The Kernel News Podcast

Noah reviews Robert Eggers' Nosferatu starring Lily-Rose Depp, Nicholas Hoult, Bill Skarsgård, Willem Dafoe, and Tenet actor Aaron Taylor Johnson.

Happy Valentine's Day everyone! Noah ranks 5 (or maybe 6?) couples in film history. #scottpilgrim #davidfincher #moviereviews

Noah ranks Ryan Gosling characters that he relates with. #ryangosling #barbie #lalaland #drive #actor

Noah reviews Christopher Nolan's latest masterpiece Oppenheimer starring Cillian Murphy, Emily Blunt, Robert Downey Jr., Florence Pugh, and Dane DeHaan. #Christophernolan #cinema

Noah goes through all major movies of 2023 (including Ant-Man 3, The Flash, Oppenheimer, Dune Part 2) and predicts their box office grosses.

Noah discusses the plan James Gunn, the new co-CEO of DC Studios, needs to follow to create a successful DC universe.

Noah reviews the new horror movie M3GAN starring Allison Williams

Noah lists the 10 Worst Movies of 2022

Noah lists his top 10 movies of 2022.

Noah pleads his listeners to boycott Avatar 2 The Way of Water

Noah discusses Indiana Jones 5 being anti-ageist, Captain Marvel appearing as the only Avenger in Avengers 5, the "Hot Boys of Hollywood" group chat leaks, and reviews The Fablesman, Bones and All, Spirited, Glass Onion, Strange World, and Netflix's Wednesday

Noah discusses Daredevil: Born Again leaks, Drake's involvement in a Looney Tunes revival, Ryan Gosling's new look in The Fall Guy (2023), and reviews The Menu, Black Panther: Wakanda Forever, White Lotus Season 2 episodes 1-3, Enola Holmes 2, and more!

Noah discusses movie news such as Chris Pratt's involvement in Disney's Planes 3, Sony green lighting The Amazing Spider-Man 3, Jason Momoa Fast 10 villain being anti-family and more.

Noah lists 5 Marvel Cinematic Universe characters who can defeat Kang the Conqueror.

Noah reviews A24's The Northman starring Anya Taylor-Joy, Alexander Skarsgård, and Willem Dafoe.

Noah reviews Top Gun: Maverick (2022)

Noah reviews The Batman (2022) starring Robert Pattinson, Zoë Kravitz, and Jeffrey Wright.

Noah reviews Morbius (2022) starring Jared Leto, Tyrese Gibson, and Matt Smith.

Noah hosts the first Valentine's Day Special!

News:-Ariana Grande to lead Squid Game Season 2 (0:40)-Paramount Pictures disappointed at the lack of controversy with Sonic the Hedgehog 2 Trailer (2:29)-Elsa to have a boyfriend in Frozen 3 (3:40)-Marvel Studios set to make a serious film (5:08)Reviews:-Spider-Man: No Way Home (2021) (8:00)-Don't Look Up (2021) (9:16)-West Side Story (2021) (10:51)-Nightmare Alley (2021) (11:49)-Succession Season 3 (12:44)Trivia:-Ryan Gosling was forced to take off the Drive (2011) Scorpion Jacket (13:50)Instagram: the_kernel_newsTikTok: thekernelnewsFacebook: @theofficialkernelnewsLetterboxd: noahthekernelWritten by: Bryant Goodman and Noah NortonProduced by: Bryant Goodman and Brandt Goodman

-Timothée Chalamet on a chocolate-only diet for Wonka (2023) (1:04)-Disney forgot to pay off critics for Eternals (2021) (1:59)-Supreme Court ruled that enjoyment of Harry Potter franchise is now cringe (3:28)-Judy Hopps' NC-17 short released on Disney Plus (4:36)Reviews:-Eternals (2021) (8:04)-Red Notice (2021) (9:36)-Clifford the Big Red (2021) (10:57)-Ghostbusters: Afterlife (2021) (13:48)-Hawkeye Season 1: Episodes 1-2 (14:21)-House of Gucci (2021) (15:02)-Licorice Pizza (2021) (15:50)Trivia:-Robert Pattinson gave head to Zoe Kravitz for The Batman (2022) training (17:02)Instagram: the_kernel_newsTikTok: thekernelnewsFacebook: @theofficialkernelnewsLetterboxd: noahthekernelWritten by: Bryant Goodman and Noah NortonProduced by: Bryant Goodman and Brandt Goodman

-Remake of Mulholland Drive (2001) is moving forward at Universal (1:29)-Joaquin Phoenix has removed his acting credit from the Joker (2019)'s IMDb page (3:04)-Warrior Cats movie is moving forward at Warner Bros (5:10)-Scarlett Johansson was denied a role in Shang Chi: The Legend of the Ten Rings (2021) (6:59)Reviews:-Malignant (2021) (9:38)-Cry Macho (2021) (11:21)-Venom: Let There Be Carnage (2021) (12:12)-The D'Amelio Show Episodes 3 (13:38)Trivia:-The kissing scene between Mila Kunis and Natalie Portman in Black Swan (2010) has been viewed over 1,000 times by... (15:07)Instagram: the_kernel_newsTikTok: thekernelnewsFacebook: @theofficialkernelnewsLetterboxd: noahthekernelWritten by: Bryant Goodman and Noah NortonProduced by: Bryant Goodman and Brandt Goodman

-Christopher "God-King" Nolan moves to Universal! (0:33)-Sony's Marketing Team struggles to make a poster for Spider-Man: No Way Home (2021) (2:56)-Soulja Boy to replace Billie Eilish for No Time To Die (2021) (4:11)-Dear Evan Hansen (2021) has been delayed to 2023 (5:35)Reviews:-Shang Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings (2021) (8:05)-He's All That (2021) (9:16)-Candyman (2021) (10:37)-The D'Amelio Show Episodes 1-2 (12:06)Trivia:-The City of LA was constructed for La La Land (2016) (13:48)Instagram: the_kernel_newsTikTok: thekernelnewsFacebook: @theofficialkernelnewsLetterboxd: noahthekernelWritten by: Bryant Goodman and Noah NortonProduced by: Bryant Goodman and Brandt Goodman

-Dune (2021) is projected to lose over $100 million for Warner Bros (1:05)-Disney confirms Lone Ranger 2's cancellation (3:44)-Christopher “God King” Nolan is currently being courted by Netflix (5:19)-Wes Anderson's next project will be his last (7:56)Reviews:-The Green Knight (2021) (10:57)-The Suicide Squad (2021) (12:17)-Free Guy (2021) (13:43)-Outer Banks Season 2 (15:12)Trivia:-Stephenie Meyer was trying to get at Robert Pattinson on set of Twilight (2008) (16:40)Instagram: the_kernel_newsTikTok: thekernelnewsFacebook: @theofficialkernelnewsLetterboxd: noahthekernelWritten by: Bryant Goodman, Noah Norton, and Yasmine SaqerProduced by: Bryant Goodman and Brandt Goodman

-The Boss Baby: Family Business (2021) has won the Palme d'or (1:08)-Danny DeVito to receive leg extension surgery (2:47)-Vin Diesel has kept 16 secret families from his wife (4:15)-The CW is lowering the budget on The Flash series (5:59)Reviews:-Space Jam: A New Legacy (2021) (11:17)-Loki Season 1 Episodes 5-6 (13:48)-Escape Room: Tournament of Champions (2021) (15:23)Trivia:-Man of Steel (2013) was made to earn money (16:26)Instagram: the_kernel_newsTikTok: thekernelnewsFacebook: @theofficialkernelnewsLetterboxd: noahthekernelWritten by: Bryant Goodman and Noah NortonProduced by: Bryant Goodman and Brandt Goodman

-Olivia Rodrigo to compose music for Midsommar (1:16)-Paw Patrol: The Movie (2021) will see the gruesome death of Chase (2:45)-Warner Bros. to invest 50 Million dollars in “female gaze glasses” (4:33)-It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia stars will be the MCU's Fantastic Four (6:30)-Tom Holland finally confirms he's the father of Nicki Minaj's baby (8:23)Reviews:-F9 (2021) (13:04)-The Forever Purge (2021) (14:13)-Black Widow (2021) (16:15)-Loki Season 1 episodes 1-4 (17:56)-In The Heights (2021) (19:05)-Luca (2021) (21:00)-The Hitman's Wife's Body Guard (2021) (21:51)Trivia:-Quentin Tarantino has logged over 100,000 hours on wikifeet.com (23:24)Instagram: the_kernel_newsTikTok: thekernelnewsFacebook: @theofficialkernelnewsLetterboxd: noahthekernelWritten by: Bryant Goodman and Noah NortonProduced by: Bryant Goodman and Brandt Goodman

-Edward Centeno to direct the Among Us Movie (3:53)-Seth Rogen to reprise his role of Michael Newman in Click 2 (4:59)-Eminem is working on a song for Venom: Let There Be Carnage (6:29)-Fast & Furious 10 will be similar to an indie film (7:50)-Johnny Sins will be joining the MCU (9:48)Reviews:-A Quiet Place Part 2 (2021) (13:51)-Cruella (2021) (15:15)-Army of the Dead (2021) (16:54)-Friends: The Reunion (2021) (17:47)Trivia:-Skyler White is the worst character in TV history (19:50)Instagram: the_kernel_newsTikTok: thekernelnewsFacebook: @theofficialkernelnewsLetterboxd: noahthekernelA 1920 Media ProductionWritten by: Bryant Goodman and Noah NortonProduced by: Bryant Goodman and Brandt Goodman

-Creed 3 will star Jake Paul & Bryce Hall (2:48)-The Flash solo movie begins filming (4:13)-Rian Johnson will showrun The Mandalorian Season 4 (5:47)-Paramount+ announces Love, Spongebob (7:28)Reviews:-The Falcon and the Winter Soldier: Season 1 Ep. 4-6 (12:36)-Thunder Force (2021) (14:16)-Mortal Kombat (2021) (14:26)Trivia:-Chris Evans slept with your mom (15:47)Instagram: the_kernel_newsTikTok: thekernelnewsFacebook: @theofficialkernelnewsLetterboxd: noahthekernelWritten by: Bryant Goodman and Noah NortonProduced by: Bryant Goodman and Brandt Goodman

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DNdq9WvSRl4&t=284sNoah shows off The Kernel's new shirt in this week's episode.Shirts will soon be available at: https://www.thekernelnews.biz​News:-#RestoreTheSnyderVerse​ movement has worked-The Oscars will have a dress code-The Tarantino Cut has been announced-Rick & Morty Season 5 will require an IQ testReviews:-The Falcon and the Winter Soldier: Season 1 Ep. 1-3 -Godzilla vs. Kong (2021)-Nobody (2021)Trivia:-Will Smith refused a role in The Suicide Squad (2021) for one reasonInstagram: the_kernel_newsTikTok: thekernelnewsFacebook: @theofficialkernelnewsLetterboxd: noahthekernelWritten by: Bryant Goodman and Noah NortonProduced by: Bryant Goodman and Brandt Goodman

In this new series, Noah reviews Zack Snyder's Justice League (or The Snyder Cut)Instagram: the_kernel_newsTikTok: thekernelnewsFacebook: @theofficialkernelnewsLetterboxd: noahthekernelWritten by: Bryant Goodman and Noah NortonProduced by: Bryant Goodman and Brandt Goodman

Noah returns to talk about news, reviews, and trivia!News:-The Golden Globes fallout-King Bach to replace T.I. in Ant-Man 3-Ari Aster will be the next M. Night Shyamalan-Robert Downey Jr. is denying being in Dolittle (2020)Reviews:-WandaVision: Season 1 Ep. 8-9 -Chaos Walking-Cherry (2021)-Billie Eilish: The World's a Little BlurryTrivia:-Bruce Willis is dead/has been deadInstagram: the_kernel_newsTikTok: thekernelnewsFacebook: @theofficialkernelnewsLetterboxd: noahthekernelWritten by: Bryant Goodman and Noah NortonProduced by: Bryant Goodman and Brandt Goodman

Noah returns to talk about news, short reviews, and trivia!Topics:-George Lucas visits the set of the Obi-Wan Kenobi Series.-Chris Hemsworth refuses to do the Marvel workout routine.-Nolan Fest at Hollywood Legion Theatre Drive-In.-Armie Hammer cast in the American Psycho Remake.-And More!Instagram: the_kernel_newsTikTok: thekernelnewsFacebook: @theofficialkernelnewsLetterboxd: noahthekernel

Noah returns for the first episode of 2021 to talk about news, short reviews, and trivia!Topics:-Christopher "God-King" Nolan had disowned Harry Styles.-Penguin solo film is in the works at Warner Bros.-A Redditor will be hired to write Deadpool 3.-Dixie D'Amelio has deleted her Twitter...-And More!Instagram: the_kernel_newsTikTok: thekernelnewsFacebook: @theofficialkernelnewsLetterboxd: noahthekernel

Noah returns (not on schedule) to talk about news, short reviews, and trivia!Topics:-Christopher "God-King" Nolan stole the Batmobile.-Disney will be buying all major studios.-"White Male Rage" Section to be added to Netflix.-Charli and Dixie D'Amelio's chef update.-And More!Instagram: the_kernel_newsTikTok: thekernelnewsFacebook: @theofficialkernelnews

Noah returns (on schedule this time) to talk about news, short reviews, and trivia!Topics:-Danny DeVito joins Attaway General Season 2-Plot leak for Thor: Love & Thunder's third act-He's All That is currently looking for a male lead-"Good For Her" Section to be added to Netflix-And More!Instagram: the_kernel_newsTikTok: thekernelnewsFacebook: @theofficialkernelnews

After a month of absence (pay negotiations), Noah is back to talk about news, short reviews, and trivia! Topics:-Oscars 2021 will be at home!-Charli D'Amelio halts production on Netflix's Avatar The Last Airbender series.-Heath Ledger's Joker will appear in Zack Snyder's Justice League (2021)-Tom Holland needed a prosthetic penis for Spider-Man 3 (2021)-And More!Instagram: the_kernel_newsEpisodes are also available on: Apple Podcasts, Google Podcasts, and Spotify.

In this episode of The Kernel host Noah Norton laments on what some are saying is the worst year ever for movies with the delay of countless Hollywood blockbusters. Thank the God King Nolan for at least releasing Tenet this year!Follow us on Instagram: @the_kernel_news

In this weeks episode Noah discusses the odd year for movies and how it will effect this year's upcoming Oscars. Be sure to follow us on instagram @the_kernel_news

In this episode, Noah guides us through his ranking of every A24 film produced, we are sure there will be a hotly debate to follow so be sure to follow our Instagram page @the_kernel_news

In our first ever episode of The Kernel Podcast, Noah talks about the God King Christopher Nolan's latest cinematic masterpiece Tenet in a spoiler free review. Along with other news like the tragic death of Tom Cruise, the recent death threats that the Kernel offices are receiving, and more. Be sure to follow us on Instagram @the_kernel_news