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Each week Ross Patterson shares his wildly unique views on pop culture, entertainment, and sports.

Ross Patterson


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    Episode 737 - Fisting Birds

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 23, 2021 91:46

    Jessie, Eric Tansey, and the producers talk about who their celebrity hall pass would be, what "micro-cheating" means, and breaking down the news that Brian Laundrie shot himself in the Florida wilderness.    Go to ghostbed.com/drinkinbros and use code DRINKINBROS for 30% off EVERYTHING (Mattresses, Adjustable Base, and more) -- plus a 101 Night Sleep Trial and Mattresses Made in the USA!   Go to CardoMAX.com and use promo code NOONERS, and you get 30% off your next four orders.

    Episode 736 - Biggest Assassination In Memphis History?

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 18, 2021 72:14

    Giorgio and Dan break down the Young Dolph hit for Rob and Jessie, who are too old and white to understand what is happening -- plus everyone from the film 'Rust' is suing Alec Baldwin because they want to get paid.   Go to ghostbed.com/drinkinbros and use code DRINKINBROS for 30% off EVERYTHING (Mattresses, Adjustable Base, and more) -- plus a 101 Night Sleep Trial and Mattresses Made in the USA!   Go to CardoMAX.com and use promo code NOONERS, and you get 30% off your next four orders.   Go to Amazon.com/NOONERS to try Amazon Music Unlimited FREE for THREE months!   For a limited time, Aura is offering our listeners up to 40% off plans when you visit Aura.com/NOONERS.

    Episode 735 - Kyle Rittenhouse Trial For Dummies

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 16, 2021 84:48

    Former police officer Eric Tansey breaks down the Kyle Rittenhouse case and how he thinks the verdict will go -- plus there's no way Jake Gyllenhaal cares about Taylor Swift's new music video, and Britney Spears is finally free.   Go to ghostbed.com/drinkinbros and use code DRINKINBROS for 30% off EVERYTHING (Mattresses, Adjustable Base, and more) -- plus a 101 Night Sleep Trial and Mattresses Made in the USA!   Go to CardoMAX.com and use promo code NOONERS, and you get 30% off your next four orders.   Get 10% off plus Free Shipping at HelloTushy.com/Revolution   Get your first refill FREE at getquip.com/NOONERS.

    Episode 734 - Blow A Veteran Today

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 11, 2021 61:26

    Demi Lovato has created her own sex toy, Jessie could have committed a murder she has always wanted to but exercised some self-control, new house builds love to rip you off, and happy Veteran's Day to Dennis Rader and all the other Vets out there.   Go to ghostbed.com/drinkinbros and use code DRINKINBROS for 30% off EVERYTHING (Mattresses, Adjustable Base, and more) -- plus a 101 Night Sleep Trial and Mattresses Made in the USA!   Go to CardoMAX.com and use promo code NOONERS, and you get 30% off your next four orders.  

    Episode 733 - The Devil Went Down to Astroworld

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 9, 2021 70:26

    Travis Scott has somehow not been canceled yet for getting eight people killed at his Astroworld concert, Hilaria Baldwin can't stop posting cringe on Instagram, and everyone is mad at Chris Pratt for his own Instagram cringe post about his wife.   Go to ghostbed.com/drinkinbros and use code DRINKINBROS for 30% off EVERYTHING (Mattresses, Adjustable Base, and more) -- plus a 101 Night Sleep Trial and Mattresses Made in the USA!   Go to CardoMAX.com and use promo code NOONERS, and you get 30% off your next four orders.   Make this holiday season a little brighter with ShipStation. Just go to ShipStation.com, click on the microphone at the top of the page, and use offer code NOONERS. Our listeners can use our offer code, NOONERS, to get a 60-day free trial.

    Episode 732 - 12 Gallons of Milk

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 4, 2021 66:20

    CNN does a story on a family that somehow goes through twelve gallons of milk a week, Olivia Munn and John Mulaney are probably through, Aaron Rodgers tried to heal his COVID with herbs and crystals — plus a woman convinced her husband he had Alzheimer's so she could steal money from her him.   Go to ghostbed.com/drinkinbros and use code DRINKINBROS for 30% off EVERYTHING (Mattresses, Adjustable Base, and more) -- plus a 101 Night Sleep Trial and Mattresses Made in the USA!   For a limited time, Aura is offering our listeners up to 40% off plans when you visit Aura.com/NOONERS    Get better hydration today, go to LiquidIV.com and get 25% off ANYTHING you order when you use promo code NOONERS.   Go to CardoMax.com and use promo code NOONERS, and you get Buy One Get One FREE on your first order.

    Episode 731 - Can We Cancel Alec Baldwin Yet?

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 2, 2021 63:12

    Alec Baldwin somehow still isn't canceled, Chrissy Teigen has become un-canceled for some reason, a ridiculous murder has occurred near our studio, and a woman sues Kellogg's because they don't have real strawberries in their Pop-Tarts.   Go to ghostbed.com/drinkinbros and use code DRINKINBROS for 30% off EVERYTHING (Mattresses, Adjustable Base, and more) -- plus a 101 Night Sleep Trial and Mattresses Made in the USA!   Go to CardoMax.com and use promo code NOONERS, and you get Buy One Get One FREE on your first order.   For a limited time, Aura is offering our listeners up to 40% off plans when you visit Aura.com/NOONERS 

    Episode 730 - To Infinity And Beyond

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 28, 2021 62:08

    Jessie goes solo to talk about how Brian Laundrie might have died and why people should stop living in vans together (unless they want to murder/be murdered), the new Buzz Lightyear movie looks awful, and a very special guest from Squid Game joins the show.    Go to ghostbed.com/drinkinbros and use code DRINKINBROS for 30% off EVERYTHING (Mattresses, Adjustable Base, and more) -- plus a 101 Night Sleep Trial and Mattresses Made in the USA!   Go to CardoMax.com and use promo code NOONERS, and you get Buy One Get One FREE on your first order.   Go to JoinCrowdHealth.com/fit and enter code NOONERS at sign up. For a limited time, our listeners get their first month free - AND, after you've been a member, CrowdHealth will include a Fitness Wearable. That's 30 days to try risk-free plus the Fitness Wearable.

    Episode 729 - People Are Hoarding Food

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 19, 2021 69:42


    Brian Laundrie is still on the loose and is definitely never getting caught, Ross and Jessie talk about how drunk and high they'll be getting once they're empty-nesters, and Aaron Sorkin's new Lucille Ball and Desi Arnez movie looks kind of weird.    Go to ghostbed.com/drinkinbros and use code DRINKINBROS for 30% off EVERYTHING (Mattresses, Adjustable Base, and more) -- plus a 101 Night Sleep Trial and Mattresses Made in the USA!   Go to CardoMax.com and use promo code NOONERS, and you get Buy One Get One FREE on your first order.   If you go to GetQUIP.com/NOONERS, RIGHT NOW, you'll get your first refill FREE.


    Episode 728 - I Want A Robin Williams Biopic

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 14, 2021 72:06


    Reacting to the incredible Robin Williams biopic test footage on YouTube, William Shatner's trip to space at 90 years old, George Takei criticizing Shatner for going to space despite maybe being a kid diddler, and Bobby Flay asking Food Network for 100 million.    Go to ghostbed.com/drinkinbros and use code DRINKINBROS for 30% off EVERYTHING (Mattresses, Adjustable Base, and more) -- plus a 101 Night Sleep Trial and Mattresses Made in the USA!   Go to CardoMax.com and use promo code NOONERS, and you get Buy One Get One FREE on your first order.   Start washing with a TUSHY bidet for a better clean. Go to HELLOTUSHY.com/REVOLUTION to get 10% OFF PLUS FREE SHIPPING.


    Episode 727 - Dog The Bounty Hunter Quits

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 12, 2021 75:48

    Dog the Bounty Hunter was forced to quit his search for Brian Laundrie after being injured on the hunt, Tom Cruise looked troublingly mortal (and kind of like Norm MacDonald) at a San Francisco Giants game, and Jon Gruden was fired over some old, not-so-great emails.   Go to ghostbed.com/drinkinbros and use code DRINKINBROS for 30% off EVERYTHING (Mattresses, Adjustable Base, and more) -- plus a 101 Night Sleep Trial and Mattresses Made in the USA!   Go to CardoMax.com and use promo code NOONERS, and you get Buy One Get One FREE on your first order.

    Episode 726 - Brian Laundrie On The Move

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 7, 2021 87:58

    Gabby Petito's killer, Brian Laundrie is on the movie somewhere in North Carolina and now his dad Chris Laundrie has joined in on the hunt -- plus Jessie and Ross cold read awful Instagram captions and a Crime Corner featuring a mugshot of what is clearly a human being transitioning into a demon.   Go to ghostbed.com/drinkinbros and use code DRINKINBROS for 30% off EVERYTHING (Mattresses, Adjustable Base, and more) -- plus a 101 Night Sleep Trial and Mattresses Made in the USA!   Go to CardoMax.com and use promo code NOONERS, and you get Buy One Get One FREE on your first order.   Go to HelloFresh.com/Revolution14 and use code revolution14 for up to 14 free meals, including free shipping!   For a limited time, Aura is offering our listeners up to 40% off plans when you visit Aura.com/NOONERS.

    Episode 725 - The Prequel Syndrome

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 5, 2021 81:04


    Hollywood has run out of ideas and 'The Many Saints of Newark' is the latest example (also James Gandolfini's kid is not a good actor), William Shatner has announced he will be traveling to outer space, and comedian Sarah Silverman says that only Jewish people should play Jewish characters on TV and in movies.    Go to ghostbed.com/drinkinbros and use code DRINKINBROS for 30% off EVERYTHING (Mattresses, Adjustable Base, and more) -- plus a 101 Night Sleep Trial and Mattresses Made in the USA!   Go to CardoMax.com and use promo code NOONERS, and you get Buy One Get One FREE on your first order.   Start washing with a TUSHY bidet for a better clean. Go to HELLOTUSHY.com/REVOLUTION to get 10% OFF PLUS FREE SHIPPING.


    Episode 724 - Dog The Bounty Hunter Is On The Case

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 30, 2021 81:56

    Ross and Jessie follow live as Dog the Bounty Hunter tracks down Gabby Petito's alleged killer, Brian Laundrie, through the swamps of Florida -- plus a California woman started a wildfire while boiling bear urine and Mayim Bialik is kind of a huge b*tch.   Go to ghostbed.com/drinkinbros and use code DRINKINBROS for 30% off EVERYTHING (Mattresses, Adjustable Base, and more) -- plus a 101 Night Sleep Trial and Mattresses Made in the USA!   Go to CardoMax.com and use promo code NOONERS, and you get Buy One Get One FREE on your first order.   Start getting rewards for brushing your teeth today, go to GETQUIP.com/NOONERS, RIGHT NOW, to save $10 on a quip Smart Electric Toothbrush.

    Episode 723 - Cosby Has R. Kelly‘s Back

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 29, 2021 71:40

    Bill Cosby goes to bat for fellow convicted sex offender R. Kelly, YouTube vows to delete all anti-vaccine content on its website, Kyrie Irving is getting deep into conspiracy theories about COVID, and trick or treating kids are being given strong edibles for Halloween, apparently.   Go to ghostbed.com/drinkinbros and use code DRINKINBROS for 30% off EVERYTHING (Mattresses, Adjustable Base, and more) -- plus a 101 Night Sleep Trial and Mattresses Made in the USA!   Go to CardoMax.com and use promo code NOONERS, and you get Buy One Get One FREE on your first order.   Get better hydration today, go to LiquidIV.com and get 25% off ANYTHING you order when you use promo code NOONERS.

    Episode 722 - Howard Stern vs. Joe Rogan

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 23, 2021 90:28

    Breaking down Howard Stern's angry rant about Joe Rogan refusing to take the COVID vaccine, a dad in California was called racist for yelling something weird and random during a little league game, and the latest on social media influencer Gabby Petito's boyfriend and killer Brian Laundrie, who has apparently disappeared into the woods.    Go to ghostbed.com/drinkinbros and use code DRINKINBROS for 30% off EVERYTHING (Mattresses, Adjustable Base, and more) -- plus a 101 Night Sleep Trial and Mattresses Made in the USA!   Go to CardoMax.com and use promo code NOONERS, and you get Buy One Get One FREE on your first order.   For a limited time, new customers can try Amazon Music Unlimited FREE for 30 days. No credit card required! Just go to Amazon.com/NOONERS.

    Episode 721 - Missing White Girl Syndrome

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 21, 2021 88:38


    Who killed Instagram influencer Gabby Petito? Who was behind the murders of prominent South Carolina family members Maggie Murdaugh and her son Paul Murdaugh? Jessie Wiseman and Ross Patterson break down the two biggest murder stories of the year to date.   Go to ghostbed.com/drinkinbros and use code DRINKINBROS for 30% off EVERYTHING (Mattresses, Adjustable Base, and more) -- plus a 101 Night Sleep Trial and Mattresses Made in the USA!   Go to CardoMax.com and use promo code NOONERS, and you get Buy One Get One FREE on your first order.   Go to JoinCrowdHealth.com/fit and enter code NOONERS at sign up. For a limited time, our listeners get their first month free - AND, after you've been a member, CrowdHealth will include a Fitness Wearable. That's 30 days to try risk free plus the Fitness Wearable.


    Episode 720 - Nicki Minaj Goes Scorched Earth

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 16, 2021 86:46


    Rapper Nicki Minaj claimed that the COVID-19 vaccine hurt her cousin's friend's testicles, the rapper then destroyed Joy-Ann Reid on Twitter after the MSNBC commentator said she was disappointed in Minaj -- plus a Utah woman somehow got scammed into shaving her head by a text message and Ken Jennings is Jeopardy's new host.   Go to ghostbed.com/drinkinbros and use code DRINKINBROS for 30% off EVERYTHING (Mattresses, Adjustable Base, and more) -- plus a 101 Night Sleep Trial and Mattresses Made in the USA!   Start washing with a TUSHY bidet for a better clean. Go to HELLOTUSHY.com/REVOLUTION to get 10% OFF PLUS FREE SHIPPING.   Get better hydration today, go to LiquidIV.com and get 25% off ANYTHING you order when you use promo code NOONERS.


    Episode 719 - Tax The Rich

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 14, 2021 81:08


    AOC wore a dress that said ‘Tax the Rich' to the Met Gala because she has no sense of irony, Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lopez made out with masks on at a Met Gala after-party, Amazon and Jeff Bezos are scanning our hands at Whole Foods now, and Jessie is furious that football is on every night of the week.   Go to ghostbed.com/drinkinbros and use code DRINKINBROS for 30% off EVERYTHING (Mattresses, Adjustable Base, and more) -- plus a 101 Night Sleep Trial and Mattresses Made in the USA!   Go to CardoMax.com and use promo code NOONERS, and you get Buy One Get One FREE on your first order.   Download the DraftKings Sportsbook app NOW and use promo code BROS to receive $200 in FREE bets when you place a $1 bet on any football game!   Just go to Stamps.com, click on the Microphone at the TOP of the homepage and type in NOONERS. Stop wasting time going to the Post office and go to Stamps.com instead.   Go to GetRoman.com/NOONERS now, you'll get $15 off your first month.


    Episode 718 - We Freed Britney

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 9, 2021 78:48

    Britney Spears is finally being released from her dad Jamie Spears' conservatorship, John Mulaney definitely cheated on his now ex-wife with Olivia Munn and he lied about the timeline on Late Night with Seth Meyers — plus a Crime Corner involving a serial lizard thief.   Go to ghostbed.com/drinkinbros and use code DRINKINBROS for 30% off EVERYTHING (Mattresses, Adjustable Base, and more) -- plus a 101 Night Sleep Trial and Mattresses Made in the USA!   Go to CardoMax.com and use promo code NOONERS, and you get Buy One Get One FREE on your first order.   Head to Policygenius.com/NOONERS to get started right now. Policygenius. When it comes to insurance, it's nice to get it right.   To get 15% off your first order and free shipping go to MeUndies.com/NOONERS.

    Episode 717 - Hate Thy Neighbor

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 7, 2021 79:42

    Ross and Jessie's neighbors decided to start building a guest house on their property at 4:30 a.m. this morning because their son can't find a job and just wants to live on his parents' property. This makes Ross unhappy. Plus whose album was better? Drake's or Kanye's? And RIP Michael K. Williams aka Omar from ‘The Wire'.   Go to ghostbed.com/drinkinbros and use code DRINKINBROS for 30% off EVERYTHING (Mattresses, Adjustable Base, and more) -- plus a 101 Night Sleep Trial and Mattresses Made in the USA!   Go to CardoMax.com and use promo code NOONERS, and you get Buy One Get One FREE on your first order.   Download the DraftKings Sportsbook app NOW and use promo code BROS to receive $200 in FREE bets when you place a $1 bet on any football game! And get a free shot at a MILLION DOLLAR top prize with your first deposit!   For a limited time, new customers can try Amazon Music Unlimited FREE for 30 days. No credit card required! Just go to Amazon.com/NOONERS.

    Episode 716 - Let‘s Take Horse Dewormer!

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 2, 2021 75:50

    Joe Rogan's curing his Covid ails with some Illuminati medicine cocktail, REAL (Ohio State) football is back tonight along with a new Drake album, Pickleball has captivated the state of Texas, Labor Day weekend is about to be in full swing, and a Fresno man learns not to jerk and drive in this week's crime corner.   Go to ghostbed.com/drinkinbros and use code DRINKINBROS for 30% off EVERYTHING (Mattresses, Adjustable Base, and more) -- plus a 101 Night Sleep Trial and Mattresses Made in the USA!   Go to CardoMax.com and use promo code NOONERS, and you get Buy One Get One FREE on your first order.

    Episode 715 - The Fake High School

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 31, 2021 79:08

    A literal fake high school (Bishop Sycamore) somehow conned their way into playing a football game on ESPN against IMG Academy, Kanye West's new album Donda is actually great, and the possibilities of Drinkin' Bros opening a bar at the new studio.    Go to ghostbed.com/drinkinbros and use code DRINKINBROS for 30% off EVERYTHING (Mattresses, Adjustable Base, and more) -- plus a 101 Night Sleep Trial and Mattresses Made in the USA!   Go to CardoMax.com and use promo code NOONERS, and you get Buy One Get One FREE on your first order.   Go to GetRoman.com/NOONERS today and if you're prescribed, get 50% off your first month of ED treatment.

    Episode 714 - Justice For Bob Ross

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 26, 2021 77:32


    The new Bob Ross documentary on Netflix gets real sexy and real weird, a Houston girl who looks like she should be in a sorority lit a couple on fire and killed the husband, Kanye West is changing his name to Ye, and for some reason Kristen Stewart is playing Princess Diana in a new movie.   Go to ghostbed.com/drinkinbros and use code DRINKINBROS for 30% off EVERYTHING (Mattresses, Adjustable Base, and more) -- plus a 101 Night Sleep Trial and Mattresses Made in the USA!   Go to CardoMax.com and use promo code NOONERS, and you get Buy One Get One FREE on your first order.   For a limited time, new customers can try Amazon Music Unlimited FREE for 30 days. No credit card required! Just go to Amazon.com/NOONERS.


    Episode 713 - Havana Syndrome

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 24, 2021 79:27


    Kamala Harris's staffers are experiencing Havana Syndrome after a trip to Vietnam, Mike Richards is officially canceled as the host of Jeopardy!, Ross finds out that Rolling Stones drummer Charlie Watts died live on air, and Ross recaps his and Giorgio's tattoo bet over the Jake Paul vs. Tyron Woodley fight.   Go to ghostbed.com/drinkinbros and use code DRINKINBROS for 30% off EVERYTHING (Mattresses, Adjustable Base, and more) -- plus a 101 Night Sleep Trial and Mattresses Made in the USA!   Go to CardoMax.com and use promo code NOONERS, and you get Buy One Get One FREE on your first order.   Start getting rewards for brushing your teeth today, go to GETQUIP.com/NOONERS, RIGHT NOW, to save $10 on a quip Smart Electric Toothbrush.


    Episode 712 - Don't Forget Your Third Booster

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 19, 2021 89:14


    The CDC is going to ask people to take a third COVID booster shot, the media is turning on Joe Biden over Afghanistan, Texas governor Greg Abbott got COVID, and Ross discovered Greg Gutfeld's show on Fox News that is apparently crushing all the traditional late-night shows.   Go to ghostbed.com/drinkinbros and use code DRINKINBROS for 30% off EVERYTHING (Mattresses, Adjustable Base, and more) -- plus a 101 Night Sleep Trial and Mattresses Made in the USA!   Go to CardoMax.com and use promo code NOONERS, and you get Buy One Get One FREE on your first order.   Go to GetRoman.com/NOONERS today and if you're prescribed, get 50% off your first month of ED treatment.


    Episode 711 - First Day Of School

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 17, 2021 57:20

    Kids are going back to school in Texas without masks thanks to Governor Greg Abbott, Naomi Osaka cries at a press conference because someone asked her a question she thought was mean, Britney Spears posted on Instagram that she opened a door with her mind, Ryan Reynolds' new movie ‘Free Guy' looked awful but ended up being great, and Jessie called the ‘White Lotus' finale.   Go to ghostbed.com/drinkinbros and use code DRINKINBROS for 30% off EVERYTHING (Mattresses, Adjustable Base, and more) -- plus a 101 Night Sleep Trial and Mattresses Made in the USA!   Go to CardoMax.com and use promo code NOONERS, and you get Buy One Get One FREE on your first order.

    Episode 666 - The Goth Episode

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 12, 2021 67:14

    These are the best goth tattoos and the most goth ways to off yourself according to Goth Ross and Goth Jessie. The lost 666 Goth Episode finally sees daylight.   Go to ghostbed.com/drinkinbros and use code DRINKINBROS for 30% off EVERYTHING (Mattresses, Adjustable Base, and more) -- plus a 101 Night Sleep Trial and Mattresses Made in the USA!   Go to CardoMax.com and use promo code NOONERS, and you get Buy One Get One FREE on your first order.   Go to Stamps.com, click on the Microphone at the TOP of the homepage, and type in NOONERS. Stamps.com saves businesses thousands of hours and tons of money every year.   Head to Policygenius.com/NOONERS to get started right now. Policygenius: When it comes to insurance, it's nice to get it right.

    Episode 710 - Andrew Cuomo Resigns

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 10, 2021 95:10

    New York governor Andrew Cuomo has officially announced his resignation over the sexual harassment allegations against him (after telling the world he isn't a pervert, just Italian), the new Jeopardy! host Mike Richards has some old lawsuits from his time at The Price is Right dug up, and Truly seltzer ran out of aluminum cans for their seltzer.   Go to ghostbed.com/drinkinbros and use code DRINKINBROS for 30% off EVERYTHING (Mattresses, Adjustable Base, and more) -- plus a 101 Night Sleep Trial and Mattresses Made in the USA!   Go to CardoMax.com and use promo code NOONERS, and you get Buy One Get One FREE on your first order.   Get better hydration today, go to LiquidIV.com and get 25% off ANYTHING you order when you use promo code NOONERS.

    Episode 709 - South Park Gets A Mega Deal

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 5, 2021 71:24


    South Park creators Trey Parker and Matt Stone signed a $900 million deal to make 14 movies for Paramount+ and take their show into its 30th season, Kanye West is getting weirder and creepier every day that he lives in the bowels of Mercedes-Benz Stadium, Dr. Dre is a deadbeat dad, and Bill Gates goes on CNN to explain to Anderson Cooper how good of friends he was with Jeffrey Epstein.   Go to ghostbed.com/drinkinbros and use code DRINKINBROS for 30% off EVERYTHING (Mattresses, Adjustable Base, and more) -- plus a 101 Night Sleep Trial and Mattresses Made in the USA!   Go to CardoMax.com and use promo code NOONERS, and you get Buy One Get One FREE on your first order.   Go to HelloFresh.com/Revolution14 and use code REVOLUTION14 for up to 14 free meals plus free shipping!”


    Episode 708 - A Catch With My Dad

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 4, 2021 61:44

    Kanye West is spending a million dollars a day to live at the Mercedes-Benz Stadium in Atlanta, Simone Biles explains why she dropped out of the Olympics for a week, Giorgio recounts his Steel Reserve blackout, and a spoiled rich kid gets duct-taped to his chair on a Frontier Airlines flight because he grabbed a flight attendant's private parts.   Go to ghostbed.com/drinkinbros and use code DRINKINBROS for 30% off EVERYTHING (Mattresses, Adjustable Base, and more) -- plus a 101 Night Sleep Trial and Mattresses Made in the USA!   Go to CardoMax.com and use promo code NOONERS, and you get Buy One Get One FREE on your first order.   To get 15% off your first order and free shipping go to MeUndies.com/NOONERS  

    Episode 707 - Fred Durst's New Look

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 3, 2021 89:12

    Ross and Jessie talk about Fred Durst's new look, HBO and Netflix building offices in Austin, Simone Biles winning Bronze in her return to the Olympics, Matt Damon's ill-advised article on using gay slurs, and New York Governor Andrew Cuomo refusing to resign despite the Attorney General announcing that he definitely sexually harassed women.   Go to ghostbed.com/drinkinbros and use code DRINKINBROS for 30% off EVERYTHING (Mattresses, Adjustable Base, and more) -- plus a 101 Night Sleep Trial and Mattresses Made in the USA!   Go to CardoMax.com and use promo code NOONERS, and you get Buy One Get One FREE on your first order.   To get 15% off your first order and free shipping go to MeUndies.com/NOONERS

    Episode 706 - Sunni Lee Wins Gold

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 29, 2021 85:14

    Ross and Jessie celebrate American gymnast Sunni Lee's gold medal win in the women's individual all-around, Jessie is disgusted at Jared Leto's newest film look, Ross talks about the website Gawker coming back, and Jessie hates deep dish pizza.   Go to ghostbed.com/drinkinbros and use code DRINKINBROS for 30% off EVERYTHING (Mattresses, Adjustable Base, and more) -- plus a 101 Night Sleep Trial and Mattresses Made in the USA!   Go to CardoMax.com and use promo code NOONERS, and you get Buy One Get One FREE on your first order.   For a limited time, new customers can try Amazon Music Unlimited FREE for 30 days. No credit card required! Just go to Amazon.com/NOONERS.

    Episode 705 - Simone Biles Quits

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 27, 2021 91:53


    Ross and Jessie discuss US gymnastics superstar Simone Biles leaving the team due to "mental health" reasons, the Woodstock doc on HBO, why AI was used in the new Anthony Bourdain movie, sad A-Rod vs Beniffer on dueling yachts, and Papa G gets the highest we've ever seen him on the show.


    Episode 704 - Dr. Dre Loses Big

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 22, 2021 94:08

    Ross and Jessie break down how much money Dr. Dre's wife is getting from him in their divorce, Harvey Weinstein looking like a dead body in court in LA, how terrible Ben Affleck and Matt Damon's new movie looks, and Ross reads Giorgio's Tinder sexts to a 50-year-old woman.   Go to ghostbed.com/drinkinbros and use code DRINKINBROS for 30% off EVERYTHING (Mattresses, Adjustable Base, and more) -- plus a 101 Night Sleep Trial and Mattresses Made in the USA!   The best hot sauce ever created is at Truff.com   Go to CardoMax.com and use promo code NOONERS, and you get Buy One Get One FREE on your first order.

    Episode 703 - Jeff Bezos' Phallus Fantasy

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 20, 2021 79:46


    Ross and Jessie give their thoughts on Jeff Bezos putting just the tip of his little dink rocket into space, Wally Funk becoming the oldest person to ever go to outer space, Tarek El Moussa's and Christina Haack's super messy post-divorce lives and if 'Flip or Flop' will survive, Prince Harry's new book deal, and the world's worst Gmail address.    Go to ghostbed.com/drinkinbros and use code DRINKINBROS for 30% off EVERYTHING (Mattresses, Adjustable Base, and more) -- plus a 101 Night Sleep Trial and Mattresses Made in the USA!   Go to CardoMax.com and use promo code NOONERS, and you get Buy One Get One FREE on your first order.


    Episode 702 - The Cult Of AEW

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 15, 2021 94:28

    Ross and Jessie break down Chrissy Teigen's latest statement on what it feels like to be canceled and how alone she feels now, Ross talks about going to the AEW pro wrestling match in Austin with his kid last night and how outrageous the show was, and Jessie asks Ross if he'd one day go hunt rhino poachers.   Go to ghostbed.com/drinkinbros and use code DRINKINBROS for 30% off EVERYTHING (Mattresses, Adjustable Base, and more) -- plus a 101 Night Sleep Trial and Mattresses Made in the USA!   Go to CardoMax.com and use promo code NOONERS, and you get Buy One Get One FREE on your first order.   Go to HelloFresh.com/Revolution14 and use code REVOLUTION14 for up to 14 free meals plus free shipping!”   Policygenius. When it comes to insurance, it's nice to get it right. Head to Policygenius.com to get started right now. Tell them RPR sent you.   Go to Babbel.com and use code NOONERS for an extra 3 months free!

    Episode 701 - The Sixth Sense Penis

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 13, 2021 93:10


    Ross and Jessie break down this year's Emmy nominations, the new Anthony Bourdain documentary ‘Roadrunner', the biggest dong in the history of earth being shown in the new Netflix show ‘Sex Life', Hilaria Baldwin popping back up, and Popeye's being accused of hoarding chicken for their new spicy nuggets.


    Episode 700 - Special Guests Danny Trejo and Donal Logue

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 8, 2021 67:22


    Ross sits down with the legendary Danny Trejo and Donal Logue to discuss their new book about the crazy life of Danny Trejo, why the movie Poolboy saved his life, whether or Ross and Jessie's favorite tv show "Terriers" is coming back, and Danny's career as a boxer in prison.   Go to ghostbed.com/drinkinbros and use code DRINKINBROS for 30% off EVERYTHING (Mattresses, Adjustable Base, and more) -- plus a 101 Night Sleep Trial and Mattresses Made in the USA!   Go to CardoMax.com and use promo code NOONERS, and you get Buy One Get One FREE on your first order.   Go to HelloFresh.com/Revolution14 and use code REVOLUTION14 for up to 14 free meals plus free shipping!”


    Episode 699 - 4th Of July Hangover

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 6, 2021 72:24

    Ross and Jessie break down the argument Jessie got into with the lamest 12-year-old boy alive during a fireworks show on the Fourth of July, how exhausted Olivia Wilde must be dating Harry Styles, and why there's nothing wrong with Zach Braff dating Florence Pugh.   Go to ghostbed.com/drinkinbros and use code DRINKINBROS for 30% off EVERYTHING (Mattresses, Adjustable Base, and more) -- plus a 101 Night Sleep Trial and Mattresses Made in the USA!   Go to CardoMax.com and use promo code NOONERS, and you get Buy One Get One FREE on your first order.

    Episode 698 - A Sex Cult Seems Fun

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 1, 2021 73:02


    Ross and Jessie get into the latest news on actress Allison Mack's sentencing for her role with the Nexium sex cult and why starting a sex cult might be fun, Bill Cosby being released from prison despite raping 60 women because of prosecutorial incompetence, Meghan McCain announcing she's leaving ‘The View', and what will happen if and when Hawks fans and Suns fans get to fight each other in the stands during the NBA Finals.   Go to ghostbed.com/drinkinbros and use code DRINKINBROS for 30% off EVERYTHING (Mattresses, Adjustable Base, and more) -- plus a 101 Night Sleep Trial and Mattresses Made in the USA!   Go to CardoMax.com and use promo code NOONERS, and you get Buy One Get One FREE on your first order   Go to Babbel.com and use code NOONERS for an extra 3 months free!


    Episode 697 - The Delta Variant

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 29, 2021 79:25


    Ross and Jessie break down how the government is responding to the COVID Delta Variant, the hottest old grannies in Hollywood, Jason Bateman and Will Arnett getting $80 million from Amazon for the podcast they just created less than a year ago, Dr. Jill Biden being on the cover of Vogue but not Melania Trump, and Meghan McCain's cringe Instagram post about Britney Spears.   Go to ghostbed.com/drinkinbros and use code DRINKINBROS for 30% off EVERYTHING (Mattresses, Adjustable Base, and more) -- plus a 101 Night Sleep Trial and Mattresses Made in the USA!   Go to CardoMax.com and use promo code NOONERS, and you get Buy One Get One FREE on your first order.   Get 15% off site-wide plus FREE shipping with promo code RPR at Truff.com


    Episode 696 - Worst TV Characters Ever

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 24, 2021 78:10

    Ross and Jessie give their thoughts on Britney Spears's latest attempt to try to get out of her conservatorship, how unlikable Kate Winslet's character in Mare of Easttown, John McAfee's suicide and his last Instagram post, and IKEA's accidentally super racist Juneteenth menu.   Go to ghostbed.com/drinkinbros and use code DRINKINBROS for 30% off EVERYTHING (Mattresses, Adjustable Base, and more) -- plus a 101 Night Sleep Trial and Mattresses Made in the USA!   Go to CardoMax.com and use promo code NOONERS, and you get Buy One Get One FREE on your first order.   Get 25% off ANYTHING you order at LIQUIDIV.com, promo code NOONERS

    Episode 695 - Two In The Pink

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 22, 2021 93:21

    Ross and Jessie break down the latest in news and entertainment including Brendan Fraser's shocking new look, the new Pink documentary and if being married to a woman as rich as Pink would be terrible, the chicken wing and rosé shortage, if Dan has shed his DelCo heritage or if he's still trash, and Walmart going full robot.   Go to ghostbed.com/drinkinbros and use code DRINKINBROS for 30% off EVERYTHING (Mattresses, Adjustable Base, and more) -- plus a 101 Night Sleep Trial and Mattresses Made in the USA!   Go to CardoMax.com and use promo code NOONERS, and you get Buy One Get One FREE on your first order.   Go to Babbel.com and use code NOONERS for an extra 3 months free!  

    Failure To Stop Podcast Trailer

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 17, 2021 3:12

    Check out our new show "Failure To Stop" with former police officers Mike The Cop and Eric Tansey every Friday as they bring you behind the badge and let you know what real cops think vs what the media wants you to think about police. Download on whatever app you listen to podcasts.  Video is live 11am EST on Mike The Cop's YouTube channel.  

    Episode 694 - Ross and Jessie Get Robbed

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 17, 2021 91:19

    Ross and Jessie give more updates on the ongoing fraud case they have against the pool company that tried to rip them off and then literally robbed them, Ross explains why Ben Affleck went back to J-Lo, and Jessie brings a new cringe corner involving a Real Housewife's terrible new pop single.   Go to ghostbed.com/drinkinbros and use code DRINKINBROS for 30% off EVERYTHING (Mattresses, Adjustable Base, and more) -- plus a 101 Night Sleep Trial and Mattresses Made in the USA!   Go to CardoMax.com and use promo code NOONERS, and you get Buy One Get One FREE on your first order.   Get 25% off ANYTHING you order at LIQUIDIV.com, promo code NOONERS

    Episode 693 - Are We Headed For A Recession?

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 15, 2021 81:30


    Ross and Jessie talk about an intense sex dream Ross had last night, Lin-Manuel Miranda getting canceled for not having enough Afro-Latino cast members in ‘In the Heights', why Jessie hates the new female hosts of ‘The Bachelorette, and how ridiculously hard Kiefer Sutherland likes to party.   Go to ghostbed.com/drinkinbros and use code DRINKINBROS for 30% off EVERYTHING (Mattresses, Adjustable Base, and more) -- plus a 101 Night Sleep Trial and Mattresses Made in the USA!   Go to CardoMax.com and use promo code NOONERS, and you get Buy One Get One FREE on your first order   Go to Babbel.com and use code NOONERS for an extra 3 months free   For a limited time, get 15% off your pair of Ultimate Ears FITS True Wireless Earbuds at ue.com/fits. Just use promo code NOONERS at checkout


    Episode 692 - Bezos To Space

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 10, 2021 72:24


    Ross and Jessie give their thoughts on Jeff Bezos going to space and what other billionaires they would like to have leave the planet, Kanye West's new girlfriend and if he will become the stepdad to Bradley Cooper's kid, and why Ross wants to have Buzz Aldrin on the show so bad.   Go to ghostbed.com/drinkinbros and use code DRINKINBROS for 30% off EVERYTHING (Mattresses, Adjustable Base, and more) -- plus a 101 Night Sleep Trial and Mattresses Made in the USA!   Go to CardoMax.com and use promo code NOONERS, and you get Buy One Get One FREE on your first order


    Episode 691 - Thank You USAA

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 8, 2021 76:36


    Ross and Jessie give their thoughts on the Floyd Mayweather-Logan Paul fight and why Ross didn't hit the after party, Chuck Liddell and Jake Paul talking to each other at the fight, David Spade hosting bachelor in paradise, a mom who told her teen son to masturbate into condoms, and Ellie Kemper's apology.   Go to ghostbed.com/drinkinbros and use code DRINKINBROS for 30% off EVERYTHING (Mattresses, Adjustable Base, and more) -- plus a 101 Night Sleep Trial and Mattresses Made in the USA!   Go to CardoMax.com and use promo code NOONERS, and you get Buy One Get One FREE on your first order   Go to HelloFresh.com/revolution12 and use code REVOLUTION12 for 12 free meals, including free shipping!


    Episode 690 - Jojo Siwa Had Too Much Pride

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 3, 2021 61:29

    Ross and Jessie a man OD'd at Jojo Siwa's Pride party, Jessie solves the Casey Anthony bar fight mystery, which awful human being celebrity would you bang, why AMC got greedy today, and Jables is back with an all new "Crime Corner"! ghostbed.com/drinkinbros cardomax.com promo code NOONERS for buy one get one free

    Episode 689 - Naomi Osaka Quits

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 1, 2021 85:44

    Ross and Jessie discuss tennis star Naomi Osaka quitting the French Open due to mental health problems, the "Friends" reunion on HBO, a movie that is being shot directly outside our house, the woman who pushed a bear over a wall to save her dogs, and Casey Anthony gets into a bar fight. ghostbed.com/drinkinbros cardomax.com promo code NOONERS 

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