Join Burnie Burns and Ashley Burns every weekday for a coffee-fueled morning ritual, chatting about what's happening in our world.
The Morning Somewhere podcast is a must-listen for fans of Burnie Burns and Ashley Jenkins who have missed their presence in the podcasting world. As a long-time listener of the Rooster Teeth Podcast, I was saddened when Burnie left and missed hearing his rants and humor on a weekly basis. However, this new podcast has been an absolute delight to listen to.
One of the best aspects of The Morning Somewhere is that it offers bite-sized episodes that are perfect for a quick commute or lunch break. Each episode lasts between 20 to 30 minutes, making it easily digestible and accessible for listeners with busy schedules. Despite the shorter runtime, Burnie and Ashley have not lost their touch. They are just as funny, engaging, and grateful to their audience as they have always been.
The dynamic between Burnie and Ashley is incredible. Their wit and banter make for entertaining discussions on various topics ranging from current events to lifestyle and entertainment/media/video games. They don't take themselves too seriously, which adds to the overall comedic charm of the show.
However, one drawback of The Morning Somewhere podcast is that some may find it hit or miss since it primarily consists of two people talking about whatever they want each episode. While Burnie's hosting skills are fantastic, there may be times when the conversations feel a bit forced or lacking in direction. Nonetheless, this is only a minor issue compared to the overall quality of the show.
In conclusion, The Morning Somewhere podcast is a welcome return for those who have missed Burnie Burns and Ashley Jenkins in the podcasting world. It offers a perfect balance of humor, information, and entertainment in its brief episodes that can easily fit into any morning routine. Whether you're a fan of their previous work or new to their content, I highly recommend giving this podcast a listen. It's sure to bring a smile to your face and start your day off right.
Burnie and Ashley discuss kpop Demon Hunters, JD Vance memes, border control, Cozy Lofi, Poop Cruise, kidney stone roller coasters, Ballerina streaming date, Burnie's petty calendar reminder, and technology vs creativity.Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhereFor the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere.comFor merch, check out: http://store.morningsomewhere.com
Burnie and Scott hit the road and discuss short drops, missing money, mind control, Titanic collisions, uncanny valleys, lab grown meat, and the perfect app for contacting aliens.
Burnie and Scott discuss the Iranian Israeli ceases fire ceasing, To Do alarms, life imitating Top Gun: Maverick, free energy, and more.Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhereFor the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere.comFor merch, check out: http://store.morningsomewhere.com
Burnie and Ashley discuss uncanny products, Israel Iran ceasefire, early warnings, Truth Social, kpop videogame board games, Demon Hunters, and a Rooster Teeth Beta update.Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhereFor the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere.comFor merch, check out: http://store.morningsomewhere.com
Burnie and Ashley discuss Iran bombings, Sabrina Carpenters new song, the Death Stranding adaptation, our least favorite kinks, Ballerina, 28 Years Later.Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhereFor the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere.comFor merch, check out: http://store.morningsomewhere.com
Burnie and Ashley discuss British heat, feeding themselves corporate MRE's, How To Train Your Dragon, British accents in fiction, and 28 Years Later [no spoilers].Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhereFor the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere.comFor merch, check out: http://store.morningsomewhere.com
Burnie and Ashley discuss the pangolin market, Trump savings accounts, Tesla Robotaxi requested delays, and how to talk to your family about UBI.Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhereFor the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere.comFor merch, check out: http://store.morningsomewhere.com
Burnie and Ashley discuss shorts history, the death of urban legends, unintentional falls, Chevy Chase pratfalls, Star Wars lore, the midjourney lawsuit, butthole sunning, and RT beta test updates.Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhereFor the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere.comFor merch, check out: http://store.morningsomewhere.com
Burnie and Ashley discuss box beds, sleep cycles, marketing turned standalone hits, 23andme changes ownership to the same owner, fake Chinese CEOs, Louvre overtourism, Groundhog Day as a genre, TLOU's sophmore issues, and stop motion nightmares.Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhereFor the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere.comFor merch, check out: http://store.morningsomewhere.com
Burnie and Ashley discuss their sheep shearing day, Father's Day, kid clothes, their perspective of US events from afar, their philosophy about sharing personal info, Viva Pinata in real life, Shohei Ohtani returning to the mound, and the plan for the Rooster Teeth beta test.Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhereFor the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere.comFor merch, check out: http://store.morningsomewhere.com
Burnie and Ashley discuss chicken bullying, sheep shearing, No Kings protests, military parades, India Air crash, Israeli attack, and Florence Pugh's Hollywood lineage.Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhereFor the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere.comFor merch, check out: http://store.morningsomewhere.com
Burnie and Ashley discuss cleric spells, support classes, maintenance mechanics, Apple's Liquid Glass, the Holy Order of the Finder Icon, VR vision impact, the ongoing TikTok non-ban, icon changes, and our Grifball playdate experience.Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhereFor the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere.comFor merch, check out: http://store.morningsomewhere.com
Burnie and Ashley discuss Khaby Lame's detainment, visa troubles, Grifball playdates, the most viral Rooster Teeth video not on Rooster Teeth, Squid Games, Carrie, Rahul Kohli, Wiggle thirst traps, and a special community discussion for Patrons.Extended version of this podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhereFor the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere.comFor merch, check out: http://store.morningsomewhere.com
Burnie and Ashley discuss Switch 2 problems, calibration, AMC ad increases, WB, D, Marines in LA, the big beautiful bill, and the new normal.Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhereFor the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere.comFor merch, check out: http://store.morningsomewhere.com
Burnie and Ashley discuss Los Angeles protests, Gaza Humanitarian aid, 2025's catchphrase, TACO, Tarantino's ten films, Xbox handheld, Lego games vs LEGO games, videogame sales models, Steam friends vs console friends, and our Grifball playdate.Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhereFor the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere.comFor merch, check out: http://store.morningsomewhere.com
Burnie and Ashley discuss scary stories, parents arrested in North Carolina, US digital surveillance, Musk Trump social beef, the Epstein boogeyman, Switch 2, corporate gift wrapping, impossible packaging, the strongest material on Earth, and thoughts on the Jump Ship demo.Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhereFor the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere.comFor merch, check out: http://store.morningsomewhere.com
Burnie and Ashley discuss Switch 2 deliveries, Ashleys digital therapist, Burnie's sexy lady mobile game, Lumines, too many graphics, Fenyx Rising, Remo Williams, Kinda Funny, Corel Draw, 40TB Drives, and how much data equals one Ashley. This episode is extended on Patreon.Extended version of this podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhereFor the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere.comFor merch, check out: http://store.morningsomewhere.com
Burnie and Ashley discuss Tinder's GenZ adjustments, South Korean birth rates, Grifball returns, Switch 2's screen warning, human molting, the internet spoils Doctor Who, Taylor Swift buys some Taylor Swift albums, and what makes a song a country song.Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhereFor the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere.comFor merch, check out: http://store.morningsomewhere.com
Burnie and Ashley discuss bicycle leg day, Thunderbolts performance, Notepad updates, fake AI engines, AI artists as analogy for AI itself, US recession watch, Bill Gates donations, Game Pass, Doom, and Steam refunds.Want more? Find an extended 33 minute version of this podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhereFor the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere.comFor merch, check out: http://store.morningsomewhere.com
Burnie and Ashley discuss their trip to Amsterdam, knock on effects of socialized health care, Stroopwaffles, Sydney Sweeney bath water bath soap, Project Hail Mary test screenings, and the most caloric food by weight.Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhereFor the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere.comFor merch, check out: http://store.morningsomewhere.com
Burnie and Ashley discuss traveling in Europe, the value of holidays in UK, Britain's eternal sunshine, bee populations, and finally seeing the mainland.Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhereFor the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere.comFor merch, check out: http://store.morningsomewhere.co
Burnie and Ashley discuss Leeroy Jenkins, the Criterion Closet, Wes Anderson's new box set, Southwest's bag fee, physical media, Plex servers, Jellyfin, XBMC, digital media's human failings, the seed vault, redoing all the bugs, Skibidi Toilet, Caitlin Clark, Angel Reese, and the WNBA.Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhereFor the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere.comFor merch, check out: http://store.morningsomewhere.co
Burnie and Ashley discuss cheese rolling, standing airline seats, Harry Potter casting, breaking the mold, callback threshholds, farting corpses, Japanese illegal names, speed traps, banned kid names, Mexican Robocop, US jailbreaks, and picking up hitchhikers.Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhereFor the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere.comFor merch, check out: http://store.morningsomewhere.com
Burnie and Ashley discuss credit card fraud, customer service, the American Music Awards, Billie Eilish domination, DJO -- the artist who looks like himself, Social Song of the Year, the two-thirds sampling rule, and a copyright battle royale for the ages. This episode is extended on Patreon.Extended version of this podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhereFor the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere.comFor merch, check out: http://store.morningsomewhere.com
Burnie and Ashley discuss Lilo & Stitch, Mission Impossible, Tom Cruise, popcorn shaming, crypto crime, changing movies for modern sensitivities, and a Rooster Teeth merch proposal.Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhereFor the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere.comFor merch, check out: http://store.morningsomewhere.com
Burnie and Ashley discuss timeliness, complementary relationships, the penny's last ride, the International Fixed Calendar, calligraphy, Illumination, berry budgets, Klarna's AI regrets, non-drinking fluids, the awful Spit Cup story, cargo ships in the garden, Leave The World Behind, and sharing marital duties.Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhereFor the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere.comFor merch, check out: http://store.morningsomewhere.com
Burnie and Ashley very safely discuss the Tush Push vote, Wes Anderson's Cannes booing, Gene Hackman, AI reading lists, Shakira super spreader events, email blunders, Burnie's old business card, the US Dollar's decline, BTC ATH, Google I/O, and many threads coming together. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhereFor the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere.comFor merch, check out: http://store.morningsomewhere.com
This episode is NSFW. Burnie and Ashley VERY AWKWARDLY discuss female directors, the NFL's awkward Tush Push controversy, awkward paprazzi woes, awkward Joh Brolin encounters, awkward red carpet moments, and awkward photo negotiations.Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhereFor the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere.comFor merch, check out: http://store.morningsomewhere.com
Burnie and Ashley discuss fetishes, Ivan Reitman, SNL50, Weekend Update joke swap, relative enlightenment, Nicole Kidman, female directors, Fortnite's AI Darth Vader, SAG action, and people using Grok for everything.
Burnie and Ashley discuss Doom, Blue Prince, Fantasy Life, Brittany Furlan drama, Music claims, Sebastian Stan's voluminous filmography, President Biden's diagnosis, the obsession with people who aren't alive, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Shia Leboeuf's, and bird red carpets. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhereFor the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere.comFor merch, check out: http://store.morningsomewhere.com
Burnie and Ashley discuss US protests, Agent Provocateurs, dress code union busting, Starbucks, men's rompers, Avril Lavigne, and machines taking our hobbies.Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhereFor the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere.comFor merch, check out: http://store.morningsomewhere.com
Burnie and Ashley discuss Ashley's Blue Prince run, Middle Aged Doom, Cubic Odyssey, Minecraft's Legacy, the John Madden movie, Uber invents the bus, HBO's rebrand, Acme's history, America's porn ban, bubble porn, and the Starbucks dress code. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhereFor the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere.comFor merch, check out: http://store.morningsomewhere.com
Burnie and Ashley discuss Cannes fashion protests, weird guidelines, EU manual hypocrisy, sneaky snakes, being good to be bad, Coinbase, BTC rally, Ethereum wake up call, and how stocks are listed.Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhereFor the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere.comFor merch, check out: http://store.morningsomewhere.com
Burnie and Ashley discuss Canes, Cannes, red carpet guidelines, planking, sports injuries, Murderbots, Long Walk, and Fallout's renewal.
Burnie and Ashley discuss tariff agreements, skipping cell phone generations, NASDAQ vs Dow, Chat GPT reads coffee grounds, Netflix deletes interactive content, no medium games, Coogler & Jordan, NFL lawsuits, Canes vs Chick Fil A, the Door Dash economy, Door Dash demands, and working yourself up to talk to people.Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhereFor the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere.comFor merch, check out: http://store.morningsomewhere.com
Burnie and Ashley discuss the new Pope, communion, one big cup, choosing a Pope name, white smoke, pronouncing Irish names, Proper Noun bullying, K-pop's fabricated popularity, and some other thing no one is going to read because it's here in the episode description.
Burnie and Ashley put GTA VI in the title of their podcast so that people will click it then discuss the trailer, the screenshots, Rockstar's reputation, music discoveries from GTA, Golden Globes Podcast Awards, Romantasy, realistic Scottish heartthrobs, Burnie apologizes for Rosa Parks misinformation by providing more Rosa Parks misinformation (it was Little Ceasers), and the dumbest Congressional resolution. Maybe ever.
Burnie and Ashley discuss war movies, Marvel's warning shot, Bill Watterson, Gary Larson, Calvin & Hobbes, the Met Gala, fifteen minutes of material, India bombing Pakistan, nuclear powers, Kashmir, Elon's city in Texas, the world's largest undefended border, Real ID, book fairs, and distant Coens.Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhereFor the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere.comFor merch, check out: http://store.morningsomewhere.com
Burnie and Ashley discuss Tik Tok fines, first-party spoilers, staying out of the conversation, great games with low staying power, James Cameron's The Fall Guy, Summer box office, and an in depth look at the NBA playoffs.Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhereFor the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere.comFor merch, check out: http://store.morningsomewhere.com
Burnie and Ashley discuss Skype's demise, long distance calling, Secretariat's 2025 dominance, movie tariffs, billionaire giveaways, Epic vs Apple, YouTube, Steam, and barriers to entry. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhereFor the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere.comFor merch, check out: http://store.morningsomewhere.com
Drop in midstream on a conversation between Burnie and legendary director Robert Rodriguez, the man behind the Desperado, Spy Kids, Sin City, and Dusk Till Dawn franchises. Robert drops by to discuss his latest endeavor in the film world: Brass Knuckle Films. Find an extended version of this podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhereFor the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere.comFor merch, check out: http://store.morningsomewhere.com
Burnie and Ashley discuss Ashley's birthday plans, duty-free temptation, The Terminal, Tom Hanks, Finch, being in the crosshairs of public ire, MCU end credit letdowns, sex work economic indicators, married couple finances, timing the tariff market, Clair Obscur, and learning to forgive.Special Bonus Episode Later Today!
Burnie and Ashley discuss the search for a new Tesla CEO, Waymo's Toyota deal, Uber ratings, recession numbers, faking full shelves, dropping dimes, counting for money, robot marathons, secret AI invasions, and moonlighting 13 times.Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhereFor the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere.comFor merch, check out: http://store.morningsomewhere.com
Burnie and Ashley discuss environmental relativity, jet lag, noise cancelling, Mount Fuji rescue, trade deficit records, trade deals for everyone but the US, Brexit lessons, Split Fiction, Sydney Sweeney, Thunderbolts reviews, and the Take It Down Act.
Burnie and guest host Becca discuss her current fundraising campaign for the Leukemia & Lymphoma society. Burnie continues his never ending quest to discover where all the Girl Scout cookie money goes.
Burnie and Blaine Gibson continue their grand tradition of spilling the tea on the beautiful wedding ceremonies of their friends. They also talk about the NFL Draft, Shadeur Sanders, Slate trucks, stealth brands, and Blaine gets with the program.Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhereFor the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere.comFor merch, check out: http://store.morningsomewhere.com
Burnie and Ashley discuss Switch 2 pre-orders, Clair Obscur: Expedition 33, Robin Williams and dangerous animals, Steve Jackson working with Steve Jackson, Fyre Festival 2, Hawk Tuah market prices, Sinners, Australian twins in sync, the freaky nature of identical genetics, and crazy genetic experiments.Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhereFor the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere.comFor merch, check out: http://store.morningsomewhere.com
Ashley and special guest Jon Risinger discuss trailer strategy, press screenings, Daredevil, Severance, Wednesday, release windows, Sinners, media ownership, Plex servers, swimming with sharks, people getting dumber, animals staying dumber, YouTube's anniversary, Google anti-trust, Switch 2's Japanese demand, Pokémon Scarlet, and lockdown timing.Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhereFor the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere.comFor merch, check out: http://store.morningsomewhere.com
Burnie and Ashley discuss the Oblivion remake, Finn's great day, Blue Prince end game, The Outer Wilds, Elder Scrolls VI, The Oblivion remake, Oblivion's legacy, the Morning Somewhere Financial Podcast, horse girls vs motorcycle girls, the Tesla profits crater, China's thorium reactor, and Sydney Sweeney American Hero.Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhereFor the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere.comFor merch, check out: http://store.morningsomewhere.com
Burnie and Kerry Shawcross talk about his blind gmaing guides, Metroidvania, Switch Taste Tests, Ashley's cameo, Pope Francis's death, the fall of empires according to Jimmy Carr, a filled-up brain, the Millenial Saint, no new RWBY news, some old RWBY news, and what Kerry is working on these days.Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhereFor the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere.comFor merch, check out: http://store.morningsomewhere.com
Burnie and Ashley discuss Scott's Patreon success, 420 Easter, Minecraft stabbings, Chicken Jockey, Hollywood's latest obsession, Blue Prince, notepad games, shushing at theaters, Star Wars game vs Star Wars movies, Grifball, Switch 2 pre-order date, suspended food inspections, Japan considers cutting auto safety standards, Texas nixes car inspections, politeness costs, and being nice to rich space tourists. Extended version of this podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhereFor the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere.comFor merch, check out: http://store.morningsomewhere.com