Side of Guac Podcast

This one stinks sorry guys - the intern

It's a sad sad day here at SOG Headquarters as we say goodbye to our little boy, our best friend, our hairiest guest, Simba. Enjoy.

Yikes, really dropped the ball on getting this one out in a timely fashion. Whatever they can't fire me I'm an unpaid intern. Episode is pretty good I guess (I get forced to say that). Talk about capybara's and planes. Some pyramid scheme talk. Everything normal people talk about ya know?

Hey y'all it's the intern again. Way behind on this episode. The bosses already scolded me and took away my water allowance for the month so I don't need to hear it from you! Anyway, good episode here as always. Tom is mad about water, Beef breaks his camera, and Chubbs is not built for water sports (too fat). Advice no one asked for: wipe front to back. Like what are you doing man. 

Oh boy this one is a good one. Lots of poop talk for like the entire first half of the pod. Not sure how or why, but it is high-quality content. I actually met my deadlines this week so that is pretty cool. Still might get fired but it is not like I really care. Anyways, yea, poop talk, that terrible bracket thing finally comes to a horrible end, and the bosses give some advice to probably the coolest dude this world has ever seen.Enjoy, I guess.

The boys are back at it (except for Beef for the first minute). I'm in trouble again because I'm behind on editing so my salary has been reduced from $0 to -$15/hr. I am now paying these clowns money to work for them. Whatever. This episode took a lot of work to edit. The guys really need to reel things in here so I don't have to cut so much. Beef hates chocolate (no surprise there) but loves Casey's pizza, almost a little too much. Tom carries the show for a bit while Chubbs and Beef turn their brains on. Then they wrap it all up by giving advice to a creepy old man. Great show all around.Sub to socials plz thx.

Episode 90! Only 10 episodes and 3-5 business years away from episode 100! The bosses have a good one today. Chubbs is already senile at the ripe age of 26 but still manages to score a goal in hockey, Beef snores so loud it causes an Earthquake in California, and Tom suggests a woman who snores should flashbang her boyfriend to solve the issue. Great intellectual conversations as always on this one. Also, my pay got docked because I'm behind on editing episodes, but I don't get paid anything anyway since I'm an intern. Whatever, subscribe to our socials.

The boys are back with another absolutely mildly tempered episode. Your uncle takes a taste of this podcast and says "Hmm that's not too bad." The fellas take a very very very very small dive into the famous event of the naked bass pro fish tank dive, Chubbs gives an honest review of a cookie skillet, and Beef is put on center stage to have some of his hottest takes exposed.Follow us everywhere even in real life.

Oh look! It is our annual Christmas Special! This year, our gift to you is an in-person episode with terrible audio! There are some good parts though. Chubbs has a gift for Beef and Tom, and in return Tom has Chubbs wear a shock collar. Plenty of guests, sponsors, and producers this year too! Merry Christmas and Happy New Year everyone, rest in peace to your ears! Follow our socials thx.

The boys come out swinging with this one. Beef's bad takes come to a roaring head with his opinions on T Gives, the boys debate if they're better bowlers or golfers, and they give some unwanted advice to a crazy ex who wants one last piece of her mans. Special in-person Christmas Episode coming soon...stay tuned!Follow r socialz. Thks.

Welcome back to another eppy of our silly podcast. This time it's just the founding fathers tearing it up like the good old days. The boys duke it out over the superior breakfast bread, they dive into the mystery that man has tried to solve for ages that is the Costco Pepperoni Pizza, and they toss some advice out for that unfunny friend that always sends you his dumb videos on tik tok and Instagram reels. Side quest: take a shot every time Tom says 'Cheem Creams'Happy Thanksgiving! Subscribe to our socialsssss.

Dang this one is super spooky. Tom is very pro-recycling, Beef is bringing back denim, and Chubbs put together his costume two minutes before recording. It's the Halloween episode! There are maybe like 3 parts that have anything to do with Halloween. There is a lot of very bad podcasting out there, but this one might take the cake. Tom opens wine with power tools (it's just my toothbrush Dad), Beef hates pretty much every food that isn't something from Culvers, and Chubbs has beef with Chipotle, well actually no he doesn't because they're all out. Enjoy! Or Don't! follow us on socials. thx.

The bosses are back and so am I! Interns have never been cooler. Great news is I have a job again. Bad news is I am still not getting paid and not sure that I ever will. Anyway the guys are back and discussing all of the same stupid stuff they did less than a year ago. Beef has some 'What Would You Do?' scenarios for Chubbs and Tom, the boys chime in on some people asking the internet for advice, and Beef has some pretty fantastic questions that will really stretch your brain. Side note: the video format of this pod looks wayyyy different because the bosses have outsourced all editing to the intern. So I'm cutting corners left and right. Might even drop some hints in some future episodes just for shiggs. Follow our socials, we never post there. 

Doritos Locos Taco bad?? You read that right. That is a real quote too. Can you guess who said it? Yea I couldn't believe it either when I was making the thumbnail, but he really threw himself in hot water on this one. Other than Beef's notoriously horrible takes, the bosses take on some other hot topics including (but not at all limited to): musicians having bandwagon fans, which came first, the Dick or the Richard?, Patrick Kane's final moments as a Blackhawk, is there enough money? and so much more. Be sure to listen to this one on the lowest volume possible, you definitely do not want people to know you listen to this podcast, hell the bosses don't even tell most people that they're on a podcast. Super embarrassing. Anyways follow our social media accounts. Thx

The Boys are back but missing Beef this week, and Chubbs is already throwing shots at him. The Soupurb Bowl is covered this week along with double dipping. Lebron breaks the all-time NBA scoring record and Chubbs thinks he still sucks while Tom is more worried about some funny Instagram videos. The topic of the day is how they would escape the handicapped stall and as always, the episode is wrapped up with Stirring the Guac. Like, subscribe and we'll give you a hug. Please.

Boy, the bosses have another good one for you fools. Their silly stupid little brains are all over the place talking about cheeses and their melticity, and I honestly forgot what else. But does it really matter? Do any of you even read this? I've listened to hundreds of podcasts in my life and never once read the description. If you are the 1% that reads then I'm deeply sorry but probably won't take any actions to correct this. It's likely a good episode (or not I don't listen) so enjoy! Also, follow our socials pls thx.

Recovering from the longest episode ever recorded, Tom reflects on his snowy morning when he accidentally dropped his phone in a puddle. First-ever bachelor talk for the boys gets 'em talking about who they think will be the front running of this season. Then dove deep into the Damar Hamlin conspiracy, is it actually him? Tom is getting fed virtually some delicious steak while also seeing some crazy videos of kid rodeos. Does Tom actually hate Chubbs? You decide. And to end it all, Beef STIRS THE F**KING GUAC this week and Tom won't let up. 

Boy, are you in for a treat. On this episode of the Side of Guac Podcast, we have a very special guest. The sweetest soul we know, the molder of young minds, the man who sleeps without a headboard in the middle of his room, the one, the only, Frank! The boys pepper Franky with some questions about the teacher life and try to figure out if they can outsmart him in "Are You Smarter Than a Fifth Grade...Teacher." Spoiler alert, they are not and Tom puts up the worst performance we've seen on a Podcast game in 79 episodes. The fellas round off the eppy with some very mild stirring of the Guac, but some good conversations nonetheless! Enjoy...or don't. I genuinely don't care. I'm an intern and don't get paid enough to write these.Subscribe to us everywhere, we post really good content (I promise).

On this beautiful episode of the Side of Guac Podcast, the boys are back in their respective studios just like the old days. They cover all things bird Covid and pants pooping. Beef smokes Chubbs in a classic game of “Guess The Person Who Tom Is Describing In Three Hints Or Less.” Beef and Tom learn that only cows that have recently given birth produce milk. And loads of other things I forgot about but probably aren't worth mentioning anyways. Follow our socials! My paycheck depends on it.

Welcome, Kevin! One of our two Board of Trustees members for his first appearance on the pod! As long-time family friends, Tom and Kev dive down memory lane in discussing the neighborhood they grew up in. Memories of grade school, food, and petty theft. As a man who has spent a portion of his life in the state of Iowa, Kevin and Beef have a natural connection. Through bonding over their Alma Mater, local dive bars, and a nearby Red Robin, they pretty much touch base on all of the things that boring state has to offer. With the drinks flowing and ideas running wild, the guys all take a look at some questionable foods and finish the episode with a very very important announcement.

OH SNAP! It's SOG Season Two! Welcome back to our beloved dysfunctional family, where we get drunk, fight over candy, and see who can piss off Tom the most. On our first episode of the new season, we talk World Cup, Holidays, and rate the greatest candy in the world, the Starburst Duo. After going over some season two plans, the guys dip into a new segment of "Stir the Guac" and finish off with a lovely game of Shock Collar Roulette. Happy to be back for another season, we'll see you all next week!

The 3 amigos are back for episode 75 with some very exciting news... they all wash their buttholes. Also, this will be the final episode of Side of Guac Season 1... While the guys have big plans for season 2, they need to take a break to regroup and get their lives together. SoG is under construction, but it is not gone forever! Don't cry because it's gone, smile because it happened. See you soon ❤️

My dearest mother, I write to trapped in the basement of the Side Of Guac Podcast bosses' home. They allow me little food and hardly any water. I am severely underpaid. I write to inform you that the episode you are about to listen to is just as bad as the others. Random rambling about their high points and low points of the week, discussions around Christmas when it is two months away, Tom's Jeep that is so broken it wouldn't move forward if it was parked in neutral at the top of Mount Everest, and loads of other nonsense that no one truly cares about. They ended with the Snake Draft of "Worst Ways to Start Your Monday". I would argue that the number one pick should have been "Being an intern for this podcast".- Sincerely, your dearest boy, the Side Of Guac Intern

Hey there Halloweenurs it's the intern here. The whole gang is back together this week for a special spooky early episode. The bosses dive into some spooky topics like how good is Chiptole's rice without cilantro and what items McDonald's is lacking from their menu. Chubbs and Tom somehow managed to wear the same stupid and undersized costume while Beef put on his best EDM outfit. They get sad for a second and talk about being an adult during Halloween is pretty dull. I think they're getting older and more senile by the day. They wrap up with the snake draft of “Best Halloween Candies” which is kinda stupid since there's no such thing as Halloween candy, it's just candy. Follow our socials I use them as personal burner accounts..

Intern here, still underpaid and underappreciated as ever. This week the whole crew is back and things are buzzin' as the boys go beezin'. Its a packed episode this week as the bosses dive into the work of art that is Fever Pitch, the random sightings in the streets of Chicago, play a few games, watch a few videos, say a few curse words blah blah blah. They wrap up with some new ideas for an inclusive logo and the draft of "Worst Things To Leave Behind On Vacation".Please follow our socials, it's lonely over there.

Hey, it's the intern. I got a raise this week so I actually have to do more stuff now. Kinda lame considering my raise is a kiss on the cheek every morning but oh well. This week is a very Chubby Beefy episode as Tom is away finding his inner self somewhere in the Andes. The two bears of the podcast discuss how they plan to enter the annual Fat Bear Week competition and win it. They get into hacked GPS systems, weird people at the grocery store, car HVAC settings, and Dominos tanking their business by routing calls to a call center in India. Maybe Chubbs and Beef could use a little less Dominos in their life so this could be a good thing. They round it out with the draft of "Things That Rock About Adulthood".

Yoyoyo it's the intern again back with the synopsis. This week, things are pretty tame since there's no beef. Literally Beef wasn't there he went to an EDM concert or something.  So Tom and Chubbs hold down the fort and dive into their highs and lows. Chubbs talks about why it's important to wear clothes when brushing your teeth. Tom pulls the reigns on Honda as they try promising VTOLs in the future. Speaking of pulling reigns, Tom somehow found a sport known as horse diving and then somehow turns it into throwing Simba (Chubbs' Guinea pig) off a cliff. Chubbs talks about the fever dream of a movie called The Country Bears. The bosses wrap it up with the draft of “Best Thing That Comes In A Can”. Please follow our social accounts. The bosses said if I don't meet my quota they're gonna charge me to work for them.

We fired the intern...JK, but maybe unless he starts to get his act together. Highs and lows keep getting higher and lower but this week brings possibly the highest high yet. The Boys finally get their first sponsorship? Maybe? Beef cares for athletes and wouldn't sell a homerun ball for $500K but he would take steroids with Barry Bonds. Chubbs is going to win big with his 5 minutes into the future by playing the Powerball. Then Tom and Chubbs play a new game of "Would you Eat This?" And let's just say it was a 10/10. To round out the episode, the boys did segments such as the snake draft of "Best Falls", It's Time To Stop, and Beef asked another question of the week. Don't forget to follow us on social media!!! https://linktr.ee/sideofguachttps://linktr.ee/sideofguachttps://linktr.ee/sideofguachttps://linktr.ee/sideofguachttps://linktr.ee/sideofguac

Guess who's back?! It's the intern baby! Side of Guac nation, let's ride! This week the bosses went on so many tangents I think they might have broken a world record. They get into their highs and lows where we learn Chubbs sucks at golf and Beef has the spine of a 90-year-old. They also discuss whether or not they should pay me... not a fun listen for me. Tom talks about his new obsession with Roblox. He tries to cover it up by saying it was for Chipotle rewards codes, but we all know the truth. The talk about robots uses for robots, robots in football, robots that can game, they're huge robots guys. They wrap up with the draft of "Worst Texts to Send to Your Boss" and Beef's question of the week.Enjoy the eppy boys eh?

Hey, this is the intern. The bosses finally let me have a piece of the episode and write the synopsis. Big mistake especially considering they trash-talk me in the episode. Anyways they do their typical highs and lows of the week. Chubbs has a super weird low and I would honestly recommend skipping his part. Tom pulls up more internet articles about ridiculous pointless things going on in the world like a cruise ship that can't even cruise or ship, and a couple of Chipotle articles. Seriously though, how does he come by these articles? I can't remember the last time I read an online article let alone even saw one. Granted I can't read good anyways. Tom also tries duping the other bosses into thinking he got the limited edition Chipotle candle and it takes Beef and Chubbs an astonishingly long time to realize he's joking. Chubbs jumps into his weird interaction with his bidet customer support rep and Beef tries his hardest to understand what rust is. Still don't think he figured it out. They wrap up with the draft of "Best Parts About Football Season" and none of them said stadium fights. Would have definitely been my number one pick. Enjoy the episode! Or don't. You can hate it if you want, but either way, go follow the socials for more intern content. - The Intern

Tom and Beef are back on the horse together as they go through the highs and lows of their Labor day weekend. Both have some interesting restaurant visits but one is better than the other. How long do you think you can make it stuck in the wilderness with nothing? The boys discuss their thoughts but we all know... Beef wouldn't make it more than a few hours. But they do want to look into taking a trip to the Smokey Mountains for a little extended weekend vacay. What could be better than Tom and Beef in a log cabin hot tub? The episode is all wrapped up with the "Best Schoolyard Games" Snake Draft and Sincere Apologies.Hope y'all had a great Labor Day weekend! Thanks for listening, don't forget to share an episode with a friend!

The whole cast of SoG is back this week, and we're starting off the episode with some fortune cookies in search of a Freaky Friday moment... Beef and Tom might not actually switch bodies, but there is definitely something weird going on with these cookies. After touching on the highs and lows of their weeks, Chubb's concern over tornados sparks the question, Could you ride a tornado and parachute to safety? Beef says no way, but Tom is persistent that it's possible. Chubbs brings a couple of games to the table as Tom and Beef find out what kind of dogs they are, and also match up in a game of You Laugh, You Lose. On this week's snake draft, the guys go over the small things that will ruin your day. Don't forget to follow us on all our platforms and leave us a review if you enjoyed it!

Episode 64 starts off like you're jumping out of a plane with $200,000 like D.B. Cooper, exhilarating. Tom and Chubbs are debating whether or not to turn Side of Guac into a murder mystery pod to increase numbers since those types of podcasts are so popular. Speaking of mystery.. how about technology listening and watching everything you're doing and having some tech paranoia? Some more tech paranoia... Amazon buys Roomba! There's always the dream of flying.. but would you want to fly if it came with an interesting caveat? Food comes up and the boys discuss corn and the new Papa Bowl and then go into how LinkedIn needs to be canceled. Tom and Chubbs wrap it all up with the "Things that give you Anxiety" Snake Draft and "Tough Pills to Swallow". Guess Chubbs replaced Beef... it was nice knowin' ya.

This week, in the SoG Multiverse, Tom and Beef are back to announce that Chubbs has already been booted from being a co-host. (Just kidding?) They talk about their love of candy and go over the pleasant Sunday they had with each other! The age-old question also returns... is Tom a criminal? What really counts as theft? Can Tom be sued for painting a wall??? The apartment talk continues as Tom settles in and realizes Beef convinced him to get a purple couch. Current events are discussed before really diving deep into their love of ducking and getting ducked. PSA, Don't forget to poop at work everybody, because you could be missing out on 2.4 Million dollars of poop money.

The gang's all back together online as Tom gives his full recap and review of Beef's and Chubbs' performance in Episode 61. Tom then roasts Chubbs for stealing his tweet back from 2017. Chicago Aldi's are kinda wild and maybe haunted?? But the boys share some shopping experiences and Beef tries to convince everyone that Iowa has a Tax Free Weekend! Tom is CONVINCED that Orca's need to be tamed and not on the top of the food chain, while Chubbs thinks Crocs are still cool. This episode is all wrapped up with the Snake Draft of "Best Bell" and another edition of "It's Time to Stop".I guess Chubbs is here to stay?..

On this special episode of Side Of Guac, Beef is back with special guest Eric (aka Chubbs) as Tom is temporarily suspended for eating at Qd*ba. The boys ride their Segways all over the place, stopping for nothing that gets in their way. A quick week and weekend recap that somehow leads to paranormal talk? Beef tries to dive into Chubbs' stupid little pea brain and asks him about a bike with 2 wheels..wait 2.5 wheels…idk 1.5 wheels? After that, the fellas take their Segways on to their hate for bachelor and bachelorette parties and anyone wearing a sash. They come to a gruesome crash on their Segways into weird state laws, would you rather, and the draft of things names perfectly.The jury on Eric is still out... thoughts??

We're NOT LIVE but IN-PERSON and WITH A GUEST! Eric Chibe joins the show as the first recurring guest on the podcast, and let's just say... the boys are doing ERIC THINGS. Tom starts off by sharing his caffeine addiction and how he's gone a few days without caffeine. Jimmy Dean is the breakfast food king! Tom's pissed at whoever made the snooze on the alarm clock and Eric and Tom make fun of old Gordon Ramsay. Do you fold or crumple your toilet paper when you wipe? Eric and Beef face off in the first ever game of "Who's that little mister?" Then it's all wrapped up with the snake draft of "Childhood TV Show Characters You Wish You Could Punch in the Face".Thanks for listening! Should Eric join the podcast forever???

WE'RE IN PERSON!!!! With really bad audio.. sorry about that... but it's a great eppy! Starting off with some cosmic brownies and half-eaten apples, the boys are ripping on this Saturday afternoon. Did you ever throw snowballs or wet marshmallows at cars when you were kids? Beef gives an update on his stolen pizza and Tom has another movie review. Is Hawaii more dangerous than Alaska? It's all wrapped up with the snake draft of "Worst Common Bugs".Thanks for listening through the rough audio and we hope to bring you back some high-quality audio with some low-quality takes next week!

Happy 4th of July to all the listeners! Tom and Beef recap their weekend of celebrations by starting off this episode with a snake draft of "Best of the 4th of July!" After the snake draft, the boys discussed their weekend festivities, their thoughts about fireworks and once again agree that the 4th of July is the second-best holiday. Tom quizzes Beef on Tom's new Netflix show he is watching about Formula 1 Racing called Drive to Survive as Beef tries to enlighten the listeners on his Formula 1 knowledge. Then Beef quizzes Tom on some "Couple" questions to see how well he actually knows him. The episode is all wrapped up with their sincere apologies!Thanks for listening, feel free to share your love for the Pod with a friend and hope everyone has a wonderful July week. :)

Tom and Beef are back for Episode 57 and are ready to throw hands with the world. After a long stressful week for the both of them, the boys sit down and play a game based on Tom's stress of "Guess that Apartment". A short weekend recap is in place since Beef was in Milwaukee and Tom did absolutely nothing besides eat tacos and watch movies. This brings up "Movies with Tom 2022", how would you rate our pod out of 6 1/2 thumbs up? The Sunday scaries got Beef with a pizza mishap and then it's all wrapped up with a snake draft of, "Best things to bowl with besides a bowling ball".Thanks for listening! Follow us on the Gram, TikkyTok and the good ol' Youtube Shorts. Luv you guys. 

After a long-struggling week for Tom and Beef, they finally are able to hit the record button. Tom gives an update on his apartment hunt after his landlord raised his rent, while Beef's famous Spotify playlist is finally safe? Maybe? Another round of news stories hit the episode about dinosaurs having belly buttons, Winnie the Pooh horror movie, and a groundhog that barely squeaks by some F1 racers. Tom quizzes Beef on some historical dates and Beef asks some questions that will get you thinking! All wrapped up with the snake draft of "Coolest things that can fly" and a new segment of "F**k You of the Week"!Don't forget to like and subscribe! If you rate us 5 stars, Beef says he might give you a hug someday. 

Will Tom make it to the end of the episode? BIG storms roll through Chicago and scare Tom as the thunder rolls through. Somewhat celebrating Tom's birthday in Episode 55 the boys rip into some trivia with Beef. Does Beef get all 5 questions right? What is the capital of Iowa? How do you spell Mischievous? How do you pronounce the word Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia? Can you name 3 countries in Africa? And what is the outro song for the Side of Guac Podcast called? The next game is, "The Word Game". Can Tom and Beef say the same word within 3 tries? A bomb gets dug up in Dubuque, but could you imagine digging up a time capsule full of farts? All wrapped up with the snake draft of "Worst places to fart". Don't forget to like and subscribe!!! We love you.

Is everything truly bigger in Texas? Tom doesn't think so... The boys review Tom's weekend trip to Austin, Texas sharing stories, their love for BBQ and Tex Mex, and the famous Austin bats! And as always there ends up being a few travel stories from flying. Some current comical news stories come up as Tom and Beef discuss how the lady who wrote a book about how to get away with killing her husband... actually got arrested for killing her husband. The country of Turkey gets a 100 Year Anniversary rebrand and a truckload of 7,700 lbs of pies gets dumped into the middle of the highway. Barqs vs Mug Rootbeer, who are you taking? That is argued along with the snake draft of best concession stand items. Don't forget to like and subscribe and we'll love you forever! 

The guys are excited to welcome a few guests onto this week's episode of the pod, all the way from down unda... Kyle and Josh from The Listeners Podcast!!!Josh and Kyle and kind enough to deal with Tom and Beef's dumb questions and teach them a few new things about Australia. While trying to find some common ground, the guys discuss the differences in cities, food, and sports in their home countries.  Tom and Beef learn some Aussi lingo that may help them fit in with The Listeners, and Beef even tries some famous Australian snacks live! To close out the first international SoG episode, the buys bring out the heavy questions... Do you pee in the shower? And what are your favorite nicknames for the word penis?Don't forget to check out the Listeners Podcast on Spotify, Youtube, and Instagram. @TheListenersPodcast

We actually made it!!! One year of Guac! Thanks for tuning into this special Anniversary Episode of Side of Guac. Whether you've been here since the beginning or jumped on board just recently, we're happy to celebrate this special milestone with you… Today, Tom and beef are POPPING OFF! The boys dapper up and take a look back at the great year we've had. They touch base on some of the incredible stats achieved by the podcast, before ripping into a quick game of Real or Fake, and everyone's favorite, Sarah Sparpino. Although a relatively new aspect of the pod, the Snake Draft remains to close out the episode. In this special edition, the Snake Draft takes the guys, and you, on a trip down memory lane to visit some of the best moments in the last year. Thank you everyone for the love and listens! The last year has been a blast and wouldn't have been possible without you! We're only going up from here, so strap in!!!!

Episode 51 starts off hot with a throwback to the good old days... when Kanye was allowed to just walk on stage and say whatever is on his mind. And after all this time, let's just admit it. We were all thinking it, he just said it. As Tom and Beef roll up on one year of podcasting, they make sure to do what any experienced podcast hosts would do... get their new ideas from the internet. The guys run through a couple of "Would You Rather" questions, before jumping into some personality quizzes to determine the future of SoG. As you would expect, it doesn't look great... Tom and Beef premier a questionable new segment "Ice on the Wound" before jumping into another snake draft, "Best Brands of Bottled Water".If you're reading this, message us your favorite SoG segments for our one-year Episode! And don't forget to tune in next week! 

Side of Guac has officially crossed the half-century mark with Episode 50. In the grand scheme of things, it really isn't as exciting as Episode 52, but it's still pretty neat...It was an exciting week for Tom and Beef as they finally got some recognition on social media. Why? Because of the stupid questions, they ask of course! So to all the new listeners, hang on tight, because this roller coaster of a show is all over the place. This episode has no shortage of brain fart moments either, as the guys look into the difference between Wendy and Little Debbie, Funfetti and Confetti, and onion so big, even Stanley Yelnats would be impressed. Lastly, you better get your wallets out as the episode closes with the "Best Things To Buy for Under $5" Snake Draft and a quick reminder that if you drink Desani water, you should go ahead and hit the unsubscribe button.

Beef's last resort... Begging Tom to come back to the Podcast and be his Co-Host and he agrees... with a small stipulation of $100,000 per episode. Tom rips into a 9/10 level of scariness nightmare that even makes Beef get the chills. Then the boys discuss the new flying spiders that hit the US, some lady smacking a cheeseburger in her car and how they plan to try a new challenge of eating a burrito, burger, fries and a sundae all while riding a bike. A Snakedraft makes a return as the guys discuss "Things You Shouldn't Cheap Out On" and wrap the episode up with sincere apologies. 

Welcome back to the Side of Guac Pod! Beef is still looking for replacements to fill Tom's old spot. He's met a couple of prospects on his favorite new app EPodmony, but decided that this episode, he will take a bit of time to put them all to the test. Beef talk's with a vast array of characters looking to fill his co-host position, all very different, yet with some striking similarities... Do any of these newcomers fit the roll? Who is your favorite??? 

Beef enters the Podcast dating world as he is in the search of a new co-host on ePodmony. His excited search comes to a halting stop pretty quick... Beef also happens to be searching for more Juice.. why do restaurants serve the smallest juice cups ever seen? There's been a recent arrest of three individuals for recreating Club Penguin. Tom has to guess what is the US Government storing in a giant cave under Springfield, Missouri. We also lay rest to one of the greatest hosts of Who Wants to Be A Millionaire, Regis Philbin, host of Who Wants to Be A Millionaire. Beef feels judged every time he enters a Target or Starbucks while Tom feels like it's the best place for wasting time. Then the boys wrap up the show with yet another snake draft of, "Best Hobbies for People Over the Age of 70".

It's the final episode of Tom's contract with the Side of Guac Podcast as he will enter the free agency of the podcast world after this episode. Before he's done the boys rip into yet another controversial yet historical eppy. Tom shares his secret loophole on how he was able to get 7 free Chipotle Burritos and how he plans to eat all 7 in 5 days! Beef has been getting some very interesting targeted ads on Instagram and is curious as to why he's on the list. Next, the boys dive into some funny TikTok and Instagram videos as they watch the chocolate croissant situation, a guy falling off his bike, and a bird getting hit with a golf ball with a crazy surprise at the end. Tom shares his favorite Reddit subchannels about broken bones and John Cena. It's all wrapped up with a snake draft of "Best parts of staying in a hotel" and the segment, "Tough pills to swallow".