Straight Guys

Stand-up comedian Heather Thomson chats with us about feet, dating apps, and jorts. 

Caitlin goes to her first sex party! Then, from We're Having Gay Sex, Kate Sisk comes by to talk fat bears, TMI doctors, and Grimes. 

Caitlin and Kate talk the Kinsey Scale, when it's appropriate to raincheck, and Gayvira! 

From Left Breast Comedy, Kimberly Dinaro joins our table talk about RuPaul, Grimace, and LuLaRoe. 

Reed Brice, host of Library Hours, swings by to chat about blood donation, farts, and activism. 

Tampon Rock creator and Lex expert (Lexpert) Alysia Brown hangs out to talk about the Nirvana baby, JoJo Siwa, and the gerblin empire. 

From Tooning Out the News, Otter Lee joins our discourse on Cats, Princess Diana, and That's So Raven.

Grace Freud, writer on Rick and Morty, comes by and chats about kinks, Tropical Mambas, and Jamie Spears. 

We're stoked to be joined by Sheria Mattis from Loud Bitch Comedy and Netflix is a Joke, who gives her thoughts on gay doctors, bathing, and the beloved film "Stuck on You". 

From the podcast Alone at Lunch, Carly Montag joins us to ponder annoying queers, wedding invitations, and sex dreams. 

Caitlin and Kate discuss gleeking, public proposals, and camping. 

Ryan Leach (Awf Mag, The Onion) gives us his takes on spas, Cardi B, and being small. 

She's the star of the documentary "Funny Pains" and @the.helpful.ho on TikTok, Wendi Starling! Wendi shares her experiences with sugar dating as we delve into autopsies, poppers, and stargazing.

From Just For Laughs and SiriusXM Radio, comedian Eman El-Husseini gives her hottest takes on Trader Joe's, gender reveals, and the Ikea pride couch.

You may know her as @hokageofdepression on TikTok, it's comedian and friend of the pod Ana McCasland! Get ready to laugh along as Ana talks with us about Pokemon, dolphins, and the rare double uterus. 

Kate and Caitlin converse about beans, the English hillside, and Fifty Shades of Grey. 

Comedian Rachel Coster hangs with us to talk dog shows, parasites, and hot cousins. 

Dino-Ray Ramos is the creator of DIASPORA, a TV and film publication for marginalized voices, and he's also our latest guest! Dino dropped by to chat about corporate Pride, visors, and shrimp scampi. 

Caitlin and Kate talk about sodomy laws, social media, and counter nachos. Also, the pod has its first fart! 

In this very special episode, Kate's parents join to discuss Kate's childhood, queer identities, and hair. 

Host of Midnight Macabredy and social media expert Nikki Black chats with us about Sabrina the Teenage Witch, yiffing, and death. 

From Funny Or Die and Ars Nova, Ely Kreimendahl stops in to talk queer motherhood, kicking balls, and the latest cryptocurrency.

From Kevin Hart's Hart of The City, Rita Brent helps us explore penis amenities, self-driving Subarus, and aggressive lesbianism. 

We're joined by the host of Pillow Fight podcast, Yamini Nambimadom! Together we cover Caitlyn Jenner's shot at governor, magic mushrooms, and gifted children (ugh).  

She's opened for Stormy Daniels and you probably follow her on Twitter: it's Marie Connor! She helps us wrap our minds around small dolls, neopronouns, and how to dance when you're tall.

Our first couple on the pod! Matt Grote (Awf Magazine) and Willie Muse (CollegeHumor) help us ponder Prince, almost squirting, and email break-ups. 

It's our 20th podcast episode!!! Caitlin writes her own Lex ad. Plus, Lil Nas X, boats, and circle jerks. 

Pop culture writer and host of TV, I Say podcast Ashley Ray joins us! We discuss our Venus signs, photoshop skills, and problematic summer camps.

You've seen them on Netflix, Conan, or perhaps their monthly show What's Your Problem, Sir! And now Ever Mainard is here, to talk with us about cruises, plogging, and Ren Faires. 

This week we're joined by host of We Were Christian Kids, Justin Randall! Justin weighs in on Botox, mukbang, and whether to let people enjoy things. 

We're joined by the hysterical hosts of Hot Takes With Hot Dykes, Clara Pluton and Val Nigro! In this raucous episode we cover everything from frosted tips to trans-friendly cookies to Post Malone. 

Jes Tom, host of Netflix social's queer advice show Dear Jes, joins Caitlin & Kate! We analyze pink slime, the best/worst sex toys, and age gap relationships.

We learn why so many of Caitlin's past partners were confused... then stand-up comedian Veronica Kwiatkowski comes by to discuss The Boss, Soul Cycle, and jealousy.

Lorelei Ramirez (Los Espookys, Adult Swim) graces us with their presence to talk Titanic, talk Walmart, and talk shit. 

Our guest this week is Cheyenne, the sapphic brains behind @Hotmessbian and partner in our upcoming Instagram LIVE show! We get real about the Bernie meme, serial killers, and how to spot a gay in the wild. 

Rebecca Caplan, friend of the pod and a writer currently developing a pilot with Exec. Producer Margaret Cho, hangs out to talk about RENT, Cottagecore, and good vs. bad pranks. 

Kate has her own Vagina Monologue (gross) and then we are joined by Lovett or Leave It writer Pallavi Gunalan! The three of us dive into Olive Garden, the word "daddy", and infiltrating Grindr. 

We tackle the delicate situation of queer haircuts before Comedy Central's Jaye McBride hops on! She weighs in on surprise implants, Funko Pops, and boogers. 

Caitlin and Kate get serious about friendship breakups, then DeAnne Smith stops by to lighten things up! They talk with us about dog veganism, head-shaving, and boob rules. 

We're feeling holly and jolly after a visit from the hilarious Samantha Ruddy (Full Frontal with Samantha Bee, The Late Show with Stephen Colbert)! We chat about bitcoin, mousse pubes, and of course... HAPPIEST SEASON.

He's been on Colbert and Fallon, and now bisexual icon Jay Jurden joins us to talk Lorde, birdwatching, and backseat urns. 

Is shoplifting cool? Is Simba hot? Is soup bad? From Historical Roasts, comedian Robin Tran helps us answer these questions and more! 

Saved by the Bell writer Shantira Jackson educates us on weddings, gators, and Grey's Anatomy. Kate learns that Caitlin is a divorcée.

Our first guest! Comedian Sam Morrison joins to give his take on egg babies, sex cults, and hand size.

It's International Ass Day! Caitlin and Kate honor drag queen makeup, dishonor zoom dicks, and decide whether kink is supermarket friendly. 

It's our first episode! Caitlin and Kate discuss traumatic breakups, embarrassing porn experiences, and dating app etiquette. Also, is queerbaiting a thing or not?