Join Burnie Burns and Ashley Burns every weekday for a coffee-fueled morning ritual, chatting about what's happening in our world.
The Morning Somewhere podcast is a must-listen for fans of Burnie Burns and Ashley Jenkins who have missed their presence in the podcasting world. As a long-time listener of the Rooster Teeth Podcast, I was saddened when Burnie left and missed hearing his rants and humor on a weekly basis. However, this new podcast has been an absolute delight to listen to.
One of the best aspects of The Morning Somewhere is that it offers bite-sized episodes that are perfect for a quick commute or lunch break. Each episode lasts between 20 to 30 minutes, making it easily digestible and accessible for listeners with busy schedules. Despite the shorter runtime, Burnie and Ashley have not lost their touch. They are just as funny, engaging, and grateful to their audience as they have always been.
The dynamic between Burnie and Ashley is incredible. Their wit and banter make for entertaining discussions on various topics ranging from current events to lifestyle and entertainment/media/video games. They don't take themselves too seriously, which adds to the overall comedic charm of the show.
However, one drawback of The Morning Somewhere podcast is that some may find it hit or miss since it primarily consists of two people talking about whatever they want each episode. While Burnie's hosting skills are fantastic, there may be times when the conversations feel a bit forced or lacking in direction. Nonetheless, this is only a minor issue compared to the overall quality of the show.
In conclusion, The Morning Somewhere podcast is a welcome return for those who have missed Burnie Burns and Ashley Jenkins in the podcasting world. It offers a perfect balance of humor, information, and entertainment in its brief episodes that can easily fit into any morning routine. Whether you're a fan of their previous work or new to their content, I highly recommend giving this podcast a listen. It's sure to bring a smile to your face and start your day off right.
Burnie and Ashley discuss train culture, perfect environments, skin care routines, teenage skin problems, men's hygiene, mall kiosk beauty, eyebrow trends, microblading, paperbag jeans, moustache goofin, Fat Bear Week's winner, and the rise of nepo cubs.
Burnie and Ashley discuss organizational strategies, bursts of energy, Minecraft new dimension, Dungeons II, Minecraft Legends, Mark Rober, minecraft builds, FlyDubai flight incident, mimicking television, best late year holiday, and the great debate of alpaca vs goose.
Burnie and Ashley discuss house projects, solar energy, Xbox goes Mythic, Xbox Insiders, Mythical etymology, gamerscore, disc to digtial, and supporting our fellow game players.
Burnie and Ashley discuss the VMAs, Yung Lean, viral in 2026, Thousand Hand dance, Avantgardey, Aldi, Costco seasonal aisle, girl math coffee update, the VMAs, paying for stuff no one else pays for, the VMAs, airport shuttles, Madonna, Tom Cruise, and the easy move of being the bad ass.
Burnie and Ashley discuss college football, Coyote vs Acme, Resident Evil, Avengers Endgame DLC, Slither, The Abyss, Bluray releases, Astros Rangers playoff race, Nvidia Heist, porch pirates, shopping cart deposits, smuggling videocards INTO China, and trends that will end poorly.
Burnie and Ashley continue Phat Week by discussing Fat Bear updates, Marshmallow, Chonk, tap to pay controllers, NFL Blitz, QR code logins, bricked smart fridges, ice makers, Crescent ice, and Ashley pitches soda mode.
Burnie and Ashley discuss ads everywhere, food noise, GLP-1 stories, Strange Days, World War Z 2, Tom Cruise oscar noms, Rain Man, institutions, pie irons, parental conspiracies, 8-bit music, and sea shanty dynamics.
Burnie and Ashley discuss the Norm documentary, Weekend Update, Lorne Michaels, Dirty Work, GLP lawsuits, how to figure out if you're blind, food noise, pumpkin genetics, Hurricane Polo, El Nino, hurricane season, podcast trends, beta update, and Xbox reorgs Halo Studios.
Burnie and Ashley discuss heating system woes, radiators, math on the fly, code switching, dehydrating frogs, GTA VI sales predictions, Fat Bears return, fattest countries, and placing our bets.
Burnie and Ashley discuss train day trips, the Beeching Cuts, oil inflluence, AI regulation chatter, rogue agents, the moral obligation to keep AI online, Fire Emblem banana shortages, McDonalds Halo armor, Ole Miss, CAPTCHA tests, and the AP Top 25.
Burnie and Ashley discuss the Macklemore Free Palestine controversy, Streisand Effect, real activism, Extra Life, EU Canada, Resident Evil, and Zach Cregger gets adapting right.
Burnie and Ashley discuss iPad recovery, lightning cables, gag reflexes, Top of the Line videogames, YouTube ad campaigns by nine year olds, The Infinite Extent, and revisiting The Bobiverse.
Burnie and Ashley discuss Hyrox, Crossfit, Sony gray out, re-inventing the MP3 player, Sidephone, slab phones, Steam frame, Meta Quest, and being the biggest part of the problem.
Burnie and Ashley discuss the Emmy's, Sydney Sweeney gambling ads, Widow's Bay, Hacks, Google Calendar woes, The Pitt, evergreen TV settings, share doxxing, plastic cookies, and rage quitting the podcast.
Burnie and Ashley discuss technical problems, white hat hackers, Car Play 2/Ultra, Texas comesback on Ohio State, Kim Kardashian, AP Top 25, NFL opening weekend, MLB playoffs, and stopping the season while we're ahead.
Burnie and Ashley discuss battery problems, lightning cables, King Of The Hill Race, Amazon AI mouth morphing, dub vs sub, boat ramp anxiety, and putt putt antics.
Burnie and Ashley discuss Supergirl, Obsession, Bruce Wayne's foot in two worlds, Apple announcements, Microsoft's Duo, prices for mobile devices, cinema inflation, undergraduate costs, and Nicolas Cage, benevolent ruler.
Burnie and Ashley discuss Michigan's removal from the Top 25, Colorado's fifth down, LIV bankruptcy, Mixer, lucrative deals that die quickly, first down technology, You Can See Everything, Alpha Gang, Canadian motorcycle ban, and UK travel woes.
Burnie and Ashley talk about lonely Thursday, Friday Eve, Guinness Heist, Florida welfare changes, UBI, subscription economies, Xbox cloud gaming changes, measuring usage, firing customers, Xbox Play Anywhere, and the death of physical.
Burnie and Ashley discuss Labor Day, college football, iPhone 18 announcements, foldable phones, Dyson toothbrushes, stuff in your teeth, Norway bans "pervert" glasses, and the new world of College Football.
Burnie and Ashley discuss lifetime achievements, Gloria Steinem, Watership Down, Street Fight trailer, name switcheroo, American name generator, Lion King lawsuit ends, types of GPS, the new White House arcade, and the greatest Street Fighter character.
Burnie and Ashley discuss class action arbitration, Sony's unreasonable argument, expiring purchases, stripping away the factory, adding carcinogens, rawdogging consumer products, weird keyboards, and leaving the Age of Reason.
Burnie and Ashley discuss McDonald's Side Mission menu, limited edition foods, picky eating, Halo nuggets, Fallout Blamco Bites, Final Fantasy 7, cool kid Minecraft, Doublefine kickstarter, and being a good citizen of the stars.
Burnie and Ashley discuss prediction market bans George Santos, the Tornoto accent, low South African flyovers, vehicle boundaries, British back roads, vet tech weighs in, Messi retires, marching bands, and checking our wet bulbs.
Burnie and Ashley discuss new RTAA, Pumpking Spice, rabies goats, free treadmills, OK Go, rabies vaccines, seagull losses, Fortnite goes smutty, and pound vs pound.
Burnie sits down with the narrator of the wildly popular Dungeon Crawler Carl series. They discuss voice acting, collaboration, and starting a media business. Orginally intended as the 2026.08.24 episode, it is not released as an Extra episode. Enjoy!
Burnie and Ashley discuss GTA VI Extended Look, EA sells to Saudi investment, simming football, Big Ambitions, winner talk, Alpha camps, Civ VII, EV features, and eXistenZ.
Burnie and Ashley discuss Tim Curry, Legend, being beloved, Twitter abandonment lawsuit, Nepal floods, geological scale of humans, Willow, Meta settlement, Portal, and gamer parent wins.
Burnie and Ashley discuss Dolly Parton, celebrating a life when the person is alive, Gotham Irn Bru, Lego Skylines, Sim genre stall, and Protein everything.
Burnie and Ashley discuss acronyminating everything, Jeff Hays, narrator differences, Playstation protests, life as a boiling frog, Sony corporate responses, and How To Fish.
Burnie and Ashley discuss Ted Lasso Season 4, boneless couches, The Expanse opening crawl, Masters of the Universe, the Iranian Rial, US Canadian trade war, and warning bells in the nanny state.
Burnie and Ashley discuss spooky scary skeletons, Costco bargains, retail influencers, market volatility, Lanterns, streaming time slots, camera AirPods, Mush identification, and doing their part for mass surveillance.
Burnie and Ashley discuss the VMA nominations, Madonna's nearly unprecedented longevity, BTC rally, Iran on the offensive, folding@home, and Moderna's cancer vaccine.
Burnie and Ashley discuss Scottish weather forecast, Austin's rain defense system, Penn State's fraternity drug ring, Van Wilder, National Lampoon, wikipedia high fives, and the Boneless Couch era begins.
Burnie and Ashley discuss Snapdragon, emulation, printing issues, the Han Kuang war games, cameras to people, highest August gas prices, Collge Football Preseason poll, and the Grantown On Spey Remakery.
Burnie and Ashley discuss who is cooler, influencer degrees, YouTube's new requirements, D23, Xmen casting, Starfighter, Zootopia 3, and other D23 announcements.
Burnie and Ashley discuss co-parenting apologies, our community experts, Apple Maps making a comeback, windmill talk, construction talk, Polymarket betting on wildfires, and Chinese bullet trains.
Burnie and Ashley discuss their 14-hour road trip, The Treenis, Tubbee's, EVs, range anxiety, THE NORTH, and road trip rules.
Burnie and Ashley discuss eclipses, preparing too soon, age verification, Steam leaks, good personal data vs bad personal data, and getting phished.
Burnie and Ashley discuss GenZ 9/11 accountability, two factor bomb defusal, Lando Norris, gamer air traffic controller, ATC achievments, muscle memory driving, panic response, pre-written obituaries, and panic responses.
Burnie and Ashley discuss sexting, One Night Only, romcom romps, Gen X puritanism, hippie reversal, Spokane fire, Spiderman, the spoiler window, Lando Norris Monsters, and the mental nature of flavors.
Burnie and Ashley double down on Lumalee, discuss animation casting, Mario stolen valor, influencer double downs, the Spiderman bump, swinging mechanics, Bionic Commando, Iranian strait plans, Odyssey, and Nolan's ever-growing troupe.
This episode contains discussions of self harm. Burnie and Ashley discuss Roblox, gaming valuations, laying off players, friend slop, Fall Guys, Among Us, SpaceX to the moon, solar eclipses, asteroid near passes, and the mechanics & limits of empathy.
Burnie and Ashley discuss fond farewells, guy group dynamics, British privacy laws, the Texas nanny state, Discord ID verification, THC laws in the Lone Star state, and being the highest regarded authority in all marijuana topics.
Burnie and Ashley discuss BWM's latest enshittification efforts, Spiderman box office, box office records, realistic CGI, God of War, Bautista, and when nihilism goes cute.
Burnie and Ashley discuss Spider Man, billion dollar weekends, biggest power couples, and AI authoring.
Burnie and Ashley discuss their personal beef, cow wrangling, monster cow, Nic Cage, stolen film, bison domestication, Spiderman Brand New Day, and Gaelic Football. UPDATE: Now featuring today's episode. Depending on your podcast service you may need to re-download.
Burnie and Ashley discuss hangover cures, jet lag, tortillas, Altman, weird people, weird billionaires, cow deflation, duress passwords, Fed stalls, and poisoning the conversation well.
Burnie and Ashley discuss the singularity, chip sell off, Sam Altman, scale problems, self awareness, dealing with anxiety, and Ashley's movie dilemma.
Burnie and Ashley discuss YouTuber voice, transatlantic accents, hurricanes and wildfires, controller holding methodologies, Steam Machine experiences, million dollar faceplate ideas, smartphone life, and moving on from circumspection.
Burnie and Ashley discuss Halo Campaign Evolved, Odyssey second weekend record, when woke doesn't go broke, San Diego Comic Con round up, the wind down of the comic movei era, Lanterns, Blade Runner 2099, how to stop talking, Resident Evil, being a casual fan, Neuromancer, Mike Flanagan, and the world's biggest conventions.
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