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Welcome to Hex Rated, a magical, mystical podcast where we four witches will take you on a hilarious journey through our own little version of witchcraft. Check us out at ladiablerie.com, hexratedpodcast.com, and facebook.com/we3witches.

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    • May 21, 2025 LATEST EPISODE
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    • 146 EPISODES

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    The Hex Rated podcast is an absolute gem that I have thoroughly enjoyed listening to for many years. Whenever I need a break from the daily grind, I always find solace in tuning into their episodes and revisiting them repeatedly during my downtime. With each episode, I eagerly anticipate the next one and can't wait for the hosts to share their wisdom and experiences once again. Their passion for what they do shines through, and it's evident that they genuinely love what they talk about. I hope everyone involved with the podcast is doing well and eagerly await their next installment!

    One of the best aspects of The Hex Rated podcast is its refusal to label everything or confine itself to a specific process. As someone who identifies as a witch, I appreciate that these ladies take a more open-minded approach to witchcraft. They explore various aspects of spirituality without asserting that there is only one right way to practice. This inclusive attitude allows listeners from different backgrounds and belief systems to find value in their discussions.

    Furthermore, these women are incredibly inspiring, informative, and inclusive in their conversations. They have this amazing ability to make you feel like you're part of the podcast as they share their honest thoughts, passions, and intelligence. Each host brings something unique to the table, creating a dynamic and complementary dynamic that keeps listeners engaged. Whether you lean towards the witchy side or simply enjoy podcasts that make you think, laugh, and go "oooooh!", this show has something for everyone.

    If there's one thing that sets The Hex Rated apart from other witchcraft podcasts, it's the refreshing perspective it offers outside of the super-Celtic/Wiccan-inspired traditions commonly found in this genre. In a landscape dominated by similar narratives, it's wonderful to discover voices that bring fresh insights into contemporary witchcraft. It's clear that a lot of thought goes into each episode as they tackle diverse topics with intelligence and depth.

    However, no podcast is without its flaws. While The Hex Rated has an incredible range of episodes to explore, some may find it overwhelming or challenging to catch up with all the content. Additionally, as with any podcast, personal preferences may come into play, and some listeners may not resonate with every episode or topic discussed. However, this minor drawback is overshadowed by the overall quality and enjoyable nature of the podcast.

    In conclusion, The Hex Rated podcast is a rare gem that I am immensely grateful to have discovered. It has become my go-to escape during long car rides, dull moments at work, or simply when I need a mental break. The hosts' realness and willingness to delve into their emotional lives make the show relatable and engaging. Their discussions on various topics provide valuable insights into witchcraft and spirituality in general. If you're searching for a podcast that combines intelligence, humor, inclusivity, and thought-provoking conversations on contemporary witchcraft, look no further than The Hex Rated podcast.



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    Latest episodes from Hex Rated

    Episode 131: Hex Rated Episode 131 - Pastel Goths Up In the Club

    Play Episode Listen Later May 21, 2025 51:07


    This week, your witch friends are taking you on adventures of sight!  Of sound!  Of SMELL!  That's right, Scarlet and Blackbird unbox a sampler of goth-themed fragrances, and Scarlet tells all about a cyberpunk themed weekend in the desert.  So much to discuss - plus creating religions, Blackbird's cat's birthday, and a chile relleno burrito.  STOP IT.  But wait!  Do not stop it!  Press play!!

    Episode 130: Hex Rated Episode 130 - Sacred Space 2025 Wrap-Up

    Play Episode Listen Later May 6, 2025 49:42


    Your witch friends are bringing this series to a close with a wrap-up of their final morning at the conference, where they participated in a Sekhmet ritual, then it was back to the wilds of New Jersey to do some goth sightseeing and of course, stop at Sonic for tots.  The witches have had a blast recapping this conference for you, so enjoy this last installment while you bask in the delight of what is hopefully not yet a cruel, cruel summer!

    Episode 129: Hex Rated Episode 129 - Sacred Space 2025, Night the Third

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 23, 2025 86:12


    Lots to cover on this third full day of activities the witches took part in at Sacred Space this year!  Learn about Mayan rituals, Welsh language, Saturn, Hoodoo, AND MORE!  Bringing you fun, frivolity, and SNAKES, the witches are so excited to share what they've learned throughout this conference with you.  Get cozy on the couch and pop those headphones on...join your besties on their spiritual journey in Baltimore!  

    Episode 128: Hex Rated Episode 128 - Sacred Space 2025, Night the Second

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 15, 2025 107:11


    This week, your witch friends are bringing you a veritable plethora of witch info, as they attended a full day of rituals and lectures at Sacred Space 2025 that took place in late March!  We are talking bears, moons, jars, death, AND SO MUCH MORE.  The witches had so much fun recapping each day with each other, and are so happy to share it with you!  Spoiler alert, this episode is good for long commutes and crafting evenings!  

    Episode 127: Hex Rated Episode 127 - Sacred Space 2025, Night the First

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 8, 2025 71:51


    Witches, they have done it again!  Your besties have gone to Sacred Space 2025, and they are ready to report back on all the awesomeness that transpired.  On this first night, Blackbird and Scarlet talk about a ritual with The Fool, a ritual with CHAOS!!!, and a ritual with Hecate herself (as aspected/channeled by Laura Tempest Zakroff!)  The witches cannot wait to tell you all about it, so pop in those earbuds and get ready for the rundown of Night One!  

    Episode 126: Hex Rated Episode 126 - Spreading Cheese and/or Decks, We Got You Covered

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 16, 2025 78:29


    Listen as Blackbird discusses with Scarlet her super amazing trip to a cute little spot in New Jersey near the Delaware (Dela-here!) River, where she spent a fun afternoon with her tarot heroine, Laetitia Barbier!  Ms. Barbier is a tarot and art history scholar, and the witches have spoken of her fantastic book, Tarot and Divination Cards:  A Visual Archive.  She presented several classes and workshops over the weekend of March 8th, and Blackbird shares what she learned!  Please check out Laetitia's Patreon, Instagram, and Substack - well worth looking at all of these, her studies and insights are truly inspiring.  Spring is spronging, but stay out of the crazy weather and enjoy this one with a fizzy water laced with Mio (Blackbird is hooked but also convinced her insides are dyed red now).  Enjoy!!

    Episode 125: Hex Rated Episode 125 - NOTES-FERATU Part III, The End For Now

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 5, 2025 72:06


    Alright, the witches are wrapping it up with discussing Orlok's mesmerizing seal, his wicked ways, Lily Rose Depp's incredible performance and lore around her character, some super weird stuff at the end, and MORE!  Blackbird and Scarlet could probably do yet another episode, but there's something to be said for too much of a good (or goth) thing.  Hex Rated is here for you IN EXCESS!  Rip open your bodice, become apoplectic, and use your one precious and glorious mortal life to listen!

    Episode 124: Hex Rated Episode 124 - NOTES-FERATU Part II

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 5, 2025 55:47


    In this section of breaking down Eggers' immediate magnum opus, Scarlet delves deep into some of the magic, the research, and the overall gorgeous imagery and symbolism in the film.  There is so much to talk about that your favorite witches had to split this up into three episodes, but they want to bring them to you all at once!  Crawl out of your coffin (or back into it) and enjoy this very thorough and intense discussion of the film!

    Episode 123: Hex Rated Episode 123 - NOTES-FERATU Part I

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 5, 2025 74:12


    Your witches have a LOT OF INFO and takes on Robert Eggers' recent masterpiece, Nosferatu!  If you have not seen it, you might want to before listening to this epic three (plus) hour tour, of which this is the first!  Do you like vampires?  Do you like attention to detail?  Do you like old scary haunted-looking stuff?  Welcome to the beautiful and terrifying world that Eggers has gone to great lengths to deliver.  Scarlet has a criminal amount of knowledge re: Gawth Literature Timez, and has done a vast amount of research for this cinematic tour de force of the classic retelling of the most famous of the vampire tales.  Don't be "plagued" (ha!) by your desire for more knowledge and hot takes - give this 3-parter a listen!  

    Episode 122: Hex Rated Episode 122 - Paint it Black and by It We Mean Everythimg

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 8, 2025 74:20


    This week, Scarlet and Blackbird discuss what each of them did for Imbolc - hope you're hungry, because you definitely will be after listening to their cooking tales!  Plus, some awesome connecting with ancestors and folklore by Scarlet, some journeying, Krafty Korners (with a K) and what perfumes should smell like.  It's gonna be spring soon, but hey, winter has one or two last gasps - stay safe if you are travelling, but definitely travel with the witches.  

    Episode 121: Hex Rated Episode 121 - Imbolc: Cozy Subversives

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 1, 2025 67:31


    The witches are back discussing the upcoming sabbat of Imbolc - what they have done in the past, what some traditional celebrations are, and what is generally on their witchy minds at this time of year.  Imbolc is an in-between of sorts, but it's also a time to look forward with new hope.  Blackbird and Scarlet agree that we could all use a little of that right now, so pop in those ear buds and enjoy!  

    Episode 120: Hex Rated Episode 120 - Adult Playhouse Catch-Up Hour

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 28, 2025 80:12


    Hellllo friends, your witches are over their hiatuses. their minor illnesses, and ya know, recovering as best they can from our increasingly apocalyptic terrorscape and can't wait to share their goings-on with you!  We are talking land rituals, scary movies, New Year's tarot, and MOAR!!!  Don your fuzzy socks and grab a hot tea or chocolate or whatever is your fancy and enjoy this episode!

    Episode 119: Hex Rated Episode 119 - Yule - Gifts and Ghouls!!

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 21, 2024 70:50


    Join the witches this week where they are here to help you out with your gift-giving!  They both have great ideas for thrifting and gifting, whether it is for that special witch in your life, or if that special witch is YOU!  (Hnt:  It is.  Always.)  The other half of the episode will be sharing more fantastical Yuletide tales and lore, and this year, Blackbird talks about Belsnickel and his switch.  Scarlet goes deep into gingerbread, why it is fashioned into men, houses, and so many other things.  This one is extra fun, so grab some mulled wine or hot apple cider and get festive!!  Happy holidays, y'all!

    Episode 118: Hex Rated Episode 118 - All Hallows' Eve Ritual and a Tarot Surprise!

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 6, 2024 61:40


    We know you need a distraction from the actual news, so we are here as your esoteric journalists instead!  Join us as we discuss our ritual we did together for All Hallows' Eve on Ye Olde Mobile Phone, where we invoked sacred spirits, sang to the Dark Moon and wrote a bunch of cool wordz about stars.  We also did a fun sort-of-mirror tarot exercise that hopefully will inspire you!  Turn off your news and turn on your witch powers!  Or do both - just join us.  

    Episode 117: Hex Rated Episode 117 - Minor Arcana/Court Cards: Farewell, Kings!!

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 31, 2024 79:43


    A happy happy All Hallows Eve to you, witchlings!  The ladies are back (just in time, mind you) to wrap up this series of court cards - finally, the kings!  Learn about these watchful, regal mentors in your life (or within yourself!) and embark on your journey of deeper understanding of what the energy of a "king" really can embody.  Sweep off your porches and enjoy what is probably too balmy of a Halloween - never mind though, because the spirit of autumn, looking through the veil, and cool, foggy nights are always in the witch's heart.  Enjoy and eat your candy for breakfast today (and every day?  WHY NOT!)

    Episode 116: Hex Rated episode 116 - Minor Arcana/Court Cards: The Queen Promises Not To Protest Too Much

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 14, 2024 81:28


    This week, Scarlet and Blackbird continue the series on tarot court cards with the dynamic queens of the deck!  Join the witches in their dive into what each suit's characteristics are, how they read queens in a spread, and whether or not they each have a favorite or are represented commonly by any of the queens.  Grab your chalice of ginger ale, your scepters of chopsticks, and your glorious crown of a turbie twist towel and take a listen! 

    Episode 115: Hex Rated Episode 115 - Minor Arcana/Court Cards: Knight Moves

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 29, 2024 70:54


    In this episode, the witches hold to their very loose promise (?) of talking about the court cards IN ORDER, lookout!  Scarlet breaks down what knights are all about, how the horses on the cards have meaning due to their positions, and both witches discuss how they read knights in their tarot practices.  Also a roundup of Trader Joe's fall offerings, off the rails Spotify daylists and chapter titles, and Blackbird is eluded by space (how does it even work.)  Join your favorite witches in this fun journey they are having through the court cards - is it time yet for mulled cider?  Get some, don those airpods or headphones, and enjoy listening!

    Episode 114: Hex Rated Episode 114 - Minor Arcana/Court Cards: Pagelicious

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 11, 2024 72:29


    This week, Scarlet and Blackbird catch you up on what's new in their lives (s'mores dip!  Ethel Cain!  Yogurt snax!  JD Vance! - wait, no excitement there.) Then the ladies take a dive into the minor arcana, bringing you the first installment about those youthful sprites, the pages!  Discover a little history, what the cards have been and what some new versions are, and let the witches tell you what these cards mean for them when they read.  Grab your almost-fall favorite sweater, some pumpkin spice anything, and pop in those ear buds!  

    Episode 113: Hex Rated Episode 113 - Snoop Dogg Roller Derby Ghost Mom Ice Cream Sandwich

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 20, 2024 68:05


    Witches, it is a round robin of topics comin at ya this week.  Blackbird and Scarlet catch up and commiserate about their summertime illnesses, posit on the cultural happenings of the day (at least regarding the Olympics) and come full circle (all five of them!) with some insights about their relationship with their own intuition and what they use to navigate it.  It's a deep weird dive, but as always, these two are always ready to share what they learn with you!  Find some shade and put those earbuds in.  

    Episode 112: Hex Rated Episode 112 - The Buzzings of Summer 2024

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 31, 2024 66:19


    This week, Scarlet and Blackbird have a smorgasbord on offer:  Death by banana pudding, the terrible politics of our embroiled nation, and a really fantastic public ritual that Scarlet conducted for her friends entitled "The Coronation of the Bee Queen"!  Learn about Scarlet's process for creating the ritual and how it was received (everyone loved it, duh.)  Get out of your hot and sweaty summertime garb, take a dip in whatever cool body of water is available, and listen while you safely bask in the sun with your 1 million percent sunscreen.  

    Episode 111: Hex Rated Episode 111 - OOPS ALL MOON!!

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 19, 2024 84:22


    The witches are back with their hot takes on Oreos!  Gettysburg!  Falconry!  And last but not least, the main topic that has been teased and promised - an entire episode devoted to the wondrous and very historied Moon tarot card.  Learn about how this card transformed (and stayed the same) throughout the ages, and the many elements it possesses.  Blackbird and Scarlet discuss meanings, how they read the card in a spread, and hopefully their discussion will help you develop your abilities or bring about a new perception that you may have not realized before.  Listen under the moonlight and get inspired!

    Episode 110: Hex Rated Episode 110 - The Versus Series: The Star vs. The Sun

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 2, 2024 79:32


    Your two witchfriends are back to talk about disappointing scents, weekend excursions, and their extremely hot (literally!) takes on these two very enigmatic, fiery cards.  Cards of hope and joy are not the normal fare for these lovely creatures of the night, but delve into the light they must at times.  Learn all about these cards and how they have evolved through time, what their symbolism means, and how the witches interpret these when pulled.  Explore the universe within by taking a listen!

    Episode 109: Hex Rated Episode 109 - Everything Under the Sun (And Moon!)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 11, 2024 58:09


    The witches are back with their many tales of what they have both been up to!  New Jersey hangin' with a hidden surprise, Dallas eclipse amazingness, The Ultimate Hockey Sads, and many other general updates are coming directly to your earholes in this episode.  Grab a refreshing iced tea or whatever your early summer jam is, put those feet in a pool and catch up with Scarlet and Blackbird!  

    Episode 108: Episode 108 - Sacred Space Conference, Night 3

    Play Episode Listen Later May 21, 2024 98:45


    Hey everybody!  The witches are back with the final night of their trip to the Land of Baltimore and the Sacred Space Conference.  This was a day full of embodiment for the witches, and Blackbird and Scarlet went to a few amazing rituals and workshops about topics as wide-ranging as plant allies, the body as an ecosystem, and a lot of dancing!  As an added bonus, two of the workshops on this day were hosted by friends of the show, Amy Blackthorn and Laura Tempest Zakroff!  Overall, this conference was a great place to learn some new techniques and gain different perspectives, like we witches are wont to do.  Please enjoy!

    Episode 107: Hex Rated Episode 107 - Sacred Space Conference, Night 2

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 29, 2024 101:43


    Scarlet and Blackbird are back to bring you their impressions of the second day of this magical conference that took place outside of Baltimore at the beginning of the month.  This day was jam-packed:  Messages from Hecate, hare lore, trance dancing, hedge riding, and so much more!  This day was really fun and varied, and the witches were all witched out by the end of the day - but the wrap-up is always a great way for them to process what they've learned.  Grab a cuppa and enjoy!

    Episode 106: Hex Rated Episode 106 - Sacred Space Conference, Night 1

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 15, 2024 64:36


    It's been a crazy time of travel and getting back to real life, but here are your favorite witches FINALLY discussing every bit of the Sacred Space conference that took place outside of Baltimore at the beginning of the month!  The witches recorded every night they were at the conference so that their memories were fresh!  On night one, the witches discuss a Hecate lecture, Blackbird's foray into states of consciousness (in a science-y way), and Scarlet's journey to meet ancestors!  Join the witches for this rundown of their first day.  

    Episode 105: Hex Rated Episode 105 - It is Our Pleasure to Servitor You

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 8, 2024 63:33


    This week, Blackbird interviews Scarlet about servitors - what they are, how she creates them, and what a servitor can do for you!  A truly fascinating way to use sigils in a very activated way, Scarlet has been creating these for quite some time and tells Blackbird about some memorable creations and how they have helped her and others.  We hope you learn a few things and try it yourself, so grab a pen and paper - just start anywhere, there are no rules!

    Episode 104: Hex Rated Episode 104 - WitchCon Hoedown

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 24, 2024 80:36


    Friends and witches, we all love a good list.  This episode, Scarlet and Blackbird are here to share their wisdom gleaned from many years of going to cons, especially metaphysical ones.  There are some things you'll want to prepare yourself for, and the witches are here to help you with their tips for all things con-related.  Some of these are just great tips for life in general, but especially while going through the emotional and energetic rigors of con life.  Before you pack, give this episode a listen! 

    Episode 103: Hex Rated Episode 103 - Midwinter Festivities and Celebrations, Huzzah!

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 10, 2024 72:03


    Well, witches, if you felt the shift in the season like Blackbird and Scarlet did, this episode is for you!  The stagnation has been stagnating, but it's time to break free with festivities like Imbolc, Lupercalia, (and dare we mention Mardi Gras?  We do declare.)  Shake off your winter torpor - but slowly, like a sleepytime bear not quite ready to emerge from your cave - and cozy up to the dulcet tones of your favorite witch friends.  

    Episode 102: Hex Rated Episode 102 - A Smorgasbord of Topics, 2024 Edition

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 22, 2024 79:36


    Join your two favorite witches, Scarlet and Blackbird, while they do a really fun round robin of topics:  Blackbird's very precise and sarcastic tarot deck and a very out-of-the-ordinary spread for her, some witchy finds, SNACKS, and a great question - what witchy ambitions do we have for 2024?  Listen in and find out!  Maybe you are also feeling a little in limbo before Imbolc and after Yule - let's all break out of our little silly ruts together!  

    Episode 101: Hex Rated Episode 101 - Hex Rated 101: A Magical Retrospective

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 14, 2024 67:37


    Greetings and salutations for the New Year, listeners!  Your favorite witches - whether they are your new favorites or your old favorites - are taking a look back at the episodes that you have loved, and they had fun bringing you!  Whether you are interested in Iceland (episodes 62, 63 and 65) or love comparing and contrasting tarot cards, crystals, or different herbs, weeds and flowers (all the versus episodes) or you want to learn about what a death doula is (episode 29) or how tattooing can be ritualistic and magical (episode 64) - it's all there for you to explore!  This episode might direct you to something you missed, or a subject you are new to and want to learn more about!  Grab your favorite winter beverage and blanket and get cozy with Scarlet and Blackbird!

    Episode 100: Hex Rated Episode 100 - Centennial Witch: Witchcraft in the 1920's

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 1, 2024 85:23


    Well friends, your favorite witches have done it - they have made 100 fine episodes just for you, and they are taking you on a time travel trip to 100 years ago to talk about what witchcraft might have looked like in the Roaring Twenties.  It was a time of prohibition, see?  An era where there was a mix of the ancient and the modern - and the witchcraft was just as varied.  Walk with the witches through a bit of history, and join them in ringing in 2024 by taking you waaaaay back.  Kick up those heels and listen in as Scarlet and Blackbird take you on their hot tub (cauldron) time machine ride to the Roaring Twenties!!  

    Episode 99: Hex Rated Episode 99 - Bonkers Yule Tales For Your Enjoyment

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 19, 2023 73:26


    This Yule, bring stories to the party that won't bore anyone.  Listen to your favorite witches discuss wild tales like the Yule Cat of Iceland, the origins and possible theories behind the Sugar Plum Fairy, a witch who does some cool metal stuff, a log who gives presents in a unique way, and the creation of Scarlet's own new adorable character!  These stories will surely inspire you to possibly do more research and wow your family of choice this season with these incredibly weird tales.  Enjoy and have a bangin' holiday!

    Episode 98: Hex Rated Episode 98 - Gifts: What Witches Want!

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 12, 2023 58:49


    Join your favorite witches on a tour through their favorite precious little thangs to give, and to receive!  They have ideas for you for really any budget.  Whether it's thrifting, creating, or patronizing one of your favorite witch or witch-adjacent owned shops, there are so many wonderful and meaningful items that the witches in your life love and need.  Have a wonderful Yule season and have fun with Scarlet and Blackbird's ideas - we bet it will inspire some of your own invention!

    Episode 97: Hex Rated Episode 97 - MEGA EPISODE! The Versus Series: Major Arcana - The "Bad" Cards

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 23, 2023 108:58


    Pack a lunch AND a dinner this week, witches!  Scarlet and Blackbird are ready to stop teasing you and bring you the BAD card episode!  The ladies discuss the Death card, the Devil, and the Tower cards in the Major Arcana.  Find out what each card REALLY means, and how the witches interpret these cards when they appear in a spread.  Learn some rad tarot history along the way!  

    Episode 96: Hex Rated Episode 96 - Blackbird's Death Cafe Experience

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 15, 2023 79:51


    Join Scarlet and Blackbird as they discuss Blackbird's recent virtual attendance at a death cafe held through Ritualcravt in Denver; another virtual space she has also been involved in called The Human Library; SOIL SCIENCE, Hockey Magic, and so so much more!  The witches are determined to make it to Episode 100 before the end of 2023, so stay tuned and join them for a great conversation that is sure to expand your mind!  

    Episode 95: Hex Rated Episode 95 - Card of Hands

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 7, 2023 82:43


    Welcome to your witches trying to catch up on all the many things they have been up to in the last few weeks during this brief hiatus!  Blackbird has a great deal of cooking magic to catch up on, as well as Halloween ritual goodness from both witches and some medical advancement excitement for Blackbird.  Join the ladies for a bit of Fall wonder-time, and random wheel of laughs and witchcraft in everyday activities.  

    Episode 94: Hex Rated Episode 94 - Lux Interior: A Dissertation on Suspiria, Both Versions

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 19, 2023 74:39


    WELCOME to Halloweentime, witches!  Scarlet and Blackbird are here with the seasonal flicks, and are finally ready to discuss one of their favorites - Argento's cult classic 1977 horror film Suspiria and the remake made in 2018.  Both of these movies have so much to offer, and the witches are ready to break it down.  Join them for a ride into a voluptuously dark tale in which directors give us shockingly magnificent color usage and absolutely creepy music.  Grab that popcorn and a blanket and prepare thyself!

    Episode 93: Hex Rated Episode 93 - The Reason for the Season

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 5, 2023 76:58


    Welp, if you are easily offended by rants and sarcasm, this may not be the episode for you.  Scarlet and Blackbird go on an epic internet journey of all things FALL-O-WEEN (you read that correctly) and check out the latest and greatest in Halloween decor that is for people who cannot or will not participate in the true spirit of Halloween.  It is an irreverent barrel of laughs that the witches fall into, and they want you to join them in the downward spiral that leads only to one place - a church parking lot trunk event, the scariest of all places.  Happy Spooky Season!

    Episode 92: Hex Rated Episode 92 - Spiritual Nausea

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 18, 2023 81:04


    Join the witches this week as Scarlet tells Blackbird all about the Headless Rite she performed.  Learn about the great goddess and force of Nuit (Nut) and all of her dominion!  As always, the witches bring their own flavor to rituals they create, and this is no exception.  Inspired by the class both the witches are currently taking through the Blackthorne School, Scarlet wrote this version of the rite that speaks more directly to her own brand of witchcraft.  Join us for all the fantastic surprises that happened during this ritual! 

    Episode 91: Hex Rated Episode 91 - Blackbird and Scarlet Write Some Rituals

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 13, 2023 67:53


    Darklings, this week your favorite goths are taking a bit of a break - but still remaining adjacent - to their travels in the Hail Hekate series being offered by The Blackthorne School and Jack Grayle.  They've written a ritual to a very powerful hypercosmic goddess together, and Blackbird has written and performed some baneful magic that she can't wait to share with you.  Learn about some ancient Egyptian deities, travel to faraway lands, hear some blood-curdling words of malevolence...this episode has it all!  Grab a sack full of olives and enjoy!

    Episode 90: Hex Rated Episode 90 - Hail Hekate Series, Part V

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 7, 2023 60:42


    This week, the witches share what they have learned about TRUE NAMES and MAGICAL VOICES!  This part of the lecture series offered by Jack Grayle and the Blackthorne School really has your living room/passenger seat friends thinking deeply about how they present themselves when working magic and how these lessons are relating to their own workings.  Listen and learn!  A surprise visit by Mr. Herman at the end, so stay tuned to hear his very own magical voice!  

    Episode 89: Hex Rated Episode 89 - Hail Hekate Series, Part IV

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 1, 2023 67:24


    Hey witches, your gothest friends are back at it again and are discussing more technologies of ancient sorcery used in late antiquity to compel the gods to do your bidding.  This one is a wide range of topics - we cover birds!  Boston!  90's dance music!  And yes, Hekate.  Learn how to make a strophalos!  Learn about what it does!  Join the witches as they continue their journey of the class given by Jack Grayle, author of The Hekataeon, through the Blackthorne School.  

    Episode 88: Hex rated Episode 88 - Hail Hekate Series, Part III

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 22, 2023 71:08


    We are diving deep into sorcerous devotion this week!  Blackbird and Scarlet continue their journey through the course being offered on Hekate by Jack Grayle through The Blackthorne School.  This week, the witches learn more epithets than they knew before, and learn how to prepare for magic working in the context of this series of classes.  It's a fun ride through late antiquity, and the witches are so glad you will join them!  

    Episode 87: Hex Rated Episode 87 - Hail Hekate Series, Part II

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 15, 2023 63:07


    The witches hope you are on board for this journey into the depths and heights of their' minds as they continue their discussion on the Forked Path Hekate series offered by the Blackthorne School.  In a dizzying display of esoteric shower thoughts, Blackbird reacts to her first taste of this lecture series, while Scarlet shares not only her takeaways but also her poetic interpretation skills.  It's a fun one, and the witches hope you have as much mind-blowing fun as they did!  

    Episode 86: Hex Rated Episode 86 - Hail Hekate Series, Part I

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 11, 2023 78:29


    Oh ho ho hohohohhho witches, have we got something for you in the coming weeks!  Scarlet and Blackbird are about to get schooled in all things Hekate.  Embark on this epic journey with the ladies as they dive into the excitement of a course offered by the Blackthorne School on Hekate by none other than the author of The Hekataeon, Jack Grayle.  The witches have discussed this book several times, but Scarlet signed up for the course first and wanted Blackbird's hot takes on everything she learned in the first of 13 weeks (spoiler alert - Blackbird signs up for the course immediately after recording this episode!)  Get ready for your mind to be expanded by at least 3 if not 18 times.  

    Episode 85: Hex Rated Episode 85 - Witches IRL NYC WTF Excitement

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 1, 2023 74:11


    Witches!!  Join Blackbird and Scarlet as they regale you with tales of their dark and witchy communion in The City That Never Sleeps!  They will take you on their journey to the Metropolitan Museum of Art, where they spent a great deal of time in the Egyptian Wing.  Also learn about a great restaurant that has a datura theme!  Not on the menu, but very delish.  It was a great time in a great city, if only for a day!  Join in and listen ASAP!  

    Episode 84: Hex Rated Episode 84 - Supreme Court Folderol

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 26, 2023 84:26


    Witches, the Supreme Court has been a Supreme pain in the last rulings.  We are here to break it down in our own special way, which is really to discuss the bare bones and hurl a lot of expletives.  We are talking about ideas for magic, ideas for practical combat, but fight we must against these laws - or the reversal of such - that are so harmful to so many.  Join us for dissenting dialogue and also, as a bonus, lotion recommendations.  Put on your black robes of justice and pull up a bench, and join us in our righteously vengeful wrath.  

    Episode 83: Hex Rated Episode 83 - The Versus Series: Datura vs. Henbane Part II: Henbane

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 18, 2023 58:20


    Get ready to learn about more spoooooky plants!  This week Blackbird goes in deep with henbane, the witch's favorite plant!  Long associated with flying, visions, necromancy and love magic, you are bound to learn a fact or two you may not already know.  Come sit in our deadly garden with us and enjoy the shade while the world is literally its hottest.  While you wait for a breeze, enjoy listening!

    Episode 82: Hex Rated Episode 82 - The Versus Series: Datura vs. Henbane Part I: Datura

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 10, 2023 76:05


    Witches, get ready for more baneful nightshade talk!  Can one ever get enough?  Learn all about how to spot datura in the wild, how to avoid getting poisoned, and how to work with this amazing plant magically!  Even though datura is considered a "noxious weed", witches know the truth about how useful the properties of this plant are, whether you work with the actual plant or this spirit of it.  Gather 'round for our summer plant series!  

    Episode 81: Hex Rated Episode 81 - The Versus Series: Dandelion vs. Henbit

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 26, 2023 68:12


    Witches, just go outside and look around - so many things we call weeds are really magical, useful plant friends that are humbly waiting for you to discover them.  This week, Blackbird and Scarlet introduce you to two very common "weeds" you are sure to come across, and break it down for you to find out what dandelion and henbit are all about.  If you live somewhere that does not resemble a sauna currently, go outside and take a look!  Magic is truly everywhere, especially under your feet.  

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