Join Burnie Burns and Ashley Burns every weekday for a coffee-fueled morning ritual, chatting about what's happening in our world.
The Morning Somewhere podcast is a must-listen for fans of Burnie Burns and Ashley Jenkins who have missed their presence in the podcasting world. As a long-time listener of the Rooster Teeth Podcast, I was saddened when Burnie left and missed hearing his rants and humor on a weekly basis. However, this new podcast has been an absolute delight to listen to.
One of the best aspects of The Morning Somewhere is that it offers bite-sized episodes that are perfect for a quick commute or lunch break. Each episode lasts between 20 to 30 minutes, making it easily digestible and accessible for listeners with busy schedules. Despite the shorter runtime, Burnie and Ashley have not lost their touch. They are just as funny, engaging, and grateful to their audience as they have always been.
The dynamic between Burnie and Ashley is incredible. Their wit and banter make for entertaining discussions on various topics ranging from current events to lifestyle and entertainment/media/video games. They don't take themselves too seriously, which adds to the overall comedic charm of the show.
However, one drawback of The Morning Somewhere podcast is that some may find it hit or miss since it primarily consists of two people talking about whatever they want each episode. While Burnie's hosting skills are fantastic, there may be times when the conversations feel a bit forced or lacking in direction. Nonetheless, this is only a minor issue compared to the overall quality of the show.
In conclusion, The Morning Somewhere podcast is a welcome return for those who have missed Burnie Burns and Ashley Jenkins in the podcasting world. It offers a perfect balance of humor, information, and entertainment in its brief episodes that can easily fit into any morning routine. Whether you're a fan of their previous work or new to their content, I highly recommend giving this podcast a listen. It's sure to bring a smile to your face and start your day off right.
Burnie and Ashley discuss mommy monitoring, daddy destruction, GBP drops vs the currency with no government, Bitcoin & Gold ATHs, Discord leaks, providing your ID, VPNs on notice, and missing a window in consumer blowback.
Burnie and Ashley discuss Nobel Prize Showdown 2025, science prize money, EU burger regulations, new foods, not answering calls from Sweden, banned authors, Calvin butt, Vine editing, and abandoned URLs.
Burnie and Ashley discuss contest winners, Wes Anderson, Austin celebs, Mike Judge, blasts from the past, Korey Coleman, high school AP courses, the cool teacher, and being unable to solve our own problems as teenagers.
Burnie and Ashley discuss hot Atlantean princes, cloud based media, Xbox pricing rumors, Hank Green, Hulu shutting down, and a new drop contest at RoosterTeeth.com.
Burnie and Ashley discuss the break, our contest winner, Fattest Bear champion, Taylor Swift, bnl, The Big Bang Theory theme song, bubble porn, clean video stores, user liability, and Sora 2.
Burnie and Ashley discuss that Pumpkin Spice Life, Ashley's Fat Bear update, the importance of nicknames, evolving ideas, being right while being wrong, Hades II, rogue-lite games, isometry, and taking off for a week. First person to comment the source of the drop in the roosterteeth.com website comments for this episode will be sent a code for a t-shirt from the Rooster Teeth Store. Prize awarded solely at the discretion of Michael "Burnie" Burns.
Burnie and Ashley discuss their succesful (?) dental exams, popular internet t-shirts, tall vibing, best selling RT shirts, The Yoke Controversy, future judgement, Farscape, Babylon 5, Stargate, and when good medical news leads to bad habits.
Burnie and Ashley discuss robot umpires, robot mowers, robot vacuums, robot Amazon workers, loving humans, and yet despising internet comments. Plus fat bears and Bat Boy.
Burnie and Ashley discuss Monday's contest, Pretty Woman, sharks, 3000, Jimmy Kimmel, Fat Bear prelims, local television stations, UK TV licenses, the legacy of broadcast television, Russian jets in Estonian airspace, Palestinian recognition, Rapture 2025, and what happens a week after the Rapture.
Burnie and Ashley discuss drop contests, loopholes, watching Alien Earth, not watching Alien Earth, Disney owns everything, Teddy Ruxpin, toy movies, The Popples, deep generational cuts, imagery burned into our brains as kids, The Black Hole, Amityville Horror, Toys, Trilogy of Terror, The Smashing Machine, and the 1990's hard line of cultural sensitivity.
Burnie and Ashley discuss smart fridges, All Advantage, ad bars, the YouTube Partner Program, the second fridge, Otter Pops, new iOS, liquid glass, too many metrics, and bricking biotech.
Burnie and Ashley discuss Jimmy Kimmel's suspension, Burnie's frustration with discussing American extremism every single day, meth animals, The Witcher recasting, Misson Impossible's impact on comic book movies, and is there such as a thing as bad superhero casting?
Burnie and Ashley discuss hitting the post, Limewire buying Fyre Festival, the Klarna IPO, reinventing everything, layaway, broke economics, A24 dating bios, red flags, making fun of games while planning a game, scuba heists, and Disney dishes.
Burnie and Ashley discuss The Diplomat, debt-is-good financial strategies, lots of thoughts of dead media & social media addiction, The Diplomat, and the 90th death of Austin, TX.
Burnie and Ashley run long talking about the 2025 Emmys, Adolescence, Severance, The Studio, cringe comedy, long takes, competing with your castmates, Hacks, Marvelous Mrs Maisel, Manacled, and when fan fics go legit.
Burnie and Ashley talk about little kids' laughter, viral names, SingingTeacherGirl, more giant media mergers, Tron Ares, the Bioshock movie, streaming media compressions, the Overemployed movement, and name blindness.
Burnie and Ashley talk about the death of Charlie Kirk, the human quality of empathy, and the cyclical nature of violence.
Burnie and Ashley discuss the Duolingo takeover, the Apple awe dropping event, Lemmings & Brontosauruses, under-using technology, being one number away from a billion dollars, Publisher's Clearing House, Russia's crypto conspiracy for US debt, and the line between fetish and fraud.
Burnie and Ashley yammer on about audiobooks, lottery payouts, Australia's sunscreen scandal, searching for a specific item in 2025, Apple's iPhone event, Far Bears, and drama at beauty pageants.
Burnie and Ashley discuss Hollow Knight, baseball catches, Burnie's new Doomsday clock idea, ragebait, and the billion dollar Powerball.
Burnie and Jordan Cwierz talk about Jordan's day off, the Glenfarclas distillery, whisky making, going deep on a new passion, unrepeatable experiences, badly behaved athletes, Michael Jordan, SNL shake ups, grad school, different university experiences, and a new RTAA this weekend.
Burnie and Ashley discuss backlog television content, Alien:Earth's rave reviews, Doctor Who, sonic screwdrivers, Lara Croft, Sophie Turner, sinister snails, mirror life, Don Coriolis, and the annoying overhead of winter car prep.
Burnie and Jordan Cwierz discuss their history together, cool fan art, the first RTX, Conan O'Brien takes, Jordan's rough history of roasting, the bizarre 535 connection, Isle of Skye adventures, the curse of low profile tires, and being in permanent holiday mode. Extended version with an extra 20 minutes of this podcast is available for Patrons and Sponsors: https://www.roosterteeth.com/For the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere.comFor merch, check out: http://store.roosterteeth.com
Burnie and Ashley discuss phone tech support, single track roads, spelling Quiraing, road trips, river etymology, bold beard choices, CEO takedowns, and cheeky ball swaps.
Burnie and Ashley discuss lush Summers, Pumpkin Spice, College Football, superstitions, Burnie's paranormal experience, Long Walk promotions, a new Rooster Teeth website feature, and collapsible pop-up technology.Support our podcast at: https://www.roosterteeth.comFor the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere.comFor merch, check out: http://store.roosterteeth.com
Burnie and Ashley discuss coffee math 2k25, shower descriptions, crowd sourcing, Wet Wipe Island, fatbergs, shower maintenance, and fighter jet tech support.Support our podcast at: https://www.roosterteeth.comFor the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere.comFor merch, check out: http://store.roosterteeth.com
Burnie and Ashley discuss the Microsoft Kin vs Kik vs Kick, username pronounciations, presidential logo dogpiles, loaded September, Apple, Long Walk, Downton Abbey, and submitting your Morning Somewhere audience shouts.Support our podcast at: https://www.roosterteeth.comFor the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere.comFor merch, check out: http://store.roosterteeth.com
Burnie and Ashley discuss the Morning Somewhere mascot, the great tin bear market, Raja Jackson, Kick, robodialers, abuse streamers, French autopsies, Swift engagement, and their important immigration date. Support our podcast at: https://www.roosterteeth.comFor the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere.comFor merch, check out: http://store.roosterteeth.com
Burnie and Ashley talk about Ashley's skincare addiction, painting garages, the new TV in the wall description, storage philosophy, skin care routines, how to brush your teeth, acne developments, Connect The Dots puzzles, Paint By Numbers, and great moments in acceptance speeches.
Burnie and Ashley discuss kids birthdays, pretty pregnancies, Apple Shortcuts, modern data speeds in ancient places, The Long Walk, and unsuccessfully avoid the Marvel conversation gravity well.Support our podcast at: https://www.roosterteeth.comFor the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere.comFor merch, check out: http://store.roosterteeth.com
Burnie and Ashley discuss Evan Mulrooney, looking manly at a young age, going grey, life without a smartphone, internet kill switches, and looking ahead to new iPhones.
Burnie and Ashley discuss kids games with adult stuff, Grounded, Satisfactory, Mr Rogers, Frank Caprio, and MIT's failing AI report.Support our podcast at: https://www.roosterteeth.comFor the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere.comFor merch, check out: http://store.roosterteeth.com
Burnie and Ashley discuss the first day of school, health trends they would never do, summer school, corporal punishment, Starlink's new standy mode, good enough tech, Labubu bucks, and the intoxicating allure of investing in trends.Support our podcast at: https://www.roosterteeth.comFor the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere.comFor merch, check out: http://store.roosterteeth.com
Burnie and Ashley discuss the Academy Awards on YouTube, new LOTR, sports blackouts, George RR Martin, The Storm Sword Champions, James Bond, Russia's Number Two guy, and worst jobs in the world.Support our podcast at: https://www.roosterteeth.comFor the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere.comFor merch, check out: http://store.roosterteeth.com
Burnie and Ashley discuss being a mainstager, selfie sessions, shortcuts, letting machines do the work, blowing up, Terence Stamp, and Superman on home video.
Burnie and Ashley discuss fly fishing, non-conservation conservatives, subscription fees, wealth-based fines, social health care byproducts, paying into the NHS, whitetail deer's near extinction, and why deer want to kill you.
Burnie and Ashley discuss Teddy's visit, the lads, fishing, Project Hail Mary, Dungeon Crawler Carl dominating the charts, Q&A crowd work, easy laughs, and being held back by a lack of recording.
Burnie and Ashley discuss improv, Labubu heists, reverse physical transformations, Alien:Earth's breakout star, weird crossovers, and perceived value.Support our podcast at: https://www.roosterteeth.comFor the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere.comFor merch, check out: http://store.roosterteeth.com
Burnie and Ashley discuss weird milestones, weird fan support, gramophones, Motorola, flip phones, Oasis gag orders, the lost art of curation, and their go-to calls for bail money.Support our podcast at: https://www.roosterteeth.comFor the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere.comFor merch, check out: http://store.roosterteeth.com
Burnie and Ashley discuss Weapons, trading nights in a relationship, providing selfies vs credit cards, the personal association of photos, AI rights, and things that survive longer than they should.Support our podcast at: https://www.roosterteeth.comFor the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere.comFor merch, check out: http://store.roosterteeth.com
Burnie and Ashley discuss their plans to see Weapons, Sneak Peek, starting projects to get free stuff, drunkgamers, being wrong in the moment but right over time, water on Mars, Martian Manhunter, Magnesium oil, dumb stuff that works, and taking advantage of your children's education.Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhereFor the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere.comFor merch, check out: http://store.morningsomewhere.com
Burnie and Ashley take it back to 2003 and discuss the re-emergence of the roosterteeth.com website, returned to the world when it was needed most.
Burnie and Ashley discuss Star Wars fatigue, blaming fans, Howard Stern's alledged cancellation, empty anticipation tanks, wordplay, Danish solutions, sausage ingredients, sausage transportation, JRPG lore, and the Coyote finally gets his day in court.Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhereFor the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere.comFor merch, check out: http://store.morningsomewhere.com
Burnie and Ashley discuss tucked away cucumbers, lessons from little kids, Storm Flores, clearing trees, chainsaw boots, ButterRum vs Red Velvet, Hot Buttered Rum, Epic Meal Time, Vegas conspiracies, tipping as a tax for nice people, ChatGPT chat logs in the wild, and the expectation of privacy in the most public of spaces.Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhereFor the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere.comFor merch, check out: http://store.morningsomewhere.com
Burnie and Ashley discuss angry X'ers, Grok disciples, the life Twitter chose, dumb debates, Spider Man's costume reveal, ninja sword bans, barely legal bans, and unintended consequences.Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhereFor the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere.comFor merch, check out: http://store.morningsomewhere.com
Burnie and Ashley discuss the best Summer in years, bumper crops, soil depletion, Buffalo's temperature record, New Ground's self-reflexive age verification, the oldest qualified pubs, Master of the Universe, and Superman's digital release in August.Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhereFor the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere.comFor merch, check out: http://store.morningsomewhere.com
Burnie and Ashley discuss dorky usernames, Amazon's Netflix of AI, creator crab buckets, Nolan festivals, one year pre-orders, Naked Gun, big dongs, War of the Worlds Revival, Helen Miren, comedy movies, and Happy Gilmore 2.Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhereFor the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere.comFor merch, check out: http://store.morningsomewhere.com
Burnie and Ashley discuss the Russian earthquake, the Richter scale, magnitudes, the danger of alert fatigue, erroneous nuclear warnings, Reagan's open mic gaffe, Alien:Earth, and zombie vampires from space.Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhereFor the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere.comFor merch, check out: http://store.morningsomewhere.com
Burnie and Ashley discussing safe evacuation practices, UK's Online Safety Act, VPN's banning media, the Brocha, the Nappuccino, and Ashley's bid for a Nobel Prize. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhereFor the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere.comFor merch, check out: http://store.morningsomewhere.com
Burnie and Ashley discuss Fantastic Four [no spoilers], box office analysis rules, Gwyneth Paltrow to the rescue, Astronmer's PSA, saving your job during a coporate PR crisis, the Tea hack, Norman Reedus as a workaround, Sharepoint's woes, and giving our past selves all the latest entertainment news.
Burnie and Ashley discuss Hulk Hogan, the WWF, UHF wrestling, Ozzy word pairings, local shaming vs global shaming, arresting Chuck E Cheese, credit card, selfie repositories, eras of Scottish internet, and Starlink's global outage.Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhereFor the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere.comFor merch, check out: http://store.morningsomewhere.com
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