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Tongue-in-cheek metal podcast (maybe) bringing you brand new music reviews, gruelling homework assignments (for us not for you) and a fresh, metal band name and jingle courtesy of our WORLD FAMOUS band name generator every episode. Plus any other entertai

May Contain Metal


    • Dec 20, 2024 LATEST EPISODE
    • monthly NEW EPISODES
    • 52m AVG DURATION
    • 87 EPISODES


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    Latest episodes from May Contain Metal

    S5E11: Definitely Contains Worms

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 20, 2024 58:31


    Coilguns, Bedsore, Mur, Opeth, God Complex, Fractal Universe, Frontierer and Wounded Touch. Plusssss lots of worm chat and minimal Christmas stuff.

    S5E10: Dangerous Lips

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 8, 2024 49:52


    You've got to love us to bear with the sound delay that makes it sound like we don't know what's going on BUT if you can deal with it you'll hear stuff from Saltwound, Thirdface, Terror Cell, Every Hell, Havok, Raging Speedhorn, Botfly, Host BodyNote to self: Record episodes in person

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    S5E9: Deathy Space Wank

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 25, 2024 56:31


    Well hello there! This week: Ascend the Helix, Barbarians of California, Blood Incantation, Better Lovers, Sol Invicto, Will Haven, Cytotoxin and Cult of Luna. PLUS an important apology…

    S5E8: The Road to ArcTanGent 2024

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 2, 2024 42:04


    Another year, another ArcTanGent in just 2 weeks' time! Join us as we take you through the acts we're dying to see, some greacts we'd literally never heard of until the line up came out aaand some of our fondest memories from ArcTanGents past. See you there?

    S5E7: Judi Dench on a Bench

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 27, 2024 41:35


    Assemble the Chariots, The God Awful Truth, Blind Girls, Highly Suspect, VOWER, 156/silence, Glacial Tomb & Zeal and Ardor. PLUS loads more (a bit more). Tell a friend!

    S5E6: Can Matt Heafy Ride a Tractor?

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 28, 2024 47:15


    Horseburner, Hippotraktor, Squid Pisser, Kittie, Colossus of Destiny, Speed, Extinction A.D. and Letterbombs. Plus Matt's been to around a million gigs since we last spoke aaand we pontificate on burning horses and hippos riding tractors, for obvious reasons. Tell a friend.

    S5E5: Mechanics and Hairdryers

    Play Episode Listen Later May 10, 2024 41:27


    Glassing, g i f t, DVNE, From Dying Suns, Knives, Ba'al, Escuela Grind & Ascending the Helix. Plus lots of GREAT CHAT!

    S5E4: Like Eating a Small Fake Shop

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 12, 2024 51:32


    Protosequence, Frail Body, Horndal, Ingested, Ever Forthright, Contention, Love Sex Machine, Candy. Plus the incomprehensible witterings of a couple of silly old madmen.

    S5E3: Under the Running order

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 25, 2024 62:44


    Job for a Cowboy, Kollapse, Cell Press, Weston Super Maim, The Sawtooth Grin, Earthtone9, Exist and God Mother. PLUS we get a voice note from Cancer Christ and we discuss the kind of jobs that might be suitable for a half-cow half-boy hybrid. Thanks.

    S5E2: Gotta Wash That Lid

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 23, 2024 37:56


    Refore, Bokassa, Ihsahn, FHORCE, Protosequence, Imminence, Vulture, Kittie and LOADS MORE. Tell a friend.

    S5E1: ATRACTABAT

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 26, 2024 50:48


    Drown in Sulphur, Yersin, Cancer Christ, Cariosus, Worse than Death, Wasp Mother, Divided, Kollapse PLUS LOADS MORE STUFF!

    S4E14: Album of the Year 2023

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 15, 2024 58:55


    Join us on a metal journey (sort of) through last year as we take you through our top 10 albums of last year! We also tell you what wasn't very good which is fun too.

    S4E13: Let it Sleigh

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 22, 2023 46:43


    Merry Metalmas! Matt plays an incredibly well executed metal Christmas mash up game. We talk new releases from Full of Hell & Nothing, Panopticon, Lies!, Oro, Comeback Kid, Capsule, Thoughtcrimes and Utopia.

    S4E12: Metal Adjacent

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 30, 2023 35:49


    End, Ex Everything, Laang, Horsewhip, Texas in July, Enterprise Earth, Better Lovers, Drown in Sulphur. Also some great chat about Taiwanese duos and St.Ives.

    S4E11: Divorce Papers

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 27, 2023 40:44


    May Contain Divorce Papers

    S4E10: The MEGASODE!

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 13, 2023 60:52


    It's been a while! We catch up on gigs we've been to. Race through 6 albums we loved that came out in August/early September but didn't make it into a show because there wasn't one. Then we take you through some notable newer releases as per usual. All in that same jaunty but incredibly slick May Contain Metal style that you know and love so dearly. TELL A FRIEND.

    S4E9: The Road to ArcTanGent 2023

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 11, 2023 41:39


    We're going to ArcTanGent! 6 bands we didn't know but now are bang up for. 6 we already knew and are also bang up for aaaaand we discuss some VERY SERIOUS FESTIVAL CLASHES that we need to work through. See you there?

    S4E8: Episode Nan

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 28, 2023 44:37


    Will Haven, Radiant Knife, Nuclear Dudes, Johnny Booth, Better Lovers, Capra, Hazing Over and Dreamwell all get the May Contain Metal treatment plus lots of stupid chat as is customary. Tell a friend!

    S4E7 - Approach Cautiously

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 30, 2023 59:34


    Lots of references to the number 69, and also Soulkeeper, Grant the Sun, Queens of the Stone Age, TAKACS, Knocked Loose, The Motion Mosaic, Mutoid Man & Baroness. PLUS Matt's been to Download AND Glastonbury since the last episode…did he survive? Yes he did. We also got a bunch of messages! Go us!

    S4E6 : Scrooge McDrunk

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 9, 2023 57:49


    Olkoth, Pupil Slicer, Blindfolded and Led to the Woods, Tortured Daemon, Koningsor, Empire State Bastard, Evile and Sylosis. We attempt to steal someone's identity live on air (sort of) and find out who Matt's going to see at Download! Tell a friend!

    led scrooge blindfolded evile empire state bastard
    S4E5 : Goth Cereal

    Play Episode Listen Later May 26, 2023 43:01


    Here we bloody go! This time we talk festivals then it's Nightmarer, The Ocean, Herod, Unearth, In Mourning, Will Haven, Pallid Veil and URNE that get the May Contain Metal treatment. We also get a message (lucky us). It's time to put up your feet and put on the kettle, it's May Contain Metal.

    S4E4: Come See Doodleskull

    Play Episode Listen Later May 6, 2023 49:01


    Lurk, Lo!, Jesus Piece, Metallica, Vertex, Better Lovers, Koningsor, Cattle Decapitation AND MORE. OK not more really but also some lame chat and great times. LISTEN! It's time to put up your feet and put on the kettle, it's May Contain Metal.

    S4E3: Fixin' for a Vixen

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 18, 2023 46:09


    This week you get our expert (lol) opinion on new music from Steel Panther, Judiciary, Dissentient, Suicide Silence, Fit For An Autopsy, DRAIN, Over Kill and Common Wounds. Then one gets the Album of the Week title aaand that's actually about it aside from all the nonsense chat in between! It's time to put up your feet and put on the kettle, it's May Contain Metal.

    S4E2: Take a Picture of your Gran (xenarthran mammal)

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 22, 2023 42:32


    This week we talk about new releases from EYES, Mithridatum, In Flames, Pigs Pigs Pigs Pigs Pigs Pigs Pigs, Lo!, Megadeth, The Acacia Strain, Periphery. We crown one album of the week aaaaand that's sort of it actually. It's funny though too, so, you know…listen to it, yeah? It's time to put up your feet and put on the kettle, it's May Contain Metal.

    S4E1: Print Something off, Put it on your Fridge

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 23, 2023 33:18


    New year new us, but largely similar content. This week we discuss new releases from Tidal Waves, Polar, Turbid North, Kollapse, Tan and Handsome, Chelsea Grin, Periphery and The Ocean. We crown one Album of the Week aaaand that's it! We might have binned off Band Name Generator…oops! It's time to put up your feet and put on the kettle, it's May Contain Metal.

    62: Album of the Year 2022

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 13, 2023 41:43


    Which band will win the highest accolade in metal?! The May Contain Metal Album of the Year! GOD IT'S SO EXCITING!

    61: Axe Cult War

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 23, 2022 56:19


    We get a message from a record label. We talk about Christmas a tiny bit. We discuss new music from Elder, Blame Kandinsky, Colonial Wound, 16, Doomsday, Metallica, Atrocity and Silent Civilain. We crown one Album of the Week. Then we gloat about our Spotify Wrapped podcast stats and theeen a small Christmas treat (sort of). MERRY CHRISTMAS YA FILTH…you get the idea.

    60: Screaming Leather Goat

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 18, 2022 39:50


    May contain chops

    59: Dinosaur Grenade Missile

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 21, 2022 40:35


    Someone asks us to interview an old pop star. We discuss new music from Birds in Row, Lamb of God, Armed for Apocalypse, Stake, Skin Failure, Gojira, Forager and Filter. We crown one album of the week then band name generator then bed!

    58: May Contain Metal On Metal A.K.A. The Anvil Special

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 30, 2022 37:55


    May contain Anvil?

    57: Ribbed Arrows

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 23, 2022 49:56


    We get a message about killer beer. We discuss new releases from Fallujah, Thoughtcrimes, Revocation, Machine Head, Mantic Ritual, Fawn Limbs, VÅDE and Botch. We crown one ‘Album of the Week'. We list of some hilarious (debatable) food based band name puns. Then Band Name Generator…then bed. Tell a friend!

    56: The Road to ArcTanGent A.K.A. The ArcTanGent special

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 12, 2022 51:18


    We are going to ArcTanGent festival! We give you no less than 12 key bands that we're looking forward to seeing there. We also make food based puns out of some of the line up (it's really very high brow). Then we do the standard new releases stuff with Psycroptic, Ithaca, Ether Coven, Nicolas Cagefighter, Pillar of Wasps, Ingested, Ghost Wreck and Drowning Pool. Tell a friend! @arctangent

    55: Dinosaur Priest Creature VS Mercury Leviathan

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 15, 2022 56:04


    This week we talk new releases from Process of Guilt, Conjurer, Antilles, Municipal Waste, Megadeth, END, Revocation and Cult Leader. We subjectively discuss various bands' best and worst albums aaaaand band name generator. Then bed time. Tell a friend!

    54: Bleeding Cyclops and the Nuclear Dungeons

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 24, 2022 58:26


    New quick fire releases this week because so much great stuff has come out since we last recorded. Then on to the usuals with a closer look at Belushi Speed Ball, Mothman, Sons of Node, Magnatar, Thoughtcrimes, Emberthrone, Stake and Clutch. We talk metal feuds in HOMEWORK then BAND NAME GENERATOR then bed time as per. Tell a friend!

    53: The Cult of the Golden Missile Punching Basilisk

    Play Episode Listen Later May 20, 2022 54:22


    This week…Pyrithe, Cage Fight, Demiricous, Faüst, Aenimus, Ursus, Anvil and Sacred Skin get some ‘reviews'. We produce some incredible (not in a good way) product jingles in HOMEWORK aaaaand everyone's least favourite thing; BAND NAME GENERATOR

    52: Concrete Saw

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 29, 2022 49:37


    This week we get a lovely compliment. We discuss NEW RELEASES from Dream Widow, Rejuvenation, Cancer Bats, Incite, God Mother, GWAR, Clutch and Darkane. We play Metal Jeopardy in HOMEWORK and finish on BAND NAME GENERATOR as per the last 51 episodes.

    51: Whale Leviathan Knight

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 25, 2022 39:37


    Gloson, Without Waves, Hath, Bastardane, Vade, Hexis, Conjurer and Crisix - they're all in there! Plus we talk about the best metal deaths (why? not sure). And of course Band Name Generator rears it's ugly head yet again. Oh also we went LIVE on Instagram LIVE (LIVE).

    50: Black Dagger Monster

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 25, 2022 45:54


    We talk NEW RELEASES from Consvmer, Mass Worship, Zeal & Ardor, Persefone, Cage Fight, Ithaca, Dream Widow and Stray From The Path. We discuss weird jobs that metal…people (?!)…have had in HOMEWORK and yes, it's back…BAND NAME GENERATOR. Then it just sort of ends.

    49: The Black Lead Nail Gun... Pushed into Hell

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 30, 2022 66:38


    Oh hi there. THIS WEEK we mourn the death of Every Time I Die. We let you know what NEW RELEASES we're looking forward to in 2022 as well as review new music from Hadal Maw, Comeback Kid, Fit for an Autopsy, Celeste, Horndal, Vein.fm, Voivod and Carpenter Brut. We chat through some of metal's worst criminals in HOMEWORK then BAND NAME GENERATOR then bedtime. Tell a friend!

    48: Album of the Year 2021

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 7, 2022 50:53


    As the episode title suggests…and much later than all the other lists…it's the May Contain Metal Album of the Year episode! Who made our top 10?! Who made it to number 1?! What did we get for Christmas?! All this and more awaits your ears!

    47: Iron Coffin

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 10, 2021 49:00


    THIS WEEK we talk new releases from Redemptor, In Mourning, No Bragging Rights, So Hideous, Ashbreather, Sylosis, Brotality and Cult of Luna. We get a message from a great band from Indonesia in MESSAGES. We talk about bands who own things (?!) in HOMEWORK and then everyones favourite dice rolling game; BAND NAME GENERATOR.

    46: Dinosaur Moth Sacrifice

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 26, 2021 65:50


    We talk new music from Dying Hydra, MØL, Obscura, All Hail the Yeti, Eye Flys, Slipknot, Fueled by Fire & Behemoth. We crown one of them ALBUM OF THE WEEK. We get a message in MESSAGES (duh). We discuss band beers in HOMEWORK aaaand BAND NAME GENERATOR.

    45: Crow Spit Witch

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 5, 2021 73:53


    Every Time I Die, Mastodon, Limp Bizkit, Frontierer, LLNN, Employed to Serve, Knocked Loose & Pissing Razors! They've all released new stuff since we last recorded so we've covered them all because we're great! Also we absolutely murder the cockney accent (sorry) in ‘Cockney Rhyming Bands' and Band Name Generator had had a much needed re-vamp!

    44: The Magic Wolf's Iron Lung

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 17, 2021 48:17


    We're back in business! And oh my does it feel goooood. This week we dive straight in to MESSAGES with a killer track from Deadslow. We talk NEW RELEASES from Neomantra, Filth is Eternal, Jinjer, Bokassa, Mastodon, Employed to Serve, Dominicide and Every Time I Die. We set new HOMEWORK for next time aaaaaand BAND NAME GENERATOR! Tell a friend!

    43: BIG 1 YEAR BIRTHDAY BASH

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 3, 2021 35:19


    We are officially 1 year old! So join us as we reminisce a bit AND play you our top 10 band name generators EVER! Normal service will resume in due course ;)

    42: Hatred of the Crossed Gauntlets

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 13, 2021 51:07


    Absolutely no homework this week! YES! We chat through new music from Resist the Thought, Fawn Limbs, Structures, Moon Reaper, Crossbringer, Frontierer, Soen and Cradle of Filth. Then messages then band name generator then bed as per!

    41: Wasp Brain Vs The Bear Tooth Sword

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 30, 2021 55:25


    THIS WEEK we look at some death metal band logos and try to work out what the hell they say in HOMEWORK. We talk about NEW RELEASES from At The Gates, The Grasshopper Lies Heavy, URNE, Pacmanthemovie, LLNN, Rivers of Nihil, MøL and Weston Super Maim. We then crown one ALBUM OF THE WEEK. We get a very sexy message in MESSAGES and then BAND NAME GENERATOR and bedtime. Once you're done here head over to our insta page @maycontainmetalpod to grab the accompanying episode playlist in our story highlights featuring music from all the bands we mention on the episode.

    40: Kings of Torture and the Fire Arrows

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 16, 2021 57:24


    We are 40 episodes old!!! What does it even mean?! This week we ‘metal up' some nursery rhymes in HOMEWORK. We discuss NEW RELEASES from Elderblood, Kollapse, The Absence, VCTMS, First Fragment, Trivium, The Grasshopper Lies Heavy and Deadsquad. We get a message in MESSAGES. Aaaaaaand BAND NAME GENERATOR. Once you're done here head over to our insta page @maycontainmetalpod to grab the accompanying episode playlist in our story highlights featuring music from all the bands we mention on the episode.

    39: Legend of the Kill

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 2, 2021 49:55


    We're almost 40 and the mid podcast life crises is well underway. THIS WEEK we ‘metal up' a couple of well known movie theme songs using our incredible musical talent in HOMEWORK. We discuss and play you our favourite new tunes from Bossk, Fatal Effect, Fear Factory, Fractal Universe, The Bronx, Employed to Serve, Fawn Limbs and Lotus Eater in NEW RELEASES. We crown one ALBUM OF THE WEEK and then roll the dice once again in everybody's favourite BAND NAME GENERATOR! Once you're done here head over to our insta page @maycontainmetalpod to grab the accompanying episode playlist in our story highlights featuring music from all the bands we mention on the episode.

    38: Bronze Shield's Death Cannon

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 18, 2021 54:34


    This week we play a downright hilarious cryptic metal band name quiz in HOMEWORK. We talk new releases from Octohawk, Floatsam & Jetsam, Canvas Solaris, Red Fang, Machine Head, Alustrium, Notions and Bloodred Hourglass. We crown one ALBUM OF THE WEEK. Then everybody's favourite BAND NAME GENERATOR. HOORAY! Once you're done here head over to our insta page @maycontainmetalpod to grab the accompanying episode playlist in our story highlights featuring music from all the bands we mention on the episode.

    37: Giant Lead Axe

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 4, 2021 43:00


    You know what they say about podcasts that get to 37 episodes? Nope, us neither. This week we un-metal a couple of metal songs in HOMEWORK. We talk NEW RELEASES from Reject the Sickness, Vulture, End You, Alluvial, Zeal & Ardor, Bone Cutter, Body Snatcher and At The Gates. We get a message from a symphonic extreme metal solo project in MESSAGES. Then BAND NAME GENERATOR then bed time (for us, not you...maybe for you). Once you're done here head over to our insta page @maycontainmetalpod to grab the accompanying episode playlist in our story highlights featuring music from all the bands we mention on the episode.

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