Bad Popcorn Podcast

Its Superman if he was a psychopathic teenage murderer. If you want more than that, listen as we talk plot holes, alien birth certificates, and TikTok addiction. We reviewed 'Brighburn.'

It had plot holes so large a Cthulhu could swim through them. Listen as we talk bad acting, bad engineering, and how badly this needed backstory. We reviewed the surprise monster movie, "Underwater."

Bobby wanted more geostorming. Lisa wanted less government interference. And of course, Jordan wanted tech that actually made sense. We had so many questions about this film-Geostorm.

We talk about getting pregnant with a car baby, Panda's getting away with murder, and 26-year-olds getting away with playing 15-year-olds. We also talked about the film, 'Colossal.'

One host was getting too old for this sh*t. But three of us said, bring on the bad. Put on your best chaps and shake out your blonde curly mullet for the season 4 preiere. We review 'The Lost Boys.'

This season was everything you never want in films. Bad writing. Horrible acting. And plot holes you can drop all the hot men in. Listen as we crown the worst of the worst in the season 3 wrap up.

Thanks for not making us watch the first one Yashin. But the thanks stop there. Listen as we realize everything we loved in the 2000s was better left there. We reviewed 'Austin Powers: The Spy who Shagged Me.'

Headshot. Hands. Tape. Hear who would make the right choice and who would immediately be killed by ghost face in our review of 'Scream 3.' Hint Yashin and Jordan don't stand a chance.

Is this still a cult classic? Didn't anyone notice that they grew a full foot in a summer? Did they really just say that word? This and other questions will be asked and answered when we review a film that should have stayed in the 2000s 'White Chicks.'

Lisa won't acknowledge the white power ranger. Chris won't acknowledge the putty sized plot holes. Bobby and Yashin talk business strategies. And Jordan reminds us he actually did backflips in the 90s. Listen as we take it all the way back to a childhood mainstay ‘Mighty Morphin Power Rangers: The Movie.'

A sci fi mystery Nolan clone crossed with Waterworld. With a description like that, how could it be good? Join us as we review something newer that sucks 'Reminiscence.'

Our fake French accents were better than the plot of this film. Listen as we chat about diamond fencing, impossible explosions, and The Phantom of the Opera in our review of 'Money Talks.'

Things got truly wild on this week's episode. We talked steampunk sex chambers, butts galore, and where steam comes from. A special guest star joins us as we break down 'Wild Wild West.'

No plot. No shirts. Huge problem. Lisa's vampire-adjacent pick gets bashed by the crew when they review "The Covenant."

Jordan tries to win season 3 with this pick. Listen as we chat history century-hopping investments and club-hopping bats. We review 'Abraham Lincoln Vampire Hunter.'

We hate Bobby more than Ben Falcone hates a tight well-written script. We review what should not be called a film, Thunder Force. #season3

When you hand out points for the best of the worse, everyone loses. Find out who the ultimate loser is in the season 2 wrap-up.

There are fates worse than death like Bobby trolling us with this film. Will this pick earn him a flawless victory in the season wrap? Who will finish him in the final rant? Listen as we take on "Mortal Kombat."

Chris is fresh out of puns. Jordan bashes girl-centered TV shows. Bobby plans a Vegas wedding. And Lisa once again needs a backstory. Listen as we review "Lucky Number Sleven."

Jordan hatches a plan to be a hot vampire. Lisa advocates for those with asthma. Chris disinvites Lisa from his zombie survival group. And Bobby wishes for 2 hours of his life back.We reviewed ‘30 Days of Night.’

F*ck you, f*ck you, f*ck you, who’s next? Listen to the review but that line sums up how we felt about “Coming 2 America.”

If you’re trying to make sense of this movie, this podcast won’t help. Listen as we drunkenly review “Big Trouble in Little China.”

Bobby thinks about the sanitary conditions in Zion. Lisa goes off on the substandard safety of the Zion military. Jordan schools us on the Matrix cinematic universe. And Chris just wants to be a dirty boy in Zion. We reviewed ‘The Matrix Revolutions.’

Lisa contemplates a new wardrobe. Jordan plans to haunt his enemies. Chris talks long-term investments. And Bobby is all about supernatural pet shops. We reviewed ‘Queen of the Damned.’

“That’s not how that works”, “People didn’t dress like that in the 90s”, “This is stupid.” Oh oh, this week Jordan was big mad. Listen as he unleashes his ire on this 90s throwback ‘Hackers.’

Why didn’t he turn into a stone? Why didn’t she just wear sensible loafers? What if she turned into an eagle? We ask these and other questions in a freshly popped episode on ‘Wonder Woman 1984.’

Bad wigs. Tragic acting. And the worst CGI to ever grace the screen. Who will take home the gold? Listen to our season 1 wrap up.

Lisa learns about poppers. Bobby declares his love for Jamie Chung. Chris makes the case for 10-year-old boys. And Jordan couldn’t find anything he liked even though he chose it. We reviewed ‘Dragonball Evolution.’

Jordan questioned the plot. Bobby the questionable makeup. Chris reveals his secret love of vampires. And Lisa wishes for a vampire musical. Listen as we review, ‘A Vampire in Brooklyn.’

About 42 minutes too long. And we’re not referring to our podcast. We review “The New Mutants.”

“Did that dinosaur just tongue down a human heart?” “Why did the cannon ball just bounce like that?” “Are they really having sex while a dinosaur is hunting them?” These and other questions will be answered during our review of ‘Aztec Rex.’

Bobby bashed it. Lisa passed the baton so Bobby could bash it some more. Jordan tried to get a Peacock sponsorship. And Chris was just here for the monkey. We review 'Rock of Ages.'

We put more effort into reviewing this film than Tyler Perry put into writing, directing, producing and acting in it. Enjoy our review of A Fall from Grace...We took the fall so you wouldn't have to.

In this weeks episode, Lisa has a bone to pick with the devil, Jordan indulges his inner teen, Chris contemplates a return to emo, and Bobby just hates it all. We discuss 2009's Jennifer's Body.

Join us as we discuss the pain and torture of watching M.Night Shyamalan's The Last Airbender.