The Goalmouth: Bite-size soccer news

We're putting The Goalmouth to rest, at least for now. Details are in today's episode. A sincere thank you to everyone who's listened these past few months.

Ryan Bailey runs you through the very latest soccer news, including Neymar's crazy cost, Kyle Walker's intriguing comments and a new eSports youth academy. For more on today's stories, subscribe to The Goalmouth newsletter: fifa.wtf/2cS0Z5V.

The US Men's National Team advances past El Salvador in the Gold Cup, albeit with several bite marks, Jozy Altidore's girlfriend is not pleased, Chelsea eventually get their second choice man, that Neymar-to-PSG rumor is somehow gaining momentum, and history is made in Major League Soccer. For more on today's stories, subscribe to The Goalmouth newsletter: fifa.wtf/2cS0Z5V.

Christian Pulisic puts on a clinic, your guide to watching soccer on TV today, Antonio Conte renews with Chelsea, the 2017 MLS All Star roster's two biggest snubs (in my opinion), and one of the best postgame interviews I've ever seen by a manager. For more on today's stories, subscribe to The Goalmouth newsletter: fifa.wtf/2cS0Z5V.

A new kind of clearance sale at Arsenal, PSG are considering spending an absolutely insane amount of money for one player (even by their standards), Joe Hart gets loaned, Pepe Reina could be bought, Claudio Bravo may be left out in the cold, Kylian Mbappe might be on a plane, and Manchester United had a strange time in Utah. For more on today's stories, click here: fifa.wtf/2eECYv1 And subscribe to The Goalmouth newsletter here: fifa.wtf/2cS0Z5V

Reinforcements fly in the for the Gold Cup quarterfinals! The Women's Euros begin! Milan are buying all the players! Zlatan turns down the Galaxy! And Jose Mourinho's mission impossible! For more on today's stories, click here: fifa.wtf/2eECYv1 And subscribe to The Goalmouth newsletter here: fifa.wtf/2cS0Z5V

Ryan Bailey delivers today's bite-sized morsels of soccer news, which includes Neymar's new tattoo, Gold Cup action and fancy seats in Bolton. For more on today's stories, subscribe to The Goalmouth newsletter: fifa.wtf/2cS0Z5V

The US Men's National Team continues to make everyone nervous, Chuck Blazer passes away, Tiemoue Bakayoko is joining Chelsea for the 13th time this transfer window, Riyad Mahrez might finally be on the move, and David Villa is the best player in Major League soccer. For more on today's stories, subscribe to The Goalmouth newsletter: fifa.wtf/2cS0Z5V.

Florent Malouda and French Guiana find yet another way to make a mockery of CONCACAF, US Open Cupdate, Karim Benzema wins a victory in his blackmail case, even I can juggle more times than Real Madrid's new signing, more transfer news, Leicester City's owners in trouble with the Thai government, and a club announces for the first time that it will be paying its male and female players equally. For more on today's stories, subscribe to The Goalmouth newsletter: fifa.wtf/2cS0Z5V.

Daryl Grove went all in on the transfer gossip for today's Goalmouth. He regrets nothing.

The U.S. starts the Gold Cup with a draw, Rooney and Lukaku trade places, Chelsea land Rudiger, and positive news after a scary moment for an Ajax player. For more on today's stories, click here: fifa.wtf/2eECYv1 And subscribe to The Goalmouth newsletter here: fifa.wtf/2cS0Z5V

Lukaku transfer update! The world's most dedicated fan! Henrikh Mkhitaryan tries the Wayne Rooney summer diet plan! The North American 2026 World Cup bid is on! And the world's first braille kit! For more on today's stories, subscribe to The Goalmouth newsletter: fifa.wtf/2cS0Z5V

Manchester United might be parting ways with Wayne Rooney, may still be interested in Alvaro Morata, and may possibly have signed Romelu Lukaku, a cataclysmic combo could soon be reigning supreme in Turkey, Americans on the move, and the Kenny Saief Hype Train will be idling at the station for the entirety of The Gold Cup. For more on today's stories, subscribe to The Goalmouth newsletter: fifa.wtf/2cS0Z5V

American sons of international superstars, Messi's new contract will make him even richer but not as rich as Steph Curry, a brief transfer news round-up, and two shocking losses   For more on today's stories, subscribe to The Goalmouth newsletter: fifa.wtf/2cS0Z5V

Germany win the Confederations Cup! Dom Dwyer flips for the red, white, and blue! John Terry has a new club! Leo Messi gets married! And Sepp Blatter just can't stay away! For more on today's stories, click here: fifa.wtf/2eECYv1 And subscribe to The Goalmouth newsletter here: fifa.wtf/2cS0Z5V

Real Madrid's transfer freeze! Ronaldo's bundles of joy! Germany's Confederations Cup triumph! Bayern Munich's bad omen! And Paolo Maldini has retired… again! For more on today's stories, subscribe to The Goalmouth newsletter: fifa.wtf/2cS0Z5V

The US Open cup keeps hope alive, Chile do the same in the Confederations Cup, LAFC's theoretical roster continues to theoretically expand, the transfer market keeps on thriving, surprisingly favorable contracts in Russia, and witch doctors in the Portuguese Liga. For more on today's stories, subscribe to The Goalmouth newsletter: fifa.wtf/2cS0Z5V

The Garcia Report, prosecutions (finally) in the Hillsborough Disaster, Toronto FC is the champion of Canada, streaming soccer news for the Premier League and Champions League, and Confederations Cup and UEFA under-21 updates For more on today's stories, subscribe to The Goalmouth newsletter: fifa.wtf/2cS0Z5V

Daryl Grove with today's soccer news and patriotic tea-making tips: FIFA corruption revealed, almost! An Englishman sneaks onto the US Gold Cup roster. England U21s face Germany in the Euro U 21 semis and will almost definitely not lose on penalties. Plus: Man Utd in for Matic and Liverpool get a quote on Keita. Get more Goalmouth in the newsletter, this-a-way --> fifa.wtf/2cS0Z5V  

The Confederations Cup semifinals are set! Clint Dempsey strikes again! Mario Balotelli gets a Nice new deal! San Jose fire a coach, Crystal Palace hire one! And, Paul Pogba does the most Paul Pogba thing possible! For more on today's stories, click here: fifa.wtf/2eECYv1 And subscribe to The Goalmouth newsletter here: fifa.wtf/2cS0Z5V          

Christian Pulisic is up for an award! Oscar got a huge ban! The Confederations Cup remains vaguely interesting! Liverpool performed the worst piece of transfer business in history! And Sergio Ramos is really really bad at tax evasion. For more on today's stories, subscribe to The Goalmouth newsletter: fifa.wtf/2cS0Z5V

Video Assistant Referees are the new Heath Ledger, Cristiano Ronaldo does Cristiano Ronaldo things, Zlatan lets his clothes do the talking, a couple of Americans might be getting new European clubs, and we take a moment to remember Tony DiCicco. For more on today's stories, subscribe to The Goalmouth newsletter: fifa.wtf/2cS0Z5V

Even more legal trouble for Real Madrid stars, Manchester United cleared of wrongdoing in the Pogba scandal, two Red Bull teams will be allowed to play in the Champions League, Boca Juniors wins the league, and Oscar causes a bench-clearing brawl For more on today's stories, subscribe to The Goalmouth newsletter: fifa.wtf/2cS0Z5V

Daryl Grove with today's soccer news and birthday wishes. On today's episode: Germany shows us the future; VAR controversy, again; new rules, coming soon to a soccer field near you; Chucky Lozano on the move; and tax problems for C-Ron and The Special One. Like emails? Read ours here! --> fifa.wtf/2cS0Z5V

The Confederations Cup begins! Are Ronaldo and Dani Alves going to the same city? It's raining fake money at the U-21 European Championship! Paolo Maldini is a tennis player now! And, Crotone's manager completes a really long bike ride!  For more on today's stories, click here: fifa.wtf/2eECYv1 And subscribe to The Goalmouth newsletter here: fifa.wtf/2cS0Z5V

Buckle up, cause we've got a drama-filled episode for you today! Cristiano doesn't like Spain anymore, Milan's teenage sensation stabbed the club in the back and the fans in the heart ALLLLLL at once, Marco Verratti continues the will he/won't he dance with Barcelona, Jurgen Klinsmann gets paid, Antonio Conte stays angry, Andres Guardado might be on the move, and so might Freddy Adu. Get more goodness in the Goalmouth daily email: fifa.wtf/2cS0Z5V

Daryl Grove with today's soccer news! Get more goodness in the Goalmouth daily email: fifa.wtf/2cS0Z5V

Christos FC shocks DC United in the U.S. Open Cup, Canada's own Freddy Adu (seriously, this will never get old), two Real Madrid players in court, the manager who was fired with a poem, and Howler gives you the soccer ball phone Howler made a funny parody video. Watch it here: https://fifa.wtf/2s7nqar For more on today's stories, subscribe to The Goalmouth newsletter: fifa.wtf/2cS0Z5V

North and South Korean might put together the daddy of all World Cup bids, Cristiano Ronaldo is becoming a daddy again, Newcastle might be getting a new daddy and Neymar has the daddy of transfer values! For more on today's stories, click here: fifa.wtf/2eECYv1 And subscribe to The Goalmouth newsletter here: fifa.wtf/2cS0Z5V

Mexico and the U.S. play an entertaining 1-1 draw in their World Cup qualifier, England win the (U-20) World Cup, the UAE doesn't even want Qatari referees, new kickoff times for the Premier League? And, the worst decision of Emmanuel Adebayor's career. For more on today's stories, click here: fifa.wtf/2eECYv1 And subscribe to The Goalmouth newsletter here: fifa.wtf/2cS0Z5V

On today's Goalmouth: The USA win the acronym battle with T&T, Zlatan's leaving Manchester, Nolito really wants to leave Manchester, Leo Messi is getting married and the #wengerOut campaign gets political! Make your inbox more soccer-savvy by subscribing to the glorious Goalmouth newsletter: fifa.wtf/2cS0Z5V

Very very reliable sources indicate Diego Costa probably won't be playing for Chelsea next season (hint: the source is Diego Costa), Liverpool might have broken up one too many of Southampton's relationships, Real Madrid to stick with Keylor Navas for at least the next 6 months, Alexis Sanchez isn't going to Manchester City, and the USA prepares for a World Cup qualifier against Trinidad and Tobago, who it seems might attempt to start the match in a literal bunker. Okay. Maybe not a literal one… but you see what I'm driving at… Make your inbox more soccer-savvy by subscribing to the glorious Goalmouth newsletter: fifa.wtf/2cS0Z5V  

Secret MLS/USSF deal, Beckham buys Miami land, North Korean forced labor on Russian World Cup stadium, England fans banned for making Nazi gestures, Arda Turan assaults journalist and retires from international soccer, and Sergio Ramos is a pitch invader vigilante Secret MLS/USSF deal, Beckham buys Miami land, North Korean forced labor on Russian World Cup stadium, England fans banned for making Nazi gestures, Arda Turan assaults journalist and retires from international soccer, and Sergio Ramos is a pitch invader vigilante

It's Daryl Grove with today's soccer news: Pulisic has a new boss, 2022 World Cup in doubt, Arsenal get a new left back, Liverpool get reported, and remembering Cheick Tiote. Make your inbox more soccer-savvy by subscribing to the glorious Goalmouth newsletter: fifa.wtf/2cS0Z5V  

Real Madrid make Champions League history, Christian Pulisic saves the day, Mallory Pugh breaks her duck, Eden Hazard breaks his ankle, and Arsenal lose a club legend. For more on today's stories, click here: fifa.wtf/2eECYv1 And subscribe to The Goalmouth newsletter here: fifa.wtf/2cS0Z5V  

On today's Goalmouth with Ryan Bailey: Antoine Griezmann's Premier League plans pooh-poohed! Ronaldo gives his opinion on Messi! Juventus Stadium is getting a new name! Liam Gallagher compares Zlatan to a cartoon chicken! And a former Premier League star is forced to address rumors of his own demise! For more on today's stories, subscribe to The Goalmouth newsletter: fifa.wtf/2cS0Z5V

Atletico Madrid's transfer activity will be forcefully limited this summer, Real Madrid continue to flirtatiously bat their eyes in the direction of David de Gea while Manchester United deny that any flirtatious eye batting has occurred, Chelsea's already strong midfield might be getting even stronger, Manchester City's new goalkeeper should remember that his Twitter history is easily searchable, and Carlos Tevez had a goal wrongly disallowed and it seems the entire Chinese soccer system is to blame.

Weaponizing soccer art, a new record for an American transfer, the world's most expensive soccer clubs, and the world's most famous soccer players For more on today's stories, subscribe to The Goalmouth newsletter: fifa.wtf/2cS0Z5V

Cup final glory galore, Wenger in, Tuchel out, the most expensive American of all time, and Bruce Arena's World Cup qualifying roster. It's Daryl Grove with all the soccer news. Do yourself a favor and subscribe to the Goalmouth newsletter here: fifa.wtf/2cS0Z5V

Yay! It's Friday! And Ryan Bailey said some words into a microphone and published them in a podcast! Thanks to today's sponsor, soccerpro.com. Save 10% on any soccer gear with the code GOALMOUTH19. For more on today's stories, subscribe to The Goalmouth newsletter: fifa.wtf/2cS0Z5V

Manchester United are sort of kind of the Champions of Europe, the Chilean FA are either reckless tweeters or brilliant Twitter trolls, one Eintracht Frankfurt player learns that tattoos can be painful in more than one way, Bobby Wood is staying in the Bundesliga and another American might soon be joining him, and the USA get a win at the U20 World Cup! Thanks to today's sponsor, soccerpro.com. Save 10% on any soccer gear with the code GOALMOUTH19. For more on today's stories, subscribe to The Goalmouth newsletter: fifa.wtf/2cS0Z5V

Police raids for Barcelona and PSG, Real Madrid buys the Brazilian Freddy Adu, Diego Maradona gets pwned by a Korean teenager, and Tyrone Mings just wants to touch the ball.   Thanks to today's sponsor, soccerpro.com. Save 10% on any soccer gear with the code GOALMOUTH19.   For more on today's stories, subscribe to The Goalmouth newsletter: fifa.wtf/2cS0Z5V

Bravo to the US U20s, Atlanta's wunderkind makes his MLS debut, the all-new Antoine Griezmann transfer gossip rating scale, the Disneyfication of Portsmouth Football Club, and how Leonardo Bonucci made his son cry. Today's show is sponsored by http://SoccerPro.com — use code "GOALMOUTH19" tp get 10% off anything you see there. For more awesomeness, subscribe to the Goalmouth newsletter: fifa.wtf/2cS0Z5V    

Cristiano Ronaldo insists he's not a devil, John Terry steals the show, the Liga MX final is set, an unexpected tribute for Francesco Totti, and the robot bodyguard of the 2018 World Cup. For more on today's stories, click here: fifa.wtf/2eECYv1 And subscribe to The Goalmouth newsletter here: fifa.wtf/2cS0Z5V

Ryan Bailey guides you through today's soccer tidbits! This week's sponsor is X1 Fuel—a formula for before and after your workouts with no chemical ingredients, fillers, or excess sugars. Use the code "GOALMOUTH" at checkout for $10 off any order!  X1 FUEL  For more on today's stories, subscribe to The Goalmouth newsletter: fifa.wtf/2cS0Z5V

Monaco are your new Ligue 1 champions and I now shudder to think how much money PSG will spend this summer to rectify that... No matter what happens in the Championship playoff final, Americans have even more reasons to watch the Premier League next season… Walter Mazarri and Watford part ways in roughly the same way that Fredo and the Corleone family did in The Godfather Part II… Inter Milan probably won't be triggering the buyout clause in Mauricio Pochettino's Tottenham Contract… and the transfer rumor mill has kicked into gear. This week's sponsor: X1 Fuel—a formula for before and after your workouts with no chemical ingredients, fillers, or excess sugars. Use the code "GOALMOUTH" at checkout for $10 off any order!  X1 FUEL  For more on today's stories, subscribe to The Goalmouth newsletter: fifa.wtf/2cS0Z5V

Mallory Pugh signs with the worst NWSL team, Bayern threatens to sue newspaper over transfer rumor, chances of a BPL playoff, Bebeto's baby signs for Sporting Lisbon, England vs. Spain in UEFA U-17 threedux, and the most amazing own goal you might ever see. This week's sponsor: X1 Fuel—a formula for before and after your workouts with no chemical ingredients, fillers, or excess sugars. Use the code "GOALMOUTH" at checkout for $10 off any order!  X1 FUEL  For more on today's stories, subscribe to The Goalmouth newsletter: fifa.wtf/2cS0Z5V  

Chelsea crowned, Sunil Gulati challenged, Nacho thinks fast, Virtual Reality soccer in the Champions League final, and Ryan Hollingshead is back where he belongs. Today's show is sponsored by X1 Fuel. Go to http://X1fuel.com and use code "GOALMOUTH" to get $10 off any order. Subscribe to The Goalmouth newsletter here: fifa.wtf/2cS0Z5V    

A slew of new champions, Carli Lloyd continues her Wembley domination, the final four is set in Liguilla, James says goodbye to Real Madrid?, and Ezequiel Lavezzi apologizes for being incredibly dumb. Today's show is sponsored by X1 Fuel. Go to http://X1fuel.com and use code "GOALMOUTH" to get $10 off any order.  For more on today's stories, click here: fifa.wtf/2eECYv1 And subscribe to The Goalmouth newsletter here: fifa.wtf/2cS0Z5V

Man United are embarrassing! Swansea players are generous! Fabian Johnson is under contract! Cristiano Ronaldo is very rich! And the college team who are heading towards the Europa League! Ryan Bailey takes you through today's bite-sized soccer news. For more on today's stories, subscribe to The Goalmouth newsletter: fifa.wtf/2cS0Z5V

Karim Benzema and Real Madrid skip past Atletico to book their spot in the Champions League Final, Philippe Coutinho is for sale for slightly more than the GDP of Micronesia, Africa officially gets more slices of the World Cup pie, Wolverhampton trust in agent fees rather than actual managerial knowhow, Francesco Totti confirms that he hasn't confirmed those earlier reports that confirmed that he's retiring, and Lothar Matthaus could soon be throwing shade at Alexi Lalas on a TV screen near you. For more on today's stories, subscribe to The Goalmouth newsletter: fifa.wtf/2cS0Z5V