Morning Somewhere

Burnie and Ashley discuss Dispatch, Joey's lost episodes, funny voiced actors, Sean Astin, Gomez Addams, Star Trek lyrics, Xena, Outland, Dark Star, and fringe sci-fi favorites.

Burnie and Ashley discuss Aberdeen, Scottish weather, World Cup, geography according to Americans, Epstein, training LLMs on locked documents, Devs, Nick Offerman, Station Eleven, 1978 Dawn of the Dead, Kingdom Come, physical vs digital games, and shoveling snow.

Burnie and Ashley discuss 6/7, generational numbers, Epstein saga ending, Epstein saga just beginning, being cool vs being responsible, Game of the Year, Disptach, Deadpool VR, Subnautica 2, technology only used by accident, and Games Of The Year Of Our Backlog.

Burnie and Ashley discuss chess lessons, carton physics, Rube Goldberg, female members of Jackass, Lego Economics, Home Alone, Zathura, Jumanji, Simpsons Fortnite, Vbucks, Microsoft Points, and virtual currencies.

Burnie and Ashley discuss the weekend box office, Running Man 2025, Now You Don't Cant't See Me, Dispatch, AP Top 25, Tom Cruise's first Oscar, weird Oscar snubs, most coveted awards, DJI's uncertain sales future, the Maldives generational ban, and updates on RvB Restoration.

Burnie and Ashley discsuss Sabrina Carpenter, Veronika Slowikowska, cringe vs empathy, funding for the arts vs funding for AI artists, Vine reboots, billionaire activities, MySpace Tom, Star Trek's odd number problem, the female gaze, and RvB Restoration hits the site this weekend.

Burnie and Ashley discuss the RT Podcast poster, Tobin Lee, limited runs, Valve's hardware announcements, government reopening, Tehran drinking words, liquid words, drop crocs, dads in the pool, and a new drop contest.

Burnie and Ashley discuss Wicked 2, finger stroking, Hot Ones new show, Sean Evans, Running Man, Now You See Me's cool popcorn bucket, Funko's troubles, the end of Roombas, and the iPhone pocket.

Burnie and Ashley discuss rainbow hexagons, rainbow marriages, the Supreme Court leaves Kim Davis on read, the SNAP escalation, AI country songs, ghost bananas, Coke AI ads, Gen V, Andor, and Burnie's baguette era.

Burnie and Ashley discuss sin-based wishes, date formats, 22:22 as underrated time, left-hand drive, genie strategy, couples watching habits, Stranger Things Season 5 Parts 1-3, holiday movies, Scottish rugby, government restarts, and Tehrans' dire water scenario.

Burnie and Ashley discuss Thanksgiving buffers, gift giving, Burnie's impatience, hard to find Thanksgiving foods, NSFW Reddit, getting stuck in space, Burnie VLOG, cutting inappropriate content, Uber, Austin, the modern media timelines, and GTA VI gets delayed again.

Burnie and Ashley discuss The Iron Cross, strippers, Showgirls week, Mush clones, Tom Brady's genetic experiments, mandatory disclosures, Counterstrike's market crash, Reddit NFTs, Bitcoin dips below 100k, rotating socks, losing clothes, and different greens.

Burnie and Ashley discuss NY elections, Ted Danson, The Good Place, Michael Schur, Jared Keeso, enviable careers, Showgirls, Dutch cuts, being Hobbits, Elon Musk on Scots, and loving our chosen home.

Burnie and Ashley discuss election day, prize pumpkins, Sexiest Man of the Year, Wicked, Bridgerton, the 14 month calendar, the Phantom Tim Conspiracy, Hooters comeback, Switch 2 sales numbers, and what day of the week should be the start.

Burnie and Ashley discuss daylights saving, relative holidays, mobile nuggets, trick or treating, Scottish commitment, blue shells, Nintendo lawsuits, and keep our vow of silence.

Burnie and Ashley discuss Halloween, John Carepenter's Halloween, Halloween 3, Meta's very personal porn habit, Best and Worst Halloween candies, dark chocolate, Nvidia hits 5 trillion, Netflix considering Warner, and weirdest movie in a franchise.

Burnie and Ashley discuss Halloween, Trick or Treating, secret identities, high resolution, Brazil police raids, American gunboats, tourists sweeps, Error 37, cursor blindness, videogame problems, timed achievements, and the World Series enters the final stretch.

Burnie and Ashley discuss Halloween, 1X Neo robot, training in the home, monkeys on the loose, and mice with beautiful heads of hair.

Burnie and Ashley discuss annoying technology, Apple Live Events, the record setting-ish World Series game, Burnie and Gus Sorola at the 2005 World Series, Ashley hears Burnie's ghost, Nike's powered shoe, mainstream exoskeletons, Emily Blunt roleplay, Live Die Repeat, the Rivian eBike, Elon Musk's robot army, and Burnie's weird movie recommendation.

Burnie and Ashley discuss the World Series, Jonas Brothers, U2, Cam Skatebo, NY Giants, the precious resource of public attention, and thoughts about the Halo Campaign Evolved announcement.

Burnie and Ashley discuss NBA gambling busts, forest fire trials, AI police work, rooting for Canada, Pokemon Happy Meals, puppies vs lingerie, flag football Pro Bowl, and fixing the fix. Support our podcast at: https://www.roosterteeth.comFor the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere.comFor merch, check out: http://store.roosterteeth.com

Burnie and Ashley discuss female anatomy, community posts, weight based diet plans, Bobiverse, Downton Abbey, Red vs Blue's long term structure, locking up everything, anti-theft culture, Get Smart, Rosey The Robot, and learning to love the Star Wars prequels.

Burnie and Ashley discuss Open AI's new browser, ASMR fugitives, The Anti Corruption of Public Morals Act, government shutdown correction, gold toilet futures, postive aspects of lockdown, drinking fountains, and peanut allergies taking a nose dive.

Burnie and Ashley discuss the Mariners collapse, yips, AWS outage, revealing architecture via outage, the quiet tension of data outages, internet addiction, and record setting government shutdowns.

Burnie and Ashley discuss Shohei Ohtani's big night, amazing individual performances, Louvre heists, TAMU BAC, rivalries, Jobless Growth, and the quiet part out loud.

Burnie and Ashley discuss a Game of Thrones rewatch, does a bad ending matter on a rewatch, Tron:Ares, the actor in the most franchises, Tivo ends its broadcast day, streaming killed the broadcast star, predicting tech via porn, and Ashley's experience with the Xbox Ally handheld.

Burnie and Ben King discuss time differences between countries, night life, all-nighters, expensive prices for locals, David Guetta, challenging strong visions, telling people they were right, what makes a good DJ, and universal basic income for artists.

Burnie and Ben King talk about benchmarking childhoods, dial-up internet, fintech, the mystery crypto investor, turning a buck, Burnie's sci-fi AGI theory, Free Speech as a visa holder, One Battle After Another, and the motivations behind technical

Burnie and Ashley discuss Apple TV's all new name, Battlefield 6 is actually Battlefield 37, Brutal Legend, Tim Schafer, Scott C, and achievement theory.

Burnie and Ashley discuss Monday mornings, taking the highlighted path, MLB playoffs, college football rankings, childhood shaping sports choices, Zootropolis, Teen Wolf, Jason Bateman, Universal Classic Monsters, voice acting, efforts sessions, Tom Cruise's Mummy trailer, and weird casting connections.

Burnie and Ashley discuss mommy monitoring, daddy destruction, GBP drops vs the currency with no government, Bitcoin & Gold ATHs, Discord leaks, providing your ID, VPNs on notice, and missing a window in consumer blowback.

Burnie and Ashley discuss Nobel Prize Showdown 2025, science prize money, EU burger regulations, new foods, not answering calls from Sweden, banned authors, Calvin butt, Vine editing, and abandoned URLs.

Burnie and Ashley discuss contest winners, Wes Anderson, Austin celebs, Mike Judge, blasts from the past, Korey Coleman, high school AP courses, the cool teacher, and being unable to solve our own problems as teenagers.

Burnie and Ashley discuss hot Atlantean princes, cloud based media, Xbox pricing rumors, Hank Green, Hulu shutting down, and a new drop contest at RoosterTeeth.com.

Burnie and Ashley discuss the break, our contest winner, Fattest Bear champion, Taylor Swift, bnl, The Big Bang Theory theme song, bubble porn, clean video stores, user liability, and Sora 2.

Burnie and Ashley discuss that Pumpkin Spice Life, Ashley's Fat Bear update, the importance of nicknames, evolving ideas, being right while being wrong, Hades II, rogue-lite games, isometry, and taking off for a week. First person to comment the source of the drop in the roosterteeth.com website comments for this episode will be sent a code for a t-shirt from the Rooster Teeth Store. Prize awarded solely at the discretion of Michael "Burnie" Burns.

Burnie and Ashley discuss their succesful (?) dental exams, popular internet t-shirts, tall vibing, best selling RT shirts, The Yoke Controversy, future judgement, Farscape, Babylon 5, Stargate, and when good medical news leads to bad habits.

Burnie and Ashley discuss robot umpires, robot mowers, robot vacuums, robot Amazon workers, loving humans, and yet despising internet comments. Plus fat bears and Bat Boy.

Burnie and Ashley discuss Monday's contest, Pretty Woman, sharks, 3000, Jimmy Kimmel, Fat Bear prelims, local television stations, UK TV licenses, the legacy of broadcast television, Russian jets in Estonian airspace, Palestinian recognition, Rapture 2025, and what happens a week after the Rapture.

Burnie and Ashley discuss drop contests, loopholes, watching Alien Earth, not watching Alien Earth, Disney owns everything, Teddy Ruxpin, toy movies, The Popples, deep generational cuts, imagery burned into our brains as kids, The Black Hole, Amityville Horror, Toys, Trilogy of Terror, The Smashing Machine, and the 1990's hard line of cultural sensitivity.

Burnie and Ashley discuss smart fridges, All Advantage, ad bars, the YouTube Partner Program, the second fridge, Otter Pops, new iOS, liquid glass, too many metrics, and bricking biotech.

Burnie and Ashley discuss Jimmy Kimmel's suspension, Burnie's frustration with discussing American extremism every single day, meth animals, The Witcher recasting, Misson Impossible's impact on comic book movies, and is there such as a thing as bad superhero casting?

Burnie and Ashley discuss hitting the post, Limewire buying Fyre Festival, the Klarna IPO, reinventing everything, layaway, broke economics, A24 dating bios, red flags, making fun of games while planning a game, scuba heists, and Disney dishes.

Burnie and Ashley discuss The Diplomat, debt-is-good financial strategies, lots of thoughts of dead media & social media addiction, The Diplomat, and the 90th death of Austin, TX.

Burnie and Ashley run long talking about the 2025 Emmys, Adolescence, Severance, The Studio, cringe comedy, long takes, competing with your castmates, Hacks, Marvelous Mrs Maisel, Manacled, and when fan fics go legit.

Burnie and Ashley talk about little kids' laughter, viral names, SingingTeacherGirl, more giant media mergers, Tron Ares, the Bioshock movie, streaming media compressions, the Overemployed movement, and name blindness.

Burnie and Ashley talk about the death of Charlie Kirk, the human quality of empathy, and the cyclical nature of violence.

Burnie and Ashley discuss the Duolingo takeover, the Apple awe dropping event, Lemmings & Brontosauruses, under-using technology, being one number away from a billion dollars, Publisher's Clearing House, Russia's crypto conspiracy for US debt, and the line between fetish and fraud.

Burnie and Ashley yammer on about audiobooks, lottery payouts, Australia's sunscreen scandal, searching for a specific item in 2025, Apple's iPhone event, Far Bears, and drama at beauty pageants.

Burnie and Ashley discuss Hollow Knight, baseball catches, Burnie's new Doomsday clock idea, ragebait, and the billion dollar Powerball.

Burnie and Jordan Cwierz talk about Jordan's day off, the Glenfarclas distillery, whisky making, going deep on a new passion, unrepeatable experiences, badly behaved athletes, Michael Jordan, SNL shake ups, grad school, different university experiences, and a new RTAA this weekend.