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Each week Ross Patterson shares his wildly unique views on pop culture, entertainment, and sports.

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    Episode 786 - Juneteenth Ice Cream

    Play Episode Listen Later May 24, 2022 84:14

    Walmart is in trouble for trying to profit off of Juneteenth with a Great Value ice cream flavor, Bill Maher and Ricky Gervais are trending for making jokes about trans people, there are three (!!!) Oscar winners in the new Thor movie because the only movies anyone makes anymore are from Marvel, and an Austin man was murdered by bees.   Buy Drinkin Bros' new HardAF Seltzer Here!   Go to ghostbed.com/drinkinbros and use code DRINKINBROS for 30% off EVERYTHING (Mattresses, Adjustable Base, and more) -- plus a 101 Night Sleep Trial and Mattresses Made in the USA!

    Episode 785 -Thirty-Four Dollar Chicken Wings?

    Play Episode Listen Later May 19, 2022 77:08

    Ross's daughter has been born, chicken wing prices are through the roof, Netflix is releasing movies in theaters now because they're broke, Disney backed up the truck to air XFL games, and Elon Musk thinks way too many of Twitter's users are bots.    Buy Drinkin Bros' new HardAF Seltzer Here!   Go to ghostbed.com/drinkinbros and use code DRINKINBROS for 30% off EVERYTHING (Mattresses, Adjustable Base, and more) -- plus a 101 Night Sleep Trial and Mattresses Made in the USA!   Get better hydration today, go to LiquidIV.com and get 25% off ANYTHING you order when you use promo code NOONERS.

    Episode 784 - Selective Racism

    Play Episode Listen Later May 17, 2022 82:17

    While Jessie gets ready to give birth Ross goes solo to talk about the Buffalo shooter vs. the Waukesha Christmas Parade attack and why the media handled the cases differently, Elon Musk's mom is on the cover of the 2022 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition, and the country is still out of baby formula.   Buy Drinkin Bros' new HardAF Seltzer Here!   Go to ghostbed.com/drinkinbros and use code DRINKINBROS for 30% off EVERYTHING (Mattresses, Adjustable Base, and more) -- plus a 101 Night Sleep Trial and Mattresses Made in the USA!

    Episode 783 - Gluing Yourself To Things

    Play Episode Listen Later May 12, 2022 97:58

    Succession actor James Cromwell superglued himself to a Starbucks counter to protest vegan milk costing more than regular milk, Patti Lupone was filmed screaming at an audience member at her Broadway show for not wearing their mask right, and we need to hypnotize Giorgio so he can recover horrible memories from his childhood.   Buy Drinkin Bros' new HardAF Seltzer Here!   Go to ghostbed.com/drinkinbros and use code DRINKINBROS for 30% off EVERYTHING (Mattresses, Adjustable Base, and more) -- plus a 101 Night Sleep Trial and Mattresses Made in the USA!

    Episode 782 - Alabama Fugitives Caught

    Play Episode Listen Later May 10, 2022 91:10

    The love story between Alabama prison guard Vicky White and her lover, convicted murderer Casey White, has reached a tragic conclusion. Vicky White, and love, have died. Plus Young Thug was arrested for helping his friends murder someone, Kendrick Lamar's new video is incredible, and the ACL lineup... kinda sucks.   Buy Drinkin Bros' new HardAF Seltzer Here!   Go to ghostbed.com/drinkinbros and use code DRINKINBROS for 30% off EVERYTHING (Mattresses, Adjustable Base, and more) -- plus a 101 Night Sleep Trial and Mattresses Made in the USA!   Get 20% off your first purchase of ANY Munk Pack product by visiting Munkpack.com and entering our code NOONERS at checkout.

    Episode 781 - Drake DMs Someone's Wife

    Play Episode Listen Later May 5, 2022 93:51

    Drake slid into a random woman's DM's to mess with her husband, Cardi B says she is a prisoner of fame and would give it all up (but not the money), the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue features a pregnant woman this year, and a British man grows a penis on his arm to replace the one he lost.   Buy Drinkin Bros' new HardAF Seltzer Here!   Go to ghostbed.com/drinkinbros and use code DRINKINBROS for 30% off EVERYTHING (Mattresses, Adjustable Base, and more) -- plus a 101 Night Sleep Trial and Mattresses Made in the USA!

    Episode 780 - The Gilded Age

    Play Episode Listen Later May 3, 2022 79:00

    The Met Gala once again looked creepily dystopian (but Jared Leto was beautiful), Pete Davidson deserves absolutely nothing that he has been given, and a female prison guard in Alabama broke her convicted murderer boyfriend out of the slammer and now the two are on the run.   Buy Drinkin Bros' new HardAF Seltzer Here!   Go to ghostbed.com/drinkinbros and use code DRINKINBROS for 30% off EVERYTHING (Mattresses, Adjustable Base, and more) -- plus a 101 Night Sleep Trial and Mattresses Made in the USA!

    Episode 779 - Ted Lasso Gets Petty

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 28, 2022 81:04

    Jason Sudeikis served ex-girlfriend Olivia Wilde with child custody papers while she was speaking on stage about her new film (starring new boyfriend Harry Styles), the Johnny Depp and Amber Heard trial keeps getting more and more hilarious, and a karate teacher in Florida tried to have sex with her 11-year-old student.   Buy Drinkin Bros' new HardAF Seltzer Here!   Go to ghostbed.com/drinkinbros and use code DRINKINBROS for 30% off EVERYTHING (Mattresses, Adjustable Base, and more) -- plus a 101 Night Sleep Trial and Mattresses Made in the USA!  

    Episode 778 - LEAKED Alec Baldwin 'Rust' Film Set Footage

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 26, 2022 83:22

    Breaking down the newly leaked police bodycam footage from the aftermath of Alec Baldwin's fatal shooting of Halyna Hutchins on the set of the film 'Rust' -- plus Howard Stern calls Johnny Depp a narcissist for televising his trial against Amber Heard.   Buy Drinkin Bros' new HardAF Seltzer Here!   Go to ghostbed.com/drinkinbros and use code DRINKINBROS for 30% off EVERYTHING (Mattresses, Adjustable Base, and more) -- plus a 101 Night Sleep Trial and Mattresses Made in the USA!

    Episode 777 - Mike Tyson Punches Man On Plane

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 21, 2022 69:08

    Mike Tyson beat up an annoying fan who wouldn't stop bothering him on a flight, Ezra Miller keeps beating up women in Hawaii, Johnny Depp keeps proving he never hit Amber Heard (and that she definitely DID hit him), and a kindergartner passed out some shots of tequila at school.   Buy Drinkin Bros' new HardAF Seltzer Here!   Go to ghostbed.com/drinkinbros and use code DRINKINBROS for 30% off EVERYTHING (Mattresses, Adjustable Base, and more) -- plus a 101 Night Sleep Trial and Mattresses Made in the USA!   Get 20% off your first purchase of ANY Munk Pack product by visiting Munkpack.com and entering our code NOONERS at checkout.

    Episode 776 - Johnny Depp Takes The Stand

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 19, 2022 95:44

    Johnny Depp is taking the stand in his defamation case against ex-wife Amber Heard, Lizzo was spotted boarding a private plane in a thong, influencers were abandoned in the desert at Coachella, and the Mexican Pizza is back at Taco Bell.   Buy Drinkin Bros' new HardAF Seltzer Here!   Go to ghostbed.com/drinkinbros and use code DRINKINBROS for 30% off EVERYTHING (Mattresses, Adjustable Base, and more) -- plus a 101 Night Sleep Trial and Mattresses Made in the USA!   Get better hydration today, go to LiquidIV.com and get 25% off ANYTHING you order when you use promo code NOONERS.   Go to GetRoman.com/NOONERS today, and if you're prescribed, get $15 off your first month of ED treatment.

    Episode 775 - Elon Musk Hostile Takeover

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 14, 2022 99:38

    Elon Musk has offered to buy all of Twitter and completely take it over, the Amber Heard - Johnny Depp trial is full of INSANE details about how abusive Amber Heard allegedly was, and (to bring it full circle), apparently Elon Musk is the father of Amber Heard's child.   Buy Drinkin Bros' new HardAF Seltzer Here!   Go to ghostbed.com/drinkinbros and use code DRINKINBROS for 30% off EVERYTHING (Mattresses, Adjustable Base, and more) -- plus a 101 Night Sleep Trial and Mattresses Made in the USA!

    Episode 774 - Britney Spears Is Pregnant

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 12, 2022 86:41

    Britney Spears has (semi-cryptically) announced that she is pregnant, Ben Affleck and J-Lo are engaged for a second time, Billy Ray Cyrus and Tish Cyrus are getting divorced, and Ryan Cabrerra threw a super cringe "rock star themed" wedding with WWE star Alexa Bliss.   Buy Drinkin Bros' new HardAF Seltzer Here!   Go to ghostbed.com/drinkinbros and use code DRINKINBROS for 30% off EVERYTHING (Mattresses, Adjustable Base, and more) -- plus a 101 Night Sleep Trial and Mattresses Made in the USA!   Get 20% off your first purchase of ANY Munk Pack product by visiting Munkpack.com and entering our code NOONERS at checkout.

    Episode 773 - Tiger Woods Is Back

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 7, 2022 88:40

    Tiger Woods is playing The Masters today, Southwest Airlines is trying to buy Spirit Airlines, Ross explains the best way to blackmail your child, Greg Abbott is sending illegal immigrants to Washington D.C., Beto O'Rourke has a weird mouth, and Gayle deserves to be as famous as Olivia Rodrigo.   Buy Drinkin Bros' new HardAF Seltzer Here!   Go to ghostbed.com/drinkinbros and use code DRINKINBROS for 30% off EVERYTHING (Mattresses, Adjustable Base, and more) -- plus a 101 Night Sleep Trial and Mattresses Made in the USA!   Get 20% off your first purchase of ANY Munk Pack product by visiting Munkpack.com and entering our code NOONERS at checkout.

    Episode 772 - Jared Leto Fakes Being Disabled

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 5, 2022 111:02

    Jared Leto pretended to be disabled on the set of ‘Morbius' because his method acting required him to use a wheelchair, Kanye West cancelled his Coachella show, BTS had a ‘Mission Impossible' themed Grammys performance for some reason, and blonde women filmed themselves waking up O.J. Simpson at 1 a.m.     Buy Drinkin Bros' new HardAF Seltzer Here!   Go to ghostbed.com/drinkinbros and use code DRINKINBROS for 30% off EVERYTHING (Mattresses, Adjustable Base, and more) -- plus a 101 Night Sleep Trial and Mattresses Made in the USA!   Go to HelloFresh.com/revolution16 and use code revolution16 for up to 16 free meals AND 3 free gifts

    Episode 771 - The Church Curse

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 31, 2022 74:42

    Eric Church is skipping his concert this weekend to go see his Tar Heels try to hand Coach K his final loss at Duke and his fans are pissed, Tiger Woods might be playing at The Masters after all, and a North Carolina couple abandoned their dog because they thought it was gay.   Buy Drinkin Bros' new HardAF Seltzer Here!   Go to ghostbed.com/drinkinbros and use code DRINKINBROS for 30% off EVERYTHING (Mattresses, Adjustable Base, and more) -- plus a 101 Night Sleep Trial and Mattresses Made in the USA!   Get better hydration today, go to LiquidIV.com and get 25% off ANYTHING you order when you use promo code NOONERS.

    Episode 770 - Chris Rock Ticket Prices Surge

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 29, 2022 80:52

    Will Smith's slap of Chris Rock at the Oscars has caused the comedian's ticket prices to surge, Jada Pinkett-Smith has some weird influence over Will Smith, Ezra Miller got into a bar fight in Hawaii because he hates karaoke, and why people are caring less and less about celebrities.   Buy Drinkin Bros' new HardAF Seltzer Here!   Go to ghostbed.com/drinkinbros and use code DRINKINBROS for 30% off EVERYTHING (Mattresses, Adjustable Base, and more) -- plus a 101 Night Sleep Trial and Mattresses Made in the USA!   Go to GetRoman.com/NOONERS today, and if you're prescribed, get $15 off your first month of ED treatment.

    Episode 769 - I'm Not a Biologist

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 24, 2022 71:57

    Supreme Court nominee Kentaji Jackson Brown says she can't define a woman because she's not a biologist, Ross runs down the brutally honest Oscars ballot, and people want to cancel Jay Z and Beyonce because they're throwing an Academy Awards after-party at Chateau Marmot. Banished to Patreon after getting a strike on YouTube, Ross talks about winning his kid toys at Six Flags and shaming all the Mexican dads watching him, and Jessie describes meeting a celebrity who moved from L.A. to Austin but completely still acts like they live in L.A.   Buy Drinkin Bros' new HardAF Seltzer Here!   Go to ghostbed.com/drinkinbros and use code DRINKINBROS for 30% off EVERYTHING (Mattresses, Adjustable Base, and more) -- plus a 101 Night Sleep Trial and Mattresses Made in the USA!

    Episode 768 - Winning Time

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 22, 2022 80:00

    Banished to Patreon after getting a strike on YouTube, Ross talks about winning his kid toys at Six Flags and shaming all the Mexican dads watching him, and Jessie describes meeting a celebrity who moved from L.A. to Austin but completely still acts like they live in L.A.   Buy Drinkin Bros' new HardAF Seltzer Here!   Go to ghostbed.com/drinkinbros and use code DRINKINBROS for 30% off EVERYTHING (Mattresses, Adjustable Base, and more) -- plus a 101 Night Sleep Trial and Mattresses Made in the USA!

    Episode 767 - They Freed Jussie?

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 17, 2022 72:10

    Jussie Smollett has been freed from prison -- for now -- as he appeals his sentencing, Ross crushed a DishTV customer service operator's soul, Pete Davidson got Kim Kardashian's name branded on his chest, and a teacher is in jail for licking her students because they stole a jar of pickles.   Buy Drinkin Bros' new HardAF Seltzer Here!   Go to ghostbed.com/drinkinbros and use code DRINKINBROS for 30% off EVERYTHING (Mattresses, Adjustable Base, and more) -- plus a 101 Night Sleep Trial and Mattresses Made in the USA!   Go to GetRoman.com/NOONERS today, and if you're prescribed, get $15 off your first month of ED treatment.

    Episode 766 - Russian Model Found Dead

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 15, 2022 76:18

    The internet got mad at Kim Kardashian for saying... that it's important to work hard, Pete Davidson is going to space, Putin had his Russian model ex-girlfriend murdered for criticizing him, and it's impossible (and sketchy) for two people of the opposite sex to be friends.   Buy Drinkin Bros' new HardAF Seltzer Here!   Go to ghostbed.com/drinkinbros and use code DRINKINBROS for 30% off EVERYTHING (Mattresses, Adjustable Base, and more) -- plus a 101 Night Sleep Trial and Mattresses Made in the USA!   Get 20% off your first purchase of ANY Munk Pack product by visiting Munkpack.com and entering our code NOONERS at checkout.

    Episode 765 - Spring Break Forever

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 10, 2022 83:47

    Spring Break beaches are about to get swamped with drunk and horny coeds after two years of COVID, Jussie Smollett's sentencing hearing is going down this afternoon, SXSW in Austin is both super fun and really cringe, and a Florida woman was arrested for driving while high on deodorant.    Buy Drinkin Bros' new HardAF Seltzer Here!   Go to ghostbed.com/drinkinbros and use code DRINKINBROS for 30% off EVERYTHING (Mattresses, Adjustable Base, and more) -- plus a 101 Night Sleep Trial and Mattresses Made in the USA!   Get 20% off your first purchase of ANY Munk Pack product by visiting Munkpack.com and entering our code NOONERS at checkout.

    Episode 764 - Morgan Wallen Is Back

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 8, 2022 80:22

    The Batman starring Robert Pattinson was way too dark — literally too dark, Ross couldn't see anything on the screen — plus Morgan Wallen is un-canceled, Jessie breaks down the Sherri Papini fake kidnapping story, Russell Wilson is going to the Denver Broncos, and NASA is working on how to get people to bang in space.   Buy Drinkin Bros' new HardAF Seltzer Here!   Go to ghostbed.com/drinkinbros and use code DRINKINBROS for 30% off EVERYTHING (Mattresses, Adjustable Base, and more) -- plus a 101 Night Sleep Trial and Mattresses Made in the USA!

    Episode 763 - Airbnb Nightmare

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 3, 2022 81:40

    An AirBnB owner was caught with over 2,000 videos of his guests having sex, Kanye West buries Pete Davidson alive in his latest music video, Melinda Gates is writing a tell-all book on Bill Gates (and talks about Jeffrey Epstein), and a British man is woken up with a BJ from a woman who wasn't his wife.   Buy Drinkin Bros' new HardAF Seltzer Here!   Go to https://www.ghostbed.com/drinkinbros and use code DRINKINBROS for 30% off EVERYTHING (Mattresses, Adjustable Base, and more) -- plus a 101 Night Sleep Trial and Mattresses Made in the USA!   Get 20% off your first purchase of ANY Munk Pack product by visiting https://www.Munkpack.com and entering our code NOONERS at checkout.   Get better hydration today, go to https://www.LiquidIV.com and get 25% off ANYTHING you order when you use promo code NOONERS.

    Episode 762 - The Batman Boycott

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 1, 2022 80:38

    Warner Brothers won't release Robert Pattinson's 'Batman' movie in Russia because of the invasion of Ukraine, Amanda Bynes is ending her conservatorship, Madonna wants Florence Pugh to play her in the upcoming Madonna biopic, and Daniel Radcliffe looks awful in the new Weird Al movie.   Go to ghostbed.com/drinkinbros and use code DRINKINBROS for 30% off EVERYTHING (Mattresses, Adjustable Base, and more) -- plus a 101 Night Sleep Trial and Mattresses Made in the USA   Get 20% off your first purchase of ANY Munk Pack product by visiting Munkpack.com and entering our code NOONERS at checkout.

    Episode 761 - Zuckerberg's Depressing Metaverse

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 24, 2022 83:44

    Facebook's Metaverse looks awful, a legendary little person has passed away, it's impossible to live in Las Vegas without turning into a degenerate, and Tom Brady's first move in retirement is to make a movie about how awesome he is.   Go to ghostbed.com/drinkinbros and use code DRINKINBROS for 30% off EVERYTHING (Mattresses, Adjustable Base, and more) -- plus a 101 Night Sleep Trial and Mattresses Made in the USA   Get 20% off your first monthly box when you sign up at BoxofAwesome.com and enter the code NOONERS at checkout.

    Episode 760 - RIP Wendy Williams

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 22, 2022 91:12

    The new Victoria's Secret model with Down Syndrome makes everyone feel kind of weird, Wendy Williams might not be alive, Aaron Rodgers might not be a Packer anymore and is definitely a weirdo, and Ross breaks down the wonders of the world he has no interest in visiting.   Go to ghostbed.com/drinkinbros and use code DRINKINBROS for 30% off EVERYTHING (Mattresses, Adjustable Base, and more) -- plus a 101 Night Sleep Trial and Mattresses Made in the USA   Get 20% off your first purchase of ANY Munk Pack product by visiting Munkpack.com and entering our code NOONERS at checkout.   Go to GetRoman.com/NOONERS today, and if you're prescribed, get $15 off your first month of ED treatment.

    Episode 759 - Who Killed Bob Saget?

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 17, 2022 89:48

    Was Bob Saget actually murdered? Is Kanye West going to accidentally get Pete Davidson murdered for dating Kim Kardashian? Plus the 2022 Academy Awards hosts sound terrible and the Oscars Best Picture nominees are even worse.   Go to ghostbed.com/drinkinbros and use code DRINKINBROS for 30% off EVERYTHING (Mattresses, Adjustable Base, and more) -- plus a 101 Night Sleep Trial and Mattresses Made in the USA   Get 20% off your first purchase of ANY Munk Pack product by visiting Munkpack.com and entering our code NOONERS at checkout.

    Episode 758 - The Narration In 1883

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 15, 2022 96:46

    Jessie does her drawling impression of the narration in the show '1883', Tonya Harding stops in with a special message, the Metaverse is going to be trash, sad Super Bowl commercials are terrible, and Ross tries to figure out how he'd like to be executed if he ever committed a crime.   Go to ghostbed.com/drinkinbros and use code DRINKINBROS for 30% off EVERYTHING (Mattresses, Adjustable Base, and more) -- plus a 101 Night Sleep Trial and Mattresses Made in the USA   Get 20% off your first purchase of ANY Munk Pack product by visiting Munkpack.com and entering our code NOONERS at checkout.

    Episode 757 - RIP Entertainment Weekly

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 10, 2022 63:10

    Entertainment Weekly is no longer going to print a magazine because print is dead, Ross is the only person on Earth watching the Winter Olympics, no one in L.A. showed up to the L.A. Rams Super Bowl pep rally, and the Duplass brothers kind of suck.   Go to ghostbed.com/drinkinbros and use code DRINKINBROS for 30% off EVERYTHING (Mattresses, Adjustable Base, and more) -- plus a 101 Night Sleep Trial and Mattresses Made in the USA   Sign up for the Drinkin Bros' Hard AF Seltzer mailing list.

    Episode 756 - Misery Is My Gatorade

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 8, 2022 85:37

    Ross and Jessie break down the 2022 Academy Awards nominations, Ross is the only person on Earth watching the Winter Olympics, and the transformation of 'Pam & Tommy' actors Sebastian Stan and Lily James is unbelievable.   Go to ghostbed.com/drinkinbros and use code DRINKINBROS for 30% off EVERYTHING (Mattresses, Adjustable Base, and more) -- plus a 101 Night Sleep Trial and Mattresses Made in the USA   Sign up for the Drinkin Bros' Hard AF Seltzer mailing list.   Go to HelloFresh.com/revolution14 and use code revolution14 for up to 14 free meals AND 3 free gifts!

    Episode 755 - Snowpocalypse 2022

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 3, 2022 93:29

    Texas has once again been hit with cold weather and the entire state is losing its mind, Los Angeles mayor Eric Garcetti claims that when he wasn't wearing a mask at the Rams game he was holding his breath, and Wilmer Valderrama posts an inspiring message to Instagram... about himself.   Go to ghostbed.com/drinkinbros and use code DRINKINBROS for 30% off EVERYTHING (Mattresses, Adjustable Base, and more) -- plus a 101 Night Sleep Trial and Mattresses Made in the USA   Sign up for the Drinkin Bros' Hard AF Seltzer mailing list.   Get better hydration today, go to LiquidIV.com and get 25% off ANYTHING you order when you use promo code NOONERS.

    Episode 754 - Fight At The Golden Corral

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 1, 2022 91:36

    Things get wild at a Pennsylvania Golden Corral, Whoopi Goldberg's unsolicited Holocaust takes backfire, the Jackass crew knows their roles, and do we have too much Snoop Dogg in our lives?   Go to ghostbed.com/drinkinbros and use code DRINKINBROS for 30% off EVERYTHING (Mattresses, Adjustable Base, and more) -- plus a 101 Night Sleep Trial and Mattresses Made in the USA   Sign up for the Drinkin Bros' Hard AF Seltzer mailing list.

    Episode 753 - Spotify Sides With Rogan

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 27, 2022 88:02

    Spotify removed Neil Young's music after the recording artist said it was him or Joe Rogan, McDonald's is introducing a gross new "menu hacks" menu, Mark Zuckerberg keeps buying giant tracts of land in Hawaii, and we check out some sneeze fetish vids.    Go to ghostbed.com/drinkinbros and use code DRINKINBROS for 30% off EVERYTHING (Mattresses, Adjustable Base, and more) -- plus a 101 Night Sleep Trial and Mattresses Made in the USA   Sign up for the Drinkin Bros' Hard AF Seltzer mailing list.   Go to GetRoman.com/NOONERS today, and if you're prescribed, get $15 off your first month of ED treatment.

    Episode 752 - Joe Rogan Or Neil Young?

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 25, 2022 71:46

    Neil Young demands Spotify pull his music off their streaming platform if they continue to give Joe Rogan a platform, Taylor Swift dunks all over the Gorillaz creator for saying she doesn't write her own songs, and people want to boycott Pepsi because they donated $15,000 to the Texas GOP.   Go to ghostbed.com/drinkinbros and use code DRINKINBROS for 30% off EVERYTHING (Mattresses, Adjustable Base, and more) -- plus a 101 Night Sleep Trial and Mattresses Made in the USA   Sign up for the Drinkin Bros' Hard AF Seltzer mailing list.   Go to GetRoman.com/NOONERS today, and if you're prescribed, get $15 off your first month of ED treatment.   Get 20% off your first monthly box when you sign up at BoxofAwesome.com and enter the code NOONERS at checkout.

    Episode 751 - Rap On The Beak

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 20, 2022 82:12

    Former Clinton cabinet member Robert Reich advocates for hitting women (specifically Arizona Senator Kyrsten Sinema) if they disagree with you, a man died after being covered in hand sanitizer and then tasered by police, and Britney Spears is living her freest life possible while feuding with her sister Jamie Lynn Spears.   Go to ghostbed.com/drinkinbros and use code DRINKINBROS for 30% off EVERYTHING (Mattresses, Adjustable Base, and more) -- plus a 101 Night Sleep Trial and Mattresses Made in the USA   Sign up for the Drinkin Bros' Hard AF Seltzer mailing list.

    Episode 750 - Bro, Do You Even MLK?

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 18, 2022 80:44

    Twitter superstar and world-renowned sports business reporter Darren Rovell reveals his massive collection of Martin Luther King Jr. memorabilia to prove he isn't racist, the BTK Killer's fans are harassing his daughter for cutting the serial killer out of her life, and Cowboys fans crying on TV was the funniest thing that happened this weekend.   Go to ghostbed.com/drinkinbros and use code DRINKINBROS for 30% off EVERYTHING (Mattresses, Adjustable Base, and more) -- plus a 101 Night Sleep Trial and Mattresses Made in the USA   Go to GetRoman.com/NOONERS today, and if you're prescribed, get $15 off your first month of ED treatment.   Sign up for the Drinkin Bros' Hard AF Seltzer mailing list.

    Episode 749 - Megan Fox Gets Engaged To MGK

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 13, 2022 79:02

    Machine Gun Kelly is engaged to Megan Fox and the two drank each others' blood to celebrate, Jason Momoa posts a melodramatic essay to Instagram to announce his divorce from Lisa Bonet, writer's rooms in Hollywood are going out of their way to not hire white guys, and a Crime Corner featuring a surgeon who liked to tag his work.   Go to ghostbed.com/drinkinbros and use code DRINKINBROS for 30% off EVERYTHING (Mattresses, Adjustable Base, and more) -- plus a 101 Night Sleep Trial and Mattresses Made in the USA!   Sign up for the Drinkin Bros' Hard AF Seltzer mailing list.  

    Episode 748 - She's 13

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 11, 2022 90:50

    Ted Cruz's daughter came out online and people are trying to dunk on Ted Cruz for it, the Golden Globes announced its winners and no one cares, the Beatles documentary on Disney+ showed exactly how annoying John Lennon and Yoko Ono were, and Steph Curry might be in an open relationship.   Go to ghostbed.com/drinkinbros and use code DRINKINBROS for 30% off EVERYTHING (Mattresses, Adjustable Base, and more) -- plus a 101 Night Sleep Trial and Mattresses Made in the USA!   Sign up for the Drinkin Bros' Hard AF Seltzer mailing list.

    Episode 747 - An Attack We'll Never Forget

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 6, 2022 76:34

    Ross and Jessie somberly remember the anniversary of one of the darkest days in American history -- Tonya Harding's cowardly attack on Nancy Kerrigan on January 6th, 1994.    Go to ghostbed.com/drinkinbros and use code DRINKINBROS for 30% off EVERYTHING (Mattresses, Adjustable Base, and more) -- plus a 101 Night Sleep Trial and Mattresses Made in the USA!   Get better hydration today, go to LiquidIV.com and get 25% off ANYTHING you order when you use promo code NOONERS.

    Episode 746 - Patton Oswalt Is Very Sorry

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 4, 2022 80:47

    Patton Oswalt gets attacked by the woke mob for posting a picture with Dave Chappelle, Betty White jinxed her own death by spiking the football on turning 100 too soon, and the Elizabeth Holmes verdict is in.   Go to ghostbed.com/drinkinbros and use code DRINKINBROS for 30% off EVERYTHING (Mattresses, Adjustable Base, and more) -- plus a 101 Night Sleep Trial and Mattresses Made in the USA!

    Episode 745 - 2021 A Year in Review

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 23, 2021 77:08

    Recapping all the biggest and dumbest events from 2021 including the January 6th Capitol Riots, Bill Cosby being released from prison, Armie Hammer being outed as a cannibal, Mike Richards attempting to hire himself as the next host of Jeopardy!, and Alec Baldwin's bad day on set.   Go to ghostbed.com/drinkinbros and use code DRINKINBROS for 30% off EVERYTHING (Mattresses, Adjustable Base, and more) -- plus a 101 Night Sleep Trial and Mattresses Made in the USA!   Go to CardoMAX.com and use promo code NOONERS, and you get 30% off your next four orders.

    Episode 744 - Bette Midler Hates West Virginia

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 21, 2021 69:10

    Bette Midler tweeted that everyone in West Virginia is illiterate and poor, Demi Lovato sang to a ghost to help it get over the trauma it experienced in life from sexism, and Chris Noth aka Mr. Big from 'Sex and the City' has some pretty credible allegations against him.   Go to ghostbed.com/drinkinbros and use code DRINKINBROS for 30% off EVERYTHING (Mattresses, Adjustable Base, and more) -- plus a 101 Night Sleep Trial and Mattresses Made in the USA!   Go to CardoMAX.com and use promo code NOONERS, and you get 30% off your next four orders.   Go to Amazon.com/NOONERS to try Amazon Music Unlimited FREE for THREE months!   Get better hydration today, go to LiquidIV.com and get 25% off ANYTHING you order when you use promo code NOONERS.

    Episode 743 - Flash Mob at Applebee‘s

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 16, 2021 75:58

    Ross breaks down the greatness that is the Applebee's menu and the unvaccinated flashmob that showed up to an NYC Applebee's to protest the city's mandates, the Jacksonville Jaguars fired Urban Meyer after less than a year, and Ben Affleck blames Jeniffer Garner for his drinking.   Go to ghostbed.com/drinkinbros and use code DRINKINBROS for 30% off EVERYTHING (Mattresses, Adjustable Base, and more) -- plus a 101 Night Sleep Trial and Mattresses Made in the USA!   Go to CardoMAX.com and use promo code NOONERS, and you get 30% off your next four orders.   Go to Amazon.com/NOONERS to try Amazon Music Unlimited FREE for THREE months!

    Episode 742 - Getting Away With Murder

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 14, 2021 73:16

    Ross describes just how out of his mind on drugs he was during his hospital stay, a Texas car salesman just got busted for hiring someone to kill his mistress, and apparently Nancy Reagan's oral skills were unmatched.   Go to ghostbed.com/drinkinbros and use code DRINKINBROS for 30% off EVERYTHING (Mattresses, Adjustable Base, and more) -- plus a 101 Night Sleep Trial and Mattresses Made in the USA!   Go to CardoMAX.com and use promo code NOONERS, and you get 30% off your next four orders.     If you go to GetQuip.com/NOONERS, right now, on top of their holiday savings, you'll get your first refill FREE.

    Episode 741 - Simone Biles Athlete Of The Year?

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 9, 2021 67:18

    Simone Biles probably didn't deserve to be Time Magazine's athlete of the year, a transgender swimmer at Penn is blowing their female competition out of the water, Finland's sexy Prime Minister knows how to work her blazers, and Josh Duggar gets convicted on the most predictable charges ever.   Go to ghostbed.com/drinkinbros and use code DRINKINBROS for 30% off EVERYTHING (Mattresses, Adjustable Base, and more) -- plus a 101 Night Sleep Trial and Mattresses Made in the USA!   Go to CardoMAX.com and use promo code NOONERS, and you get 30% off your next four orders.   Go to HelloFresh.com/revolution14 and use code revolution14 for up to 14 free meals AND 3 free gifts!

    Episode 740 - Jussie Smollett‘s Bathhouse Confession

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 7, 2021 70:54

    Ross has risen from the dead and rejoins the show to break down the Jussie Smollett trial, the Alec Baldwin interview on 20/20 and Baldwin's claim that he never pulled a trigger, and Ross talks about missing the first Braves World Series win in 26 years.   Go to ghostbed.com/drinkinbros and use code DRINKINBROS for 30% off EVERYTHING (Mattresses, Adjustable Base, and more) -- plus a 101 Night Sleep Trial and Mattresses Made in the USA!   Go to CardoMAX.com and use promo code NOONERS, and you get 30% off your next four orders.   Give the gift of a clean bum to yourself or your loved ones this holiday season and get 10 PERCENT OFF plus FREE SHIPPING RIGHT NOW at HELLOTUSHY.com/REVOLUTION. That's HELLOTUSHY.com/REVOLUTION for TEN PERCENT OFF and FREE SHIPPING   Just go to JoinCrowdHealth.com/fit and enter code Nooners at sign up.

    Episode 739 - Alec Baldwin Didn‘t Pull Trig

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 2, 2021 68:46

    Alec Baldwin claims that he never pulled the trigger on the gun that killed Halyna Hutchins, Jussie Smollett has quadrupled down on his claim that he was the victim of a hate crime and is now in court for it, and everyone's Spotify year-end lists are dumb... but it's also dumb to call them dumb.   Go to ghostbed.com/drinkinbros and use code DRINKINBROS for 30% off EVERYTHING (Mattresses, Adjustable Base, and more) -- plus a 101 Night Sleep Trial and Mattresses Made in the USA!   Go to CardoMAX.com and use promo code NOONERS, and you get 30% off your next four orders.   Get better hydration today, go to LiquidIV.com and get 25% off ANYTHING you order when you use promo code NOONERS.

    Episode 738 - Kanye is Sad

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 30, 2021 74:06

    Kanye West got up on stage at a church service (or something) to declare that he wants Kim Kardashian back, Demi Lovato roasts a turkey for Thanksgiving a year after posing on Instagram with a rescue turkey, and Jack Dorsey steps down from Twitter.   Go to ghostbed.com/drinkinbros and use code DRINKINBROS for 30% off EVERYTHING (Mattresses, Adjustable Base, and more) -- plus a 101 Night Sleep Trial and Mattresses Made in the USA!   Go to CardoMAX.com and use promo code NOONERS, and you get 30% off your next four orders.   Give the gift of a clean bum to yourself or your loved ones this holiday season and get 10 PERCENT OFF plus FREE SHIPPING RIGHT NOW at HELLOTUSHY.com/REVOLUTION

    Episode 737 - Fisting Birds

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 23, 2021 91:46

    Jessie, Eric Tansey, and the producers talk about who their celebrity hall pass would be, what "micro-cheating" means, and breaking down the news that Brian Laundrie shot himself in the Florida wilderness.    Go to ghostbed.com/drinkinbros and use code DRINKINBROS for 30% off EVERYTHING (Mattresses, Adjustable Base, and more) -- plus a 101 Night Sleep Trial and Mattresses Made in the USA!   Go to CardoMAX.com and use promo code NOONERS, and you get 30% off your next four orders.

    Episode 736 - Biggest Assassination In Memphis History?

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 18, 2021 72:14

    Giorgio and Dan break down the Young Dolph hit for Rob and Jessie, who are too old and white to understand what is happening -- plus everyone from the film 'Rust' is suing Alec Baldwin because they want to get paid.   Go to ghostbed.com/drinkinbros and use code DRINKINBROS for 30% off EVERYTHING (Mattresses, Adjustable Base, and more) -- plus a 101 Night Sleep Trial and Mattresses Made in the USA!   Go to CardoMAX.com and use promo code NOONERS, and you get 30% off your next four orders.   Go to Amazon.com/NOONERS to try Amazon Music Unlimited FREE for THREE months!   For a limited time, Aura is offering our listeners up to 40% off plans when you visit Aura.com/NOONERS.

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