Body Counts And Beer

Idris Elba fought a lion, and was very good at it. That got us wondering: what OTHER animals would we like to see Idris Elba fight? So that's what this minisode is: Pitching other animals for Idris Elba to fight. Plus, harsh words for royals! Are mutants humans? And we remember Judge Mills Lane! Please subscribe via Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or pretty much anywhere fine podcasts are purveyed. Leave us a rating and review because that's what every podcast asks you to do Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/BodyCountCast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/bodycountsandbeer/ Email us: bodycountsandbeer@gmail.com Let us know what you liked, what you hated, your favorite herpes, your least favorite monkey island, what movie to watch next or ANYTHING AT ALL!

ROAR! Get out your tranquilizer rifles and surprisingly well-stocked first aid kits, because this week we're discussing 2022's people-eating lion thriller BEAST! Listen in as we cover all your Idris Elba fights a lion needs, including: Billy Joel! Educational filmstrips! "No Scrubs" response songs! More! Plus: ALSO MORE! Please subscribe via Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or pretty much anywhere fine podcasts are purveyed. Leave us a rating and review because what why not what else are you doing? Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/BodyCountCast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/bodycountsandbeer/ Email us: bodycountsandbeer@gmail.com Let us know what you liked, what you hated, your favorite lion, your least favorite Chappie, what movie to watch next or ANYTHING AT ALL!

WE'RE BACK AGAIN(I promise to be more on top of this in the new year)! This week, we're discussing the (already scrubbed from most of the internet) 2022 short film released on Godzilla Day (so long ago!): GODZILLA VS GIGAN! Watch the short here: https://ifunny.co/video/godzilla-fest-3-godzilla-vs-gigan-2022-godzilla-day-short-XIXSkXH0A Please subscribe via Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or pretty much anywhere fine podcasts are purveyed. Leave us a rating and review so we can paint them onto inspirational driftwood signs! Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/BodyCountCast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/bodycountsandbeer/ Email us: bodycountsandbeer@gmail.com Let us know what you liked, what you hated, your favorite zilla, your least favorite gigan, what movie to watch next or ANYTHING AT ALL!

WE'RE BACK! And this time we're dipping our toes back in the refreshing Lake Kaiju with 2001's Godzilla, Mothra and King Ghidorah: Giant Monsters All-Out Attack! Listen in as we cover all your Guardian Monster needs, plus: Way too much Billy Corgan chitchat! Way too much comic book chitchat! Goofs! Joke 'em ups! Digressions! And our typical rampant stupidity! Please subscribe via Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or pretty much anywhere fine podcasts are purveyed. Leave us a rating and review so we can remind ourselves pods are worth casting! Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/BodyCountCast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/bodycountsandbeer/ Email us: bodycountsandbeer@gmail.com Let us know what you liked, what you hated, your favorite Godzilla, your least favorite Baragon, what movie to watch next or ANYTHING AT ALL!

Who are we? Oh. We're NOBODY. Also, that's the movie we watched. 2021's NOBODY. The "Bob Odenkirk Goes Full John Wick" movie. NOBODY. Please subscribe via Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or pretty much anywhere fine podcasts are purveyed. Leave us a rating and review so we can etch them into bones, bury them, and mess with future archaeologists! Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/BodyCountCast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/bodycountsandbeer/ Email us: bodycountsandbeer@gmail.com Let us know what you liked, what you hated, your favorite 90s alt comedian, your least favorite body, what movie to watch next or ANYTHING AT ALL!

WE'RE BACK! And this time, we're discussing our FAVORITE EPISODES OF NEWSRADIO! Why? Good question! Please subscribe via Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or pretty much anywhere fine podcasts are purveyed. Leave us a rating and review so we can make them into novelty mugs! Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/BodyCountCast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/bodycountsandbeer/ Email us: bodycountsandbeer@gmail.com Let us know what you liked, what you hated, your favorite new, your least favorite radio, what movie to watch next or ANYTHING AT ALL!

WE'RE BACK! After (yet another) baby hiatus, we're building woodland traps and observing the food chain in action was we discuss 2022's PREY! Listen in as we cover all your Predator/Prey needs, including: Neelix slander! Spam tips! An open invitation to Lance Henriksen! Our usual harsh words for France! MASSIVE RIVERDALE SPOILERS! Please subscribe via Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or pretty much anywhere fine podcasts are purveyed. Leave us a rating and review so we can read it in very silly French accents! Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/BodyCountCast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/bodycountsandbeer/ Email us: bodycountsandbeer@gmail.com Let us know what you liked, what you hated, your favorite trap, your least favorite bear, what movie to watch next or ANYTHING AT ALL!

To paraphrase the great philosophers of Anthrax, "WE ARE THE LAW!" This week, we're discussing 2012's DREDD! Listen in as we cover all your Judge-related concerns: Harsh words for mobile games and Suge Knight! Spoilers for Lost! 1-900 numbers! Other stuff! PLUS: things! Please subscribe via Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or pretty much anywhere fine podcasts are purveyed. Leave us a rating and review so we can confine it to the JuviCubes for 3 years! Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/BodyCountCast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/bodycountsandbeer/ Email us: bodycountsandbeer@gmail.com Let us know what you liked, what you hated, your favorite judge, your least favorite dredd, what movie to watch next or ANYTHING AT ALL!

Grease up your skillets, crack your eggs and brew the coffee, because this week we're discussing OUR FAVORITE BREAKFASTS! With special (returning) guests Julia Rigby and Dee Rosenthal! Please subscribe via Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or pretty much anywhere fine podcasts are purveyed. Leave us a rating and review so we etch it into celery and jam it into our Bloody Caesars! Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/BodyCountCast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/bodycountsandbeer/ Email us: bodycountsandbeer@gmail.com Let us know what you liked, what you hated, your favorite pancake, your least favorite toast, what movie to watch next or ANYTHING AT ALL!

This week we welcome returning "guests" Dee Rosenthal (Rambo III) and Julia Rigby (Predator) to discuss 2004's delightful KUNG FU HUSTLE! Listen in as they sit just off mic offering the barest words of encouragement! We got everything this episode: Too much Huckabee! Bad guitar playing! ZZ Top! Recounting of bits that aren't as funny as the bits themselves! AND MORE! Please subscribe via Apple Podcasts, Spotify, SoundCloud or pretty much anywhere fine podcasts are purveyed. Leave us a rating and review so we can pack it into a firework and blast it into the sky! Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/BodyCountCast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/bodycountsandbeer/ Email us: bodycountsandbeer@gmail.com Let us know what you liked, what you hated, your favorite Stephen Chow, your least favorite Hustle, what movie to watch next or ANYTHING AT ALL!

Hey, remember how Jet Li's THE ONE ended with a prison pyramid? This week, we ponder aloud "What if ALL movies ended with a prison pyramid." That's it. That's all this is. Please subscribe via Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or pretty much anywhere fine podcasts are purveyed. Leave us a rating and review so we can stitch it onto a flag and wave it at PRISON PYRAMID! Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/BodyCountCast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/bodycountsandbeer/ Email us: bodycountsandbeer@gmail.com Let us know what you liked, what you hated, your favorite ending, your least favorite beginning, what movie to watch next or ANYTHING AT ALL!

What happens when Jet Li fights Jet Li and also Jason Statham with hair shows up? It's 2001's THE ONE, a movie that's almost good until its final two minutes when it becomes AWESOME! Listen as we cover all the bases for this early-aughts mess of a movie: Harsh words for Snyder! Kind words for the early days of video rentals! A little karaoke story! PLUS: PRISON PYRAMID ALTERNATE ENDINGS! Please subscribe via Apple Podcasts, Spotify, SoundCloud or pretty much anywhere fine podcasts are purveyed. Leave us a rating and review, and write it in cuneiform because we need the practice! Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/BodyCountCast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/bodycountsandbeer/ Email us: bodycountsandbeer@gmail.com Let us know what you liked, what you hated, your favorite the, your least favorite one, what movie to watch next or ANYTHING AT ALL!

IT'S OVER...almost. This week we close out INTO THE BROMLEYVERSE by forcing Patrick to reveal a different timeline. A "what if" if you will. Anyway, it's a lot of fun, please listen. Please subscribe via Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or pretty much anywhere fine podcasts are purveyed. Leave us a rating and review so we can etch it onto Patrick's gold retirement watch! Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/BodyCountCast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/bodycountsandbeer/ Email us: bodycountsandbeer@gmail.com Let us know what you liked, what you hated, your favorite what, your least favorite if, what movie to watch next or ANYTHING AT ALL!

WE DID IT! The long awaited finale of INTO THE BROMLEYVERSE! We're closing out strong with another movie where Danny Glover suffers, this time with 1989's LETHAL WEAPON 2! Tune in the hear all the normal Lethal Weapon stuff you'd expect: Harsh words for David O. Russell! Kind words for Bald Hotties! TV Theme songs! TOO MUCH HUCKABEE! Plus, we play "Who's On That Bill?" Please subscribe via Apple Podcasts, Spotify, SoundCloud or pretty much anywhere fine podcasts are purveyed. Leave us a rating and review, and turn out the light when you leave! Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/BodyCountCast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/bodycountsandbeer/ Email us: bodycountsandbeer@gmail.com Let us know what you liked, what you hated, your favorite sequel, your least favorite jerks, what movie to watch next or ANYTHING AT ALL!

This week, we discuss our FAVORITE BIOPICS, as well as a number of unrelated subjects like dual VHS and David Letterman! Please subscribe via Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or pretty much anywhere fine podcasts are purveyed. Leave us a rating and review so we can absorb their power! Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/BodyCountCast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/bodycountsandbeer/ Email us: bodycountsandbeer@gmail.com Let us know what you liked, what you hated, your favorite bio, your least favorite pic, what movie to watch next or ANYTHING AT ALL!

It's the (LONG DELAYED SORRY I WENT ON VACATION) episode 3 of Into The Bromleyverse! This week, we're discussing a film Patrick has been trying to get us to watch since the very beginning: 2008's IP MAN! Listen in as we cover all your Ip Man needs: Harsh words for Quebec! High Praise for Dr. John! Pittsburgh v. Philly: Dawn of Justice! The uncomfortable weirdness of watching another country's propaganda! Please subscribe via Apple Podcasts, Spotify, SoundCloud or pretty much anywhere fine podcasts are purveyed. Leave us a rating and review so we can turn them into skywriting! Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/BodyCountCast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/bodycountsandbeer/ Email us: bodycountsandbeer@gmail.com Let us know what you liked, what you hated, your favorite Donnie, your least favorite tricycle, what movie to watch next or ANYTHING AT ALL!

It's here! We're discussing our FAVORITE SEAN BEAN DEATHS and also just barely celebrating our 6TH PODVERSARY SPECIAL! That's it! Please subscribe via Apple Podcasts, Spotify, SoundCloud or pretty much anywhere fine podcasts are purveyed. Leave us a rating and review sew it into a cursed dress that refuses to be washed! Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/BodyCountCast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/bodycountsandbeer/ Email us: bodycountsandbeer@gmail.com Let us know what you liked, what you hated, your favorite Bean, your least favorite bean, what movie to watch next or ANYTHING AT ALL!

It's Episode 2 of INTO THE BROMLEYVERSE! This week, we stay in the 90s to discuss grumpy political thriller PATRIOT GAMES! Listen in as we cover all the Tom Clancy bases: Harsh words for U2! High praise for Jackass! MASSIVE SPOILERS FOR THE GREEN KNIGHT! Reminiscing about Law & Order! Stuff! Plus: THINGS! Please subscribe via Apple Podcasts, Spotify, SoundCloud or pretty much anywhere fine podcasts are purveyed. Leave us a rating and review so we can print them out and use them to send secret messages to our cohorts! Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/BodyCountCast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/bodycountsandbeer/ Email us: bodycountsandbeer@gmail.com Let us know what you liked, what you hated, your favorite Game, your least favorite Patriot, what movie to watch next or ANYTHING AT ALL!

Its fought the Aliens, its fought the Batman, its fought the Robocop, but now the Predator is up against something even more frightening: mid-to-late 30s podcasters! This week, we're pitching out very own PREDATOR VERSUSES! Please subscribe via Apple Podcasts, Spotify, SoundCloud or pretty much anywhere fine podcasts are purveyed. Leave us a rating and review and leave a nice one for yourself too, you deserve it! Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/BodyCountCast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/bodycountsandbeer/ Email us: bodycountsandbeer@gmail.com Let us know what you liked, what you hated, your favorite Versus, your least favorite Verzuz, what movie to watch next or ANYTHING AT ALL!

It's Episode 1 of the ALL BROMLEY ALL THE TIME! Patrick Bromley chooses the next four films, and this week we start off with...a...banger? Clunker? Listen as we talk PREDATOR 2 to find out! This show has EVERYTHING, including: Harsh words for Weezer! HEAT 2! The Al Pacino Impression-to-Bernie Sanders Impression Pipeline! Harsh words for California! PLUS: We finally weigh in on NFTs (they're stupid and a scam but if you want one from us, instructions in the pod)! Please subscribe via Apple Podcasts, Spotify, SoundCloud or pretty much anywhere fine podcasts are purveyed. Leave us a rating and review and somewhere an angel will get its Machine Gun Wings! Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/BodyCountCast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/bodycountsandbeer/ Email us: bodycountsandbeer@gmail.com Let us know what you liked, what you hated, your favorite Danny, your least favorite Glover, what movie to watch next or ANYTHING AT ALL!

Now that we've seen a proper rebuild done in full, it's up to us to steward the next several rebuilds! This week, we pitch some franchises we'd like to see get the Rebuild treatment, so listen in, won't you? Please subscribe via Apple Podcasts, Spotify, SoundCloud or pretty much anywhere fine podcasts are purveyed. Leave us a rating and review, otherwise we don't get our puddings! HOW CAN WE HAVE ANY PUDDINGS IF WE DON'T HAVE REVIEWS? Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/BodyCountCast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/bodycountsandbeer/ Email us: bodycountsandbeer@gmail.com Let us know what you liked, what you hated, your favorite Rebuild, your least favorite ice cream, what movie to watch next or ANYTHING AT ALL!

WE DID IT! Here it is, the end of our ongoing live coverage of the Rebuild of Evangelion series, as we tackle EVANGELION 3.0 + 1.01 THRICE UPON A TIME (I will not miss typed out these titles)! Listen in as we cover all your final EVA needs, such as: More harsh words for France! A beer rec! Jon talks 'rasslin'! Mark goes all in on the Bulls (who promptly lost 4 out 5 since recording YIKES)! PLUS: another installment of Dumpin' On Hamlet! Please subscribe via Apple Podcasts, Spotify, SoundCloud or pretty much anywhere fine podcasts are purveyed. Leave us a rating and review and we'll maybe finally remember to read it on the show! Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/BodyCountCast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/bodycountsandbeer/ Email us: bodycountsandbeer@gmail.com Let us know what you liked, what you hated, your favorite Near Impact, your least favorite Golgotha, what movie to watch next or ANYTHING AT ALL!

Hey, remember when Bruce Willis gave a crap? We do! And this week, we're passing those fond remembrances on to you, as we discuss our FAVORITE (Non-Die Hard) BRUCE WILLISES! Listen in as we, well, discuss exactly what I wrote above. Please subscribe via Apple Podcasts, Spotify, SoundCloud or pretty much anywhere fine podcasts are purveyed. Leave us a rating and review so you can FULFILL THE PROPHECY! Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/BodyCountCast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/bodycountsandbeer/ Email us: bodycountsandbeer@gmail.com Let us know what you liked, what you hated, your favorite Bruce, your least favorite Willis, what movie to watch next or ANYTHING AT ALL!

Hey, remember when Bruce Willis still TRIED? We do! As such, for your (very late) Christmas gift, this week we're discussing 1991's THE LAST BOY SCOUT! Listen in as we cover your Shane Black-est needs, including: Harsh words for Aaron Sorkin! High praise for Bob Einstein! Sly Stallone drops by! We play a rousing game of Jeopardy! PLUS: Jon does not know the difference between a coach and an owner! Please subscribe via Apple Podcasts, Spotify, SoundCloud or pretty much anywhere fine podcasts are purveyed. Leave us a rating and review or we'll continue to release episodes sporadically at best! Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/BodyCountCast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/bodycountsandbeer/ Email us: bodycountsandbeer@gmail.com Let us know what you liked, what you hated, your favorite Wayans, your least favorite Willis, what movie to watch next or ANYTHING AT ALL!

It's all right there in the title. Please subscribe via Apple Podcasts, Spotify, SoundCloud or pretty much anywhere fine podcasts are purveyed. Leave us a rating and review so you can feel good about making us feel good! Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/BodyCountCast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/bodycountsandbeer/ Email us: bodycountsandbeer@gmail.com Let us know what you liked, what you hated, your favorite model, your least favorite glue, what movie to watch next or ANYTHING AT ALL!

Hope you're ready for 40 minutes of action and 40 minutes of plaintive piano duets, because this week we continue our exploration of the Rebuild of Evangelion series with EVANGELION 3.33: YOU CAN (NOT) REDO! Listen in as we cover all your EVA and Angel needs: Harsh words for both English language and English cuisine! Jon has a Billy D. Williams story! Massive spoilers for Avengers Vs. X-Men! Mark makes the cases for Daft Punk and Anthony Bourdain! PLUS: a sneak peek at the upcoming PATRICK BROMLEY ERA! Please subscribe via Apple Podcasts, Spotify, SoundCloud or pretty much anywhere fine podcasts are purveyed. Leave us a rating and review because frankly it's the nice thing to do! Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/BodyCountCast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/bodycountsandbeer/ Email us: bodycountsandbeer@gmail.com Let us know what you liked, what you hated, your favorite spear, your least favorite pear, what movie to watch next or ANYTHING AT ALL!

Grab your controllers and a two liter of Code Red, because for this week's minisode we're discussing WHAT GAMES YOU PLAYING? Listen in as we cover all your gamer needs: Mark threatens more basketball talk! A cell phone AI drops by! We're still getting used to our new mic setup! PLUS: Harsh words for dumdum gamers! Please subscribe via Apple Podcasts, Spotify, SoundCloud or pretty much anywhere fine podcasts are purveyed. Leave us a rating and review so we can devour them and absorb their power! Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/BodyCountCast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/bodycountsandbeer/ Email us: bodycountsandbeer@gmail.com Let us know what you liked, what you hated, your favorite game, your least favorite video, what movie to watch next or ANYTHING AT ALL!

This week, we continue our ongoing coverage of the Rebuild of Evangelion film series with a look at 2009's EVANGELION: 2.22: YOU CAN (NOT) ADVANCE! Listen in as we cover all of your EVA and Angel needs, including: More Bad Dad/Anime Dad! Too much Final Fantasy talk! CGC slander! Boris Johnson stops by! UB-40! More! AND MORE! Please subscribe via Apple Podcasts, Spotify, SoundCloud or pretty much anywhere fine podcasts are purveyed. Leave us a rating and review so we can make another joke her about leaving ratings and reviews! Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/BodyCountCast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/bodycountsandbeer/ Email us: bodycountsandbeer@gmail.com Let us know what you liked, what you hated, your favorite penguin, your least favorite puffin, what movie to watch next or ANYTHING AT ALL!

We have a fever, and the only prescription is acetaminophen, which helps break fevers! Also anime. That's right, this week we're discussing our FAVORITE ANIME SERIESES! Listen as three dudes who barely watch anime fumble through their descriptions of anime! Plus: kind words for Ron Funches! Please subscribe via Apple Podcasts, Spotify, SoundCloud or pretty much anywhere fine podcasts are purveyed. Leave us a rating and review so we can use them as increasingly secure passwords for our email! Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/BodyCountCast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/bodycountsandbeer/ Email us: bodycountsandbeer@gmail.com Let us know what you liked, what you hated, your favorite anime, your least favorite animal, what movie to watch next or ANYTHING AT ALL!

WE'RE BACK! After an extremely long unplanned hiatus, we've returned to the studio and found all our equipment barely in working order. So, sorry for the audio issues, we hope to have them worked out soon. ANYWAY! This week, we're discussing 2007's sad boi anime monster fight movie EVANGELION 1.11: YOU ARE (NOT) ALONE, so Jon can finally stop cryptically referencing it. We cover all your EVA needs, up to and including: harsh words and high praise for Kevin Smith! Our reboot of Married With Children! Josh Brolin end credits raps! Lots of terrible prog rock jokes! Plus: Cinema's greatest bird and Cinema's worst dad! Please subscribe via Apple Podcasts, Spotify, SoundCloud or pretty much anywhere fine podcasts are purveyed. Leave us a rating and review so we can make another joke her about leaving ratings and reviews! Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/BodyCountCast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/bodycountsandbeer/ Email us: bodycountsandbeer@gmail.com Let us know what you liked, what you hated, your favorite robot, your least favorite angel, what movie to watch next or ANYTHING AT ALL!

Grow out your mullets and start stretching out those split muscles, because this week we're back IN PERSON and back with another JCVD classic: TIMECOP! Listen in as we cover all you time travel wedge-related needs: Hot doc recommendations! PHIL COLLINS! Street Fighter 2 tips! A Hellraiser stops by! Yet another reminder that Patrick is from the south! PLUS: 3 white guys argue proper tacos recipes! Please subscribe via Apple Podcasts, Spotify, SoundCloud or pretty much anywhere fine podcasts are purveyed. Leave us a rating and review so we can make another joke her about leaving ratings and reviews! Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/BodyCountCast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/bodycountsandbeer/ Email us: bodycountsandbeer@gmail.com Let us know what you liked, what you hated, your favorite time, your least favorite cop, what movie to watch next or ANYTHING AT ALL!

Get some yum yums in your tum tums because this week we're discussing our FAVORITE QUARANTINE SNACKS, the perfect accompaniment for last week's weebstravaganza! Join us and listen as we discuss the salty sweet fatty goodness that has sustained us in these difficult times. Also a bunch of sports and politics stuff at the top because oh boy were we fired up. Please subscribe via Apple Podcasts, Spotify, SoundCloud or pretty much anywhere fine podcasts are purveyed. Leave us a rating and review so we can have them poorly printed onto delicious grocery store cakes! Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/BodyCountCast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/bodycountsandbeer/ Email us: bodycountsandbeer@gmail.com Let us know what you liked, what you hated, your favorite snack, your least favorite quarantine, what movie to watch next or ANYTHING AT ALL!

WEEEEE-oooooo! WEEEEE-ooooo! WEEEEE-ooooo! BA BA BA BA BA! That's right, much to Patrick's consternation, we're discussing 2003's KILL BILL VOL. 1! Listen in as we cover all the bases in one of the most contentious episodes yet: More harsh words for Morrissey! Grocery tales! The Joy of Zillow! Gross foot stuff! Euphemisms! Plus, Patrick has EXTREMELY harsh words for Tarantino! Please subscribe via Apple Podcasts, Spotify, SoundCloud or pretty much anywhere fine podcasts are purveyed. Leave us a rating and review so we can remix it with some sick RZA beats! Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/BodyCountCast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/bodycountsandbeer/ Email us: bodycountsandbeer@gmail.com Let us know what you liked, what you hated, your favorite sword, your least favorite Bill, what movie to watch next or ANYTHING AT ALL!

Once again we ran out of ideas, and once again, a last minute contender fights its way through. That's right, it's minisode time! Please subscribe via Apple Podcasts, Spotify, SoundCloud or pretty much anywhere fine podcasts are purveyed. Leave us a rating and review so we can rate and review your rating and review! Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/BodyCountCast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/bodycountsandbeer/ Email us: bodycountsandbeer@gmail.com Let us know what you liked, what you hated, your favorite WW2 video game, your least favorite WW1 video game, what movie to watch next or ANYTHING AT ALL!

A-TEN-HUT! Look alive, listener! Build a makeshift bridge, fly a plane or commandeer a civilian sea vessel, because this week we're discussing 2017's DUNKIRK! Listen in as we cover the entirety of WW2 in goofs form: Harsh words for Caddyshack! Kind words for Harry Styles! Harsh words for the British! Rescue boat snacks from around the world! PLUS: Mark eats dinner and Jon has tech issues! Please subscribe via Apple Podcasts, Spotify, SoundCloud or pretty much anywhere fine podcasts are purveyed. Leave us a rating and review so we can gently sing them to Aquaman's wet sweater! Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/BodyCountCast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/bodycountsandbeer/ Email us: bodycountsandbeer@gmail.com Let us know what you liked, what you hated, your favorite beach, your least favorite civilian pleasure craft, what movie to watch next or ANYTHING AT ALL!

5 WHOLE YEARS! Why do we do it to ourselves? Why do we do it to you? NOBODY KNOWS! Anyway, buckle up for a bunch of goofs doing goofs and looking back over the dumpster fire year that was. We got everything this week: Favorite movies of the past year! Favorite phones! Favorite math! Harsh words for Alec Baldwin! The inevitable listing of Evangelion movie titles! AND MORE! Please subscribe via Apple Podcasts, Spotify, SoundCloud or pretty much anywhere fine podcasts are purveyed. Leave us a rating and review so we have something to read on the bus! Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/BodyCountCast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/bodycountsandbeer/ Email us: bodycountsandbeer@gmail.com Let us know what you liked, what you hated, your favorite episode, your least favorite minisode, what movie to watch next or ANYTHING AT ALL!

Some podcasts are always trying to ice skate uphill, and some other podcasts are talking about BLADE. This week, we have the bravery and courage to do BOTH! Listen in as we cover anything your little vampire heart desires: Cranky Longhairs! The origin of youthful vampires! We parse 90s rave culture! New entries on the AFI quote list! Harsh words for all the Morrisons! PLUS: QUAKE TALK! Please subscribe via Apple Podcasts, Spotify, SoundCloud or pretty much anywhere fine podcasts are purveyed. Leave us a rating and review so we can use them to summon a blood god, but not THE blood god! Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/BodyCountCast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/bodycountsandbeer/ Email us: bodycountsandbeer@gmail.com Let us know what you liked, what you hated, your favorite half-vampire, your least favorite vamp-halfvire, what movie to watch next or ANYTHING AT ALL!

Grab your hankies, your black eyeliner and your unresolved issues because this week we're discussing our FAVORITE SAD 90S BANDS! Listen in as we cover all the sadness we could handle: Harsh words for Billy Corgan! Jon fails his bait and switch! Mark doesn't know nearly enough about REM as he lets on! A lesson in Sopranos slang! Plus: more harsh words for Jim Carrey! Please subscribe via Apple Podcasts, Spotify, SoundCloud or pretty much anywhere fine podcasts are purveyed. Leave us a rating and review so we can justify the time away from friends and family! Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/BodyCountCast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/bodycountsandbeer/ Email us: bodycountsandbeer@gmail.com Let us know what you liked, what you hated, your favorite sad 90s band, your least favorite happy 80s band, what movie to watch next or ANYTHING AT ALL!

CAW CAW! Grab your leather duster, your black hair dye and your white pancake makeup, because this week we're discussing 1994's Goth-to-the-Max THE CROW! Listen in as we cover everything your little Cure-loving heart could desire: Harsh words for Marilyn Manson and the Snyder Cut! Jon's Detour Corner! Mark's Political Corner! Theatre Stories! We finally expose the flaws in Ghostbusters 2! Plus, one of the Superfans stops by! Please subscribe via Apple Podcasts, Spotify, SoundCloud or pretty much anywhere fine podcasts are purveyed. Leave us a rating and review so we can read your ratings and reviews! Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/BodyCountCast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/bodycountsandbeer/ Email us: bodycountsandbeer@gmail.com Let us know what you liked, what you hated, your favorite bird, your least favorite Alex Proyas film, what movie to watch next or ANYTHING AT ALL!

Last week we discussed SHIN GODZILLA, the radical satirical reboot of the Godzilla franchise, which focused on the failures of government and bureaucracy in the face of disaster. So what now? WE'RE SHINNIN' THE MOVIES BAYBEEEEEE! That's right, this week we each chose a movie to get the "Shin Godzilla" treatment, exploring how slow moving red tape loving politicos would deal with things like alien invasions, cryo-criminals and lava. All the lava. Please subscribe via Apple Podcasts, SoundCloud, Spotify or pretty much anywhere fine podcasts are purveyed. Leave us a rating and review so we can make iron on patches for our clothes! Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/BodyCountCast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/bodycountsandbeer/ Email us: bodycountsandbeer@gmail.com Let us know what you liked, what you hated, your favorite corn, your least favorite Korn, what movie to watch next or ANYTHING AT ALL!

SKREEONK! You hear that mighty and familiar roar? That means it's time to once again discuss everyone's favorite Kaiju. This week, we're discussing 2016's satirical and terrifying reboot, SHIN GODZILLA! We got a little bit of everything, so listen in for: Jon rattling off the increasingly absurd titles of Evangelion sequels! Mark needing anime explained to him AGAIN! George Lucas drops by! Plus, the secret to breeding Matthew Brodericks! Please subscribe via Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or pretty much anywhere fine podcasts are purveyed. Leave us a rating and review so we can use their bones to build MechaReviews! Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/BodyCountCast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/bodycountsandbeer/ Email us: bodycountsandbeer@gmail.com Let us know what you liked, what you hated, your favorite reboot, your least favorite shin, what movie to watch next or ANYTHING AT ALL!

A day late and so many dollars short, Body Counts and Beer returns with a brand new minisode sure to...make you...something. It's a minisode about READY PLAYER ONE IMDB TRIVIA! We hit everything in this one: Trivia! Goofs! Factual Errors! Plus, we eavesdrop on a conversation between George Lucas and Steven Spielberg! PLUS: WE'RE NOW ON SPOTIFY! Please subscribe via Apple Podcasts, SoundCloud, Spotify or pretty much anywhere fine podcasts are purveyed. Leave us a rating and review so we can etch them onto rocks to sell at the flea market! Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/BodyCountCast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/bodycountsandbeer/ Email us: bodycountsandbeer@gmail.com Let us know what you liked, what you hated, your favorite IMDB goof, your least favorite Goofy IMDB, what movie to watch next or ANYTHING AT ALL!

And we're back! Hot off our yearly unannounced holiday break, we've arrived with our take on everybody's favorite nostalgia producing sludge factory, 2018's READY PLAYER ONE! Listen in as we cover the readiest of player ones, including: Harsh words for Billy Corgan! All the songs that SHOULD have been in this movie! Jon's episode long white hot rage! Base comparisons between book and movie! Plus a bunch of bits we've probably already done before but forgot because we've been away so long! Please subscribe via Apple Podcasts, SoundCloud, Stitcher or pretty much anywhere fine podcasts are purveyed. Leave us a rating and review so we can convince ourselves this is still a worthwhile endeavor! Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/BodyCountCast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/bodycountsandbeer/ Email us: bodycountsandbeer@gmail.com Let us know what you liked, what you hated, your favorite Player One (Mario), your least favorite Player Two (the other guy from Bad Dudes), what movie to watch next or ANYTHING AT ALL!

Break the arms off your sunglasses and bust out the pleather, it's time to fly through the interwebs through landline phones into 2003's THE MATRIX RELOADED! Listen in as we cover all the Matrix Bases (Mases?), including: Harsh words for twins! The unexpected horniness of Star Trek: Discovery! Poor design choices in War Mechs! Mark is bad at recognizing signals! PLUS: SO MUCH BON JOVI STUFF! Please subscribe via Apple Podcasts, SoundCloud, Stitcher or pretty much anywhere fine podcasts are purveyed. Leave us a rating and review so we can remember why we still do this! Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/BodyCountCast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/bodycountsandbeer/ Email us: bodycountsandbeer@gmail.com Let us know what you liked, what you hated, your favorite computer, your least favorite stereotype program, what album to listen to next or ANYTHING AT ALL!

This week, we conclude our REELIN' IN THE BEERS detour with a look at some STEELY DAN EPHEMERA! First, we discuss The Dan's induction into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame, beginning with the anti-charisma of noted Natalie Portman not-dater Moby: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wx_i-46Uy8Q Then we cover Donald Fagen and Walter Becker's "acceptance" speech/snarky Q&A: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uK7QO9Hx3xM And, of course, their performance of "Black Friday": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GYAPC0CjJGI Finally, we cover episode 10 of the seminal Channel 101 web series YACHT ROCK: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qcb-K8k-OAE Then there's like 20 extra minutes of Bon Jovi stuff! Please subscribe via Apple Podcasts, SoundCloud, Stitcher or pretty much anywhere fine podcasts are purveyed. Leave us a rating and review so we assign them as reading for our book club! Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/BodyCountCast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/bodycountsandbeer/ Email us: bodycountsandbeer@gmail.com Let us know what you liked, what you hated, your favorite Steely Dan song, your least favorite Moby song, what movie to watch next or ANYTHING AT ALL!

We did it. 100 episodes. Thank you so much for following us on this incredibly stupid journey. Your reward? A track-by-track goof 'em up of Steely Dan's 1977 classic album AJA. This...is REELIN' IN THE BEERS! Listen in as we cover all manner of Steely Business, up to and including: an appreciation of jug bands! Mark stands up for Toto (the band, not the dog)! The increasing cost of thrills! The taste and smell of Steely Dan! Plus, our new spinoff YouTube show: COUCH DANCERS! Please subscribe via Apple Podcasts, SoundCloud, Stitcher or pretty much anywhere fine podcasts are purveyed. Leave us a rating and review so we can scribble them into books to make people think they're of greater value! Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/BodyCountCast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/bodycountsandbeer/ Email us: bodycountsandbeer@gmail.com Let us know what you liked, what you hated, your Steely, your least favorite Dan, what album to listen to next or ANYTHING AT ALL!

This week, we're building our very own Nicolas Cage/Sean Connery superteams! Why? Let us answer your question with a question of our own: WE DON'T KNOW? Please subscribe via Apple Podcasts, SoundCloud, Stitcher or pretty much anywhere fine podcasts are purveyed. Leave us a rating and review so we incorporate them into our weekly Shadowrun session! Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/BodyCountCast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/bodycountsandbeer/ Email us: bodycountsandbeer@gmail.com Let us know what you liked, what you hated, your favorite Cage, your least favorite Connery, what movie to watch next or ANYTHING AT ALL!

*extreme Connery voice* Welcome...to episode 99. This week, we tackle our first (we think?) Michael Bay film and our second (we think?) Nic Cage film with 1996's Criterion-approved THE ROCK! Listen in as we cover all your Alcatraz and Bio-Chemical weapons queries: the possible last words of Michael Biehn! Kind words for MC Hammer! Harsh words for Tiny Furniture! The glory of USA Network's USA.M. programming block! Plus, Sean Connery and Peter Jackson drop by to negotiate their Lord of the Rings contract! Please subscribe via Apple Podcasts, SoundCloud, Stitcher or pretty much anywhere fine podcasts are purveyed. Leave us a rating and review so we can etch them onto the Tesla truck SpaceX is launching to Venus next month! Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/BodyCountCast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/bodycountsandbeer/ Email us: bodycountsandbeer@gmail.com Let us know what you liked, what you hated, your favorite rock, your least favorite stone, what movie to watch next or ANYTHING AT ALL!

GENTLEMEN BEHOLD! My most sinister minisode yet! Almost thirty consecutive minutes of "Hey, you remember that?" This week, we're discussing our FAVORITE ADULT SWIM SHOWS! Listen in as we barely recall shows we love, and repeatedly mis-quote character we have already mis-named! PLUS: We again promise Reelin' In The Beers (it's coming soon). Please subscribe via Apple Podcasts, SoundCloud, Stitcher or pretty much anywhere fine podcasts are purveyed. Leave us a rating and review so we can paint them onto the end of a telescope so it looks like your reviews are in SPAAAAAAACE! Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/BodyCountCast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/bodycountsandbeer/ Email us: bodycountsandbeer@gmail.com Let us know what you liked, what you hated, your favorite Adult Swim show, your least favorite Cartoon Network show, what movie to watch next or ANYTHING AT ALL!

This week, we're dipping our toes into Lake Anime with 2001's COWBOY BEBOP: THE MOVIE, a film about a robot man, a gambling addict, a hacking tween and the laziest martial artist ever! Listen in as we cover the gamut of Cowboy and/or Bebop themes: The downsides of living in the Zion, the last human city! Magicians we could beat up! Ron Popeil! Jon and Patrick's dubious history of animation! Plus: Mark tells a story from his time in the pharmaceutical business! Please subscribe via Apple Podcasts, SoundCloud, Stitcher or pretty much anywhere fine podcasts are purveyed. Leave us a rating and review so we can read them. We're out of books. Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/BodyCountCast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/bodycountsandbeer/ Email us: bodycountsandbeer@gmail.com Let us know what you liked, what you hated, your favorite anime, your least favorite manga, what movie to watch next or ANYTHING AT ALL!

It's...we're...I guess...ugh. Favorite French Fries. Please subscribe via Apple Podcasts, SoundCloud, Stitcher or pretty much anywhere fine podcasts are purveyed. Leave us a rating and review so we can slice it thin, fry it once, then fry it again! Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/BodyCountCast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/bodycountsandbeer/ Email us: bodycountsandbeer@gmail.com Let us know what you liked, what you hated, your favorite fry, your least favorite fry, what movie to watch next or ANYTHING AT ALL!