Mass Moviecide

This week we’re watching a movie that is the meanest, the prettiest, the baddest mofo low down around this town.     THE LAST DRAGON is directed by Michael Schultz and stars Taimak, Vanity, Julius J. Carry III, Chris Murney, Keshia Knight Pulliam, and Faith Prince.   Kiss my converse!  It’s time to commit MASS MOVIECIDE!  

This week we’re warming up for our THE LAST DRAGON episode by discussing Harry Potter Puppet Pals (among other old web cartoons), vacationing in Colombia, podcast news, and wrangling babies!   Join us for another PREGAME!

We’re celebrating the release of Marvel’s Black Panther this month by doing an entire month of movies predominantly starring black actors!  It’s MARVEL’s BLACK PANTHER month!   To kick-off this borderline-offensive-in-a-weird-way theme, we’re watching JACKIE BROWN, written and directed by Quentin Tarantino, and starring Pam Grier, Samuel L. Jackson, Robert Forster, Bridget Fonda, Michael Keaton, Robert De Niro, Michael Bowen, and a short appearance by a young Chris Tucker.   Cling tightly to your bag of money!  It’s time to commit MASS MOVIECIDE!

This week, we’re warming up for our JACKIE BROWN episode by discussing surround sound, pearls, coffee, NJ towns, and what we think/dont think about the State of the Union address!   Join us for another PREGAME!

This week we’re watching our first Netflix Original!   BRIGHT is directed by David Ayer and written by Max Landis.  It stars Will Smith, Joel Edgerton, Noomi Rapace, Lucy Fry, Edgar Ramirez, and a buncha others!   Polish up on your Orc speech!  It’s time to commit MASS MOVIECIDE!

This week’s movie is a special BANKED episode!  We recorded this sucker FOREVER ago!   THE INCREDIBLE HULK is directed by Louis Leterrier, and stars Edward Norton, Liv Tyler, Tim Roth, Tim Blake Nelson, Ty Burrell, and William Hurt.   You won’t like us when we’re angry.   PREPARE TO COMMIT MASS MOVIECIDE!

This week’s movie is a special BANKED episode!  We recorded this sucker FOREVER ago!   THE INTERVIEW is directed by Seth Rogen and Evan Goldberg, and stars Seth Rogan, James Franco, Lizzy Caplan, and Randall Park.   Prepare to commit MASS MOVIECIDE!

Happy New Year!  We’re ringing in 2018 with the disaster classic, THE POSEIDON ADVENTURE. Directed by Ronald Neame, this titanic flick (zinger!) stars Gene Hackman, Shelley Winters, Ernest Borgnine, Red Buttons, Carol Lynley, Jack Albertson, Pamela Sue Martin, Roddy McDowell, Stella Stevens, Eric Shea, and Leslie Nielsen.   Get your life preservers on, folks!  It’s time to commit MASS MOVIECIDE!

This week we get ready for our POSEIDON ADVENTURE episode by discussing the Holidays, the Freedom Tower, APPLE and smart phones, Facebook, and more!* *"More" means we kinda wander around.   JOIN US for another PREGAME!

STAR WARS: THE LAST JEDI is the latest and surprisingly (amongst Star Wars fans) the most “controversial” installment of the franchise.   Directed by Rian Johnson, STAR WARS: THE LAST JEDI stars Daisy Ridley, Mark Hamill, Carrie Fisher, John Boyega, Adam Driver, Oscar Isaac, Kelly Marie Tran, Benicio Del Toro, Gwendoline Christie, Laura Dern, Domhall Gleeson, and Andy Serkis!   Grab a nice tall glass of Lazy-Ocean-Gazing-Cow-Thing-Milk, listeners!  It’s time to commit MASS MOVIECIDE!

This week, we warm up for our LAST JEDI episode by discussing time travel, saving money, Michael Ironside, adulting, and the Disney purchase of 20th Century Fox.   Join us for another PREGAME!

TWINS is, put simply, a quintessential Ah-nuld Day classic. Directed by Ivan Reitman, TWINS is Ahnuld’s first foray into comedy.  Starring Arnold Schwarzenegger, Danny DeVito, Kelly Preston, Chloe Webb, Bonnie Bartlett, and Marshall Bell, TWINS is at times funny, at times sad, and at all times YAKKITY YAK! DON’T TALK BACK!   Prepare to commit MASS MOVIECIDE!

Recorded Dec 13, 2017 This week we prep for our TWINS episode by discussing the economics. Thats um…that’s really it. …AND some hatchet throwing and baby helmets and net neutrality and stuff.  ;-) JOIN US, for another CRAZY PREGAME!

A small-scale zombie outbreak movie, MAGGIE is directed by Henry Hobson, and stars Arnold Schwarzenegger, Abigail Breslin, Joely Richardson, Raeden Greer, J.D. Evermore, Bryce Romero, and Rachel Whitman Groves.   Prepare to commit MASS MOVIECIDE!

Recorded Dec 4, 2017 This week, we prep for our MAGGIE episode by discussing movie trivia, TESLA cars and Elon Musk,  punk flea markets, and Christmas gifts! Join us for another PREGAME!

December 2017 has arrived, and you know who comes in December!  That's right! ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER!  Happy Ah-nuld Days!   TOTAL RECALL, at the time of it’s release, was one of the most expensive films of all time.  Money well-spent if you ask me.  It’s the first flick in our HAPPY AH-NULD DAYS season!   Directed by Paul Verhoeven, and based on “We Can Remember It For You Wholesale” by Philip K. Dick, TOTAL RECALL stars Arnold Schwarzenegger, Rachel Ticotin, Sharon Stone, Michael Ironside, and Ronny Cox.   Get your ass to Mars!  It’s time to commit MASS MOVIECIDE!

Recorded Nov 29, 2017   THIS WEEK we prep for our TOTAL RECALL episode by discussing Drew Carey, oil changes, robots, Marvel, meal delivery, movie pass, Justice League, and MORE (i’m sure).     Join us for another PREGAME!

THE WARRIORS is a true 1979 cult classic.  Directed by Walter Hill, and starring Michael Beck, Deborah Van Valkenburgh, James Remar, David Harris, and David Patrick Kelly, THE WARRIORS is one of those must-see flicks for any movie buff.   CAAAAAN YOUUUUU DIG IIIIIIT? Prepare to commit MASS MOVIECIDE!

Recorded Nov 20 2017 THIS WEEK we prep for our THE WARRIORS episode by discussing all manner of topics! Board games, Jim Carrey Documentaries, Spotify, Santa Pictures, Christmas, Thanksgiving, just EVERYTHING!   Join us for another PREGAME!

THOR: RAGNAROK is the third installment in Marvel’s Thor series, and the seventeenth in Marvels Cinematic Universe.  Directed by Taika Waitit and starring Chris Hemsworth, Tom Hiddleston, Cate Blanchett, Idris Elba, Jeff Goldblum, Tessa Thompson, Karl Urban, Mark Ruffalo, Anthony Hopkins, and even director Taika Waititi, THOR: RAGNAROK dominated the box office it’s opening weekends (plural) and is enjoying high praise from critics and audiences alike.   STOP.  Hammer time.   It’s time to commit MASS MOVIECIDE!

Recorded Nov 13 2017 THIS WEEK we prep for our THOR: RAGNAROK episode by discussing all manner of topics!  Coffee, sexual assault, governors, weed, chocolate, Trump, and more!  It’s all here in one place. FINALLY!  Join us for another PREGAME!

This weeks episode is a request from long time listener and sometimes guest Michelle Santiago! THIS EPISODE we’re watching Peter Jackson’s gruesome special-effects zombie showcase DEAD ALIVE, starring Timothy Balme, Diana Penalver, Elizabeth Moody, Ian Watkin, and even a cameo by the director himself!   Gas up the lawnmower and prep a puke bucket!  It’s time to commit MASS MOVIECIDE!

Recorded 11/6/2017   THIS TIME we scold Brendan for letting the podcast slip way off schedule!  We talk about Halloween, Jay’s recent trip, and endure lots of screaming toddler in the background.   Join us for another PREGAME!

WOLF CREEK is a 2005 Australian thriller directed by Greg McLean and starring John Jarratt, Nathan Phillips, Cassandra Magrath, and Kestie Morassi.   Crikey!  It’s time to commit MASS MOVIECIDE!

Recorded October 24, 2017!   This week, we warm up for our WOLF CREEK episode by talking about Halloween decorations, death, movies, voices, and general silliness.   And lets be honest, all we want is general silliness.   Join us for another PREGAME!

This week we continue the Halloween season with THE CONJURING 2, directed by James Wan and starring Vera Farmiga, Patrick Wilson, Madison Wolfe, Bonnie Aarons, Frances O’Connor, and Simon McBurney. When in doubt, skip straight to the sequel! Preapre to commit MASS MOVIECIDE!

THIS WEEK we warm up for our CONJURING 2 episode by discussing Weird Al’s upcoming tour, roller derby, how much to tip, and Urkel! Join us for another PREGAME!

THIS WEEK we’re watching the 80’s zombie cult class “THE RETURN OF THE LIVING DEAD,” directed by Dan O’Bannon, and starring James Karen, Clu Gulager, and Don Calfa.   Warm up those BRAIIIINS!  It’s time to commit MASS MOVIECIDE!

THIS WEEK we warm up for our RETURN OF THE LIVING DEAD episode by discussing The Big E, stuff we missed while away, YouTube death, the terracotta army, Philips Hue, and whatever else wanders into our minds!     Join us for another nutty PREGAME!

Our October Tradition Continues!   HALLOWEEN: THE CURSE OF MICHAEL MYERS,  and CURSE OF CHUCKY!  I can’t believe we’re up to number 6.    Halloween: The Curse of Michael Myers  is directed by Joe Chappelle, and stars Paul Rudd, Donald Pleasance, and Marianne Hagan.  Curse of Chucky is directed by Don Mancini, and stars Brad Dourif, Fiona Dourif, and Chantal Quesnelle.   Prepare to commit MASS MOVIECIDE!

This weeks episode was recorded on  September 27, 2017! We talk about Trump, kneeling, The Big E, and Game of Thrones.   Join us for another PREGAME!

HELLRAISER is written and directed by Clive Barker and stars Clare Higgins, Ashley Laurence, Andrew Robinson, Sean Chapman, Oliver Smith, Robert Hines, and Doug Bradley as “the Lead Cenobite” (aka “Pinhead”).   Prepare to commit MASS MOVIECIDE!

This week, we’re warming up for our HELLRAISER episode by discussing the weather in decades, local zoos, Batman, space, scientology, Paul Harvey, monsters, and lots of other meaninglessness. All aboard the train of thought!  Join us for a very nonsensical PREGAME!

YOGA HOSERS is directed by Kevin Smith and stars Harley Quinn Smith, Lily Rose Depp, Johnny Depp, Justin Long, and Ralph Garman. Soooorry ‘bout that.   Prepare to commit MASS MOVIECIDE!

This week, we warm up for our YOGA HOSERS episode by talking about Stephen King and IT (which continues to dominate theaters.  We talk about the iPhone 8 and iPhone X (spoiler alert, Apple is greedy).  We discuss the legalization of weed, and we also delve into the life and career of Liam Neeson.   Everything a well-balanced diet deserves. Join us for another PREGAME!

This week we’re watching the all new 2017 film adaptation of Stephen King’s IT. Directed by Andy Muschietti, and stars Bill Skarsgard, Finn Wolfhard, Sophia Lillis, Jaeden Lieberher, Jack Dylan Grazer, Wyatt Oleff, Owen Teague, Chosen Jacobs, Nicholas Hamilton, Stephen Bogaert, and Jackson Robert Scott as poor poor Georgie.  ;-)   Get ready to float, folks.  It’s time to commit MASS MOVIECIDE!

THIS WEEK, we’re warming up for our IT episode by discussing Hurricane Irma, Rush Limbaugh, VHS tapes, nostalgia, waking up early, and Dad Jokes!   Join us for another crazy PREGAME!

This week, we’re taking a request from our iTunes review page! We’re watching THIS BOY’S LIFE, directed by Michael Caton-Jones, and starring Robert DeNiro, Leonardo DiCaprio, Ellen Barkin, Jonah Blechman, Eliza Dushku, and Chris Cooper. There’s even a talking dog in the movie. Prepare to commit MASS MOVIECIDE!

This week we’re prepping for our THIS BOY’S LIFE episode by talking about Jerry Lewis, Whole Foods and Amazon, Hurricane Harvey, Kermit The Frog, and Game of Thrones. Ask Alexa to pass the kale chips and join us for another PREGAME!

STAND BY ME is directed by Rob Reiner and stars everyone from the 80’s!  Based on the story by Stephen King, STAND BY ME stars Wil Wheaton, River Phoenix, Corey Feldman, Jerry O’Connell, Kiefer Sutherland, and Richard Dreyfuss.   Don’t forget to bring some food (and a comb).  Prepare to commit MASS MOVIECIDE!

This week we prep for our STAND BY ME episode by discussing MOVIEPASS, OJ SIMPSON, STEPHEN KING, and GAME of THRONES. A lot of Game of Thrones.  Like…a lot.   JOIN US for another PREGAME!

This week we’re celebrating the legend that is Jerry Lewis by watching THE NUTTY PROFESSOR, directed by Jerry Lewis, and starring Jerry Lewis, Stella Stevens, Del Moore, and Kathleen Freeman.   Hoyven-glavin, nice LADY! Prepare to commit MASS MOVIECIDE!

This week we’re talking about creating new podcast bits, the solar eclipse, Guardians of The Galaxy, Paul Dini’s Dark Night, and a long discussion about Game of Thrones! Join us for an all-over-the-place PREGAME!

JEEPERS CREEPERS is directed by Victor Salva and stars Justin Long, Gina Philips, Jonathan Breck, Eileen Brennan, Patricia Belcher, and Brandon Smith.   Get ready to run over some demons (and then reverse over them and run over them again and then reverse again and so on and so on).  It’s time to commit MASS MOVIECIDE!

Recorded August 13th, 2017   This week we’re warming up for JEEPERS CREEPERS by discussing North Korea, The Simpsons, angry politics, and Game of Thrones.

This week we’re watching INVASION OF THE BODY SNATCHERS directed by Philip Kaufman, and starring Donald Sutherland, Brooke Adams, Leonard Nimoy, Veronica Cartwright, Art Hindle, and Jeff Goldblum!   Burn every plant in your house and prepare to commit MASS MOVIECIDE!

This week we’re warming up for our INVASION OF THE BODY SNATCHERS episode by catching up on all the things we’ve missed since our last pre-new-baby Pregame!  We’re gonna talk about changing your mind and admitting it.  We’re gonna talk about George A. Romero and the legacy he left behind.  We’re gonna talk about Kermit and why he was fired, Game of Thrones, and the all new upcoming Karate Kid series.   Join us, for another crazy PREGAME!

To match the arrival of a Brendan's daughter, Mo (Monroe), we're watching family dra-medy PARENTHOOD.  Directed by Ron Howard and starring Steve Martin, Mary Steenburgen, Dianne Wiest, Jason Robards, Rick Moranis, Tom Hulce, Martha Plimpton, Keanu Reeves, Harley Jane Kozak, and Joaquin Phoenix. So, basically, all of hollywood is in this movie.Prepare to commit MASS MOVIECIDE!

This week, we're warming up for our Parenthood episode with a very special pregame!  Moviecide co-founder Brendan and wife Laura just welcomed baby 2 into the family.    It's all about Monroe today on the PREGAME!

The continuation of our Aaron Sorkin quest! THE AMERICAN PRESIDENT (or "How I Learned to Stop Worrying And Love The West Wing") is directed by Rob "Meat-head" Reiner and stars Michael Douglas, Annette Benning, Martin Sheen, Michael J Fox, and Matt Hooper.  ...I mean, Richard Dreyfuss.   Prepare to commit MASS MOVIECIDE!

BABY DRIVER is written and directed by Edgar Wright and stars Ansel Elgort, Kevin Spacey, Lily James, Eiza Gonzalez, Jon Hamm, Jamie Foxx, Jon Bernthal, and CJ Jones.   Put in your earbuds and prepare to commit MASS MOVIECIDE!