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Join Burnie Burns and Ashley Burns every weekday for a coffee-fueled morning ritual, chatting about what's happening in our world.

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    • Jun 26, 2026 LATEST EPISODE
    • weekdays NEW EPISODES
    • 26m AVG DURATION
    • 648 EPISODES

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    The Morning Somewhere podcast is a must-listen for fans of Burnie Burns and Ashley Jenkins who have missed their presence in the podcasting world. As a long-time listener of the Rooster Teeth Podcast, I was saddened when Burnie left and missed hearing his rants and humor on a weekly basis. However, this new podcast has been an absolute delight to listen to.

    One of the best aspects of The Morning Somewhere is that it offers bite-sized episodes that are perfect for a quick commute or lunch break. Each episode lasts between 20 to 30 minutes, making it easily digestible and accessible for listeners with busy schedules. Despite the shorter runtime, Burnie and Ashley have not lost their touch. They are just as funny, engaging, and grateful to their audience as they have always been.

    The dynamic between Burnie and Ashley is incredible. Their wit and banter make for entertaining discussions on various topics ranging from current events to lifestyle and entertainment/media/video games. They don't take themselves too seriously, which adds to the overall comedic charm of the show.

    However, one drawback of The Morning Somewhere podcast is that some may find it hit or miss since it primarily consists of two people talking about whatever they want each episode. While Burnie's hosting skills are fantastic, there may be times when the conversations feel a bit forced or lacking in direction. Nonetheless, this is only a minor issue compared to the overall quality of the show.

    In conclusion, The Morning Somewhere podcast is a welcome return for those who have missed Burnie Burns and Ashley Jenkins in the podcasting world. It offers a perfect balance of humor, information, and entertainment in its brief episodes that can easily fit into any morning routine. Whether you're a fan of their previous work or new to their content, I highly recommend giving this podcast a listen. It's sure to bring a smile to your face and start your day off right.



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    2026.06.26: Soccer Is Pretty Good

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 26, 2026 22:24


    Burnie and Ashley discuss the World Cup, pity pass, King Charles' taxes, rich people startegies, royal gamertags, hardware prices go up, and group play comes to an end.

    2026.06.25: Soccer Is An Awful Sport

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 25, 2026 25:30


    Burnie and Ashley discuss soccer, per capita wins, novice advice, GTA VI prices, multi floppies, Venezuelan earthquake, and adjust GTA prices for inflation.

    2026.06.24: Egg Baby

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 24, 2026 34:00


    Burnie and Ashley discuss Finishing School, trampolines, analyzing our own biases, EU political activism, English soccer optimism, Scottish realism, TexMex hopium, Edinburgh hot salsa, and BBQ hopes.

    2026.06.23: Pre-Hoarder

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 23, 2026 35:52


    Burnie and Ashley discuss Pentagon, Quincillions, eye of newt, small plates, reagants, gaming values, Steam machine pricing, pre-ordering physical goods, max decibels, and Euro heat waves.

    2026.06.22: We Are Go For Pokemon

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 22, 2026 28:01


    Burnie and Ashley discuss AI language changes, Heathers, portrait format mode, unUSB, Pan & Scan, Heat, World War Z The Movie The Game, Pokemon Go military data, news archaeology, and being in Billie Eilish's Close Friends group.

    2026.06.19: Rooting For A Tie

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 19, 2026 20:52


    Burnie and Ashley discuss Father's Day, World Cup, Iran peace deal, DCC greenlight, Seth MacFarlane live action, Orville, teh Rocky curse, Scottish traffic cones, new voicemail solution, and the unending stress of the check engine light.

    2026.06.18: Dry Run

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 18, 2026 29:59


    Burnie and Ashley discuss the Scottish invasion on Boston, craft beers, Corona, Alaskan saw mill, the resin movement, chugging ranch in the security line, biscuits and gravy, legal haggis, and bringing the world together.

    2026.06.17: LASOed

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 17, 2026 29:21


    Burnie and Ashley discuss Halo Campaign Evolved, Achievements, LASO, the history of Sony standards, and Supergirl projections.

    2026.06.16: Polyavarice

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 16, 2026 26:04


    Burnie and Ashley discuss SpaceX gains, Polymarket bets, World Cup, Roku acquisition, Burnie's weird Roku moment, unpacking American war axioms, and a B-52 crashes in 2026.

    2026.06.15: The C Stands For sCotland

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 15, 2026 29:51


    Burnie and Ashley discuss the sports weekned, NBA Finals, NHL Stanley Cup Finals, Shakira, Not Levi's Stadium, UK Social Media Ban, Iranian Peace Deal Take 12, and fighting on The White House lawn.

    2026.06.12: The Protein Wars

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 12, 2026 35:34


    Burnie and Ashley discuss commitment, voice acting, confidence, stretching, The Protein Wars, He-man's weak performance, late night sports this weekend, SpaceX goes public, the world's first trillionaire, and uploading L's.

    2026.06.11: Feral Child Lunch

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 11, 2026 30:13


    Burnie and Ashley discuss Disclosure Day, dollar cinemas, feral children eating habits, pot pies, mini-bikes, couple dynamics, remembering big dates, and paying the subscription fee for every single thing.

    2026.06.10: The Engine Is Life

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 10, 2026 27:40


    Burnie and Ashley discuss the Great SpaceX IPO, the dotcom bubble, Stephen Speilberg, custom popcorn buckets, European silverware, Nintendo Direct, overboard rules, and faking it until the funding runs out.

    2026.06.09: That Clear Aesthetic

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 9, 2026 27:16


    Burnie and Ashley discuss Halo corrections, the clear plastic movement, PAL world, Knicks/Spurs, Joycons go to court, Apple WWDC, Pratt out, Screw Worms, and the Nintendo Direct.

    2026.06.08: Star Warts

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 8, 2026 31:22


    Burnie and Ashley discuss YouTube at the box office, Gameoverse, Clone Wars, Sidemen, Xbox showcase, Halo drop, clear Xboxes, variant controllers, Persona 6, Gears of War, Alien Isolation, and collective memories.

    2026.06.05: Just Too Much

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 5, 2026 19:06


    Burnie and Ashley discuss overencumbrance, fast travel, toddler hoarding, Switch 2 sales, console exclusivity, Summer Games Fest, Halo Campaign Evolved, SpaceX, Bitcoin, and the biggest everything of all time.

    2026.06.04: Ashley Burns, Swordsell

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 4, 2026 28:58


    Burnie and Ashley discuss date pronunciation, cold defense, puffer fish dynmics, mall jobs, Dead Rising meets real mall stores, specialty stores, and respecting other's choices.

    2026.06.03: Singled Out

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 3, 2026 31:10


    Burnie and Ashley discuss Playstation State of Play, Laufey, Wolverine, working at the mall, Prince of Persia, big movie June, Masters of the Universe, Stargate, Scottish BBQ, and the mythical beast has finally been found.

    2026.06.02: Now Just The Worse Case Scenario

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 2, 2026 34:28


    Burnie and Ashley discuss Game of Thrones, climate change changes, Ben McSweeney, Animated RvB, not being first, SpaceX IPO rules, Duolingo resurrects old streaks, and the many forms of the RT logo.

    2026.06.01: Killing At The Box Office

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 1, 2026 24:08


    Burnie and Ashley discuss the weekend Sponsor Chat, bluetooth plane drama, Obsession, Backrooms, indie horror dominance, not naming your kid after Superman, population cap in switzerland, and working on our opera.

    2026.05.29: The Good Kind of Vampire

    Play Episode Listen Later May 29, 2026 35:21


    Burnie and Ashley discuss YMH Studios, Colton Dunn, Adam Ray, Subnautica 2 updates, World War Z, Kara Eberle, Jenn Hassin, Disclosure Day, Brendan Frasier workouts, and the good kind of vampire.

    2026.05.28: Excel Senior

    Play Episode Listen Later May 28, 2026 30:36


    Burnie and Ashley discuss Steam Deck, Existential Horror Technology, Stan Lee resurrected, YOU ARE A BRAIN IN A TANK WAKE UP, toddler sports day, Lego City Skylines, Minecraft vs Lego Worlds, and the Champion mindset.

    2026.05.27: Bottoms Up And The Devil Laughs

    Play Episode Listen Later May 27, 2026 30:59


    Burnie and Ashley discuss indistinguishable satire, Energy Drink Satanism, Gwen of VHS Dates, Fast and the Furious, Final Destination, Goth, Emo, Alt, Flannel, Spotify's rollback, and South Korea's Starbuck atrocity.

    2026.05.26: Daylight Saved

    Play Episode Listen Later May 26, 2026 35:07


    Burnie and Ashley discuss broken voices, nodules, energy drink, bottled water, Reality Bites, Spaceballs, daylight savings, carpal tunnels, and asymmetric circumcisions. WARNING: We think the mixer might be dying. You may hear some pops.

    2026.05.25: Enhanced Podcasting

    Play Episode Listen Later May 25, 2026 22:49


    Burnie and Ashley discuss favorite undeveloped franchises, Elfquest, Dragonriders of Pern, the Enhanced Games, Mandalorian and Grogu, living spoiler free, and doing it live.

    2026.05.26: Tripling Down

    Play Episode Listen Later May 22, 2026 29:54


    Burnie and Ashley Stephen Colbert, Sir Peter Jackson, new Lord of the Rings, Plex triples lifetime subscription, British adjectives, Last Ship Standing, and the end of Destiny 2.

    2026.05.21: Barnes & Noble & Dalton & Claude

    Play Episode Listen Later May 21, 2026 28:10


    Burnie and Ashley discuss the intro, Barnes & Noble makes a horrible change, the AI slippery slope, making Human Slop a thing, creative bankruptcy, book editors, giving notes, taking notes, Paramount credit rating, and pushing back via prose.

    2026.05.20: The Predictability Paradox

    Play Episode Listen Later May 20, 2026 23:29


    Burnie and Ashley discuss The Boys ending, but first: cave diving accidents, looking to the helpers, Immersion Shark Week, the predicability paradox, and our most memorable narrative endings.

    2026.05.19: Influencer Fatigue

    Play Episode Listen Later May 19, 2026 24:34


    Burnie and Ashley discuss influencer fatigue, influencer licensing, America's latest mass shootings, Trump's 1.8B tax fund, Cannes updates, Supermodel certification, ventriloquism, and Sunlight.

    2026.05.18: Deal Gets Worse All The Time

    Play Episode Listen Later May 18, 2026 28:41


    Burnie and Ashley discuss resuming war, UAE nuclear attack, cat drones, recipes, music licensing, Drew Carey, The Boys finale, Eurovision, when quitting becomes a boycott, Scottish Premiership, Subnautica's bonus deal breakdown, and waiting for Later Access.

    2025.05.15: Hadoukened When I Should Have Shoryukened

    Play Episode Listen Later May 15, 2026 35:17


    Burnie and Ashley discuss Subnautica 2, Steam numbers, call of the void, Spotify update, Audible update, update to Princeton, update to Fed Chair, Hantavirus at the Pub, and listener voicemails.

    2026.05.14: SATs ACTs & GPAs

    Play Episode Listen Later May 14, 2026 37:31


    Burnie and Ashley discuss animal sense, SATs, ACTs, GPAs, Mush's diet, US reading recession, Red Rising, modern Harry Potters, Dungeon Crawler Carl, Matt Dinniman, cat fall dynamics, WhatsApp AI Incognito, Instgram nudie detection, and the Hive Mind Wars.

    2026.05.13: An Independent Fort Worth

    Play Episode Listen Later May 13, 2026 35:34


    Burnie and Ashley discuss DCC8, Subnautica 2, Early Access, japanimations vs anime, personal mechs, crowdfunding the future, Waymo recall, San Antonio, Fort Worth, America Gold Phones, Subnautica 2 removes their publisher, and cow workouts.

    2026.05.12: Irish Maligned

    Play Episode Listen Later May 12, 2026 31:17


    Burnie and Ashley discuss Irish Goodbyes, wedding farewells, gaming injuries, kids bypassing age verification, moustache fingers, Denver airport accident, stadiums in US vs the EU, airport drop off fees, Wordle on TV, DCC 8, and Subnautica 2.

    2026.05.11: Never Say Goodbye bye bye

    Play Episode Listen Later May 11, 2026 38:07


    Burnie and Ashley discuss music clarificatons, British goodbyes, finding streaming dates, annoying tech obfuscation, Project Hail Mary streaming dates, Hantavirus, Outbreak, Star Wars sequel indifference, and the biggest event no one is talking about.

    2026.05.08: Inspiring No Names

    Play Episode Listen Later May 8, 2026 30:23


    Burnie and Ashley discuss Civilization VII, videogame auteurs, Daikatana, Sim City, King of the Kill, most influential games no one plays, Slay The Spire, Hantavirus info, and public health exhaustion post-COVID.

    2026.05.07: German Guy Gets It Done

    Play Episode Listen Later May 7, 2026 32:03


    Burnie and Ashley discuss robot lounger etiquette, Oregon Trail 2026, reserving parking spaces, accepting the unacceptable, Sunbautica 2, GTA VI, ultra-hype, and Coyote vs Acme.

    2026.05.06: Not Financial Advice

    Play Episode Listen Later May 6, 2026 26:34


    Burnie and Ashley discuss serving concern, UK vs US POS habits, debit cards, credit cards, and getting the full financial picture.

    2026.05.05: Pam Ruins Everything

    Play Episode Listen Later May 5, 2026 35:12


    Burnie and Ashley discuss free drinks, voicemails, early lessons, The Prisoner Problem, Steam Controllers, scalpers, weird product promotions, finding the loophole, and minding our own business.

    2026.05.04: The Free Refills Era

    Play Episode Listen Later May 4, 2026 41:36


    Burnie and Ashley don't discuss Star Wars, do discuss Spirit Airlines shutting down, Hantavirus, Gamestop bids on eBay, Jeeves resigns, Free Refills on warning, Three Body Problem only gets 2.5 Bodies, Project Hail Mary vs The Martian, and the Spider Noir trailer.

    2026.05.01: For Whom The Barnacle Dongs

    Play Episode Listen Later May 1, 2026 33:26


    Burnie and Ashley discussGregor's impact, Leap Day freebies, Atomfall, BBC shows, derp face, Xbox hope, big screen, 360 faceplates, birthdays, and the Add To Cart day approaches.

    2026.04.30: Leaving No Trace

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 30, 2026 30:19


    Burnie and Ashley discuss neatness etiquette, hotel routines, a-hole culture, SIM walkie talkies, voicemails, someone else is working on it, and Supreme Court redistricting rules.

    2026.04.29: Splitting Gs

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 29, 2026 37:10


    Burnie and Ashley return from day off to discuss trip to Ireland, cheat day, the new Steam controller, Hades, controller pickiness, Playstation DRM, Burnie's Guinness run, Splitting The G, and droning by wire.

    2026.04.27: Good Run All Around

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 27, 2026 29:07


    Burnie and Ashley discuss 700 episodes of Morning Somewhere, unique titles, Gen V cancellation, new spin-offs, world building, easy pivots, Super Troopers 3, Broken Lizard, the WHCD attack, bizarre times, marathon records, robots horning in, and our day off tomorrow.

    2026.04.24: Roar Shark Test

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 24, 2026 38:24


    Burnie and Ashley discuss wall phones, phone colors, Escape From New York, Kurt Russell, tasting Houston, UK generational smoking ban, Bad News Bears, Bone Temple, stacked casts, Leif Garrett, The Pitt, and phones ringing both ways.

    2026.04.23: Reference Nudes

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 23, 2026 35:15


    Burnie and Ashley discuss taking photos, social media names, Anthropic Mythos leak, biggest tech heist, deleting the group chat, YouTube deepfake tools, reference nudes, the Metallic precedent, Spring logo, what a trillion dollars buys, Doordash economy, and the Breakfast Club keeping it together.

    2026.04.22: The World Share

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 22, 2026 23:40


    Burnie and Ashley disucss Youtube, fight or flight, stubborn streaks, ceased ceasedfires, Prego joins the Big Brother club, gmail kid hack, and talking to the whole world at once.

    2026.04.21: Turtles All The Way Down

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 21, 2026 28:12


    Burnie and Ashley discuss unitless scales, weird animals, Bowser poll results, push to talk, wifi landlines, Tim Cook resignation, fluorescent iMacs, VW Beetles, our cute era, sticky nicknames, replaceable batteries, and contradictory CEOs.

    2026.04.20: Our Anti-Science Era

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 20, 2026 27:38


    Burnie and Ashley discuss Monty Pyhton, cease fire theter, anti-paleontology rhetoric, Richter units, Bowser heritage, arch support, BAFTA games, Expedition 33, Atomfall, and the Windscale nuclear disaster.

    2026.04.17: Always Chasing Life

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 17, 2026 27:30


    Burnie and Ashley discuss apologies for yesterday, running the gauntlet, Allbirds follow up, Europe six weeks of jet fuel left, Ticketmaster monopoly judgements, Disney severance packages, and the Pentagon recites Tarantino.

    2026.04.16: Theater of War

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 16, 2026 26:21


    Burnie and Ashley discuss Allbirds, the pivot to AI, valuation unpacking, Avatar leaks, Marvel layoffs, Chinese soft blockades, Sierra Madre, cyanida fish, Tylenol, and the Unabomber.

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