Join Burnie Burns and Ashley Burns every weekday for a coffee-fueled morning ritual, chatting about what's happening in our world.
The Morning Somewhere podcast is a must-listen for fans of Burnie Burns and Ashley Jenkins who have missed their presence in the podcasting world. As a long-time listener of the Rooster Teeth Podcast, I was saddened when Burnie left and missed hearing his rants and humor on a weekly basis. However, this new podcast has been an absolute delight to listen to.
One of the best aspects of The Morning Somewhere is that it offers bite-sized episodes that are perfect for a quick commute or lunch break. Each episode lasts between 20 to 30 minutes, making it easily digestible and accessible for listeners with busy schedules. Despite the shorter runtime, Burnie and Ashley have not lost their touch. They are just as funny, engaging, and grateful to their audience as they have always been.
The dynamic between Burnie and Ashley is incredible. Their wit and banter make for entertaining discussions on various topics ranging from current events to lifestyle and entertainment/media/video games. They don't take themselves too seriously, which adds to the overall comedic charm of the show.
However, one drawback of The Morning Somewhere podcast is that some may find it hit or miss since it primarily consists of two people talking about whatever they want each episode. While Burnie's hosting skills are fantastic, there may be times when the conversations feel a bit forced or lacking in direction. Nonetheless, this is only a minor issue compared to the overall quality of the show.
In conclusion, The Morning Somewhere podcast is a welcome return for those who have missed Burnie Burns and Ashley Jenkins in the podcasting world. It offers a perfect balance of humor, information, and entertainment in its brief episodes that can easily fit into any morning routine. Whether you're a fan of their previous work or new to their content, I highly recommend giving this podcast a listen. It's sure to bring a smile to your face and start your day off right.
Burnie and Ashley discuss Rob Reiner, great last lines, non-linear podcasts, The London Eye, British emotions, and our Best of 2025 Awards.
Burnie and Ashley discuss culture shock, dirty sodas, Shiner Cheer, Tron Ares, Warner Bros rejects Paramount again, Bugonia, Poor Things, and the last hurrah pitfall.
Burnie and Ashley discuss moon missions, letting go of problematic dreams, Ukraine protection plan, Anthony Joshua car accident, 2025 Award Nominations, US summer vacation, Bugonia, New Years Resolutions, JD's resolutions, screen time, and not saying 2025 in 2026.
Burnie and JD discuss Austin changes, Avatar Fire & Ash, Odyssey trailer, IMAX, brand loyalties, tipping in the US, UK university, Eurail pass, bed bugs, data centers, getting out of 2025, and rock stars we never loved.
Burnie and Ashley discuss gift opening protocol, the lack of internet creativity, One Battle After Another, internet junk, defending Christianity, not joking about Greenland, Bugonia, Marty Supreme, and Anaconda 2025.
Burnie and Ashley have a nice little Christmas morning chat.
Burnie and Ashley discuss Christmas Eve, too much food, Piña Coladas, grape juice, frozen concentrate, Christmas obligations, security theater, Marvel teasers, and hanging out with family.
Burnie and Ashley discuss manufacturing woes, Jim Beam pausing production, stress on the supply chain, virgin oak, expensive pennies, and a quest for the perfect stocking stuffer.
Burnie and Ashley discuss the weekend of loss: Okalahoma, A&M, Jake Paul & Andrew Tate, updating your gifts, Avatar 3 box office, inflation, the Epstein unrelease, and watching birds via app.
Burnie and Ashley discuss the great Chinese catch up, EUV chips, research milestones, and all the Marvel teasers.
Burnie and Ashley discuss fake Marvel teasers, Steam replay, James Cameron, YouTube gets all the Oscars, Avatar 4 & 5, and waiting to get physical.
Burnie and Ashley discuss the President's dumb social media posts, the evolving WBD, iRobot bankruptcy, Ashley Burns Shenzen Hater, timing a bankruptcy, Digg's exit, rural tech, measles in South Carolina, RIVR stair robots, Kessler Syndrome, megaconstellations, and Speilberg's new teaser trailer for Disclosure Day.
Burnie and Ashley discuss purchasing mistakes, retail policies, Amazon stores, long term addiction, bail bonds, mass casualty reporting, and the quickest of quicksands.
Disclaimer: Many serious topics in today's episode.Burnie and Ashley discuss Kansas City's playoff streak, alternate timeline merch, Brown University shooting, Bondi Beach shooting, Rob Reiner murder, and navigating crisis events.
Burnie and Ashley discuss the Game Awards, dead genres, Divinity, Control, Baldur's Gate, and causing chaos in Venmo comments.
Burnie and Ashley discuss dermaplaning, being self conscious, US creeping on your socials, piracy on the high seas, Pirates!, AI water usage, Hank Green, Tehran, and a follow up on Joe The Cat.
Burnie and Ashley discuss the Australian social media ban, the worst platforms for kids, Joe the Cat, Game Awards, Expedition 33, Dispatch, Kik, World Cup, weaponizing sexual content, Eurovision, media protests, the Pop Tart bowl, and the Wrapped movement has gone too far.
Burnie and Ashley discuss Half Sword, violence in videogames, adrenaline games, the hostile takeover of WB, and the media devils on our shoulders.
Burnie and Ashley discuss pumping up the crowd, cell phone lockers, Star Wars diners, A New Hope theatrical cut, being the coldest, the cringe-worty World Cup draw, The Jason Statham Game, and the surprising wins at the box office.
Burnie and Ashley discuss negging your partner, Spotify Wrapped, Sponsor Chat this weekend, Flu season in Scotland, Dave Chapelle's Edmonton show, World Cup Draws, and Netflix wins the WBD bidding process.
Burnie and Ashley discuss She-Ra, He-Man, Netflix reboots, serial animated shows, obscure cartoons, Star Blazers, Popples, Chinese ICE flood, Indian Teslas, Tarantino's rants, Fortnite lore, Dell donations, and Spaceballs 2.
Burnie and Ashley discuss voice mails from Black Friday, the weird world of Golf ads, Francis Ford Coppola watch auctions, not knowing about collectibles, Guillermo Del Toro, China's robotic warnings, the Chinese Bike Collapse of 2018, learning from bubbles, and having an exit strategy.
Burnie and Ashley talk about rawdogging boredom, barebacking travel, K-shaped economies, all gas no brakes spending, and all problems no solutions podcasting.
Burnie and Ashley discuss College Football, World Cup 2026, Wicked Too, Zootopia 2, Kill Bill Fortnite, Wobbly Life, Quarto, Chess, and the Airbus 320 rollback.
Burnie and Ashley discuss Black Friday, the best holiday ever, Howard Stern's cancellation, snacking, getting ready for Playboy, not being able to respond to heat, media mergers, and the future we could all be living in.
Burnie and Ashley discuss turkeys, Paw Patrol and modern fascism, Tron release, Tether downgrade, gold holdings, Korean romcoms, and the Scrubs reboot.
Burnie and Ashley discuss defrosting, learning you're smarter than adults, microwave fears, gifts for dads, Stranger Things release day, AP's Top 25 Football teams, AP Top 10 videogames, fictional kinks, Burnie's awful streak of endings, and Disney World kind of sucking.
Burnie and Ashley discuss Executive death threats, Starliner, Bitcoin crash, day trading, Scion fund closure, Wicked premiere, Titanic's PCP problem, and deli meats.
Burnie and Ashley discuss passkeys, sleeping in the car, Xbox 360 turns 20, the weird weekend of American politics, Helldivers, Dispatch, Megabonk, and the terrible burden of original ideas.
Burnie and Ashley discuss Dispatch, Joey's lost episodes, funny voiced actors, Sean Astin, Gomez Addams, Star Trek lyrics, Xena, Outland, Dark Star, and fringe sci-fi favorites.
Burnie and Ashley discuss Aberdeen, Scottish weather, World Cup, geography according to Americans, Epstein, training LLMs on locked documents, Devs, Nick Offerman, Station Eleven, 1978 Dawn of the Dead, Kingdom Come, physical vs digital games, and shoveling snow.
Burnie and Ashley discuss 6/7, generational numbers, Epstein saga ending, Epstein saga just beginning, being cool vs being responsible, Game of the Year, Disptach, Deadpool VR, Subnautica 2, technology only used by accident, and Games Of The Year Of Our Backlog.
Burnie and Ashley discuss chess lessons, carton physics, Rube Goldberg, female members of Jackass, Lego Economics, Home Alone, Zathura, Jumanji, Simpsons Fortnite, Vbucks, Microsoft Points, and virtual currencies.
Burnie and Ashley discuss the weekend box office, Running Man 2025, Now You Don't Cant't See Me, Dispatch, AP Top 25, Tom Cruise's first Oscar, weird Oscar snubs, most coveted awards, DJI's uncertain sales future, the Maldives generational ban, and updates on RvB Restoration.
Burnie and Ashley discsuss Sabrina Carpenter, Veronika Slowikowska, cringe vs empathy, funding for the arts vs funding for AI artists, Vine reboots, billionaire activities, MySpace Tom, Star Trek's odd number problem, the female gaze, and RvB Restoration hits the site this weekend.
Burnie and Ashley discuss the RT Podcast poster, Tobin Lee, limited runs, Valve's hardware announcements, government reopening, Tehran drinking words, liquid words, drop crocs, dads in the pool, and a new drop contest.
Burnie and Ashley discuss Wicked 2, finger stroking, Hot Ones new show, Sean Evans, Running Man, Now You See Me's cool popcorn bucket, Funko's troubles, the end of Roombas, and the iPhone pocket.
Burnie and Ashley discuss rainbow hexagons, rainbow marriages, the Supreme Court leaves Kim Davis on read, the SNAP escalation, AI country songs, ghost bananas, Coke AI ads, Gen V, Andor, and Burnie's baguette era.
Burnie and Ashley discuss sin-based wishes, date formats, 22:22 as underrated time, left-hand drive, genie strategy, couples watching habits, Stranger Things Season 5 Parts 1-3, holiday movies, Scottish rugby, government restarts, and Tehrans' dire water scenario.
Burnie and Ashley discuss Thanksgiving buffers, gift giving, Burnie's impatience, hard to find Thanksgiving foods, NSFW Reddit, getting stuck in space, Burnie VLOG, cutting inappropriate content, Uber, Austin, the modern media timelines, and GTA VI gets delayed again.
Burnie and Ashley discuss The Iron Cross, strippers, Showgirls week, Mush clones, Tom Brady's genetic experiments, mandatory disclosures, Counterstrike's market crash, Reddit NFTs, Bitcoin dips below 100k, rotating socks, losing clothes, and different greens.
Burnie and Ashley discuss NY elections, Ted Danson, The Good Place, Michael Schur, Jared Keeso, enviable careers, Showgirls, Dutch cuts, being Hobbits, Elon Musk on Scots, and loving our chosen home.
Burnie and Ashley discuss election day, prize pumpkins, Sexiest Man of the Year, Wicked, Bridgerton, the 14 month calendar, the Phantom Tim Conspiracy, Hooters comeback, Switch 2 sales numbers, and what day of the week should be the start.
Burnie and Ashley discuss daylights saving, relative holidays, mobile nuggets, trick or treating, Scottish commitment, blue shells, Nintendo lawsuits, and keep our vow of silence.
Burnie and Ashley discuss Halloween, John Carepenter's Halloween, Halloween 3, Meta's very personal porn habit, Best and Worst Halloween candies, dark chocolate, Nvidia hits 5 trillion, Netflix considering Warner, and weirdest movie in a franchise.
Burnie and Ashley discuss Halloween, Trick or Treating, secret identities, high resolution, Brazil police raids, American gunboats, tourists sweeps, Error 37, cursor blindness, videogame problems, timed achievements, and the World Series enters the final stretch.
Burnie and Ashley discuss Halloween, 1X Neo robot, training in the home, monkeys on the loose, and mice with beautiful heads of hair.
Burnie and Ashley discuss annoying technology, Apple Live Events, the record setting-ish World Series game, Burnie and Gus Sorola at the 2005 World Series, Ashley hears Burnie's ghost, Nike's powered shoe, mainstream exoskeletons, Emily Blunt roleplay, Live Die Repeat, the Rivian eBike, Elon Musk's robot army, and Burnie's weird movie recommendation.
Burnie and Ashley discuss the World Series, Jonas Brothers, U2, Cam Skatebo, NY Giants, the precious resource of public attention, and thoughts about the Halo Campaign Evolved announcement.
Burnie and Ashley discuss NBA gambling busts, forest fire trials, AI police work, rooting for Canada, Pokemon Happy Meals, puppies vs lingerie, flag football Pro Bowl, and fixing the fix. Support our podcast at: https://www.roosterteeth.comFor the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere.comFor merch, check out: http://store.roosterteeth.com
Burnie and Ashley discuss female anatomy, community posts, weight based diet plans, Bobiverse, Downton Abbey, Red vs Blue's long term structure, locking up everything, anti-theft culture, Get Smart, Rosey The Robot, and learning to love the Star Wars prequels.
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