Reality Wine Down

Welcome Back to the Reality Wine Down! We start today with some hot takes on RHOBH Trailer, Shahs Cancellation, and finish up with the RHONJ Reunion looks. Then we talk RHONJ & RHOC for our shows this week! Cheers! Times Stamps:Hot takes: 1:48RHONJ Reunion Looks: 19:24RHONJ: 27:30RHOC: 37:55

Welcome back to the Reality Wine Down! We start with our hot takes on the RHOA new season trailer, Jen Shah dancing with Lotto, and this weeks Summer House. Then we breakdown RHONJ softball extravaganza and the start of RHOC Aspen Trip. Cheers! 

Welcome back to the Reality Wine Down! We are both a little delirious today soo who knows what's going on in this episode! We start with a little Summer rant because we are both over Austen, then we talk Luann, the reboot of RHONY and talk about who we would like to see back as an OG. After, we talk RHONJ & finish with RHOC.Cheers! 

Welcome back to the Reality Wine Down! We start with some hot takes on a VPR break up, RHOBH cast no shows, and who Rihannas fav housewives moms are! Then we get into the final RHOSLC reunion, RHONJ, and finish with RHOC. Cheers! Time Stamps: Hot takes - 3:18RHOSLC - 15:30RHONJ - 29:05RHOC - 49:20

Welcome back to the Reality Wine Down! Buckle up because this episode is a roller coaster... but a FUN roller coaster! We have our hot takes, RHOSLC Reunion 2, RHONJ and finish with RHOC. We also go off into 1 million different conversations throughout... so enjoy the inside look into our chaotic thought process. Cheers! Timestamps: Hot Takes - 3:50RHOSLC - 12:28RHONJ - 34:50RHOC - 55:02

Welcome back to the Reality Wine Down! We are coming off a weekend of celebrating Chases birthday, it's his last year in his 20s y'all! This episode we have a heavy RHONJ Hot take section but Jersey is great so far so why not? Then we get into the lack luster finale of RHOSLC and after we get into this weeks episode of RHONJ. Cheers! 

Welcome BACK to the Reality Wine Down.. its been a while! We start with a little update on where we have been and what's been going down these past couple months. Then we talk some general thoughts about housewives/shows we missed. After we talk RHONJ & RHOC! We are so excited to be back and don't plan on going any where anytime soon! Cheers! 

Welcome back to the Reality Wine Down! Thanksgiving is over but the Bravo drama Never Stops! We have a couple hot takes on the Miami Trailer and the Jen Doc. Then we play a little "Where would you wanna spend the holidays" Housewives addition. Don't forget to head over to our insta to vote for your housewife! After, we talk a little Porshas Family Matters and the Premier Episode of RHOC -- Heather is back and we also meet 3 new ladies! Cheers! Times Stamps -Hot Takes - 3:50Game - 9:50Porshas Family Matters - 19:05RHOC - 28:08

Welcome back to the Reality Wine down! We dedicate this episode to Lois Rinna! We get right into our hot takes and then play a little Would You Rather with which housewife family you would rather spend Thanksgiving with!Then we get into the best new show on Bravo The Real Housewives: Ultimate Girls Trip! Definitely a refreshing take on the housewives franchise that we are very much into! After we talk the Shah-rrested episode of RHOSLC! Cheers! Timestamps:Hot Takes - 4:27Game - 10:00RHUGT - 22:00RHOSLC - 45:04

Welcome back to the Reality Wine Down! We are post-Halloween and going full steam ahead into fall/holiday season! We start this week with our hot takes on RHODubai, Nene possible RHOA return, Summer House Couple Rumors, and some KKW Date night gossip. The we play a game where we guess if the housewife product is real or fake! Then we get into Part 4 of the RHOBH reunion where Erika was "grilled" but did we really find out anything new? No. After we talk the season finale of RHOP with a little Robin/Juan drama and Karens Vow renewal and wrap is up with a scripted episode of RHOSLC! Cheers! Time Stamps:  Hot Takes - 6:25Game - 17:00RHOBH - 25:35RHOP - 33:15RHOSLC - 46:50

Welcome back to the Reality Wine Down! Its Fall y'all! Also, Happy Halloween! We start this week with some talk about some exciting news about new housewives in Atlanta and then some sad news coming out of RHOBH. Then we play (and by play, struggle to play) the ABC game where the letter has to associate with a bravo character. After we get into RHOP where they are wrapping up their cast trip, RHOSLC with some group snow tubbing, and finish with RHOBH Reunion Part 3!Cheer! Don't forget to leave us a 5 Star Review! We would love you even more if you do! Time Stamps: Hot Takes - 5:40Game - 14:25RHOP - 20:17RHOSLC - 34:12RHOBH - 48:55

Welcome back to the Reality Wine Down! This week we have breakups, engagements, RHONY gossip and some Winter House thoughts. Then we play a "Guess that Housewife" where we guess the housewife based off their halloween costume.. well in my case their everyday clothes because we got our lines crossed on the games rules. Next we get into RHOP where they are still on their couples trip, RHOSLC with the Lisa/Whitney drama continuing, and RHOBH reunion part 2 where we get some more scoop on the EJ/Tom of it all! Cheers! Time Stamps:Hot takes - 8:26Game - 27:18RHOP - 34:04RHOSLC - 48:26RHOBH - 1:10:18

Welcome back to the Reality Wine Down! We are gearing up for a fun weekend filled with Britney parties but first we had to talk surprise weddings/engagements, Girls Trip Trailer, and some Bravo legal woes. Since we had a lot of fun play "Would you rather" with the husbands we thought we would play with the wives! After, we get into RHOP with the couples still down at the Eastern Shore tossing salads, RHOSLC with Whitney/Lisa mending their friendship, and RHOBH Reunion 1 where Rinna is being Rinna.. thats not a good thing! Don't come for Queen Garcelle! Time Stamps - Hot Takes - 2:20Game - 12:25RHOP - 25:00RHOSLC - 44:55RHOBH - 56:15

Welcome back to the Reality Wine Down! We dedicate this episode to Coco, the OG pup of the NYC!  Happy October and the start of "Spooky Season" people still say that right? We get into the halloween spirit and dress as a pair of yauhties from Below Deck! We start with a couple of our hot takes and then instead of a game this week we asked people on insta to submit their fav all time housewives. We do a little agree/disagree with the chosen housewives.Then we jump into our shows this week where we talk the couples trip on RHOP, the new friend of making a splash over on RHOSLC, and we wrap this weeks episode with the season finale of RHOBH. What a season BH had! Now onto 4 Reunions! Cheers! Time Stamps: Hot takes - 3:24Fav Housewives - 12:08RHOP - 23:55RHOSLC - 42:00RHOBH - 1:05:00Little VPR - 1:24:05

Welcome back to the Reality Wine Down! We have a packed episode this week with hot takes, thoughts on VPR, a quick Britney update, a game of "would you rather", and then we talk RHOP, RHOSLC, and RHOBH! There may or may not be a few tangents and random stories... but would it be an episode without a few of those moments thrown in there? NO! Time Stamps:Hot Takes (with VPR talk): 3:15Game: 20:55RHOP: 29:53RHOSLC: 45:37RHOBH: 1:08:08

Welcome back to the Reality Wine Down! After a quick cat update (really a disclaimer for any weird noises) we get right into Hot takes. Then instead of a game this week we did a little segment called "THATS MY OPINION" where we had some friends of the pod submit their bravo related opinions and we elaborated on them! After, we get into RHOP with tornado Dorthy coming into town to wreck shop on Candiaces music video shoot and Messy Mia comes out to play! Then we head west to RHOSLC where Heather/Jen reconcile all while Jen/Meredith continue to spiral. Lastly, we head even more west to RHOBH where the ladies caravan to the ghost town called Delmar for a cast trip. We get more Sutton/Erika back and fourth with a sprinkle of Dorit coming for Garcelle. Cheers y'all! 

Welcome back to the Reality Wine down! We have a special guest with us this week and its a jammed packed episode so we get right into it this week with our hot takes on, Riri/Kathy, Sonjas Townhouse, EJ spilling all at the reunion and an amazing Britney update! Then we sing our little hearts out for a housewives lyric game where we try to finish the lyrics of a popular housewives hit! After, we get into Potomac starting with the end of Robins bday dinner, some cute family scenes with Giz/daughters and Wendy/her sons, and finish with talking about the Goddess Lunch hosted by Mia.. Will Karen and Gizelle finally call it even? LETS HOPE SOThen we talk the PREMIER of RHOSLC... we are PUMPED! We start with the clip seen all around the Bravo-verse this week... Jen getting tipped off about the FBI coming to arrest her. We also get introduced to Jens and Merediths new houses, a hilarious scene with Whitney battling a cake, a girls lunch in an igloo and we meet the new housewife Jennie! The ep ends with a heated scene between Lisa and Meredith.. is there a riff in the friendship on the horizon? We wrap this week with RHOBH and the launch of Dorits new Wedding line... that she created, designed, made all by herself... well with the help of a super involved partner... she named them though! We also get some insane new stories from Erika at Kathys spa day.. what does a burglar, eye surgery, Pasadena, snow, and a car have in common? We dont know but Erika tried to piece a new insane story together! Till Next Week! Cheers! Time Stamps:Hot Takes - 3:56Game - 12:30RHOP - 33:35RHOSLC - 33:35RHOBH - 56:06

Welcome back to the Reality Wine Down! We are both riding the high of the pending long weekend and using that energy to get right into our hot takes on RHOC covid scare, the Ultimate Girls trip, baby news, Kenya on DWTS, drama with the Lord (Scott), and random other tangents. For our game this week we try to a speed round of "ABC" where we try to match the letter with either the first name or last name of a housewife.. I put major emphasis on TRYThen we get into RHOP where we are on our last day of the trip in Willamsburg but that doesn't mean any less drama! We have the end of the Giz/Wendy Fight, girls dance off, Karen going to Surry, and to wrap it up we have a new spat between Robin and Wendy. Next we head over to RHOBH where we have, you guessed it, more EJ Drama! We also get a new wedding dress line from Dorit, a sneak peak of Suttons new house where she spills some tea to Kyle,  some shade from Erika/Crystal about Sutton, and a cute little Valentine Scene with Mo and Kyle. THE GOOD STUFF happens at a fancy dinner Party hosted by Mrs. Hilton  where we finally get Erikas popular clip of " OR WHAT, OR WHAT" but don't worry we get many other iconic "woe is me" lines.. Beverly Hills you are on FIRE. Cheers! Time Stamps:- Hot Takes - 6:35- Game - 20:40- RHOP - 27:54- RHOBH - 44:33

Welcome back to the Reality Wine Down! We are both on a caffeine high and get right into our hot takes on EJ and Giradi debt, Below Deck teaser, RHONY Rumors, and a Sonja Cabaret preview show. Our game this week takes a psychological twist with us trying to guess the housewives birth order by their personality! It weirdly all makes sense in the end! After we talk RHOP where Ashley shows up to stir the pot and drop the rumors then literally leaves... no joke it was a drive by rumor drop! Before that we get a serious talk between Gizelle and Robin, the girls do water aerobics, and Wendy stands up for herself at lunch defending her freedom to dress/present herself however she wants! Once Ashley drops the rumor bomb to Wendy all hell breaks loose in the house with Wendy going full force at Gizelle and Robin.. this fight isnt over yet.. til next week! Then we head over to RHOBH with the Rinna Beauty event being the star of the show. Dorit randomly decides she wants to show up but makes the terrible decision to use her screen time to go after Garcelle. Thankfully Queen Garcelle is having NONE of it and shuts her down pretty quick. Don't worry we get our weekly scene where Erika is able to play victim and then goes after Sutton for doing nothing... Beverly Hills is on FIRE! Cheers! Time Stamps: Hot Takes - 2:50Game - 16:35RHOP - 27:12RHOBH - 43:12

Welcome back to Reality Winedown! We get right into our hot takes on a housewives franchise cancellation, filming issues on RHOA, pregnancy news and a little rant on RHONY (which may be having a little hiatus after this season). With all of the lawsuits, arrests, legal drama going on in the Bravo-verse these days we decided to guess if a housewife has had a mug shot before or not! We also went a little housewives adjacent with some Southern Charm & VPR people.Then we get into this week's RHOP with Robin and Karen refusing to come to terms and end their seasons long fight. Robin shares some struggles she's going through in her personal life which Gizelle seems to have zero sympathy for (shocker!) and Karen stands by Wendy when the Robin/Gizelle come after her for her new look. Wendy is very much in the hot seat for these next couple episodes... and it seems to get HEATED! After, we headed over to RHOBH where we talked, YOU GUESSED IT, the tom and EJ of it all! But really the star of the show this week (any many weeks prior TBH) was Sutton and Garcelle who were asking all of the right questions! We start with Sutton holding court with all the ladies EXCEPT Erika to talk if she wants to continue being around Erika. All the ladies seem to have plenty to say when EJ isn't there but it's a different story at Kyle's Dinner party when she IS there. Good thing we had Sutton and Garcelle to speak up and keep the other ladies in check as well as EJ. RHOBH is on fire this season, we can't wait to see what's next! Cheers! Time Stamps: Hot Takes: 4:40RHONY Detour : 15:34Game: 20:30RHOP: 26:20RHOBH: 43:34

News SO good you need to RWD! Hey Everyone!! Welcome to our first ever Reality Wine down Rapid response! We could not WAIT to talk the long anticipated RHOSLC  Season 2 trailer that did NOT disappoint! Plus a new housewives mashup show was announced starring our fav lady of the Berkshires and then some positive #freebritney news! Hope y'all have a great weekend! Cheers! 

Welcome back to the Reality Wine Down! Chase starts this episode longing for the holidays (which shockingly aren't that far away!) which leads us into our Hot takes of the week that include thoughts on Kyle new holiday movie, Bravocon cancellation, Jen Shah legal update, MDLLA trailer, RHOA divorce news, and our dream vacay opened up for rent on Airbnb. In honor of Blue Stone Manor making its Airbnb debut, we matched the housewives we would want to bring along and matched them with the room we thought they should stay in. We each took the meaning of this game completely differently (Chase got very deep) but we still aligned somehow... chemistry! Then we had a few thoughts on RHONY which primarily consists of WTF is going on, the Ramona-coaster is off the rails, and we need more housewives on this cast. After, we get into the fun stuff starting with RHOP, where we see Ashley welcome her second child into the world and get a cute family picnic scene with Mia. Giz drops the cheating rumor about one of the husbands that sets up for some major drama for the rest of the season. Candiace plans a girls trip to Williamsburg that sets the scene for another Karen/Giz argument but really setting the scene for the Cheating rumors to drop next episode, DRAMAWe end this weeks ep with RHOBH and the continuation of the EJ drama of it all. More intense articles leak and if you have been as deep into it as we have been you know exactly what articles and information is being talked about... (if you haven't please take a quick deep dive, its worth it!) Sutton quickly becomes the seeker of the truth and Rinna doesn't believe Erika has to answer anything... what happened to Own it BABY! Both episodes end on a to be continued and both look to have explosive eps next week, we cant wait! Cheers! Time stamps Game: 20:50RHONY: 27:10RHOP: 37:05RHOBH: 57:09

Welcome back to the reality wine down! This week we have our hot takes on the RHOBH EJ/Prod. Fight rumors, Mary C legal woes, Brandi G Maloof hoof of a hand, Ramona being Ramona on WWHL, and a little 5 min RHONY breakdown. Instead of a game this week, we thought we would do a little Ask Us Anything!Then we get into RHOP with Gizelle dropping the biggest bomb of the season… her and Jamal are no longer together.. WHAT. I'm shocked…. (Do I even have to say this is sarcasm?) Also, Mia is still causing issues with the dynamic duo that is Robin & Gizelle after they invite her to drinks SANS Karen… Mia is a business women and will NOT be told what to do.. but that all unfolds at the Good Bye House Slumber Party Candiace threw for the ladies. We end the ep with Ashley having BB #2 After, we talk RHOBH where all eyes are still on EJ, what will the hot mic catch next? This week it's some hot goss about a certain someone calling E at all hours of the day/night… Then all I have to say about the rest of the ep. is what do Straws, Chia Seeds, and the desert have in common? QUEEN KATHY. Cheers! Time Stamps: Hot takes: 5:05A lil RHONY detour: 16:35AMA- 21:25RHOP: 43:15RHOBH: 1:05:10

Welcome back to the Reality Wine Down! After a little White Lotus talk we get into our hot takes of the week including a RHOBH Bee attack, Kathy Hilton Adjacent rumors, Galley Talk being renewed, and Porshas man is officially divorced! In honor of Porshas impending wedding (and the RHOP Pamper Party Game) we are matching the housewife with their wedding dress! Check out our youtube or Insta to play along.Then we get right into the newest episode of RHOP with Robins sleepiness causing drama in her marriage, Gizelle throwing shade at Ashleys man (can she even talk?? Jamal??) all while planning her a pamper party before the baby comes, Robins hats being shipped, and Karen giving Zen Wen some business advice. We even get a little tea time with Karen and Candiace... that didnt really go the way C would have hoped. We end the episode with a heated scene between Mia and Zen Wen at Pamper Party hosted by Gizelle.... what are yall thinking of Wendy so far this season?After we talk a little RHONY... an episode we both enjoyed! We get a boxing scene with Sonja and Eboni, a new Lu Christmas song that features all the girls (with some hesitation from Leah), and end at a super chaotic party for Ramonja... goodie bags included your man of choice! Time Stamps:Hot takes -- 4:16Game -- 11:40RHOP -- 24:20RHONY -- 44:50Cheers! 

Welcome back to the Reality Wine Down! For hot takes this week we talk a possible return of an OG on RHOA, King Andys new book, Bravo Chat room returning, (Hannah leaving DUH), engagement news for a VPR cast member and more RHOBH legal woes that DO NOT include EJ. Our game this week is a Bravo take on the classic game of "Guess who" and you can probably guess how that goes!Then we do a few main takes aways from this weeks RHONY like our thoughts on the Bershan/Sonja fight (which we didnt see enough of), the intervention, Seance scene, and how we really felt like we got a deeper glimpse into what makes Sonja who she is.Next we get into the Lifetime movie that is this season of RHOBH with Erika telling us all the TEA (whether it's a staged production or not) which is incredible. Who knew you could get in a car accident that isn't really an accident rather you open your door and fall down a cliff, break your ankle, shoulder, and go unconscious for 12 hrs, while having an affair then call your wife to be like "Hey babe whats up? I am at the bottom of a cliff behind the house, can you help?" Yes that is not a direct quote but its what I imagine happened okay! Sprinkle in some great Queen Kathy moments of the week, 12 hrs of lasagna making, and a 600 year eclipse and we have a winner of an episode! Cheers! 

Welcome to Potomac & Products with the Reality Wine Down! A bonus series where we try products made famous (or infamous) by their Bravo-lebrity counterpart. This week we are trying cocktails out of the "Fancy AF Cocktail" book created by Ariana Madix, Tom Sandoval and Danny Pellegrino. We get classy, or in our case trashy, because we picked the drinks that had the highest "trash" level. At least that's what the trash or class meter said in the book!If you want to head straight to the Potomac Recap check out the timestamps at the bottom! Once we mix up our drinks we jump right in to the newest episode of RHOP! We start back at the end of the nude interlude party where Mia is definitely making a splash and taking phone numbers.... from the enemy??? In the episode we get Candiace telling us about her acting career, we get Gizelle's “west wing” reveal,  a sex talk scene with Ashley we never needed and a cute family scene over at Wendy's. We end the episode at Karen's "Love Lunch" with the ladies and their men.. notably missing Gizelle and Robyn. RHOP is starting STRONG and we are here for it! Cheers! Timestamps: - Cocktail 1 -- 2:45- RHOP -- 7:20- Cocktail 2&3 -- 19:20- RHOP Cont. -- 24:50

Welcome back to the Reality Wine Down! Chase comes out of a days long mid summer hibernation just in time for this JAM PACKED episode. So much is going on in the Bravo-verse and we are excited to talk about it! We start with our hot takes on the Namoi/Metul break up, RHOC alleged eviction, EJ shenanigans, and wrapping it up with the pure chaos that is RHONY.Our game this week is "WhOOOO Planned That!" where we guess which housewife planned the cast trip. Then we get into the PREMIERE of RHOP. THEY ARE BACK ! and already getting ratings higher than any of the other franchise premiere eps this year. We get new houses, we get new babies, we get step children, Karen and Ray cuteness, and a nude interlude party to announce our two new favorite housewives! Plus we get an actual new housewife! Things are looking good in the P and we are excited for this season! After we head over to the Real Housewives of Covid, I mean RHOBH, where half the cast does get covid this episode.  We jump right back into the Crystal/Sutton of it all.. but I think *maybe* this is the end of it? At least this part of it anyway... Then the episode goes into a broadway play starring EJ but has she won us over some? Has she simultaneously made us believe her less? IDK come hang out to hear our weekly back and forth on the EJ of it all. PS. WHERE IS DORIT! Hiding in the Di Beppo Room? TIME STAMPS - - Hot Takes: 4:25- RHONY DETOUR: 20:40- Game: 30:49- RHOP: 46:55- RHOBH: 1:08:35- LOVE ISLAND DETOUR: 1:18:20- Back to RHOBH: 1:23:00Cheers! 

Time Stamps: Hot Takes - 4:12Games - 19:53RHONY - 32:05RHOBH 52:05Welcome back to the Reality Wine Down! We get right into our hot takes of the week with EJ updates, sad animal news, top chef scandals, a small Britney Jean update. This week's game is a throwback where we guess the taglines of the housewives on the first season of the franchise. Next we get into RHONY with Sonja and Eboni heading to Philly for to meet with a match maker. Then the group is heading to Salem for a much needed girls trip (since The Hamptons girls trip went so well).. a Salem announcement wouldn't be right without Luann's sexual Witch joke! The trip is going to be spooky but it quickly becomes demonic with another case of the Ramona-coaster going off the rails. Then we head out west to talk RHOBH where we start the episode with an amazing voiceover from Sutton and a "3 days later"... We get some more Queen Kathy moments of the week, cute a cute Christmas photoshoot, Dorit shows up, and we see more of Erikas "tiny, cute, but chic" house... that I am personally obsessed with... then the good stuff starts over at Lisas between Sutton and Crystal AGAIN... it's so unhinged and ohhhh so GOOD! Chase took back all his pre-season hating and admitted his wrongs... because Beverly Hills is back BABY! Till next week! Cheers! 

Hi everyone! Welcome back to the Reality Wine Down! Chase is back in the H so that means we are back in our personal clubhouse talking about all the things including RHOP taglines, EJ update, RHOC alum throwing their hat in the race for CA Governor, and a few more Britney Jean thoughts. Our game this week is "Guess that Housepet" . Well really guess the housewife who owns that pet but before playing our game Cassidy gets some surprise belated birthday presents! Then we headed to Harlem with the RHONY ladies for Ebonis Harlem Nights party that was not appreciated enough by the ladies. We also met a new friend of the show! We get a few cute moments between the mothers and their daughters. But it wouldn't be RHONY without Ramona being a terror, and unfortunately Eboni had to deal with it this time when she went to have drinks at Ramona's house.... CRINGE but wouldn't expect anything less from the Ramona Coaster. Next we head to RHOBH where we get a star bus yelling at Erika "Dont divorce your husband" a nice little start to the episode. Erika and Sutton enjoy a private spa day where they get deeper into the Tom of it all. Garcelle talks The Real and her dating life. Lisa brings up Amelia dating scott and says " I dont want to make a big deal of it" guess what she does? MAKES A BIG DEAL OF IT! Rinna style. We end the episode at a dinner with all the ladies and more Sutton/Crystal drama but we get the best Kathy Hilton Moment of the week yet! I cant forget my weekly spiel to leave us 5 stars and a review so we can read them on the pod! Love y'all! Cheers! Timestamps: Hot takes - 11:06Game - 26RHONY - 39:20RHOBH - 58:05

Welcome back to the Reality Wine Down! For this weeks hot takes we talk Britney Spears court battle (Free Britney!!), Cynthia Bailey possibly leaving RHOA, Brauwynns new lover, and Kim Richards tell all book! Also, a little happy birthday shout of to Porsha Williams! Our game this week is "Guess that Tagline" one hit wonders edition, featuring only 1 season housewives.  Chase does... well you can probably guess.Then we get into RHOBH which is our only new ep this week since RHONY took a week off. BUT we still have plenty to talk about! We open with Erika walking in to Suttons Parisian party with all the faux badassness and makes it rather awkward by not addressing the elephant in the room right away. We get some funny Kathy/Kyle moments, a little shade towards Dorits long winded speeches and then finally we get to scoop on the Erika of it all... ps. her "struggle house" is so adorable.. what the hell. AND she had to get rid of her lambo and settle for a Range Rover? THE STRUGGLE.  We head over to Crystals for a dumpling making party, so jealous, and we think we are getting a resolution in the Sutton/Krystal fight... but I think this riff will be around for a while.. Cheers! 

Welcome back to the Reality Wine Down! This week's hot takes include the Giradi Documentary on Hulu... WOW BETHENNY WOW... We have too many thoughts on this, RHOC cast shake up, and the toaster oven of it all.Our game this week is "Who Said That!" Bravoleb edition with memorable quotes from Summer House, Southern Charm, Below Deck, and Shahs of Sunset. Then we get into RHONY where the Luann is hosting a halloween talent competition on their last night in the hamptons, but we can't enjoy that until after we see the Leah/Heather spat. The next day we finally leave and head back to the city and back to reality... That reality being election day... Eboni hosts a party for all the ladies and SHOCKER Ramona didn't show.Next we jump right into the Erika drama on RHOBH with a dramatic opening of Erika in the car by herself with a monotone voiceover from Erika... She's heading over to meet all the ladies at Suttons but unfortunately that ends up being our cliffhanger at the end of the episode. so we dont get anything just yet.. We do get another Election party hosted by Kyle where we get to know Crystal more, and learn of a fight between Kyle and Dorit.  Episode ends on Erika walking in to Suttons house... dun dun dun... Cheers! 

Its that time of the week again! A new episode of the Reality Wine Down is HERE! Chase has a few interesting life updates he shared before we get into our hot takes of the week that include a Girardi update, business woes over at the Big Shot, and a fun Potomac Photoshoot. We play Guess that housewifes middle name.... honestly finding the middle names was harder than the actual game... if you actually knew the answers and didnt just guess... I NEED TO KNOW! Then we are back to the Hamptons AGAIN on RHONY.. can we please leave? The Lu of it all continues back at the house with an eventual half-a** apology from Lu herself, and Eboni being the bigger person accepts it, then ordered some comfort food to eat in bed instead of dinner with the ladies (amazing!). Sonja proves once again she's not to be overlooked and is one of the only ladies to truly GET what Eboni is saying.. which leads to Eboni wanting to set her up with a matchmaker to find her perfect match. We end this week on a unnecessary "To Be Continued" after Leah goes overboard while yelling at Heather... I'm curious to hear y'alls thoughts on the Heather/Leah drams.After we travel over to Lake Tahoe with the ladies of RHOBH. We ended last week on a "To Be Continued" but weirdly it didn't "continue" until the end of the episode.  The next morning the girls do feel that Krystal is getting unnecessary flack from Sutton so Lisa takes this opportunity to check on her and thats where we are introduced to Suttons face roller... ohh she doesn't just face roll in one scene but it carries over to the boat day when her and Krystal have a sit down that actually went...well. Later at dinner we get an insane story from Lisa but the real MVP Garcelle holds Rinna accountable for the treatment of Denise last year (THANK YOU).. We end the episode on another Sutton/Krystal talk that addresses the awkward moment when Sutton walked in on Krystal undressing... awkward..See yall again next week! 

We are BACK! With a longer episode (sorry about it!) because we missed talking these past two weeks! Of course we had to start with our hot takes on Luanns new man, Jen Shahs Gofund me, Erika Jayne Doc, etc. ETC.! With a little inspiration from RHOBH we decided to play Two Truths and a Lie, where you had to identify the lie... Is Cassidy a little rusty from the break? We shall see! Then we get into our beloved RHONY... a season Chase thinks is a little bit... off... maybe its the low number of housewives that leads to more Ramona screen time... IDK... Anyways, moving on... This week we see the girls fight over talking about SEX, glam drama, but they all came together over Garths Lamb curry and nude painting! The camaraderie didn't last long when a previous disagreement was brought up at lunch... Does Ramona make a fool of herself again.. I think we all know the answer to this. Next we are off to Lake Tahoe on RHOBH.. this is our FIRST time talking about the Beverly Hills girls which is very exciting about since we are both actually enjoying the season this far... I hope this doesn't jinx it... and if it does DONT BLAME ME PLEASE! In Tahoe we get some interesting moments between Sutton and Krystal which is definitely going to lead to issues throughout the season... some more quirky Kathy moments with her eating chips, drinking redbull, and reading multiple newspapers all at 1:30 in the morning.. our no sleep queen! Then we get a cute dinner we thought was going to be calm but instead Sutton starts to feel some type of way... over what? Not sure but it continues back to the house where she seems to be playing the victim... How are y'all taking Sutton this week? We are so excited to be back.. Happy Listening! 

Welcome back to the Reality Wine Down! We have added a new mascot to your Wine Down fur baby crew... CHIPS! Then we jump head first in to our hot takes on Porshas shocking engagement, RHOBH taglines, Dina Manzos ex drama, and Bravos upcoming line up of new shows! On RHONY we head out to the Hamptons for a Burning Man themed party at Ramonas. But first we get to see Ebonis stunning apartment and Sonjas chaotic energy cleanse, complete with Marley laying on her head while crying about JP Morgan again. Then in the Hamptons Ramona quickly makes a problematic comment.. per usual.. and harasses the healer for explanations. (Is it just me or is anyone else tired of theme parties over different Franchises with just the cast in attendance.. yes its cover so it is what it is..) We have 5 more days in the Hamptons and we are excited! Then we say goodbye to our RHONJ ladies on the season finale. Yes that means no more Big Ham linky moments of the week.. sigh.. We finally get to meet Teresas new man Luis, spoiler alert he wasn't worth the wait. More importantly Jens daughter is a breakout star and so is Jens new 9 carat ring! It is also Joe Bs birthday and Halloween so Marge throws a Halloween Party for him in their renovated house... yes you read that right... the renovation is finally finished! I love a good halloween party but I could have done without the season ending on *cough, the Gorgas fake storyline, cough* See y'all during the 3 reunions! Cheers

Welcome Back to the Reality Wine Down! In this weeks hot takes we discuss a Dallas housewives divorce, our favorite Real Househusbands of Jersey tagline, and a little update in the EJ divorce saga. Also, remember when Chase said he wasn't going to watch the Big Shot? Well he did and brings in a couple thoughts. Our game this week is a tough one where we are guessing the maiden names of a few housewives. We probably had a lot more fun playing this game then we should have! NEW YORK IS BACK BABIES! The golden girls of Bravo are back on our screens and we couldn't be more excited! We get to meet the new girl Eboni, Sonja is back in one of the 7 layers of hell, her townhouse, Luann and Ramona have an unexpected friendship going on. Its going to be a good season y'all, WE CANT WAIT TO GET INTO IT ALL! On New Jersey the ladies go on a wine tasting trip for Jackies birthday but not before Melissa gets a call about Gorga heading to the hospital. Delores expresses she's not to happy with the girls about how they handled the David situation and we get an update from Jen about her rough relationship with her mom. We end the episode meeting Luis! JK it was all a tease!Cheers! 

Welcome back to the Reality Wine down! We have a packed hot takes this week where we talk RH Allstars, spoilers,  Vanderpump 10 second teasers, Scheanas baby, Britney Spears updates, and Hollaback girl drama on RHONY.For our game this week we try to guess the birthplaces of housewives from both the East, West and Middle Coast (yall we cant figure out where Dallas fits), I bet you can guess who wins! Then we jump back into the season finale of the RHOD where the destruction of JRs room continues with Brandi on the bed and Kary pulling down the plexiglass. The girls are fed up with their drunk antics but Kary definitely gets the brunt of the groups anger. On a lighter note the husbands come to join for a Dallas Themed party where they all get dressed up in there best 80s glam. Stephanie and Brandi have there once a season romantic scene and then it comes to an end with a not so romantic foreshadowing about Brandis relationship... We shall see what unfolds at the reunion! Next we head back to the housewives and moms tea party in Jersey where all eyes are on Delores and Davids relationship.. but in true Delores fashion she shuts it down real quick... only for it to be the big plot point later in the episode. We get a fun, ass-kissing time at the golf course with the husbands where some Tre gossip comes out. The ep ends at M*chell* the realtors house where we meet Patterson Delores. Delores is not letting Gorga come for her, her man, or her relationship.. we Stan Patterson Delores, cant wait to see what she brings next episode! Cheers! 

Welcome back to the Reality Wine Down! We have another oversized hot takes with the new Summer house reunion trailer, Bethennys the big shot, Brandi Glanville speaking out, and the Erika saga continues! This week we trade our game in and instead try to convince each other of cancelled Bravos shows that we think should make a comeback... honestly it wasn't hard to convince either of us! We love a good bravo classic like the rest of them! Then we head over to the Big D for a mom and daughter packed episode... From Mama D and D'andras wild facetime, to Kary and daughters having a cooking lesson, to Tiffany and her daughters having a spa day on her day off. Mama D continues to show us that she is most likely the reason D'andras stepmom doesnt like their family but luckily they meet to have a chat. We head to the iconic Dallas landmark, Southfork Ranch, where the girls will definitely leave their mark BUT we don't get this till next week.... to be continued! After we head up to RHONJ where we get a little Yachty on their boat day, Tre finally opens up about her new relationship.. (we find out later Melissa has already met him!). Marge reads an excerpt from her book which leads to her and Jen making amends. We get a true Melissa pimping her kids out for a storyline scene, which Cassidy refuses to talk about. Then we head over the Jens for a Mom/daughter lunch with all the ladies. You can definitely tell Jens mom is in her comfort zone in the kitchen, the food looked amazing! Unfortunately all of the mom/daughter time was too much for Tre and she leaves early, another to be continued! Cheers! 

Welcome back to the Reality Wine Down! We have another oversized hot takes with the new Summer house reunion trailer, Bethennys the big shot, Brandi Glanville speaking out, and the Erika saga continues! This week we trade our game in and instead try to convince each other which cancelled Bravos shows that we think should make a comeback... honestly it wasn't hard to convince either of us! We love a good bravo classic like the rest of them! Then we head over to the Big D for a mom and daughter packed episode... From Mama D and D'Andras wild facetime, to Kary and daughters having a cooking lesson, to Tiffany and her daughters having a spa day on her day off. Mama D continues to show us that she is most likely the reason D'andras stepmom doesnt like their family but luckily they meet to have a chat. We head to the iconic Dallas landmark, Southfork Ranch, where the girls will definitely leave their mark BUT we don't get this till next week.... to be continued! After we head up to RHONJ where we get a little Yachty on their boat day, Tre finally opens up about her new relationship.. (we find out later Melissa has already met him!). Marge reads an excerpt from her book which leads to her and Jen making amends. We get a true Melissa pimping her kids out for a storyline scene, which Cassidy refuses to talk about. Then we head over the Jens for a Mom/daughter lunch with all the ladies. You can definitely tell Jens mom is in her comfort zone in the kitchen, the food looked amazing! Unfortunately all of the mom/daughter time was too much for Tre and she leaves early, another to be continued! Cheers! 

Hey everyone! Unfiltered is back with a fun twist (literally the wine bottles have twist off caps) with us trying out all of the skinny girl products we could get our hands on! We do our taste test all while getting into some hot takes on Andy teasing the RHOBH drama, bravos newest lawyer, RHONY tag lines, and we wrap up our final thoughts on this season of RHOA. If you want to taste along with us we have the skinny girl Pinot Grigio, Cosmo, Margarita,  and 2 popcorns the salt/lime and the Butter. Cheers! 

Welcome back to the Reality Wine Down! We get right into our super-sized hot takes this week with our thoughts on two new trailer drops, Bethanny the stand up comedian, babies, and a few non bravo topics! Our game for this week is "Name that House Kid" where we try to name the children of the corresponding housewife, honestly it's harder than you would think, a few names were even forgotten altogether... oops! Then we head back out to the camp grounds to wrap up the cast trip with the RHOD ladies. Who doesn't want to end a girls trip with church camp games, and stink bomb pranks.. me... I don't! Kary does end up back in the hot seat after taking prank retaliation to an unnecessary level and it leads the girls to question her being able to control herself. We go back to Dallas where we are met with dog mediums, step-parent emails, and a great conclusion to Tiffany's mom drama. Next we go to Franklin Lakes Bitch!! Sadly we are no longer at the beloved Jersey shore but that doesn't mean the RHONJ girls are lacking in entertainment. We see some more family woes over at Jens house (that comes to a happier place by the end of the ep) and more of the Joe 'I am the man'  storyline BUT this episode is really all about the incredible medium Teresa had over to do a reading on the girls. She speaks truths for each of the girls but really drops the bomb on Delores by saying David is not her match, and her ancestors are saying so! We also have Nonno standing next to Tre with a bottle of Whiskey and Boo (Delores dog) makes an appearance! The biggest mystery from the Psychic party is... why was Michelle the Realtor there? Who needed that! Cheers! 

Welcome back to the Reality Wine Down! We start with our hot takes on the doozy of an announcement Andy made (hint: it starts with a K) and Sutton getting a diamond this year on RHOBH. Then we take a "cast trip" down memory lane in our game where we match the cast trip with the correct franchises which leads to a lot of reminiscing on our fav cast trip moments of seasons past. Next we go to the ladies of RHOD on their camping adventure where Kary puts her Big Foot in her mouth... get it? They were Big Foot Hunting so we felt the pun was fitting! ANYWAYS Kary doesn't know when to stop when it came to harassing the Big Foot Hunter  about her views on hunting to the point Stephanie actually calls her out... not something we see often! Other antics include almost crashing the RV, 'Shoe in a sack', large umbrella hats, and my new fav winery "Girls Gone Wine"... Dallas we wanna love you but you aren't making it easy! After we head back to the JERSEY SHORE BITCH! We get right to our "Big Ham Linky" moment of the week because why not, even Chase can't resist to bring his own moment of Frank C. appreciation. We get some more Jen and Marge drama and Joe G reminds us again that toxic masculinity/misogyny is still alive and thriving this episode. We end with the cutest memorial for Nonno, Rest in Peace Nonno "cooking octopus at 6am" Guidice! 

Welcome back to the Reality Wine  Down! We jump right into a SHAH-king hot takes today with major breaking news happening out of Salt Lake with the arrest of Jen and her #1 assistant (out of 7) Stuart. We give our thoughts this SHAH-king drama as well as dish on our fav looks from the newly released RHOA reunion outfit pictures! Next we play "The Real houses of Bravo" where we match the house with the correct current housewife! Chase didn't listen to the rules aka forget about the whole current housewife detail and went deep into the archive. After, we get into RHOD where the title had us thinking we were going on the cast trip this week... spoiler WE DID NOT. But we did get a heart to heart with Tiff and Mama Dee, tea party birthday for the twins, D'andra and hot Hubby have a steamy date night, and page six strikes again causing major friction between D'andra and Brandi. Then we head to the Jesery Shore Bitch! Where we see a classic Guidice family screaming match that had our jaws dropping for 10 mins straight, and just as quick as it began it came to and end up with an apology from both Joe G and Tre. Surprisingly the apologies keep a coming with Tre apologizing to Evan and Jackie, fingers crossed we dont have to hear about this again! The episode keeps moving strong with a blow up between Marge and Jen.. Jersey truly never disappoints! Until next week! Cheers! 

Welcome back to the Reality Wine Down! This week there wasn't any breaking news more important than the release of the RHONY trailer!! The New York Ladies are BACK (May 4th) with some familiar faces and some new so we couldn't resist a little trailer breakdown to get us started today. For our game this week we are trying to match  Zodiac signs to the correct housewives, some make total sense and others were shocking! Don't worry, Cassidy didn't forget Chases March Madness bracket loss and surprised him with the shot we bet on! Then we get into RHOD with a very mom focused episode with D'andra Dee Simmons dealing with the aftermath of the fight between her and Mama Dee, Tiffany tells her mom about taking a day off (which she surprisingly takes very well!), and Kary has a cute heart to heart with her daughters. We then go to one of Tiffs families hotel (imagine being able to say that) and enjoy a Luau with all the ladies.. but don't worry the "Whos the better Christian" conversation starts back up between D'Andra and Brandi but Kary ends it with a laugh by saying she knows all about the "9 Commandments"Next we head up to Jersey where we see Delores receiving an award for Charity and a grilling for not moving in with David and Jackie's finally back with the group. Then we head down to the shore (again!) on where dildos by Juicy Joe are the party favors that get the drama going.. The conversations that were had at guys night start to come out... cough *Joe B* cough... which causes a major riff between Marg and Tre and keeps the fire going between Jackie and Tre.. Tre keeps coming in hot towards Jackie but Jackie isn't backing down.. Will this fight ever end? Who knows but we will enjoy the drama until it does! 

Welcome back to another Reality Wine Down! Chase is at war with the animals partying in his backyard at night but don't worry they are winning! Then we have a few big hot takes with Lalas new water baby, the latest cheating Rumors hit RHOD, Tinsdale breakup, and Luanne is the first official cast member of Real Housewives Allstars Edition! After, we get into our March Madness Themed Game for the week (This was all Cassidys idea, Chase doesn't know sports) where we pick our dream team of housewives, make sure to vote on our instagram on which cast you would rather watch/would be more entertaining! Next we get into this week's Jersey where not much is really going on but weirdly we both loved it! We start down at the shore with a family dinner for Grow with Gorga's birthday where Jackie was obvs brought up, Delores throws all their keys away after a fight with David, theres a tequila fueled pool party at Tre's where the Michelle The Realtor/Husbands fight is surprisingly anticlimactic. Don't worry what we lacked in drama we made up in Tequila shots, well Jen did to the point she was carried out to their Ferrari, oh Jersey, we love ya!   We end our winedown this week out in the Hamptons with the Summer House Crew. The never ending Kyle/Hannah drama is going on again.. then Hannah makes the craziest apology speech.. I kid you not, the words "Kyle is the man" are forefront.. that says enough. Lindsey and Stravy are officially done... and it was handled like a business deal.. the ole Hubbard way.. but we have a suspicion she's not so upset because there is a special housemate to keep her company.. we shall see! TIME STAMPS:Hot Takes: 3:18Housewives Fantasy League: 12:41Real Housewives of New Jersey Recap: 18:57Summer House: 45:18

Welcome back to the Reality Wine Down! The potatoes are back at Taco Bell and it altered us.. mentally and physically... but other than the potatoes We had one other major hot take this week with RHONJ cast change rumors, who's on the chopping block? Who's becoming a friend of? What to expect? After we play "Bravo By Numbers" where we try to answer questions and guess which housewives goes with a specific numbered fact. For example, which housewife has the most instagram followers, and how many?Then we get into this weeks RHONJ, where we are STILL at Lake George.. I mean the lake is pretty and all... but we think it is time to go right? Don't worry we didn't leave this trip without Tre bringing up Jacking for 1 millionth time and we do get Jen telling Melissa about the rumor from Melissa the Real Estate agent about Joe owing her husband money from the Growing with Gorga event... wow that's a mouthful but it's sure to bring some drama to the season. The trip ended in the right way.... by Tre getting a shirtless pic from Tony the pool guy.. BYE Lake George. Back Jersey we see Tre talk with Michelle the Realtor and Jackie's "Do Over" party for Evan... if Jackie's goal is to get the cheating rumor to go away... she's not succeeding. We end this week with more wild antics over on Summer House. Lindsay's relationship is heated... but when is it not? Stravy leaves the house and resurfaces later with a power point that rivals any and all other powerpoints. You would think a relationship defining slideshow that would turn Lindsay off... no.... it did the opposite. Maybe they are a perfect match afterall? We then get a few shots of Luke playing the guitar and HOCKEY in his room.... this may be a small scene but Chase has officially turned on Luke... We are introduced to Hannahs new man, who we know she is now engaged to. Tensions are still high between Hannah and pretty much everyone else in the house during a sound dispute that continues to the end of the episode with another blow up between Hannah and Kyle. But as Paige wished for throughout the episode, Carl returns! Time Stamps:Hot Takes: 1:26Bravo by Numbers Game: 5:58Real Housewives of New Jersey: 17:48Summer House: 38:05

Welcome back to the Reality Wine Down: Unfiltered! We start with a few takes and some children related breaking news with Ashley having her baby and Katherine unfortunately losing custody of her kids... and then a major breaking news outside of the bravo-verse (very outside of the Bravo-verse but near and dear to our hearts!) Then we play a fun game called 'Bravo Eats' where we match the food order with the correct housewife, finally see Chase thrive in a game! After we get right into the RHOA with 50-Cynt being shocked her wedding isn't going as planned... during a pandemic.. and we join to ladies at the Marlow Harvest Party where all the girls show up looking amazing... not the usual shorts and a t-shirt we would wear to a pumpkin patch BUT they are the housewives after all! Showing up and showing out is what they do! We end on a somber note with Kenya but it does give us a glimpse into why she acts the way she acts sometimes.We wrap up the Austin trip with the RHOD ladies (finally).. there was only so much Tiffany bashing we could take... (and the starting point is zero so we were tired of it real quick). Thankfully Mama Dee graces us with her presence and speaks nothing but facts! This episode ends with the most shocking revelation of the season...hint: it has to do with Stephanie and the Shaman.. Till next time! Cheers!

It is Reality Wine Down time! We get right into it with a couple hot takes and then get into a game of games in honor of the RHONY premier 13 years ago! Wow time flies when we are having fun right?After we jump back into the Austin trip on RHOD where the girls continue to pick on Tiffany for literally no reason. After D'andra enjoys her morning in the bushes.. The girls have a boat day where Kary and D'andra mend their friendship after Brandi has them do some weird bonding exercise that was.... odd. Lets just say there was a lot of groping. We end with a funny prank by Kam while the girls are making s'mores.. After we move on over to RHONJ where the girls are continuing their trip at Lake George, all decked out in tie dye outfits that I really want! We are still confused at how much of a player Lexi is so far this season, nothing wrong with it but... its confusing. The conversation throughout the episode is still very much Jackie heavy, with most of the girls telling Teresa she should just apologize already and get it over with. But don't worry they had plenty of time to play a lame joke on Joe G that originally had us fooled during the preview... maybe thats why we are still a little salty about it? Then Jersey does what Jersey does best, gives us a scene with all the husbands, who does love when Big Ham Linky is on the screen swallowing loads of wasabi.. you know we do! We end the episode with a mildly explosive dinner with Tre storming out... Oh Jersey... you entertain us thats for sure! We wrap this week with a sad episode of summer house, but don't worry life altering family tragedies of one of the housemates would never stand in the way of Lindsey being cray cray.. Lindsey will have her cake and eat it to, plus yours, and theirs, and everybody's! This episode spans over the coarse of 1 DAY! That just means summer house knows how to bring it. Til next week, Cheers!

Today on Wine Down Unfiltered we talk a few hot takes and Cassidy presents a game to Chase that she was sure he would win... I think we can guess what actually happened.. Then we get into a new era on RHOA.. A.B. After Bolo... Bolo made a lasting impressions on the girls that are taking back to Atlanta with them. They all tell their mens (and Kandis main man Don Juan) about the wild Bachelorette weekend, yet even with Drew being completely transparent we still don't find out where her man was in Florida!? Kenya confesses some feelings for La Toya and they make up all while we see a new fun friendship forming between Porsha and Drew... The episode ends with one of the most shocking scenes.. what do Love songs, Lawyers, and Kenya have in common? Come hang out with us and find out!

Welcome to the Reality Wine Down! I know everyones sad that Chase's birthday month has come to an end.. but that also means he can no longer bring it up and the listeners are probably happy about that! Before completely leaving the birthday fun behind we talk about how Cassidy celebrated with a bang.. literally she broke Chases backyard... video to come.. After, we talk a couple hot takes and pick our dream Housewives All-Star cast. Then we get into our game of the week "Two Truths and a Lie" RHONJ starts with the conclusion of the Tre and Jackie fight with a few see-you-next-Tuesdays and bad analogies a flying! This leads to Jackie staying home from the planned girls trip and opening Jackies Hair care service in her front yard... the content no one asked for. The rest of the girls head to lake George and back in Jersey we see date night with the healthiest relationship on this show.. Big Ham Linky and David. Jersey never ceases to surprise us in the husband, boyfriend, lover department thats for sure. Ps. We Stan Delores's mom! To end this ep we sadly have to say goodbye to Salt Lake City. We get husbands, we get Seth in Canton in a hoodie, we get Richard Sr and Marys insane relationship, and we get break up letters from the Mormon church. And it all ends with Mary eating the fake snow... Oh Salt Lake.. we will miss you!

Another week, another Wine Down Unfiltered! On this ep we talk about one of the most iconic guests to grace our screens, BOLO, the stripper loved by the women (some maybe too much) of RHOA. Mistress Kandi did not disappoint for 50-cynths Bachelorette party by going all out with sexy outfits, vibrators and the biggest (and i mean biggest) gift of them all BOLO. After we calm down a little from the party on RHOA we talk about our favorite show outside of the Bravo-verse, RPDR UK! Caution there are spoilers! We talk our current favorites, who we think is going to win, and why it just makes us so happy to watch! Hope you enjoy!

Welcome back to the Reality Wine Down! We get right into a few hot takes going on inside and outside of the Bravo-verse with a little Kimye update, new Bravo shows coming to our screens, and who is leaving the Bravo-Chat Room.. we will happily take her place! Next we jump into the RHOD cast trip with the girls heading down to Austin in a rock star tour bus and end up at the most badass house on Lake Austin. Did we try to see if we could rent it? Yes.. is it in our price range? Of course not! We get a game of chicken shit bingo that is the perfect appetizer to a shit show of a dinner with Kary and D'andras friendship continuing to fall a part. Nothing good comes out of eavesdropping, but how can one resist! Then, the show all bravo fans have been waiting for, the season premiere of RHONJ coming to save us from the mess RHOC made us endure and it did not disappoint. Who doesn't love when an episodes starts in the middle of a fight and goes into a "3 days earlier"... That almost guarantees we are in for something good (unless is RHOBH then you know they have nothing).. We start with Evans birthday where Tre drops a bomb that will clearly will be talked about the rest of the season, and finish with a blow out between Tre and Jackie... its required watching! We finish this week with RHOSLC Reunion 2 where Mary and Jen have many contradictions to their story lines this season and Weather Heather continues her crusade against Lisa... Also, Meredith who? This disengaged queen disengaged from appearing in the reunion it seems but hey she's staying on brand right? Lastly, we could resist doing a little Birthday Shot for Chase, so out came the Shotski! Cheers to everyone having a great week!