Homo's Modern Life - The Podcast

We saved this one for a rainy day. A snowy day will do though! As we Texans shelter (hopefully) in our warm homes, why not add our voices to those fireplace vibes? Tyler and Andy contemplated whether or not another snow storm would occur at the time of recording, and guess what, they predicted correctly. Keeping us cozy and confident this episode is Alex Ray (@coachalexray). He's a phenomenal life coach, inspirational figure, and fierce pioneer of hot sex for LGBTQ people. He believes that confidence shouldn't be isolated from the bedroom. In fact, asking for what you want in bed helps you ask for what you want in life. Forget lady on the streets. Be your favorite kind of freak wherever you be! Please visit https://coachalexray.com to elicit his exquisite expertise as a coach, and follow his Instagram so you can stare at his self-assteem! Join "Homo's Modern Life" at his upcoming "Confident as F***" coaching event on February 11th. All the info about it and how to join is available on his website. See you in season four! Hosts: Tyler- @homosmodernlife Andy- @Andyfromboystory Producer: Collin- @squidlegs

We are the homos with eyes that sparkle, Queens! The totally tight TikTok talent Taylor Morgan McPherson (@sparklequeenla) stopped by the Gooplah laboratory to help the boys with their chemistry. You see, some of our queer peeps and pals don't know how to get past biology, cuz playing the early dating game is often all about physics. Tune in to this very special episode of "Homo's Modern Life" for some crucial formulas like how to calculate the length of a first date. How many Instagrams should you collect in a single night? Rolodex realness??? Sebastian the crab told Ariel to blink cutely for her handsome prince. In this fast-paced world of hot vax summer clubbin', you might be surprised by how far that can take you. Tyler and Andy may often be unlucky in love, but after talking with Taylor, they feel one step closer towards that moon and pizza pie combo. We hope this episode leads you to love, and if not that, glitter. Don't forget, play safe! We apologize for some audio strangeness. As hottie Harry Styles would say, it's a sign of the times. Hosts: Tyler- @homosmodernlife Andy- @Andyfromboystory Producer: Collin- @squidlegs Support this podcast

It's beginning to look a lot like A BONUS EPISODE! This recording was made weeks ago, but we believe that it should be Gay Christmas all year round. So yes, in this episode, Tyler opens his presents from Andy. Also yes, it is very cute. Because you know we like to keep on theme, we thought we'd invite someone on who brings joy to queers across DFW: the benevolent and bodacious Tres Brown (tresbaybay). They talk to us about the many organization they work with in order to help educate people about safe sex practices while normalizing sex positivity. DFW Fuse hosts many events like D&D (not those kinds of D's (this time ;-)), game nights, movie premieres, and so much more. You may be seeing Tyler and Andy at some of these wonderful get togethers, because our New Year's Resolution is to further collaborate with LGBTQ led organizations in and around DFW. We sincerely hope this episode connects some of you with a very helpful resource, namely, Our local resource center: myresourcecenter.org DFW Fuse- @dfwfuse Resource Center- @myresourcectr Gender Brave- @genderbrave United Black Ellument- @ubellument Hosts: Tyler- @homosmodernlife Andy- @Andyfromboystory Producer: Collin- @squidlegs Support this podcast

What's all the Gooplah? Well, HML is changing their name! This was supposed to be the last episode of our third season before our epic rebrand, but instead, just to mess with everyone's already fragile brains, it's our third to last. Cuz why not!? You know we like to keep our quality queers and astonishing allies on their toes. There was lots of eggnog this year, aiight? In this episode, Tyler and Andy gab away without daddy's (Collin's*) supervision. And you know what, daddy is proud (y'all did a great job)! Download and play for all kinds of things that are gay, including some potential alternate names for our HML boys. Will we be introduced to Calami-Tyler soon? Only listeners will know. Now go! Be your best hoe! Hosts: Tyler- @homosmodernlife Andy- @Andyfromboystory Producer: Collin- @squidlegs Support this podcast

Join HML hosts Tyler and Andy for our trivia game show: “Porn for the Holigays,” where three professional porn stars compete to see who can answer our questions first. Each contestant has the chance of winning a fabulous prize, and you'll have to tune in to find out who finishes first. ;-) Here are the game categories: Game one: -Beginning or false start— Game two: -Everyone finishes—  Game three: -Vanilla zone—  Game four: -The twelve kinks of Xxxmas— Game five: -Gurl did wut!? Did these porn stars do that!?- Game six: -Title or tease— Contestants: Eli Hunter- @elihunter1988 Michael Boston- @michaelbossston Dillon Roman- @dillon_roamin Hosts: Tyler- @homosmodernlife Andy- @Andyfromboystory Producer: Collin- @squidlegs Support this podcast

Charlie Gearing (@gearingforTexas), Democratic candidate for District 114, aka- East Dallas, stopped by the pod to talk with Tyler and JP about how he's going to help build a better Texas. Charlie is a champion for reproductive rights, trans rights, housing rights, and actively combats harmful policies. Visit gearingfortexas.com to learn about his history of activism and his plan of action if elected. There's honestly too much to touch on, but remember that power reducing winter? Well, Charlie knows how to keep us warm when it inevitably happens again. He believes in education, equality, fairness, and accountability. Speaking of getting there, don't forget to register and vote in the primaries on March 1st. Let's make a date of it! Hosts: Tyler- @homosmodernlife Andy- @Andyfromboystory JP- @hmlpoliticalhookup Producer: Collin- @squidlegs Support this podcast

Are you wearing kites after Labor Day? Fly away with us on this most special episode where we untangle fashion trends, both knotty and nice alike, with the eclectic TikTokreative, Mandy Lee (@oldloserinbrooklyn). Do you even KNOW why you're wearing those socks beneath your sandals? Will Crocs EVER be in style? This episode can serve as your first stop on the road towards more actualized looks in 2022. We want you to turn it out, HML babies, and be sure to check out all of Mandy Lee's indelible insights into how one can dress for themselves. Welcome to Silhouetiquette 101! Classhion is now in session! Hosts: Tyler- @homosmodernlife Andy- @Andyfromboystory Producer: Collin- @squidlegs Support this podcast

We are living in a queer society! If you didn't know that, then allow us to inform you. On today's episode, Tyler and Andy are joined by David Quiñones and Robert Brice of the "Proud Society," an LGBTQ organization that helps bring queers of all shapes and sizes together. Their mission is to offer events and services to anyone who can't find that glorious pot of gold at the end of their rainbow. It's so important, especially as we move forward into a day of greater acceptance, that spaces like this exist. While based in and around South Florida, we think that big things are coming (Yas, Zaddy!) for Proud Society and everyone who gets involved. You may just see them in a little town near little old you very soon. Visit their website at https://proudsociety.org and follow them on Instagram (@proudsocietyorg). Hosts: Tyler- @homosmodernlife Andy- @Andyfromboystory Producer: Collin- @squidlegs Support this podcast

If you're an avid listener of "Homo's Modern Life," then it's no secret that our episodes which connect us to the creatives behind HBO's "We're Here" are some of our best. Join us for another conversation about wellness and drag with official superstar and soon to be household drag name, Dustin Van Dyke! You can find him on Facebook or instagram under Dustin James Rotolo (@dustinjrotolo), and believe us, you're gonna wanna. Listening to this truly spectacular individual share his story with us was one of those rare, deeply connected moments, and you will be transformed when you finally get to watch his episode. You guessed it, Dustin is one of the breakout performers from the finale of season two, and we just know his rockin' rainbow will lead us into an equally fierce season three. We look forward to further connecting with Dustin and feeling the gay fire he's lighting in that hot furnace we call the magical world of Drag. If you're in Texas, then join us for our finale watch party at JR's in DFW's Oaklawn (aka- the gayborhood). The finale of "We're Here' will air on HBO at 8pm Central on November 29th. Hosts: Tyler- @homosmodernlife Andy- @Andyfromboystory Producer: Collin- @squidlegs Support this podcast

We don't believe in the glorification of murderers. We do believe in the empowerment of queers who love TV and film. (To clarify: in regards to the stuff about "You," we are KIDDING.) Hi there! Our editor got a blowout on an open highway (nobody was injured) and has been recovering. That's why this episode is a day late, and we do apologize. Speaking of our editor, Collin Miller (@squidlegs) is on the pod this time around. He talks to the boys all about the upcoming "Queer 2 Queer" Film Festival on November 20th. Live events start in the Margo Jones Theatre at 2pm and the films themselves will premiere at 6pm. The films will be available online as of November 21st and will stream until November 27th, but if you can come visit us in person, then please do so. Tyler and Andy are hosting, so you know it'll be a good time. Here's where you can find all the info you need for in-person or online ticket purchasing: https://queer2queerfest.com/ Hosts: Tyler- @homosmodernlife Andy- @Andyfromboystory Referenced: Emilio J. Lopez - director of "In a Strange Room" - their YouTube is "Emilio J. Lopez" Support this podcast

We are queens who like to laugh, so for today's episode of "Homo's Modern Life," we brought on TikTok sensation and comedian, Edson Montenegro (@edsonmountaineggroll). This gumption stuffed snack is much more than an appetizer. Their hole positive attitude brings some much needed visibility to accidental defecators across the globe, and we believe their stand-up offers a bootyfully unique alternative to the (sometimes) generalized queer experience as told by the world of comedy. All joking ass-side, it was riveting to gab candidly about some practical truths of queer and non-binary life with someone so witty and wise beyond their years. Be sure to catch Edson's regular shows in Brooklyn, and dive deep inside their TikTok page. Trust us, they can handle it. We ain't afraid of no girth! Hosts: Tyler- @homosmodernlife Andy- @Andyfromboystory Producer: Collin- @squidlegs Support this podcast

We love to use our platform at "Homo's Modern Life" to tell our fellow queers and allies what's inspiring us. Right now, that's HBO's "We're Here" (@werehere), and we were fortunate enough to once again host both of the show's handsome, talented, and pumpkin pie sweet creators. PLEASE WELCOME BACK TO THE STAGE: JOHNNIE INGRAM (@johnnieinstagram) AND STEPHEN WARREN! This show brings us the tearrrrrs, the tearrrrrs, the tearrrrrs! This show brings us the tearrrrrs, tearrrrrs! This show brings us the tearrrrrs, tearrrrrs! Listen to this episode, go back and listen to our season premiere episode with Bob the Drag Queen (@bobthedragqueen), and then watch "We're Here" on HBO Max. For us, this show is about the power of visibility and acceptance. As Tyler puts it, "We're Here" is an example of how much fun we all can have together when we celebrate what makes us different. Look at the world right now. This reality is hard to achieve, but the people behind "We're Here" are doing their part. Please do yours. Protect and cherish your fellow queers. Support the rights of your trans family. Be here with us. Hosts: Tyler- @homosmodernlife Andy- @Andyfromboystory Producer: Collin- @squidlegs Support this podcast

How have we been THIS gay for THIS long and NOT had a Halloween episode? Well, the witches have finally finished their brew, so now your ear holes are in for a treat, and that's no trick! Tyler and Andy talk the 2021 Oaklawn block party and close the case (gap?) on whether you can go "hole's out" on the streets or not. HML's got some hot costume ideas in case you still haven't figured out what to be, and the boys speculate on what they might do next year. Will Tyler triumphantly return to drag? Will Andy recover his lost childhood memories of Halloween? Has Tyler always been a witch!? It will haunt you if you miss this episode... *Cue rainbow ghost attack* Hosts: Tyler- @homosmodernlife Andy- @Andyfromboystory Producer: Collin- @squidlegs Support this podcast

"Ruff! Yip, yip! Howwwwwwwwl!" That's "gather round for a new episode" in canine, because we're talkin' puppy play! Tyler and Andy invited Mutt-sician Trent Rush (@trentrushmusic) to bark about his alternative rock band, "The Wild Frontiers" (@thewildfrontiers), and things quickly got kinky. While wearing the hood would be too much for Tyler's delicate constitution, HML was happy to be trained. Trent talks about his journey towards finding his pack and what being a part of sex-positive kink communities means to him. We hope this episode reaches anyone struggling to honor their own specificity, either in art or in life. It can take a long time to find yourself, and don't be afraid of animal control. Be sure to download all of Trent's music after you finish the episode, and let your fabulous freak flag fly! We woof you! Hosts: Tyler- @Homosmodernlife Andy- @Andyfromboystory Producer: Collin- @squidlegs Support this podcast

Andy and Tyler finally touch tips! That's right, on this episode of "Homo's Modern Life," the boys finally compare the sizes of their... noses. HML's talking aesthetics on this one, folks. Nails, do you have 'em? Do you want 'em? DM us with your fiercest colors and designs! In traditional HML style, this episode goes in 69 different directions. Want to know what isn't the best corn dog at the State Fair? Want to hear Andy confuse the "Twilight Zone" theme with the "X-Files" theme? Let's get down to business to defeat the buns! As you know, hot boy Autumn is in full force, so you may get a sneak peak at what Andy and Tyler are wearing for Gay Christmas this year. You're welcome in advance. Send us a tip on Cash App for a hot screen grab of Andy and Tyler's noses (basically) making love. Hosts: Tyler- @homosmodernlife Andy- @Andyfromboystory Producer: Collin- @squidlegs Support this podcast

What's up modern queers and friends!? We've missed you and your lovely attention, but trust that in our time apart we've cooked up a fresh batch of HML content. That's right, we have many delicious guests booked for the next few months, with many more sure to follow. Now get that drum roll ready, because none other than the living legend herself, Bob the Drag Queen (@bobthedragqueen), has joined us for our premiere. Speaking of premieres, Bob stars on HBO's "We're Here," and the first episode releases on October 11, 2021. As our quintessentially quality queers discuss on the pod, this special TV gem is about so much more than awe-inspiring drag, and really captures the feeling of togetherness that we think marginalized people are longing for. Getting the inside scoop on what shakes Bob's bacon is just a click away! Subscribe to our show and listen in for tasty tidbits like Bob's hot take on spooky TikTokers, whether or not Mary's a hugger, and so much more. We know you're gonna watch "We're Here" with us, so slide into our DM's or shoot us an email (homosmodernlife@gmail.com) with your "reactionations." It's good to be home and in great company. HML would like to give a special thanks to Bob for being so gracious, courteous, and fabulously fascinating. Hosts: Tyler- @homosmodernlife Andy- @Andyfromboystory Producer: Collin- @squidlegs Support this podcast

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO US! HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO US! We just turned one-hundreeeeed... and now we're gonna rest. Thanks for downloading and listening to our 100th recording where "Homo's Modern Life" looks back on the successes, internet issues (which came back with a vengeance for this one), icepocalypses, exciting special guests, drunken rants, evil cranes, game shows, closet convos, and the epic HML bromance which brings every gay element together under that great big DFW rainbow. Tyler and Andy will always be there for each other, as you know, and we will always be here for you! Seriously, go through our episode list and catch some of those oldie but goodies you might have missed. We're going to take a month off, but don't worry, we'll return in October at some point after things have gotten good and spooky. Email us or hit us up on Instagram about what you'd like to see in season three. We have many an evil plan for making HML even better, but we're always interested in your QUEERies. Stay safe, play hard, and we'll see you soon! *Disclaimer* - this episode was recorded a few weeks ago, so if you're a loyal follower of HML lore, you'll catch the time jumps. It was our 100th recording, even though it's our 101st Dalmatian. Woof you! Hosts: Tyler- @homosmodernlife Andy- @Andyfromboystory Producer: Collin- @squidlegs Support this podcast

HML history has been made! For the first time in two seasons, a guest appeared on our podcast totally naked! And let me tell you honey bunnies, we're proud that the one to do it was Dakota Payne (@dakotapayneofficial) *wink wink*. Nakedness, after all, doesn't grow any juicier. We apologize for the audio only (for now, *double wink wink*) format of zee show in this particular cirCUMstance, but our conversation is more than tasty enough to whet your appetite. Andy and Tyler talk with this sexual connoisseur about wearing Jessica Simpson pumps while getting fucked, that sweet swirl of vanilla and kink, and muchessssssss to the moressssssss. As sugary as he his spicy, this Dakota Payne sungae is one you won't want to split from. Dig in, Queens! Feel free to eat messy. Hosts: Tyler- @homosmodernlife Andy- @Andyfromboystory Producer: Collin- @squidlegs Support this podcast

Where u goin'? Where we goin'? As our team approaches the end of our season two, HML is looking forward to what's on the horizon. Stay tuned for lots of exciting announcements about upcoming game shows, panels, live events, collaborations, and more! On this classic Tyler on Andy episode of "Homo's Modern Life," the bois talk about moving. We all do it, and we've all be "friended" into helping others do it, but what makes some moving ventures more taxing than others? Get inside the podcast truck, box yourself into this episode, and let us move you. We appreciate all you special listeners who regularly ride the vehicle of our voices. After all, a road trip is only as good as its passengers. Hosts: Tyler- @homosmodernlife Andy- @Andyfromboystory Producer: Collin- @squidlegs Support this podcast

In the immortal words of Mrs. Kasha Davis: "there's always time for a cocktail." HML's philosophy is take it off the apps and into the restaurant as soon as possible. Grindr and Tinder and all the other r's are great facilitators, but that long term connection is up to us. Tyler and Andy tell you what they think makes for a great or mediocre first date, and don't worry potential lover, Tyler may still kiss you even if things were slightly on the boring side. For all their hot tips and tricks, you'll have to download the episode, but here are a few teasers: 1. Don't drop online conversations that are clearly leading up to a meet up (if you like the person that is), 2. Have courage and tell the person you don't want to continue seeing them when you feel like you no longer want to see them, and 3. space out showing them the exotic sights in your emotional menagerie. The path towards a shared truth may not be paved in a day! Hosts: Tyler: @homosmodernlife Andy: @Andyfromboystory Producer: Collin: @squidlegs Support this podcast

The HML Channel was wild today, dear friends! As you know, things are f****** hot in Texas right now, and the temperature doesn't drop for today's podcast. Tyler and Andy were visited by the man, the myth, the legend, and the perkiest nipples on YouTube. Do we even have to say the name of this hunk with all da spunk? For most queers, he's a household name. For the tragically uninitiated, it's Davey f****** Wavey season on "Homo's Modern Life." That's right, Davey Wavey (@officialdaveywavey) gave HML an exclusive on robot BJ's, playing with toes, what it takes to get him into bed (or into your heart), and so much more. Let it be known that this gay icon is everything you want him to be when you meet him. We hope you enjoy our conversation with this sweet, responsible, honest, and hardworking homo hero as much as we did. Make sure you subscribe to his YouTube channel and Himeros.TV, because, along with many of the sex gods in his videos, integrity always comes. Hosts: Tyler- @homosmodernlife Andy- @Andyfromboystory Producer: Collin- @squidlegs Support this podcast

Not all gays are all about wild dancing, drugs, and sex. Like, duh. However, THIS episode of "Homo's Modern Life" is all about all of those things, because while we are about so much more, sometimes it's our duty to raise that booty. No matter your choice speed, and we're talking vibes here, this is an episode you can roll with. Are you curious about that unicorn horn, glowing short shorts, and rainbow harness life? Tyler and Andy have the inside scoop on our community's ultimate EDM fantasy world: the Circuit Party. We hope our innocent little convo inspires you to get messy, make mistakes, and coordinate a safety plan for when you are making said mistakes. You can always call us for a ride home on our magic school bus, just don't blame us for your hickeys or hangovers. Hosts: Tyler- @homosmodernlife Andy- @Andyfromboystory Producer: Collin- @squidlegs Support this podcast

One hot, hard dose of reality isn't enough. We've speculated about what happens behind the camera before, but on this extra special episode of "Homo's Modern Life," we finally cross over! Tune in to hear the production wizard himself, Paul Alley (@thepaulalley), invite Tyler and Andy into the wonderfully wacky world of reality TV casting. You might be surprised by what goes into the process, and if that reality check doesn't gag you, then one of Paul's anecdotes will. We're not saying pigeons are at one point involved... but at one one point freaking pigeons are involved. Look forward to hot goss on "Drag Race," the upcoming update to "Legends of the Hidden Temple," and so much mas! Are you silver snakes and green monkeys ready? Don't sashay away! The tribe has spoken, and this episode definitely receives a rose. Hosts: Tyler- @homosmodernlife Andy- @Andyfromboystory Producer: Collin- @squidlegs Support this podcast

A homo's modern life wouldn't be complete without movies, honey. I mean let's face it, many drag queens would never have reached their peak fierceness without the influence of silver screen slayers like Veronica Lake, Kim Novak, and of course... Marilyn... Tyler and Andy talk cinema from the classics to the cults with Dave White and Alonso Duralde, the beary charming hosts of "Linoleum Knife" (@linoleumcast). With a healthy balance of class and sass, HML's guests take an intimate look at Tyler's top ten favorite films of all time. Will these married movie buffs brand Ty's taste with their highly coveted "Knife" of approval? You'll have to listen to find out. That's right, we're serving you Master of Suspense realness! Thanks for checking out our rear end window. Hosts: Tyler- @homosmodernlife Andy- @Andyfromboystory Producer: Collin- @squidlegs Support this podcast

Sometimes reality bites... That's why the goddesses (examples of these celestial creatures being: Paris Hilton, Kim Kardashian, and RuPaul herself) gave us reality TV. Tyler and Andy sit back with their poppers and popcorn for a good old fashioned look back, reminiscing on some of the most iconic (and largely female led) reality shows of all time. This was a full bowl to digest, so the HML boys invited over a deep friend of the pod (yes, I borrowed that from "Race Chaser"), Wayne Holtz (@wayneholtz_), an electrifying expert on pop-culture and the sensationally sensual host of "The Wayne Holtz Podcast." This one's a banger for the ears! The cuckoo cock has struck twelve inches, so download this episode before it turns back into an episode of "Laguna Beach" where someone has a First World problem. Hosts: Tyler- @homosmodernlife Andy- @Andyfromboystory Producer: Collin- @squidlegs Support this podcast

Get it out of your pretty little head that the toughest sports are only for the heteronormative crowd. This week on "Homo's Modern Life," Tyler and Andy sit down with Devin Ibañez (@thatgayrugger), the out and proud pro rugby player with a heart of gold. And speaking of golden boys, his super supportive partner, Fergus Wade (@ferguswade), a musical theatre and fashion aficionado, is on the field for this podcast. Just because he's hot doesn't mean he's a benchwarmer. In fact, Fergus played a big role in connecting Devin's social media with struggling members of the LGBTQ community. Devin himself fights for legal advocacy and community programs for trans people, and it's clear to HML that these two powerhouses are strongest together. HML chats long-distance relationships, which region of "Drag Race" is best, and so much more. Don't drop the ball by not listening! Look, the sooner you click play, the sooner my sports puns will stop... Hosts: Tyler- @homosmodernlife Andy- @Andyfromboystory Producer: Collin- @squidlegs Support this podcast

Today is a very special day. Not only is it our 40th episode in season two (we've come so far and we couldn't have done it without you! *cue tears*), but we finally complete the epic "Bottom" trilogy. This week, we're looking at what we can eat to better prepare our holy selves for what comes after that romantic dinner. You wanna be a better bottom? Listen to this episode and then eat with Brad (@bradkgardner) on www.eatwithbrad.com. He's basically the plant-based food whisperer, and he spices up this HML recipe with his warm heart and hot takes. Add a pinch of Tyler and a dash of Andy and "VOILA!" you've made your ears a delicious treat. Hosts: Tyler- @homosmodernlife Andy- @Andyfromboystory Producer: Collin- @squidlegs Support this podcast

Hey there HML fans! We apologize if anyone had a problem downloading our May 25, 2021 episode that depicted our pre-election conversation with District 2 Dallas City Councilman Jesse Moreno. I've re-uploaded our chat with him here, because trying to update the original episode wasn't working. Thanks for your patience and for sticking with us. If you're in the DFW area, join us at JR's on Saturday, June 26, 2021 @ 2pm for a congrats party in Jesse's honor. "Homo's Modern Life" is very excited for all he'll bring to the table. Happy Pride Month everyone! Hosts: Tyler- @homosmodernlife Andy- @Andyfromboystory Producer: Collin- @squidlegs Support this podcast

From our HML family to yours, we wish you the happiest of Prides. We're curious. How much rainbow colored apparel do you own? DM us. Email us. Tweet us. Send a" Harry Potter" owl or a "Game of Thrones" raven. This is a big month for queerosexuals, and it seems many corporations across America have figured that out. Tyler and Andy chat about which aspects of this activate their cynical and optimistic sides. The boys also sit down with the wild in all the right ways Wesley Smoot. He tells them all about "Unleashed LGBTQ" (@unleashedlgbtq), the SXSW by/for queer people, and you'll want to hear about it too. Thanks for spending some of this special month with us! Hosts: Tyler- @homosmodernlife Andy- @Andyfromboystory Producer: Collin- @squidlegs Support this podcast

We promised you from the power bottoms of our hearts that we would bring you more professional studs. Honey, on this episode of "Homo's Modern Life," we deliver that and then some. Tyler and Andy get under the sheets with not one... not two... but THREE mouth watering men who have let it all hang out for our viewing pleasure. Jackson Reed (@Jacksonreedxxx), Jett Jax (@Sethaaron), and Dante Micuccio talk about everything from sandal spankings to drowning fetish boundaries. Butt (yes, things get very peachy) that's not all! These three stallions engage in a gag worthy game of "This or That" which will definitely have you reaching for tissues. No gurl, it won't for tears. Hosts: Tyler- @homosmodernlife Andy- @Andyfromboystory Producer: Collin- @squidlegs Support this podcast

Put your chef hats on and nothing else! Ok, maybe add an apron... Cuz... Safety (and it can be sexy too). Thanks for downloading another episode of "Homo's Modern Life." Tyler and Andy are joined by the dangerously delicious social media sensation we all Pokemon Go wild for: Elliott Norris (@callmebelly on TikTok and @elliottnorris on Instagram). The guys chat about how cool it is to have kitchen fun, as long as it's NOT IN FRONT OF MY SALAD! Side note- producer Collin Miller owns those undies signed. DM for proof of pop culture artifact. ANYWHO, this one is sugar and spice and everything nice. Experiment with what you put in dat mouth of yours. Get creative! We are all about that life. Click play the next time you scramble up some eggs! We're sorry if this podcast makes your mouth water. Hosts: Tyler- @homosmodernlife Andy- @Andyfromboystory Producer: Collin- @squidlegs Support this podcast

Everyone... Set your energy level to chill... Because this episode of "Homo's Modern Life" is all about the feels. Preston Light (@lighthauscreations), painter and bassist phenomenon, joins Tyler and Andy to talk about creative things. You really art to check this one out, because there are a plethora of playlist recommendations to behold, as well as some golden nuggets about perspectives on the world. We'd say this is one of our "easy listening" selections, so pop it on when you're taking the relaxi taxi or the relaxi cab. Pro tip- visit a museum by yourself and headphone in some tunes. You may soon believe in magic... Hosts: Tyler- @homosmodernlife Andy- @Andyfromboystory Producer: Collin- @squidlegs Support this podcast

This one's for all the little gaybies who used to prance around their house with a candy cigarette pretending to be Cruella De Vil. We know that Ursula the Sea Witch was your drag mom. It's ok! Here at HML, we respect a good villain. Where would our animated movies and reality tv shows be without them? Andy and Tyler talk about their favorite bad boys and Queens, thirst over the Gastons of Disney world, and get into so much more. You know you want to be in on our evil deeds. To put it bluntly, sometimes it's refreshing to play dirty. Hosts: Tyler- @homosmodernlife Andy- @Andyfromboystory Producer: Collin- @squidlegs Support this podcast

Move over, Yoog! This week's guest REALLY understands the heart of the cards. HML was lucky enough to be joined by Seth Vermilyea (@comingouttarot) to talk all things tarot, body design, and which cards are really just depicting giant penises. We'll show you our decks if you show us yours. Listen in for Seth's answers to your burning questions about how the art of tarot really works. This is a great one for anyone interested in this practice, and who knows, maybe our convo will transform you from moderately curious into downright hooked. ***Please forgive a few audio issues, as our Zooms were battling some tricky connections, which is ironic, given that's what our recording was about... Maybe there was just too much airborne magic for our poor computers to handle? Hosts: Tyler- @Homosmodernlife Andy- @Andyfromboystory Producer: Collin- @Squidlegs Support this podcast

*BONUS EPISODE ALERT* Don't you just love when you get a raise? Well, you have been such adoring fans. Our team thought you deserved a reward. On this REVOLUTIONARY crossover episode, Tyler from HML and Ryan from Political Hookup do the Marvel thing and assemble two wonderful interviews with Dallas City Council Candidates from District 2: Raha Assadi and Dr. Sana Syed. These cool, capable, and captivating women explore what really needs fixin' around the gayborhood, and we have the scoop on what they're gonna do to help if elected. You can't go wrong with either of these gems. Listen in and you'll believe. This is a time sensitive episode Big D peeps. Go vote! Honey, you've got the time. Election Day is Saturday, May 1st. Hosts: Tyler- @Homosmodernlife Ryan- @hmlpoliticalhookup Producer: Collin- @squidlegs Support this podcast

Just when you thought we couldn't get any sexier... Tyler and Andy are talkin' bout cowboys, lumberjacks, plumbers, and more. This is an intimate one, as you'll discover many a dirty little detail about what turns us on. We recommend you open your mind as well as your ears, because you might hear a thing or two that you'll wanna try out and proud with that special someone. Life is short. Try water sports! ***SPOILER ALERT*** Skip ahead to time stamp 19:00 to avoid any "Drag Race" season 13 finale reveals. We were so stoked that we just had to dish. Hosts: Tyler- @Homosmodernlife Andy- @Andyfromboystory Producer: Collin- @Squidlegs Support this podcast

Whether you missed the boat on missed connections or not, you won't wanna miss connecting with this episode of "Homo's Modern Life." Tyler and Andy reveal some meet cutes and meet boots from their past when they tried to (often failing to) establish contact with certain uncertain strangers. "Listener with the impeccable taste! We think this episode belongs to your ear holes!" Thanks again for being a fan, and don't forget to use our show Instagram to affirm or establish your connection with us. We welcome inquiries both benevolent and bizarre, and we hope you enjoy this discussion! Host: Tyler: @homosmodernlife Andy: @Andyfromboystory Producer: Collin: @squidlegs Support this podcast

Toe hair. Flesh eating beetles under a rock. Ignorant political speeches. Honey, everyone's got s**** they're afraid of, and if you think you don't, we'll fix you. This week, Tyler and Andy are talking all about their fears while sharing some of yours. If you're afraid of the dark like Andy, just turn us on and voila! Your bologna ain't no longer aloneeeee. We'll make those monsters under your bed weep like PrEP opening up a can of whoop-ass on unsafe sex. (Protect yourself and others. Get on it.) Now, turn your lights off and turn us on... Hosts: Tyler: @homosmodernlife Andy: @Andyfromboystory Producer: Collin: @squidlegs Support this podcast

Thanks for ordering a double Tyler and Andy off the podcast bar. You've chosen wisely! This week on HML, the boys schmooze over booze. In this cock tease of a cocktail you'll find the following delectable tastes: horse addiction, codependency, at least one brief reference to "Pretty Woman," and several more secret ingredients. Please listen responsibly, but don't be afraid to order that martini extra dirty. Skipping this one would be a big mistake... HUGE. Hosts: Tyler- @homosmodernlife Andy- @Andyfromboystory Producer: Collin- @squidlegs Support this podcast

Famous Drag Queens from another dimension, Tiffanie Tangerine and Restroom Downstairs, stopped by the HML pod in the forms they take while in our universe. Johnnie Ingram and Steve Warren, a dynamic duo for the ages, created the hit HBO show "We're Here" (@werehere) and our dynamic duo was given the immense pleasure of chatting them up about it. We've created magic with this one, sweet fans, so listen in to know what happens. Don't miss insights about the Chicago drag scene, life changing moments from the show, what exactly goes into creating safe spaces for queer communities, or Tyler's pronunciation of the word Tupperware. Please cheer, be queer, and binge "We're Here!" Hosts: Tyler- @homosmodernlife Andy- @Andyfromboystory Producer: Collin- @squidlegs Support this podcast

Ghosts and ghoulies and wet dreams, oh my! Arlo, I don't think we're awake anymore... As our Andy maintains, and as many of you surely reflect, sometimes it is boring as hell when people tell you about their dreams. But listen, if anyone can ramp up a chat about all things that happen when gays go sweepy bye, it's our HML boys. Tyler and Andy talk about their weird ass dreams, your hot ass dreams, and those extra common dream tropes that pop up in all our fluffy sheep farms. This episode is the perfect way to wind down after a long, hard day. Snuggle with us! You can be the little spoon. Hosts: Tyler- @homosmodernlife Andy- @Andyfromboystory Producer: Collin- @squidlegs Support this podcast

We got your Jujubee. We got your Bianca Del Rio. That's right, Tyler and Andy got all yo' diva reads and "RuPaul's Drag Race" needs right the f*** here! Tune in to hear the boys rate the most iconic Queens, gossip about backstage drama, and make predictions about the latest season. You told us who you think the best in show are, and now's your chance to find out if we agree. Do we stan Jan? How would HML "Sophie's Choice" Trixie & Katya? Put us in your smexy little ears and find the freak out. Hosts: Tyler- @homosmodernlife Andy- @Andyfromboystory Producer: Collin- @squidlegs Support this podcast

Ever wonder what the podcast equivalent of a car crash sounds like? This episode of "Homo's Modern Life" starts in a few puppies barking and ends in a few scratches scratching. The boys talk about cars amidst a myriad of technical issues for the sake of your joy ride. It was all intentional of course. We wanted to simulate what it would be like if you recorded an episode during a family road trip. Artists do crazy Snapple sometimes. Jokes aside, we appreciate your patience and promise higher quality audio in the future. For now, we hope you can laugh along with Tyler and Andy. Let's be real, you don't listen to us because we're the most elegant cuisine down the aisle. We're that gooey Mac and Cheese re-heatable dinner, and we know you love us. Hosts: Tyler- @homosmodernlife Andy- @Andyfromboystory Producer: Collin- @squidlegs Support this podcast

Are you still mourning the wilting of "Vine?" Well, pop open a wine and start feelin' fine, because you need to get some TikTok in your life. No, it's not the same thing, but there's a familial energy there. Our HML TikToks were needing a little energy themselves, so we brought on social media guru and avid Toker Taylor Ray Donaldson. On this episode, Tay bae walks Andy and Tyler (and subsequently you, the listener) through what makes a TikTok TikPOP! Take note of our wise Taylor's suggestions, and then hire him as your social media coach! You can follow him on TikTok for pleasurable business @theatremarketing or for gayly forward pleasure @avocadobob. The time's TikTokin' away until you become the next big TikTok gay! Hosts: Tyler- @homosmodernlife Andy- @Andyfromboystory Producer: Collin- @squidlegs Support this podcast

Make way, Queens! In this special episode of "Homo's Modern Life," the PrEP Princess herself, nurse practitioner Courtney Sherman, visits our court with good tidings and a plethora of helpful info about HIV. The truth is that when it comes to HIV, most of us are wildly un(mis)informed and highly afraid. This episode is Tyler and Andy's way of breaking through some of the stigma surrounding the virus, and we hope that this gets the right conversations started within your family and friend groups. This dialogue is one that every individual should be a part of, especially those who are having, had, or plan to have sex. Gaga knows we want to get it on, so let's get it on the right way. Hosts: Tyler - @homosmodernlife Andy - @Andyfromboystory Producer: Collin - @squidlegs Support this podcast

Certain gays... Anti-maskers... Backwards underwear... Falling into horse manure... People who drive like Tyler in traffic... Let's be real, there is a CVS receipt long list of reasons we're all frustrated, but today, here's one less! Yep, your gorgeous eyes are staring at the latest HML podcast, and that's always good news. We hope our conversation about frustrating things brings you some form of catharsis. Our experts also recommend two masturbations a day. Hosts: Tyler - @homosmodernlife Andy - @Andyfromboystory Producer: Collin - @squidlegs Support this podcast

It's a turning point for our HML boys. Andy has realized that he isn't an avocado, and Tyler has alphabatized both his spice cabinets, the literal and the metaphorical. How do spritely gays celebrate their milestones with the world? Cute profile pics, of course! On this unfiltered episode of "Homo's Modern Life," we're talking' angles, outfits, lighting, the works. Do you need help maximizing your you-ness on Grindr? We might just be serving them spicy nuggets homegirl needs. Hosts: Tyler - @homosmodernlife Andy - @Andyfromboystory Producer: Collin - @squidlegs Support this podcast

The truth is out of the closet, just like our homosexual rears, and there's nothing we can do to avoid gettin' probed! We're talkin' aliens, fairly certainly of our own volition, so any secret messages you decode are purely circumstantial. Put HML in your brain and press play. We aren't to blame if these sound waves turn you gay. However, if they do... you're welcome. Also as a special note to all extraterrestrials out there, presently or futurly: please feel free to use this podcast as an artifact in any “this is how derpy humans are” classes. Hosts: Tyler - @homosmodernlife Andy - @Andyfromboystory Producer: Collin - @squidlegs Support this podcast

In the name of the Furry and of the Bear and of the Holy Twink... We GAY, and because of this we've often been served an unhealthy (not at all) helping of bigotry alongside our wafers and wine. That said, we took the time to give true spirituality a fair shake and called in an authentic Christian gay! Tyler Martin (Gram: @Tylerisaacmartin), a proud homosexual who proudly believes, lovingly sailed in on his worship from the hilariously informative podcast "Have a Blessed Gay" (Gram: @haveablessedgay). This divine body *wink* helped the boys face some inner demons, and with his help, we were reminded that there are a lot of good people who carry faith. No matter what you believe or don't believe in, there's a way for us to coexist. Don't worry, we also divulge some definitively devout sex fantasies... Hosts: Tyler - @homosmodernlife Andy - @Andyfromboystory Producer: Collin - @squidlegs Support this podcast

We wear 'em (well, some of us do)... Some tear 'em (if you're into that sort of thing)... And on this episode of "Homo's Modern Life," we're talkin' 'bout 'em. That's right, we're gabbin' undies, and no matter what is or isn't covering your booty hole, I am sure we mention your preference at some point. The boys talk about their favorite pairs, listeners share what they like their partners to wear, and we learn about some underwear aisle antics that went far beyond stares. It's Tyler's birthday this week, and you're making his wishes come true by stripping down and tuning in! Hosts: Tyler - @homosmodernlife Andy - @Andyfromboystory Producer: Collin - @squidlegs Support this podcast

Hello listeners, this is baby Arlo. I just wanted to say that I get jealous when my mommy spends time with all of you. She kept talking to y'all about New Year's resolutions while I wanted to play, so that's why you'll hear quite a bit of me in this “Homo's Modern Life” episode. My resolution is to be more respectful while she's recording, but I'm just a puppy! Thank you for supporting my mommy's work by downloading all of her podcasts! See you in 2021. Woof you! Hosts: Tyler - @homosmodernlife Andy - @Andyfromboystory Producer: Collin - @squidlegs Support this podcast