Podcasts about cagemas

Our thirst for Nicolas Cage cannot be quenched after just a single episode about his many starring roles. Hell, I don't know if our thirst for Cage is quenched after a second episode either, but for now, you have a fresh 2+ hours of Miles, Dan, Kit, Claire, and MeganBob peering into the dark heart of Cagemas and trying to figure out how these characters bone down. Join us as we tackle Ben Gates from National Treasure, Castor Troy from Face/Off, Cameron Poe from Con Air, and so many more strange Cages. Feelings of all kinds are had, gasps are heard, grievances are aired, and through it all, there is Nicolas Cage. Do we reach the throbbing heart of horniness? Well, we certainly reach the throbbing heart of something. Maybe the dark mysteries within our very souls?? You'll have to open this Pandora's box of an episode to find out! Hard Choices on Patreon Instagram: hardchoicespod TikTok: @hardchoicespod Tumblr: hardchoicespod Twitter: @hardchoicespod Music from Uppbeat (free for Creators!):   https://uppbeat.io/t/soundroll/funk-me  License code: PY3X4XBA59ZDUAVZ https://uppbeat.io/t/all-good-folks/funky-junk  License code: KIXMIV9S2VDVUHLW   https://uppbeat.io/t/hey-pluto/the-gentleman  License code: UWXG3BXPCASTYIHY   https://uppbeat.io/t/all-good-folks/lets-get-it  License code: MGTNINNDEXYJBAZQ   https://uppbeat.io/t/hey-pluto/high-life  License code: GE9B1XIV9R1VKMML   https://uppbeat.io/t/doug-organ/boogie-time  License code: QOVELAYOE1SDZQ4Y   https://uppbeat.io/t/hey-pluto/the-brighton-bop  License code: VWDJ4C60GOAIPACW   https://uppbeat.io/t/jonny-boyle/jazzed  License code: AVN7XPXUBHDBHFAM   https://uppbeat.io/t/all-good-folks/wake-me-up  License code: SPHCZLRSPZNRUK7R   https://uppbeat.io/t/walz/redcar-jazz  License code: A0MVEEBKYDDJ0EQY https://uppbeat.io/t/sonda/rock-it  License code: QFNICKIQJYO3DCZO

Mark Hanson and Justin Decloux discuss THE MOST NOTABLE BLU-RAYS AND DVDS OF THE WEEK from Bay Street Video, a brick-and-mortar video store in Toronto, Canada. This week they discuss: THIS WEEK THEY DISCUSS: SAVAGE GUNS: 4 CLASSIC WESTERNS (Arrow) THE CONFORMIST (RaroVideo) GUILLERMO DEL TORO'S PINOCCHIO (Criterion) LONG ARM OF THE LAW: PARTS 1 & 2 (88 Films) KILL BUTTERFLY KILL (Neon Eagle) GOODBYE, DRAGON INN (Metrograph) THE TERROR (Film Masters) FACE/OFF (4K/UHD) (Kino) RED ROCK WEST (Umbrella) LORD OF ILLUSIONS (Umbrella) STIGMATA (Umbrella) MONDO NEW YORK (MVD) HAIL CAESAR (1994) (MVD) WELCOME TO THE PARADE (Mission Media Company) THERE'S NOTHING OUT THERE (RoninFlix) THE LOST (RoninFlix) THE FIFTH THORACIC VERTEBRA (Indiepix) MONSTERS OF CALIFORNIA (Screen Media) YULE LOG (SRS) ***BLIND BUY***

Fri, 10 Nov 2023 18:45:00 GMT http://relay.fm/rd/221 http://relay.fm/rd/221 Best, First, Favorite 221 Merlin Mann and John Siracusa As a main topic, your hosts officially introduce their concept of "Best, First, Favorite" (or "BFF"). An exegesis ensues on the distinctions and purposes of this powerful new Thought Technology. As a main topic, your hosts officially introduce their concept of "Best, First, Favorite" (or "BFF"). An exegesis ensues on the distinctions and purposes of this powerful new Thought Technology. clean 6293 Subtitle: Merlin has to imagine John is a rebus.As a main topic, your hosts officially introduce their concept of "Best, First, Favorite" (or "BFF"). An exegesis ensues on the distinctions and purposes of this powerful new Thought Technology. This episode of Reconcilable Differences is sponsored by: Squarespace: Save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain using code DIFFS. Links and Show Notes: Things kick off with Merlin catching John up on the various conditions that have recently been causing so much compression in his life. Merlin cops to a fevered reverie that contributed to his purchasing some fonts. John thinks Merlin's wife should have been warned he'd eventually own and operate a Segway. In something like Follow-Up, John has a RecDiffs-related assignment for Merlin. Merlin agrees to try and stay in compliance with John's aggressive timetable. As a main topic, your hosts officially introduce their concept of "Best, First, Favorite" ("BFF"). An exegesis ensues on the distinctions and purposes of this powerful new Thought Technology. At length, BFF is applied practically to the oeuvre of The Original Peaches. (Recorded on Thursday, November 2, 2023) Credits Audio Editor: Jim Metzendorf Admin Assistance: Kerry Provenzano Music: Merlin Mann The Suits: Stephen Hackett, Myke Hurley Get an ad-free version of the show, plus a monthly extended episode. BinaxNOW COVID test The Talk Show: The Smoker ChannelsThe episode of The Talk Show podcast where Merlin talks about the ridiculous Xfinity service outage graphic. The ridiculous Xfinity service outage graphic Contact (1997) The Gilded Age The Phantom Menace on Blank Check Blank CheckNot just another bad movie podcast, Blank Check with Griffin & David reviews directors' complete filmographies episode to episode. Specifically, the auteurs whose early successes afforded them the rare ‘blank check' from Hollywood to produce passion projects. Chris Gethard Loves Kit Fisto You Look Nice Today ATP Top Four: LaptopsWe play Top Four: Greatest Laptops of All Time. And, just like with the real Top Four, everyone is playing their own version of the game. Simultaneously.

Fri, 10 Nov 2023 18:45:00 GMT http://relay.fm/rd/221 http://relay.fm/rd/221 Merlin Mann and John Siracusa As a main topic, your hosts officially introduce their concept of "Best, First, Favorite" (or "BFF"). An exegesis ensues on the distinctions and purposes of this powerful new Thought Technology. As a main topic, your hosts officially introduce their concept of "Best, First, Favorite" (or "BFF"). An exegesis ensues on the distinctions and purposes of this powerful new Thought Technology. clean 6293 Subtitle: Merlin has to imagine John is a rebus.As a main topic, your hosts officially introduce their concept of "Best, First, Favorite" (or "BFF"). An exegesis ensues on the distinctions and purposes of this powerful new Thought Technology. This episode of Reconcilable Differences is sponsored by: Squarespace: Save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain using code DIFFS. Links and Show Notes: Things kick off with Merlin catching John up on the various conditions that have recently been causing so much compression in his life. Merlin cops to a fevered reverie that contributed to his purchasing some fonts. John thinks Merlin's wife should have been warned he'd eventually own and operate a Segway. In something like Follow-Up, John has a RecDiffs-related assignment for Merlin. Merlin agrees to try and stay in compliance with John's aggressive timetable. As a main topic, your hosts officially introduce their concept of "Best, First, Favorite" ("BFF"). An exegesis ensues on the distinctions and purposes of this powerful new Thought Technology. At length, BFF is applied practically to the oeuvre of The Original Peaches. (Recorded on Thursday, November 2, 2023) Credits Audio Editor: Jim Metzendorf Admin Assistance: Kerry Provenzano Music: Merlin Mann The Suits: Stephen Hackett, Myke Hurley Get an ad-free version of the show, plus a monthly extended episode. BinaxNOW COVID test The Talk Show: The Smoker ChannelsThe episode of The Talk Show podcast where Merlin talks about the ridiculous Xfinity service outage graphic. The ridiculous Xfinity service outage graphic Contact (1997) The Gilded Age The Phantom Menace on Blank Check Blank CheckNot just another bad movie podcast, Blank Check with Griffin & David reviews directors' complete filmographies episode to episode. Specifically, the auteurs whose early successes afforded them the rare ‘blank check' from Hollywood to produce passion projects. Chris Gethard Loves Kit Fisto You Look Nice Today ATP Top Four: LaptopsWe play Top Four: Greatest Laptops of All Time. And, just like with the real Top Four, everyone is playing their own version of the game. Simultaneously.

Mr. Christmas himself, Alonso Duralde, of many other podcasts, returns to dissect the third, and most narratively sweaty, of the Santa Clause trilogy, "The Escape Clause." Also, if you're wondering who stole Cagemas, Dan says a few words about it. Let's not say "goodbye" let's just say "congratulations, Mr. Cage, on paying off your castles."Wikipedia page for The Santa Clause 3Movies recommended in this episode:Adult Swim Yule LogThe Big FourMahanagarConfess, FletchEver tried Microdosing? Visit Microdose.com and use FLOP for 30% off + Free Shipping. TODAY is your LAST CHANCE to enter the SEXY XENOMORPH VIDEO CONTEST! The entry period ends with 2022! Sexy Xenomorph Contest: Full Rules —To enter the contest, make a music video for the song Sexy Xenomorph (link to song in show notes) in a style of your choosing.Once you've completed your masterpiece, upload it as a public video on YouTube with the words “Sexy Xenomorph” somewhere in the title, and be sure to credit the music to Howell Dawdy's Fast Track and The Flop House podcast somewhere in the video or video description.Once the video is uploaded, email a link to us at flophousepodcast@gmail.com with the subject line “Sexy Xenomorph Contest.”We'll be accepting entries up to midnight on New Year's Eve, 2022.Once we have all the entries, the Flop House gang will pick our favorite ones – somewhere between 5 and 10 depending on how many entries we get – and we'll set up a page on our website where people can vote on who wins.The winner will get a Flop House prize pack and will get to pick a movie for us to cover.

Happy Cagemas in...Well, let's call it July overtime, shall we? Sure, it's a cynical cash-grab to double up on Cagemas by doing Cagemas in July, but we never apologize for double-stuffing here on Hard Choices. Let's be honest, we all want to talk about boning Nic Cage characters. That's just the human condition. Five of the former hosts of the Smash Fiction podcast gathered together to live the dream. Stands are taken for wizards, spiders, truckers, writers, chefs, you name it. If you're expecting a lukewarm episode, think again. Bob is barely able to string a coherent thought together, such is their thirst in this one. We may only cover fifteen Cages but the horniness here is enough to rock an entire cinematic career. You think you won't have feelings when you listen to this. You think you'll remain aloof and above looking at Nicolas Cage with erotic longing. When your walls start to crumble, don't be afraid. Lean into the nouveau shamanic embrace of The Cage. 

You ever experience something that feels like a bad dream? Yeah, that's what this episode is, but if you want to feel like you're on a bad acid trip, you should watch Mandy! Happy Birthday to Mr Cage and to everyone else, enjoy this last episode in our Cagemas series!

Connor and Josh celebrate Nic Cage's birthday with a ranking of his best work.

A little extra bonus gift for your #Cagemas season, we put together a 10 question survey and asked our friends to answer it, hope you enjoy!Questions:1. First Nic Cage movie you remember seeing?2. Favorite early Nic Cage?3. Favorite recent Nic Cage?4. Favorite overall Nic Cage?5. If Nic Cage replaced one actor in LOTR, what character should he play?6. Should they bring Nic Cage as Ghostrider into the MCU?7. What is better National Treasure or The Mummy?8. Over/Under Nic Cage has made 112 films (has he made more or less?)9. Guess the highest RT score on a Nic Cage lead film? Bonus points for guessing the film as well.10. Guess the lowest RT score on a Nic Cage lead film? Bonus points for guessing the film.Contributors:Cage/RageGeeksplorationOn Second WatchThe Reel ThingThe Struggling ArtistBig Zach!

A little preview of what we are watching this week on The Pursuit of Crappyness! Join us in our upcoming discussion of the off the rails Christmas movie "The Family Man" starring the one and only Nicolas Cage, coming this Friday 12/31! Watch the movie ahead of the episode for the best listening experience or simply let us tell you about it. Wishing you a holly jolly Cagemas! Produced by Alexander Savage Featuring "Bad Nostalgia" by Anthem of Rain

"Y'all ever been Christmas drunk?"-Mark Twain

This holiday week we're pulling out all the stops, we've got Cage, we've got Sean Connery, we've got Ed Harris and Michael Bay, and we've got them all wrapped in one marvelous package for you, known as The Rock (no, not Dwayne Johnson, sorry)! George is stoned, Dan is jacked up on Five Hour Energy and we're bringing you some classic Movie Cellar stupidity to make you laugh and shake your head, hope you enjoy!

Is it Cagemas already? Seems like it comes earlier every year. At any rate, Saint Nicolas Cage has left us something awfully spicy beneath the tree this year. It's a giant slice of deep-fried southern ham, with big performances from Cage, KaDee Strickland, and Money Plane's Kelsey Grammer. Dare you join us for a visit to Grand Isle?Wikipedia entry for Grand IsleMovies recommended in this episode:CopshopThe FableThe Fable: The Killer Who Doesn't KillMalcolm X

Another night of Cagemas, another gift for you Cellar Dwellers, tonight we're joined by Jack Thorne from The Reel Thing podcast, a great friend of the show and current King of #VHS4T1D with a recent $250 donation, to talk about Color Out of Space, the 2019 adaptation of the H.P. Lovecraft classic tale of a meteorite bringing an otherworldly color and madness from space! Also, did you know that magenta isn't real?!Check out The Reel Thing PodcastCheck out the article about magenta

Chris and Zach join the boys to talk about the 1997 Nic Cage, John Travolta, John Woo action classic, Face/Off!

We're back for more Cagemas, this week we bring you the 2021 Western horror fever dream titled Prisoners of the Ghostland. We couldn't record together but we both give our opinion on this wild movie, the movie Nic Cage might have said was his wildest yet, and even though we aren't together, we still disagree!

As a gift to you and to ourselves, we have decided to dedicate the rest of the year to Nicolas Cage films, your first gift for Cagemas is the cinematic masterpiece Con Air, enjoy!

It's Cagemas in July! The second-cagiest time of year! So we invited Jordan Morris, creator of the Bubble podcast (available on Maximum Fun) and co-writer of the brand new Bubble graphic novel to come by and discuss the "aliens really like a good martial arts fight" action movie Jiu Jitsu, with a delightful turn by Mr. Cage as a wacky Yoda-like character.Wikipedia entry for Jiu JitsuMovies recommended in this episode:The Fear Street TrilogyBlue CollarSeason of the WitchLet Him Go

Cagemas comes but once a year! Unless, since this one is a little late, it will technically come twice this year, and none times last year. It's confusing. It's annual is what we're saying. We celebrate the work of Saint Nicolas Cage this time with a discussion of the snakes-on-a-boat-and-also-other-animals thriller Primal. And for an august occasion like this one, you need a special guest! So this episode we welcome hilarious sweetheart Josh Gondelman of Desus & Mero and his book Nice Try.

It's been awhile, old friend, but Smash Fiction could never let go of that most sacred of holiday traditions, the Cagemas match. Gather around and let us spin you a tale of some Cages, a Cage Match arena, a man named Ebenezer, and the spirit of Cagemas that lives within us all.  In this episode, Dan gives Spider Man Noir from Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse an opening argument that demands a standing ovation and Kit spills all the Alpaca dad knowledge on Nathan Gardner from Color Out of Space. But can Miles use his future sight to bring Cris Johnson from Next to victory? Can Liz make a hard left into Star Wars to secure a win for Wylie from Jiu Jitsu? Will MeganBob ever give us the recipe for a Cage Match winner while telling us all about Behmen von Bleibruck from Season of the Witch?  Claire takes the reins in this Smash Fiction reunion show for the ages, so grab a warm drink and settle in for the Sixth Annual Cagemas Match! 

Episode 231: Merry Cagemas – Face/Off Merry Cagemas to you all! We conclude our Cagemas celebration with 1997’s Face/Off starring Nicolas Cage and John Travolta! Plus, we talk The Mandalorian Season 2 finale, She-Hulk news, and the future of MGM Studios! Now available on Stitcher, iHeartRadio, Spotify, JioSaavn, Podcast Addict, and more: https://linktr.ee/screenheroes Live Stream...

To celebrate Christmas Petros is joined by Liam H. Dempsey of Spocklight to visit two films of Christmas past. Firstly Christmas Carol The Movie (2001), a bizarre adaptation with an all star cast and top 10 single. Nicolas Cage gives us his best haunted house ghost impression as well as one of the coldest portrayals of Scrooge cinema has ever seen. The second is Richard Donner's 1988 reimagining Scrooged, a film that both star Bill Murray and writer, Micheal O'Donoghue both panned upon it's release. Liam spoke to Richard Donner in 2017, so has some great insight on this film. Whilst having some scathing remarks for the former. MERRY CAGEMAS!! ONE TRUE GOD BLESS US EVERYONE!! Find Liam and Spocklight at: Twitter: Liam - @LiamHDempsey (https://twitter.com/liamhdempsey) Spocklight - @Spocklightpod (https://twitter.com/spocklightpod) Apple: https://apple.co/3k4pJF7 Podbean: https://bit.ly/3ifliqu Acast: https://bit.ly/3icqds6 Support Caged In on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/Cagedinpod Caged In x Tim Hornsby Art Print: http://cagedinpodcast.limitedrun.com/ Facebook, Twitter & Instagram: @cagedinpod Email: cagedinpod@gmail.com (mailto:cagedinpod@gmail.com)

Episode 230: Merry Cagemas – Ghost Rider Merry Cagemas to you all! We continue our Cagemas celebration with 2007’s Ghost Rider flick! Plus, we talk The Mandalorian Ch. 15 “The Believer” and the massive amount of Disney news across Star Wars and the MCU including Ahoksa, Rogue Squadron, Loki, She-Hulk, and so much more! Now...

Episode 229: Merry Cagemas – Con Air Merry Cagemas to you all! We kickoff our Cagemas celebration with 1997’s Con Air starring a slew of people including Nic Cage, of course, John Malkovich, John Cusack, and many more. We start this week’s episode discussing the massive news dropped by Warner Bros. concerning the dual release...

It's Cagemas in July! That cherished Flop House tradition that Dan totally forgot about for the past couple of years. But he remembered this time! Lay off! Anyway, the wonderful Erin Foley-Chan (supervising producer of The Big Fib on Disney+) joins us to discuss the weird-ass supernatural sex thriller Between Worlds. Meanwhile, Dan has done some sex scene research, Erin offers a producer's perspective, Stuart's old comics collaborator makes a surprise appearance, and Elliott makes "kid flashback" the two funniest words in the English language.Paste theflophouse.libsyn.com/rss into iTunes (or your favorite podcatching software) to have new episodes of The Flop House delivered to you directly, as they’re released.Wikipedia synopsis of Between WorldsMovies recommended in this episode:Super Xuxa Contra o Baixo AstralWhat We Do in the ShadowsThe Last Black Man in San FranciscoOne Cut of the Dead

Happy Cagemas everyone! It's the time of year that we celebrate the birthday of Nicolas Cage and this year we celebrate with one of his greatest movies, Con Air! Please go and give us a follow on Twitter and be sure to send us an email, customerisweird@gmail.com if you have any suggestions for the show.

It's that time of year once again, listeners: time for the fifth annual Cage Match! That's right, we have a collection of characters from across Nicolas Cage's filmography gathered together in the squared circle for a no-holds-barred fight to the finish. Will The Rock's Stanley Goodspeed avoid the flaming trolley car of defeat? Can Terence McDonagh of Bad Lieutenant: Port of Call New Orleans put enough drugs into his system to alchemically transform himself into a winner? Can Sean Archer succeed where his Face/Off costar Castor Troy failed? And what the hell is Joe Majors from Between Worlds doing here anyway?

The story of Trapped in Paradise starring director George Gallo. 

It's that time again, listeners -- the most wonderful time of the year, you might say. Another glorious Cagemas is upon us, and as always, we're celebrating the numerous career deaths and resurrections of Hollywood's most inscrutable actor with the fourth annual Smash Fiction Cage Match! This year's contest features the strangest and least physically gifted lineup yet, as four completely mundane but thoroughly depressing Nicolas Cage characters compete for the World Sad Sack Championship! Does Dan have it in him to make real, actual jokes about Leaving Las Vegas and its self-destructive lead character, Ben Sanderson? Can Liz Logan channel the power of the Weather Man himself, Dave Spritz, and make it rain? Will Kit use Ronny Cammareri's wooden hand, Italian accent, and magical lunar love story to leave her opposition Moonstruck? Or will they all fall to the fictional version of screenwriter Charlie Kaufman and his peerless powers of Adaptation? This holiday season, come for the Cage, stay for the craze, including a Miles monologue for the ages, a shocking mid-episode twist, and a lightning round that gets just a little bit...meta.

Can the magic of Cagemas overcome the most rote Nicholas Cage vehicle we've ever discussed, The Humanity Bureau? Meanwhile, Stuart reminisces about the Cage days of his youth, Dan writes a happy ending for some Foodfight! characters, and Elliott sets down some strict boundaries surrounding his son's bath time. Wikipedia synopsis for The Humanity Bureau Movies recommended in this episode: Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse Leprechaun Returns Summer 1993 LIVE SHOWS: The Flop House in Madison, WI on 1/26

Two in-person episodes in a row? This one recorded in Dan's apartment? Must be a post-Cagemas miracle! And to ring in the New Year, we talk about Netflix's racially shaky blockbuster Bright. Meanwhile, Dan explains his dimension of shrimp, Elliott likely angers Marc Maron, and Stuart is Ike Barinholtz's number one fan. Wikipedia synopsis for Bright Movies recommended in this episode A Dark Song Brawl in Cell Block 99 I, Tonya Logan Lucky Dunkirk

100 episodes. Holy shit. We don't entirely know how this happened, but we do know that it wouldn't have happened without all of you. So thank you, from the bottom of all our cockles, and as a small token of our appreciation, please enjoy 80 whole minutes of the six regular Smash Fiction hosts going completely fucking insane, in their own unique ways. You don't actually need to have seen Lord of War, Gone In 60 Seconds, Deadfall, Bangkok Dangerous, or G-Force. You just need love (and Nicolas Cage) in your heart. And deep down inside, everyone has that. Welcome to Cage Match 3... ...and Merry Cagemas!

Merry Cagemas, dear listeners, and welcome to Cage Match 2: The Cagening! Yes, it's another four-way battle of Nicolas Cage characters to celebrate this undeniably remarkable, yet thoroughly insane, holiday season. Four Cages! One cage! At stake: the prestigious, recently-reclaimed-from-the-IRS championship belt proclaiming its wearer the undisputed World Heavyweight Cage! Only this time, the Cage Match will be contested not by mere mortals, but by Cages who are all something more -- or something less -- than human. Johnny Blaze, aka Ghost Rider, leaves tracks of hellfire down the entrance ramp as he rides toward the ring. Balthazar Blake, famed sorcerer and trainer of sorcerer's apprentices, arrives in a flash of magic and intimacy issues. John Milton drives angry into the arena despite his ever-present sunglasses, and fully intends to drive angry out of it again with a victory. And Peter Loew, freshly empowered by the vampire's kiss -- at least in his own mind, which he's actually just out of -- dons his plastic gift shop fangs and his bizarre demeanor in preparation for battle. Which Cage will prove that they are the most Cage by escaping the cage before any other Cage? Will Dan successfully use Miles' own massive ego and love of seeing his name in print against him? (Editor's note: http://www.thesportster.com/wrestling/the-8-best-and-7-worst-entrance-outfits-in-wrestling-histroy/)Can MeganBob prove that successfully training Jay Baruchel is the greatest achievement in the wizarding world? Is Kit actually here, or has her consciousness been entirely subsumed in an attempt at creating an argument for Peter Loew? The answers to all these questions and more, tonight on Cagemas 2: The Cagening!

Cagemas comes but once a year. Will Saint Nicholas Cage bring us something glorious or another lump of coal for our cinematic stockings? We discuss The Trust. Meanwhile, Stuart reveals his testicle-based library habits, Elliott explores Paul Verhoven's love for California Dreams, and Dan solos on the hot sax. Wikipedia synopsis for The Trust Movies recommended in this episode: Hell or High Water Elle Outcast of the Islands If you would like to contribute to the Flop House Facebook charity drive for Planned Parenthood, GO HERE.

Zhubin Parang joins us for the fourth most magical time on the Flop House calandar: Cagemas in July! It's also time for the political conventions, so more extensive show notes are canceled while Dan jets off to Cleveland and Philly.

Smash Fiction wishes you a ridiculous and wonderful holiday season by celebrating the most ridiculous and wonderful person on Earth...Nicolas Cage! In solidarity with the Flophouse Podcast's celebration of "Cagemas," it's a WWE-style Cage Match, featuring featuring no fewer than four classic Cage characters! Castor Troy brings golden chairs to the ring, Cameron Poe knows more about wrestling than you, Edward Malus wears a bear costume, and Ben Gates is crouched in the corner trying to figure out the meaning of a symbol he found on the back of a turnbuckle pad (it's really just a bloodstain with a sequin stuck to it). Which Cage will be able to escape the cage and be declared the undisputed World Cage Champion?

For this year's Cagemas we honor both the kindly St. Nicholas Cage, and Star Wars by picking the Cage-Hayden Christiansen joint, Outcast. Meanwhile, Stuart does an ad for Clearasil, Elliott contributes his worst Popeye, and, yet again, Stu and Elliott interrupt Dan when he's trying to do something nice for other people. Merry Cagemas. Special Cagemas and Cagenuka themes courtesy of Jonathan Biegen. Movies recommended in this episode: The Big Short Magic Mike XXL Bone Tomahawk