Join Burnie Burns and Ashley Burns every weekday for a coffee-fueled morning ritual, chatting about what's happening in our world.
The Morning Somewhere podcast is a must-listen for fans of Burnie Burns and Ashley Jenkins who have missed their presence in the podcasting world. As a long-time listener of the Rooster Teeth Podcast, I was saddened when Burnie left and missed hearing his rants and humor on a weekly basis. However, this new podcast has been an absolute delight to listen to.
One of the best aspects of The Morning Somewhere is that it offers bite-sized episodes that are perfect for a quick commute or lunch break. Each episode lasts between 20 to 30 minutes, making it easily digestible and accessible for listeners with busy schedules. Despite the shorter runtime, Burnie and Ashley have not lost their touch. They are just as funny, engaging, and grateful to their audience as they have always been.
The dynamic between Burnie and Ashley is incredible. Their wit and banter make for entertaining discussions on various topics ranging from current events to lifestyle and entertainment/media/video games. They don't take themselves too seriously, which adds to the overall comedic charm of the show.
However, one drawback of The Morning Somewhere podcast is that some may find it hit or miss since it primarily consists of two people talking about whatever they want each episode. While Burnie's hosting skills are fantastic, there may be times when the conversations feel a bit forced or lacking in direction. Nonetheless, this is only a minor issue compared to the overall quality of the show.
In conclusion, The Morning Somewhere podcast is a welcome return for those who have missed Burnie Burns and Ashley Jenkins in the podcasting world. It offers a perfect balance of humor, information, and entertainment in its brief episodes that can easily fit into any morning routine. Whether you're a fan of their previous work or new to their content, I highly recommend giving this podcast a listen. It's sure to bring a smile to your face and start your day off right.

Burnie and Ashley discuss the Criterion Collection, Gordon McPhail, Kpop Demon Hunters, laserdiscs, Armageddon, Beyond The Valley Of The Dolls, Stepbros, Brewdogs, Hilary Clinton, and Spice Girls becoming a currency.

Burnie and Ashley discuss 1984, Israel/US joint operation, what is a war, Anthropic defeying the Pentagon, Nintendo digital keys, archives going offline, Red Rising, and Starsand Island.

Burnie and Ashley discuss Pakistan/Afghanistan, Warner/Paramount, Breaking Bad/Game of Thrones, Block layoffs, Jack Dorsey, and getting ready for a storm.

Burnie and Ashley discuss getting out of the house, small wins, upcoming beta tests, frying pan maintenance, chain mail scrubs, proxy finishing a series, George RR Martin's new play, public domain confusion, and super models vs just really good models.

Burnie and Ashley discuss age verification solutions, Innerspace, Xbox changes, and more.

Burnie and Ashley discuss State of the Union preview, Mexico submarine, Predator Badlands, Hulu/Disney, Audible's new service, Mom reappears 24 years later, snake transformations, and Punch The Monkey.

Burnie and Ashley discuss when the better team loses, Consolation prizes, high sticking, sports injuries, Clint Malarchuk, cartel battles in Mexico, airline compensation update, TSA non-shutdown, icy Americans, hot milk, and Puppuccinos.

Burnie and Ashley discuss UK Epstein arrests, Olympics, pressure, Pokemon sales, Pokemon legal troubles, and peak collectibles.

Burnie and Ashley discuss name changes, maiden names, passports, Olympic genetics, Instagram trial, social media bans, peanut butter cup drama, and responding to customer demands for innovation.

Burnie and Ashley discuss updating firmware, guessing without going over, popularity of Winter Olympics, medal count, Great Britain, 28 Years Later possible limbo, Strait of Hormuz, travel delays, and weaponizing empathy in customer service.

Burnie and Ashley discuss curling controversies, Canadian anger, British holidays vs American vacations, Six Nations Rugby, Ashley's thaw, travelling with kids, media infidelity, and when owning becomes collecting.

Burnie and Ashley discuss a perfect Valentine's Day gift, Olympic relationship drama, curling, curling stones, Epstein, Highguard layoffs, ten year dev cycles, twenty year narketing cycles, and no one talking about UBI.

Burnie and Ashley discuss I-5 commuters, hypocritical driving, nuance dogpiles, lazy touchscreens, El Paso airspace, anti-drone weapons, curse jokes, James Van Der Beek, convincing doctors, needing data to delete data, and closing the memory loop.

Burnie and Ashley discuss financial alien warnings, toddler energy, Discord drama, teen by default, TUCOWS, old school apps, mIRC, pre-investment sanitation, open source, Stoat, and special chargers.

Burnie and Ashley discuss Olympic records, call for questions, the Dream Team, momentary records, World Record Holders, Burnie's Two World Records, knocking over a glass, learning embarassment, Highguard achievements, hardest achievements, deciding when to go for 100 percent, Supergirl, and anticipating the anticipation.

Burnie and Ashley discuss the Super Bowl, Super Bowl commercials, kids being commercial-free, Super Bowl movie trailers, and more.

Burnie and Ashley discuss perfect months, Olympic flaps, luggage weight, Lego Haily Mary, showing kids old stuff, Dispatch censorship, Dungeon Crawler Carl, spoiler etymology, Quick Resume, and Winter Olympics Opening Ceremony.

Burnie and Ashley discuss new Xbox rumors, generational cycles, bad names, bifurcated consoles, Steam hardware delays, Super Bowl, Winter Olympics, Celtic nachos, and hating your team.

Burnie and Ashley discuss driving in Scotland, traffic trains, sheep commuters, Disney changes, who owned Marvel, beaver dams, beaver tails, hippo fighting, Tim Burton, Planet of the Apes, Congo, Helena Bonham Carter, Phoebe Waller Bridge, Lara Croft, and Pee Wee Herman.

Burnie and Ashley discuss cutting conspiracies, SpaceX's one million satellities, flooding the zone, foldable iPhones, doubling by halving, losing the wallet, and single strap woes.

Burnie and Ashley talk about gold, silver & bitcoin crashes, Microsoft downturn, AI training, Epstein dump, EGOTs, and Iron Lung.

Burnie and Ashley discuss Tesla's sunset strategy, army of robots, future pods, Peter Molyneux, Fable IV, boomer roleplay, Brandon Sanderson, adapatations, Harry Potter, and the US nationwide shutdown strike.

Burnie and Ashley discuss objective players, Highguard, fantasy power rankings, Zerg rushing, Steam review guidelines, Tik Tok algorithm changes, big number alternatives, and Khabe Lame sells his identity.

Burnie and Ashley discuss pro-gaming history, Highguard, gamer dogpiles, Stranger Things stellar numbers, celeb dopplegangers, genetic lotteries, and Robbie Williams.

Burnie and Ashley discuss The Last of the Mohicans, Alex Honnold, Taipei 101, height anxiety, Iranian protests, American warships, two party recordings, celebrity text subpoenas, trolling, the shooting of Alex Pretti, and Australia's Top 100.

Burnie and Ashley discuss TikTok's future, beigns second, Oscar nominations, Oscar misses, Sinner, alien corrections, and the natural charisma of Michael B Jordan

Burnie and Ben discuss Gold records, Gold YouTube buttons, streaming metrics, TikTok hooks, handy ultrasounds, musical talent, Espresso vibe-authoring, rumors about Vimeo layoffs, and rampant astronaut speculation.

Burnie and Ben discuss RT Shorts, leaving the country, Disney adults, rail travel, House of Dynamite, dub vs sub, Costco, AI vs AI assisted search, and choosing a futbal club.

Burnie and Ashley discuss Hoosier firsts, Hoosier meanings, climate change, America's largest land acquisitions, China depop, and being childfree vs antikid.

Burnie and Ashley discuss Burnie's birthday, sushi train, Zootopia 2, Avatar gets cheaper, the emerging AI class system, platform performance of the RTAAs, tennis professional amateurs, and mistaken identities at the BBC.

Burnie and Ashley discuss Animaniacs, Madonna, Amazing Race, the Great American visa drought, The World Cup, Messi, Posh Spice's husband, social media jobs, The Birthday Problem, real stuff that we don't believe, hoverboards, and Star Wars executive changes.

Burnie and Ashley discuss Marvel teasers, Ponies, The Boys, Walking Dead, 28 Years and Six Months Later, Alamo controversy, Digg returns, Fark, X agrees to only undress some people, and Xray cams.

Burnie and Ashley discuss box office all-time, Scott Adams, Ivermectin, Tesla FSD milestones, Jerome Powell investigation, claw machine metaphors, stores of value, tariff rulings, Iranian executions, Erfan Soltani, and Burnie finally has a good AI experience.

Burnie and Ashley discuss fat Mush, Burnie the Pushover, the Are You Dead app, Hitchbot, robot serial killers, Nigerian princes, and valuable data for scams.

Burnie and Ashley discuss leaving hibernation, Golden Globe roundup, Slashies, roast awards, Kpop Demon Hunters, Sinners, dog awards, uninvestable Venezuela, Iranian internet, sonic weapons, Discord secret IPO, and the Epic Games Store data disparity.

Burnie and Ashley discuss agitators, Iranian protests, Memories books, yearbook signings, Twitter conspiracy theories, WB's deadline, Ole Miss exits the CFP, CES round up, and Tamagotchis.

Burnie and Ashley briefly discuss their growing exhaustion with the pace of American crisis events.

Burnie and Ashley discuss snow days, screen time, CES, Lego Smart Brick, Lego lore, Harry Potter, Twilight, retail teleportation, packing for holiday returns, Alpha & Beta bricks, PBS shutdown rumors, iPods, media libraries, and eliminating minutia.

Burnie and Ashley discuss overly complicated recipes, expiration dates, fake paparazzi, voice mails, three seashells, Quarto, rotting in Hell, Tesla loses top EV spot, sinister driving, Netflix theatrical window, breakout YouTubers, corporate music, and how to panic properly.

Burnie and Ashley discuss college football final four, DSLRs, mobile electronics, 28 X Later, Operation Absolute Resolve, Venezuela, Maduro costume changes, regime changes, narcoterrorism, and moving ahead.

Burnie and Ashley discuss Ashley's memory hole, failed interrogations, Reddit predictions for 2026, GTA: Tokyo almost happened, and Avatar films as a unit of value.

Burnie and Ashley discuss Rob Reiner, great last lines, non-linear podcasts, The London Eye, British emotions, and our Best of 2025 Awards.

Burnie and Ashley discuss culture shock, dirty sodas, Shiner Cheer, Tron Ares, Warner Bros rejects Paramount again, Bugonia, Poor Things, and the last hurrah pitfall.

Burnie and Ashley discuss moon missions, letting go of problematic dreams, Ukraine protection plan, Anthony Joshua car accident, 2025 Award Nominations, US summer vacation, Bugonia, New Years Resolutions, JD's resolutions, screen time, and not saying 2025 in 2026.

Burnie and JD discuss Austin changes, Avatar Fire & Ash, Odyssey trailer, IMAX, brand loyalties, tipping in the US, UK university, Eurail pass, bed bugs, data centers, getting out of 2025, and rock stars we never loved.

Burnie and Ashley discuss gift opening protocol, the lack of internet creativity, One Battle After Another, internet junk, defending Christianity, not joking about Greenland, Bugonia, Marty Supreme, and Anaconda 2025.

Burnie and Ashley have a nice little Christmas morning chat.

Burnie and Ashley discuss Christmas Eve, too much food, PiƱa Coladas, grape juice, frozen concentrate, Christmas obligations, security theater, Marvel teasers, and hanging out with family.

Burnie and Ashley discuss manufacturing woes, Jim Beam pausing production, stress on the supply chain, virgin oak, expensive pennies, and a quest for the perfect stocking stuffer.

Burnie and Ashley discuss the weekend of loss: Okalahoma, A&M, Jake Paul & Andrew Tate, updating your gifts, Avatar 3 box office, inflation, the Epstein unrelease, and watching birds via app.