Mythic Politics Podcast

If the revolutionary candidate is leading the polls does that make you an establishment voter? In this episode I'm joined by author Casey Rae (@caseycontrarian) and we talk about the ascendancy of Bernie Sanders and his recent quasi-endorsement from Bro-master General Joe Rogan. We make up some new words, and we talk about what would happen if Aleister Crowley fought Nikola Tesla in a conspiracy deathmatch. Finally, we settle once and for all if America should tax churches.Look sharp and support the show by getting our new Hinagon tee.Follow Casey: deadtomepod.comFollow Mythic Politics:Subscribe to our clip channel! Get email updates Support us on Patreon Follow us on FacebookFind us on TwitterPeep us on InstagramSubscribe on YouTubeVibe with us on Soundcloud Stream us on Spotify...Stitch us on StitcherSupport the show (https://patreon.com/mythicpolitics)

Do you think Eric Trump will dodge the WWIII draft in solidarity with his father? In this episode, we talk about the USA starting WWIII by drone striking an Iranian General, The US deploying thousands of troops to the middle east, Trump's prophetic tweets about Obama wagging the dog with Iran, and Mike Pence's justifying the Soleimani strike with 9/11 conspiracy theories.We make up some new words, and we talk about what would happen if a reptilian fought el chupacabra in a conspiracy deathmatch. Finally, we settle for once and all if people should adopt a vegetarian diet. Links Mentioned:U.S. kills top Iranian commander Qasem Soleimani.U.S. to deploy thousands of troops to Middle East following Soleimani strike.Trump in 2011: Obama will use war with Iran to get re-elected.Mike Pence pushes 9/11 conspiracy theories to justify Soleimani killing.Look sharp and support the show by getting our new Hinagon tee.Follow Mythic Politics:Subscribe to our clip channel! Get email updates Support us on Patreon Follow us on FacebookFind us on TwitterPeep us on InstagramSubscribe on YouTubeVibe with us on Soundcloud Stream us on Spotify...Stitch us on StitcherMore Rebecca Elson: TwitterInstagramMagic BuffetSupport the show (https://patreon.com/mythicpolitics)

Did Jesus steal the solstice because he has no soul?In this holiday episode, we talk about Santa robbing a bank, Florida man giving the gift of ganja, Rudy Giuliani converting to Judaism, the FDA raising the legal age for tobacco, and Illinois starting the new year on a high note.We make up some new words, and we talk about what will happen when Aleister Crowley fights the Marquis de Sade in a conspiracy deathmatch. Finally, we settle once and for all if Jesus is Naughty or Nice. Links Mentioned:Colorado Springs man reportedly robs bank, throws money into the air and yells, “Merry Christmas”Florida man passes out marijuana 'because it was Christmas' Rudy Giuliani, a Catholic, says he is ‘more of a Jew’ than George Soros, who survived the Holocaust The US officially raises the tobacco buying age to 21 Recreational marijuana becomes legal in Illinois on New Year's Day Look sharp and support the show by getting our new Hinagon tee!Follow Mythic Politics:Subscribe to our clip channel! Get email updates Support us on Patreon Follow us on FacebookFind us on TwitterPeep us on InstagramSubscribe on YouTubeVibe with us on Soundcloud Stream us on Spotify...Stitch us on StitcherMore Rebecca Elson: TwitterInstagramMagic BuffetSupport the show (https://patreon.com/mythicpolitics)

Should we have used a Space Mafia to pickup space garbage instead of paying for Trump's Space Force? In this episode, we talk about Facebook removing ai-generated profiles and photos, we talk about the cop that wants Jeffrey Epstein's suicide attempt video seen at his trial, and we salute the people rushing to join the Space Force.We make up some new words, and we talk about what’ll happen when Bigfoot fights El Chupacabra in a conspiracy deathmatch. Finally, we settle once and for all if human cloning should be banned. Links Mentioned:Facebook Removes Accounts With AI-Generated Profile Photos‘Missing’ jail video from first Jeffrey Epstein suicide attempt has been found, prosecutors tell judgeThe Space Force is officially the sixth military branch. Here’s what that meansLook sharp and support the show by getting our new Hinagon tee!Follow Mythic Politics:Subscribe to our clip channel! Get email updates Support us on Patreon Follow us on FacebookFind us on TwitterPeep us on InstagramSubscribe on YouTubeVibe with us on Soundcloud Stream us on Spotify...Stitch us on StitcherMore Rebecca Elson: TwitterInstagramMagic BuffetSupport the show (https://patreon.com/mythicpolitics)

Would this show be better if Rani focused on MPP instead of Pokémon-Going to Trans-Satanic QAntifa protest rituals? In this episode, we indict fundamentalists for calling Jeffrey Epstein a Mossad conspiracy, we prosecute Kamala Harris for dropping out of the race, and convict QAnon believers of being legally insane.We make up some new words, and we talk about what would happen if a Reptilian fought the Mothman in a conspiracy deathmatch. Finally, we settle once and for all if people should adopt instead of having biological children! Links Mentioned:Christian TV host Rick Wiles: Israel created Jeffrey Epstein so the ‘Jews could screw America’ Kamala Harris drops out of 2020 presidential race QAnon: Mafia murder suspect’s belief in baseless far-right Trump conspiracy proves his insanity, man’s own lawyer argues Look sharp and support the show by getting our new Hinagon tee! Follow Mythic Politics:Subscribe to our clip channel! Get email updates Support us on Patreon Follow us on FacebookFind us on TwitterPeep us on InstagramSubscribe on YouTubeVibe with us on Soundcloud Stream us on Spotify...Stich us on SticherSupport the show (https://patreon.com/mythicpolitics)

Can a medicated Everett make it through one episode with a transfeminine co-host without getting cancelled?In this episode of Mythic Politics we talk about the president of Brazil's bizarre Leonardo Dicaprio conspiracy, the Trump administration's immigrant entrapping fake colleges, we call BS on Beck claiming he was never a Scientologist, and cheer the FDA declaring Psilocybin a breakthrough therapy for major depression.We make up some new words, and we talk about what would happen if the Zodiac Killer Ted Cruz fought Nikola Tesla in a conspiracy deathmatch. Finally, we settle for once and all if Trump should be impeached.Links Mentioned:Brazil’s president claims DiCaprio paid for Amazon fires ICE arrested 250 foreign students enrolled in the government’s fake university Beck Claims He Was Never a Scientologist. Leah Remini and Others Are Calling BS. Psilocybin for major depression granted Breakthrough Therapy by FDA Look sharp and support the show by getting our new Hinagon tee! Follow Mythic Politics:Subscribe to our clip channel! Get email updates Support us on Patreon Follow us on FacebookFind us on TwitterPeep us on InstagramSubscribe on YouTubeVibe with us on Soundcloud Stream us on Spotify...Stich us on SticherSupport the show (https://patreon.com/mythicpolitics)

If Julian Assange wikileaked inside you, would you extradite him?In this episode we talk about Sweden dropping the rape charges against Julian Assange while we assassinate his character, We misrepresent the recent indictment and charges against Jeffrey Epstein's jail guards, and we prevaricate about a House committee passing a bill to federally legalize cannabis.We make up some new words, and we talk about what would happen if Aleister Crowley fought Hiram Abiff in a conspiracy deathmatch. Finally, we settle once and for all if the USA should have universal healthcare. Links Mentioned:Julian Assange: Sweden drops rape investigation As Epstein died, guards allegedly shopped online and slept House committee passes marijuana bill to federally legalize the drug Look sharp and support the show by getting our new Hinagon tee!Follow Mythic Politics:Subscribe to our clip channel! Get email updates Support us on Patreon Follow us on FacebookFind us on TwitterPeep us on InstagramSubscribe on YouTubeVibe with us on Soundcloud Stream us on Spotify...Stitch us on StitcherMore Rebecca Elson: TwitterInstagramMagic BuffetSupport the show (https://patreon.com/mythicpolitics)

If you were an undulating mass of Ben Shapiros, your brain 33 pineal glands, your arms and legs all Ben Shapiros, and your tightly balled fists two tiny Shapiros doing cannonballs, could you destroy the fact you're a virgin with logic and reason?In this episode, we hyperbolize federal prosecutors offering plea deals to Jeffrey Epstein's guards, we propagandize about Stephen Miller’s leaked white supremacist emails, and we take Roger Stone’s conviction on 7 charges out of context. We make up some new words, and we find out what happens when the Marquis de Sade meets Adam Weishaupt in a conspiracy deathmatch. Finally, we equivocate on whether more gun laws prevent gun deaths. Links Mentioned:Jail guards at time of Epstein death reject deal Democrats call for Stephen Miller to resign after leak of emails promoting white nationalism Roger Stone, confidant of Trump and WikiLeaks connection, found guilty on all seven counts Look sharp and support the show by getting our new Hinagon tee!Follow Mythic Politics:Subscribe to our clip channel! Get email updates Support us on Patreon Follow us on FacebookFind us on TwitterPeep us on InstagramSubscribe on YouTubeVibe with us on Soundcloud Stream us on Spotify...Stitch us on StitcherMore Rebecca Elson: TwitterInstagramMagic BuffetSupport the show (https://patreon.com/mythicpolitics)

If there was a rehabilitation center for baby boomers, how quickly would you have your parents committed?In this episode, we talked about the IronMarch neo-nazi forum getting hacked, Ben Shapiro getting dragged by the alt-right, and how leaked audio shows ABC killed a story on Jeffrey Epstein, Bill Clinton, and Prince Andrew.We make up some new words, and we talk about what would happen if The Kraken fought El Chupacabra in a conspiracy deathmatch. Finally, we settle for once and all if a business can legally impose its religious views upon you. Links Mentioned:Mysterious hacker dumps database of infamous IronMarch neo-nazi forum Conservative commentator Ben Shapiro blasts alt-right, radical left, identity politics in MemAud lecture ABC says interview with Jeffrey Epstein accuser wasn't ready to air CBS News employee fired over access to leaked tape of ABC's Amy Robach Look sharp and support the show by getting our new Hinagon tee! Follow Mythic Politics:Subscribe to our clip channel! Get email updates Support us on Patreon Follow us on FacebookFind us on TwitterPeep us on InstagramSubscribe on YouTubeVibe with us on Soundcloud Stream us on Spotify...Stich us on SticherFollow Rani Baker:Twitter Instagram Soundcloud Bandcamp Patreon Contently23 ROOMSSupport the show (https://patreon.com/mythicpolitics)

If you were in congress and you had to ask Mark Zuckerberg one question, would you ask him if he's a reptillian, or if he's an android? Either way, you should have asked about the Zuckerborg.In this episode, we talked about Edward Snowden debunking UFOs and chemtrails, Pat Robertson's campaign against human/mice hybrids, Bernie Sanders being down with 420, and the people protesting Mexico legalizing recreational weed.We make up some new words, and we talk about what would happen if John Dee fought Nicola Tesla in a conspiracy deathmatch. Finally, we settle for once and all if we should federally legalize cannabis for recreational use. Links Mentioned:Edward Snowden searched the CIA's networks for proof that aliens exist. Here's what he found Pat Robertson: Scientists are using ‘baby parts’ in an experiment to ‘make mice human’ Bernie Sanders debuts plan at 4:20 pm to legalize marijuana On Eve Of Legalization, Mexican Cannabis Activists Camp Out In Front of Senate Look sharp and support the show by getting our new Hinagon tee! Follow Mythic Politics:Subscribe to our clip channel! Get email updates Support us on Patreon Follow us on FacebookFind us on TwitterPeep us on InstagramSubscribe on YouTubeVibe with us on Soundcloud Stream us on Spotify...Stich us on SticherSupport the show (https://patreon.com/mythicpolitics)

Do you think you can defeat a Super Saiyan Alex Jones? What would Alex Jones wish for if he gathered all the Dragon Balls?In this episode, we talked about engineering psilocybin from bacteria, Trump appointing an Illuminati author, Hillary Clinton calling Tulsi Gabbard & Jill Stein Russian assets, and a Sandy Hook parent winning a defamation lawsuit.We make up some new words, and we talk about what would happen if Albert Pike fought The Mothman (or Mothwoman) in a conspiracy deathmatch. Finally, we settle for once and all if we should circumcise children. Links Mentioned:Scientists Engineered a Bacterium That Poops Out Huge Amounts of Psilocybin Trump Appoints ‘Illuminati’ Self-Help Author ‘Magus Incognito’ To Federal Education Board Hillary Clinton suggests Russia is grooming Tulsi Gabbard for third-party run Sandy Hook Father Awarded $450,000 in Defamation Lawsuit Look sharp and support the show by getting our new Hinagon tee! Follow Mythic Politics:Subscribe to our clip channel! Get email updates Support us on Patreon Follow us on FacebookFind us on TwitterPeep us on InstagramSubscribe on YouTubeVibe with us on Soundcloud Stream us on Spotify...Stich us on SticherSupport the show (https://patreon.com/mythicpolitics)

We've all fantasized about it, but if there were Big Tiddy Anime Angels smoking blunts on Saturn, would you make a planet out of thin air?In this episode, we watch Terrence Howard build Saturn without gravity, we talked about South Park getting banned in China, Elizabeth Warren trolling Mark Zuckerberg, and we get weird talking about mysterious cattle mutilations in Oregon.We make up some new words, and we talk about what would happen if Aleister Crowley's buddy Lam fought a random Reptilian in a conspiracy deathmatch. Finally, we settle for once and all if vaccines cause autism. Links Mentioned:South Park' Scrubbed From Chinese Internet After Critical EpisodeElizabeth Warren trolls Facebook with 'false' Zuckerberg ad'Not One Drop Of Blood': Cattle Mysteriously Mutilated In Oregon Look sharp and support the show by getting our new Hinagon tee! Follow Mythic Politics:Subscribe to our clip channel! Get email updates Support us on Patreon Follow us on FacebookFind us on TwitterPeep us on InstagramSubscribe on YouTubeVibe with us on Soundcloud Stream us on Spotify...Stich us on SticherSupport the show (https://patreon.com/mythicpolitics)

If Donald Trump told you he broke a law, would you believe him?In this episode, we talked about Trump wanting a moat with alligators and snakes on the border, Reddit banning an incel subreddit, and we figure out what the hell Terrence Howard is talking about.We make up some new words, and we talk about what would happen if Lee Harvey Oswald fought the Zodiac Killer in a conspiracy deathmatch. Finally, we settle for once and all if our billionaires and politicians are reptilian aliens!Links Mentioned:Trump wanted to shoot migrants and build a wall guarded by alligators and flesh-piercing spikes Reddit has broadened its anti-harassment rules and banned a major incel forum What the Heck Is Terrence Howard Talking About? Look sharp and support the show by getting our new Hinagon tee! Follow Mythic Politics:Subscribe to our clip channel! Get email updates Support us on Patreon Follow us on FacebookFind us on TwitterPeep us on InstagramSubscribe on YouTubeVibe with us on Soundcloud Stream us on Spotify...Stich us on SticherSupport the show (https://patreon.com/mythicpolitics)

If a sasquatch mounts you in the forest, and nobody's around to hear it, do you make a sound?In this episode, we talked about Trump's treasonous Ukrainian call and the subsequent impeachment inquiry, the military warning troops against Joker incels, and how the OK hand gesture is now a symbol of hate.We make up some new words, and we talk about what would happen if Hiram Abiff fought Christian Rosenkreuz in a conspiracy deathmatch. Finally, we settle for once and all if the Earth is flat or spherical. Links Mentioned:Whistleblower alleges Trump abused power to solicit foreign interference U.S. Military Issues Warning to Troops About Incel Violence at Joker Screenings The 'OK' Hand Gesture Is Now Listed As A Symbol Of Hate Look sharp and support the show by getting our new Hinagon tee! Follow Mythic Politics:Subscribe to our clip channel! Get email updates Support us on Patreon Follow us on FacebookFind us on TwitterPeep us on InstagramSubscribe on YouTubeVibe with us on Soundcloud Stream us on Spotify...Stich us on SticherSupport the show (https://patreon.com/mythicpolitics)

Are the Bushes, Clintons, and Obamas satanic cannibal paedos who harvest children for their precious fluids, or do you have schizophrenia?In this episode, we talked about Milo Yiannopoulos getting rejected by furries, Ben Shapiro obsessing over Brett Kavanaugh’s Penis, a college professor getting fired over Qanon, and Jordan Peterson going to rehab for Klonopin addiction.We make up some new words, and we talk about what would happen if Aleister Crowley fought L Ron Hubbard in a conspiracy deathmatch. Finally, we settle for once and all which is the better app: Facebook or Twitter.Links Mentioned:Furries ban Milo Yiannopoulos from FurFest convention Twitter Users Destroy Ben Shapiro After He Demands to Know What Brett Kavanaugh’s Penis Looks Like Mesa College Fires Professor Who Promoted QAnon Conspiracy Theory Jordan Peterson is in rehab for Klonopin addiction Look sharp and support the show by getting our new doublestrike tee!Follow Mythic Politics:Subscribe to our clip channel! Get email updates Support us on Patreon Follow us on FacebookFind us on TwitterPeep us on InstagramSubscribe on YouTubeVibe with us on Soundcloud Stream us on SpotifySupport the show (https://patreon.com/mythicpolitics)

Should we be selling our soul to google out of convenience …or should be just be eating republicans?In this episode, we talked about 48 states launching antitrust investigations into Google, we discuss Purdue Pharma's secret oxycontin withdrawals, and we talk about California banning private prisons and ICE detention facilities.We make up some new words, and we talk about what would happen if John Dee fought Eliphas Levi in a conspiracy deathmatch. Finally, we settle for once and all if Atheism is a religion.Links Mentioned:48 U.S. states launch antitrust investigation into Google NY finds $1B in hidden transfers by family behind OxyContin California bans private prisons Look sharp and support the show by getting our new doublestrike tee!Follow Mythic Politics:Subscribe to our clip channel! Get email updates Support us on Patreon Follow us on FacebookFind us on TwitterPeep us on InstagramSubscribe on YouTubeVibe with us on Soundcloud Stream us on SpotifySupport the show (https://patreon.com/mythicpolitics)

Is America filled with muggle infidels?In this episode, we talked about Infowars' Sandy Hook Defamation Lawsuit, Alex Jones' weather weapons, Harry Potter getting exorcised, Jared Leto starting a cult, and Walmart halting the sale of some ammunition.We make up some new words, and we talk about what would happen if the Mothman fought the Jersey Devil in a conspiracy deathmatch. Finally, we settle for once and all if Julian Assange is a friend or foe!Links Mentioned:Infowars Loses Appeal in Sandy Hook Defamation Lawsuit Alex Jones’ Infowars pushes weather weapon conspiracy theories about Hurricane Dorian to discount climate change Harry Potter books removed from Catholic school 'on exorcists' advice' Thirty Seconds to Mars' Jared Leto Started a Cult—Because of Course He Did Walmart to halt sale of ammunition for handguns, assault-style weapons Look sharp and support the show by getting our new doublestrike teeFollow Mythic Politics:Get email updates Support us on Patreon Follow us on FacebookFind us on TwitterPeep us on InstagramSubscribe on YouTubeVibe with us on Soundcloud Stream us on SpotifySupport the show (https://patreon.com/mythicpolitics)

Do hurricanes and tropical storms skew conservative?In this episode, we talked about Trump's Space Force, stopping hurricanes with nuclear weapons, 8chan giving Qanon special access, Jorden Peterson's derp-fake, Peruvian mass graves, and cannabis convictions in Illinois and New York.We make up some new words, and we talk about what would happen if Albert Pike fought Bill Cooper in a conspiracy deathmatch. Finally, we settle for once and all who hung Jeffrey Epstein. Links Mentioned:SpaceCom: Trump launches space warfare commandTrump suggested nuking hurricanes to stop them from hitting U.S. 8chan Site Owners Were in ‘Direct Contact’ with and Made Site Changes for ‘Q’ Jordan Peterson deepfake voice simulator taken offline after Peterson suggests legal action Mass child sacrifice discovery may be largest in Peru About 160,000 People in New York to See Their Marijuana Convictions Disappear Illinois County to Use Algorithm to Automatically Expunge Old Marijuana Convictions Look sharp and support the show by getting our new doublestrike teeFollow Mythic Politics:Get email updates Support us on Patreon Follow us on FacebookFind us on TwitterPeep us on InstagramSubscribe on YouTubeVibe with us on Soundcloud Stream us on SpotifySupport the show (https://patreon.com/mythicpolitics)

Is the Amazon Rainforest fire just an exotic game BBQ?In this episode, we talked about Jeffrey Epstein's head transplant, the new patriot revolution, Trump's loyalty comments, Hillary Clinton zinging Trump over voter conspiracies, derp state conspiracies, and recreational cocaine in Mexico.We make up some new words, and we talk about what would happen if Lam fought a leprechaun in a conspiracy deathmatch. Links Mentioned:Christian TV host: Jeffrey Epstein is alive and well and walking around with a ‘head transplant’ Christian prophet: ‘Patriots’ will drag dead Democrats through the streets if Trump doesn’t carry out ‘mass arrests’ by January Trump: Any Jew voting Democratic is uninformed or disloyal Trump tweets quote calling him the "second coming of God" to Jews in Israel Hillary Clinton zings Trump over new voter conspiracy theory Overstock CEO resigns after blaming 'deep state' for romance with Russian Agent Recreational cocaine use approved for two people in landmark decision in Mexico Look sharp and support the show by getting our new doublestrike teeFollow Mythic Politics:Get email updates Support us on Patreon Follow us on FacebookFind us on TwitterPeep us on InstagramSubscribe on YouTubeVibe with us on Soundcloud Stream us on SpotifySupport the show (https://patreon.com/mythicpolitics)

Is Zark Fuckerbook selling your data to moon men?In this episode, we talked about Trump retweeting conspiracy theories, the FBI downgrading white supremacy, the FCC making a safe space for conservatives, and waterbears on the moon.We make up some new words, and we talk about what would happen if the Montauk Monster fought El Chupacabra in a conspiracy deathmatch. Finally, we settle for once and all if we should be colonizing the solar system or housing the homeless.Links Mentioned:Trump retweets Epstein conspiracy theory, claiming Clinton connection FBI ranks 'Black Identity Extremists' bigger threat than Al Qaeda, white supremacistsReports say White House has drafted an order putting the FCC in charge of monitoring social mediaCrashed Israeli Lunar Lander Spilled Tardigrades on the MoonLook sharp and support the show by getting our new doublestrike teeFollow Mythic Politics:Get email updates Support us on Patreon Follow us on FacebookFind us on TwitterPeep us on InstagramSubscribe on YouTubeVibe with us on Soundcloud Stream us on SpotifySupport the show (https://patreon.com/mythicpolitics)

If cops like being peed on, is it even punishment?In this episode, we talked about Crowley's house ablaze, conspiracism, Qanon being a national security threat, mass shootings, troops in border camps, getting poisoned by Putin, Neil deGrasse Tyson getting metoo'd, and New York decriminalizing cannabis.We make up some new words, and we talk about what would happen if Bigfoot fought golem in a conspiracy deathmatch. Finally, we settle for once and all if the illuminati is evil. Links Mentioned:New fire rips through historic Boleskine House Study: Conspiracy theory believers tend to endorse other unsubstantiated beliefs as well FBI Says QAnon, Internet Conspiracy Theorists Are National Security Threats US soldiers now stationed inside migrant detention camp as ‘prison guards’ Leading Putin critic Alexei Navalny hospitalized with mysterious illness Neil deGrasse Tyson Will Keep His Job at Hayden Planetarium After Sexual Misconduct Investigation New York decriminalizes marijuana use Look sharp and support the show by getting our new doublestrike tee. Follow Mythic Politics:Get email updatesSupport us on Patreon Follow us on Facebook Find us on TwitterPeep us on Instagram Subscribe on YouTubeVibe with us on SoundcloudSupport the show (https://patreon.com/mythicpolitics)

If we really landed on the moon, did Jehovah witness it?In this episode, we talked about frankensteined cadavers, steamy exorcisms, Qanon assassination conspiracies, Trump being a puppet, the federal government icing you, and the plan to storm loch ness.We make up some new words, and we talk about what would happen if a grey alien fought a reptilian in a conspiracy deathmatch. Finally, we settle for once and all if we landed on the moon.Links Mentioned:'Cooler filled with male genitalia' found in raid of Phoenix body-donation company Pastor Accused of Sucking Out “Evil Spirits” with Oral Sex to Face Secular Court Man who shot mob boss Francesco 'Franky Boy' Cali believed in QAnon, thought he had Trump's 'full support' Trump Stands Next to Photoshopped Presidential Seal That Reads '45 is a Puppet' in Spanish Federal government resuming executions after 2 decades, names first 5 people to be killed The day after storming Area 51, there's a plan to storm Loch Ness Look sharp and support the show by getting our new doublestrike tee. Follow Mythic Politics:Get email updatesSupport us on Patreon Follow us on Facebook Find us on TwitterPeep us on Instagram Subscribe on YouTubeVibe with us on SoundcloudSupport the show (https://patreon.com/mythicpolitics)

If you get stalked by an owl, hoo would believe you?In this episode, we talked about Beto's slaves and if that's racist, lots of hate in our racism roundup, Elon merging us with Teslas, Viking bong technology, and Hawaii decriminalizing cannabis.We make up some new words, and we talk about what would happen if Jack Parsons fought Nikola Tesla in a conspiracy deathmatch. Finally, we settle for once and all if ghosts are real.Links Mentioned:Beto O’Rourke says ancestor owned slaves New Hampshire lawmaker Werner Horn: 'Owning slaves doesn't make you racist' 13 Philadelphia police officers who made racist, offensive Facebook posts to be fired Trump Lashes Out at Congresswomen of Color, Labels Them “Very Racist” and “Not Smart” Elon Musk Announces Plan to 'Merge' Human Brains With AI Pentagon Ordered to Tell Congress If It Weaponized Ticks And Released Them Into the Public Were the Vikings Smoking Pot While Exploring Newfoundland? Hawaii Decriminalizes Cannabis Look sharp and support the show by getting our new doublestrike tee. Follow Mythic Politics:Get email updatesSupport us on Patreon Follow us on Facebook Find us on TwitterPeep us on Instagram Subscribe on YouTubeVibe with us on SoundcloudSupport the show (https://patreon.com/mythicpolitics)

Would you want to reincarnate as a milf?In this episode, we talked about the Dalia Lama reincarnating as a babe, JP Morgan's 20 tons of cocaine, Jeffery Epsteins accusers, Acosta resigning over a sweetheart deal, and Aleister Crowley's acolytes returning to the loch ness.We make up some new words, and we talk about what would happen if a unicorn fought a centaur in a conspiracy deathmatch. Finally, we settle for once and all if people have free will or are we biological robots.Links Mentioned:Dalai Lama sorry for saying a female successor would have to be 'attractive' U.S. Authorities Seize 20 Tons Of Cocaine From Ship Owned By JP Morgan More Than a Dozen Jeffrey Epstein Accusers Have Come Forward Since His Indictment Acosta resigns amid furor over Epstein plea deal Followers of occultist Aleister Crowley to be welcomed back to his former Highland home Look sharp and support the show by getting our new doublestrike tee. Follow Mythic Politics:Get email updatesSupport us on Patreon Follow us on Facebook Find us on TwitterPeep us on Instagram Subscribe on YouTubeVibe with us on SoundcloudSupport the show (https://patreon.com/mythicpolitics)

If someone told you an alien invasion was coming, would you believe them? In this episode, we talked about Trump & UFOs in the DMZ, UFOlogy terrorism and bomb scares, suing the Church of Scientology, and Marijuana Federalism. We make up some new words, and we talk about what would happen if Ben Franklin fought Marquis de Sade in a conspiracy deathmatch. Finally, we settle for once and all if the afterlife or the void is more likely. Links Mentioned:Trump in the DMZ Stephanie Grisham, new White House press secretary, bruised in tussle with North Korean security South Korea detects "unidentified object" flying over DMZ Bomb constructed to warn authorities about aliens threatening to destroy planet: police Church of Scientology Faced With Bombshell Lawsuit House Resoundingly Approves Broad Marijuana Federalism Look sharp and support the show by getting our new doublestrike teeFollow Mythic Politics:Get email updates Support us on Patreon Follow us on Facebook Find us on Twitter Peep us on Instagram Subscribe on YouTube Vibe with us on Soundcloud Support the show (https://patreon.com/mythicpolitics)

If a wiccan Russian pulled a prank would you call it a hoax?In this episode, we talked about Jimmy Carter calling Trump an illegitimate president, Trump attacking Mueller for his upcoming testimony, Brazilian cocaine delegations, and Illinois expunging marijuana convictions.We make up some new words, and we talk about what would happen if the Loch Ness Monster fought The Kraken in a conspiracy deathmatch. Finally, we settle for once and all if Booze or Cannabis is better for a kickback? Links Mentioned:Jimmy Carter says a full investigation would show Trump lost in 2016 Trump attacks Mueller after he agrees to testify to Congress 39kg of cocaine found on plane carrying Brazil president's team to G20 Illinois is expunging marijuana convictions from nearly 800,000 criminal records Look sharp and support the show by getting our new doublestrike teeFollow Mythic Politics:Get email updatesSupport us on Patreon Follow us on Facebook Find us on TwitterPeep us on Instagram Subscribe on YouTubeVibe with us on SoundcloudSupport the show (https://patreon.com/mythicpolitics)

Should the catholic church use holy water in a drought? In this episode, we talked about news spraying cities with holy water, Republicans on the lam, The Donald getting quarantined, the supreme court gerrymandering, and NRATV shutting down.We make up some new words, and we talk about what would happen if Lee Harvey Oswald fought John Wilkes Booth in a conspiracy deathmatch. Finally, we settle for once and all if Moses talked to god, or just ate some mushrooms.Links Mentioned: Bishop plans to spray murder-plagued city with holy water from helicopter to 'get rid of the devil' Oregon Republicans Are On The Lam Over A Climate Bill Reddit ‘Quarantines’ Pro-Trump Subreddit Over Anti-Police Threats Supreme Court: Partisan gerrymandering "beyond the reach" of federal courts Cash-Strapped NRA Shuts Down Its Online Channel NRATV Look sharp and support the show by getting our new doublestrike teeFollow Mythic Politics:Get email updatesSupport us on Patreon Follow us on Facebook Find us on TwitterPeep us on Instagram Subscribe on YouTubeVibe with us on SoundcloudSupport the show (https://patreon.com/mythicpolitics)

Should Trump #buildthewall in outer space?In this episode we talked about Flat-earth pedophiles, senatorial ufo briefings, and the fbi putting facial recognition in your dishwasher.We make up some new words, and we talk about what would happen if Jack the Ripper fought The Zodiac Killer in a conspiracy deathmatch. Finally, we settle for once and all if God or Aliens are more likely.Links Mentioned:‘Biblical Flat Earth Society’ founder is charged with 56 counts of child exploitation Senators receive classified briefing on UFO sightings The FBI Has Access to Over 640 Million Photos of Us Through Its Facial Recognition Database Look sharp and support the show by getting our new doublestrike teeFollow Mythic Politics:Get email updates Support us on Patreon Follow us on FacebookFind us on TwitterPeep us on InstagramSubscribe on YouTubeVibe with us on Soundcloud Support the show (https://patreon.com/mythicpolitics)

Is your fourth eye wide open?In this episode, we talked about Facebook removing Natural News, we talk about Infowars using Pepe the frog, and we talk about Alex Jones sending child pron.We make up some new words, and we talk about what would happen if Adam Weishaupt fought George Washington in a conspiracy deathmatch. Finally, we settle for once and all if intelligent extraterrestrial forces interacted with early humans!Links Mentioned:Facebook Removes Conspiracy Site Natural News InfoWars Must Pay Pepe the Frog Creator $15,000, Never Sell Pepe Merch Again in Settlement Alex Jones’s Legal Team Is Said to Have Sent Child Porn in Sandy Hook Hoax Case Look sharp and support the show by getting our new doublestrike tee. Follow Mythic Politics:Get email updatesSupport us on Patreon Follow us on Facebook Find us on TwitterPeep us on Instagram Subscribe on YouTubeVibe with us on SoundcloudSupport the show (https://patreon.com/mythicpolitics)