Howzat For A Laugh?!

Oh yes we are just one sleep away from the first cherry being plucked in the English cricket season and boy is this an excited pod... In this episode we make clairvoyant claims as Whitto predicts the fortunes of the counties in Division One. With a bit of help from local bands this is dynamite! Plus a Jedi Master pops by and offers his thoughts... Listen to this pod you should. Understand it you will not. Laugh you may. The force is strong with this one. And be sure to follow our Twitter page for satirical updates throughout the season.

Here to tug on your heartstrings is the latest funny cricket podcast! Two weeks without a show must have you gagging for cricket satire... (or at least that's what Whitto tells himself!) In this episode, one stern mother, two male cads and a charity appeal. Plus we hear a Churchillian speech by the new captain of Durham cricket. A cricketer in need is a cricketer indeed! Oh and if you're looking for the best deals on cricketing books, kits and merch check out www.cricshop.com - our new batting partners.  

Order, order! Your funny cricket podcast has the floor, hoping to be a tad more popular than the government right now. For in these troubled times, how else can you smile? In this episode, Bono, Darth Vader and many politicians. We reveal our lessons learned from England's winter tour, through the guise of some superb songs. Plus take a peek inside parliament as a fiery debate rages... Cricket means cricket!  

Today we answer some BIG questions, cutting to the very core of our universe, time and space... Or we pretend to do an interview with Prof Brian Cox and discuss seagull poop at Lord's! In this episode, a rumble tummy, nicknames and Darlington. Plus we hear a conversation between our Geoff and new Yorkshire recruit Duanne Olivier. Out of all the cricket podcasts in our galaxy, you chose this one. Bad luck mate!

There's a rare treat on the podcast this week. Your hitherto unknown Producer gets so sick of Whitto rambling on about Keaton Jennings that he takes over! In this episode, Queen Vic, WKD and cricket landmarks. Plus with the Oscars on Sunday we thought it would be fun to create a CricOscars to make the past week of cricket appear interesting... Your films to choose from: Braveheart, Pirates of the Caribbean and Butch Cassidy & the Sundance Kid. It'll make a bit of sense when you listen... Hopefully!

A Valentine's Day special! If you're lonely tonight, who cares? You can do without wet kisses and flowers, for you have something hotter. OUR. FUNNY. CRICKET. PODCAST. The only way to pleasure yourself on Valentine's Day. (Not sure that tagline will catch on!) In this episode, break up's, murders and sex. Plus a return of the much loved show, 'Blind Date' as Whitto hopes to find an opener who is committed to England! Sent with love from us at HFAL HQ. Even if it's unrequited...    

Tell us how does it feel to be a suffering England fan? A series loss in the Caribbean and nothing to show except your bronzed chest. We apply the sun lotion and cover up the 10 wicket defeat... In this episode, sinkhole puns, painful speeches and spicy advice. Plus we present a new SATIRICAL SONG! Get ready to drown out Whitto's warbling by singing along. The only cricket podcast which utterly ruins our beautiful sport! 

Dry Jan is over which means it's time to get sloshed on a BRAND NEW series of your favourite cricket podcast! After a month out Cap'n Whitto is ready to set sail on a sea of satire. In this episode, soft toys, seasickness and a sexy octopus. We join England in the Caribbean where things aren't as jolly as they first appear... Plus make so many pirate puns you'll want to visit Davy Jones in his locker! Savvy?

We've reached our half century and final show of 2018. As such Whitto has created highlights from the past year of the pod.  Reminisce with the help of some silly satire. From the 'Golden Bail Awards' and '12 Days of Crickmas' to sketches featuring Attenborough, Sugar, Vaughan and Boycott, delve into the stocking! 2018 has been a rollercoaster year for this podcast, cricket and Britain. But all the while we've been screaming with laughter! Our bat is raised to you in the pavillion. Enjoy.

All aboard the good ship 'Howzat!' In this episode, builders, babies and (ice)bergs. With India travelling Down Under we hear from some men at work and peek inside Joe Root's Christmas stocking... Which may include a deleted scene from a certain disaster movie featuring a ship! Are we unsinkable? (At least we can cling onto a bleeding piece of wood, Jack!)

GET ME OUT OF HERE! Is precisely what you'll be screaming as you listen to this weeks satirical cricket pod... In this episode, pirates, politicians and pricks. With England wrapping up their first series win in Sri Lanka this century we analyse where it all went right for skipper Root. Including a very special trip to the jungle, where Dec and Holly reveal which campmates love a bit of cricket! YOU DO NOT WANT TO MISS IT...   

Bismillah no! Whitto will not let you go... He'll never let you go until you've listened to this weeks cricket pod. In this episode, bicycle racing, falling hammers and breaking free. High after viewing the epic Queen biopic we're here to present a mish mash of a show, where anything goes. From England's 1st Test in Sri Lanka, to New Zealand domestic glory, come along for a night at the cricket ground. Cricket, what's new? Someone still loves you!

Did you miss us? Actually don't answer that! Needless to say after a week's absence Whitto is foaming funny at the mouth... In this episode, clock changes, a sorry Aussie and the elephant man. We discuss how wet England are in Sri Lanka and look ahead to the First Test at Galle. Plus stand and acclaim Whitto's award winning poem he penned at the age of 9... The funniest cricket podcast out there. YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!

Still raining in Sri Lanka ain't it? Despite this, Whitto serves up a haunted house of goodies. Thrills, spills and laughter so hard it kills! In this episode, a hot Ford Fiesta, limpets and one sexy anniversary. We defend the ECB's decision to tour during the monsoon season, whilst revealing what party piece our host used to play at house parties. Plus a traumatising few minutes as the Beast doth return from beyond the veil...  Scaredy cats beware! Dive into your cricket funny for the week.

We're relaxing on a desert island this week. Lose yourself as the waves gently lap across the shore. You're at peace. Calm. Tranquil. Until that is Whitto wakes you up to reality! TalkSport are commentating on England matches abroad; not a pretty picture. In this episode, a weather report, sore meatballs and the Strictly curse. Plus learn about monsoon's and which Aussie players has finally listened to Uncle Bryn's advice. Tae time out of your hectic week and laugh along...  

Thought we wouldn't be able to survive the end of the English cricket season? Well think again, dear listener! In this episode, epic poems, smelly tablets and dancing PM's. Plus with the return of Lord Sugar last night, we take a peek inside the boardroom as he picks which County Champ Division Two sides are fired.  Two are hired and become his business partners... Our fun way of rounding up the County season! The podcast which would be laughed out the boardroom...

Bow your heads and sob. The 2018 season is officially over. As such Whitto is in a particularly crazy mood... In this episode, moany men, fanfares and her Majesty. Plus we wrap up the county champ... by attempting a rap. Oh and there's the small matter of the annual report by chairmen at Buckingham Palace. Which features some of the best accents you'll hear. Or worst, if you want your ears to bleed! We are worth a listen.

A podcast dedicated to England's legendary Head Chef!  Yes, in an unprecedented show, we chat everything Alastair Cook. In this episode, a drunken farmer, one bitter South African and many tasty cookies. Whitto creates the ultimate, sumptuous MasterChef meal, seeking to impress Greg Wallace and John Torode!  Can he rise to the occasion and offer the ultimate homage to Cook? Whet your taste buds, grab a tissue and find out!

Prepare for an emotional show. For whoever writes Alastair Cook's script deserves an Oscar. Head Chef bowed out with a glorious 147 in England's last test of the summer. We are in pieces. In this episode, one cheesy cake, many Disney tunes and a Beastly song. Jimmy Anderson overtakes Glenn McGrath to become the greatest fast bowler ever! We pay homage. Plus the 'Golden Bail Awards' for England. Be our guest and sob along with our songs... Dreams really do come true! 

Cricket is a glorious sport isn't it? This week the quality on offer has been enough to raise the dead! Just a shame we're here to murder them with laughter... In this episode, one Sith Lord, an unstuck leech and Sweeney Todd. England triumph over India at The Ageas Bowl, clinching the series. And Whitto celebrates with Root and his merry men... before offering words of warning. Plus a retiring chef and the rosiest end to a county match! Find all previous 'Howzat For A Laugh?!' episodes on your podcast host... Here to make you love cricket!

Recorded during the first days play of the fourth test, this pod quickly gets out of date... Mind you the last time The Ageas Bowl hosted a test was back in 2014, hence we travel back in time. In this episode, dancing sharks, crystal balls and dead ringers. Plus Whitto dials up his old mate Joseph Root for a quick chatter... You'll never see 2018 in a more different light. Confused?  It'll make sense eventually...  

England were full of butter fingers in the 3rd Test against India... Trying to keep a lid on his emotions, Whitto reviews the nightmarish performance. In this episode, the Wild West, a shock inclusion and sparkly sequins. Strictly Come Dancing line up was announced this week. Thanks to Swanny, there may be some dancing in the show! Plus where's the lamb sauce?!  Another hilarious pod for you this week... Spread the word my friends!

Can a fellow be podcaster all his life? Well Whitto is certainly giving it a warbling effort! A complete rollercoaster of a show for you today... In this episode, one free man, a West End star and classic Steve. We take a look back at Lords through rain tinted specs. Plus Robbie, Monty Python, a drunk Cook and Bill & Ben! Oh and a bit of serious Stokes chat. You'll scream with laughter... Download and subscribe today.

We've got an offer you can't refuse... A blockbuster of a podcast streamed right to you, just before the Second Test begins! In this episode, the new Pope, a blonde quiff and one cheeky limerick... Hear a recap of Edgbaston, the T20 Blast and of course a preview of Lords!  We love the smell of laughter in the morning... Have a listen. Go ahead, make our day.

We all love cricket don't we? Especially on a day which has seen some scintillating test match cricket. Stokes on fire, Curran announcing himself and Kohli batting supreme.  In this episode, two angry Yorkshiremen, a Radio 1 countdown and one limp flag... Plus Whitto recreates an iconic Python sketch with devastating results! With it being England's 1000th Test Match we also hear 5 of the greatest matches.  This is one heck of a show! Stick your neck out and get impaled on the love arrow.

They say absence makes the heart grow stronger... Hello? Have you even noticed your cricket pod hasn't been around for two weeks? Well we're back with a bang. Whitto reveals where he's been and plays some crucial recorded evidence of the ECB's meeting about 'The 100.'  In this episode, soggy bottoms, a flossing giraffe and Brexit explained. Plus the 'Incredible' news of Adil Rashid's return... All sorts of treats for you this week and over on www.howzatforalaugh.com. You'll never go hungry again!

Everybody is chatting about one thing right now. The footy. The immortal phrase, 'It's Coming Home' is everywhere right now. Even in this weeks pod. In this episode, one naked rain dance, a false loss of virginity and many jokes about teeth. Plus Whitto present his '5 Handy Tips' on the T20 Vitality Blast! N.B. You may not agree with all of them. The podcast which has been compared to marmite. Everyone loves us!

Excitingly we have an eye witness account of the final ODI between England and Australia. Yes, Whitto was there with his scorecard, being the weirdo we all wish we didn't know... In this episode, an exploding volcano, some Morris dancers and the Essex Elvis. Plus some drunken conversations all about men's genitals. Another treat of a pod, poured with ice for you to enjoy in this heatwave!  Check out the website for more satirical articles... 

There were many records broken this week! Not least, Whitto's ability to present the first ever pod which contained 85% positivity.  In this episode, a drunk quizmaster, one tearful poem and BDSM. England men and women are Guinness World Record holders, unlike your host who struggles to hold down his Guinness.  Listen, laugh a little and pass on the word to your mates! Or nemesis if you really want them to suffer. I've got you and you've got me so...? 

The greatest show on earth starts this week. Afghanistan versus India! Only kidding we know you're all about that football but why not stick us on instead of ITV's abysmal commentary.  In this episode, boxing kangaroos, the spy who loved you and a Scottish rebel... Plus David Attenborough's attempts to save an endangered snake. All on the podcast which never mentions footy.  Alright maybe we mention it once... I'll have a hilarious pod, shaken, not stirred.   

Who is the fairest of them all? Well this week it's baby faced Stuart Broad who led England's rejuvenation against Pakistan.  Whitto has a trio of interviews with Broad as he responds to Vaughan's comments... and we're not sure they're mates anymore! Somebody who is our mate is good old Huw Edwards who delivers a match report in the worst accent you'll ever hear. Also in this episode, Love Island wannabe's, Spandau Ballet and Neil from 'The Inbetweeners.'  Whitto's broken a mirror so bad luck, you've got 7 years of this!  

You know that bloke Aesop? No, use neither. Hence why Whitto has completely made up something called a 'fable' in this week's show! Unsurprisingly it's aimed at the England team after their disgraceful performance against Pakistan. We've given them some simple lessons in how to play test match cricket... In this episode, alien spectators, naughty monks and an impatient carpenter... England have embarrassed all of us this week. Whitto just embarasses himself!  Don't forget to subscribe, tell your mates and check out our website!  

As the first peals of the Lord's bell begin, we have a brimful preview show for you of England v Pakistan. That is until England collapsed to 184 all out. Now we look a bit silly... Never mind though it just means this week you can laugh AT Whitto rather than with him!  In this episode, an angry game of Top Trumps, one catchy song and gut fattening sausage rolls... Plus hear Whitto attempt exercise & adios buddy to AB.  Find us on twitter @HowzatForALaugh for England updates & check out the website for match reports. 

Bet Disney didn't think a lonely guy, recording under his duvet, would attempt a pun on an already punned up title. But he did!  With the England squad announced Whitto analyses it with all the patience of a kid at a T20 game. In this episode, Prince Harry's addiction, a money grabbing butler and combine harvesters...  Plus we hear Dom Bess and his missus arguing in IKEA!* Not to be missed. I mean really, it's purrfect.    *Might be a suspect Somerset accent.

Top of the morning/ afternoon/ evening! Wherever you are it's a tip top, leprechaun chasing time to be an Irish cricket fan. They host their inaugural test match this Friday against Pakistan and, in true 'Howzat' style we explore the Emerald Isle's story. In this episode, a Scandinavian doppelganger, cooking shrimps on the barbie and Bieber's biggest Belieber.  Plus we hear what Winston Churchill made of cricket... It's the podcast which keeps on getting funnier!*   *Not 100% guaranteed.   

You know those late night calls you make to an ex after one too many Smirnoff Ice's? Well this week Whitto imagines who Andrew Strauss would call. And no, it ain't KP. Also in this episode, the top attraction in Northampton, a helpless boxer and why we all need help! Plus Whitto does such a good job hosting the inaugural County Cricket Fashion Show, that Tyra Banks signs him up as a judge on 'America's Next Top Model.' We knew our boy would go far! Check out our brand new website for exclusive content, www.howzatforalaugh.com and get in touch if you fancy writing about the lighter side of cricket.   

All hail St Andrew. No, not the one in Scotland. This week we eulogise over the ex-England opener, Andrew Strauss. And his massive brain... Full of straw. Yep Whitto might not be too keen on 'The 100.'  In this episode, a deadly sniper, the new series of W1A and a bunch of clowns... Plus analogies your mother may not approve of and a 'sensible' run down of the county cricket results. Find us on our brand spanking new website, https://howzatforalaugh.com/ with some equally witty articles. If you fancy a go at writing some light hearted cricket analysis then please DM us on twitter, @HowzatForALaugh! 

With a heatwave prompting topless scenes nobody wants to see and the sound of wickets clattering, summer is finally here! And by summer we do mean four days of sun, before the rains return... That's just enough time to hear all about the first round of county cricket. In this episode, Katy Perry's biggest fan, a bum pecking eagle and the new host of University Challenge... Plus Whitto gets shirty with Talksport. Watch out for some exciting news we have for you next week! 

After a weeks absence YOUR cricket pod is back, with a final look at England's eternal winter and a countdown to the County Championship. In this episode, one hungry lion, the real Benjamin Button and a naughty triple chocolate cookie... Don that waterproof jacket and get ready for the 2018 Specsavers County Championship! Find us on twitter, @HowzatForALaugh for Whitto's predictions. 

In possibly the most controversial week in cricket EVER, Whitto goes behind the scenes of the Australian ball tampering circus.  Asking all the big questions; Why did they cheat? Was it sticky tape or sandpaper? How raw is Cameron Bancroft's willy?  All is revealed. With as much front as Bancroft's trousers, we brazenly offer the truth on what happened.  You'll need to sandpaper those raw cheeks after all the laughs included, or if you're an Aussie to wipe away those tears... Oh come on, howzat for a laugh?  

Enter the rather disturbing head of Whitto as he lets you inside one of his nightmares... In this episode, the most tearful movie moment ever, a wilting Scottish flower and the Black Death. Plus dissecting THAT England batting collapse as Test cricket returns (great).  You won't be able to sleep again. We really are scarily good... about as scarily good as England are right now!  Find us on @HowzatForALaugh and subscribe for future shows. 

The cricket world is rocked by a courtroom scandal in this week's show as Whitto unearths the truth behind the Rabada Affair... Also in this episode, the whitest teeth you'll ever see, a worrying addiction to sausage rolls and a rather sensitive Australian.  Plus the end of England's ODI series and their return to 'proper' cricket!  All this and more crazy cricket calamities on YOUR cricket pod! 

Well part of the show isn't anyway. As for the rest of it... yeah there may be some cricket included! In this episode, one diehard Abba fan, a drugged up postman and a farmyard animal who makes Babe look exciting... Plus we exclusively reveal the real reason behind that Warner and De Kock 'fight' which got several people talking. Find us on twitter @HowzatForALaugh for more mind-numbing chatter!

With panic on the streets of Britain due to Arctic conditions, this week we whisk you off to warmer climes... Although there may be the odd snow joke or ten! In this episode, hysteric front pages, a fat bloke with his top off and a failing maths student... All on the only podcast giving a full toss about cricket!  Hide under the duvet and listen up...

Forget the Brits, Stormzy and Jack Whitehall. Whitto is your host and he wants YOU to pick the greatest cricket song ever!  In this episode, one rapping ex-spinner, two tickets to a dreadlock holiday and a teary phone call... This is your interactive podcast giving a full toss about cricket. Find us on twitter @HowzatForALaugh to register your vote! Voting closes sometime on Friday.*   *Terms and conditions apply etc. If you fancy donating to my fund PM me.  

We're Winter Olympic crazy this week, in quite possibly the sexiest podcast yet. In this episode, the location of the Holy Grail, a bloke struggling to get his leg over and the lethal sport of curling... Plus a neurotic detective and literally cheesy gags! Your cricket (Winter Olympic) podcast! 

Sliding into your ears like an unwanted slug your weekly cricket chat is here. In this episode, one sole shark survivor, the dashing Mr Darcy and a moment of shocking Eureka! Who needs scientists when you have Whitto to guide you through how to cope with climate change? Everyone. We all need them. Subscribe, leave a review and pass on the good news!  #SoggySports 

Roll up, roll up for your new cricket show, entirely free! Unlike the cash splashed in the IPL this week. You'll have dollar signs in your eyes after hearing this week's show... In this episode, the man with no mates, how to defend yourself against the banana and there's a troll in the dungeons! The podcast that's always funny!*     *1 out of 2 people agreed.

Your weekly podcast giving a full toss about cricket! In this episode, a kid lost in Willy Wonka's chocolate factory, a lady showing up the boys and the intrepid bald headed astronaut.  That plus an ode to Anya Shrubsole and those who run the world... Subscribe and find us on social media for your weekly fix.

Huzza the curse is finally lifted, England have beaten Australia!  In this episode, several Duran Duran wannabe's, one returning sheep farmer and the bloke with some seriously embarrassing skid marks. All that plus a look at some controversial dismissals, on YOUR cricket podcast! #BringVinceHome  

As the sun sets on yet another Ashes Down Under defeat for the England lads we review the 'contest' of the past six weeks and offer some 'helpful' suggestions on where to improve... In this episode, solving tough maths equations, a lion who claims he's a monkey's uncle and our 'Golden Bails' awards for the England team! There's tears and laughter aplenty. Find us on Facebook & Twitter too for extra content!