Nine Minutes Of Madness

We discover that smoking weed is much safer than drinking water! Write to us at: podcastmadness@gmail.com

We delve deep into the Baseball archives and find out about Ugly Dickshot, Urban Shocker, and how to use urine to win the game! Write to us at: podcastmadness@gmail.com

We devise the greatest smartphone app ever by combining Grindr and Pokemon Go! Write to us at: podcastmadness@gmail.com

…and now, a collection of stuff that didn’t make it to other podcasts, including: a salute to VHS, the city of Festus, an innovative way to improve all sports, and much more! Write to us at: podcastmadness@gmail.com

We delve into the incredible world of celebrity body part insurance! Write to us at: podcastmadness@gmail.com

We enjoy three exciting tales of dog poo! Write to us at: podcastmadness@gmail.com

We attempt to rationalise paranormal urine phenomena! Write to us at: podcastmadness@gmail.com

We enjoy tales of pugilistic glory! Write to us at: podcastmadness@gmail.com

We uncover the history of Cricket and the truth behind the 9/11 attacks! Write to us at: podcastmadness@gmail.com

We give you great dietary advice and contemplate becoming a cooking show… Write to us at: podcastmadness@gmail.com

We hear a tale of explosive sewage and explore the Western Treatment Plant - the happiest place on earth! Write to us at: podcastmadness@gmail.com

We finally watch and review the Justice League movie, hear a witty tale of Dickensian poverty, and enjoy jokes from East Germany! Write to us at: podcastmadness@gmail.com

We discover that Jabba the Hut has to shave and we attempt to comprehend the majesty of the Mofference! Write to us at: podcastmadness@gmail.com

We uncover the salad oil scandal and discover that Jeans are the only pants acoustically tuned for rock ’n roll music. Write to us at: podcastmadness@gmail.com

We delve into the rich history of spam, english food, and golf etiquette. Write to us at: podcastmadness@gmail.com

We discover that graffiti hasn’t really changed much over the course of civilisation! Write to us at: podcastmadness@gmail.com

We geek out over the making of Duke Nukem Forever, free speech, and the art of embezzlement! Write to us at: podcastmadness@gmail.com

A heartfelt salute to Adobe Flash… and onion cake! Write to us at: podcastmadness@gmail.com

We discover the greatest “Yo Mamma” joke of all time, realise that the number of urinating penises in any room should be kept at a minimum, and take to the seas on the “Abortion Boat”! Write to us at: podcastmadness@gmail.com

We learn that for $50K we can rent Gene to go anywhere in the world for 2 hours - now all that’s left is to decide what to do with him, and where! Write to us at: podcastmadness@gmail.com

We discover similarities between L Ron Hubbard and Lionel Huts; that doing scientology feels like Elmer Fudd going hunting; and that we were all clams in out past lives! Write to us at: podcastmadness@gmail.com

We read the ultimate secret of the Scientology religion: The OT3 Xenu story. WARNING: You will get pneumonia! Write to us at: podcastmadness@gmail.com

We enjoy a round of “Goon of Fortune”, play “Kick the Goon” and sleep on a "Goon Bag"! Write to us at: podcastmadness@gmail.com

We use feralscan.org.au to go questing for feral animals, discover that Melbourne is overrun with feral pigs, and listen to the smooth neo-fashist stylings of Julio Iglesias. Write to us at: podcastmadness@gmail.com

We peruse the NSA’s recently declassified guide to the internet and wade deep into scholarly cheesiness! Write to us at: podcastmadness@gmail.com

We discover the epic tales of various historical donkeys and their prominentant place in religion. Write to us at: podcastmadness@gmail.com

We study the intricacies of metal subgenera, enjoy the finest “Funeral Doom” album of all time, and attempt to discern the difference between Megadeth and the Spice Girls! Write to us at: podcastmadness@gmail.com

We celebrate the distinguished career of Rube Waddell, and hear tales of the Swiss Cheese Pervert. Write to us at: podcastmadness@gmail.com

We contemplate the DC cinamatic universe, learn the origins of the “Best Friends Animal Society”, and discover just how easy it is to eat bread in the modern world! Write to us at: podcastmadness@gmail.com

We play a round of three handed bridge with a grizzled crew of diseased sea-hobos & find the perfect alternative to putting old folks in homes! Write to us at: podcastmadness@gmail.com

We discuss Michael Jackson’s lower torso, and the etiquette of Nintendo Switch cartridge licking! Write to us at: podcastmadness@gmail.com