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Things are heating up in Texas, and we're going to experience all sorts of crises brought on by Joe Biden's terrible politics, as well as the global warming he refuses to combat! Buckle up for a riff heavy episode as we kick down the doors to season 4!! ~~~~~~~~~~ Subscribe to our Patreon for as little as $1 a month and get a whole extra episode each week! Check out our links! Redbubble PDG Signal sticker pack vol. 1 Dolphins & Garages Signal sticker pack vol. 1 Leave us a voice message! All our other links Follow the hosts on Twitter: Artemis Zach Kelton

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We're in Midland not Moscow this week as the proxy war with Russia comes home to - roost. Skyrocketing energy prices threaten American energy independence - but President Xi is working hard to bring about a cyberpunk future to our great country! ~~~~~~~~~~ Subscribe to our Patreon for as little as $1 a month and get a whole extra episode each week! Check out our links! Redbubble PDG Signal sticker pack vol. 1 Dolphins & Garages Signal sticker pack vol. 1 Leave us a voice message! All our other links Follow the hosts on Twitter: Artemis Zach Kelton

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Hey - Texas is a successful example of a free market where individuals willingly participate in unenforceable behavior where they consent to turn their air conditioning up because the state power board refuses to increase capacity or force providers to meet minimum resilience standards during average weather conditions. We're doing fine. Find us everywhere -------- Subscribe to our Patreon for as little as $1 a month and get a whole extra episode each week! Check out our links! Redbubble PDG Signal sticker pack vol. 1 Dolphins & Garages Signal sticker pack vol. 1 Leave us a voice message! Follow the hosts on Twitter: Artemis Zach Kelton

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Take the Democratic Convention to Eleven! 7-Eleven that is. It's a glizzytastic week in the garage as we discuss some of the hurdles dems are setting up for themselves in the lonestar state Find us everywhere -------- Subscribe to our Patreon for as little as $1 a month and get a whole extra episode each week! Check out our links! Redbubble PDG Signal sticker pack vol. 1 Dolphins & Garages Signal sticker pack vol. 1 Leave us a voice message! Follow the hosts on Twitter: Artemis Zach Kelton

The garage will be moving into the 75 mile long skyscraper as part of the "early adopter" package we got into - that's where we'll be doing live coverage of the Alex Jones sentencing hearing .. because he was so guilty that trial barely made it into mainstream news Find us everywhere -------- Subscribe to our Patreon for as little as $1 a month and get a whole extra episode each week! Check out our links! Redbubble PDG Signal sticker pack vol. 1 Dolphins & Garages Signal sticker pack vol. 1 Leave us a voice message! Follow the hosts on Twitter: Artemis Zach Kelton

God that was... disgustingly horny. We're here to talk about meat, and how its pouring across the Texas border. Boomers are demanding the chub and smugglers are delivering Find us everywhere -------- Subscribe to our Patreon for as little as $1 a month and get a whole extra episode each week! Check out our links! Redbubble PDG Signal sticker pack vol. 1 Dolphins & Garages Signal sticker pack vol. 1 Leave us a voice message! Follow the hosts on Twitter: Artemis Zach Kelton

Excited for HBO's House of the Dragon? Willing to hatwatch it since it beats being along with your own thoughts? Then check out the debut episode of I'd Like to Buy the World a Gun! This limited series, hosted by Kelton & Dread, takes a look at various fantasy worlds and what might be needed to take them over. Listen in as we make the case for why 400 time-traveling Normans on the USS Indianapolis could wind up ruling Westeros. And before you think we're being harsh, just know that our scale goes from a single twig to a fleet of the Planet Killer starships from Warhammer 40k. Subscribe to our Patreon for Part 2 when it drops in October! -------- Check out our links! Redbubble PDG Signal sticker pack vol. 1 Dolphins & Garages Signal sticker pack vol. 1 Leave us a voice message!

according to herschel walker we're full of hot, dirty chinese air. Find us everywhere -------- Subscribe to our Patreon for as little as $1 a month and get a whole extra episode each week! Check out our links! Redbubble PDG Signal sticker pack vol. 1 Dolphins & Garages Signal sticker pack vol. 1 Leave us a voice message! Follow the hosts on Twitter: Artemis Zach Kelton

Excited for Amazon's Lord of the Rings: Rings of Power? Willing to hatewatch it since if it fails then streaming as we know it will implode in on itself? Then check out the latest episode of I'd Like to Buy the World a Gun! Kelton & Dread, take a look into Middle Earth and debate how a snubnose revolver & a Orc union strike could take Sauron out in a week. Subscribe to our Patreon for Part 2 when it drops in October! -------- Check out our links! Redbubble PDG Signal sticker pack vol. 1 Dolphins & Garages Signal sticker pack vol. 1 Leave us a voice message!

Hey y'all today we are joined by political organizer Rachel to talk about the State of the South. Guns at drag shows, churches and canceling one of America's finest "investment management" companies for going woke. Find us everywhere -------- Subscribe to our Patreon for as little as $1 a month and get a whole extra episode each week! Check out our links! Redbubble PDG Signal sticker pack vol. 1 Dolphins & Garages Signal sticker pack vol. 1 Leave us a voice message! Follow the hosts on Twitter: Artemis Zach Kelton

Don't forget to grab your patriotic cellphone free of 5G and definitely not made in China. Follow Yonk Find us everywhere -------- Subscribe to our Patreon for as little as $1 a month and get a whole extra episode each week! Check out our links! Redbubble PDG Signal sticker pack vol. 1 Dolphins & Garages Signal sticker pack vol. 1 Leave us a voice message! Follow the hosts on Twitter: Artemis Zach Kelton

No, I don't want complex stories, I want Marvel movies spoon-fed to me between TikToks. Follow Chris Find us everywhere -------- Subscribe to our Patreon for as little as $1 a month and get a whole extra episode each week! Check out our links! Redbubble PDG Signal sticker pack vol. 1 Dolphins & Garages Signal sticker pack vol. 1 Leave us a voice message! Follow the hosts on Twitter: Artemis Zach Kelton Edited by Denis

Maybe the California restaurant robots will explain the Twitch drama to the kidnapped immigrants in Martha's Vineyard. Find us everywhere -------- Subscribe to our Patreon for as little as $1 a month and get a whole extra episode each week! Check out our links! Redbubble PDG Signal sticker pack vol. 1 Dolphins & Garages Signal sticker pack vol. 1 Leave us a voice message! Follow the hosts on Twitter: Artemis Zach Kelton Edited by Denis

Somebody stop the Try Guys from getting involved with the Texas BBQ cartels. Find us everywhere -------- Subscribe to our Patreon for as little as $1 a month and get a whole extra episode each week! Check out our links! Redbubble PDG Signal sticker pack vol. 1 Dolphins & Garages Signal sticker pack vol. 1 Leave us a voice message! Follow the hosts on Twitter: Artemis Zach Kelton Edited by Denis

Is the Lizzo M&M a cop spouse? Follow Caleb Find us everywhere -------- Subscribe to our Patreon for as little as $1 a month and get a whole extra episode each week! Check out our links! Redbubble PDG Signal sticker pack vol. 1 Dolphins & Garages Signal sticker pack vol. 1 Leave us a voice message! Follow the hosts on Twitter: Artemis Zach Kelton Edited by Denis

Zach, Kelton, and Bo discuss the latest NC-17 film to arrive on Netflix and figure out if titties can outweigh trauma. Find us everywhere -------- Subscribe to our Patreon for as little as $1 a month and get a whole extra episode each week! Check out our links! Redbubble PDG Signal sticker pack vol. 1 Dolphins & Garages Signal sticker pack vol. 1 Leave us a voice message! Follow the hosts on Twitter: Artemis Kelton

CW: Child sexual assault Stop bullying me, I'm trying to crawl my way out of the Twitchcon Backbreaker Pit; also Ken Paxton is a monster. Follow Artemis Find us everywhere -------- Subscribe to our Patreon for as little as $1 a month and get a whole extra episode each week! Check out our links! Redbubble PDG Signal sticker pack vol. 1 Dolphins & Garages Signal sticker pack vol. 1 Leave us a voice message! Follow the hosts on Twitter: Zach Kelton Edited by Denis

"Hi, most annoying person you've ever encountered here! I notice this post you wrote in 3 seconds doesn't line up with every experience I've ever had. This is extremely harmful to me, the main character of the universe." - @jaynooch Follow Denis on TIkTok Find us everywhere -------- Subscribe to our Patreon for as little as $1 a month and get a whole extra episode each week! Check out our links! Redbubble PDG Signal sticker pack vol. 1 Dolphins & Garages Signal sticker pack vol. 1 Leave us a voice message! Follow the hosts on Twitter: Zach Kelton Edited by Denis

"You better be texting your girl every single day bc Beto certainly is" – @comradeflirty Find us everywhere -------- Subscribe to our Patreon for as little as $1 a month and get a whole extra episode each week! Check out our links! Redbubble PDG Signal sticker pack vol. 1 Dolphins & Garages Signal sticker pack vol. 1 Leave us a voice message! Follow the hosts on Twitter: Zach Kelton Edited by Denis

"Don't call Texas a police state; it's a first-responder state." Zach and Kelton are joined by Jake Flores (@feraljokes) from Pod Damn America (@PodDamnAmerica) and Why You Mad (@WhyYouMadPod) to discuss how the 1 million Texans who participate in the Republican primary create the rules for the other 29 million people who live here. Jake's going on tour soon so be sure to follow him to get tour dates! -------- Subscribe to our Patreon for as little as $1 a month and get a whole extra episode each week! Check out our links! Redbubble PDG Signal sticker pack vol. 1 Dolphins & Garages Signal sticker pack vol. 1 Leave us a voice message! Follow the hosts on Twitter: Zach Kelton Edited by Denis

Roll Insight to see if you can tell this TikTok is fake. Roll at disadvantage if you're under 25 or over 45. Find us everywhere -------- Subscribe to our Patreon for as little as $1 a month and get a whole extra episode each week! Check out our links! Redbubble PDG Signal sticker pack vol. 1 Dolphins & Garages Signal sticker pack vol. 1 Leave us a voice message! Follow the hosts on Twitter: Zach Kelton Edited by Denis --- Special thanks to Dee Yan-Key for providing the RPG intro track "Winter Woods"

"The American people are not very intellectual, to put it mildly." Follow Bo Find us everywhere -------- Subscribe to our Patreon for as little as $1 a month and get a whole extra episode each week! Check out our links! Redbubble PDG Signal sticker pack vol. 1 Dolphins & Garages Signal sticker pack vol. 1 Leave us a voice message! Follow the hosts on Twitter: Zach Kelton Edited by Denis

"The Titanic would make it today because icebergs are soft now." Follow Boomer Death Squad Find us everywhere -------- Subscribe to our Patreon for as little as $1 a month and get a whole extra episode each week! Check out our links! Redbubble PDG Signal sticker pack vol. 1 Dolphins & Garages Signal sticker pack vol. 1 Leave us a voice message! Follow the hosts on Twitter: Zach, Kelton Edited by Denis "Slice of Life" provided by Rose Azerty

Stochastic terrorists won't stop us from saying things Apple won't let us publish in this text field. Find us everywhere -------- Subscribe to our Patreon for as little as $1 a month and get a whole extra episode each week! Check out our links! Redbubble PDG Signal sticker pack vol. 1 Dolphins & Garages Signal sticker pack vol. 1 Leave us a voice message! Follow the hosts on Twitter: Zach Kelton Edited by Denis RPG music by Rose Azerty

Want to bake cookies with me? I don't have an oven, but I do have a house full of graphics cards mining crypto, it should be hot enough. Find us everywhere -------- Subscribe to our Patreon for as little as $1 a month and get a whole extra episode each week! Check out our links! Redbubble PDG Signal sticker pack vol. 1 Dolphins & Garages Signal sticker pack vol. 1 Leave us a voice message! Follow the hosts on Twitter: Zach Kelton Edited by Denis D&D the News music by Rose Azerty

"Ohio can finally be a part of the South, like it always wanted to." Truly, we went Goblin Mode. Follow Nelson on TikTok Follow Dixieland of the Proletariat on Twitter Find us everywhere -------- Subscribe to our Patreon for as little as $1 a month and get a whole extra episode each week! Check out our links! Redbubble PDG Signal sticker pack vol. 1 Dolphins & Garages Signal sticker pack vol. 1 Leave us a voice message! Follow the hosts on Twitter: Zach Kelton Edited by Denis D&D the News music by Rose Azerty

When he comes a third time, it's something special. Find us everywhere -------- Subscribe to our Patreon for as little as $1 a month and get a whole extra episode each week! Check out our links! Redbubble PDG Signal sticker pack vol. 1 Dolphins & Garages Signal sticker pack vol. 1 Leave us a voice message! Follow the hosts on Twitter: Zach Kelton Edited by Denis D&D the News music by Rose Azerty

Gather 'round the plutonium core, for it's time for the greatest holiday story ever told! Listen to the trials and tribulations of Finn (played by Kelton) and Miller (played by Zack) as they navigate the doldrums of office life around the holidays… though not everything is as it seems here in the office. Capitalism is up to it's usual tricks, especially under the watchful eye of the branch manager Jessica Pennyroyal. Find us everywhere -------- Subscribe to our Patreon for as little as $1 a month and get a whole extra episode each week! Check out our links! Redbubble PDG Signal sticker pack vol. 1 Dolphins & Garages Signal sticker pack vol. 1 Leave us a voice message! Follow the hosts on Twitter: Zach Kelton Editor and Keeper: Denis (check out they're new Pokémon podcast) Music by Rose Azerty

What a time to be alive -------- Subscribe to our Patreon for as little as $1 a month and get a whole extra episode each week! Check out our links! Redbubble PDG Signal sticker pack vol. 1 Dolphins & Garages Signal sticker pack vol. 1 Leave us a voice message! Follow the hosts on Twitter: Zach Kelton

changes are on the horizon! -------- Subscribe to our Patreon for as little as $1 a month and get a whole extra episode each week! Check out our links! Redbubble PDG Signal sticker pack vol. 1 Dolphins & Garages Signal sticker pack vol. 1 Leave us a voice message! Follow the hosts on Twitter: Zach Kelton

Doing inflation, but just for racists Find us everywhere -------- Subscribe to our Patreon for as little as $1 a month and get a whole extra episode each week! Check out our links! Redbubble PDG Signal sticker pack vol. 1 Dolphins & Garages Signal sticker pack vol. 1 Leave us a voice message! Follow the hosts on Twitter: Zach Kelton Edited by Denis

"Superman saves us from real things" Find us everywhere -------- Subscribe to our Patreon for as little as $1 a month and get a whole extra episode each week! Check out our links! Redbubble PDG Signal sticker pack vol. 1 Dolphins & Garages Signal sticker pack vol. 1 Leave us a voice message! Follow the hosts on Twitter: Zach Kelton Edited by Denis

TTRPG players are so woke, that's why they write Orcs like they're Rudyard Kipling. Find us everywhere Follow Bo -------- Subscribe to our Patreon for as little as $1 a month and get a whole extra episode each week! Check out our links! Redbubble PDG Signal sticker pack vol. 1 Dolphins & Garages Signal sticker pack vol. 1 Leave us a voice message! Follow the hosts on Twitter: Zach Kelton Edited by Denis

Intrepid Crab Corral's gonna feed you the news. Follow Rivers Find us everywhere -------- Subscribe to our Patreon for as little as $1 a month and get a whole extra episode each week! Check out our links! Redbubble PDG Signal sticker pack vol. 1 Dolphins & Garages Signal sticker pack vol. 1 Leave us a voice message! Follow the hosts on Twitter: Zach Kelton Edited by Denis

The fourth time you see it will the time you get got. Find us everywhere Follow Rayyvana -------- Subscribe to our Patreon for as little as $1 a month and get a whole extra episode each week! Check out our links! Redbubble PDG Signal sticker pack vol. 1 Dolphins & Garages Signal sticker pack vol. 1 Leave us a voice message! Follow the hosts on Twitter: Zach Kelton Edited by Denis

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Story #1: Humble Bundle and Paizo have teamed up to launch a brand new RPG book bundle, titled, “Starfinder Solidarity.” Story #2: Dungeons & Dragons Adventures FAST Channel to Launch this Summer Story #3: New ‘Warhammer 40K: Boltgun' Gameplay Trailer -------- Subscribe to our ⁠⁠Patreon⁠⁠ for as little as $1 a month and get a whole extra episode each week! Check out our links! ⁠⁠Redbubble⁠⁠ ⁠⁠PDG Signal sticker pack vol. 1⁠⁠ ⁠⁠Leave us a voice message!⁠⁠ Follow the hosts on Twitter: ⁠⁠Zach⁠⁠ ⁠⁠Kelton

Strange light checkers the floor of a concrete hall. You dash through beam after beam, deciding it is warm and unfamiliar. The air thickens with each footfall. You do not know what is ahead of you. You are frankly no longer sure of what is behind you. The sterile swish of your assigned clothing melts into an acrid sweat that you have never felt, even during the most rigorous hours you spent in the Fitness Pavilion. You pass others just like you, feeling the same emptying sensation with each breath. You're sure they feel the same. They always have, you think. The path ahead of you barrels toward a widening pinprick of light and stench. This hallway was not meant to be walked. Not one this long. A quick trickle drips out from an unseen source between two support beams in the low ceiling. Water, you arrogantly assume. Your legs buckle. You slip in the pool it forms. You split your chin on the warm, wet concrete. Blood drips and dances among the pools forming on the floor. Your ankle throbs. You crawl, hand-over-hand, toward the gaping end of this dismal journey. The light is now so bright. Your pupils strain and then give out. It penetrates into your mind. Heat and dust grind through your veins. Your heart beats faster. You know that you will reach the end. The concrete has given way to a mountain of rock and metal. You are climbing ever upward now. You cannot see your wretched hands scrabbling among the twisted roots and rods. You are full. Leaden. A gust of wind ripples down the back of your jumpsuit. Things are as they should be. ~~~~~~~~ I wake with a start on the banks of a crystal lake. Carefully-placed trees dot the shoreline and meander skyward. "Oh my god. Bo. Bo! I... I think we made it," I exclaim as I roll myself onto my back and stare at the unfamiliar sky. "Bo?" I sit up and look around. I see only the smoldering crater and its trailing purple echo that screeches down into it from above the canopy. "Bo? Where am I?" "...Who are you?"

A murder has happened on the set of a reality dating show. Our three contestants Mortimer, Bennferre and Strombo need to find out who dun it while also navigating the sexual politics of a manufactured reality. Cast: Dread: GM, various NPCs Denis: Strombo Kelton: Benneferre Zach: Mortimer Bashford Find us everywhere -------- Subscribe to our Patreon for as little as $1 a month and get a whole extra episode each week! Check out our links! Redbubble PDG Signal sticker pack vol. 1 Dolphins & Garages Signal sticker pack vol. 1 Leave us a voice message! Edited by Denis

Beneferre and Mortimer peel off their layers and exhibit emotional vulnerability while Strombo just peels off his clothes. Where is New Jersey anyway? Cast: Dread: GM, various NPCs Denis: Strombo Kelton: Benneferre Zach: Mortimer Bashford Find us everywhere -------- Subscribe to our Patreon for as little as $1 a month and get a whole extra episode each week! Check out our links! Redbubble PDG Signal sticker pack vol. 1 Dolphins & Garages Signal sticker pack vol. 1 Leave us a voice message! Edited by Denis

The other contestants are letting our heroes know some very intimate details about them… murderous details?! Cast: Dread: GM, various NPCs Denis: Strombo Kelton: Benneferre Zach: Mortimer Bashford Find us everywhere -------- Subscribe to our Patreon for as little as $1 a month and get a whole extra episode each week! Check out our links! Redbubble PDG Signal sticker pack vol. 1 Dolphins & Garages Signal sticker pack vol. 1 Leave us a voice message! Edited by Denis

A mega episode to wrap up the trials and tribulations of the cast of Magic of Love. Will Ben find out what Ibrahim did to his country? Will Mortimer stop being oblivious to everyone's advances? Will somebody please have sex with Strombo?! Find out in our finale of Magic of Love! Cast: Dread: GM, various NPCs Denis: Strombo Kelton: Benneferre Zach: Mortimer Bashford Find us everywhere -------- Subscribe to our Patreon for as little as $1 a month and get a whole extra episode each week! Check out our links! Redbubble PDG Signal sticker pack vol. 1 Dolphins & Garages Signal sticker pack vol. 1 Leave us a voice message! Edited by Denis

So the Oscars happened yesterday, but Zach and Kelton recorded beforehand to discuss a German anti-war movie that's should win best International Film, shouldn't win best Cinematography, and will be ROBBED if it doesn't win Best Sound. -------- Subscribe to our Patreon for as little as $1 a month and get a whole extra episode each week! Check out our links! Redbubble PDG Signal sticker pack vol. 1 Dolphins & Garages Signal sticker pack vol. 1 Leave us a voice message! Follow the hosts on Twitter: Zach Kelton Edited by Kelton

Podcast listener: You have been selected out of group the world's most elite consumers of audio entertainment to listen to this holiday-themed episode of Psychic Dolphin Garage. Today you'll be introduced to our three heroes (Colonel Sanders, Kris Pyle & Brazen Bull) as well as their mission: to ensure the democratic election of a US-backed hare to the throne of Easter Island. CAST: Dread (@Dread_Botlord) - GM/Various NPCs Kelton (@forgottenalamo) - Colonel Sanders Zach (@Shenobi1Kenobi) - Kris Pyle Bo (@schnedwob) - Brazen Bull Find us everywhere -------- Subscribe to our Patreon for as little as $1 a month and get a whole extra episode each week! Check out our links! Redbubble PDG Signal sticker pack vol. 1 Dolphins & Garages Signal sticker pack vol. 1 Leave us a voice message! Follow the hosts on Twitter: Zach, Kelton, Bo, Dread Edited by Denis

Podcast listener: You have been selected out of group the world's most elite consumers of audio entertainment to listen to this holiday-themed episode of Psychic Dolphin Garage. Today our heroes storm the beaches of Easter Island and are met with some formidable foes to democracy. CAST: Dread (@Dread_Botlord) - GM/Various NPCs Kelton (@forgottenalamo) - Colonel Sanders Zach (@Shenobi1Kenobi) - Kris Pyle Bo (@schnedwob) - Brazen Bull Find us ⁠everywhere⁠ -------- Subscribe to our ⁠Patreon⁠ for as little as $1 a month and get a whole extra episode each week! Check out our links! ⁠Redbubble⁠ ⁠PDG Signal sticker pack vol. 1⁠ ⁠Dolphins & Garages Signal sticker pack vol. 1⁠ ⁠Leave us a voice message!⁠ Follow the hosts on Twitter: ⁠Zach⁠, ⁠Kelton,⁠ ⁠Bo,⁠ ⁠Dread⁠ Edited by ⁠Denis

Podcast listener: You have been selected out of group the world's most elite consumers of audio entertainment to listen to this holiday-themed episode of Psychic Dolphin Garage. Today our heroes battle their way through a village of chickens to ensure that American democracy reigns supreme in a foreign country. CAST: Dread (⁠@Dread_Botlord⁠) - GM/Various NPCs Kelton (⁠@forgottenalamo⁠) - Colonel Sanders Zach (⁠@Shenobi1Kenobi)⁠ - Kris Pyle Bo (⁠@schnedwob)⁠ - Brazen Bull Find us ⁠⁠everywhere⁠⁠ -------- Subscribe to our ⁠⁠Patreon⁠⁠ for as little as $1 a month and get a whole extra episode each week! Check out our links! ⁠⁠Redbubble⁠⁠ ⁠⁠PDG Signal sticker pack vol. 1⁠⁠ ⁠⁠Dolphins & Garages Signal sticker pack vol. 1⁠⁠ ⁠⁠Leave us a voice message!⁠⁠ Follow the hosts on Twitter: ⁠⁠Zach⁠⁠, ⁠⁠Kelton,⁠⁠ ⁠⁠Bo,⁠⁠ ⁠⁠Dread⁠⁠ Edited by ⁠⁠Denis

Podcast listener: You have been selected out of group the world's most elite consumers of audio entertainment to listen to this holiday-themed episode of Psychic Dolphin Garage. Today our heroes make their final attempt at restoring democracy as the United States sees fit. CAST: Dread (⁠⁠@Dread_Botlord⁠⁠) - GM/Various NPCs Kelton (⁠⁠@forgottenalamo⁠⁠) - Colonel Sanders Zach (⁠⁠@Shenobi1Kenobi)⁠⁠ - Kris Pyle Bo (⁠⁠@schnedwob)⁠⁠ - Brazen Bull Find us ⁠⁠⁠everywhere⁠⁠⁠ -------- Subscribe to our ⁠⁠⁠Patreon⁠⁠⁠ for as little as $1 a month and get a whole extra episode each week! Check out our links! ⁠⁠⁠Redbubble⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠PDG Signal sticker pack vol. 1⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠Dolphins & Garages Signal sticker pack vol. 1⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠Leave us a voice message!⁠⁠⁠ Follow the hosts on Twitter: ⁠⁠⁠Zach⁠⁠⁠, ⁠⁠⁠Kelton,⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠Bo,⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠Dread⁠⁠⁠ Edited by ⁠⁠⁠Denis

Follow three compellingly vicious chromed-out punks who are sick of being expendable fodder for hostile Corporations and are looking for a way to get the upper hand through whatever means available. MicoChip Tower Heist is produced by Psychic Dolphin Garage. They're playing an original story by GM @DenisRicardo.  Like and subscribe to never miss an episode. CAST: Denis (@DenisRicardo) - GM/Various NPCs Kelton (@forgottenalamo) - Trask Dread (@Dread_Botlord) - Boof Yonk (@spiteclaw) - Skitch This episode may contains profanity, violence, and/or sexual references. An 18+ audience is recommended. -------- Subscribe to our ⁠⁠⁠⁠Patreon⁠⁠⁠⁠ for as little as $1 a month and get a whole extra episode each week! Check out our links! ⁠⁠⁠⁠Redbubble⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠PDG Signal sticker pack vol. 1⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠Dolphins & Garages Signal sticker pack vol. 1⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠Leave us a voice message!⁠⁠⁠⁠ Follow the hosts on Twitter: ⁠⁠⁠⁠Zach⁠⁠⁠⁠, ⁠⁠⁠⁠Kelton,⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠Denis

Three exploited workers stuck in an elevator that goes two ways that have one unified goal: seize the means however they can. CAST: Denis (@DenisRicardo) - GM/Various NPCs Kelton (@forgottenalamo) - Trask Dread (@Dread_Botlord) - Boof Yonk (@spiteclaw) - Skitch MicoChip Tower Heist is produced by Psychic Dolphin Garage. They're playing an original story by GM @DenisRicardo. Background music for this episode is provided by Karl Casey @ White Bat Audio This episode may contains profanity, violence, and/or sexual references. An 18+ audience is recommended. -------- Subscribe to our ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Patreon⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ for as little as $1 a month and get a whole extra episode each week! Check out our links! ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Redbubble⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠PDG Signal sticker pack vol. 1⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Dolphins & Garages Signal sticker pack vol. 1⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Leave us a voice message!⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Follow the hosts on Twitter: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Zach⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠, ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Kelton,⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Denis

The only way out is up. The only way up is through. The only way through is to get to the bottom of all this. CAST: Denis (@DenisRicardo) - GM/Various NPCs Kelton (@forgottenalamo) - Trask Dread (@Dread_Botlord) - Boof Yonk (@spiteclaw) - Skitch MicoChip Tower Heist is produced by Psychic Dolphin Garage. They're playing an original story by GM @DenisRicardo. Background music for this episode is provided by Karl Casey @ White Bat Audio This episode may contains profanity, violence, and/or sexual references. An 18+ audience is recommended. -------- Subscribe to our ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Patreon⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ for as little as $1 a month and get a whole extra episode each week! Check out our links! ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Redbubble⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠PDG Signal sticker pack vol. 1⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Dolphins & Garages Signal sticker pack vol. 1⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Leave us a voice message!⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Follow the hosts on Twitter: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Zach⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠, ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Kelton,⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Denis

The Mission: Get the name of Colonel Olvidar's supplier of lethepoxide, a highly effective memory drug being sold to the Soviets. He cannot suspect he's been contacted by MI:6 agents. As a secondary objective, recover a sample of lethepoxide. This Never Forget to Die adventure is produced by Psychic Dolphin Garage. They're playing an original story by @SageThalcos from 1shotadventures.com  CAST: Yonk (@spiteclaw) - GM/Various NPCs Dread (@Dread_Botlord) - Doc (LVL 3 Monk) Zach (@Shenobi1Kenobi) - Eli (LVL 3 Wizard) Kelton (@forgottenalamo) - Dante (LVL 1 Sorcerer / LVL 2 Fighter) This episode may contain profanity, violence, and/or sexual references. An 18+ audience is recommended. Like & Subscribe to never miss an episode. Support the Psychic Dolphin Garage patreon - https://www.patreon.com/psychicdolphingarage

The Mission: Get the name of Colonel Olvidar's supplier of lethepoxide, a highly effective memory drug being sold to the Soviets. He cannot suspect he's been contacted by MI:6 agents. As a secondary objective, recover a sample of lethepoxide. This Never Forget to Die adventure is produced by Psychic Dolphin Garage. They're playing an original story by @SageThalcos from 1shotadventures.com  CAST: Yonk (@spiteclaw) - GM/Various NPCs Dread (@Dread_Botlord) - Doc (LVL 3 Monk) Zach (@Shenobi1Kenobi) - Eli (LVL 3 Wizard) Kelton (@forgottenalamo) - Dante (LVL 1 Sorcerer / LVL 2 Fighter) This episode may contain profanity, violence, and/or sexual references. An 18+ audience is recommended. Like & Subscribe to never miss an episode. Support the Psychic Dolphin Garage patreon - https://www.patreon.com/psychicdolphingarage

The Mission: Make contact with Nachtnebel to establish his whereabouts.  Place a Locust tracker in his automobile so MI:6 specialists can extract him when ready. This Never Forget to Die adventure is produced by Psychic Dolphin Garage. They're playing an original story by @SageThalcos from 1shotadventures.com  CAST: Yonk (@spiteclaw) - GM/Various NPCs Dread (@Dread_Botlord) - Doc (LVL 3 Monk) Zach (@Shenobi1Kenobi) - Eli (LVL 3 Wizard) Kelton (@forgottenalamo) - Dante (LVL 1 Sorcerer / LVL 2 Fighter) This episode may contain profanity, violence, and/or sexual references. An 18+ audience is recommended. Like & Subscribe to never miss an episode. Support the Psychic Dolphin Garage patreon - https://www.patreon.com/psychicdolphingarage

The Mission: Make contact with Nachtnebel to establish his whereabouts.  Place a Locust tracker in his automobile so MI:6 specialists can extract him when ready. This Never Forget to Die adventure is produced by Psychic Dolphin Garage. They're playing an original story by @SageThalcos from 1shotadventures.com  CAST: Yonk (@spiteclaw) - GM/Various NPCs Dread (@Dread_Botlord) - Doc (LVL 3 Monk) Zach (@Shenobi1Kenobi) - Eli (LVL 3 Wizard) Kelton (@forgottenalamo) - Dante (LVL 1 Sorcerer / LVL 2 Fighter) This episode may contain profanity, violence, and/or sexual references. An 18+ audience is recommended. Like & Subscribe to never miss an episode. Support the Psychic Dolphin Garage patreon - https://www.patreon.com/psychicdolphingarage

The Mission: Make contact with Wernher Nachtnebel to establish his whereabouts. Locate his lethepoxide laboratory.  Take Nachtnebel into custody, destroy any lab, and await retrieval at Kranebitten Airport. This Never Forget to Die adventure is produced by Psychic Dolphin Garage. They're playing an original story by @SageThalcos from 1shotadventures.com  CAST: Yonk (@spiteclaw) - GM/Various NPCs Dread (@Dread_Botlord) - Doc (LVL 3 Monk) Zach (@Shenobi1Kenobi) - Eli (LVL 3 Wizard) Kelton (@forgottenalamo) - Dante (LVL 1 Sorcerer / LVL 2 Fighter) This episode may contain profanity, violence, and/or sexual references. An 18+ audience is recommended. Like & Subscribe to never miss an episode. Support the Psychic Dolphin Garage patreon - https://www.patreon.com/psychicdolphingarage

The Mission: Make contact with Wernher Nachtnebel to establish his whereabouts. Locate his lethepoxide laboratory.  Take Nachtnebel into custody, destroy any lab, and await retrieval at Kranebitten Airport. This Never Forget to Die adventure is produced by Psychic Dolphin Garage. They're playing an original story by @SageThalcos from 1shotadventures.com  CAST: Yonk (@spiteclaw) - GM/Various NPCs Dread (@Dread_Botlord) - Doc (LVL 3 Monk) Zach (@Shenobi1Kenobi) - Eli (LVL 3 Wizard) Kelton (@forgottenalamo) - Dante (LVL 1 Sorcerer / LVL 2 Fighter) This episode may contain profanity, violence, and/or sexual references. An 18+ audience is recommended. Like & Subscribe to never miss an episode. Support the Psychic Dolphin Garage patreon - https://www.patreon.com/psychicdolphingarage

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