Podcasts about funny pains

Anya and Nika reunite and talk end of summer/impending virgo season, back-to-school anxiety. They talk the COVID vaccine, updates on #FreeBritney, and Anya's renewed crush she's been repressing. Hilarious comedian and sugar baby extraordinaire Wendi Starling (@wendi.starling) joins the besties to discuss mental health as a bipolar icon, not stewing in regret, and she tells us about the mistakes surrounding the documentary made about her -- Funny Pains (2017). Hosted by Nika Lomazzo (@nikalomazzo) & Anya Volz (@anyavolz), produced by Elisa Coia. Follow the podcast @bestmistakespod and email your submissions to bestmistakespod@gmail.com. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/bestmistakespod/message

She's the star of the documentary "Funny Pains" and @the.helpful.ho on TikTok, Wendi Starling! Wendi shares her experiences with sugar dating as we delve into autopsies, poppers, and stargazing.

Wendi Starling is on the show and one of the wildest comics out, whether she’s being featured on Playboy Radio, the focus of the Funny Pains documentary, or just crushing it at her live show Glamourpuss, she’s lived a thousand lives from standup to sex work and is hysterical in them all, on an insanely funny Episode 63.

Hey Sunshines! Hope you're someplace warm this week. If not, accept the cold reality of the weather, curl up next to an asbestos spewing heater with a bacon-stuffed animal and practice the art of powerful surrender in the face of life's challenges and ever changing circumstances. THEN, chill out with a carnival themed meditation game and a friendly reminder to give yourself a break because this shit ends in death either way. Love ya! Talk at you soon. xoxo ***Come Hang*** patreon.com/wendistarling ***Follow Me Here*** TikTok: @thehelpfulho Instagram: @wendibird82 @iloveyou.please.stop Only Fans: only fans.com/wendistarling “Funny Pains” available NOW on Amazon Prime, Google Play, Fandango Now and Vimeo: funnypains.com

Pop Art Painter Jamie Roxx (www.JamieRoxx.us) welcomes Jorgy Cruz, Dir, Pro, Edt (Funny Pains; Film: Doc) to the Show!  Web: funnypains.comFacebook: @funnypainsmovieInstagram: @funnypainsmovie Director Jorgy Cruz says, "’Funny Pains’ is a two-part love letter to NYC and to stand-up comedy; both which I love, respect and owe a lot to. Having the support and representation of the superb team at Hewes Pictures made all the difference. They’re one of the main reasons why we are now ready to share our movie with the world on all platforms. I'm grateful and humble." “Funny Pains” follows stand-up comedian Wendi Starling, whose career, working process and life are closely examined in the film, as she navigates one of the entertainment’s toughest, most competitive professions - all during the height of the #MeToo movement, feminism, and the infiltration of stand-up comedy by the politically correct. Above all else, the film delves into serious issues of sexual assault and mental health, with Starling revealing her not-so-private personal traumas.  Media Inquiries for the Documentary Film Funny Pains: October Coast www.octobercoastpr.com

Hello Lovelies!! This week, we're zooming our focus way out and dissecting the "Dream of the Planet". What it is, how it's generated and in which ways we can directly create an effect of positive change on the collective dream. We also work to breakdown and demolish self-loathing because baby, it's been done for far too long. Self-hatred is old and it's a hack premise. PLUS, we close out with meditative, cocaine-fueled party game that will help us find our power in maintaining stillness amidst chaos. You are, and always have been, absolutely killin' it. Keep up the good work. Sending you love and drinks on the house. ***Come Hang*** patreon.com/wendistarling ***Follow Me Here*** TikTok: @thehelpfulho Instagram: @wendibird82 @iloveyou.please.stop Only Fans: only fans.com/wendistarling “Funny Pains” available NOW on Amazon Prime, Google Play, Fandango Now and Vimeo: funnypains.com

Filmmaker Jorgy Cruz chats to HEAVY Cinema about his brand new documentary Funny Pains.

Hi Everybody! This week, we're broadening our scope and learning to take ourselves out of the powerless victim mentality by shifting our perception of the things that happen in our lives to see them as happening FOR us versus TO us. PLUS, we got some new, more upbeat pirated music to accompany our 90's rom-com themed meditative thought experiment. You're gonna be okay. Just keep moving yourself in a forward direction and imagine yourself as Jennifer Aniston in a coffee-stained blouse. Love you! ***Come Hang*** patreon.com/wendistarling ***Follow Me Here*** TikTok: @thehelpfulho Instagram: @wendibird82 @iloveyou.please.stop “Funny Pains” available NOW on Amazon Prime, Google Play, Fandango Now and Vimeo: funnypains.com

Hey Sunshines! Get out your tissues because we are talking about feeeeeelings and making time to uncover the thoughts and behaviors that trigger each every emotional wave that washes over you. Keep in mind that while your FEELINGS ARE REAL, they are often times set off by a set of untrue thoughts and beliefs or destructive behaviors in which you are engaging out of habit. Sounds like a lot, right? Full disclosure, it kinda is. But difficult doesn't mean impossible so take solace in the truth that you have the power to change your thoughts and behaviors, thus shifting the types of emotions that well up and envelope your life. As always, thank you for being here and taking this trip alongside me. You're killing' it Keep up the good work. xoxo ***Come Hang*** patreon.com/wendistarling ***Follow Me Here*** TikTok: @thehelpfulho Instagram: @wendibird82 @iloveyou.please.stop Only Fans: only fans.com/wendistarling “Funny Pains” available NOW on Amazon Prime, Google Play, Fandango Now and Vimeo: funnypains.com

Jorgy Cruz is the Owner and founder of Longwood Media. Longwood Media is a Boston-based media creator that combines cinematic video production, provocative graphic design, and pristine photography with one goal in mind: delivering passionate storytelling! Jorgy and I get into tall about his experiences and how he moved from the medical field into videography and found himself a resident of Brookline! We also chat about friends, our love of films, and how he seeks the story and humanity in his work. Feel inspired from our conversation!! Check out Funny Pains, the documentary that we discussed. For more information about his company, head to longwood.media Insta: @longwood.media Jorgy Cruz instagram: @jorgitocruz

Sit tight babe. It feels like we might be getting close to the end of this once-in-a-lifetime, terrifying pandemic tunnel so it's time to shake off the fear and give ourselves permission to breathe. Not just about Covid, but any other fearful, limiting thoughts that are holding us back from happiness. And that includes releasing any judgements that keep you from seeing just how fucking awesome you already are. Like, right now. In this very moment. Despite your perceived flaws, shortcomings and every single incident you deem to have been a failure. Once you got that down (lol this practice is sometimes moment-to-moment), carry that warm and fuzzy non-judgmental vibe along with you to this week's wisdom card Meditation: “I Dwell on Positive Thoughts”. In this practice, we are removing a fearful/limiting/negative thought (just like you would a busted lightbulb) the REPLACING it with a bright, shiny NEW thought to counteract the darkness under which you have been surviving. Hope you find a pocket of happiness as this clusterfuck of a year comes an end. Sending you my love, gratitude and a the VERY serious masturbation book recommendation of ‘The Unbearable Lightness of Being'. ***SoCiAL mEdiA*** TikTok: @thehelpfulho Instagram: @wendibird82 @iloveyou.please.stop Twitter: @wendistarling Only Fans: only fans.com/wendistarling “Funny Pains” available NOW on Amazon Prime, Google Play, Fandango Now and Vimeo: http://funnypains.com

Despite every Big Tech trying their damnedest to prevent this weeks episode from being recorded, with the help of real true crime and a little holiday magic, we did it! We’re dropping some hot holiday tips, like the ideal snacks to keep your murderer/survivalist blood sugar up. Plus an in-depth look at the best made for TV holiday film of 1988. And the greatest Christmas miracle of all, we FINALLY are realizing our dream of knowing someone on the ID network. Grab the peanut butter, open your favorite famous person flavored beverage, turn the heat up to 100 and settle in for this long, rock hard winter. *** Shout out to OG member @jd_heathen for creating the disturbing IG account @pfgsounds and the FB GROUP: Pussy Fart Gang Gang *** Pretty please check out (and hopefully join) our Patreon page: http://patreon.com/pfgpod You get an extra full length episode per week PLUS access to our group chat parties! Most importantly, you are helping us pay to produce the show so... thank you!! We love ya!! **Megan Rice** Instagram: @handsomepartybutt BAKED GOODS! @mistersbakeshop ‘ShOuT yOuR AbOrTiOn!’ get your copy here ~~~> www.shoutyourabortion.com **Wendi Starling** Twitter: @wendistarling Instagram: @wendibird82 “Hey Sugar” series on YouTube: youtube.com/wendirebeccastarling NeW pOdCaSt: IG: @iloveyou.please.stop Only Fans: only fans.com/wendistarling “Funny Pains” available NOW on Amazon Prime, Google Play, Fandango Now and Vimeo: funnypains.com

It’s a Thanksgiving giggle fest as Megan and Wendi whip up the perfect recipe for a Covid-free family orgy, spill the not-so-secret ingredients of a classic bubbly beverage PLUS, the girls construct a plan to transform vacant property lots into Paula Abdul reenactment sites. Your Moms wish you a Happy Thanksgiving and remind you to stay safe by keeping your friends at least two steps back and at gunpoint when necessary. *** Shout out to OG member @jd_heathen for creating the disturbing IG account @pfgsounds and the FB GROUP: Pussy Fart Gang Gang *** Pretty please check out (and hopefully join) our Patreon page: http://patreon.com/pfgpod You get an extra full length episode per week PLUS access to our group chat parties! Most importantly, you are helping us pay to produce the show so... thank you!! We love ya!! **Megan Rice** Instagram: @handsomepartybutt BAKED GOODS! @mistersbakeshop ‘ShOuT yOuR AbOrTiOn!’ get your copy here ~~~> www.shoutyourabortion.com **Wendi Starling** Twitter: @wendistarling Instagram: @wendibird82 “Hey Sugar” series on YouTube: youtube.com/wendirebeccastarling NeW pOdCaSt: IG: @iloveyou.please.stop Only Fans: only fans.com/wendistarling “Funny Pains” available NOW on Amazon Prime, Google Play, Fandango Now and Vimeo: funnypains.com 

Hey Lovelies! Since we are still swirling in this chaotic existence, I thought it would be a good idea to get back to the basics and remember that we ALWAYS HAVE A CHOICE and that there is always a way out. This practice is like a passing drill for the sport of maintaining control of our thoughts, actions and reactions. You always have the power to choose how you think and behave whether you are confronted with conflict or simply shaving your asshole before the sun comes up. There's a mediation at the end so get cozy to remember to breathe, baby, breathe. Sending you love and sloppy kisses... Talk to you soon! xoxo Wendi ***SoCiAL mEdiA*** Twitter: @wendistarling Instagram: @wendibird82 @iloveyou.please.stop Only Fans: only fans.com/wendistarling “Funny Pains” available NOW on Amazon Prime, Google Play, Fandango Now and Vimeo: funnypains.com

Settling back into the grips of a subversively uneventful government, Megan scours mobile food menus while Wendi attempts to craft family friendly McConaughey material. PLUS, they rally against reading before bed and answer the age-old question ‘What is Bigfoot is an ALIEN?!?’ Pop your top button and prepare to feel pretty alright all through the night. *** Shout out to OG member @jd_heathen for creating the disturbing IG account @pfgsounds and the FB GROUP: Pussy Fart Gang Gang *** Pretty please check out (and hopefully join) our Patreon page: http://patreon.com/pfgpod You get an extra full length episode per week PLUS access to our group chat parties! Most importantly, you are helping us pay to produce the show so... thank you!! We love ya!! **Megan Rice** Instagram: @handsomepartybutt BAKED GOODS! @mistersbakeshop ‘ShOuT yOuR AbOrTiOn!’ get your copy here ~~~> www.shoutyourabortion.com **Wendi Starling** Twitter: @wendistarling Instagram: @wendibird82 Only Fans: only fans.com/wendistarling NeW pOdCaSt: IG: @iloveyou.please.stop “Funny Pains” available NOW on Amazon Prime, Google Play, Fandango Now and Vimeo: funnypains.com 

This week, enjoy a blissfully ignorant episode from the past. Recorded in the early mid-morning hours of Election Day, listen to your moms as we come to you from the past. Are we in full on Civil War? Callers, call in! Wendi is deep in the heart of Texas on a business trip. Has she been murdered by masked villains? Or unmasked villains? Either way, fingers crossed we’re all murdered. Megan gets all snuggled up in the basement bunker listening to her favorite musical artist Lil’ Pump waiting for the end of days.We hope you all voted. We hope you’re all safe. And we hope no matter what the outcome of the election, we’ll all be meeting up soon at the PFG compound. *** Shout out to OG member @jd_heathen for creating the disturbing IG account @pfgsounds and the FB GROUP: Pussy Fart Gang Gang *** Pretty please check out (and hopefully join) our Patreon page: http://patreon.com/pfgpod You get an extra full length episode per week PLUS access to our group chat parties! Most importantly, you are helping us pay to produce the show so... thank you!! We love ya!! **Megan Rice** Instagram: @handsomepartybutt BAKED GOODS! @mistersbakeshop ‘ShOuT yOuR AbOrTiOn!’ get your copy here ~~~> www.shoutyourabortion.com **Wendi Starling** Twitter: @wendistarling Instagram: @wendibird82 Only Fans: only fans.com/wendistarling NeW pOdCaSt: IG: @iloveyou.please.stop “Funny Pains” available NOW on Amazon Prime, Google Play, Fandango Now and Vimeo: funnypains.com 

Hey Sunshines! Let's take a quick break from confronting and transforming the many manifestations of anger and abuse in our lives and turn our focus to creating and living the life that we want. Not what we THINK we want and not the life that we believe we are SUPPOSED to want, but the life experience that we genuinely desire. Hopefully this episode is semi coherent because I recorded it while under a dream-like trance of unadulterated joy in the middle of the country during a global pandemic and plausibly impending civil war. Thank you for being here. I appreciate your company along this journey more than you know. Talk to you soon! xoxo Wendi ***SoCiAL mEdiA*** Twitter: @wendistarling Instagram: @wendibird82 @iloveyou.please.stop Only Fans: only fans.com/wendistarling “Funny Pains” available NOW on Amazon Prime, Google Play, Fandango Now and Vimeo: funnypains.com

Hey Lovelies! Got a heavy one for ya this week. After jumping off the see-saw of my most recent romantic escapade, I am finally confronting the universally and exponentially toxic behavior of bullying and abuse in all forms. And this is not just wagging a finger at the perceived ‘aggressors' or coddling perceived ‘victims', it's the first time I have ever taken a deeper ook at how both parties are responsible for their participation. It takes two to play, kiddos. PLUS, I make an obligatory “Life is like a river…” analogy!! I welcome you to join me in HONESTLY examining our past experiences as either the bully or bullyee...?? You know what I mean. Get out your journals and your tissues and let's float forward together. Oh, and THANK YOU for listening and for all of your sweet messages. I really do give a shit about you all. xoxo Wendi ***SoCiAL mEdiA*** Twitter: @wendistarling Instagram: @wendibird82 @iloveyou.please.stop Only Fans: only fans.com/wendistarling “Funny Pains” available NOW on Amazon Prime, Google Play, Fandango Now and Vimeo: funnypains.com

With their insides rotting from moldy bread and market trash soup, Megan and Wendi spit up some midwest pizza chat, spell out the specifics of cat approved laptops PLUS threaten listeners and callers with the Hot Milk Mouth challenge. *** Shout out to OG member @jd_heathen for creating the disturbing IG account @pfgsounds and the FB GROUP: Pussy Fart Gang Gang *** Pretty please check out (and hopefully join) our Patreon page: http://patreon.com/pfgpod You get an extra full length episode per week PLUS access to our group chat parties! Most importantly, you are helping us pay to produce the show so... thank you!! We love ya!! **Megan Rice** Instagram: @handsomepartybutt BAKED GOODS! @mistersbakeshop ‘ShOuT yOuR AbOrTiOn!’ get your copy here ~~~> www.shoutyourabortion.com **Wendi Starling** Twitter: @wendistarling Instagram: @wendibird82 Only Fans: only fans.com/wendistarling NeW pOdCaSt: IG: @iloveyou.please.stop “Funny Pains” available NOW on Amazon Prime, Google Play, Fandango Now and Vimeo: funnypains.com 

Hello Lovelies!! Been on a real rocket ship of emotions and experiences in the past week but I'm alive and trying to move forward with grace and love and all that other zen shit. If you wanna come along for the ride, join me in this week's manic interpretation of the Wisdom Card mantra “I Allow Others to be Themselves”. It's a good one, I promise. Well, the mantra and mental exercise is good, can't promise the same for the episode as I have not listened back. Gonna lie down and breathe deeply for a few minutes. you are also more than welcome to join me in that activity after listening to the episode. Hope you're having a good day and only trying to control the things that you can. xoxo Wendi ***SoCiAL mEdiA*** Twitter: @wendistarling Instagram: @wendibird82 @iloveyou.please.stop Only Fans: only fans.com/wendistarling “Funny Pains” available NOW on Amazon Prime, Google Play, Fandango Now and Vimeo: funnypains.com

In this emotional and electronically glitchy episode, Megan and Wendi tout the benefits of street drugs vs pharmaceuticals, smoking vs mask wearing PLUS bring you latest and craziest from the Epoch Times!! *** Shout out to OG member @jd_heathen for creating the disturbing IG account @pfgsounds and the FB GROUP: Pussy Fart Gang Gang *** Pretty please check out (and hopefully join) our Patreon page: http://patreon.com/pfgpod You get an extra full length episode per week PLUS access to our group chat parties! Most importantly, you are helping us pay to produce the show so... thank you!! We love ya!! **Megan Rice** Instagram: @handsomepartybutt BAKED GOODS! @mistersbakeshop ‘ShOuT yOuR AbOrTiOn!’ get your copy here ~~~> www.shoutyourabortion.com **Wendi Starling** Twitter: @wendistarling Instagram: @wendibird82 Only Fans: only fans.com/wendistarling NeW pOdCaSt: IG: @iloveyou.please.stop “Funny Pains” available NOW on Amazon Prime, Google Play, Fandango Now and Vimeo: funnypains.com 

Hiya!! Here's the meditation practice I mentioned in last week's episode. It's another angle on the idea of enjoying all that life has to offer while remaining unattached and unaffected by the outcomes of our lives events, relationships, professional endeavors, etc. The trick is to train ourselves to gracefully play catch & release with every new experience without going completely off the rails into emotionless psychopathic robot. Remember, we want to detach like Buddha, not Bundy. Love you all, hope you have a fun day!! xoxo Wendi ***SoCiAL mEdiA*** Twitter: @wendistarling Instagram: @wendibird82 @iloveyou.please.stop Only Fans: only fans.com/wendistarling “Funny Pains” available NOW on Amazon Prime, Google Play, Fandango Now and Vimeo: funnypains.com

Less than a month away from the US Presidential Election, Megan & Wendi gaslight themselves with the latest conspiracy theory THEN highlight the lesser known ‘Crunchy Wet Salad’ party. PLUS, the girls discover a Jesus approved child rearing guide, make the case for interspecies love AND bond over the floppy tongued, blind old men in their lives! Hike up your undercarriage covers, pick out your safe word and let your Moms fill you with the golden rod of the love of God. *** Shout out to OG member @jd_heathen for creating the disturbing IG account @pfgsounds and the FB GROUP: Pussy Fart Gang Gang *** Pretty please check out (and hopefully join) our Patreon page: http://patreon.com/pfgpod You get an extra full length episode per week PLUS access to our group chat parties! Most importantly, you are helping us pay to produce the show so... thank you!! We love ya!! **Megan Rice** Instagram: @handsomepartybutt BAKED GOODS! @mistersbakeshop ‘ShOuT yOuR AbOrTiOn!’ get your copy here ~~~> www.shoutyourabortion.com **Wendi Starling** Twitter: @wendistarling Instagram: @wendibird82 Only Fans: only fans.com/wendistarling NeW pOdCaSt: IG: @iloveyou.please.stop “Funny Pains” available NOW on Amazon Prime, Google Play, Fandango Now and Vimeo: funnypains.com 

EPISODE DISCLAIMER: This was recorded while I was on a low dose of what I believe to be a liquid form of meth. Is it possible to move forward with life while keeping past memories and experiences safely wrapped in love? This week, we work on finding a healthy balance of immersing ourselves in emotion then effortlessly floating along with the flow of our lives. Tools you will need to follow along: celebrity cutouts and remote controlled butt plugs. ***SoCiAL mEdiA*** Twitter: @wendistarling Instagram: @wendibird82 @iloveyou.please.stop Only Fans: only fans.com/wendistarling “Funny Pains” available NOW on Amazon Prime, Google Play, Fandango Now and Vimeo: funnypains.com

It’s another punchy slumber party that was recorded while the girls cackle on a full size bed and into one single microphone. After a close encounter with a constitutionally condoned Covid denier, Megan spits out her favorite soupy morning treat and fingernail shames Sebastian. THEN, Wendi gets choked up talking about her new man and bubbles over with excitement at the thought of a romantic, pre-dinner, simulated face rape.  *** Shout out to OG member @jd_heathen for creating the disturbing IG account @pfgsounds and the FB GROUP: Pussy Fart Gang Gang *** Pretty please check out (and hopefully join) our Patreon page: http://patreon.com/pfgpod You get an extra full length episode per week PLUS access to our group chat parties! Most importantly, you are helping us pay to produce the show so... thank you!! We love ya!! **Megan Rice** Instagram: @handsomepartybutt BAKED GOODS! @mistersbakeshop ‘ShOuT yOuR AbOrTiOn!’ get your copy here ~~~> www.shoutyourabortion.com **Wendi Starling** Twitter: @wendistarling Instagram: @wendibird82 Only Fans: only fans.com/wendistarling NeW pOdCaSt: IG: @iloveyou.please.stop “Funny Pains” available NOW on Amazon Prime, Google Play, Fandango Now and Vimeo: funnypains.com 

We have officially entered spooooooky season so gather round the campfire, toss in any unused butt plugs and let your Moms scare you to sleep with the classic horror stories ‘Bloodiest Birthday’ and ‘Murderous Mexico Marriage’.  PLUS, Megan and Wendi shout out their favorite muppet comedian THEN, school you on proper etiquette when delivering a package or fucking a fake family member!! *** Shout out to OG member @jd_heathen for creating the disturbing IG account @pfgsounds and the FB GROUP: Pussy Fart Gang Gang *** Pretty please check out (and hopefully join) our Patreon page: http://patreon.com/pfgpod You get an extra full length episode per week PLUS access to our group chat parties! Most importantly, you are helping us pay to produce the show so... thank you!! We love ya!! **Megan Rice** Instagram: @handsomepartybutt BAKED GOODS! @mistersbakeshop ‘ShOuT yOuR AbOrTiOn!’ get your copy here ~~~> www.shoutyourabortion.com **Wendi Starling** Twitter: @wendistarling Instagram: @wendibird82 Only Fans: only fans.com/wendistarling NeW pOdCaSt: IG: @iloveyou.please.stop “Funny Pains” available NOW on Amazon Prime, Google Play, Fandango Now and Vimeo: funnypains.com 

Recording during Prime BM Time, Megan & Wendi are in their separate homes but equal juiced up over one of the greatest grooming films of the 90’s, Jet Pack Men and deeply pulled ass muscles. Cue up the laugh track and get ready to hang with your Mothers and heroes. *** Shout out to OG member @jd_heathen for creating the disturbing IG account @pfgsounds and the FB GROUP: Pussy Fart Gang Gang *** Pretty please check out (and hopefully join) our Patreon page: http://patreon.com/pfgpod You get an extra full length episode per week PLUS access to our group chat parties! Most importantly, you are helping us pay to produce the show so... thank you!! We love ya!! **Megan Rice** Instagram: @handsomepartybutt BAKED GOODS! @mistersbakeshop ‘ShOuT yOuR AbOrTiOn!’ get your copy here ~~~> www.shoutyourabortion.com **Wendi Starling** Twitter: @wendistarling Instagram: @wendibird82 Only Fans: only fans.com/wendistarling NeW pOdCaSt: IG: @iloveyou.please.stop “Funny Pains” available NOW on Amazon Prime, Google Play, Fandango Now and Vimeo: funnypains.com 

Hey Everyone! After safely moving my entire life from NYC to embark on a year-long St. Louis sabbatical, I'm back to bitch out FedEx, bars that close before sunset and hopefully encourage you to eradicate irrational fear and celebrate all our wins no matter the size or scope. SIDENOTE: If you have an STL upper connect, pretty please let a bitch know. Love you guys!! ***SoCiAL mEdiA*** Twitter: @wendistarling Instagram: @wendibird82 @iloveyou.please.stop Only Fans: only fans.com/wendistarling “Funny Pains” available NOW on Amazon Prime, Google Play, Fandango Now and Vimeo: funnypains.com

Your Moms are finally together and disturbingly distracted by an undulating shadow monster on the roof of a spooky (and way too close for comfort) abandoned building. Can Megan and Wendi overcome their fears and cool it down long enough to record a coherent episode OR will they continuously scream like teenage banshees trying to figure out if they are being taunted by a ghoul, a goblin or a gosh-dang Goldblum?!?  *** Shout out to OG member @jd_heathen for creating the disturbing IG account @pfgsounds and the FB GROUP: Pussy Fart Gang Gang *** Pretty please check out (and hopefully join) our Patreon page: http://patreon.com/pfgpod You get an extra full length episode per week PLUS access to our group chat parties! Most importantly, you are helping us pay to produce the show so... thank you!! We love ya!! **Megan Rice** Instagram: @handsomepartybutt BAKED GOODS! @mistersbakeshop ‘ShOuT yOuR AbOrTiOn!’ get your copy here ~~~> www.shoutyourabortion.com **Wendi Starling** Twitter: @wendistarling Instagram: @wendibird82 Only Fans: only fans.com/wendistarling NeW pOdCaSt: IG: @iloveyou.please.stop “Funny Pains” available NOW on Amazon Prime, Google Play, Fandango Now and Vimeo: funnypains.com 

After choking down their breakfast cheese and cookies, your Moms lay out plans to gobble up cute goats and free beer together in St Louis. THEN, Wendi recaps her first outdoor shows and Megan unravels the secrets of a Moroccan drug ring that showed up at the front door of her new home. *** Shout out to OG member @jd_heathen for creating the disturbing IG account @pfgsounds and the FB GROUP: Pussy Fart Gang Gang *** Pretty please check out (and hopefully join) our Patreon page: http://patreon.com/pfgpod You get an extra full length episode per week PLUS access to our group chat parties! Most importantly, you are helping us pay to produce the show so... thank you!! We love ya!! **Megan Rice** Instagram: @handsomepartybutt BAKED GOODS! @mistersbakeshop ‘ShOuT yOuR AbOrTiOn!’ get your copy here ~~~> www.shoutyourabortion.com **Wendi Starling** Twitter: @wendistarling Instagram: @wendibird82 Only Fans: only fans.com/wendistarling NeW pOdCaSt: IG: @iloveyou.please.stop “Funny Pains” available NOW on Amazon Prime, Google Play, Fandango Now and Vimeo: funnypains.com 

Mix up your favorite low-calorie 90’s powdered beverage and prepare to get goofy with your overly hydrated Moms. After Megan & Wendi remind you to drink your dang water, they fumble their way through current and horrifying events THEN smooth out the details of their plans to get rich from their sickeningly sweet corn covered feet. *** Shout out to OG member @jd_heathen for creating the disturbing IG account @pfgsounds and the FB GROUP: Pussy Fart Gang Gang *** Pretty please check out (and hopefully join) our Patreon page: http://patreon.com/pfgpod You get an extra full length episode per week PLUS access to our group chat parties! Most importantly, you are helping us pay to produce the show so... thank you!! We love ya!! **Megan Rice** Instagram: @handsomepartybutt BAKED GOODS! @mistersbakeshop ‘ShOuT yOuR AbOrTiOn!’ get your copy here ~~~> www.shoutyourabortion.com **Wendi Starling** Twitter: @wendistarling Instagram: @wendibird82 Only Fans: only fans.com/wendistarling NeW pOdCaSt: IG: @iloveyou.please.stop “Funny Pains” available NOW on Amazon Prime, Google Play, Fandango Now and Vimeo: funnypains.com 

It's an extra manic ride this week as I attempt to implement a month's worth of daily meditation lessons into one episode while waiting (in real time) to find out whether or not an overly dramatic email I sent will completely destroy a deeply cherished relationship. PLUS, some good ol' fashioned girl talk, a communication lesson for persons of the male persuasion, and a friendly reminder to be nice to yourself and the people in your general vicinity. Thanks for being here and being exactly who you are. Love you! ***SoCiAL mEdiA*** Twitter: @wendistarling Instagram: @wendibird82 @iloveyou.please.stop Only Fans: only fans.com/wendistarling “Funny Pains” available NOW on Amazon Prime, Google Play, Fandango Now and Vimeo: funnypains.com

LISTENER ADVISORY: This episode was recorded while Megan and Wendi sat crossed-legged on a bed, casually passing each other a single microphone and copious droplets of Covid-19. In between cackling like incestuous witches under a crescent moon, your Moms spit out tips for finding drugs, rubbing tums PLUS lay down a classic R&B track to put a little boom boom in your nite nite. *** Shout out to OG member @jd_heathen for creating the disturbing IG account @pfgsounds and the FB GROUP: Pussy Fart Gang Gang *** Pretty please check out (and hopefully join) our Patreon page: http://patreon.com/pfgpod You get an extra full length episode per week PLUS access to our group chat parties! Most importantly, you are helping us pay to produce the show so... thank you!! We love ya!! **Megan Rice** Instagram: @handsomepartybutt BAKED GOODS! @mistersbakeshop ‘ShOuT yOuR AbOrTiOn!’ get your copy here ~~~> www.shoutyourabortion.com **Wendi Starling** Twitter: @wendistarling Instagram: @wendibird82 Only Fans: only fans.com/wendistarling NeW pOdCaSt: IG: @iloveyou.please.stop “Funny Pains” available NOW on Amazon Prime, Google Play, Fandango Now and Vimeo: funnypains.com 

After addressing the little bits of shit I've had thrown my way because of starting an Only Fans account, I get into the intensity of love under quarantine and make the case for integrating wet ass pussies into your favorite Food Network shows. Love you guys! Thanks for being here and for being exactly as you are. xoxo Wendi ***SoCiAL mEdiA*** Twitter: @wendistarling Instagram: @wendibird82 @iloveyou.please.stop Only Fans: only fans.com/wendistarling “Funny Pains” available NOW on Amazon Prime, Google Play, Fandango Now and Vimeo: funnypains.com

Fired up for their future as a twin sister skanking duo, Megan and Wendi spoil your day by talking about blockbuster films and Russian vaccines. PLUS, they get so stuck on consensual sibling fingering and people living in walls that they forget their very own catch phrase!!  *** Shout out to OG member @jd_heathen for creating the disturbing IG account @pfgsounds and the FB GROUP: Pussy Fart Gang Gang *** Pretty please check out (and hopefully join) our Patreon page: http://patreon.com/pfgpod You get an extra full length episode per week PLUS access to our group chat parties! Most importantly, you are helping us pay to produce the show so... thank you!! We love ya!! **Megan Rice** Instagram: @handsomepartybutt BAKED GOODS! @mistersbakeshop ‘ShOuT yOuR AbOrTiOn!’ get your copy here ~~~> www.shoutyourabortion.com **Wendi Starling** Twitter: @wendistarling Instagram: @wendibird82 Only Fans: only fans.com/wendistarling NeW pOdCaSt: IG: @iloveyou.please.stop “Funny Pains” available NOW on Amazon Prime, Google Play, Fandango Now and Vimeo: funnypains.com 

Hi! Thought it might a fun group activity to practice real-time meditation so I stopped mid panic attack and recorded my daily practice for us to do as a team. Hope this helps you remember that you already have everything you need right there inside of you. You are whole as you are and you're doing a great job. Talk to you soon. xoxo Wendi ***SoCiAL mEdiA*** Twitter: @wendistarling Instagram: @wendibird82 @iloveyou.please.stop Only Fans: only fans.com/wendistarling “Funny Pains” available NOW on Amazon Prime, Google Play, Fandango Now and Vimeo: funnypains.com

Run down by indigestion and picked nerves, Megan and Wendi conjure Piglet and The Bitch to bring you the mediocre’est in sports, world news, economics and a sex ed lesson for the kiddos. PLUS, your moms drool out tips for surviving the zombie apocalypse and squeal until you shove some sizzling bacon into your craw.  *** Shout out to OG member @jd_heathen for creating the disturbing IG account @pfgsounds and the FB GROUP: Pussy Fart Gang Gang *** Pretty please check out (and hopefully join) our Patreon page: http://patreon.com/pfgpod You get an extra full length episode per week PLUS access to our group chat parties! Most importantly, you are helping us pay to produce the show so... thank you!! We love ya!! **Megan Rice** Instagram: @handsomepartybutt BAKED GOODS! @mistersbakeshop ‘ShOuT yOuR AbOrTiOn!’ get your copy here ~~~> www.shoutyourabortion.com **Wendi Starling** Twitter: @wendistarling Instagram: @wendibird82 Only Fans: only fans.com/wendistarling NeW pOdCaSt: IG: @iloveyou.please.stop “Funny Pains” available NOW on Amazon Prime, Google Play, Fandango Now and Vimeo: funnypains.com 

After quieting my mind enough to hear my intuition, I have decided to move to St. Louis for a year long sabbatical in an attempt to find peace of mind, an honest love AND to avoid a future fate as a one-eyed, open-air, apocalyptic prostitute. Hopefully some of my ramblings help you decipher the difference between the battling voices of your intuition and the bratty baby constantly scream fighting in the back of your brain. Love you all. You're doing great. xoxo Wendi ***SoCiAL mEdiA*** Twitter: @wendistarling Instagram: @wendibird82 @iloveyou.please.stop Only Fans: only fans.com/wendistarling “Funny Pains” available NOW on Amazon Prime, Google Play, Fandango Now and Vimeo: funnypains.com 

After the reveal of a mutually shocking plot twist in their lives, Megan & Wendi talk DIY door locks, hidden kitty jungle puzzles and salt-of-the-earth meth heads. Crack open a back-bottom claw and take a body temp snack break with your two favorite moms. *** Shout out to OG member @jd_heathen for creating the disturbing IG account @pfgsounds and the FB GROUP: Pussy Fart Gang Gang *** Pretty please check out (and hopefully join) our Patreon page: http://patreon.com/pfgpod You get extra footage of us screwing around together AND alone! Most importantly, you are helping us pay to produce the show so... thank you!! We love ya!! **Megan Rice** Instagram: @handsomepartybutt BAKED GOODS! @mistersbakeshop ‘ShOuT yOuR AbOrTiOn!’ get your copy here ~~~> www.shoutyourabortion.com **Wendi Starling** Twitter: @wendistarling Instagram: @wendibird82 NeW pOdCaSt: IG: @iloveyou.please.stop “Funny Pains” available NOW on Amazon Prime, Google Play, Fandango Now and Vimeo: funnypains.com 

Hey Everybody!! After taking my own advice, I may have found a way out of what has felt like a soul-sucking tar pit of depression and indifference AND I am finally ready to open up about the sordid and sentimental details of my time as a ‘fancy girlfriend' here in New York City. Hope you're doing okay and allowing yourself to mentally and emotionally shut it down for at least 10 minutes a day. Trust me, you can meditate all the way to Zen and you will still wake up in the middle of a global pandemic and economic upheaval. Love you all so much. It's sucks right now, but it's gonna keep changing and we gotta hang in until we can turn it around. ***SoCiAL mEdiA*** Twitter: @wendistarling Instagram: @wendibird82 ***SEE THIS BITCH LIVE*** … in AMERICA!! Wednesday, July 29th 8pm ET on Zoom …in UK & EUROPE!! Thursday, July 30th 8pm BST on Zoom …in AUSTRALIA & NEW ZEALAND!! Saturday, August 1st 7pm AEST/ 9pm NZST Reserve tickets at: wendistarlingtix@gmail.com “Funny Pains” available NOW on Amazon Prime, Google Play, Fandango Now and Vimeo: funnypains.com

This week, your Moms work to dig themselves out of the pit when Wendi activates her search for a place to live and Megan accepts her fate as the owner of a blind dog with the gift (curse?) of eternal life. *** Shout out to OG member @jd_heathen for creating the disturbing IG account @pfgsounds and the FB GROUP: Pussy Fart Gang Gang *** Pretty please check out (and hopefully join) our Patreon page: http://patreon.com/pfgpod You get extra footage of us screwing around together AND alone! Most importantly, you are helping us pay to produce the show so... thank you!! We love ya!! **Megan Rice** Instagram: @handsomepartybutt BAKED GOODS! @mistersbakeshop ‘ShOuT yOuR AbOrTiOn!’ get your copy here ~~~> www.shoutyourabortion.com **Wendi Starling** Twitter: @wendistarling Instagram: @wendibird82 NeW pOdCaSt: IG: @iloveyou.please.stop https://open.spotify.com/show/4BJReUbquf83sZypEgOXyP?si=jkuLsTRsQeyySn2exAYcOw ***SEE THIS BITCH LIVE*** AUSTRALIA & NEW ZEALAND!! Coming to you LIVE from The Matrix… Saturday, August 1st 7pm in AUS/ 9pm in NZ Tickets $10 each Reserve tickets at: wendistarlingtix@gmail.com July 23-26 at Helium Comedy Club, Buffalo, NY w/ Krystyna Hutchinson Tickets: https://buffalo.heliumcomedy.com/events/40247 “Funny Pains” available NOW on Amazon Prime, Google Play, Fandango Now and Vimeo: funnypains.com 

Hey Everyone! Thank you for your sweet messages and for joining forces with me in weathering the great storm of 2020. This week, get the lowdown on the not-so-fresh hell that is Manhattan's outdoor dining scene, soak up the zen of public mediation in action PLUS, try not to vomit as I lather your senses with a story of geriatric sensuality. Love you all so much. You're doing great. xoxo Wendi ***SoCiAL mEdiA*** Twitter: @wendistarling Instagram: @wendibird82 ***SEE THIS BITCH LIVE*** Saturday, July 18th 8pm ET on Zoom Reserve tickets at: wendistarlingtix@gmail.com July 23-26 at Helium Comedy Club, Buffalo, NY w/ Krystyna Hutchinson Tickets: https://buffalo.heliumcomedy.com/events/40247 “Funny Pains” available NOW on Amazon Prime, Google Play, Fandango Now and Vimeo: funnypains.com

With their clits declawed and leg fur removed, Megan and Wendi cook up a modern day fairy tale before busting open the over-priced cabinet doors on the juiciest furniture-based child trafficking scandals. *** Shout out to OG member @jd_heathen for creating the disturbing IG account @pfgsounds and the FB GROUP: Pussy Fart Gang Gang *** Pretty please check out (and hopefully join) our Patreon page: http://patreon.com/pfgpod You get extra footage of us screwing around together AND alone! Most importantly, you are helping us pay to produce the show so... thank you!! We love ya!! **Megan Rice** Instagram: @handsomepartybutt BAKED GOODS! @mistersbakeshop ‘ShOuT yOuR AbOrTiOn!’ get your copy here ~~~> www.shoutyourabortion.com **Wendi Starling** Twitter: @wendistarling Instagram: @wendibird82 NeW pOdCaSt: IG: @iloveyou.please.stop https://open.spotify.com/show/4BJReUbquf83sZypEgOXyP?si=jkuLsTRsQeyySn2exAYcOw ***SEE THIS BITCH LIVE*** Saturday, July 18th 8pm ET on Zoom Reserve tickets at: wendistarlingtix@gmail.com July 23-26 at Helium Comedy Club, Buffalo, NY w/ Krystyna Hutchinson Tickets: https://buffalo.heliumcomedy.com/events/40247 “Funny Pains” available NOW on Amazon Prime, Google Play, Fandango Now and Vimeo: funnypains.com 

Hey Everybody! First off, thank you for all of your sweet messages and support. I appreciate you more than you know. With the help of friends (that includes you), I was able to pull my ass out of a very real and very scary depressive state just in time to salvage a potential tropical vacation. PLUS, I stumble upon what I think might be a genius way to utilize a Suicide Hotline operator as your free personal assistant!! Twitter: @wendistarling Instagram: @wendibird82 “Funny Pains” available NOW on Amazon Prime, Google Play, Fandango Now and Vimeo

After being held at gunpoint for a vodka soda, Megan is faced with the grownup responsibilities of homeownership and caring for an elderly parent. Wendi tries to help by suggesting a stair-stepping challenge then pushes out a super shitty fund raising campaign.  *** Shout out to OG member @jd_heathen for creating the disturbing IG account @pfgsounds and the FB GROUP: Pussy Fart Gang Gang *** Pretty please check out (and hopefully join) our Patreon page: http://patreon.com/pfgpod You get extra footage of us screwing around together AND alone! Most importantly, you are helping us pay to produce the show so... thank you!! We love ya!! **Megan Rice** Instagram: @handsomepartybutt BAKED GOODS! @mistersbakeshop ‘ShOuT yOuR AbOrTiOn!’ get your copy here ~~~> www.shoutyourabortion.com **Wendi Starling** Twitter: @wendistarling Instagram: @wendibird82 NeW pOdCaSt: IG: @iloveyou.please.stop “Funny Pains” available NOW on Amazon Prime, Google Play, Fandango Now and Vimeo

Subscribe, Rate, and leave a review! Take pictures of your friends. Was "Long Gone Summer" the worst 30 for 30 yet? KFC watched the worst movie he's ever seen in his life, 365 days. Donald Trump is being called out for nearly falling down stairs. Donald Trump Jr has called out Howard Stern for an old video where he appeared in blackface and used the n-word. Who are your top 5 home run hitters? Voicemails include a brother in law on grindr, too many compliments, girlfriend wearing ex's panties, and tv tattoo. Krystyna Hutchinson (Guys We F*cked, The Voices in Our Heads) returns to the show with stories about taking mushrooms, a devil's threesome with a porn star and a non porn star, and much more. Check out her new documentary Funny Pains, available to stream now here: https://funnypains.com Jo Koy returns to the show! We talk about the struggles in quarantine, his new comedy special where he got to travel to the Philippines, showcase his heritage as well as his comedy, and much more. Check out his new special Jo Koy: In His Elements, available to stream on Netflix now (Best described as Anthony Bourdain meets stand up comedy). Let us know what you think on twitter. @kfcradio @kfcbarstool @feitsbarstool @JoKoy @KrystynaHutch Subscribe to our Youtube for Daily Clips: https://www.youtube.com/user/KFCradio

We opened the show with "Heroes & Trolls" by Rucka Rucka Ali, Slim and The Driz talked about their plans for Summer Break, and watched a Virtual Commencement Speech by Carl from "Aqua Teen Hunger Force". The Driz performed "Supalonely" by Benee and we performed the new "Too Many Rapes: After Rapes" episode titled "A Blast From The Past". Slim got his first haircut since the pandemic started which was a skullet and "enjoyed" a Quarantine Cuisine Smoothie that consisted of Chef Boyardee Pasta in Butter Sauce, Mini Raviolis, Slim Jim's, Dinty Moore Beef Stew, and Sliced Beets.   We interviewed Comedian Wendi Sterling from the documentary "Funny Pains", Dave from "The Hollow 9ine Network", Actor, Producer, and Comedian Jamie Kennedy, Singer/Songwriter Josh Purgason, and Weatherman Extraordinaire Frankie MacDonald.   It was an amazing show and season finale!   Have a great summer!   Support us and our sponsors: Ryder Doll: https://www.ryderdoll.com/  phone sex and erotic content for men who crave the best. Horror Author Isaac Thorne: https://www.isaacthorne.com/  Looking for concert and sporting event tickets in the U.S. or Canada? Buy them on https://www.seatgiant.com/  or https://www.seatgiant.ca/  and use discount code "ROB" at checkout for a nice discount. Adam and Eve: https://www.adameve.com/  use discount code ROB at checkout for 10% off & more. Spunk Lube: https://www.spunklube.com/  

The world is on fire and your moms believe the only hope for our future might be a discarded Coors Light and a beloved tire company. Amidst their mission to do good in a world on fire, Megan puts a puppy in prison to inspire philanthropy and Wendi gets propositioned with a dairy based orgy. PLUS, your moms finally hear the sweet sounds of the simulation THEN emphatically endorse a discarded Coors Light and beloved tire company as the only candidates that can welcome us back into a bright future… and more. *** Shout out to OG member @jd_heathen for creating the disturbing IG account @pfgsounds and the FB GROUP: Pussy Fart Gang Gang *** Pretty please check out (and hopefully join) our Patreon page: http://patreon.com/pfgpod You get extra footage of us screwing around together AND alone! Most importantly, you are helping us pay to produce the show so... thank you!! We love ya!! **Megan Rice** Instagram: @handsomepartybutt BAKED GOODS! @mistersbakeshop ‘ShOuT yOuR AbOrTiOn!’ get your copy here ~~~> www.shoutyourabortion.com **Wendi Starling** Twitter: @wendistarling Instagram: @wendibird82 NeW pOdCaSt: IG: @iloveyou.please.stop “Funny Pains” available NOW on Amazon Prime, Google Play, Fandango Now and Vimeo

We opened with "Bing Bong" by Rucka Rucka Ali, talked about the season finale of "Rick And Morty", our new Tony Viagra for President stickers, the documentary "Funny Pains", and watched Killer Mike's virtual commencement speech from Adult Swim. Frankie and Dr. Driz performed "Old Time's Sake" by Eminem and Dr. Dre in this week's "Frankie Sings The Hits" and we performed the new "Too Many Rapes: After Rapes" episode titled "All Shook Up". We put DRIZZLENEWS and Slim's Celebrity Gossip and News on hold this week to cover the murder of George Floyd and other stories having to do with it.   We interviewed Kelci "SAFF" Saffery from "Tiger King", Actor Zach Avery, Actor and Producer Spencer Garrett, Comedian Debbie Bazza, and Director Jorgy Cruz from the amazing documentary "Funny Pains".   It was a great show!!!   Get your own "Tony Viagra For President 2020" sticker by emailing TonyViagraComedy@gmail.com    Support us and our sponsors: Ryder Doll: https://www.ryderdoll.com/  phone sex and erotic content for men who crave the best. Horror Author Isaac Thorne: https://www.isaacthorne.com/  Looking for concert and sporting event tickets in the U.S. or Canada? Buy them on https://www.seatgiant.com/  or https://www.seatgiant.ca/  and use discount code "ROB" at checkout for a nice discount. Adam and Eve: https://www.adameve.com/  use discount code ROB at checkout for 10% off & more. Spunk Lube: https://www.spunklube.com/     

It finally happened. Megan and Wendi have gone the way of fat guys selling supplements when they go off the deep into conspiracy theories surrounding the world’s chaotic events PLUS call out greedy trillionaires and their titty monster girlfriends. Your moms hope you are staying safe and continuing to not be a filthy, hateful racist. *** Shout out to OG member @jd_heathen for creating the disturbing IG account @pfgsounds and the FB GROUP: Pussy Fart Gang Gang *** Pretty please check out (and hopefully join) our Patreon page: http://patreon.com/pfgpod You get extra footage of us screwing around together AND alone! Most importantly, you are helping us pay to produce the show so... thank you!! We love ya!! **Megan Rice** Instagram: @handsomepartybutt BAKED GOODS! @mistersbakeshop ‘ShOuT yOuR AbOrTiOn!’ get your copy here ~~~> www.shoutyourabortion.com **Wendi Starling** Twitter: @wendistarling Instagram: @wendibird82 NeW pOdCaSt: IG: @iloveyou.please.stop “Funny Pains” available NOW on Amazon Prime, Google Play, Fandango Now and Vimeo

Host Cyrus Webb welcomes Director Jorgy Cruz to #ConversationsLIVE to discuss his love of storytelling through film and what led him to want to make the documentary FUNNY PAINS---and what he hopes audiences take away from it. 

Today, the Kicking the Seat Podcast speaks with filmmaker Jorgy Cruz, whose documentary Funny Pains is now available On Demand! This movie is an all-access look at the personal and professional struggles of New York stand-up Wendi Starling, and also features a pair of comic round tables in which performers like Nikki Glazer, Jim Norton, and Yamaneika Saunders get personal with anecdotes about the biz. Ian and Jorgy keep things spoiler-lite while exploring how the film came together; the odd trailer used to promote the film to wide audiences; and Jorgy's hard-hitting advice for making it in the arts. Also, Ian talks about Criterion's new release of the 2018 Paul Dano drama, Wildlife, starring Jake Gyllenhaal and Carrie Mulligan! Episode 541 is working on its tight five! Show Guide: Intro Music: 0:00 - 0:14 Intro: 0:14 - 5:46 Funny Pains Trailer: 5:46 - 8:04 Funny Pains Discussion: 8:04 - 32:07 Outro Music: 32:07 - 32:23 Keep up with the latest seat-kicking goodness by following, liking, rating, and subscribing to us on Twitter, Facebook, YouTube, Instagram, iTunes, Stitcher!

Today, the Kicking the Seat Podcast speaks with filmmaker Jorgy Cruz, whose documentary Funny Pains is now available On Demand! This movie is an all-access look at the personal and professional struggles of New York stand-up Wendi Starling, and also features a pair of comic round tables in which performers like Nikki Glazer, Jim Norton, and Yamaneika Saunders get personal with anecdotes about the biz.Ian and Jorgy keep things spoiler-lite while exploring how the film came together; the odd trailer used to promote the film to wide audiences; and Jorgy's hard-hitting advice for making it in the arts.Also, Ian talks about Criterion's new release of the 2018 Paul Dano drama, Wildlife, starring Jake Gyllenhaal and Carrie Mulligan!Episode 541 is working on its tight five!Show Guide:Intro Music: 0:00 - 0:14Intro: 0:14 - 5:46Funny Pains Trailer: 5:46 - 8:04Funny Pains Discussion: 8:04 - 32:07Outro Music: 32:07 - 32:23Keep up with the latest seat-kicking goodness by following, liking, rating, and subscribing to us on Twitter, Facebook, YouTube, Instagram, iTunes, Stitcher!Click to Listen!

Acting may be tough, but being a standup comedian is even more grueling. We explored this in one of our early interviews with Paul Smith, but filmmaker Jorgy Cruz went full speed ahead and made a full-blown documentary about one comedian’s journey. Funny Pains follows New York comedian Wendi Starling. It offers up an unflinching look at all the highs and lows that come with carving out one’s nitch in the entertainment business.

This weeks, your Moms get professional with an on-the-scene bike reporter to keep you abreast of the issues facing mildly inconvenienced white people. THEN, Megan sexually harasses an innocent passerby from her open-air studio and Wendi reluctantly admits that her latest booze purchase may have been a mistake. Have the girls veered completely off the rails, or are they merely stuck in a time portal that is slowly but surely pulling them back into the 90’s?? *** Shout out to OG member @jd_heathen for creating the disturbing IG account @pfgsounds and the FB GROUP: Pussy Fart Gang Gang *** Pretty please check out (and hopefully join) our Patreon page: http://patreon.com/pfgpod You get extra footage of us screwing around together AND alone! Most importantly, you are helping us pay to produce the show so... thank you!! We love ya!! **Megan Rice** Instagram: @handsomepartybutt BAKED GOODS! @mistersbakeshop ‘ShOuT yOuR AbOrTiOn!’ get your copy here ~~~> www.shoutyourabortion.com **Wendi Starling** Twitter: @wendistarling Instagram: @wendibird82 NeW pOdCaSt: IG: @iloveyou.please.stop SEE THIS BITCH LIVE (kinda)!! ************** Friday, May 29th 7pm EST : ‘Funny Pains’ Watch Party w/ Q&A **link** https://us02web.zoom.us/j/82750516293?pwd=STh6R0pkYkY4ZW9vQ3huUFhrZVVLZz09 www.youtube.com/user/WendiRebeccaStarling Follow @funnypainsmovie for updates on what’s happening with the documentary ‘Funny Pains’!!

It’s day bingle-di-boop of quarantine and the girls have officially lost their minds. After a mid-show shit break, Wendi admits to chronically forgetting about her menses and Megan plots to boulder climb her way into the murderous ocean. PLUS, tips on how to knead more bread into your favorite keto meals AND a seXXXy new way for chicks to talk about making the ‘man in the canoe’ vomit all over himself.  *** FB GROUP: Pussy Fart Gang Gang Thank you @jd_heathen  *** Pretty please check out (and hopefully join) our Patreon page: http://patreon.com/pfgpod You get extra footage of us screwing around together AND alone! Most importantly, you are helping us pay to produce the show so... thank you!! We love ya!! **Megan Rice** Instagram: @handsomepartybutt BAKED GOODS! @mistersbakeshop ‘ShOuT yOuR AbOrTiOn!’ get your copy here ~~~> www.shoutyourabortion.com **Wendi Starling** Twitter: @wendistarling Instagram: @wendibird82 NeW pOdCaSt: IG: @iloveyou.pleasestop SEE THIS BITCH LIVE (kinda)!! www.youtube.com/user/WendiRebeccaStarling Follow @funnypainsmovie for updates on what’s happening with the documentary ‘Funny Pains’!!

After agitating the local Scientologists, Megan plots to flip a murder to a gang rape and Wendi revolts against the government’s attempt to restrict her freedom to love cats and free breathing. PLUS, the girls shake up the fledging amusement park industry AND take a dip into the cheesy world of DIY pedicures.  *** FB GROUP: Pussy Fart Gang Gang Thank you @jd_heathen  *** Pretty please check out (and hopefully join) our Patreon page: http://patreon.com/pfgpod You get extra footage of us screwing around together AND alone! Most importantly, you are helping us pay to produce the show so... thank you!! We love ya!! **Megan Rice** Instagram: @handsomepartybutt BAKED GOODS! @mistersbakeshop ‘ShOuT yOuR AbOrTiOn!’ get your copy here ~~~> www.shoutyourabortion.com **Wendi Starling** Twitter: @wendistarling Instagram: @wendibird82 NeW pOdCaSt: IG: @iloveyou.pleasestop SEE THIS BITCH LIVE (kinda)!! www.youtube.com/user/WendiRebeccaStarling Follow @funnypainsmovie for updates on what’s happening with the documentary ‘Funny Pains’!!

Recorded on Cinco de Mayo, day Gobbldigoop of Quarantine, Megan and Wendi snitch on their recent Social Distancing nazi encounters THEN attempt to formulate an explosive conspiracy theory that involves superheroes, 90’s TV stars and a civil rights hero. PLUS, the girls take a deep dive into the sharks of Urban Dictionary and remind you to chill out and gracefully wide the gnarly waves of 2020 without completely prolapsing your back bottom throats. *** FB GROUP: Pussy Fart Gang Gang Thank you @jd_heathen  *** Pretty please check out (and hopefully join) our Patreon page: http://patreon.com/pfgpod You get extra footage of us screwing around together AND alone! Most importantly, you are helping us pay to produce the show so... thank you!! We love ya!! **Megan Rice** Instagram: @handsomepartybutt BAKED GOODS! @mistersbakeshop ‘ShOuT yOuR AbOrTiOn!’ get your copy here ~~~> www.shoutyourabortion.com **Wendi Starling** Twitter: @wendistarling Instagram: @wendibird82 NeW pOdCaSt: IG: @iloveyou.pleasestop SEE THIS BITCH LIVE (kinda)!! www.youtube.com/user/WendiRebeccaStarling Follow @funnypainsmovie for updates on what’s happening with the documentary ‘Funny Pains’!!

**Not sure what what happened, but this should have both audio like the Soundcloud feed. Sorry and thank you!** Megan unwraps her broken ankle only to discover that her body has morphed into a magical dairy factory AND, Wendi maps out her virtual world tour of self-esteem melting Zoom stand up comedy!! PLUS, the girls lay out plans to takeover the chickie & bisckie riddled patriarchy with baby giggles and classic, 1970’s classroom based sitcoms. *** FB GROUP: Pussy Fart Gang Gang Thank you @jd_heathen  *** Pretty please check out (and hopefully join) our Patreon page: http://patreon.com/pfgpod You get extra footage of us screwing around together AND alone! Most importantly, you are helping us pay to produce the show so... thank you!! We love ya!! **Megan Rice** Instagram: @handsomepartybutt BAKED GOODS! @mistersbakeshop ‘ShOuT yOuR AbOrTiOn!’ get your copy here ~~~> www.shoutyourabortion.com **Wendi Starling** Twitter: @wendistarling Instagram: @wendibird82 NeW pOdCaSt: IG: @iloveyou.pleasestop SEE THIS BITCH LIVE (kinda)!! www.youtube.com/user/WendiRebeccaStarling Follow @funnypainsmovie for updates on what’s happening with the documentary ‘Funny Pains’!!

Recorded on day Schlebegevin of Quarantine, this episode calls out  dick sucking leaf blowers and social media genital flashers. THEN, Megan and Wendi taint the town red with yet another brilliant film franchise featuring the legendary Tommy Lee Jones as a tiny soldier with an enormous hunger for flesh. PLUS, the girls accidentally reveal their partnership with the subversively devisive 5G movement. *** FB GROUP: Pussy Fart Gang Gang Thank you @jd_heathen  *** Pretty please check out (and hopefully join) our Patreon page: http://patreon.com/pfgpod You get extra footage of us screwing around together AND alone! Most importantly, you are helping us pay to produce the show so... thank you!! We love ya!! **Megan Rice** Instagram: @handsomepartybutt BAKED GOODS! @mistersbakeshop ‘ShOuT yOuR AbOrTiOn!’ get your copy here ~~~> www.shoutyourabortion.com **Wendi Starling** Twitter: @wendistarling Instagram: @wendibird82 NeW pOdCaSt: IG: @iloveyou.pleasestop SEE THIS BITCH LIVE (kinda)!! www.youtube.com/user/WendiRebeccaStarling Follow @funnypainsmovie for updates on what’s happening with the documentary ‘Funny Pains’!!

It’s been over a month since we all have gone spelunking into global quarantine and the girls are a little loopy. This week, Megan threatens to marry a listener with hopes of exposing and embarrassing her body on national television and Wendi sweeps suicide to the side with the powerful sleeve of a fancy, satin sheet dress. PLUS, your Moms bake up some fresh gippy biscuits THEN accidentally reveal their subversive Patreon tracking system. *** FB GROUP: Pussy Fart Gang Gang Thank you @jd_heathen  *** Pretty please check out (and hopefully join) our Patreon page: http://patreon.com/pfgpod You get extra footage of us screwing around together AND alone! Most importantly, you are helping us pay to produce the show so... thank you!! We love ya!! **Megan Rice** Instagram: @handsomepartybutt BAKED GOODS! @mistersbakeshop ‘ShOuT yOuR AbOrTiOn!’ get your copy here ~~~> www.shoutyourabortion.com **Wendi Starling** Twitter: @wendistarling Instagram: @wendibird82 NeW pOdCaSt: IG: @iloveyou.pleasestop SEE THIS BITCH LIVE (kinda)!! www.youtube.com/user/WendiRebeccaStarling Follow @funnypainsmovie for updates on what’s happening with the documentary ‘Funny Pains’!!

The Pandemic plot thickens when Megan breaks her ankle doing a less-than-cool activity and Wendi has a loneliness induced psychotic break. PLUS, your Moms attempt to explain global policy and barter rare gemstones for medical procedures.  *** FB GROUP: Pussy Fart Gang Gang Thank you @jd_heathen  *** Pretty please check out (and hopefully join) our Patreon page: http://patreon.com/pfgpod You get extra footage of us screwing around together AND alone! Most importantly, you are helping us pay to produce the show so... thank you!! We love ya!! **Megan Rice** Instagram: @handsomepartybutt BAKED GOODS! @mistersbakeshop ‘ShOuT yOuR AbOrTiOn!’ get your copy here ~~~> www.shoutyourabortion.com **Wendi Starling** Twitter: @wendistarling Instagram: @wendibird82 NeW pOdCaSt: IG: @iloveyou.pleasestop SEE THIS BITCH LIVE (kinda)!! www.youtube.com/user/WendiRebeccaStarling Follow @funnypainsmovie for updates on what’s happening with the documentary ‘Funny Pains’!!

Recorded on day 16 of Quarantine, this episode covers everything from telephone scams to proper use of gloves AND all the ways in which mayo can enrich your lives. Cover your faces, because Megan and Wendi are spewing their juicy droplets from here to the vodka covered ice thrones of Scandinavia. *** FB GROUP: Pussy Fart Gang Gang Thank you @jd_heathen  *** Pretty please check out (and hopefully join) our Patreon page: http://patreon.com/pfgpod You get extra footage of us screwing around together AND alone! Most importantly, you are helping us pay to produce the show so... thank you!! We love ya!! **Megan Rice** Instagram: @handsomepartybutt BAKED GOODS! @mistersbakeshop ‘ShOuT yOuR AbOrTiOn!’ get your copy here ~~~> www.shoutyourabortion.com **Wendi Starling** Twitter: @wendistarling Instagram: @wendibird82 NeW pOdCaSt: IG: @iloveyou.pleasestop SEE THIS BITCH LIVE (kinda)!! www.youtube.com/user/WendiRebeccaStarling Follow @funnypainsmovie for updates on what’s happening with the documentary ‘Funny Pains’!!

Recorded on Day 9 of the Quarantine, Wendi reports form NYC while Megan crouches in a hot car in Southern California. The girls update each other on their current conditions THEN bring you an exclusive interview from Megan’s friend Villar, who is on heavy lockdown in Spain. Wash your hands, tighten your masks and get ready to enjoy another rogue radio hour brought to you by Coors Light and Big Banana.  *** FB GROUP: Pussy Fart Gang Gang Thank you @jd_heathen  *** Pretty please check out (and hopefully join) our Patreon page: http://patreon.com/pfgpod You get extra footage of us screwing around together AND alone! Most importantly, you are helping us pay to produce the show so... thank you!! We love ya!! **Megan Rice** Instagram: @handsomepartybutt BAKED GOODS! @mistersbakeshop ‘ShOuT yOuR AbOrTiOn!’ get your copy here ~~~> www.shoutyourabortion.com **Wendi Starling** Twitter: @wendistarling Instagram: @wendibird82 NeW pOdCaSt: IG: @iloveyou.pleasestop You Tube: https://www.youtube.com/WendiRebeccaStarling Follow @funnypainsmovie for updates on what’s happening with the documentary ‘Funny Pains’!!

Hey Gang. Your Moms are not gonna say they told ya so BUT, they kinda fuckin’ did. In the last week, it seems like humanity’s understanding of it’s own existence has unhinged wider than a fudge-packed, gaping bodily orifice. Things are intense outta the gate as Wendi is under quarantine in NYC and Megan stops partway through her solo, cross country road trip to ask herself the timeless philosophical question: WHAT THE FUCK AM I DOING?!? Plus, the girls are joined by very special guest and Megan’s OK buddy, ELI!! If we use enough exclamation points, will we be able to touch our own fucking faces!!?!! *** FB GROUP: Pussy Fart Gang Gang Thank you @jd_heathen  *** Pretty please check out (and hopefully join) our Patreon page: http://patreon.com/pfgpod You get extra footage of us screwing around together AND alone! Most importantly, you are helping us pay to produce the show so... thank you!! We love ya!! **Megan Rice** Instagram: @handsomepartybutt BAKED GOODS! @mistersbakeshop ‘ShOuT yOuR AbOrTiOn!’ get your copy here ~~~> www.shoutyourabortion.com **Wendi Starling** Twitter: @wendistarling Instagram: @wendibird82 NeW pOdCaSt: IG: @iloveyou.pleasestop SEE THIS BITCH LIVE!! ‘Glamourpuss’ Saturday, April 17th 8pm at Zinc Bar gLaMoUrPuSs: glamourpuss50.brownpapertickets.com Follow @funnypainsmovie for updates on what’s happening with the documentary ‘Funny Pains’!!

Get out your notebooks and prepare to be schooled in everything from medical science to philosophy to Limp F*cking Bizkit. Between Wendi quarantined in NYC and Megan surviving multiple assaults in St Louis,  it’s a magical mystery that they STILL manage to become acutely infected with an idea that is sure to be an award winning, critically acclaimed sequel to Baby Geniuses. Grab your Walkman, a fistful of 3 dollar bills and for humanity’s sake, WASH YOUR GOD FORSAKEN HANDS.  *** FB GROUP: Pussy Fart Gang Gang Thank you @jd_heathen  *** Pretty please check out (and hopefully join) our Patreon page: http://patreon.com/pfgpod You get extra footage of us screwing around together AND alone! Most importantly, you are helping us pay to produce the show so... thank you!! We love ya!! **Megan Rice** Instagram: @handsomepartybutt BAKED GOODS! @mistersbakeshop ‘ShOuT yOuR AbOrTiOn!’ get your copy here ~~~> www.shoutyourabortion.com **Wendi Starling** Twitter: @wendistarling Instagram: @wendibird82 NeW pOdCaSt: IG: @iloveyou.pleasestop SEE THIS BITCH LIVE!! ‘Glamourpuss’ Saturday, April 17th 8pm at Zinc Bar gLaMoUrPuSs: glamourpuss50.brownpapertickets.com Follow @funnypainsmovie for updates on what’s happening with the documentary ‘Funny Pains’!!

The girls have got Coronavirus Fever and hot tips on how to avoid catching the disease or a sword to the chest. PLUS, Megan and Wendi bleed at the mouth over al dente dips and international fast food before getting serious about a possibly disastrous end to life as we know it. But, will the girls be able to successfully join forces with the pizza loving Nimba Turbles in time to  save the planet from Master Bezos?!? *** FB GROUP: Pussy Fart Gang Gang Thank you @jd_heathen  *** Pretty please check out (and hopefully join) our Patreon page: http://patreon.com/pfgpod You get extra footage of us screwing around together AND alone! Most importantly, you are helping us pay to produce the show so... thank you!! We love ya!! **Megan Rice** Instagram: @handsomepartybutt BAKED GOODS! @mistersbakeshop ‘ShOuT yOuR AbOrTiOn!’ get your copy here ~~~> www.shoutyourabortion.com **Wendi Starling** Twitter: @wendistarling Instagram: @wendibird82 NeW pOdCaSt: IG: @iloveyou.pleasestop SEE THIS BITCH LIVE!! ‘Glamourpuss’ Saturday, March 7th 8pm at Zinc Bar gLaMoUrPuSs: glamourpuss49.brownpapertickets.com 'I Love You, Please Stop' Launch Party!! Thursday, March 12th 9pm-11pm (Show running time. We’re for sure gonna hang and party.) Where: Gold Bar 389 Broome St New York, NY 10013 Line-up: Krystyna Hutchinson (Guys We F*cked, The Voices in Our Heads, Comedy Central, Tru TV) Mara Marek (Happy Never After) Mehran Khaghani (Comedy Central, HBO, Tru TV) **Super Secret Guests TBA  Tickets: $45 presale: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/i-love-you-please-stop-launch-party-tickets-97750035989 $75 at the door  Follow @funnypainsmovie for updates on what’s happening with the documentary ‘Funny Pains’!!

In an unexpectedly spooky turn of events, the girls scare the shit out of each other THEN are possessed by yet ANOTHER genius movie idea that will be an absolute tank of a vehicle for a certain big-dicked Mad Man.  It seems like, through this film franchise, Megan and Wendi have finally found their lives calling BUT, will their dreams of banging a 90’s nazi demon inflate to fruition OR be completely steamrolled by a light-moving poltergeist and wall-busting new neighbor?!? *** FB GROUP: Pussy Fart Gang Gang Thank you @jd_heathen  *** Pretty please check out (and hopefully join) our Patreon page: http://patreon.com/pfgpod You get extra footage of us screwing around together AND alone! Most importantly, you are helping us pay to produce the show so... thank you!! We love ya!! **Megan Rice** Instagram: @handsomepartybutt BAKED GOODS! @mistersbakeshop ‘ShOuT yOuR AbOrTiOn!’ get your copy here ~~~> www.shoutyourabortion.com **Wendi Starling** Twitter: @wendistarling Instagram: @wendibird82 NeW pOdCaSt: IG: @iloveyou.pleasestop SEE THIS BITCH LIVE!! ‘Glamourpuss’ Saturday, March 7th 8pm at Zinc Bar gLaMoUrPuSs: glamourpuss49.brownpapertickets.com Follow @funnypainsmovie for updates on what’s happening with the documentary ‘Funny Pains’!!

This weeks is extra OFF THE RAILS when Megan gets stuck in a poltergeist ghost storm that shuts down their lights, phones and recording devices. PLUS they are joined by special guest and childhood best friend of Wendi, Jonathan Grillo!! He is not only the witness of the ‘Mice on Toast’ incident, but quite possibly the drunk asshole running the Pussy Fart Gang simulation. Will his visit cause their imagined world to completely crumble and implode OR will the girls ultimately manifest themselves into a couple of fuckable babies!?! *** FB GROUP: Pussy Fart Gang Gang Thank you @jd_heathen  *** Pretty please check out (and hopefully join) our Patreon page: http://patreon.com/pfgpod You get extra footage of us screwing around together AND alone! Most importantly, you are helping us pay to produce the show so... thank you!! We love ya!! **Megan Rice** Instagram: @handsomepartybutt BAKED GOODS! @mistersbakeshop ‘ShOuT yOuR AbOrTiOn!’ get your copy here ~~~> www.shoutyourabortion.com **Wendi Starling** Twitter: @wendistarling Instagram: @wendibird82 NeW pOdCaSt: IG: @iloveyou.pleasestop SEE THIS BITCH LIVE!! ‘Glamourpuss’ Saturday, March 7th 8pm at Zinc Bar gLaMoUrPuSs: glamourpuss49.brownpapertickets.com Follow @funnypainsmovie for updates on what’s happening with the documentary ‘Funny Pains’!!

Once the girls acquiesce to the grossly blatant reality that BIG PHONE is not even trying to hide their spy tactics, the girls spout off even more nonsense in attempt to confuse the little pocket spies. THEN, Megan reveals Wendi to be a friendly liar AND Wendi reveals Megan to be a seashell wiper! PLUS, is Carson Daly the only one who can help the duo fight & defeat the dreaded BIG DON!?! *** FB GROUP: Pussy Fart Gang Gang Thank you @jd_heathen  *** Pretty please check out (and hopefully join) our Patreon page: http://patreon.com/pfgpod You get extra footage of us screwing around together AND alone! Most importantly, you are helping us pay to produce the show so... thank you!! We love ya!! **Megan Rice** Instagram: @handsomepartybutt BAKED GOODS! @mistersbakeshop ‘ShOuT yOuR AbOrTiOn!’ get your copy here ~~~> www.shoutyourabortion.com **Wendi Starling** Twitter: @wendistarling Instagram: @wendibird82 SEE THIS BITCH LIVE!! ‘Glamourpuss’ Saturday, March 7th 8pm at Zinc Bar gLaMoUrPuSs: glamourpuss49.brownpapertickets.com Follow @funnypainsmovie for updates on what’s happening with the documentary ‘Funny Pains’!!

After a secreting a mysteriously black substance from the seams of her skin, Megan weighs the pros and cons of western medicine vs. a slab of rose quartz in the cunt. Then, Wendi wonders if a chain of Waffle & Whiskey themed whorehouses will help Nick Lachey’s financial woes.  PLUS, take a quiz to find out which Mike Myers character you are during oral sex and on the toilet!! *** FB GROUP: Pussy Fart Gang Gang Thank you @jd_heathen  *** Pretty please check out (and hopefully join) our Patreon page: http://patreon.com/pfgpod You get extra footage of us screwing around together AND alone! Most importantly, you are helping us pay to produce the show so... thank you!! We love ya!! **Megan Rice** Instagram: @handsomepartybutt BAKED GOODS! @mistersbakeshop ‘ShOuT yOuR AbOrTiOn!’ get your copy here ~~~> www.shoutyourabortion.com **Wendi Starling** Twitter: @wendistarling Instagram: @wendibird82 SEE THIS BITCH LIVE!! ‘Glamourpuss’ Saturday, March 7th 8pm at Zinc Bar gLaMoUrPuSs: glamourpuss49.brownpapertickets.com Follow @funnypainsmovie for updates on what’s happening with the documentary ‘Funny Pains’!!

The girls (mostly Wendi) joke about living in a simulation but this week, it becomes a frightening reality when Megan realizes she maybe be trapped in a ska themed, Truman Show-like hellscape. PLUS, the harrowing tale of a restaurant shoot out and a heartfelt tribute to our generation’s most beloved rapists. *** FB GROUP: Pussy Fart Gang Gang Thank you @jd_heathen  *** Pretty please check out (and hopefully join) our Patreon page: http://patreon.com/pfgpod You get extra footage of us screwing around together AND alone! Most importantly, you are helping us pay to produce the show so... thank you!! We love ya!! **Megan Rice** Instagram: @handsomepartybutt BAKED GOODS! @mistersbakeshop ‘ShOuT yOuR AbOrTiOn!’ get your copy here ~~~> www.shoutyourabortion.com **Wendi Starling** Twitter: @wendistarling Instagram: @wendibird82 SEE THIS BITCH LIVE!! ‘Glamourpuss’ Saturday, March 7th 8pm at Zinc Bar gLaMoUrPuSs: glamourpuss49.brownpapertickets.com Follow @funnypainsmovie for updates on what’s happening with the documentary ‘Funny Pains’!!

Forever determined to be mildly successful at literally anything, Megan & Wendi dip their tooters into the untapped markets of cooter jewelry and travel-sized cooking lube. PLUS, slick tips for making new friends and adopting elderly children!! Episode Challenge: See how long you can listen before your face sweats and your stomach flips… *** FB GROUP: Pussy Fart Gang Gang Thank you @jd_heathen  *** Pretty please check out (and hopefully join) our Patreon page: http://patreon.com/pfgpod You get extra footage of us screwing around together AND alone! Most importantly, you are helping us pay to produce the show so... thank you!! We love ya!! **Megan Rice** Instagram: @handsomepartybutt BAKED GOODS! @mistersbakeshop ‘ShOuT yOuR AbOrTiOn!’ get your copy here ~~~> www.shoutyourabortion.com **Wendi Starling** Twitter: @wendistarling Instagram: @wendibird82 SEE THIS BITCH LIVE!! ‘Glamourpuss’ Saturday, January 25th 8pm at Zinc Bar gLaMoUrPuSs: glamourpuss48.brownpapertickets.com Follow @funnypainsmovie for updates on what’s happening with the documentary ‘Funny Pains’!!

The girls are especially giggly this week when Megan pisses herself with joy over her new day job and Wendi is seriously not even a little bit mad about being cucked by a lazy-eyed mother of three. PLUS, poorly constructed metaphors involving rollercoasters AND cockroaches!! Throw on an extra Poise Pad, tighten those skin seams and join them, shan’t you?? *** FB GROUP: Pussy Fart Gang Gang Thank you @jd_heathen  *** Pretty please check out (and hopefully join) our Patreon page: http://patreon.com/pfgpod You get extra footage of us screwing around together AND alone! Most importantly, you are helping us pay to produce the show so... thank you!! We love ya!! **Megan Rice** Instagram: @handsomepartybutt BAKED GOODS! @mistersbakeshop ‘ShOuT yOuR AbOrTiOn!’ get your copy here ~~~> www.shoutyourabortion.com **Wendi Starling** Twitter: @wendistarling Instagram: @wendibird82 SEE THIS BITCH LIVE!! ‘Glamourpuss’ Saturday, January 25th 8pm at Zinc Bar gLaMoUrPuSs: glamourpuss48.brownpapertickets.com Follow @funnypainsmovie for updates on what’s happening with the documentary ‘Funny Pains’!!

Turn the volume all the way down and g-g-get ready to enjoy the phorniest episode yet. After the girls dole out keys to sentence success, Megan brags about her air mattress experience and Wendi reports the latest in world news. PLUS, find out if one of your favorite songs was ever used as a torture tool in an infamous, bayside prison camp!! *** FB GROUP: Pussy Fart Gang Gang Thank you @jd_heathen *** Pretty please check out (and hopefully join) our Patreon page: http://patreon.com/pfgpod You get extra footage of us screwing around together AND alone! Most importantly, you are helping us pay to produce the show so... thank you!! We love ya!! **Megan Rice** Instagram: @handsomepartybutt BAKED GOODS! @mistersbakeshop ‘ShOuT yOuR AbOrTiOn!’ get your copy here ~~~> www.shoutyourabortion.com **Wendi Starling** Twitter: @wendistarling Instagram: @wendibird82 SEE THIS BITCH LIVE!! ‘Glamourpuss’ Saturday, January 25th 8pm at Zinc Bar gLaMoUrPuSs: glamourpuss48.brownpapertickets.com Follow @funnypainsmovie for updates on what’s happening with the documentary ‘Funny Pains’!!

It’s their first day apart after a 5-day slumber party on the Upper East Side and Megan & Wendi are still coming down from the high of mushrooms, bagels and bottom back bart fumes. But a vacation hangover can’t keep the girls down!! They help you kick off 2020 by binging on Karen Carpenter diet tips, fashion advice for single parent wannabe hookers PLUS another genius film franchise that will employ 2 hot dads and a cat.  *** FB GROUP: Pussy Fart Gang Gang Thank you @jd_heathen  *** Pretty please check out (and hopefully join) our Patreon page: http://patreon.com/pfgpod You get extra footage of us screwing around together AND alone! Most importantly, you are helping us pay to produce the show so... thank you!! We love ya!! **Megan Rice** Instagram: @handsomepartybutt BAKED GOODS! @mistersbakeshop ‘ShOuT yOuR AbOrTiOn!’ get your copy here ~~~> www.shoutyourabortion.com **Wendi Starling** Twitter: @wendistarling Instagram: @wendibird82 SEE THIS BITCH LIVE!! ‘Glamourpuss’ Saturday, January 25th 8pm at Zinc Bar gLaMoUrPuSs: glamourpuss48.brownpapertickets.com Follow @funnypainsmovie for updates on what’s happening with the documentary ‘Funny Pains’!!

Holed up together in fire, and possibly environmental, hazard of an apartment on the Upper East Side, Megan and Wendi make trash can jewelry and dine on dried goods in celebration of a little known white trash holiday. And yeah, this episode is 36 hours late but come on, give 'em a break, it's the unholy Christmas After Day!! *** FB GROUP: Pussy Fart Gang Gang Thank you @jd_heathen *** Pretty please check out (and hopefully join) our Patreon page: http://patreon.com/pfgpod You get extra footage of us screwing around together AND alone! Most importantly, you are helping us pay to produce the show so... thank you!! We love ya!! **Megan Rice** Instagram: @handsomepartybutt BAKED GOODS! @mistersbakeshop ‘ShOuT yOuR AbOrTiOn!’ get your copy here ~~~> www.shoutyourabortion.com **Wendi Starling** Twitter: @wendistarling Instagram: @wendibird82 SEE THIS BITCH LIVE!! ‘Glamourpuss’ Saturday, January 25th 8pm at Zinc Bar gLaMoUrPuSs: glamourpuss48.brownpapertickets.com Follow @funnypainsmovie for updates on what’s happening with the documentary ‘Funny Pains’!!

In an effort to be slightly less unhinged, the girls slow things down in attempt to create the world’s first ever Pause-cast. Megan chips away at various survival tactics while snowed into her house and out of her car, and Wendi reveals the ooey, gooey details of her French fitness secrets!! Now, lie back, close your eyes (unless you’re driving, or at work or basically any place that’s not your bed) and join the Pussy Fart Gang as they practice zen buddhism by recording an ENTIRE episode without using judgment of any kind. *** FB GROUP: Pussy Fart Gang Gang Thank you @jd_heathen  *** NYC!! Get your Holiday Cookie Boxes!! IG: @ashantilly  Email: AshantillyCream@gmail.com *** Pretty please check out (and hopefully join) our Patreon page: http://patreon.com/pfgpod You get extra footage of us screwing around together AND alone! Most importantly, you are helping us pay to produce the show so... thank you!! We love ya!! **Megan Rice** Instagram: @handsomepartybutt BAKED GOODS! @mistersbakeshop ‘ShOuT yOuR AbOrTiOn!’ get your copy here ~~~> www.shoutyourabortion.com **Wendi Starling** Twitter: @wendistarling Instagram: @wendibird82 SEE THIS BITCH LIVE!! ‘Glamourpuss’ Saturday, December 21st 8pm at Zinc Bar gLaMoUrPuSs: glamourpuss46.brownpapertickets.com Follow @funnypainsmovie for updates on what’s happening with the documentary ‘Funny Pains’!!

This girls are off the rails this week, releasing bodily fluids and the blueprint for their tongue-themed, British-fusion restaurant ‘Body ‘eat’. PLUS, Wendi touts the benefits of childhood drug use and Megan recounts the harrowing tale of surviving a brewery train crash!! Pretty please check out (and hopefully join) our Patreon page: http://patreon.com/pfgpod You get extra footage of us screwing around together AND alone! Most importantly, you are helping us pay to produce the show so... thank you!! We love ya!! **Megan Rice** Instagram: @handsomepartybutt BAKED GOODS! @mistersbakeshop ‘ShOuT yOuR AbOrTiOn!’ get your copy here ~~~> www.shoutyourabortion.com **Wendi Starling** Twitter: @wendistarling Instagram: @wendibird82 SEE THIS BITCH LIVE!! ‘Glamourpuss’ Saturday, December 21st 8pm at Zinc Bar gLaMoUrPuSs: glamourpuss46.brownpapertickets.com Follow @funnypainsmovie for updates on what’s happening with the documentary ‘Funny Pains’!!

This week the girls dish out budget friendly cooking and guide for safely bathing with a loved one. THEN, Megan celebrates her depression induced weight loss and Wendi lists the top 3 worst things about rape. PLUS the duo toys with the idea of a very hooker Christmas. Pretty please check out (and hopefully join) our Patreon page: http://patreon.com/pfgpod You get extra footage of us screwing around together AND alone! Most importantly, you are helping us pay to produce the show so... thank you!! We love ya!! **Megan Rice** Instagram: @handsomepartybutt BAKED GOODS! @mistersbakeshop ‘ShOuT yOuR AbOrTiOn!’ get your copy here ~~~> www.shoutyourabortion.com **Wendi Starling** Twitter: @wendistarling Instagram: @wendibird82 SEE THIS BITCH LIVE!!  ’Picture This!’ at Union Hall  Saturday December 7th 8pm ‘Glamourpuss’ Saturday, December 21st 8pm at Zinc Bar gLaMoUrPuSs: glamourpuss46.brownpapertickets.com Follow @funnypainsmovie for updates on what’s happening with the documentary ‘Funny Pains’!!

Dirty Durstie Cronuts It’s an extra loopy rollercoaster of an episode this week when Megan and Wendi record while under the influence of sleeplessness and breakfast beer. After trading tales of public shame eating, the girls funnel their genius into a Durst brothers themed kitchen AND sex toy PLUS they punch through a few pages of a dumbf*ck sh*tc*nt self-help book.  Pretty please check out (and hopefully join) our Patreon page: http://patreon.com/pfgpod You get extra footage of us screwing around together AND alone! Most importantly, you are helping us pay to produce the show so... thank you!! We love ya!! **Megan Rice** Instagram: @handsomepartybutt BAKED GOODS! @mistersbakeshop ‘ShOuT yOuR AbOrTiOn!’ get your copy here ~~~> www.shoutyourabortion.com **Wendi Starling** Twitter: @wendistarling Instagram: @wendibird82 SEE THIS BITCH LIVE!! Saturday, November 16th 8pm at Zinc Bar gLaMoUrPuSs: glamourpuss46.brownpapertickets.com Follow @funnypainsmovie for updates on what’s happening with the documentary ‘Funny Pains’!!

It’s a surprise group therapy session when Megan and Wendi are joined by extra special guest Josh Hayden (@jd_heathen). The trio dissects everything from crippling anxiety and depression to age-appropriate horse fucking PLUS 'Welcome Back Kotter' parody porn!!  Get ready to let yourself soak in a warm, gooey bath of good old fashioned friendship. Pretty please check out (and hopefully join) our Patreon page: http://patreon.com/pfgpod You get extra footage of us screwing around together AND alone! Most importantly, you are helping us pay to produce the show so... thank you!! We love ya!! **Megan Rice** Instagram: @handsomepartybutt BAKED GOODS! @mistersbakeshop ‘ShOuT yOuR AbOrTiOn!’ get your copy here ~~~> www.shoutyourabortion.com **Wendi Starling** Twitter: @wendistarling Instagram: @wendibird82 SEE THIS BITCH LIVE!! Saturday, December 21st 8pm at Zinc Bar gLaMoUrPuSs: glamourpuss47.brownpapertickets.com Follow @funnypainsmovie for updates on what’s happening with the documentary ‘Funny Pains’!!

This week, the girls do their medium’ist to record while their faces are packed with and leaking trash. Megan is back in Orange County where she slowly morphs into a surfboard and Wendi exploits her own trauma for literally tens of dollars in NYC. Get the inside scoop on why we shouldn’t immediately hate our friends’ significant others, how to be a woke rapist PLUS, find out which celebrity was straight up asking for it at the infamous rape show!! Pretty please check out (and hopefully join) our Patreon page: http://patreon.com/pfgpod You get extra footage of us screwing around together AND alone! Most importantly, you are helping us pay to produce the show so... thank you!! We love ya!! **Megan Rice** Instagram: @handsomepartybutt BAKED GOODS! @mistersbakeshop ‘ShOuT yOuR AbOrTiOn!’ get your copy here ~~~> www.shoutyourabortion.com **Wendi Starling** Twitter: @wendistarling Instagram: @wendibird82 SEE THIS BITCH LIVE!! Saturday, November 16th 8pm at Zinc Bar gLaMoUrPuSs: glamourpuss46.brownpapertickets.com Follow @funnypainsmovie for updates on what’s happening with the documentary ‘Funny Pains’!!

High on cold meds and dick, Megan and Wendi get amped for their latest money making scheme: A 90's wannabe hardcore coverband fronted by a multi-colored mullet man. PLUS, the girls uncover (and evade) the CIA's latest plan to recruit astronaut hooker spies!! Pretty please check out (and hopefully join) our Patreon page: http://patreon.com/pfgpod You get extra footage of us screwing around together AND alone! Most importantly, you are helping us pay to produce the show so... thank you!! We love ya!! **Megan Rice** Instagram: @handsomepartybutt BAKED GOODS! @mistersbakeshop ‘ShOuT yOuR AbOrTiOn!’ get your copy here ~~~> www.shoutyourabortion.com **Wendi Starling** Twitter: @wendistarling Instagram: @wendibird82 *** For updates on the documentary "Funny Pains", follow the Instagram account @funnypainsmovie *** SEE THIS BITCH LIVE!! NEW YORK COMEDY FESTIVAL SHOWS: Wednesday, November 6th: 8pm at Old Man Hustle, Brooklyn Friday, November 8th: 730pm ‘Rape Jokes by Survivors’ at SubCulture Saturday, November 16th 8pm at Zinc Bar gLaMoUrPuSs: glamourpuss46.brownpapertickets.com