about 1985's sci-fi noir "Trancers," and the 2002 hit album "Lord Willin'" by the rap duo Clipse. Support our podcast by supporting our sponsor for this episode, Rice Water.

The post-work podcast strikes again and the boys are even less coherent than usual. Matt and Will try to avoid dragging the podcast down into the scatological screeching of the past two episodes. They instead discuss a group of loud, outspoken people they could do without. Reviews include an awesome album nobody has ever heard of (The B.U.M.S. Lyfe N Tyme) and a terrible videogame that they'd never recommend to their worst enemy (Star Wars: Rebel Assault). Listen closely for when they become totally unhinged around minute 57. You've been warned. Find us @whatupbrothapodcast on Instagram so you can see Matt's stock photo collection.

Welcome to the most embarrassing podcast yet! Jon has had a disastrous accident leaving Will and Matt to discuss what they know best: pee pee. They also review a thirty year old video game and a forty year old comedy film that is funnier than anything in 2022 (which isn't saying much.) Find us on Instagram @whatupbrothapodcast to get frequent updates about the garbage being peddled by us losers.

There's few parts of a life more moving and less talked about than time in the bathroom. Matt and Will break the silence on poop stools, the toilet appliance designed to help straighten out colons and keep the juices flowing. They also review Redman's Muddy Waters (the choice and title is just a coincidence with the main subject of the podcast), the old videogame Sim Ant, and cover the death of their favorite corner store convenience store chain, Tedeschi Food Shops. Listen for when Matt calls out Will's Facebook posts, and Will call's out Matt's criticism of the parents from Home Alone. Follow us @whatupbrothapodcast on Instagram and email us at whatupbrothapodcast@gmail.com. 

After overcoming the shameful audio issues of the previous show, WUBP is back. Matt admits that he led Jon on an expedition into the woods and that their third, never-present cohost is probably dead. Will, after chastising him for being a lousy brother, offers up a new mic stand to Matt that fits his short stature. They talk about Friday nights as kids, including the Nickelodeon show Kablam, and review 1985 horror film "Silver Bullet". 

What's that horrible noise? Sorry, that's just what the podcast sounds like this week. Apologies for abusing your ears.After an equipment failure, Matt and Will, absent Jon, have to make do with subpar equipment. They talk about Will's baby daughter and how new parents end up only talking about parenting. Will trashes Matt's lack of contribution to the podcast while Matt implies that Will has relations with animals and how he doesn't have a bed. They review "Enta Da Stage" by Black Moon, a classic hip hop album, and also talk about a little known awful ninja movie that Matt dredged up out of the abyss of their childhood: "Little Ninjas". Please support our sponsors, including Holla Hydro, EverBone, and our new sponsor, something about long balls. 

Surprise, surprise! Guess who decided not to show up to the podcast? Will and Matt argue over Will's biased editing of the podcast and whether it was a good idea to bring on Holla Hydro in the first place considering the letter Will just got. Matt brings in a hard new sponsor and reads listener mail. They then launch reviews of the classic kids ninja movie "Surf Ninjas" and an obscure mixtape from 2004, DJ Noodles' "Pimp My Tape". This podcast is sponsored by EverBone and Holla Hydro. 

This episode is awfully moist. Sitting in the 95 degree studio, Will and Matt once again are not joined by Jon, which is fine, because he's useless. They discuss how much they hated Boy Scouts, how overrated sporks really are, and discuss two pieces of media: the classic hip hop album, "Capital Punishment" by Big Pun, and the animated science fiction classic, "Starchaser: The Legend of Orin". This podcast was sponsored by Holla Hydro. Go to their website if you can find it to buy great water bottles. 

In the inaugural What Up Brotha podcast, Will and Matt talk about their missing co-host Jon, bullshit about Matt's filthy Facebook Marketplace furniture find, and review two favorite pieces of media: hip hop album The Sun Rises in the East, by Jeru the Damaja, and the classic 90's video game Terra Nova: Strike Force Centauri.