4K Glossy News Review - Comedy, Lifestyle & Technology

The 4K/UHD podcast is back with a whole new bunch of crazy, fun stuff, this time from Amsterdam. Amsterdamn, or as they call it in New York, York, is a fun, crazy, exciting place. * What does a late-night informercial look like in Amsterdam? The answer may surprise you, or it may not... it's pretty adult. * Exclusive interview with Dan Geddes of www.TheSatirist.com. * What makes Amsterdam such a great place? * Standup comedy in Amsterdam. * Satire news as reality. * Being mistaken for real news, with a hot mention for the fantastically clever Jen Gardiner. * Speaking in tongues and faith healing, the powers that be, and the unfortunate reality. * Discussion of George Carlin and Louis C.K. * Sneak Peek #2 of the Bobby Joe Mockumentary movie. Follow me around the web: iTunes (or search "Glossy News") Facebook.com/4KPodcast Twitter - @4KPodcast YouTube.com/glossynews GlossyNews.com/podcast

The 4K/UHD podcast is back with a whole new bunch of crazy, fun stuff for 2017. * My six year old decided to give up on his dreams of being a cop in favor of being a software (game) programmer. No, he made this choice because his MUCH older brother Brendan wants to make video games, and he wants to be with him. Very touching stuff. * Can I get to a million views in 2017? I'm quite a bit off pace, but it's still within the realm of possiblity? * How "Fake News" is really made (with actual examples, links and information.) * Technical difficulties with my TASCAM... solved! Why does it keep powering down? Because my USB hub doesn't drive enough power. * Formal announcement of my "How Bobby Joe Really Does" movie thingy... yes, my most popular character is making a feature length film. Check it out at www.fb.me/BobbyJoeTheMovie. * First official sample from my forthcoming mockumentary about how "how it's made" is REALLY made! Follow me around the web: iTunes (or search "Glossy News") Facebook.com/4KPodcast Twitter - @4KPodcast YouTube.com/glossynews GlossyNews.com/podcast Segment bumpers and background music by Greg the Hero Facebook.com/gregtheheromusic. Royalty Free Music "Your Call" and "Funkorama" and "Guts and Bourboun" by Kevin MacLeod -- Incompetech.com.

The 4K/UHD podcast is back with a whole new take on 2017. * I got my buddy a free shirt. * I'm on pace to hit a million views this year, but there's so much more here... * It could have been a Hot Stream, but it's the Kodi Box, specifically with Exodus. You just but it, plug it in to your TV, and the damn thing just works. It's like Netflix, but with EVERY TV show and movie, kind of since forever. You can pay $30-100 to get a good to great one, and there you go... no more paying to subscribe to stuff... It's just rigth there. * But seriously, the Kodi box looks great, works great, and has WAY, WAY more than you can find on any other streaming service. * The Kodi box IS legal. It's NOT downloading or sharing, it's just streaming, which is within the loophole. It's illegal for the host for the guy in the country where they don't care about copyright. * I learned so much through the backdoor recording the documentary series. Trial by fire, really. Also how Bologna is REALLY made... please to listen. * There are tale of murdered wives and mistresses, you should really check it out. * How to save money on the road trip to EVERY science museum. * How are bridges really made, especially considering all the graft and political influence? * How bridges are built with mad, mad profits for the pre-landed class. * Why would you be friends with the devil? * My goal to hit 1 MILLION! new views in 2017 (detailed). * I'm making a "how REALLY do" documentary... I think. Follow me around the web: iTunes (or search "Glossy News") Facebook.com/4KPodcast Twitter - @4KPodcast YouTube.com/glossynews GlossyNews.com/podcast   What the hell is an ursine clyster? From here it pretty much goes down hill. Segment bumpers and background music by Greg the Hero Facebook.com/gregtheheromusic. Royalty Free Music "Your Call" and "Funkorama" and "Guts and Bourboun" by Kevin MacLeod -- Incompetech.com.

The 4K/UHD podcast is back with a whole new take on 2017. * Libsyn is terrible and takes advantage of small-time podcasters. * Didn't get the Christmas special finished, but I will for 2017. It will be great, you'll see. Just great music, great stuff all around. * Review of "It's a Wonderful Life". #notmypresident * Since my mom died, my step-dad really stepped up with the Christmas gifts in ways mom never would have let him. * There are reasons you should rent, but many more reasons you should just buy your house. * 2017 will be the year of Brian. I will be big this year. Do or die, baby. Lose weight, get big on YouTube, or die trying. If I don't make it in 2017, I'll pack it in and call it a day. I mean, if that's not enough to see what I have to offer and share it with the world, what else am I supposed to do? * Teaching kids how to make and keep resoultions for the new year. * Why you should ALWAYS try to buy your home, rather than rent. * Your phone tracks you everywhere, even if it's in places you'd never admit to going. You know, like the place you go to buy your drugs or meet your mistress. Yeah, your phone knows you went there. * Given the choice, your kids will always buy you the very worst gifts, if any at all. In my case it was both. I had to buy the gift myself, it sucked, and they didn't buy me anything else, even with my own money. Follow me around the web: iTunes (or search "Glossy News") Facebook.com/4KPodcast Twitter - @4KPodcast YouTube.com/glossynews GlossyNews.com/podcast Segment bumpers and background music by Greg the Hero Facebook.com/gregtheheromusic. Royalty Free Music  "Your Call" and "Funkorama" by Kevin MacLeod -- Incompetech.com.

The 4K/UHD podcast is back with an insider's perspective on how a TV pilot is shot, specifically "Rules for Dudes" produced by Jack Talbert. The November 21st podcast focuses on my day on set shooting the pilot for "Rules for Dudes" produced by Jack Talbert, starring Russ Garwood and Laura Hunter, supported by a huge group of talented actors, writers and crew. * The challenges of production are discussed. * I give props to supporting actors Jason Daniel, Chip Wood, Shanna Olsen, Rene Hamlet, Anna Lee White and more, as well as the crew of Alex on camera, Alex on sound, Zach on PA/AD, Kirsten on PA/AD and too many more to mention. * And even more props to the ever-aweseome Griffen Hadden, who not only works as a co-writer on the script, but in a prominent role. You guys are all aweseome. Making a show is hard, making a pilot is harder, but these guys did just the best damn work I've seen since, well, since forever. Kudos to all of you, and thank you for your hard work and dedication. Follow me around the web: iTunes (or search "Glossy News") Facebook.com/4KPodcast Twitter - @4KPodcast YouTube.com/glossynews GlossyNews.com/podcast Segment bumpers and background music by Greg the Hero Facebook.com/gregtheheromusic. Royalty Free Music  "Your Call" and "Funkorama" by Kevin MacLeod -- Incompetech.com.

The election is over, Donald Trump won, and here's what it all means. Follow me around the web: iTunes (search "Glossy News") Facebook.com/4KPodcast Twitter - @4KPodcast YouTube.com/glossynews GlossyNews.com/podcast Segment bumpers and background music by Greg the Hero Facebook.com/gregtheheromusic. Royalty Free Music "Your Call" and "Funkorama" by Kevin MacLeod -- Incompetech.com.

The 4K/UHD podcast is back again with a whole new gaggle of fun, goofy stuff. Here are just some of the topics covered in the the November 7th, 2016 Election Edition. * How to win the claw machines EVERY TIME. It's easier than you think, though a bit more costly than you might imagine. My wife's grandma always one them and she had one sure strategy to always win them. * How much money can you actually save by vaping instead of smoking. Short answer is a lot, but the longer answer is a looooot, and here we show the actual numbers. * On the eve of the election, my prediction, hope and prayer that the polls are right and Hillary Clinton will win the presidency on Tuesday. * When planning for end-of-life care, there's one last trick you should try to see if your loved ones will actually wake up. It's not talking or singing to them, but this one little trick IT professionals don't want you to know about. * Review of the book (and movie) Slaughterhouse Five, and the differences between them. Put this on your final exam, it's actually a comedy, though a very dark, very dry comedy. Still, pretty hysterical when you look at it in the right light. Follow me around the web: iTunes (search "Glossy News") Facebook.com/4KPodcast Twitter - @4KPodcast YouTube.com/glossynews GlossyNews.com/podcast Segment bumpers and background music by Greg the Hero Facebook.com/gregtheheromusic. Royalty Free Music "Your Call" and "Funkorama" by Kevin MacLeod -- Incompetech.com.

The 4K/UHD podcast is back again with a whole new slew of stuff. Here are just some of the topics covered in the the October 31st, 2016 Halloween edition. * How to end your life with dignity. At some point, you know you're going to die, so just don't fight it. There was a very successful insurance lady (my mom) who convinced countless patients to die with dignity, but she when it came right down to it, she just couldn't do it herself. * Why would a mother who never went to church only care about her kids having been baptized once she discovered she was herself terminally ill? It's because "bargaining" is a step on the road to acceptance. * Halloween this year showed something unique... NO COMMON COSTUMES. Despite the huge movies of the year, there was no BIG popular costume theme. Pretty weird, really. Does this mean popular culture is dead? * Bi-Polar sounds like either nonsense or some bizarro-land sickness, but that's not what it is at all. When you're depressed, it's easy to understand, it's just depression, but what's the "manic" part of it? Mania (or in this case hypo-mania) is actually a state of absurdly high function. It's the sort of thing where, if you could maintain it, it would make you a god among men. We dispell some common myths about bi-polar, mania and hypo-mania. If I could sell you the mania, you'd buy it in a second, but it's a deal with the devil because the depression is coming, and it's going to steal it all from you, and right quickly at that. * True science fact of the week. Did you know pidgeons die after sex? * There's only one joke that holds true (at least in the Democrat/Republican dynamic) that just never, ever goes out of style. * Update on the podcast... surprisingly, October was the biggest month ever. Nice, nice. Follow me around the web: iTunes (or search "Glossy News") Facebook.com/4KPodcast Twitter - @4KPodcast YouTube.com/glossynews GlossyNews.com/podcast Segment bumpers and background music by Greg the Hero Facebook.com/gregtheheromusic. Royalty Free Music  "Your Call" and "Funkorama" by Kevin MacLeod -- Incompetech.com.

The 4K/UHD podcast is back again with a whole new slew of stuff. Here are just some of the topics covered in the the October 24th, 2016 edition. * NO MORE election updates. I wanted to do more, but it's so painfully obvious trump will lose, what's the point? * Video/Movie review... NOTHING because YouTube lets everyone steal my income from my React and Review videos. To hell with them... though Black Mirror season three is pretty awesome. * Cheat days... What does that mean? You're losing weight, but you can gorge on odd days? Why doesn't this extend to further vices or sins of the flesh, or beyond just some arbitrarily decided day of the year, month, or week? Why not four days a week? * Wild Waves Fright Fest 2016 - Wild Waves in Federal Way, Washington review in glorious 4K/UHD. Rides, haunted houses, arts & crafts, magic show and more. Follow me around the web: iTunes (or search "Glossy News") Facebook.com/4KPodcast Twitter - @4KPodcast YouTube.com/glossynews GlossyNews.com/podcast Segment bumpers and background music by Greg the Hero Facebook.com/gregtheheromusic. Royalty Free Music "Your Call" and "Funkorama" by Kevin MacLeod -- Incompetech.com.

The 4K/UHD podcast is back again with a whole podcast dedicated just to Remlinger Farms. They're not our sponsors, much as that would be awesome, but we just really like what they do. Here are just some of the topics covered in the the October 17th, 2016 edition. * New features around the park. * Pony rides and just how much they mean to little kids. * POV roller coaster ride at Remlinger Farms. * Other rides around the park. * Hay maze, pedal cars and all the other stuff. * Apparently a goat got on the loose. "Munchkin" does that from time to time, apparently. * Steam train ride and being chased by alpaca a' plenty. * Live music with Eric Ode or Cyndi Soup. This was the first year we ever saw Cyndi, but apparently they work different days of the week, so it wasn't so suprising since we always do weekends and Eric was out of town on this rare occasion. * The petting zoo. * Vintage tractor ride over to the pumpkin patch and corn maze on the 1953 tractor. * The pumpkin patch. * The corn maze, though it was more of a corn-walk, since there wasn't really much room to get lost with a map in hand and only one way in and out... and no real diverging paths, really. Follow me around the web: iTunes (or search "Glossy News") Facebook.com/4KPodcast Twitter - @4KPodcast YouTube.com/glossynews GlossyNews.com/podcast Segment bumpers and background music by Greg the Hero Facebook.com/gregtheheromusic. Royalty Free Music "Your Call" and "Funkorama" by Kevin MacLeod -- Incompetech.com.

The 4K/UHD podcast is back again with so much good stuff. Here are just some of the topics covered in the the October 10th, 2016 edition. * The anatomy of "How it's REALLY Made" videos are REALLY made. There's so much that goes into these things than you might have ever thought. * A 4K/UHD review of Westworld on HBO and why you really must check it out... and I swear to god, if this gets taken down for being a review I'll burn every review I've done in the past to the ground, you copyright usury bastards! Follow me around the web: iTunes (or search "Glossy News") Facebook.com/4KPodcast Twitter - @4KPodcast YouTube.com/glossynews GlossyNews.com/podcast Segment bumpers and background music by Greg the Hero Facebook.com/gregtheheromusic. Royalty Free Music "Your Call" and "Funkorama" by Kevin MacLeod -- Incompetech.com.

The 4K/UHD podcast is back again with special guest Ty Anderson, AKA Ty The Voice guy . All of this is available in UHD on YouTube by searching "Glossy Podcast" or as an MP3 on iTunes by searching "Glossy News". Here are just some of the topics covered in the the October 3rd, 2016 edition. * REACT video to Post Modern Jukebox performing "Dream On". * Exclusive, never-before-seen interview with Alan Rickman from before his passing, back when I wore the same shirt I do now, but when my face was still distorted. * Posted this story to Reddit a while back and it blew up, so by popular request, my story of how I ALMOST got ripped off by a known-scammer apartment complex... but how I got back at them. Follow me around the web: iTunes (or search "Glossy News") Facebook.com/4KPodcast Twitter - @4KPodcast YouTube.com/glossynews GlossyNews.com/podcast Check out Ty "The Voice Guy" Anderson at www.tythevoiceguy.webs.com or his YouTube channel here: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCAD-bZYukrAef732gxP84NA Segment bumpers and background music by Greg the Hero Facebook.com/gregtheheromusic. Royalty Free Music "Your Call" and "Funkorama" by Kevin MacLeod -- Incompetech.com.

4K Glossy News PODCAST 062 (9-26-16) The 4K/UHD podcast is back again with special guest Ty Anderson, AKA Ty The Voice guy . All of this is available in UHD on YouTube by searching "Glossy Podcast" or as an MP3 on iTunes by searching "Glossy News". Here are just some of the topics covered in the the September 26th, 2016 edition. * When hitch hiking goes very, very wrong... or maybe very right? It's kind of hard to tell in this story. * Review of "Would I Lie to You" (WILTY) starring David Mitchell, Rob Brydon and Lee Mack, among many others. The review is in 4K/UHD, and there's a bonus review of a segment with Warwick Davis of "Life's Too Short" fame. * REACT video to a school kids cover of Tool's "46 & 2", and it's just damn amazing. Follow me around the web: iTunes (or search "Glossy News") Facebook.com/4KPodcast Twitter - @4KPodcast YouTube.com/glossynews GlossyNews.com/podcast Check out Ty "The Voice Guy" Anderson at www.tythevoiceguy.webs.com or his YouTube channel here: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCAD-bZYukrAef732gxP84NA Segment bumpers and background music by Greg the Hero Facebook.com/gregtheheromusic. Royalty Free Music "Your Call" and "Funkorama" by Kevin MacLeod -- Incompetech.com.

The 4K/UHD podcast is back again with special guest Ty Anderson, AKA Ty The Voice guy . All of this is available in UHD on YouTube by searching "Glossy Podcast" or as an MP3 on iTunes by searching "Glossy News". Here are just some of the topics covered in the the September 19th, 2016 edition. * Intro segment welcoming back Ty Anderson and thanking the huge cost savings of just... not... smoking anymore. So cheap and wonderful. Of course, all the anti-smoking commercials are funded by the tobacco companies, so they really don't have a whole lot of motivation to actually make these commercials effective. * REACT video of "Boys Beware," an actual scared-straight video from 1962 in which boys are warned of the dangers of the sickness of homosexuality, which is apparently "congagious" according to the Irvine Police Department and the Irvine Unified School District. So bizarre. Original video in high-def here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NzfZikZ5Xn8 * The worst, laziest worker in the world. The guy who actually tried to charge me to bid on a job... what a clown. * Explanation of how much better and cheaper it is to vape instead of smoking. You don't smell like a bingo hall all the time, you can actually walk up a flight of stairs without running out of breath, and if you shop online instead of at the local shops, you can save HUGE amounts of money. I mention iVape in Auburn, Washington in this segment as well as www.ThirstyCoils.com. Follow me around the web: iTunes (or search "Glossy News") Facebook.com/4KPodcast Twitter - @4KPodcast YouTube.com/glossynews GlossyNews.com/podcast Check out Ty "The Voice Guy" Anderson at www.tythevoiceguy.webs.com or his YouTube channel here: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCAD-bZYukrAef732gxP84NA Segment bumpers and background music by Greg the Hero Facebook.com/gregtheheromusic. Royalty Free Music "Your Call" and "Funkorama" by Kevin MacLeod -- Incompetech.com.

The 4K/UHD podcast is back again. All of this is available in UHD on YouTube by searching "Glossy Podcast" or as an MP3 on iTunes by searching "Glossy News". Here are just some of the topics covered in the the September 12th, 2016 edition. * How you can fix your whole damn life just by investing $50 in the well-established "sock" market... of socks... for your feet. Trust me, you'll love me for this one. * The most unbelievable mini-golf tournament was recently held in Riverside, California, and we were there to capture some of the players in some, nay, ALL, of their glory. * 7 Ways to Make College Work again. Pretty self-explanatory, but I cover costs, minimizing costs, fixing the balooning student debt crisis and how to just, you know, make the whole thing work for everyone forever... Pretty basic stuff, really. * Explanation of why the podcast is shorter, and a few quick teasers for things to come... Spoiler alert, it's because I'm going back to the videos for which I'm actually well known and (in)famous. I haven't had Jason V. Jones, Justyn Confer, Ty the Voice Guy Anderson or any of the others handy. It's fine, it's fine. * Special contest/gift offer for my listeners/vierwers in California. * The polls are tightening, but that doesn't exactly mean it's time to freak out. What DOES it mean? Will Trump definitely win? Is Clinton done for? Watch and listen for the updated analysis. * Fun extra bonus segment from Roy Zimmerman from his Seattle concert this summer. Just a song about the Hubble Telescope, and it's just plain awesome. Follow me around the web: iTunes (or search "Glossy News") Facebook.com/4KPodcast Twitter - @4KPodcast YouTube.com/glossynews GlossyNews.com/podcast Segment bumpers and background music by Greg the Hero Facebook.com/gregtheheromusic. Royalty Free Music "Your Call" and "Funkorama" by Kevin MacLeod -- Incompetech.com.

The 4K/UHD podcast is back again. With special guest and time traveler Justyn Confer. All of this is available in UHD on YouTube by searching "Glossy Podcast" or as an MP3 on iTunes by searching "Glossy News". Here are just some of the topics covered in the the September 5th, 2016 edition. * How renting a car can save you TONS of money over driving your own... and not just peace of mind, but comfort and fuel economy. * Exclusive footage from opening day of The Washington State Fair in Puyallup Washington. Opening day of the Washington State Fair in Puyallup, Washington, with just a handful of the fun things we did with our boys. Discount tickets at Fred Meyer and Costco, at the very very least. * Superman was a jerk, for sure, but he was also the biggest liar ever when it came to his feats of strength in terms of stopping airliners from crashing. I mean, holding his hand up to the decorative nose-cone wouldn't do a damn thing, and even if he could actually stop the plane, everyone inside would instantly die from the rapid deceleration. * During my recent trip to Hollywood, I discovered someone I've had a crush on since I was just a boy also fancied me back. That flirty-birdy Vanna White seems to fancy me as much as I always fancied her, as a child, though I'm just sure it would never work out. * Trump supporters are still threatening me, but not as often as they used to. It's almost as if reality is finally setting in, despite reality not being their strongest suit. Follow me around the web: iTunes (or search "Glossy News") Facebook.com/4KPodcast Twitter - @4KPodcast YouTube.com/glossynews GlossyNews.com/podcast Segment bumpers and background music by Greg the Hero Facebook.com/gregtheheromusic. Royalty Free Music "Your Call" and "Funkorama" by Kevin MacLeod -- Incompetech.com.

The 4K/UHD podcast is back again. With special guest Jason V. Jones and Justyn Confer. All of this is available in UHD on YouTube by searching "Glossy Podcast" or as an MP3 on iTunes by searching "Glossy News". Here are just some of the topics covered in the the August 29th, 2016 edition. * What's the future of this, or really ANY podcast? Well, dim, I'd say, and I'm being realistic about it. * Touring the inside of a B-17 bomber in Oregon. It's an amazing piece of machinery, especially given the era from which it was born, but it still feels exactly like hte death trap it was. * How to use old VHS tapes to mess with friends and strangers, and how to use the same philosophy to do the same with DVDs and Blu-Rays as well. Follow me around the web: iTunes (or search "Glossy News") Facebook.com/4KPodcast Twitter - @4KPodcast YouTube.com/glossynews GlossyNews.com/podcast Segment bumpers and background music by Greg the Hero Facebook.com/gregtheheromusic. Royalty Free Music "Your Call" and "Funkorama" by Kevin MacLeod -- Incompetech.com.

The 4K/UHD podcast is back again with special in-studio guests Jason V. Jones and Justyn Confer. All of this is available in UHD on YouTube by searching "Glossy Podcast" or as an MP3 on iTunes by searching "Glossy News". Here are just some of the topics covered in the the August 22nd, 2016 edition. * A spoiler-free 4K/UHD review of Netflix original series "Stranger Things" and a few reasons you should definitely check it out. * How hard would it be to guess the US nuclear launch codes in use for over twenty years? This seven digit code should be a one in ten million shot, but somehow, it was so easy my kids guessed it on their second try. * Three of the craziest things we did back in 1993 while filming our 13-episode public access sitcom "King Me". We were young and foolish, but fortunately, we're older now. * Ichiro Suzuki became only the 30th player to join the 3,000 hit club. He's since climbed another rung on the ladder with his continued hitting, but this is a quick look back at the magic of one of the greatest players to ever grace the sport. Follow me around the web: iTunes (or search "Glossy News") Facebook.com/4KPodcast Twitter - @4KPodcast YouTube.com/glossynews GlossyNews.com/podcast Segment bumpers and background music by Greg the Hero Facebook.com/gregtheheromusic. Royalty Free Music "Your Call" and "Funkorama" by Kevin MacLeod -- Incompetech.com.

The 4K/UHD podcast is back again. All of this is available in UHD on YouTube by searching "Glossy Podcast" or as an MP3 on iTunes by searching "Glossy News". Here are just some of the topics covered in the the August 15th, 2016 edition. * How solar plants are taking over the world, and exactly which sorts never will, ya green bastard! * Trump eats KFC on his private jet, but that doesn't make him a man of the people. The whole thing was staged and we give 22 reasons why the whole thing was faked. * D&B Nation did a "React" video to my "How hot dogs are REALLY Made", but they just didn't get it... too stupid or too clever, you decide! * Analysis fo the literal music video of "Love is a Battlefield," whatever that means. Follow me around the web: iTunes (or search "Glossy News") Facebook.com/4KPodcast Twitter - @4KPodcast YouTube.com/glossynews GlossyNews.com/podcast Segment bumpers and background music by Greg the Hero Facebook.com/gregtheheromusic. Royalty Free Music "Your Call," "Music for a Funeral Part 11," "One Eyed Maestro" and "Funkorama" by Kevin MacLeod -- Incompetech.com.

The 4K/UHD podcast is back again. All of this is available in UHD on YouTube by searching "Glossy Podcast" or as an MP3 on iTunes by searching "Glossy News". Here are just some of the topics covered in the the August 8th, 2016 edition. * Another exclusive interview with real life pirates I encountered in Buena Park, California. These inland pirate ships are arguably the most dangerous and serious in Southern California. * There's an EASY way to call Donald Trump on his nonsense, and that's to just refer to him as "Donald" while you call Secretary Hillary Clinton "Clinton". There are connotatoins a' plenty, as I explain in this segment. * The fans and haters demanded it, so here's another fact-based analysis of why Donald Trump will lose, and lose BIGLY in November. I'm not going on feelings or impressions, but the analytics provided by the myriad pollsters, the pollster analysts, and those analyzing the meta-analysis of the pollsters. Donald Trump COULD still win, but the odds grow longer by the day. It ain't pretty, if you're him. * Life is pretty good if you can just come to love it, and this video helps explain the many ways you can and just how easy it is to love your life. * The polar bear mascot at the Coca-Cola store in Las Vegas, Nevada isn't just cute and fun, he's a puppet of the highest order, and he's so damn much fun. Watch this video to see the Coca Cola polar bear getting a bit crazy biting the heads of wayward children. * How to appreciate the best friend in the world, and how to be that friend for those who love you. Follow me around the web: iTunes (or search "Glossy News") Facebook.com/4KPodcast Twitter - @4KPodcast YouTube.com/glossynews GlossyNews.com/podcast Segment bumpers and background music by Greg the Hero Facebook.com/gregtheheromusic. Royalty Free Music "Your Call," "Music for a Funeral Part 11," "One Eyed Maestro" and "Funkorama" by Kevin MacLeod -- Incompetech.com.

The 4K/UHD podcast is back again. All of this is available in UHD on YouTube by searching "Glossy Podcast" or as an MP3 on iTunes by searching "Glossy News". Here are just some of the topics covered in the the August 1st, 2016 edition. * Are RV rentals the cheapest way to travel? The answer may surprise you in that, no, no they aren't. They are absurdly expensive. Forget it. Rent a Cadillac and stay in hotels instead and have a much better, much cheaper trip. * Exclusive interview with real life pirates from the Emerald Shark, docked in Buena Park, California. These guys may seem like they are just performers at Pirate's Adventure Dinner (cousin show to Medieval Times) but they are in fact very serious and hardcore, as this interview shows. * Pokemon Go is the best fitness experience ever, or never, or badly or since forever. It's impossible to know because it's a brand new thing. Exclusive pics from La Brea tar pits. * You take a million pictures on your phone and cameras, but you never print them, and you should. It's cheaper than you think through Costco or Walgreens (or any of the many online places) but you still don't do it. You should, and here's why... * What makes for a good sermon? If you're dating an incredible hotty and there are red flags, you need to run like hell. Head for the hills. My smokin' hot highschool girlfriend took me to church and I learned the lesson first hand. What makes a good sermon is explained in clear detail here. Follow me around the web: iTunes (or search "Glossy News") Facebook.com/4KPodcast Twitter - @4KPodcast Reddit.com/r/GlossyPodcast YouTube.com/glossynews GlossyNews.com/podcast Segment bumpers and background music by Greg the Hero Facebook.com/gregtheheromusic. Royalty Free Music "Your Call," "Music for a Funeral Part 11," "Bushwick Tarantella" and "Funkorama" by Kevin MacLeod -- Incompetech.com.

The 4K/UHD podcast is back again this week with guest hosting special thanks to Ty The Voice guy from www.tythevoiceguy.webs.com - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCAD-bZYukrAef732gxP84NA All of this is available in UHD on YouTube by searching "Glossy Podcast" or as an MP3 on iTunes by searching "Glossy News". Here are just some of the topics covered in the the July 25th, 2016 edition. * Netlfix would be WAY better if it had a preview channel. Not just offering a trailer here and there, but an unending stream of trailers based first on your suggested videos, then expanding to show all sorts of things. Allow us to give the thumbs up or down, or add it to our playlist. So much better than just trying to filter through everything. * How high do professional fireworks shows go up in the air? The answer may surprise you, or more likely, just confuse you, since the numbers only sort of make sense anyhow and there's math involved. Plus you'd have to know what fireworks they're actually using. * Exclusive telephone interview with Bill Clinton!!! He dishes about the upcoming election and shares his thoughts on the candidates and who you should vote for. * Meet the man with a real life super power of finding and controlling the natural behavior of mosquitoes. * Why in the heck does the History Channel insist on measuring everything in football fields and Olympic Swimming pools? It's confusing at best, but more likely, just a bit dishonest. They SAY football fields, but they want us to THINK football stadiums. It makes it sound bigger than it is. Just give me the facts, man. Follow me around the web: iTunes (or search "Glossy News") Facebook.com/4KPodcast Twitter - @4KPodcast Reddit.com/r/GlossyPodcast YouTube.com/glossynews GlossyNews.com/podcast Segment bumpers and background music by Greg the Hero Facebook.com/gregtheheromusic. Royalty Free Music "Your Call" and "Funkorama" by Kevin MacLeod -- Incompetech.com.

The 4K/UHD podcast is back again this week with guest hosting special thanks to Ty The Voice guy from www.tythevoiceguy.webs.com - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCAD-bZYukrAef732gxP84NA All of this is available in UHD on YouTube by searching "Glossy Podcast" or as an MP3 on iTunes by searching "Glossy News". Here are the topics covered in the the July 18th, 2016 edition. * Netflix could easily become the world's biggest foreign language institute in history. It wouldn't even be that hard. * The man with the real life power of invisibility plus musings on the long gone classic TV turds of Chris Rock and Norm MacDonald. * Making a Murderer is available on Netflix, and there are a lot of things that are great about it, plus a few that might just piss you off. Guest host Ty Anderson hasn't seen it yet, so I figured maybe you haven't either. * Dogs v. Cats. Is it better to have your shoes chewed or your couch mauled? * I last saw my buddy a year ago when we hung out on the fourth of July, and now he's gone. Some quick memories of our time and a recount of what makes neighbors truly unbearable on the fourth of July. * Planning your finances for when you're gone. Without a will there can be trouble figuring out what happens to your money, but I, for one, have a plan. Follow me around the web: iTunes (or search "Glossy News") Facebook.com/4KPodcast Twitter - @4KPodcast Reddit.com/r/GlossyPodcast YouTube.com/glossynews GlossyNews.com/podcast Segment bumpers and background music by Greg the Hero Facebook.com/gregtheheromusic. Royalty Free Music "Your Call" and "Funkorama" by Kevin MacLeod -- Incompetech.com.

The 4K/UHD podcast is back again this week with guest hosting special thanks to Ty The Voice guy from www.tythevoiceguy.webs.com - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCAD-bZYukrAef732gxP84NA All of this is available in UHD on YouTube by searching "Glossy Podcast" or as an MP3 on iTunes by searching "Glossy News". Here are the topics covered in the the July 11th, 2016 edition. * Academy Award winner Christopher Walken joins us in-studio for an exclusive interview about his upcoming movie "Lawnmower Man 2". * Free Business Advice: How to get rich by helping the homeless get off the streets for an easy 3-5 years (with good behavior.) * Is Joe Francis, the founder of Girls Gone Wild the worst person ever, or is he just the dumbest sack of crap since, well, forever. * German public television shows racey, adult (but not explicit stuff) on Friday nights, but there's a way to enjoy it all wrong, and as an exchange student in the 90s, man did I do it wrong. * The truth about Johnny Carson and the wife of famous golfer Jack Nicklaus. * How men can do impressions of women, starting with the easy ones like Dr. Girlfriend from "Venture Brothers" and the ladies of "The Simpsons". * Review of the independent documentary "Winnebago Man" about the "Angriest Man in the World!!!" It's currently available on Amazon Prime video. Follow me around the web: iTunes (or search "Glossy News") Facebook.com/4KPodcast Twitter - @4KPodcast Reddit.com/r/GlossyPodcast YouTube.com/glossynews GlossyNews.com/podcast Segment bumpers and background music by Greg the Hero Facebook.com/gregtheheromusic. Royalty Free Music "Your Call" and "Funkorama" by Kevin MacLeod -- Incompetech.com.

The 4K/UHD podcast is back again this week with guest hosting special thanks to Ty The Voice guy from www.tythevoiceguy.webs.com - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCAD-bZYukrAef732gxP84NA All of this is available in UHD on YouTube by searching "Glossy Podcast" or as an MP3 on iTunes by searching "Glossy News". Here are the topics covered in the the Fourth of July edition. * Celebrity interview with Ty Anderson (Ty the Voice Guy) about the business of voice acting and how to develop characters and actually get your foot in the door. * Don't record fireworks, you'll never watch them. A great explanation of why you should just live in the moment instead and the chance to check out the link to this 18-minute show in glorious 4K/UHD and watch it instead. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yYunVdM5NHI * Action star Jason Statham joins us by phone to discuss his thoughts on the Brexit and wish America well on the fourth of July celebrations. He mentions his penchant for kicking ass more than a few times. * Fireworks are fun, but don't buy them. Seriously, there are so few reasons you'd ever actually want to, and we cover those, but mostly we cover the thousand reasons you shouldn't waste your time basically setting your money on fire. Follow me around the web: iTunes (or search "Glossy News") Facebook.com/4KPodcast Twitter - @4KPodcast Reddit.com/r/GlossyPodcast YouTube.com/glossynews GlossyNews.com/podcast Segment bumpers and background music by Greg the Hero Facebook.com/gregtheheromusic. Royalty Free Music "Your Call" and "Funkorama" by Kevin MacLeod -- Incompetech.com.

The 4K/UHD podcast is back again this week with so much more killer stuff from the show. All of this is available in UHD on YouTube by searching "Glossy Podcast" or as an MP3 on iTunes by searching "Glossy News". Here are the topics covered in the the May 16th edition. * Deep Analytics: Why Trump will lose and lose badly in November - In this in-depth segment I go through the works of Sam Wang, Pollster, the various 270toWin pundits, and even the betting markets. Yes, tiny-fingers Trump will lose in November, and lose badly. He'll be out-spent, out classed and generally made to look like the loser he is. Ya fired, little Don. Ya fired. * There are actually advantages to being held back a grade, and to my surprise, they really don't offer this to kids anymore. I know it wounds like a bad thing, but really it isn't. Hear me out and you'll agree. * Yes, I FINALLY got paid for being awesome possum on Reddit! I promised X within a month, but delivered DOUBLE-X within a week, and even still the customer got a bit nasty about it. Well, the check still cleared, so there you go. * Thought on the tragic shooting at Pulse Nightclub in Orlando, or rather, I guess, my lack of thoughts on it. * Discover the movie theater that practically begs you to sneak in without paying. I mean, they still don't want you to, but it's cheaper to let dozens sneak in every hour than actually check tickets. * Crazy mom doesn't mind her kids getting concussions, so long as they consent to them in advance, even if that clearly wasn't they agreed to. * When someone loses consciousness, medical staff (or EMTs) have to ask orientation questions like the day of the week, the location or who the president is. Some of the acceptable answers might surprise you, even though they actually made sense, if you think about it... not too much though, just a bit. Follow me around the web: iTunes (or search "Glossy News") Facebook.com/4KPodcast Twitter - @4KPodcast Reddit.com/r/GlossyPodcast YouTube.com/glossynews GlossyNews.com/podcast Segment bumpers and background music by Greg the Hero Facebook.com/gregtheheromusic. Royalty Free Music "Your Call" and "Funkorama" by Kevin MacLeod -- Incompetech.com.

The 4K/UHD podcast is back again and this week it's all about musical satirist Roy Zimmerman! All of this is available in UHD on YouTube by searching "Glossy Podcast" or as an MP3 on iTunes by searching "Glossy News". Here are the topics covered in the the June 20th edition, but really, it's all about Roy Zimmerman in one way or another. * An exclusive backstage interview with Roy Zimmerman from his show in Seattle at the Phinney Ridge Neighborhood Center, sponsored by the Seattle Folklore Society. * Intro to Roy Zimmerman with his hit song "Creation Science 101". * Snippet of his song "This Machine (speaks truth to power)" * Review of his song "Vote Republican" and how it almost seems like conservative leaders have to hypnotize voters just to make them vote against their own best interests. * A look at the strong musical influences of the likes of The Beatles in his work. * Topical stuff like the Bathroom Bills being passed around the country. * Much like Bill Maher (whom he's opened for in past shows,) Roy talks about what he calls the "blue dot" enclaves in otherwise deeply red areas. Listen as he explains and goes into detail on that. * A quick song criticizing the effect Citizens United has had on democracy in America and the myth that corporations are people, my friend. * The best quiet moment in a live performance I've ever witnessed during a song about the dangers of Driving While Black. * Another topical song, this time about gun violence, performed less than a day after the tragic Orlando shooting. It's only topical in the sense that a shooting had just happened, but really, the happen all the time, so I guess it's always on topic. * Roy offers up something unique for this election: A new song every week until the election. Check out www.RoyZimmerman.com and his YouTube channel here: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCKvJ1qhPIgmNq2tZIhUBxCQ Follow me around the web: iTunes (or search "Glossy News") Facebook.com/4KPodcast Twitter - @4KPodcast Reddit.com/r/GlossyPodcast YouTube.com/glossynews GlossyNews.com/podcast Segment bumpers and background music by Greg the Hero Facebook.com/gregtheheromusic. Royalty Free Music "Your Call" and "Funkorama" by Kevin MacLeod -- Incompetech.com.

The 4K/UHD podcast is back again this week with more great joking around and fun stuff. All of this is available in UHD on YouTube by searching "Glossy Podcast" or as an MP3 on iTunes by searching "Glossy News". Here are the topics covered in the the June 13th, 2016 edition. * CD & Game store clerked asked "Can I help you find something?" And the answer was clearly no because the question was impossible... but he still somehow knew the answer. Amazing how good customer service can be. * My buddy Matthew shared the story of his first day at his new post as a priest in a rough part of Philly. * VR headsets are the hottest new thing, but apparently for the actors and camera operators it can be so damn hard to use, but sometimes it's a bit softer. * Billion dollar business idea for a kids clothing store that the market needs, but doesn't exist... yet. You guys are free to take this idea and run with it, no charge, no questions asked. * My crazy mom found a great way to save money at the holidays while still doing fun things with the grandkids. She was a terrible cook, but not quite as bad as my grandma who only owned one spice, but oh my was it the rarest thing you've ever heard of. * If dogs outlived humans, would we treat them as family heirlooms and celebrate the rarity of puppies the way we do baby tortoises? * All in-laws are crazy, but some can be downright evil. I actually had to cut a bit out of this one because I went... a little too far with my explanation. Follow me around the web: iTunes (or search "Glossy News") Facebook.com/4KPodcast Twitter - @4KPodcast Reddit.com/r/GlossyPodcast YouTube.com/glossynews GlossyNews.com/podcast Segment bumpers and background music by Greg the Hero Facebook.com/gregtheheromusic. Royalty Free Music "Your Call" and "Funkorama" by Kevin MacLeod -- Incompetech.com.

The 4K/UHD podcast is back again this week with with another insane podcast. All of this is available in UHD on YouTube by searching "Glossy Podcast" or as an MP3 on iTunes by searching "Glossy News". Here are the topics covered in the the June 6th, 2016 edition. * The worst designed feature (or lack thereof) of portable SD card speakers. * Batman v. Superman review... it wasn't that bad, and it was only bad in the ways you'd expect. Tell me if you agree in the comments. * Bad news: you're choking on an ice cream cone. Good news: your mom is a nurse. Bad news: she's absolutely terrible at her job. * My last ever update on my Reddit karma project... or is it? * Meet the man with a real life super power. Imagine being able to conjur money out of thin air. Well, it's kind of like that but with a twist. * Billion Dollar Business Idea: Very special athletes deserve a very special olympics. There are sports missing from the current lineup which would not only empower participants as athletes and celebrities, but also bring in legions of fans with cash in hand. Follow me around the web: iTunes (or search "Glossy News") Facebook.com/4KPodcast Twitter - @4KPodcast Reddit.com/r/GlossyPodcast YouTube.com/glossynews GlossyNews.com/podcast Segment bumpers and background music by Greg the Hero Facebook.com/gregtheheromusic. Royalty Free Music "Your Call" and "Funkorama" by Kevin MacLeod -- Incompetech.com.

The 4K/UHD podcast is back again this week with with another awesome guest hostery by Justyn Confer. All of this is available in UHD on YouTube by searching "Glossy Podcast" or as an MP3 on iTunes by searching "Glossy News". Here are the topics covered in the the May 30th edition. * Special guest host Justyn Confer! * All the bad guys in Star Wars suffered the same downfall. What was it? Not a lack of funding, talent or support. Watch to find out what it was (with examples, of course.) * Meet the man with the super power of changing peoples' emotions with just a few words or even less than that. The power of AWKWARD! * 4K Review of the Netflix hit film "Circle" starring Julie Benz... yeah, it's pretty awesome. Follow me around the web: iTunes (or search "Glossy News") Facebook.com/4KPodcast Twitter - @4KPodcast Reddit.com/r/GlossyPodcast YouTube.com/glossynews GlossyNews.com/podcast Segment bumpers and background music by Greg the Hero Facebook.com/gregtheheromusic. Royalty Free Music "Your Call" and "Funkorama" by Kevin MacLeod -- Incompetech.com.

All of this is available in UHD on YouTube by searching "Glossy Podcast" or as an MP3 on iTunes by searching "Glossy News". Here are the topics covered in the the May 23rd edition. * Special guest host Justyn Confer! * Video game quiz part two. Can you go five for five? * Crazy mom loves birds in her yard so much, she doesn't mind all the bears. * Who killed the electric car and who brought it back to life. * Real life super power. The guy who can ink his enemies like a squid. Follow me around the web: iTunes (or search "Glossy News") Facebook.com/4KPodcast Twitter - @4KPodcast Reddit.com/r/GlossyPodcast YouTube.com/glossynews GlossyNews.com/podcast Segment bumpers and background music by Greg the Hero Facebook.com/gregtheheromusic. Royalty Free Music "Your Call" and "Funkorama" by Kevin MacLeod -- Incompetech.com.

The 4K/UHD podcast is back again this week with with another awesome guest hostery by Justyn Confer. All of this is available in UHD on YouTube by searching "Glossy Podcast" or as an MP3 on iTunes by searching "Glossy News". Here are the topics covered in the the May 16th edition. * Special guest host Justyn Confer! * Video game quiz. Can you go five for five? * Crazy mom: the master of the "just barely good enough" gift. * Let's talk about disappointing our crazy dads while we're at it. * Show & Tell... an actual engine from a satellite. Follow me around the web: iTunes (or search "Glossy News") Facebook.com/4KPodcast Twitter - @4KPodcast Reddit.com/r/GlossyPodcast YouTube.com/glossynews GlossyNews.com/podcast Segment bumpers and background music by Greg the Hero Facebook.com/gregtheheromusic. Royalty Free Music "Your Call" and "Funkorama" by Kevin MacLeod -- Incompetech.com.

The 4K/UHD podcast is back again this week with with with some more serious, kind of heavy stuff. All of this is available in UHD on YouTube by searching "Glossy Podcast" or as an MP3 on iTunes by searching "Glossy News". Here are the topics covered in the the May 9th, 2016 edition. * The pill addiction epidemic is sweeping the nation. Poly-drug overdose is killing more young people like Heath Ledger, Brittney Murphy, and most recently, a close friend of mine. * How to save money on gas using supermarket rewards cards, even if you don't have one. It's surprisingly easy. * Shocking new stats about HIV prevalence among American males, specifically in California, inlcuding some of the richest neighborhoods. * It looks like I just got an acting job in an upcoming feature-length film... not video, a movie shot on actual film. The director has an actual budget and a YouTube channel with millions of views. I'll update more later. * Microsoft isn't merely offering us all Windows 10 for free, they're badgering the hell out of us to install it. Is it better? No, they're not exactly claiming that, but it's prettier. So based on that we should TOTALLY risk our entire systems just so they can sell us more crap we don't need. * Review of the ESPN film "30 for 30: Frightful Lies". It's very well made, as all the 30 for 30 series are, but it's chilling and shocking. The criminal justice system is broken beyond repair when investigators, prosecutors and judges refuse to shut down trials even in the face of clear evidence of innocence. Follow me around the web: iTunes (or search "Glossy News") Facebook.com/4KPodcast Twitter - @4KPodcast Reddit.com/r/GlossyPodcast YouTube.com/glossynews GlossyNews.com/podcast Segment bumpers and background music by Greg the Hero Facebook.com/gregtheheromusic. Royalty Free Music "Your Call" and "Funkorama" by Kevin MacLeod -- Incompetech.com.

The 4K/UHD podcast is back again this week with with another awesome guest hostery by Jason Jones. All of this is available in UHD on YouTube by searching "Glossy Podcast" or as an MP3 on iTunes by searching "Glossy News". Here are the topics covered in the the May 2nd edition. * Special guest host Jason Jones! * The best types of places to have a funeral and the best kinds of foods to serve. * How mobile phones have changed everday life from beepers to iPhones. * What was the worst Star War toys of the 80s. What was the absolute worst Luke Skywalker action figure to get? Follow me around the web: iTunes (or search "Glossy News") Facebook.com/4KPodcast Twitter - @4KPodcast Reddit.com/r/GlossyPodcast YouTube.com/glossynews GlossyNews.com/podcast Segment bumpers and background music by Greg the Hero Facebook.com/gregtheheromusic. Royalty Free Music "Your Call" and "Funkorama" by Kevin MacLeod -- Incompetech.com.

The 4K/UHD podcast is back again this week with guest Jason Jones for most of the podcast. All of this is available in UHD on YouTube by searching "Glossy Podcast" or as an MP3 on iTunes by searching "Glossy News". Here are the topics covered in the the April 25th edition or the podcast: * Wicked brilliant intro segment rudely interrupted by Jason Jones, who apparently was sitting next to me the whole time, butting in like a proper jackass, and only (apparently) because I told him to do so for comedic effect. What gives, right? * Interview with a verified crack addict. He explains how Pac-Man led Gen-Xers to the rave scene and the many ways addiction lead to weigth loss. * The best and easiest way to pick up a second job in America. * Why news teasers and local news stations are just plain terrible. * Best songs to play at your funeral (Part One) * Best songs to play at your funeral (Part Two) Follow me around the web:iTunes (or search "Glossy News")Facebook.com/4KPodcastTwitter - @4KPodcastReddit.com/r/GlossyPodcastYouTube.com/glossynewsGlossyNews.com/podcast Segment bumpers and background music by Greg the Hero Facebook.com/gregtheheromusic. Royalty Free Music "Your Call" "Music for a Funeral Part 11" and "Funkorama" by Kevin MacLeod -- Incompetech.com.

The 4K/UHD podcast is back again this week with even more great insightful than ever. All of this is available in UHD on YouTube by searching "Glossy Podcast" or as an MP3 on iTunes by searching "Glossy News". Here are the topics covered in the the April 18th, (the actual) tax day edition. * Billion Dollar Business idea... just name your company something that actually rhymes with "orange" and you'll be set for life. * The best way to never not give away your not quite free garbage can at a premium, if that makes sense, and I'm sure it does. * Kids love fancy meals, but given the choice between the fanciest of feasts, much like finicky kitties, they'll still choose the tried and true, even if it's much cheaper. * Is Quentin Tarantina a box-office slayer, or just a hack who gets by on his natural good looks? * What it's like when someone with Bi-Polor goes off of medication. Follow me around the web:iTunes (or search "Glossy News")Facebook.com/4KPodcastTwitter - @4KPodcastReddit.com/r/GlossyPodcastYouTube.com/glossynewsGlossyNews.com/podcast Segment bumpers and background music by Greg the Hero Facebook.com/gregtheheromusic. Royalty Free Music "Your Call" and "Funkorama" by Kevin MacLeod -- Incompetech.com.

The 4K/UHD podcast is back again this week with even more great insightful than ever. All of this is available in UHD on YouTube by searching "Glossy Podcast" or as an MP3 on iTunes by searching "Glossy News". Here are the topics covered in the the April 11th, tax day edition 2016 4K/UHD podcast. * Tax Day public service announcement (PSA) about how to stay on top of your tax issues, and all the reasons you really, really need to do it. * The study of what makes a good flag and the unveiling of the new, unofficial flag for the city of Seattle. * Definitive proof that Facebook is a smart phone battery killer. Seriously, if you have problems with your smart phone battery, get rid of Facebook and Messenger (two separate apps!) to double or triple your battery life. * Forget the Make-A-Wish Foundation. This new Keep-A-Wish Foundation will focus on kids who will also develop memories to last a lifetime, but specifically, lifetimes longer than a few weeks or months. * Four ways to FAIL at silencing your phone in places where you're supposed to be quiet and respectful. * 4K/UHD review of 2016 film Eddie the Eagle starring Hugh Jackman and Taron Egerton. It's a true-ish story and a wonderful film, with a few caveats. * A quick explanation of the Panama Papers leak, why it might not be as bad as you think, and why it actually is. There are legit ways to do a shell corporation, but this isn't it. * If you're sick of trying to talk reason to Trump supporters, have no fear, there is a solution. Just talk bullshit to them, as I have, and help them keep ratcheting up the crazy. They eat that stuff up like you wouldn't believe. Follow me around the web:iTunes (or search "Glossy News")Facebook.com/4KPodcastTwitter - @4KPodcastReddit.com/r/GlossyPodcastYouTube.com/glossynewsGlossyNews.com/podcast Segment bumpers and background music by Greg the Hero Facebook.com/gregtheheromusic. Royalty Free Music "Your Call" and "Funkorama" by Kevin MacLeod -- Incompetech.com.

The 4K/UHD podcast is back with even more great stuff than ever. All of this is available in UHD on YouTube by searching "Glossy Podcast" or as an MP3 on iTunes by searching "Glossy News". Here are the topics covered in the the April 4th, 2016 4K/UHD podcast. * In a neighborhood with a ton of burglaries and break ins, why in the hell is the local Dollar Tree selling $1 crow bars? * Radio station request lines get some of the strangest callers during the overnight shift. * Despite how easy it may seem, there is a reason why some of the smartest people alive could never write movie scripts, let alone music lyrics. * Some elementary school teachers help their students understand the value of keeping a diary, but the lessons you learn may not always be the ones intended. * Life Pro-Tip: Don't make videos of your kids' school assemblies and move-up ceremonies. You're a huge distraction, you're not enjoying the moment, and you will never, ever watch them. * Best and worst ways for teachers to stay in touch with the class parents. Hint: make the bar to participation as low as possible or you'll piss off a lot of people, specifically the ones you never hear from. Guess what, they never hear from you either. * There is a direct correlation between how well your family gets together at holidays and the quantity of alcohol consumed. This is doubly true when there's an election coming up, and if you live in America, there is ALWAYS an election coming up. Follow me around the web:iTunes (or search "Glossy News")Facebook.com/4KPodcastTwitter - @4KPodcastReddit.com/r/GlossyPodcastYouTube.com/glossynewsGlossyNews.com/podcast Segment bumpers and background music by Greg the Hero Facebook.com/gregtheheromusic. Royalty Free Music "Your Call" and "Funkorama" by Kevin MacLeod -- Incompetech.com.

The 4K/UHD podcast is back with even more great stuff than ever. All of this is available in UHD on YouTube by searching "Glossy Podcast" or as an MP3 on iTunes by searching "Glossy News". Here are the topics covered in the the March 28th, 2016 4K/UHD podcast. * Finally responding to all the swirling rumors, finally, an explanation as to why I simply WILL NOT date Taylor Swift. * The definitive difference between a reason and an excuse. In short, you need a million excuses because they're all bogus, but you only need one reason because it's the real thing. * Updates on the podcast traffic, viewership, listenership and streaming numbers, as well as on my Reddit experiment, which is dead. * YouTube loves to rob their publishers and here are just a dozen examples how they do it and why. What can be done about it? Well, likely nothing, but it doesn't mean I can't complain. * Interview with the maker of the "Jolly Roger Telephone Company," a free service designed to help you waste the time of telemarketers while just barely lifting a finger. * Germans are not well known for their bartering skills, but teenage Germans have got to be the worst in at it in the world.   Follow me around the web:iTunes (or search "Glossy News")Facebook.com/4KPodcastTwitter - @4KPodcastReddit.com/r/GlossyPodcastYouTube.com/glossynewsGlossyNews.com/podcast Segment bumpers and background music by Greg the Hero Facebook.com/gregtheheromusic. Royalty Free Music "Your Call" and "Funkorama" by Kevin MacLeod -- Incompetech.com.

The first fully 4K/UHD podcast with a remote segment, and tons of graphics and citations. This podcast has it all. All of this is available in UHD on YouTube by searching "Glossy Podcast" or as an MP3 on iTunes by searching "Glossy News". Here are the topics covered in the the March 14th, 2016 4K/UHD podcast. * Easter fun at the Old Cannery Furniture Warehouse in Sumner, Washington. * Why you should definitely help kids (even if they aren't yours) enjoy traditions like Easter Egg Hunts. * Video of a girl dressed like Mini Mouse who totally looks like Emily Axford from College Humor. * How to do a dead-perfect, spot-on parody (courtesy of Key Of Awesome and Pitbull/Kesha via Vevo.) * The complete guide to the best and worst Easter candy... okay, just a short list of things to avoid, really. * 15 Easter jokes all mashed into one. * 4K/UHD review of "Better Call Saul" on AMC, and a quick shout out to the lasting awesomeness of "Breaking Bad." * When dating, you never want to be "that guy," even if it's the guy who lets her know she didn't return her movie to Blockbuster. Follow me around the web:iTunes (or search "Glossy News")Facebook.com/4KPodcastTwitter - @4KPodcastReddit.com/r/GlossyPodcastYouTube.com/glossynewsGlossyNews.com/podcast Segment bumpers and background music by Greg the Hero Facebook.com/gregtheheromusic. Royalty Free Music "Your Call" and "Funkorama" by Kevin MacLeod -- Incompetech.com.

The first fully 4K/UHD podcast with live music, tons of graphics and citations and and a length we haven't seen in weeks. This podcast has it all. All of this is available in UHD on YouTube by searching "Glossy Podcast" or as an MP3 on iTunes by searching "Glossy News". Here are the topics covered in the the March 14th, 2016 4K/UHD podcast. * Why the death penalty needs to be re-thought, and the one true way to do it properly, if we're not going to abolish it. Spoiler alert, Mythbusters are cited in this idea. * Four ways to get cheap shoes for kids are shared, but the one you never thought of ranks at #1. It was right in front of you the whole time. * Car commercials are unimaginative and frankly pretty ridiculous. They show dangerous cars. Why the hell would anyone want that? * A live performance of "What will we do with the drunken sailor?" with a guitar and two mandolins, as part of our exclusive Saint Patrick's Day coverage. * Some say Republicans will win in a landslide in November. They are wrong, but perhaps they don't realize exactly how ludicrous this is. As things stand now, the Dems will win the white house in November regardless of whom it is on either side. Here's why. * The true story of when I went into a Thai business expecting to just do normal business, only to find it was a bit of an unsavory place, and how they treated me when I tried desperately to say no. * A bonus Saint Paddy's day song (Black Velvet Band) performed live. Follow me around the web:iTunes (or search "Glossy News")Facebook.com/4KPodcastTwitter - @4KPodcastReddit.com/r/GlossyPodcastYouTube.com/glossynewsGlossyNews.com/podcast Segment bumpers and background music by Greg the Hero Facebook.com/gregtheheromusic. Royalty Free Music "Your Call" and "Funkorama" by Kevin MacLeod -- Incompetech.com.

After the burglary, find out the future of the podcast. Did insurance cover the loss? Was there a second break-in attempt? Will the podcast limp along or come back better than ever? All of this is available in UHD on YouTube by searching "Glossy Podcast" or as an MP3 on iTunes by searching "Glossy News". Here are the topics covered in the the March 7th, 2016 4K/UHD podcast. * Hyper-miling. It's not just a great way to save gas, but you can also use it to torture your passengers, and I tell you how! * Life ProTip: How to fix a clogged toilet without ever getting so much as a speck of poo on your arms, face, or accidentally open mouth... or intentionally open mouth, either way. * There are two ways Trump can still lose the nomination, but one you haven't heard about yet... but Reagan and Bush did it, so it's not all that crazy. * There are more medieval weapons in existence today than there ever was in medieval times. Good thing? Bad thing? Spoiler, it's neither, it's just a thing. * My parents took me camping, hiking, fishing and kiting, but there's a very good reason why I don't do any of these things with my kids. The answer may surprise you, but it probably won't, you know, unless you're not thinking these things through quite as much as you should. * 4K Review of Drunk History with Derek Waters PLUS a crazy idea for how you could take this same format and make something really amazing out of it. Follow me around the web:iTunes (or search "Glossy News")Facebook.com/4KPodcastTwitter - @4KPodcastReddit.com/r/GlossyPodcastYouTube.com/glossynewsGlossyNews.com/podcast Segment bumpers and background music by Greg the Hero Facebook.com/gregtheheromusic. Royalty Free Music "Your Call" and "Funkorama" by Kevin MacLeod -- Incompetech.com. 4K/UHD Backgrounds by Amitai Angor AA VFX www.youtube.com/dvdangor2011.

Despite having my office burglarized and almost all of my production gear stolen, the podcast is back with even more original than ever before. All of this is available in UHD on YouTube by searching "Glossy Podcast" or as an MP3 on iTunes by searching "Glossy News". Here are the topics covered in the the February 29th, 2016 4K/UHD podcast. * The tip from a wise old man on how to live a happy life with a happy wife. * LED bulbs may never get cheap because they just live too long. How can they make money into the future if they last 20 years? * A followup on why Amazon Prime is/isn't a good deal, and why you definitely should/shouldn't pay for it. All from experience I've learned the hard way. * The problem with Trump has less to do with his policies than it does with his supporters. * How to avoid ruining your relationship with your kids if you ever end up divorced. Some huge dos and don'ts. Follow me around the web:iTunes (or search "Glossy News")Facebook.com/4KPodcastTwitter - @4KPodcastReddit.com/r/GlossyPodcastYouTube.com/glossynewsGlossyNews.com/podcast Segment bumpers and background music by Greg the Hero. Royalty Free Music "Your Call" and "Funkorama" by Kevin MacLeod -- Incompetech.com. 4K/UHD Backgrounds by Amitai Angor AA VFX www.youtube.com/dvdangor2011.

Despite having my office burglarized and almost all of my production gear stolen, the podcast is back with even more original than ever before. All of this is available in UHD on YouTube by searching "Glossy Podcast" or as an MP3 on iTunes by searching "Glossy News". Here are the topics covered in the the February 22nd, 2016 4K/UHD podcast. * Review of the James Bond film "Spectre". Spoiler alert, I wasn't a big fan, but I give all the reasons. * What do Chinese landlords do when stuff in their rentals break? I mean, it simply must do that all the time, right? * The weird dreams I keep having about a fast, hot, topless Viper. * Pop culture isn't dead. In fact, it's coming back stronger than ever. * Why do top comics and intellectuals get $10,000 to $50,000 to give speeches, while Hillary, who isn't a terribly good speaker, get a quarter million dollars? The answer may not surprise you. * If "The Purge" was real, you know, the night when you can commit any crime without repurcussion, it wouldn't be all about murder like the movies show. No, there are a bunch of other crimes on which the problems would center. Follow me around the web:iTunes (or search "Glossy News")Facebook.com/4KPodcastTwitter - @4KPodcastReddit.com/r/GlossyPodcastYouTube.com/glossynewsGlossyNews.com/podcast Segment bumpers and background music by Greg the Hero. Royalty Free Music "Your Call" and "Funkorama" by Kevin MacLeod -- Incompetech.com. 4K/UHD Backgrounds by Amitai Angor AA VFX www.youtube.com/dvdangor2011.

espite having my office burglarized and almost all of my production gear stolen, the podcast is back with even more original than ever before. All of this is available in UHD on YouTube by searching "Glossy Podcast" or as an MP3 on iTunes by searching "Glossy News". Here are the topics covered in the the February 15th, 2016 4K/UHD podcast. * Supreme Court justice Antonin Scalia died in his sleep yesterday, and while he could have just resigned, I respect his decision. So what happens now? * TV review of "Dave Gorman's Modern Life is Goodish". * How to fix the calendar once and for all just by adding a 13th month. * Review of an authentic Mexican restaurant with surprisingly affordable prices. * How to win at the "quiet game" without even playing. * Following the thought of a human exhibit in an alien zoo to its logical conclusion. * And I celebrate Valentine's Day by not even mentioning it once in the podcast. What can I say, it was a crazy week and I just wan't feeling it. Follow me around the web:iTunes (or search "Glossy News")Facebook.com/4KPodcastTwitter - @4KPodcastReddit.com/r/GlossyPodcastYouTube.com/glossynewsGlossyNews.com/podcast Segment bumpers and background music by Greg the Hero. Royalty Free Music "Your Call," "Upbeat Forever," and "Funkorama" by Kevin MacLeod -- Incompetech.com. 4K/UHD Backgrounds by Amitai Angor AA VFX www.youtube.com/dvdangor2011.

The podcast is back with more, and now, with even more original than ever before. All of this is available in UHD on YouTube by searching "Glossy Podcast" or as an MP3 on iTunes by searching "Glossy News". Here are the topics covered in the the February 8th, 2016 4K/UHD podcast. * How you can run your home and family like a business to get amazing results. It's easier than you think. * Copyright is a broken system, but nowhere is it more broken than on YouTube, where a mega-corp can shutter your entire channel without even honestly looking once to see if your clip is Fair Use or abuse. YouTube doens't give a damn about small publishers, they just want to keep the big dogs happy and they do so at any price. * If you want to prank a friend, family member, or new girlfriend (perhaps even to test their loyalty,) you need only do this one $5 gag to keep them close to you or drive them away forever, though it will be two to six years before they full realize the full power of it. * My Pontiac is back in the shop again, and as of this repair, I've now paid more in repairs than I did to buy it in the first damn place. * Here's why I changed my mind on GMO foods, and it's not because of all the shady shit, lying, dishonest and dissembly paid for without fail by the GMO companies, but because they finally brought Bill Nye into the lab to show him what they're actually doing. * Need a penny? Take a penny! Got a mustard packet? Leave it somewhere random and absurd. This is just one of the many ways you can give back to society. * How one man got a job as a professional tooth brusher, and how you can get the same job to earn $300+ a year without even leaving your home. * Why it's not racist to go on a plantation tour, despite what that (otherwise nice and civil) bitch tracy from processing might have to say about it. Follow me around the web:iTunes (or search "Glossy News")Facebook.com/4KPodcastTwitter - @4KPodcastReddit.com/r/GlossyPodcastYouTube.com/glossynewsGlossyNews.com/podcast Segment bumpers and background music by Greg the Hero. Royalty Free Music "Your Call," "Fiddles McGinty," and "Funkorama" by Kevin MacLeod -- Incompetech.com. 4K/UHD Backgrounds by Amitai Angor AA VFX www.youtube.com/dvdangor2011.

The podcast is back with more, and now, with even more original than ever before. All of this is available in UHD on YouTube by searching "Glossy Podcast" or as an MP3 on iTunes by searching "Glossy News". Here are the topics covered in the the February 1st, 2016 4K/UHD podcast. * Joke of the week: The time we went hiking and I got bitten by a venomous snake and had to rely on my buddy to save my life. * An open concept for how to make a massive online game that exists as more than an experience, but as a real world news media event. Not just viral, but big enough to make actual news. * A proven business strategy to use protesting, public lands and social media to get everything you could ever want delivered right to your doorstep within three weeks. Free business idea, guys, just for you. * The weiredest dreams in my house aren't mine or my kids. No, my dog has the weirdest dreams ever and I'm still trying to figure out what they are. * A recommendation for the best up-and-coming spoof news show on the air. You may have heard of it, but statistically, you haven't seen it yet. * How to participate in primaries and caucuses, and a last-ditch pitch for Bernie Sanders before the first round kicks off. * If you're going to set someone up on a blind date, there are only TWO rules to remember, and they are explained in here. * Profile of a Reddit user ranked in the top-600 after less than a month of creating his account. * Why I canceled Amazon Prime and why you should too. The video streaming service is useless, the cloud storage (photos) is extortion and the "free shipping" is artificiall slow and they do it all on purpose. Oh, and good luck with customer service, it's worse than a joke. A joke passes quickly, their attempts at customer service is nothing better than a huge waste of time. Follow me around the web:iTunes (or search "Glossy News")Facebook.com/4KPodcastTwitter - @4KPodcastReddit.com/r/GlossyPodcastYouTube.com/glossynewsGlossyNews.com/podcast Segment bumpers and background music by Greg the Hero. Royalty Free Music "Your Call," "Sneaky Snitch," "Upbeat Forever," "Crowd Hammer," and "Funkorama" by Kevin MacLeod -- Incompetech.com. 4K/UHD Backgrounds by Amitai Angor AA VFX www.youtube.com/dvdangor2011.

All of this is available in UHD on YouTube by searching "Glossy Podcast" or as an MP3 on iTunes by searching "Glossy News". Here are the topics covered in the the January 25th, 2016 4K/UHD podcast. * Amy Schumer is in the news for alleged joke stealing, but the claims have since been scaled back. She's not the first comic to steal jokes, it's actually quite wide spread, and she certainly won't be the last. * What would you do if you won a million or a billion dollars? When I was a kid my dreams weren't big, but they sure were to me. There was only one thing I wanted if I won the lottery. * Three reasons movie theaters will not die and why that's a very good thing. * Have you ever applied for a job you were perfectly qualified for but never stood a chance? Well, there is a reason that happens sometimes, and I know because I've been the guy on the winning side of it more than once. * How to finally buy a coffee pot that won't die on you in a year or two. * Review of the Netflix exclusive "The Ridiculous 6" starring Adam Sandler, Terry Crews, Taylor Lautner, Rob Schneider, Vanilla Ice and way too many more to list. I actually enjoyed it. * Profile of a true Reddit Karma Whore. Follow me around the web:iTunes (or search "Glossy News")Facebook.com/4KPodcastTwitter - @4KPodcastReddit.com/r/GlossyPodcastYouTube.com/glossynewsGlossyNews.com/podcast Segment bumpers and background music by Greg the Hero. Royalty Free Music "Your Call," "Sneaky Snitch," "Upbeat Forever," "Crowd Hammer," and "Funkorama" by Kevin MacLeod -- Incompetech.com. 4K/UHD Backgrounds by Amitai Angor AA VFX www.youtube.com/dvdangor2011.

The podcast is back with more, and now, with even more original than ever before. All of this is available in UHD on YouTube by searching "Glossy Podcast" or as an MP3 on iTunes by searching "Glossy News". Here are the topics covered in the the January 18th, 2016 4K/UHD podcast. * Who actually works 9 to 5? That's only eight hours. Do you get a lunch or is this a myth we've been taught? * Forget tax holidays, imagine the jump our economy could get with a copyright holiday. * Sample of what music could sound like if Copyright expired in a generation or two, like it used to. * A quick and earnest plug for Senator Bernie Sanders. * Phone call scammer leaves me a voicemail saying I'll be arrested in 45-minutes for unknown charges against an unknown company... oh, and he didn't even know my name or which area code he called... and he called back 20-minutes later from the correct area code with an even worse story. * Next time you protest, if you want to be taken seriously and left alone, do something irresponsible. Bring a gun and make sure everyone knows you're not afraid to use it. It worked at the Bundy Ranch, it's working in Oregon, clearly this is what the government wants us to be doing, right? * Insurance premiums are rigged to go up. There are only two ways insurance companies can make more money and one is by driving up your premiums. Remember, they don't get paid based on what they save you, but what they can get away with charging you. * Kim Jong-Un has announced another stupid bomb, and with no real evidence that it's real. Can we stop giving this guy free publicity already? I know that seems hypocritical, but I'm promoting my movie and it actually exists, yet I don't enjoy the same global awareness and concern. * Update on my wild karma-crazy Reddit Experiment. Hit 100k in under 15 days, making me the 2nd quickest to the mark, and the quickest using only link karma. Follow me around the web:iTunes (or search "Glossy News")Facebook.com/4KPodcastTwitter - @4KPodcastReddit.com/r/GlossyPodcastYouTube.com/glossynewsGlossyNews.com/podcast Segment bumpers and background music by Greg the Hero. Royalty Free Music "Your Call," "Crowd Hammer," and "Funkorama" by Kevin MacLeod -- Incompetech.com. 4K/UHD Backgrounds by Amitai Angor AA VFX www.youtube.com/dvdangor2011.

The podcast is back with more, and now, with even more original content I came up with while driving! All of this is available in UHD on YouTube by searching "Glossy Podcast" or as an MP3 on iTunes by searching "Glossy News". Here are the topics covered in the the January 11th, 2016 4K/UHD Christmas podcast. * How to play the White Elephant gift exchange and WIN every time. Tips on what to bring, trading and bartering strategies, and what to pick when you're in a pinch. * Meet the man with the real-life super power of disease immunity! * Bizarre health breakthrough: Cure IBS and many other digestive woes with this bizarre biome transplant that's so crazy it sounds like it must be fake. * Billion Dollar Business opportunity: The awareness-awareness charity. You can raise unlimited tax-free dollars, you just have to use it to raise awareness about the countless other awareness charities. It's so stupid but still somehow completely legal. * Explaining the dumbest, most off-putting ad marquee I've ever seen, and believe me when I tell you that you and I have seen it many times in our lives. * A film recommendation for a classic which you may or may not have seen, but in either case, you need to see it again. It's just that good. * An update on the Reddit Karma experiment, and yes, it's going very, very well. In just 10 days this brand new account is already in the top 3,000 accounts of all time on Reddit (out of tens of millions) and it's still growing at a steady pace every day. Follow me around the web:iTunes (or search "Glossy News")Facebook.com/4KPodcastTwitter - @4KPodcastReddit.com/r/GlossyPodcastYouTube.com/glossynewsGlossyNews.com/podcast Segment bumpers and background music by Greg the Hero. Royalty Free Music "Your Call," "Disco Medusa," "Sneaky Snitch," "Crowd Hammer," "Fiddles McGinty," "Odyssey," "Upbeat Forever," and "Funkorama" by Kevin MacLeod -- Incompetech.com. 4K/UHD Backgrounds by Amitai Angor AA VFX www.youtube.com/dvdangor2011.

First podcast of the new year and it's back with a soft, soft vengeance. All of this is available in UHD on YouTube by searching "Glossy Podcast" or as an MP3 on iTunes by searching "Glossy News". Here are the topics covered in the the January 4th, 2016 4K/UHD Christmas podcast. * Meet the man who can literally determine what any drug is just by smell. * I explain how to get 19,000 karma on Reddit in your first 56-hours, and how you can hit a million in 4-8 months. * A billion dollar business idea for how to take a common household appliance, tweak it ever so subtly, and make it a brand new one with huge market appeal... some technical issues may need to be addressed first, but that's where you come in. I'm more of an "ideas guy". * Our trip to Wild Waves Holiday with Lights festival and why I recommend it, but only kind of. Also a detailed explanation of how Wild Waves is screwing themselves out of tons of money by not thinking through the logistics. * 10 unbelievable true facts about geography, plus two you shouldn't believe because I made them up. * Self-driving cars are real, they are coming, they are coming fast, and how it's going to change every parking lot in the country slowly, painfully and at great expense over the next 20 years. * A review of the TV show "Head Games". * A very special happy birthday wish to the woman who invented drugs to save millions from malaria, but first, a justification for singing the song "Happy Birthday" and why it's so absurd that I couldn't have legally done so just a few short weeks ago. Follow me around the web:iTunes (or search "Glossy News")Facebook.com/4KPodcastTwitter - @4KPodcastReddit.com/r/GlossyPodcastYouTube.com/glossynewsGlossyNews.com/podcast Segment bumpers and background music by Greg the Hero. Royalty Free Music "Your Call," "Disco Medusa," "Crowd Hammer," "Fiddles McGinty," "Odyssey," "Upbeat Forever," and "Funkorama" by Kevin MacLeod -- Incompetech.com. 4K/UHD Backgrounds by Amitai Angor AA VFX www.youtube.com/dvdangor2011.