Kicking & Streaming Podcast

Johnny and Kevin are back to record their 40th episode! The two recap the hilarious moments that lingered in their minds from The Snowman (4:15) and look up whether Rebecca Ferguson’s character actually died (13:50). Johnny and Kevin then gush over and review Bradley Cooper’s A Star Is Born (18:10) and the Ryan Gosling Neil Armstrong biopic First Man (34:55). The two end the podcast by discussing their excitement for upcoming Fall movies, including Alfonso Cuaron’s Roma (42:20) and Paul Dano’s directorial debut, Wildlife (50:10). Make sure to check your calendar for father-son camping trips before diving into this podcast!

Fall is in the air and that means a Kicking & Streaming podcast Special Episode! Johnny and Kevin celebrate Fall and the return of network television by watching the pilot episode of the only hit NBC show, This Is Us. The two make fun of Jack being almost nude, 36 not being a late 30’s age, Alan Thicke’s cameo appearance, the doctor trying out his tight five stand up set on Jack and Rebecca, and Iran being on the TV to show it’s set in the 80s. Johnny and Kevin also discuss whether they would ever be interested in watching a network TV show again. Da dada da da dada da, da dada da da dada da!

Johnny and Kevin conclude the Listener’s Suggestions Summer Series with the 2017 nerve-jangling thriller, The Snowman. Get ready to watch Norwegian characters speaking with thick British accents! The two make fun of cigarettes never leaving Michael Fassbender’s mouth, the fun startup office looking police station, terrible Norwegian rock music, the movie being unable to license the Olympics logo, and real snowmen being at least three snowballs tall. Johnny and Kevin also predict the Snowman Killer early in the film because… well… it’s pretty obvious. Can you tell that 10 to 15 percent of the script wasn’t filmed? Find out by joining Johnny and Kevin in watching The Snowman!

Johnny and Kevin are up late at night discussing the publishing origins of Netflix’s The Kissing Booth (4:05). Johnny reports about the original book being published on Wattpad and Kevin argues that it could potentially be the worst movie they’ve watched on the podcast. They also talk about the appropriate types of cars 16 years old should be driving. The two then dive into their thoughts of the Cary Joji Fukunaga Netflix TV Show Maniac (26:15), including a spoilers discussion of the ending (41:15). Rule #9, subscribe to the podcast. Rule #10, never unsubscribe to the podcast!

Johnny and Kevin stopped procrastinating and have finally sat down to watch the 2018 Netflix teen romantic comedy The Kissing Booth. Why are there so many teen comedies about best friends with rules? The two make fun of the movie for only filming at three locations, the actor playing Noah/Flynn being six foot eight, and the characters running away instead of dealing with their problems. Kevin also turns into a parent disapproving of the underage drinking in public, seventeen year olds riding motorcycles, and the overall behavior of the preppy rich kids in the movie. And since the movie is set in Los Angeles, our two New Yorkers do some healthy, cathartic LA bashing. So join Kevin and Johnny in watching another terrible teen comedy, The Kissing Booth. I don’t know if I wanna go to Harvard on a full scholarship to play football okay?

Johnny and Kevin are sitting with some poor posture recapping the winners of the 2018 Emmy Awards. The two start off discussing Fall weather, feeling insecure about what they’re wearing on the subway, and Kevin’s new mustache (2:15). They then dive into Colin Jost and Michael Che’s hosting of the Emmys and what makes a good awards show host (12:45). Kevin and Johnny finally end on a full recap of the winners of the 2018 Emmys and give their thoughts (20:45). Impressions of Michael B. Jordan in Fahrenheit 451, Thandie Newton in Westworld, The Duffer Brothers, and Ramin Djawadi’s Game of Thrones score included! Amanda Peet I love you... so much!

Johnny and Kevin are back for a quick recap of past news stories that caught their attention. The two discuss the Spider-man PS4 game “Puddlegate” outrage (4:40), the controversial penalties against Serena Williams in the 2018 US Open Finals (12:10), Congressman Billy Long using his auctioneering skills during a congressional hearing (26:00), and the Philadelphia Insectarium and Butterfly Pavilion robbery (32:40). Links: U.S. Open Drama - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uiBrForlj-k Bug Heist - https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/philadelphia-insectarium-stolen-insects_us_5b90bc3ce4b0162f4729d2d4 Auction in Congress - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FjgdMqShI5s&feature=youtu.be Spiderman Video Game drama - https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=t7V6fW-MCt4

Johnny and Kevin are joined by Roommate Steve for a discussion of the Shark Movie of the Summer, The Meg… otherwise known as the Jason Statham vs a Megaladon Shark movie. The three talk about the astounding $150 million dollar budget (11:30), when it’s the right time to reveal the shark in shark movies (28:15), and their thoughts on the supporting cast (39:40). They also discuss The Meg’s long production history (56:50) and whether they would have preferred a campier or more serious/suspenseful shark movie (01:04:55). Finally, the three make fun of the trailer for the upcoming Jennifer Garner movie Peppermint (01:11:45). This is most comprehensive, hilarious, and lengthy podcast review of The Meg you’ll find anywhere online!

Johnny and Kevin are riding a no food just coffee high on another discussion pod episode! The two start off discussing the struggles of waking up early and the songs they used to set their alarms to (2:30). They then recap the evolution of nerd to toxic waste superhero from The Toxic Avenger movie (8:20) and decide what to watch next between the last two Listener’s Suggestions Summer Series movies (22:25). Johnny and Kevin then review and praise the 2001 Oakland Athletics Baseball Team of current TV shows- HBO’s Succession (28:40). And Kevin ends the podcast ranting about how much he loves Better Call Saul and thinks Breaking Bad fans who don’t watch it are… well… idiots (42:10). Greg is chopping it up! Greg is chopping it up! Song Credit: “Teenage Kicks” by Unfinished Symphony

Johnny and Kevin are joined by Kicking & Streaming Podcast superfan Nathaniel Picard-Busky to watch Nathaniel’s summer suggestion of the 1984 superhero comedy splatter movie The Toxic Avenger. Everyone in this movie are... sweaty! The three laugh at PG-13 1980s nudity, Bozo committing crimes but being worried about his karma, the US government sneaking over small town Nazi police chiefs during WWII, the Toxic Avenger’s ADR, and Sara potentially being both blind and deaf. They also keep a lookout for an uncredited Marisa Tomei appearance, which of course connects The Toxic Avenger to the Marvel Cinematic Universe. Body talk, body talk! I love the sound of your body talk!

Johnny and Kevin have come together after a few days to recap the strange weird camp and few memorable moments of Sam Raimi’s Darkman (2:50). The two discuss that nobody knows who Darkman is at the end of the movie, Durant being a fun character, the Pink Elephant scene, and Darkman being a terrible actor under other people’s skin. The guys then begin part two of their 2018 Emmys Predictions discussing four major The Limited Series / TV Movie categories (19:05) as well as the nine directing, writing, and acting Drama categories (29:15). Use their predictions to lose your Emmy’s Pool!

Johnny and Kevin are back watching the early 90s campy superhero flick Darkman. I’d like a pink elephant for my girlfriend please! The two laugh at cars bursting out of shipping containers, Liam Neeson’s cardigan choice, the interior design of the evil developer’s office, nobody attending Darkman’s funeral, Darkman having to buy a new Nikon camera, dated green screen footage, the accuracy of spraying bullets from the hip, and the main character being named “Peyton”. They also react to the infamous Carnival Pink Elephant scene at 1:05:00. Did Darkman ever develop any real superpowers? Find out by joining Johnny and Kevin in watching Sam Raimi’s original superhero movie Darkman.

Johnny and Kevin have returned for another discussion pod episode! The two get into the bonkers four paragraph plot summary on the Book of Henry Wikipedia page (3:10) before diving into the first part of their 2018 Emmy Awards predictions (21:50). The four major Variety categories are discussed (22:30) as well as the nine acting, writing, and directing Comedy categories (30:05). Use our predictions to win your Emmys Pool!

Kevin is solo this week as he gets slight revenge on Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom co-writer Colin Trevorrow for his ludicrous 2017 movie The Book of Henry. This movie is so infamously bad it got Colin Trevorrow kicked off working on Star Wars Episode IX! Kevin makes fun of an 11 year old doing the family taxes, the Naomi Watts character being addicted to Gears of War, doctors hitting on grieving mothers too soon, and movie not being called “The Podcast of Henry”. He also praises Jacob Tremblay’s hipster outfits throughout the movie. Then about halfway through… Kevin becomes terrified of the direction The Book of Henry, a kids movie, goes in. Listen along to find out the point where Kevin would recommend Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom to his future children over the horror that is The Book of Henry.

Johnny and Kevin are happy to be back recapping the forgettable fun of Gerard Butler’s Geostorm (3:35). Shoutout to Dean Devlin! Kevin makes fun of the hypocritical young British astronaut and Johnny points out the silly first draft names of the characters (13:00). The two then give an update an on the Listener’s Suggestions Summer Series (21:20) before Kevin is given some time to give a heavy spoiler rant on Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom (23:35). Johnny and Kevin then discuss how many upcoming film directors are copying Steven Spielberg-Amblin films instead of being influenced by them (33:55) and what they want from their generation of upcoming filmmakers (38:40). Finally, the two end discussing their favorite 2018 World Cup moments and predictions for the France-Croatia Final (45:25). Don’t forget kids, always pickup your friends from the airport!

Johnny and Kevin are a little tipsy and up late on a Friday night to watch the disastrous Gerard Butler disaster movie Geostorm! The movie starts with stock footage and a voiceover so you know it’s gonna be bad! The two laugh at characters yelling “shut up” so they can explain the plot, Jim Sturgess trying to convince his girlfriend to have a three-way, Ed Harris falling backwards, astronauts in their space suits also being hackers, and spaceships flying into heaven. So join Johnny and Kevin in watching the perfect late night crappy movie you fall asleep to!

Johnny and Kevin have returned to record a premium episode that may or may not be behind the paywall in the future (1:10). Just kidding! The two recap the unused deep bench of actors and lackluster plot of the blockbuster budgeted movie “Monster Trucks” (7:00) and Kevin his a minor anxiety attack realizing he will have to watch terrible family movies if he has children (20:30). They also announce the start of the first Listener’s Suggestions Series and its upcoming first movie- Geostorm (22:35). The two then discuss the past week’s political news of immigrant children being separated from their families (30:20) sprinkled in with jokes about pretentious politicians quoting bible verses (39:30). Finally, Johnny and Kevin end on discussing Pride in New York and reminding listeners that their podcast is for everyone who can laugh at bad bad movies (50:20).

Johnny and Kevin are back struggling to watch the Nickelodeon stinker Monster Trucks. What are these, some kind of monster trucks? The two laugh at not being sure if the main character is old enough to drive, the non-cgi look of the tentacle monster, Holt McCallany playing Holt McCallany, hive mind creatures, and the movie copying off of The Shape of Water. They also keep a running timer to see if Danny Glover is in the movie for over five minutes. This movie featured a deep bench of actors that cashed a lot of paychecks! So grab your Hot Wheels or Maistos and join Johnny and Kevin in watching Monster Trucks. This episode is brought to you by Carol’s Cots, the pinnacle in portable bedding solutions!

Johnny and Kevin are up late recapping the baffling plot, characters, and production of 1999’s The Haunting (7:20). The two interrupt the recap a few times for a quick rant on Chris Pratt getting an “And” credit in Infinity War (10:40), trying to figure out how Hugh Crane was defeated (26.30), and some terrible Owen Wilson impressions (32:30). The two pick the next movie (37:00) and Johnny starts off the new Kicking & Streaming Book Club segment by discussing The Stranger in the Woods: The Extraordinary Story of the Last True Hermit by Michael Finkel (43:30). Finally, Kevin ends with a review of the iPhone video game To The Moon (56:15). This episode is brought to you by Quotable, the new app for making you seem smart in everyday conversations.

Johnny and Kevin try to scare themselves with a watch of the 1999 horror stinker The Haunting. How could a failing sleep study with only three people afford to rent this house?!? The two laugh at “beautiful” being the only adjective used in the movie, Owen Wilson’s character pointing out everything going on, little kid spirits showing up in the bedsheets, Liam Neeson barely changing his facial expressions, and nobody being able to save the characters when the house is locked, in the night, in the dark, when it’s cold. Look at me, I’m not confused! So join Johnny and Kevin in watching The Haunting, a movie that is the epitome of bad writing.

Johnny and Kevin are looking tan and back recording with Roommate Steve recapping Kevin’s solo watch of Harry And Meghan: A Royal Romance (2:30) and the silly fun of xXx: Return of Xander Cage (7:45). The three discuss the Sixth Character of The Movie in xXx (12:45), Vin Diesel fan Roommate Steve gives his surprise rating (21:00), and Kevin rapidfires his nitpicky moments that have stuck with him (23:10). Roommate Steve then helps pick out the next bad movie from the bowl (30:05). Kevin shares some stories from his Sasquatch Music Festival trip (36:50) and gives a shout-out to New York City band Too Many Zooz (44:30). The three then end the pod by previewing the upcoming NBA Finals (46:35) and giving their predictions (53:50).

Johnny and Kevin are joined by Roommate Steve in watching the much-anticipated (?) sequel, xXx: Return of Xander Cage. The three laugh about Vin Diesel’s coats, playing hot potato with live grenades, sweaty evil bad guys, and being a “DJ” as your superpower. They also strap in for a lot of globe-trotting, warehouse shootouts, and military cargo plane scenes. Is that Tony Gonzalez? So join Johnny, Kevin, Steve, and in some ways Vin Diesel in listening to the podcast while watching xXx: Return of Xander Cage!

Kevin is solo in this week’s live watch special episode of the Kicking & Streaming Podcast featuring the Lifetime Original Movie Harry And Meghan: A Royal Romance. Kevin laughs at British people always worrying about what the papers will say, bartenders that pass out on the job, being “Botswana’d”, yoga friends being unable to keep secrets, Meghan always calling Harry when he’s just outside her door, and basically everything that happens during the Pippa’s Wedding scenes. Lets just say he drinks four cups of coffee and loses it a bit at some points during the watch. So in preparation of the Royal Wedding join Kevin in laughing and watching Lifetime’s Harry And Meghan: A Royal Romance.

Johnny and Kevin are back getting into the filmography of the Air Bud Cinematic Universe (2:15) before recapping their favorite moments of Space Buddies (6:15). The two also acknowledge why they gave up on The Nut Job (17:45) before picking the next bad movie (19:45). Johnny and Kevin then jump into a big TV conversation about Westworld Season 2 (28:30), Brooklyn 99 being saved (34:30), and New Girl ending (39:15). Politics is of course the final topic of the episode as the two discuss the now planned June 12th Kim Jong-un and Donald Trump meeting (43:20). Flagships!

Johnny and Kevin are back watching the 8th movie in the Air Bud Cinematic Universe, Space Buddies! We gotta send these dogs into space. Johnny and Kevin laugh at the character development of each dog, the kids references that cappuccinos and vodka are gross, and the poor security at the rocket launch site. Neil Armstrong and 2001 A Space Odyssey references included! It’s not The Nut Job, but it’s a movie about golden retrievers in space. So why wouldn’t you watch and laugh along?

Johnny and Kevin celebrate the newly legal twenty-first episode of the podcast by splitting a six pack of beer! Let the ramblings begin! The two discuss their favorite bar snacks (7:15), give an NBA Playoffs Update (10:45), and play Kill-Fuck-Marry with Beer, Wine, and Coffee (21:05). Johnny and Kevin later reminisce about their first beers they ever drank (24:00) and times law enforcement caught them drinking (32:45). A new bad movie is chosen (43:30) and Kevin two beers deep once again defends The Lovers during brief recaps of the bad movies they’ve already watched (54:30). The two finish up by promoting their favorite podcasts (1:19:45) and do a parody of The Daily podcast (1:28:10). Johnny burps a lot and Kevin sings Les Mis at the end, so why wouldn’t you listen?

Johnny and Kevin are back rambling about many topics (4:00) before accepting their fate and discussing the worst New York City set Bulgarian Production creature feature movie of all time, Spiders (20:55). Clips from Spiders (3-D?) included in this extra long discussion episode.

Johnny and Kevin are back for a quick discussion episode! The two recap their mixed feelings on November Criminals (3:35) and discover the first actor who has been in two Kicking & Streaming movies (7:15). A creepy moment occurs when the next bad movie is chosen (18:50) and Kevin goes on a mini rant about Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson in the newly released Rampage movie (23:50). Johnny and Kevin then end the episode previewing the upcoming second seasons of Westworld (27:05) and The Handmaid’s Tale (33:15).

Johnny and Kevin have returned to watch the very very serious movie November Criminals. Dark jokes abound in a movie involving a dead character named Kevin, the police not listening to teenagers, and a tall, crying Ansel Elgort. Luckily, some light jokes making fun of Ansel Elgort and Chloe Grace Moretz’s hipster outfits make this a watch worth listening to. So skip Mandarin Class and listen to Johnny and Kevin chat through a watch of November Criminals on Amazon Prime! Just make sure to turn off your beepers before the movie starts streaming!

Johnny and Kevin are back draggin’ ass (dragon ass?), talking about dirty laundry and recapping Cowboys vs. Dinosaurs (4:00). The co-hosts then battle it out in rock paper scissors to decide who picks the next bad movie (14:25). The two analyze the new “Solo” trailer (20:30), and point out a striking vocal similarity between Young Han (Alden Ehrenreich) and a certain Sitcom character (28:45). The two then bookend the podcast by discussing Paul Ryan stepping down as Speaker of the House… with a rant or two (32:00).

Johnny and Kevin are back watching Cowboys vs. Dinosaurs, which should really be titled ‘One or Two Cowboys vs. Hundreds of Velociraptors and T-Rexes’. Still a fun watch! Listen along as the two laugh through the bad acting, incredibly swift dinosaurs, and most awkward women skinny-dipping scene in cinematic history. One coffee and lunch special please! Get ready for lots of bad dinosaur CGI and drone footage, because in the words of Johnny, “Everyone and their mother has a freaking drone now, so why not throw some drone footage into your movie!”

Johnny and Kevin are fighting colds but back for the fifteenth episode of the podcast! They begin by recapping the quite bland movie Love and Honor (2:20) and picking a new movie to watch from the refreshed with bad movies bowl (16:45). Johnny takes a few minutes to read a few words from our sponsors (21:45) and the two discuss Facebook’s potential demise in the Cambridge Analytica scandal (30:55). Finally, Johnny gives a shout out to musician and friend of the pod Will Robinson for providing some new tracks (41:35).

Johnny and Kevin are back watching the movie Love and Honor, a movie set in the rarely discussed 1960s. Listen along as the two cringe through the romantic plots and most of the lines coming out of Liam Hemsworth’s mouth. A muddled and confusing plot matches muddled and confusing characters in this muddled and confusing movie that only made $16,000 at the box office. Johnny and Kevin also celebrate a Sunday Brunch recording by eating some cinnamon rolls. Green tint! *Please note Safe Haven was taken off Netflix at the time of the recording, so Love and Honor was chosen. It has a 5.7 on IMDB and 13% on Rotten Tomatoes. It’s bad.

Join Johnny and Kevin for this early-morning recording of Episode 13! They begin by talking about their lingering thoughts on Must Love Dogs (3:00). Kevin gives props to Johnny about an under-appreciated John Cusack joke (14:00) and the two name their favorite romantic comedy movie (15:30). The very tired two then play a rom-com game Kevin made up (20:15) and of course chose another bad movie to watch! (27:30). The firing of Secretary of State Rex Tillerson is also discussed (34:30). Finally, it’s another round of TV recommendations as Johnny recommends Mozart in the Jungle and Kevin recommends Ash vs. The Evil Dead (43:30). Did they mention it was early in the morning?

Must Love Dogs is a movie all about dogs and dates. Dogs and Dates. So join Johnny and Kevin in this classic early 2000s romantic comedy that features Diane Lane and John Cusack as two attractive people speaking very artificial dialogue. Watch and listen as the two discuss their man crush on Dermot Mulroney, cringe through a subplot involving a fifteen year old boy, and joke that the quick cuts of Christopher Plummer gleefully chortling were him laughing at people tripping off camera. They also discuss a very important question, how many beers could you drink while watching Doctor Zhivago?

Johnny and Kevin are back in Johnny’s bedroom for another discussion episode! Kevin gloats about winning his Oscar Pool contest and the two give a recap of the Academy Awards Ceremony highlights (2:15). The two then think back on the bland future scenes and terrible third act of The Lovers (12:15). A new bad movie suggestion is added to the bowl (20:00) and of course the next hot streaming Netflix turd is chosen (22:10). Johnny and Kevin then talk about the Mueller Investigation and Sam Nunberg’s nervous breakdown from Monday (27:45). And finally the podcast ends OF COURSE with a basketball conversation on the standings in the West (41:15) and standings in the East (46:45).

Johnny and Kevin are back to see if the Josh Hartnett 2015 movie The Lovers is any good. Spoiler alert- it’s not! But listen along as Johnny and Kevin do Scottish accents and try to figure out what’s going on amongst the three kings, seven queens, and hundreds of British white men characters in this time traveling movie. Did we mention there was time traveling? But it’s not really time traveling, because when you add two rings… and a queen loves a captain… and… well why don’t you listen along with Johnny and Kevin and watch The Lovers.

Join us for this week’s extra-long discussion episode, starting with a recap of Ellen Brody, the Shark, and the little things in Jaws: The Revenge (2:45). We add a listener suggestion to the pool of awful movies (11:45) and pick the next terrible terrible movie to watch (13:45). We briefly discuss Snapchat’s rough week (20:30) and laugh at our own waning use of Facebook (26:00). Finally, Johnny and Kevin preview this year’s Academy Awards and give their 2018 Oscars Predictions. (28:30) Favorite Movies of 2017 (36:25) Roger Deakins Update + Screenplay Categories (42:15) Original Score + Song (47:45) Film Editing + Sound Editing/Mixing (51:25) Supporting + Lead Acting Categories (1:04:30) Best Director (1:07:30) Best Picture

In terms of the four Jaws movies, Jaws: The Revenge is the fourth best! Join Johnny, Kevin, and friend of the pod/shark superfan Roommate Steve, in watching the Jaws movie that killed the franchise. ELLEN! Like The Shape of Water, this movie is about a woman and a fish- but instead of sexy times it’s all about sweet revenge and footage from previous movies. ELLEN! Listen and laugh with us as we watch Jaws: The Revenge. ELLEN!

Johnny and Kevin kick back and celebrate President’s Day by picking their favorite President of all time (1:35). After briefly recapping “So Undercover” (4:55) the two get into a debate of which is better, “Naomi & Ely’s No Kiss List” or “So Undercover” (8:30). J & K then discuss an early crisis of faith in the podcast and revamp the picking of the bad movies (11:55). Following some awful Michael Caine impressions (17:25), the two jump into a PyeongChang Winter Olympics discussion (20:30) and which event they think they could spend four years training for (27:30). Johnny tells the story of a Mexican Winter Olympics Athlete and Kevin imagines it being the next Disney Olympics Movie (31:30). Finally the two end with discussion on Roger Deakins and the Best Cinematography Oscar category predicting the rest of the 2018 Oscar Winners (34:50).

Join Johnny and Kevin in this whimsical hate-watch of "So Undercover". Miley Cyrus delights playing a character that juggles two separate identities, sound familiar? Tulane Sorority politics b plots! “Realistic” college parties! Maybe the Mob is involved? But the FBI is investigating… something! What more could you want from this Miley Cyrus gem? So listen along with Johnny and Kevin as you treat yourself to a watch of “So Undercover”!

Kevin and Johnny kick this one off reminiscing about tween fashion and underwear, then jump into a quick recap of "Next" (9:15), briefly talking about some 'light' rewrites in the production history (13:45). A dive into the shallow end of the Jessica Biel filmography (19:45) precedes a story about bad decision making and even worse writing in the Kevin James sitcom "Kevin Can Wait" (24:15). Later on, Johnny and Kevin make the Grammys fun and non-controversial with a guessing game (43:15) and we wrap up with some infamous athlete social media fails (52:15).

Here’s the thing about the future… you’re joining Johnny and Kevin in watching the gimmicky as **** Nicholas Cage film “Next”. But it should be Julianne Moore’s “Next” as the boys praise Julianne Moore’s reliable acting in a rewritten over and over again script that definitely wasn’t what Philip K. Dick’s short story was about. Jokes and touching moments abound as we make fun of the character name of “Frank Cadillac”, shaving but not shaving, and Cage’s ridiculous off-camera billiards playing. But we also get a touching revelation from Johnny about how he feels about Kevin. It’s a beautiful moment of friendship that will probably be ruined in the next argument about basketball. Listen along as Johnny sadly realizes this Hollywood Studio PG-13 male driven action movie will… unfortunately… force the... Jessica Biel nearly nude and hot scenes on us. So grab your dustiest jacket and a 9am diner martini, and join the boys in struggling through the CGI and Nicholas Cage acting in “Next”. If anything, listen to the last two minutes to hear the most savage Jessica Biel joke off all time.

Listen in on Kevin calling in from an echo chamber as he joins Johnny in recapping their lingering thoughts on “Naomi & Ely’s No Kiss List” (2:45). They also pick the next (hint hint hint hint hint) movie from the bowl of bad Netflix movies (13:45). Kevin puts in some gripes about Marky Mark and his relation to the city of Philadelphia (19:30) while Johnny tells the fun story of the Clippers-Rockets Underground Brawl that almost went down (30:00). The boys figure out the storylines they care about in the 2018 Pyeongchang Olympics (35:30) and end with recommending the Netflix show “The End of the F***ing World” to listeners (42:30). What movie will they pick… "Next"? What will the… "Next" podcast episode be about? Will you listen to the… "Next" episode? Probably not...

Huff some Orson Welles and join Johnny and Kev in watching the fifteen minutes too long movie “Naomi & Ely’s No Kiss List”. Listen as Kevin misfires claiming the movie is set in Brooklyn and as Johnny claims the character of Ely is played by up to 7 different actors. Dive into the mystery of the Bruce I character, did he ever leave that dorm room? Did the actor read the rest of the script and just decide to bail? So many “huh?” moments in this Nora Ephron/Tennessee Williams drama for the millennial generation. Ugh. The boys also have fun picking out the film’s NYC and NYU locations since they live in NYC and went to NYU. GO VIOLETS! So queue up “Naomi & Ely’s No Kiss List” on Netflix and listen along as you watch!

Johnny and Kev introduce themselves to you in the first episode of Kicking and Streaming! These two roommates/friends for far too long talk about what this podcast will be about, who they are, how future episodes will make fun of movies, and how you can reach out to give them suggestions of poorly poorly poorly made films. The boys are also joined by friend of the new pod Steve Crnic to talk about Star Wars: The Last Jedi! Also stay around til the end to hear Johnny pick the first film they will give commentary on and stream in Episode 2! These boys are still testing the audio equipment, so the audio quality will get better... they promise. Feel free to reach out at kickingandstreamingpod@gmail.com