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Join Burnie Burns and Ashley Burns every weekday for a coffee-fueled morning ritual, chatting about what's happening in our world.

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    • Sep 3, 2026 LATEST EPISODE
    • weekdays NEW EPISODES
    • 26m AVG DURATION
    • 698 EPISODES

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    The Morning Somewhere podcast is a must-listen for fans of Burnie Burns and Ashley Jenkins who have missed their presence in the podcasting world. As a long-time listener of the Rooster Teeth Podcast, I was saddened when Burnie left and missed hearing his rants and humor on a weekly basis. However, this new podcast has been an absolute delight to listen to.

    One of the best aspects of The Morning Somewhere is that it offers bite-sized episodes that are perfect for a quick commute or lunch break. Each episode lasts between 20 to 30 minutes, making it easily digestible and accessible for listeners with busy schedules. Despite the shorter runtime, Burnie and Ashley have not lost their touch. They are just as funny, engaging, and grateful to their audience as they have always been.

    The dynamic between Burnie and Ashley is incredible. Their wit and banter make for entertaining discussions on various topics ranging from current events to lifestyle and entertainment/media/video games. They don't take themselves too seriously, which adds to the overall comedic charm of the show.

    However, one drawback of The Morning Somewhere podcast is that some may find it hit or miss since it primarily consists of two people talking about whatever they want each episode. While Burnie's hosting skills are fantastic, there may be times when the conversations feel a bit forced or lacking in direction. Nonetheless, this is only a minor issue compared to the overall quality of the show.

    In conclusion, The Morning Somewhere podcast is a welcome return for those who have missed Burnie Burns and Ashley Jenkins in the podcasting world. It offers a perfect balance of humor, information, and entertainment in its brief episodes that can easily fit into any morning routine. Whether you're a fan of their previous work or new to their content, I highly recommend giving this podcast a listen. It's sure to bring a smile to your face and start your day off right.



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    2026.09.03: The Age of Unreason

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 3, 2026 20:23


    Burnie and Ashley discuss class action arbitration, Sony's unreasonable argument, expiring purchases, stripping away the factory, adding carcinogens, rawdogging consumer products, weird keyboards, and leaving the Age of Reason.

    2026.09.02: Gamer Food

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 2, 2026 26:41


    Burnie and Ashley discuss McDonald's Side Mission menu, limited edition foods, picky eating, Halo nuggets, Fallout Blamco Bites, Final Fantasy 7, cool kid Minecraft, Doublefine kickstarter, and being a good citizen of the stars.

    2026.09.01: Halo Doesn't Afraid of Anything

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 1, 2026 25:53


    Burnie and Ashley discuss prediction market bans George Santos, the Tornoto accent, low South African flyovers, vehicle boundaries, British back roads, vet tech weighs in, Messi retires, marching bands, and checking our wet bulbs.

    2026.08.31: Fortnite Goes Smutty

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 31, 2026 26:13


    Burnie and Ashley discuss new RTAA, Pumpking Spice, rabies goats, free treadmills, OK Go, rabies vaccines, seagull losses, Fortnite goes smutty, and pound vs pound.

    [EXTRA] Jeff Hays Interview

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 28, 2026 52:08


    Burnie sits down with the narrator of the wildly popular Dungeon Crawler Carl series. They discuss voice acting, collaboration, and starting a media business. Orginally intended as the 2026.08.24 episode, it is not released as an Extra episode. Enjoy!

    2026.08.28: Alpha Toddler

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 28, 2026 30:34


    Burnie and Ashley discuss GTA VI Extended Look, EA sells to Saudi investment, simming football, Big Ambitions, winner talk, Alpha camps, Civ VII, EV features, and eXistenZ.

    2026.08.27: Self Reflexive Troubleshooting

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 27, 2026 32:36


    Burnie and Ashley discuss Tim Curry, Legend, being beloved, Twitter abandonment lawsuit, Nepal floods, geological scale of humans, Willow, Meta settlement, Portal, and gamer parent wins.

    2026.08.26: Now With Protein

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 26, 2026 21:16


    Burnie and Ashley discuss Dolly Parton, celebrating a life when the person is alive, Gotham Irn Bru, Lego Skylines, Sim genre stall, and Protein everything.

    2026.08.25: The MSPTS

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 25, 2026 21:47


    Burnie and Ashley discuss acronyminating everything, Jeff Hays, narrator differences, Playstation protests, life as a boiling frog, Sony corporate responses, and How To Fish.

    2026.08.24: GI Joe'd When I Should Have Scoobied

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 24, 2026 27:31


    Burnie and Ashley discuss Ted Lasso Season 4, boneless couches, The Expanse opening crawl, Masters of the Universe, the Iranian Rial, US Canadian trade war, and warning bells in the nanny state.

    2026.08.21: Mush Identification

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 21, 2026 20:37


    Burnie and Ashley discuss spooky scary skeletons, Costco bargains, retail influencers, market volatility, Lanterns, streaming time slots, camera AirPods, Mush identification, and doing their part for mass surveillance.

    2026.08.20: We Have Folding At Home

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 20, 2026 19:09


    Burnie and Ashley discuss the VMA nominations, Madonna's nearly unprecedented longevity, BTC rally, Iran on the offensive, folding@home, and Moderna's cancer vaccine.

    2026.08.19: Boneless Furniture

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 19, 2026 22:42


    Burnie and Ashley discuss Scottish weather forecast, Austin's rain defense system, Penn State's fraternity drug ring, Van Wilder, National Lampoon, wikipedia high fives, and the Boneless Couch era begins.

    2026.08.18: Personal Blast Radius

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 18, 2026 30:10


    Burnie and Ashley discuss Snapdragon, emulation, printing issues, the Han Kuang war games, cameras to people, highest August gas prices, Collge Football Preseason poll, and the Grantown On Spey Remakery.

    2026.08.17: Omega Level Everything

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 17, 2026 29:44


    Burnie and Ashley discuss who is cooler, influencer degrees, YouTube's new requirements, D23, Xmen casting, Starfighter, Zootopia 3, and other D23 announcements.

    2026.08.14: How Fast Train Go

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 14, 2026 34:27


    Burnie and Ashley discuss co-parenting apologies, our community experts, Apple Maps making a comeback, windmill talk, construction talk, Polymarket betting on wildfires, and Chinese bullet trains.

    2026.08.13: Range Anxiety Creeps Inside Of Me

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 13, 2026 24:07


    Burnie and Ashley discuss their 14-hour road trip, The Treenis, Tubbee's, EVs, range anxiety, THE NORTH, and road trip rules.

    2026.08.12: Let's See Some ID

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 12, 2026 21:18


    Burnie and Ashley discuss eclipses, preparing too soon, age verification, Steam leaks, good personal data vs bad personal data, and getting phished.

    2026.08.11: Air Traffic Console

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 11, 2026 24:41


    Burnie and Ashley discuss GenZ 9/11 accountability, two factor bomb defusal, Lando Norris, gamer air traffic controller, ATC achievments, muscle memory driving, panic response, pre-written obituaries, and panic responses.

    2026.08.10: Robe And Wizard Hat

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 10, 2026 28:44


    Burnie and Ashley discuss sexting, One Night Only, romcom romps, Gen X puritanism, hippie reversal, Spokane fire, Spiderman, the spoiler window, Lando Norris Monsters, and the mental nature of flavors.

    2026.08.07: People Like Swings

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 7, 2026 22:58


    Burnie and Ashley double down on Lumalee, discuss animation casting, Mario stolen valor, influencer double downs, the Spiderman bump, swinging mechanics, Bionic Commando, Iranian strait plans, Odyssey, and Nolan's ever-growing troupe.

    2026.08.06: Slop With Friends

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 6, 2026 26:18


    This episode contains discussions of self harm. Burnie and Ashley discuss Roblox, gaming valuations, laying off players, friend slop, Fall Guys, Among Us, SpaceX to the moon, solar eclipses, asteroid near passes, and the mechanics & limits of empathy.

    2025.08.05: Male Prep

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 5, 2026 26:49


    Burnie and Ashley discuss fond farewells, guy group dynamics, British privacy laws, the Texas nanny state, Discord ID verification, THC laws in the Lone Star state, and being the highest regarded authority in all marijuana topics.

    2026.08.04: Nihilism's Cute Era

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 4, 2026 28:21


    Burnie and Ashley discuss BWM's latest enshittification efforts, Spiderman box office, box office records, realistic CGI, God of War, Bautista, and when nihilism goes cute.

    2026.08.03: Power Couplings

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 3, 2026 33:23


    Burnie and Ashley discuss Spider Man, billion dollar weekends, biggest power couples, and AI authoring.

    2026.07.31: Cowju

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 31, 2026 25:00


    Burnie and Ashley discuss their personal beef, cow wrangling, monster cow, Nic Cage, stolen film, bison domestication, Spiderman Brand New Day, and Gaelic Football. UPDATE: Now featuring today's episode. Depending on your podcast service you may need to re-download.

    2026.07.30: Perfect Beef

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 30, 2026 25:22


    Burnie and Ashley discuss hangover cures, jet lag, tortillas, Altman, weird people, weird billionaires, cow deflation, duress passwords, Fed stalls, and poisoning the conversation well.

    2026.07.29: The Scale Of Self

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 29, 2026 25:08


    Burnie and Ashley discuss the singularity, chip sell off, Sam Altman, scale problems, self awareness, dealing with anxiety, and Ashley's movie dilemma.

    2026.07.28: Hoop & Look

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 28, 2026 25:43


    Burnie and Ashley discuss YouTuber voice, transatlantic accents, hurricanes and wildfires, controller holding methodologies, Steam Machine experiences, million dollar faceplate ideas, smartphone life, and moving on from circumspection.

    2026.07.27: The One With The Whataburger Cup

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 27, 2026 23:58


    Burnie and Ashley discuss Halo Campaign Evolved, Odyssey second weekend record, when woke doesn't go broke, San Diego Comic Con round up, the wind down of the comic movei era, Lanterns, Blade Runner 2099, how to stop talking, Resident Evil, being a casual fan, Neuromancer, Mike Flanagan, and the world's biggest conventions.

    2026.07.24: Somebody Got Caught

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 24, 2026 39:02


    Burnie and Ashley discuss travel days, Amazon carts, LG monitors, nutrition stopgaps, dude trips, squatting, Xbox PC compatiblity, bad mobile ads, job interview, landscape tissue boxes, Costco, Sam Rockwell, Jeff Hays, and DCC casting news.

    2026.07.23: Aspect Ratioed

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 23, 2026 20:19


    Burnie and Ashley discuss lava floors, new shoes, the gun counter, TSA massages, Neil Blompkamp's AI movie, District 10, Elysium, Odyssey, IMAX aspect ratios, Prime reconfigures ad free, pillar boxes, and getting back together.

    2026.07.22: Good Morning From Heck

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 22, 2026 33:38


    Burnie and Blaine discuss swapping roles, Amazing Race, Drag Race, Austin Food spots, Doomsday trailer, and the terrible conundrum of Roko's Basilisk.

    2026.07.21: Who Took The Games Out Of Gamestop?

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 21, 2026 32:03


    Burnie and Blaine discuss wedding cuts, running, growing older, World Cup farewell, Burnie's Futball Journey, Fallout goes into development, AI bashing, fall of arcades, collectibles, regulations good and bad, alcohol following cigarettes, and millenial youthfulness.

    2026.07.20: Stunt Troubles

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 20, 2026 24:39


    Burnie and Blaine discuss God of War injury recasting, hauntings, Blaine's bicep injury, the difficulty of casting, Blaine's live show, Answer For It, and the Stinky Dragon Podcast.

    2026.07.17: Deer Dearth Done

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 17, 2026 25:09


    Burnie and Becca discuss screw worm, Ebola, Alamo Drafthouse, deer populations, conservation efforts, Zelle, America's antiquated payment systems, and cool projects.

    2026.07.16: Couple of Industry Plants

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 16, 2026 24:00


    Burnie and guest host Jason discuss humidity, eating in Austin, TexMex glory, old eating, World Cup updates, IMAX emotions, Minions, Trey Parker, PG-13 rules, sensitive adlibs, Buc-ee's, lead vests, and being industry plants.

    2026.07.15: Clean Sheets

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 15, 2026 22:21


    Burnie and Ashley discuss kid logistics, Austin weather, Utah heat wave, the weird American box office, Moana flops, Spain soaring, Black Flag breaking records, Big Red vs Irn Bru, and being in Rome.

    2026.07.14: Football Is Job

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 14, 2026 20:49


    Burnie and Ashley discuss World Cup semifinals, Danny Rojas real life football player, Ted Lasso, actors doing their roles in real life, Sam Neill, Jurassic Park, Event Horizon, AI journalist, and American tolls on Hormuz.

    2026.07.13: How Many Icelands

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 13, 2026 22:48


    Burnie and Ashley discuss the farewell to Ashley's favorite World Cup player, stealing chants, Iceland population, berry season, watching media without your spouse, Odyssey, Fallout Season 2, and missed opportunities.

    2026.07.10: Free Money

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 10, 2026 23:07


    Burnie and Ashley discuss free money, hydration breaks, girl math, buffet life, Scotland's proposed Euro precursor, Count Binface, and the steady demise of leadership.

    2026.07.09: Single Serving

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 9, 2026 21:21


    Burnie and Ashley don't discuss the World Cup, but do discuss New York buckling skyscrapers, high rise living, and single season TV shows.

    2026.07.08: On To Eight

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 8, 2026 23:12


    Burnie and Ashley discuss World Cup results, EV battery longevity, Burnie's early adoption win, Ozone depletion, new molecules in space, and naming scientific discoveries.

    2026.07.07: Our Robot Journey

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 7, 2026 20:51


    Burnie and Ashley discuss sunscreen, refelctor trays, Jet2 Holidays, World Cup results, Xbox layoffs, the steady decline of AirBnB, and moving ahead in their robot journey.

    2026.07.06: Last Minute Deals

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 6, 2026 24:33


    Burnie and Ashley discuss actually using a last minute travel deal, British people gone wild, World Cup abroad, Norway vs Brazil, England vs Mexico, DCCTV, and cutting corners wherever we can.

    2026.07.03: Life In The Coma Dream

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 3, 2026 35:15


    Burnie and Ashley discuss summer holidays, investing too much in nothing, Spotify betting manipulation, AI scrutiny, Subnautica's drama marketing, GTA's potential faceplant, and the long cycle of development in the 2020's.

    2026.07.02: Let's All Go To The Bar

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 2, 2026 20:21


    Burnie and Ashley discuss Sony going digital, PR timing, talking to other departments, England vs DR Congo, Harry Kane, and all your World Cup news.

    2026.07.01: Lamborghini Mules

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 1, 2026 33:31


    Burnie and Ashley gab about World Cup Scores, the Japanese Yen hits a 40 year low, Calls From The Public, Persona Live Action, and the Commodore Phone.

    2026.06.30: Super Vision

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 30, 2026 27:00


    Burnie and Ashley discuss World Cup results, Japanese economic updates, WhatsApp usernames, building a brand, Xe, Bosnia and Herzegovina, fantasy sports, betting on war, and Persona teasers.

    2026.06.29: Long Term Licensed

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 29, 2026 33:20


    Burnie and Ashley discuss pickled red onions, Ashley's garden, World Cup Elimination, Burnie loving the WNBA, Sophie Cunningham, sales tax, property tax, announcing videogame prices, movie ticket prices, and losing digital purchases.

    2026.06.26: Soccer Is Pretty Good

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 26, 2026 22:24


    Burnie and Ashley discuss the World Cup, pity pass, King Charles' taxes, rich people startegies, royal gamertags, hardware prices go up, and group play comes to an end.

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