Business Money Hacks

@jREG graces us with his cyber-presence.   In this episode we discuss: • Pushing people down onto the floor.   Subscribe or lose all your money. youtube: @businessmoneyhacks IG: @BMHpodcast Tiktok: @businessmoneyhackstiktok RSS feed (ALL EPISODES!): http://businessmoneyhacks.libsyn.com/ Follow jREG: https://www.youtube.com/@jreg

"Clean your spreadsheets." In this episode we discuss: • Replacing your busy work with an angry cyborg • Elon Vs. Zuckerberg • The brutal nature of man Subscribe -> https://tinyurl.com/y5hc23dk Tiktok: @businessmoneyhacks Instagram: @bmhpodcast  

"Oh god who cares about distribution." In this episode we discuss: • Distribution • EDM music and how it hurts sleep • Applebees Subscribe or be a lost forever -> https://tinyurl.com/y5hc23dk @BMHpodcast

"When you're at this game long enough, everyone's up for grabs." In this episode we discuss: • James Cameron seeing into Infinity • MDMA for schools • Running from your Problems Subscribe or be a lost forever -> https://tinyurl.com/y5hc23dk @BMHpodcast

"What I like about America is how young it is." In this episode we discuss: • The founding fathers. • John Adams hairless and covered in goo.  • Eyeless George Washington staring into the void.  Subscribe or be a loser forever -> https://tinyurl.com/y5hc23dk @BMHpodcast

"Dear Sir, We have your wife." In this episode we discuss: • A.I. Art Generation • Getting Social Security Information • Wearing Masks Subscribe  -> https://tinyurl.com/y5hc23dk @BMHpodcast

"The mining industry in Africa is getting too woke." In this episode we discuss: • How to Make your Bed and Brush Your Teeth. • The Library of Congress. • Defending Poodles from Other Dogs. Subscribe or be a loser forever -> https://tinyurl.com/y5hc23dk @BMHpodcast

"I shake uncontrollably when I hear an ice cream truck." In this episode we discuss: • Steroids • Pool kisses • Business Subscribe! -> https://tinyurl.com/y5hc23dk Steroids: https://www.amazon.com/s?k=steroids

"I shake uncontrollably when I hear an ice cream truck." In this episode we discuss: • Beautiful High End Condos • Sudsin' up Your Employees • Artificial Intelligence Dropping Computer Chairs into Best Buy Parking Lots Subscribe! -> https://tinyurl.com/y5hc23dk

"Last Christmas, I gave you my heart." In this episode we discuss: • Firing your employees right before the New Year • Dustin's Holiday Music • Therapy Pigs Subscribe before Jesus Christ find you... -> https://tinyurl.com/y5hc23dk

In this episode, we discuss: • Elon Musk • Elon MUsk • El0n Musk • Elon's Musk   01000010 01110010 01101001 01100100 01100111 01100101 00100000 01101001 01110011 00100000 01100010 01100101 01100011 01101111 01101101 01101001 01101110 01100111 00100000 01110101 01101110 01101000 01101001 01101110 01100111 01100101 01100100 00101110 00100000 01001000 01100101 00100000 01101001 01110011 00100000 01100110 01101111 01110010 01100011 01101001 01101110 01100111 00100000 01101000 01101001 01110011 00100000 01000101 01101100 01101111 01101110 00100000 01001101 01110101 01110011 01101011 00100000 01100110 01100001 01101110 01110100 01100001 01110011 01101001 01100101 01110011 00100000 01101111 01101110 01110100 01101111 00100000 01101101 01100101 00101110 00100000 01010100 01101000 01101001 01110011 00100000 01101001 01110011 00100000 01100001 00100000 01100011 01110010 01111001 00100000 01100110 01101111 01110010 00100000 01101000 01100101 01101100 01110000 00101110

In this episode, we discuss: • How Elon Musk is a beautiful whale • How Elon Musk invented Tesla and he should be proud of that • How the blue haired Twitter mob is trying to nuke children • Growing your business

In this episode, we discuss: • The genius of Elon • The accomplishments of Elon • The infinite grace of Elon • How handsome Elon is

"The Squid Diet was fun." From the LOST TAPES, we sat down with Dietician, Dr. Kaitlyn (Actress/Producer Lucy DeVito @Lucydevito @lucywatoosy) In this episode, we discuss: • Switching it Up in Business • Eating the Scraps • Overloading your System with Sugar Subscribe NOW -> https://tinyurl.com/y5hc23dk @BMHpodcast  

Business Money Hacks is back from a long sabbatical. In this episode, they discuss: • Making Demands instead of Apologizing • Returning to Form • Gecko Blood   Subscribe now and take a journey like no other -> https://tinyurl.com/y5hc23dk @BMHpodcast  

"The best way to watch The Godfather is on an ipod nano" Special Guest: Jordan Hines -- played by Jim Cummings @jimmycthatsme In this episode we discuss: • How to Make it in Entertainment. • Broadway, New York. • Eating Lunch in Front of Hungry People. The Beta Test is now streaming everywhere on demand https://www.thebetatest.movie/ #thebetatest   Subscribe to the podcast or lose all your money in bad investments -> https://tinyurl.com/y5hc23dk @BMHpodcast  

"If you don't have a morning routine, someone with kidnap you and create one for you." In this episode we discuss: • Warren Buffett. • Taking Adderall, & Not Drinking Water • Being a Caterpillar.   Subscribe soon while supplies last! -> https://tinyurl.com/y5hc23dk @BMHpodcast

"Get into taxi cabs and frighten people." In this episode we discuss: • Finding that Special Someone using their Blood. • Vampire Facials. • Eating Copious Amounts of Fish.   Blitney Bolford is actually Riley Scott (IG: @rileylynescott) Subscribe--> https://tinyurl.com/y5hc23dk @BMHpodcast

"People are going 'hog wild' over climate change."   In this episode we discuss: • Climate Change • Inflation • Hot Coeds.  Subscribe for a Computer Virus -> https://tinyurl.com/y5hc23dk @BMHpodcast

"Young people aren't buying houses anymore and nobody can figure out why." In this episode we discuss: • Small Homes, but also Big Homes. • Gentrifying National Parks. • Blasting Trap Music in a Monster Truck. Landon Ohners is actually Razmig (IG: @razmiga - Twitter: @razmig) https://linktr.ee/razmig   Subscribe to the podcast--> https://tinyurl.com/y5hc23dk @BMHpodcast

In this episode we discuss: • Taxes • Rockets • Really big holes Subscribe for a Computer Virus --> https://tinyurl.com/y5hc23dk @BMHpodcast

"You'll never know true bliss until you eat whale meat in an infinity pool." In this episode we discuss: • Cleaning Yourself. • Bloatware. • Rabid Kids. Subscribe for a Computer Virus --> https://tinyurl.com/y5hc23dk @BMHpodcast

In this episode we discuss: • Jet drones that are very fast and loud! • Jeff Bezos moving to China • The Joker @BMHpodcast

"Force your employees to eat Indian food." In this episode we discuss: • Heavy Art. • Drowning a Horse in a Bathtub. • Shapeshifting Real Estate Agents. Subscribe or else --> https://tinyurl.com/y5hc23dk @BMHpodcast

"Panda meat is getting too expensive nowadays." In this episode we discuss: • Living in a Storage Facility. • Healthy Sucking. • Dating Life at Rent-a-Car. Marlena McBride is actually Hilty Bowen @hiltyb   Subscribe --> https://tinyurl.com/y5hc23dk @BMHpodcast

"Art has no value unless you can buy it" In this episode we sit down with the Winklevoss twins and discuss: - NFT's / NFCheese. - How cool Mark Zuckerberg is. - Shooting horses. The Winklevoss Twins are actually Eliot Dewberry @EliotETC Subscribe --> https://tinyurl.com/y5hc23dk @BMHpodcast

"Soon we will all be working for Amazon and be sheltered under the golden wings of Jeff Bezos." In this episode we discuss:  • Joining The Family.  • Steely Dan cover bands.  • Chomping down on a nice bone.  Subscribe ---> https://tinyurl.com/y5hc23dk @BMHpodcast

"The thing with breeding dogs, is that someday you gotta let em' loose" In this episode we discuss - Our problem with your company becoming too large -Feral dogs roaming the street of San Francisco -Children's hospital riots.  Subscribe ---> https://tinyurl.com/y5hc23dk @BMHpodcast

"It's important to remind young children that their first business will fail." In this episode we discuss:  • Shrimp Parties.  • Elderly Lawyers.  • Abandoning your Wife and Changing your Name.  Subscribe ---> https://tinyurl.com/y5hc23dk @BMHpodcast

"Get ready for the spider cannon at prom." In this episode we discuss: • Showing up to Funerals and Forcing People to Buy Bed Sheets. • Raw Chicken in the Parking Lot. • Concealed carry.   Subscribe ---> https://tinyurl.com/y5hc23dk @BMHpodcast Ben Laughlin is played by Ben Wiessner (facebook.com/ben.wiessner)    

"It's important to unwind otherwise you get crippling night terrors" In this episode we discuss:  • The importance of relaxing on large plots of land back east.  • Face surgery to feel good about yourself.  • Hunting tame pigs with a high powered sniper rifle.  @BMHpodcast

"Cryptocurrency ruins people if you don't do it right. It gets you in your sleep." In this episode we discuss: • Bone Coin. • Rat Coin. • Dog Coin. Subscribe ---> https://tinyurl.com/y5hc23dk @BMHpodcast  

"Eventually your microdose becomes your macrodose" In this episode we discuss:  - Taking lots of drugs... on a micro level.  - The Tik Tok boyz cave. - Quaalude Jesus Matt Dugan is played by PJ McCabe @coolandhappy1 @BMHpodcast

"Mark Zuckerberg is riding his motorcycle up the Pacific Coast Highway, and I'm holding his waist ever so tightly..." In this episode we discuss: • Traditional Yakuza Neck Tats.  • Mark Zuckerberg is basically James Bond.  • Going Full Shark mode.    @BMHpodcast  

"It's important for people to know that they're trash." In this episode we discuss: • Great ways to save money through purchasing bananas.  • Roving gangs of discount shoppers.  • Execution videos.  Alex Fertilmeister is played by Alan Denton @AlanTheWriter @BMHpodcast

"You should be taking more meetings inside a moth cocoon." In this episode we discuss: • Visualizing Yourself Falling off a Cliff. • The 2021 Coin Shortage. • Starting a Pig Fire. Anthony Hawke is played by Daniel Rashid  (IG @danielrashid -- Twitter @DanielSRashid) @BMHpodcast

"I'm about to turn 50. I should get a job I think." In this episode we discuss: - Turning coal miners into App developers.  - Video games where you kill your family.  - The cruelty of the British royals.  Henry Baron of Yorkshire is played by Will Madden (IG @willrmadden) Subscribe or die in poverty - https://tinyurl.com/yxg7qy8n @BMHpodcast

"America would be a lot better off if China was in charge." In this episode, we discuss: • Alligators Attacking Cruise Ships. • How the Economy Will Never Ever Get Better. • Alligators Attacking the Elderly.   Subscribe TODAY! We're getting angry now... https://tinyurl.com/yxg7qy8n @BMHpodcast    

"You can easily drown a goat." In this episode, we discuss: • Himalayan White Claw • Grabbing People on the Street by the Throat and Shouting at the Them • The Strongest and Most Pathetic Astrological Signs.  Heather Molly is played by Ambre Rose Trujillo (IG @ambre_rosario)  

"Apparently people have very different opinions in this country." In this episode, we discuss: • Recording Everything you do and Posting it on the Deep Web. • Not Getting Hit by a Car. • Trusting Men in Lab Coats. Subscribe or lose all of your money tomorrow ---> https://tinyurl.com/yxg7qy8n @BMHpodcast    

"Follow your dreams into a deep lake." In this episode, we discuss: • Gen Z, Zooming and the TikToks • Following Your Instincts: Don't Do It • Sitting in the Passenger Seat and Grabbing the Wheel.   Christina Sheffield is played by Kelsey Edwards (IG @kelseymarieedwards)

"Bill Gates is a Master Magician." In this episode, we discuss: Bill Gates: What is he up to? Magicians. "Crowdfunding" (Using Other People's $$ for Whatever you Want) Subscribe or lose all your money tomorrow ---> https://tinyurl.com/yxg7qy8n @BMHpodcast    

"You need to embrace the concept of 'I don't wanna'." In this episode, we discuss: • Entrepre-Losers • The Violence of Spending Too Much Time with Family • A Good Chair Sit   Sylvia Connerson is played by Ashley Denise Robinson (IG & Twitter: ashley_says)

"I have the cure to this virus and I'll give it to you if you do as I say." In this episode, we discuss: • Setting Your House on Fire. • The Proper way of Spreading a Virus • Breaking into Convention Centers and Yelling Loudly   Sir Spalding O'Henry is played by Kevin Changaris (IG: @thekevinchangaris)

"I don't like to think at all. It's all about just saying things and sort of picking up the pieces afterwards."   In this episode, we discuss: • How to Hustle in a Man's World. • Being Flexible Enough. • The Art of Flipping the Board Over. • Therapy is Bad for You.   Trina Lyn McDowell is played by Taylor Misiak - IG: @taylormisiak

"States rights?! What about human rights? Let the humans have their rights, why are we giving rights to states?"   HUGE Announcements from Dustin and Bridge!! In this episode, we discuss: • How to Start Fresh as the World Comes Crashing Down. • Swallowing All Your Pills.  • Digging Holes for the Future. • New American Values: "The Zoo Treatment"   Subscribe or Fail. https://tinyurl.com/yxg7qy8n businessmoneyhacks.libsyn.com @BMHPodcast

"There is zero evidence that says asbestos actually hurts you. It's all a con paid for by The Wall Industry."   In this episode, we discuss: • Turning Fear into Fun. • Female CEOs • Exotic Fish Meals. • Finding the Escapes Convicts Before they Get All the Children.   Kelly Kelly is played by Hayley O'Conner - IG: @hayleywould

20: Manifesting with Dr. Reality "I feel a constant intense burning inside, close to my heart, at all times. And my left arm tingles...That's called passion." In this episode, we discuss: • How to Wear Your Suit Correctly. • Taking People Behind Closed Doors and Frightening Them. • Putting Someone to Sleep.   Dr. Reality is played by Nican Robinson - @nicanrobinson

19: Helping the Elderly with The Simpson Bros "Elderly people want to feel independent, so you want to encourage them to clean out some gutters, or maybe even rebrick their chimney."   In this episode, we discuss: • How to Get Onto Your New Friend's Will. • Going On Free Vacations. • Looking Forward to the Next Stock Market Crash.   The Simpsons Brothers are played by Matthew McManus (twitter: @mattmcmanusbros) & Kevin McManus (twitter: @kmcmanusbros)

"Generally, I like to treat my employees like cattle." A sinner turned Messiah, we sit with Reverend Jacob Adams, Spiritual Leader from somewhere in Deep Texas.   In this episode, we discuss: • Sending Your Money to a Higher Power. • Sending Your Money to a Higher Power. • Sending Your Money to a Higher Power. • Sending Your Money to a Higher Power.   Reverend Adams is played by Christian Krauspe (@lapsedchristian)

"Even as a 4-year-old, I was a very busy man." We sit down with inspirational speaker, Franklin Milan.   In this episode, we discuss: • Leaving Your Car in the Middle of a Highway. • Lying to Your Friends about Fancy Dinner Parties. • Chasing Alley Cats; Chasing Your Dreams.   Franklin Milan is played by Gary Anthony Williams (Twitter: @garyawilliams; IG: @garyanthonywilliams)