Survival of the Fitted

It's a sad day for the basketball world as NBA legend Carmelo Anthony officially retired. We start this one off by showing our love to Melo and sharing the story of how we met him. Crazy to think that so many GOATs of our generation are now retiring. Let's talk about the process of styling Paolo Banchero for the SLAM cover and the LeagueFits awards that are officially out. To finish this one we play our new favorite drafting segment and today we are ranking our favorite things that have buttons. Ian Pierno - https://www.instagram.com/ianpierno/ Joe Williams - https://www.instagram.com/whyisjoe/

Let's start this off by talking about the NBA playoffs and how it compares to the regular season and have you seen this Corgi that predicts playoffs series? We then go into the top influencers that we would want to wear our clothing brands and some of these names might surprise you. Finally, Joe tells a crazy out of body experience that he had the other day that had him shook. Ian Pierno - https://www.instagram.com/ianpierno/ Joe Williams - https://www.instagram.com/whyisjoe/

What are the most attractive hobbies? Pottery, Sports or maybe Witchcraft? Let's also talk about this AI Drake song that is blowing up right now. AI is getting a little out of hand and it's starting to freak us out. Is there going to be a war against the robots and what is our chance of winning? Finally, we give our opinions on the first round of the playoffs and what Dillon Brooks said to Lebron.  Ian Pierno - https://www.instagram.com/ianpierno/ Joe Williams - https://www.instagram.com/whyisjoe/

We just got back from New York where we filmed the first ever ever LeagueFits award show! Quick question, why does it feel like everyone we talk to is going to Coachella? Also, LSU star Flau'jae Johnson just can't stop winning. Not only did she just win a national championship but she's out here collaborating with Lil Wayne. Finally, let's talk a little NBA basketball because this Kuzma and Dinwiddie beef is heating up and the playoffs are here!  Ian Pierno - https://www.instagram.com/ianpierno/ Joe Williams - https://www.instagram.com/whyisjoe/

Welcome back ladies and gentlemen. Let's talk about moustaches. What does a moustache do for you? What are the top 3 moustaches all-time? Of course we need to talk about basketball fashion. All-LeagueFits voting has been hella fun and there's still time to vote. Also, Joe still thinks he could make it to the NBA. How long would we need to train to be NBA ready? Could Joe compete in the G-League? Heading to NYC next week to film the first LeagueFits awards! Ian Pierno - https://www.instagram.com/ianpierno/ Joe Williams - https://www.instagram.com/whyisjoe/

We are back! Random question…Do you all wear beanies? We start this one off with a story about Lil Yachty. Also, if you were boys with Hasbulla and courtside at a Lakers game, would you let him sit on your lap? Let's also talk through some potential friendship tests. What are our thoughts on March Madness and college hoops?  Ian Pierno - https://www.instagram.com/ianpierno/ Joe Williams - https://www.instagram.com/whyisjoe/

Welcome back ladies and gents to another beautiful episode of Survival of the Fitted, we need to spread more love and positive vibes. Is Ja in public opinion jail…sitting toe to toe with Jalen Rose gave us hella R. Kelly vibes. Dillon Brooks is officially the league's antagonist and he's dressing the way he's acting. Shoutout to Pat Bev, he just learned that guys have stylists. Ps. Crying is healthy and the Pyramids were built with iPhones Ian Pierno - https://www.instagram.com/ianpierno/ Joe Williams - https://www.instagram.com/whyisjoe/  

Tyrese is making his second appearance on the pod. Not only does he now play for a different team but his style has evolved since the last time we spoke. We talk about his short shorts and his baggy sweatpants. How has his style changed? What was cooler, being an NBA All-Star or LeagueFits All-Star? One thing Tyrese is tired of is spending money on shoes. Which city has the best tunnel in the NBA? Finally, who called out Tyrese for his fashion early in his career? Another great episode so make sure you subscribe to the pod.  Ian Pierno - https://www.instagram.com/ianpierno/ Joe Williams - https://www.instagram.com/whyisjoe/

We are back for another one! Dillon Brooks walked out with a wild outfit. Why do people admit that they are trying to break the internet? It's our duty to post this on LeagueFits but what do we really think about this fit? Let's also go through some of these LeagueFits comments. Who are the coolest guys around the league? Let's talk about our All-cool list and our good vibe tribe. Some guys you might not expect on these lists. 

We all have slow mornings and Joe is no exception to that. This weekend in Utah was lit but can we please have a more competitive All-Star Game? Do you have LinkedIn? NBA players are on there if you're curious. Also, Frank Jackson is back in the NBA and he's up there with the best-dressed in the league. Good thing we aren't in the league because dealing with the anxiety of being traded would be crazy. Did you know Joe had a special connection with the lady at the local Subway? Ian Pierno - https://www.instagram.com/ianpierno/ Joe Williams - https://www.instagram.com/whyisjoe/  

From the Oscar's to the ESPY's, fashion and design are part of Patrick's DNA. Co-signed by Lenny Kravitz to the differences between a personal shopper and a stylist. For all the aspiring stylists just remember this, be a stylist first and the celebrities will find you.  Ian Pierno - https://www.instagram.com/ianpierno/ Joe Williams - https://www.instagram.com/whyisjoe/  

Together we are Survival of the Fitted and Joe is rocking with the 906 people that stood behind him. For all those who are wondering about Joe's hair…tap in for the reveal. For the fellas listening, have you ever DM'd celebrity women? Plus story time with Ian, shhh.  Ps. Sneaker free agents > Ian Pierno - https://www.instagram.com/ianpierno/ Joe Williams - https://www.instagram.com/whyisjoe/  




Joe doesn't have an actual nickname this week, but we got the all star teams for you today. This one is for the people… we left it in the hands of you all but JOE DIDN'T VOTE. We got some newcomers and some savvy vets on this year's teams. Joe is calling you all sheep and saying you all voted blindly lmao. Who are you picking Ben Simmons or Serge Ibaka? The west backcourts are STACKED. There are a lot of surprises and some notable names are left off the list. The boys also give you their votes and draft their teams. Make sure you tap in! Ian Pierno - https://www.instagram.com/ianpierno/ Joe Williams - https://www.instagram.com/whyisjoe/  

Gatekeeping Jimi Hendrix, the African Harp, and listening to classical music pre-game. Jerami talks fashion inspiration, from Anime to Fashion week. Gifting his teammates designer to an improving sense of style for the Trail Blazers. Plus, the greatest experience ever, Jerami is a LeagueFits All-Star Starter! Ian Pierno - https://www.instagram.com/ianpierno/ Joe Williams - https://www.instagram.com/whyisjoe/  

We back at it again and we are joined by our guy Jaren Jackson Jr. What's it like being a 7-footer in a nightclub? Who dresses better: rappers or hoopers? Jaren also weighs in on his top dressed players in the league — some names may surprise you, but they all bring something special. Would you rather be an NBA All-Star or LeagueFits All-Star? (There is a right answer). Also, what are the odds we can get some 10-day contracts sent our way? Ian Pierno - https://www.instagram.com/ianpierno/ Joe Williams - https://www.instagram.com/whyisjoe/  

Another trip down memory lane. We back talking about the LeagueFits HOF. The first class in a couple of years! Some big names on this list that aren't just players. D Wade, Sue Bird, Kobe Bryant and Pat Riley. They each bring some different swag to the table and are all deserving of this prestigious award. Let's talk about our favorite fits from all of them. Also, what are the most obscure NBA teams since Joe needs a team closer to home? Ian Pierno - https://www.instagram.com/ianpierno/ Joe Williams - https://www.instagram.com/whyisjoe/  

The Holidays have come and gone and we have some gifts to show off. Today we're talking about the most important sports related accolade: the League Fits Hall Of Fame. Have we missed anyone over the years? Does anyone need to be removed? Only one way to find out! Ian Pierno - https://www.instagram.com/ianpierno/ Joe Williams - https://www.instagram.com/whyisjoe/ 

We heard a wild story from Karl Anthony-Towns about being chased by a jet-skiing paparazzi and reminisced our favorite Mac Miller moments. Had to put him on some scientific rizz when it comes to sushi and much, much more. Ian Pierno - https://www.instagram.com/ianpierno/ Joe Williams - https://www.instagram.com/whyisjoe/  

Friend of the pod, Carmelo Anthony's son just played against Bronny and it shutdown the internet. Also, Christ the King may be the coolest High School name in the world. Evan Fournier is the best dressed player in the league right now…he just disrupted the LeagueFits front runners. BREAKING NEWS: Joe has evolved from being Ian's apprentice and has broke through the LeagueFits politics.  Ian Pierno - https://www.instagram.com/ianpierno/ Joe Williams - https://www.instagram.com/whyisjoe/  

Big boy numbers with Joe Williams and Ian Pierno today! Joe is back in his LeagueFits bag but maybe fumbling the bag with his captions? The bottom line, let the fit do the talking. Ps. Tim Duncan stepping Ian Pierno - https://www.instagram.com/ianpierno/ Joe Williams - https://www.instagram.com/whyisjoe/  

Inner-web talk with Joe Williams and LeagueFits Extraordinaire Ian Pierno. Just remember bad fits…will follow you forever. Can you be purchased? How many IG followers does Markelle Fultz have?  Ps. Shoutout to Kevin Knox Ian Pierno - https://www.instagram.com/ianpierno/ Joe Williams - https://www.instagram.com/whyisjoe/  

Extraordinaire Ian Pierno and Joe Williams are not with the turkey hate. Should we have Joe's brother on the pod? Nick Young is back on Twitter and it's fabulous. The most famous LeagueFits moment ever is….shoutout Raf Simons. Ps. Dudes really out here lying about their height Ian Pierno - https://www.instagram.com/ianpierno/ Joe Williams - https://www.instagram.com/whyisjoe/  

Understanding the third-person vibes of “Dub” and finding the motivation to get dressed up for class. The Gucci Draft Day Suit and overall Draft etiquette. Playing for the NBA Fashion capital and shopping with SGA.  Ian Pierno - https://www.instagram.com/ianpierno/ Joe Williams - https://www.instagram.com/whyisjoe/  

A cool, calm, and collected Joe Williams welcomes us to #113. Ian declares that the Oklahoma City Thunder are the best dressed team in the NBA. SGA is a LeagueFits staple whether you like it or not. Are we seeing engagement fatigue? Kelly Oubre Jr. be stepping and Charlotte finally returned to LeagueFits eligible.  Ps. Thanasis for Prime Minster  Ian Pierno - https://www.instagram.com/ianpierno/ Joe Williams - https://www.instagram.com/whyisjoe/  

Join Ian Pierno and the Him Reaper as they bend the ear of the curator of ink, Matt Mangano. Listen and learn how Matt combined his passion for basketball with his love for tattoos. Highlighting the meaning behind the needle, InkedNBA has now became the platform for hoopers to showcase their canvas, for better or for worse. Ian Pierno - https://www.instagram.com/ianpierno/ Joe Williams - https://www.instagram.com/whyisjoe/  

From his earliest memories of watching his mom get ready for work and dressing for church, Olivier was drawn to style. Why do NBA players love the brand and finding his brand on GRAILED. Plus, putting on for Sint Maarten. Ian Pierno - https://www.instagram.com/ianpierno/ Joe Williams - https://www.instagram.com/whyisjoe/  

4K Joe (not) and Mr. Pierno welcome the Tidal League forefather Kurt Benson. The beginnings of Survival of the Fitted and below-average LeagueFits takes from Kurt. Are the Atlanta Hawks the worst-dressed team? Ps. Bol Bol for All-LeagueFits Team! Ian Pierno - https://www.instagram.com/ianpierno/ Joe Williams - https://www.instagram.com/whyisjoe/  

Let's talk about LeagueFits! Zion Williamson is wearing a bunch of different outfits in the tunnel. Good or bad? Hear us breakdown what he has been wearing so far. Also, let's get Devin Booker and Ja Morant some signature sneakers. Finally, hear our frontrunner for LeagueFits MVP! Ian Pierno - https://www.instagram.com/ianpierno/ Joe Williams - https://www.instagram.com/whyisjoe/  

No nickname Joe and Mr. Pierno are bringing the Halloween vibes today after a scary weekend. Grant Williams just became a fan favorite! Jordan Clarkson and Collin Sexton held it down with the Halloween fits. Overall the rest of the NBA let us down. Shoutout to Brandon Jennings! Ian Pierno - https://www.instagram.com/ianpierno/ Joe Williams - https://www.instagram.com/whyisjoe/  

Today we're bringing you the stylist of some of the hottest players on LeagueFits, Browne Andrews. He's all about relationships today, and that's why he's working with Devin Booker and D'Angelo Russell. They aren't looking to go for a “moment” but standing the test of time. Dress like you no matter what you're rocking. Does the environment play a part in the outfit / colour palette? Does a stylist need a stylist? Ps. Shoutout to Ian Ian Pierno - https://www.instagram.com/ianpierno/ Joe Williams - https://www.instagram.com/whyisjoe/  

Terry Rozier pulled up mid-press conference with a balaclava, is this how NBA players are now hiding from the media? Or is it the Great escape? The Charlotte Hornets need their segment every week and we are here for it. Would you pick a boogie for your brother? Shoutout to Russell Westbrook for rocking Honor The Gift every game. Stop the slander this is a pro-Russ pod. Joe ain't with non-weather-appropriate dressing.… If It's Hot I'm stepping if it's cold I'm still stepping. PS Who enjoys watching basketball just for the love of the game anymore? Ian Pierno - https://www.instagram.com/ianpierno/ Joe Williams - https://www.instagram.com/whyisjoe/  

Joe is retracting his spicy take that Trae wore it better. The Utah Jazz is stacked, Frank Jackson we will follow you! Also, shipping to Romania isn't economical. Is Grailed the new LinkedIn and Raya? If your dinner is comped in the Bay Area you're stamped, aka Swaggy P. Ps. Does Joe look like KAT?

Ian is gambling now but it's okay, he doesn't have a problem. It's The first day of the season and the piping hot takes are flowing like lava. Joe says something so shocking that we can't even mention it in the description. Who won day 1? Tap in to find out!   Ian Pierno - https://www.instagram.com/ianpierno/ Joe Williams - https://www.instagram.com/whyisjoe/

Joe's got a new hairstyle, and we've got some gimmicky pre-season content. We're giving your our top 3 best dressed teams in the league. Who gets the honor? Who gets snubbed? Also we weigh in on Blink 182 getting back together and how pop punk is still alive.

Farmer Joe and Goldfish Ian are bringing in beautiful vibes for episode 102! Joe got the PS5 and has the Midas touch and did Ian kill a Goldfish?

Joey 101 and Ian Pierno are welcoming Sway to the pod! Shoutout SLAM Fam. Also, she puts the “lit” in “literature”. The Knicks are gonna do really well, is that maybe because Sway did a piece on Jalen Brunson? Men wearing skirts is semi-normalized, maybe a trend. Also, could you divorce Tom Brady? Ian Pierno - https://www.instagram.com/ianpierno/ Joe Williams - https://www.instagram.com/whyisjoe/  

100! Triple-digit flow, we really out here! Be Real fam, stop with the 9-hour late ishh. Shoutout to Hong, 36 hours and counting! The early days in LA where Ian used media passes for food to what being rich is. Plus, Kelly Oubre is ready… Ian Pierno - https://www.instagram.com/ianpierno/ Joe Williams - https://www.instagram.com/whyisjoe/  

I got 99 problems but Survival of the Fitted ain't one! Movie Star Ian is on HBO and the boy is hype, we learn about life on set and what to expect from Ian's debut. We got our first fit pic of the season with Kyle Kuzma in Japan. Plus flights to fashion week with JC and the pretty boys. Also, keep a look out for hair dye Joe. Ian Pierno - https://www.instagram.com/ianpierno/ Joe Williams - https://www.instagram.com/whyisjoe/  

Back and bigger than ever with your favorite cohost in the history of podcasts and virtual Ian in the cut. Ever been on a terrible date…nah we thriving. The pre-season equates to LeagueFits Witching Hour. Redeem team documentary coming soon, does greatness make you borderline sociopathic? Ps. Ian reads books Ian Pierno - https://www.instagram.com/ianpierno/ Joe Williams - https://www.instagram.com/whyisjoe/  

Bringing the energy this morning with Faithful Joe and Mr. Pierno after the toxic relationships with our immune system. Joe really messing with the hats of late. The scare of flirting through text and suggested etiquette. Is Joe really heartless? Also, congrats to the Las Vegas Aces on their WNBA Championship! Ian Pierno - https://www.instagram.com/ianpierno/ Joe Williams - https://www.instagram.com/whyisjoe/  

Joe and Ian are back together on the pod! Dennis Rodman was a big discussion point this week and we talk about the progression of Nick Young's boxing career! Also, the WNBA all LeagueFits first team is discussed in-depth. Is Sue Bird among the league's best dressed? Tune in to hear what happened at New York fashion week! Ian Pierno - https://www.instagram.com/ianpierno/ Joe Williams - https://www.instagram.com/whyisjoe/  

It's like Christmas, we are both heading to NYC for Fashion Week. Packing the bags and putting together the outfits for the coming days, aka style anxiety. Fashion boy bankruptcy, not stepping out in designer. Lewis Hamilton, the best-dressed athlete or human? Dressing in the heat, do you dress for the weather? Has Kanye pulled the safety off…how does one follow his IG? 2022 Joe for President….. Ian Pierno - https://www.instagram.com/ianpierno/   Joe Williams - https://www.instagram.com/whyisjoe/  

Have you ever been to a wedding? This starts the discussion around wedding etiquette, themes, and dress code. Calling in a friend with Producer Kurt to fill in the gaps and educate what are the dos and don'ts when attending a wedding. We wrap with the greatest NBA boxing matchups, hence the Nick Young and DLo beef. Ian Pierno - https://www.instagram.com/ianpierno/ Joe Williams - https://www.instagram.com/whyisjoe/  

ASMR Joe and Ian Pierno are going to New York Fashion Week. Manifesting it from the jump it's finally going down. Planning out our fits for the week. We are also working on the WNBA All-WNBA Teams in collaboration with WSLAM, shoutout to Camille Buxeda, Chloe Jackson, and Ty Young. NBA 2K 23 with J Cole is hard! Do you have an Ick list…LOL Ps. I can't date you if you follow LeagueFits Ian Pierno - https://www.instagram.com/ianpierno/ Joe Williams - https://www.instagram.com/whyisjoe/  

Say it ain't so Joe and Insomnia Pierno are alive! Does Joe have a ghostwriter aka Google? We also went to USC and wondered, were we the coolest or lamest peeps on campus. Devin Booker, Kyle Kuzma, and OBJ with a cool IG pic. Chain pizza hasn't aged well, keep it mom and pop. Plus the evolution of artists compared to the artists who don't evolve and develop. Drake needs a celeb date on the red carpet. Ps. Replay value  Ian Pierno - https://www.instagram.com/ianpierno/ Joe Williams - https://www.instagram.com/whyisjoe/  

Joe Blazey in the flesh with Ian Pierno! We are joined by a special guest, Malik Monk. Charlotte had the tunnel on lock from Kemba to Terry. The progression of fashion from Arkansas to LA. The Purple and Gold carries weight. First shopping trip in LA with Kendrick Nunn spending bands on bands. Milk-white Supreme dudes from New York City are REAL. Starting 5 brands and Ian going straight A cappella. Plus 2022/2023 LeagueFits starting-5! Ps. Lets turn up the Purple Reign Ian Pierno - https://www.instagram.com/ianpierno/ Joe Williams - https://www.instagram.com/whyisjoe/  

Not only the greatest co-host of all co-hosts, but cough-drop Joe is undefeated with the intros! Happy Birthday Joe and Kobe. Ian just spent the weekend in NYC, which starts the discussion on the differences between LA and NYC. The SLAM Summer Classic was incredible and summer hoop is just special, rolling through the city in buses and shutting down the city was lit, SLAM really held it down. Are the guys missing basketball…we ready for the season. This has been the off-season of the beard, shoutout to BI for the caveman vibes. Ian Pierno - https://www.instagram.com/ianpierno/ Joe Williams - https://www.instagram.com/whyisjoe/  

Cozy Joe and Mr. Pierno have a special guest on the pod! Queue the drumroll for Sydney Bordonaro, the WNBA STYLIST right now! From Kelsey Plum to DiDi Richards she's killing the game right now. From her hooping days at Pepperdine she initially wanted to be an agent but always had a love for styling and fashion. From delivering weed to getting the nod from Jewell Loyd we learn about her start in the styling game.  Ps. Mom, when I stop having fun with it, I'll be done with it. Ian Pierno - https://www.instagram.com/ianpierno/ Joe Williams - https://www.instagram.com/whyisjoe/  

People who make lots of money do nothing! Drum roll please…Jerami Grant is going to win LeagueFits Most Improved 2022/2023! From Paris Fashion Week, Jerami Grant is just tearing it up. Fun fact, Skip Bayless has a brother named Rick who's a Michelin Star Chef. Who are the 1% who can pull off wearing a jersey? Shoutout to the WNBA for making basketball jerseys fashionable. Special guest alert Friday, peace and love! Ps. Shoutout producer Hong Ian Pierno - https://www.instagram.com/ianpierno/ Joe Williams - https://www.instagram.com/whyisjoe/  

Joe "Hamilton" and Ian Pierno in the flesh or the pixels? Imagine going from one extreme to the other...aka Pete or Kanye? Tattoos and dyed hair are the gateway to piercings. Fresh from Las Vegas, we pulled up to the "PROJECT" expo and spoke on a panel, Joe self ranks his debut at a B- and we discuss how much trends suck. Plus grading the best rappers in the league.  Ps. We Love You! Ian Pierno - https://www.instagram.com/ianpierno/ Joe Williams - https://www.instagram.com/whyisjoe/  

Inconsiderate Joe and Ian are here to have a great day on a great day, even after the Joe slander pre-recording. YO! They're bringing SlamBall back, where basketball meets rugby on trampolines, we're here for it. Fun fact, Ian was the ultimate high school athlete, some would say…sneaky athletic. Joe Williams may not have bounce but the handle package is elite. Skylar Diggins-Smith is by far the most improved this year, she be dressing. Ps. Do you read the room better than a baby? Ian Pierno - https://www.instagram.com/ianpierno/ Joe Williams - https://www.instagram.com/whyisjoe/