The Geoff Keith Show

The Geoff Keith Show podcast available on iTunes Email me at thegeoffkeithshow @ gmail dot com @geoffkeith on Social Media New Clips on Instagram daily Books available at amazon.com just type in "Geoffrey Keith Super Levi" or "Geoffrey Keith Different." New book out very soon! 

Watch The Geoff Keith Show at YouTube.com/KeithKomic   Email me thegeoffkeithshow@gmail.com   Children's Books available on Amazon Type in "Different" or "Super Levi" with my name (Geoffrey Keith)    @GeoffKeith on social media   Articles from today's episode: https://www.psychologytoday.com/us/blog/cutting-edge-leadership/202107/6-major-body-language-turnoffs https://www.cnbc.com/2019/03/07/stop-asking-how-are-you-harvard-researchers-say-this-is-how-successful-people-make-small-talk.html  

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SHOW IS NOW ON YOUTUBE! YOUTUBE.COM/KEITHKOMIC Please Rate 5 Stars and Leave a Review it really does help! Go to TheDifferentBook.com to order copies of my new children's book "Different." www.thedifferentbook.com Subscribe: YouTube.com/KeithKomic Follow me on social media if you want @GeoffKeith Email whatever you'd like to thegeoffkeithshow@gmail.com

SHOW IS NOW ON YOUTUBE! YOUTUBE.COM/KEITHKOMIC   Please Rate 5 Stars and Leave a Review it really does help! Go to TheDifferentBook.com to order copies of my new children's book "Different." www.thedifferentbook.com Subscribe: YouTube.com/KeithKomic Follow me on social media if you want @GeoffKeith Email whatever you'd like to thegeoffkeithshow@gmail.com

Please Rate 5 Stars and Leave a Review it really does help! Go to TheDifferentBook.com to order copies of my new children's book "Different." www.thedifferentbook.com Subscribe: YouTube.com/KeithKomic Follow me on social media if you want @GeoffKeith Email whatever you'd like to thegeoffkeithshow@gmail.com

Please Rate 5 Stars and Leave a Review it really does help! Go to TheDifferentBook.com to order copies of my new children's book "Different." www.thedifferentbook.com Subscribe: YouTube.com/KeithKomic Follow me on social media if you want @GeoffKeith Email whatever you'd like to thegeoffkeithshow@gmail.com

Make sure to check out Brandt: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-31-with-brandt-tobler/id693311440 @brandttobler on Instagram and Twitter Please Rate 5 Stars and Leave a Review it really does help! Go to TheDifferentBook.com to order copies of my new children's book "Different." www.thedifferentbook.com Follow me on social media if you want @GeoffKeith Email whatever you'd like to thegeoffkeithshow@gmail.com

Please Rate 5 Stars and Leave a Review it really does help! Go to TheDifferentBook.com to order copies of my new children's book "Different." www.thedifferentbook.com Follow me on social media if you want @GeoffKeith Email whatever you'd like to thegeoffkeithshow@gmail.com

Please Rate 5 Stars and Leave a Review it really does help! Go to TheDifferentBook.com to order copies of my new children's book "Different." www.thedifferentbook.com Follow me on social media if you want @GeoffKeith Email whatever you'd like to thegeoffkeithshow@gmail.com

Please Rate 5 Stars and Leave a Review it really does help! Go to TheDifferentBook.com to order copies of my new children's book "Different." www.thedifferentbook.com Follow me on social media if you want @GeoffKeith Email whatever you'd like to thegeoffkeithshow@gmail.com

Please Rate 5 Stars and Leave a Review it really does help! Go to TheDifferentBook.com to order copies of my new children's book "Different." www.thedifferentbook.com Follow me on social media if you want @GeoffKeith Email whatever you'd like to thegeoffkeithshow@gmail.com

Please Rate 5 Stars and Leave a Review it really does help! Go to TheDifferentBook.com to order copies of my new children's book "Different." www.thedifferentbook.com Follow me on social media if you want @GeoffKeith Email whatever you'd like to thegeoffkeithshow@gmail.com

Please Rate 5 Stars and Leave a Review it really does help! Go to TheDifferentBook.com to order copies of my new children's book "Different." www.thedifferentbook.com Follow me on social media if you want @GeoffKeith Email whatever you'd like to thegeoffkeithshow@gmail.com

Please Rate 5 Stars and Leave a Review it really does help! Go to TheDifferentBook.com to order copies of my new children's book "Different." www.thedifferentbook.com Follow me on social media if you want @GeoffKeith Email whatever you'd like to thegeoffkeithshow@gmail.com

Please Rate 5 Stars and Leave a Review it really does help! Go to TheDifferentBook.com to order copies of my new children's book "Different." www.thedifferentbook.com Follow me on social media if you want @GeoffKeith Email whatever you'd like to thegeoffkeithshow@gmail.com

Please Rate 5 Stars and Leave a Review it really does help! Go to TheDifferentBook.com to order copies of my new children's book "Different." www.thedifferentbook.com Follow me on social media if you want @GeoffKeith Email whatever you'd like to thegeoffkeithshow@gmail.com

Please Rate 5 Stars and Leave a Review it really does help! Go to TheDifferentBook.com to order copies of my new children's book "Different." www.thedifferentbook.com Follow me on social media if you want @GeoffKeith Email whatever you'd like to thegeoffkeithshow@gmail.com

Articles covered: https://liveboldandbloom.com/08/personality-types/negative-personality-traits https://lifehacker.com/top-10-supposedly-bad-personality-traits-that-can-act-1644852692 Please Rate 5 Stars and Leave a Review it really does help! Go to TheDifferentBook.com to order copies of my new children's book "Different." www.thedifferentbook.com Follow me on social media if you want @GeoffKeith Email whatever you'd like to thegeoffkeithshow@gmail.com

Today is my grandma's birthday. She would've been 100. Here are some cool things that happened on November 21st throughout history. Please Rate 5 Stars and Leave a Review it really does help! Go to TheDifferentBook.com to order copies of my new children's book "Different." www.thedifferentbook.com Follow me on social media if you want @GeoffKeith Email whatever you'd like to thegeoffkeithshow@gmail.com

Make sure to set clear goals when going to a party or else you might end up drinking too much while browsing your phone in the corner of the room and you'll never meet two people from a different department! Who's the most beautiful woman in the world according to the Golden Ratio? My wife, but who's second? Articles covered: https://www.psychologytoday.com/us/blog/sweet-emotion/201911/managing-the-stress-around-the-office-party https://www.psychologytoday.com/us/blog/dissecting-plastic-surgery/201911/beautiful-doesnt-always-mean-attractive https://www.psychologytoday.com/us/blog/special-matters/201911/parenting-is-not-just-about-your-child Please Rate 5 Stars and Leave a Review it really does help! Go to TheDifferentBook.com to order copies of my new children's book "Different." www.thedifferentbook.com Follow me on social media if you want @GeoffKeith Email whatever you'd like to thegeoffkeithshow@gmail.com

Before I get started in the title content I tell a few stories from the road. I'm performing at The LA Comedy Club (inside The STRAT) every night this week at 8PM in Las Vegas.  Please Rate 5 Stars and Leave a Review it really does help! Go to TheDifferentBook.com to order copies of my new children's book "Different." www.thedifferentbook.com Follow me on social media if you want @GeoffKeith Email whatever you'd like to thegeoffkeithshow@gmail.com

Follow Brady Matthews on Instagram @BradyMatthews13 and buy his art at www.bradymatthewsart.com  Please Rate 5 Stars and Leave a Review it really does help! Go to TheDifferentBook.com to order copies of my new children's book "Different." www.thedifferentbook.com Follow me on social media if you want @GeoffKeith Email whatever you'd like to thegeoffkeithshow@gmail.com

Make sure to catch a show at Stir Crazy Comedy Club (https://stircrazycomedyclub.com/) when you're in the Phoenix area and check out Tom Simes's new podcast "The Business of Comedy" here: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/id1481892658 Please Rate 5 Stars and Leave a Review it really does help! Go to TheDifferentBook.com to order copies of my new children's book "Different." www.thedifferentbook.com Follow me on social media if you want @GeoffKeith Email whatever you'd like to thegeoffkeithshow@gmail.com

Kathy Griffin did a morning news interview and I have no clue what planet she's on playing the victim when she's apparently made $75 million and has millions of fans. Pick another battle. I'd looooove to have her on as a guest and just ask her how it's everyone else's fault she doesn't have any paid work for the rest of her life.  Please Rate 5 Stars and Leave a Review it really does help! Buy my children's book "Different" through Venmo @thedifferentbook for $20 Follow me on social media if you want @GeoffKeith Email whatever you'd like to thegeoffkeithshow@gmail.com

"Inside Game" is premiering at the Los Angeles Film Festival this week. Make sure to buy Tim Donaghy's book Personal Foul here: https://www.amazon.com/Personal-Foul-First-Person-Account-Scandal/dp/061536263X and Tommy Martino's book Inside Game here: https://www.amazon.com/Inside-Game-true-Story-scandal/dp/1692360159/ref=pd_sbs_14_t_0/145-1706714-4168864?_encoding=UTF8&pd_rd_i=1692360159&pd_rd_r=c866557a-9cd3-4f1a-ad7f-a61a8137404c&pd_rd_w=Pz3dx&pd_rd_wg=HMw8K&pf_rd_p=5cfcfe89-300f-47d2-b1ad-a4e27203a02a&pf_rd_r=SGV6REPXK976E1D43K1H&psc=1&refRID=SGV6REPXK976E1D43K1H Please Rate 5 Stars and Leave a Review it really does help! Buy my children's book "Different" through Venmo @thedifferentbook for $20 Follow me on social media if you want @GeoffKeith Email whatever you'd like to thegeoffkeithshow@gmail.com

Please Rate 5 Stars and Leave a Review it really does help! Buy my children's book "Different" through Venmo @thedifferentbook for $20 Follow me on social media if you want @GeoffKeith Email whatever you'd like to thegeoffkeithshow@gmail.com

Please Rate 5 Stars and Leave a Review it really does help! Buy my children's book "Different" through Venmo @thedifferentbook for $20 Follow me on social media if you want @GeoffKeith Email whatever you'd like to thegeoffkeithshow@gmail.com

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Once again erased all my topics before writing this, but I do remember making fun of Bette Midler getting attacked by the "BeyHive" (Beyonce fans), the Emmys Red Carpet Show, the Supreme Court arguing Title 7, and a shitty Uber driver who almost made me snap. Please rate 5 stars and subscribe! Tell your friends and please follow me on IG and Twitter: @geoffkeith on YouTube.com/KeithKomic and you can always email me with love or hate at TheGeoffKeithShow@gmail.com. If it's hate please put "Hate" in the subject line so I know to take a deep breath before ignoring it. 

Finished 13 Reasons Why and have some final thoughts. Bryce never stopped being a POS deep down, proved it when he made it a point to ruin Zach's scholarship chances by taking out his knee. Monty story went away a little too easy. Winston for some reason still wanted to have sex with Monty after Monty basically attempted to murder him for saying "Nice meeting you." Justin apparently can throw photo exhibits at Monet's because he's been working there a couple months.  Please rate 5 stars and subscribe! Tell your friends and please follow me on IG and Twitter: @geoffkeith on YouTube.com/KeithKomic and you can always email me with love or hate at TheGeoffKeithShow@gmail.com. If it's hate please put "Hate" in the subject line so I know to take a deep breath before ignoring it. 

This episode was hard to record because of repeated interruptions. I wanted to get out Maria Hassel's new song, "Anxiety." Maria reached out to me and I am more than happy to help spread the word about her and her new song which she hopes can help others dealing with their own anxiety issues. 10% of all proceeds for "Anxiety" go towards Lady Gaga's Born This Way Foundation. Make sure to check out Maria on Instagram @itsmariahassel and support her on streaming services (Spotify, YouTube, etc).  I also talk a little more about 13 Reasons Why. When do they do homework? Is everyone flunking every class? Scooby Doo and the Gang investigations when they're not at school and when they are they're either not in class or talking about murder and drugs right in front of the teacher in class.  Please rate 5 stars and subscribe! Tell your friends and please follow me on IG and Twitter: @geoffkeith on YouTube.com/KeithKomic and you can always email me with love or hate at TheGeoffKeithShow@gmail.com. If it's hate please put "Hate" in the subject line so I know to take a deep breath before ignoring it. 

I've been really sick so didn't want to force anyone to listen to my super congested voice, but I threw something down after binging the first half of season three of 13 Reasons Why. Good show!  Please rate 5 stars and subscribe! Tell your friends and please follow me on IG and Twitter: @geoffkeith on YouTube.com/KeithKomic and you can always email me with love or hate at TheGeoffKeithShow@gmail.com. If it's hate please put "Hate" in the subject line so I know to take a deep breath before ignoring it. 

Forbes published an article that was so idiotic I had to talk about it.  Please rate 5 stars and subscribe! Tell your friends and please follow me on IG and Twitter: @geoffkeith on YouTube.com/KeithKomic and you can always email me with love or hate at TheGeoffKeithShow@gmail.com. If it's hate please put "Hate" in the subject line so I know to take a deep breath before ignoring it. 

I open this pod in tears! Find out why. Please rate 5 stars and subscribe! Tell your friends and please follow me on IG and Twitter: @geoffkeith on YouTube.com/KeithKomic and you can always email me with love or hate at TheGeoffKeithShow@gmail.com. If it's hate please put "Hate" in the subject line so I know to take a deep breath before ignoring it. 

I talk about fictional superheroes and real superheroes (pro athletes) and the money they make along with response to Andrew Luck retiring and Lori Laughlin college admissions scandal update. Felicity Huffman getting lumped in with Lori seems wrooooong.  Please rate 5 stars and subscribe! Tell your friends and please follow me on IG and Twitter: @geoffkeith on YouTube.com/KeithKomic and you can always email me with love or hate at TheGeoffKeithShow@gmail.com. If it's hate please put "Hate" in the subject line so I know to take a deep breath before ignoring it. 

What do we think about assisted suicide? Such a touchy subject. Lara Spencer makes fun of Prince What's-His-Face taking ballet classes and Debbie Allen and other dancers respond. Also, some interesting facts from Twitter. Please rate 5 stars and subscribe! Tell your friends and please follow me on IG and Twitter: @geoffkeith on YouTube.com/KeithKomic and you can always email me with love or hate at TheGeoffKeithShow@gmail.com. If it's hate please put "Hate" in the subject line so I know to take a deep breath before ignoring it. 

Went on a weird twitter rabbit hole, tried to watch Wine Country on Netflix, and my opinion on everyone boycotting everything.  Please rate 5 stars and subscribe! Tell your friends and please follow me on IG and Twitter: @geoffkeith on YouTube.com/KeithKomic and you can always email me with love or hate at TheGeoffKeithShow@gmail.com. If it's hate please put "Hate" in the subject line so I know to take a deep breath before ignoring it. 

Checked Twitter and saw Andrew Yang trending. Also, watched a cool documentary series on Netflix about Navajo high school basketball players I really enjoyed and more stories from my travels. Please rate 5 stars and subscribe! Tell your friends and please follow me on IG and Twitter: @geoffkeith on YouTube.com/KeithKomic and you can always email me with love or hate at TheGeoffKeithShow@gmail.com. If it's hate please put "Hate" in the subject line so I know to take a deep breath before ignoring it. 

We pick up where we left off (when my internet went out) and it becomes very apparent I should record in the morning after having my cappuccino, not late at night when I'm whispering myself to sleep. Please rate 5 stars and subscribe! Tell your friends and please follow me on IG and Twitter: @geoffkeith on YouTube.com/KeithKomic and you can always email me with love or hate at TheGeoffKeithShow@gmail.com. If it's hate please put "Hate" in the subject line so I know to take a deep breath before ignoring it. 

More rants from the ship with the most enticing cliffhanger ever on any podcast at the end of this episode... Please rate 5 stars and subscribe! Tell your friends and please follow me on IG and Twitter: @geoffkeith on YouTube.com/KeithKomic and you can always email me with love or hate at TheGeoffKeithShow@gmail.com. If it's hate please put "Hate" in the subject line so I know to take a deep breath before ignoring it. 

I can't remember everything I talked about, but I remember something about Clint Eastwood and my wife... Please rate 5 stars and subscribe! Tell your friends and please follow me on IG and Twitter: @geoffkeith on YouTube.com/KeithKomic and you can always email me with love or hate at TheGeoffKeithShow@gmail.com. If it's hate please put "Hate" in the subject line so I know to take a deep breath before ignoring it. 

So many fun news stories covered. Check the title and also pet cats found years later, Megan Rapinoe loves her parents, but they're in need of serious help until they agree with her politics. Please rate 5 stars and subscribe! Tell your friends and please follow me on IG and Twitter: @geoffkeith on YouTube.com/KeithKomic and you can always email me with love or hate at TheGeoffKeithShow@gmail.com. If it's hate please put "Hate" in the subject line so I know to take a deep breath before ignoring it. 

I teared up watching my buddy Ryan Niemiller's first set on America's Got Talent. Now he's in the live shows along with my other comic buddy Jackie Fabulous. I talk about how happy I am for both of them and I also tell a quick Ashton Kutcher story and speak about my time in Fracking, U.S.A. otherwise known as Williston, North Dakota. Please rate 5 stars and subscribe! Tell your friends and please follow me on IG and Twitter: @geoffkeith on YouTube.com/KeithKomic and you can always email me with love or hate at TheGeoffKeithShow@gmail.com. If it's hate please put "Hate" in the subject line so I know to take a deep breath before ignoring it. 

Jeffrey Epstein's creepy painting of Bill Clinton in a dress, why I don't fight, but the kid fights I've had (you're going down Phong Mai's dad), why are we all so stupid when it comes to commercials and politics?  Please rate 5 stars and subscribe! Tell your friends and please follow me on IG and Twitter: @geoffkeith on YouTube.com/KeithKomic and you can always email me with love or hate at TheGeoffKeithShow@gmail.com. If it's hate please put "Hate" in the subject line so I know to take a deep breath before ignoring it. 

CNN's Chris Cuomo gets into it with some jerk who called him "Fredo." Cuomo makes outlandish claim that is the same as the N word (newsflash, it's not) and then tries to bait the man into a fight which is what the other guy should've been doing. Mia Khalifa has made a name for herself in the porn industry and she also made a whopping...wait for it...$12,000. It only took her three months. Opera singer Placido Domingo faces sexual assault allegations and my take on it is spot on.  Please rate 5 stars and subscribe! Tell your friends and please follow me on IG and Twitter: @geoffkeith on YouTube.com/KeithKomic and you can always email me with love or hate at TheGeoffKeithShow@gmail.com. If it's hate please put "Hate" in the subject line so I know to take a deep breath before ignoring it. 

It's late, but I stayed up to knock something out for you. Besides my usual fun news stories I talk about people lying about the breed of their dogs (weirdos, no way around it), a comedian buddy who I just argued with and it went nowhere (but we still love each other), the fun email group I'm in and, honestly, it's 2AM and I can't remember what else I talked about.  Please rate 5 stars and subscribe! Tell your friends and please follow me on IG and Twitter: @geoffkeith on YouTube.com/KeithKomic and you can always email me with love or hate at TheGeoffKeithShow@gmail.com. If it's hate please put "Hate" in the subject line so I know to take a deep breath before ignoring it.