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Adam Levine issued a sort-of apology and vague explanation for his Instagram DMing escapades, Netflix's new Jeffrey Dahmer show looks extremely disturbing, and a Texas woman and wedding photographer was arrested for having sex with a wedding guest and peeing on a tree before threatening to kill the arresting officers' families.   Buy Drinkin Bros' new HardAF Seltzer Here!   Get your Drinkin' Bros Merch here!    Go to ghostbed.com/drinkinbros and use code DRINKINBROS for 30% off EVERYTHING (Mattresses, Adjustable Base, and more) -- plus a 101 Night Sleep Trial and Mattresses Made in the USA!

Onnit founder Aubrey Marcus and his wife Vy are EXTREMELY close friends with Aaron Rodgers, Adam Levine may or may not have cheated on his pregnant wife and also may or may not have named their new baby after the girl he cheated with, and Serial Podcast subject Adnan Syed has been released from prison after having his murder conviction overturned.   Buy Drinkin Bros' new HardAF Seltzer Here!   Get your Drinkin' Bros Merch here!    Go to ghostbed.com/drinkinbros and use code DRINKINBROS for 30% off EVERYTHING (Mattresses, Adjustable Base, and more) -- plus a 101 Night Sleep Trial and Mattresses Made in the USA!   Get 20% off your first purchase of ANY Munk Pack product by visiting Munkpack.com and entering our code NOONERS at checkout.

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Queen Elizabeth II, the longest reigning monarch in British history, died today at the age of 96. She is succeeded by her son, the newly crowned King Charles. Plus -- Olivia Wilde was a nightmare director on the set of 'Don't Worry Darling', and Thai authorities mistook a sex doll for a dead body.   Buy Drinkin Bros' new HardAF Seltzer Here!   Get your Drinkin' Bros Merch here!    Go to ghostbed.com/drinkinbros and use code DRINKINBROS for 30% off EVERYTHING (Mattresses, Adjustable Base, and more) -- plus a 101 Night Sleep Trial and Mattresses Made in the USA!

The drama around Olivia Wilde's new movie "Don't Worry Darling" keeps growing -- did Harry Styles spit on Chris Pine? Does Florence Pugh hate Wilde and does she have something going on with Nick Kroll? Plus Meghan Markle definitely didn't get more listens than Joe Rogan, Justin Bieber canceled his tour for mental health reasons, and Tiffany Haddish may have made a VERY problematic sketch for Funny or Die a couple of years ago.   Buy Drinkin Bros' new HardAF Seltzer Here!   Get your Drinkin' Bros Merch here!    Go to ghostbed.com/drinkinbros and use code DRINKINBROS for 30% off EVERYTHING (Mattresses, Adjustable Base, and more) -- plus a 101 Night Sleep Trial and Mattresses Made in the USA!   Join the MyBookie.com family today and use my promo code DRINKINBROS to get yourself a 100% deposit match up to a thousand bucks.   Get 20% off your first purchase of ANY Munk Pack product by visiting Munkpack.com and entering our code NOONERS at checkout.

A Southwest Airlines pilot threatened to stop a flight to Cabo because someone kept airdropping nudes to other passengers (and the pilot) on the plane, Chris Rock turned down hosting the 2023 Oscars and made a terrible joke in the process, and the Dave and Busters crowd after dark gets real grim.   Buy Drinkin Bros' new HardAF Seltzer Here!   Get your Drinkin' Bros Merch here!    Go to ghostbed.com/drinkinbros and use code DRINKINBROS for 30% off EVERYTHING (Mattresses, Adjustable Base, and more) -- plus a 101 Night Sleep Trial and Mattresses Made in the USA!

It turns out Olivia Wilde may have been lying about why she fired Shia LaBeouf, no one cares about the MTV VMAs or the fact that Young Gravy showed up with some TikToker's mom, and the new Game of Thrones is good but everyone in it is ugly.   Buy Drinkin Bros' new HardAF Seltzer Here!   Get your Drinkin' Bros Merch here!    Go to ghostbed.com/drinkinbros and use code DRINKINBROS for 30% off EVERYTHING (Mattresses, Adjustable Base, and more) -- plus a 101 Night Sleep Trial and Mattresses Made in the USA!

A Missouri school district has decided to start paddling its students again when they misbehave, a new video of Anne Heche right after her accident is EXTREMELY disturbing, an Oklahoma woman somehow slipped out of her handcuffs and was able to shoot an AR 15 at cops, and a rabid fox was caught on video attacking an old woman.   Buy Drinkin Bros' new HardAF Seltzer Here!   Get your Drinkin' Bros Merch here!    Go to ghostbed.com/drinkinbros and use code DRINKINBROS for 30% off EVERYTHING (Mattresses, Adjustable Base, and more) -- plus a 101 Night Sleep Trial and Mattresses Made in the USA!   For a premium smoking experience at everyday great prices and free shipping visit thefreezepipe.com and use code DRINKINBROS for 10% off your entire order

Actor Gary Busey has been accused of sexually assaulting three women, 'The Bear' is the best piece of entertainment about restaurants since 'Waiting...', for some reason a bunch of people didn't show up to Ben Affleck's wedding, and Paul Pelosi was sentenced to five days in jail for his Napa Valley DUI but will serve zero days in actual prison.   Buy Drinkin Bros' new HardAF Seltzer Here!   Get your Drinkin' Bros Merch here!    Go to ghostbed.com/drinkinbros and use code DRINKINBROS for 30% off EVERYTHING (Mattresses, Adjustable Base, and more) -- plus a 101 Night Sleep Trial and Mattresses Made in the USA!   Get 20% off your first purchase of ANY Munk Pack product by visiting Munkpack.com and entering our code NOONERS at checkout.   You can get 15% off when you go to LIQUIDIV.COM and use code NOONERS at checkout

Jonah Hill has decided to step away from doing promotional events for his movies because of his crippling anxiety attacks, Kanye West has a new clothing line at The Gap that he's selling out of garbage bags, and a Georgia man wanted for murder was found by police after he called 911 over McDonald's serving him cold fries.   Buy Drinkin Bros' new HardAF Seltzer Here!   Get your Drinkin' Bros Merch here!    Go to ghostbed.com/drinkinbros and use code DRINKINBROS for 30% off EVERYTHING (Mattresses, Adjustable Base, and more) -- plus a 101 Night Sleep Trial and Mattresses Made in the USA!   Our listeners get 10% off their first month at BetterHelp.com/NOONERS.

Ezra Miller is finally heading to rehab after months of terrorizing neighbors and attacking women, former NFL cornerback Aqib Talib's brother shot and killed someone over a youth football game dispute, a South Carolina grandma was eaten by an alligator, and the FBI has determined that Alec Baldwin pulled the trigger that killed Halyna Hutchins.   Buy Drinkin Bros' new HardAF Seltzer Here!   Get your Drinkin' Bros Merch here!    Go to ghostbed.com/drinkinbros and use code DRINKINBROS for 30% off EVERYTHING (Mattresses, Adjustable Base, and more) -- plus a 101 Night Sleep Trial and Mattresses Made in the USA!

Apparently Dane Cook has spent years inviting underage girls to his house to play board games, Ross and Dan recount getting into fistfights while playing basketball, Tommy Lee posted his dong to Instagram, and Marshawn Lynch's DUI mugshot is an all-timer.   Buy Drinkin Bros' new HardAF Seltzer Here!   Get your Drinkin' Bros Merch here!    Go to ghostbed.com/drinkinbros and use code DRINKINBROS for 30% off EVERYTHING (Mattresses, Adjustable Base, and more) -- plus a 101 Night Sleep Trial and Mattresses Made in the USA!   Get 20% off your first purchase of ANY Munk Pack product by visiting Munkpack.com and entering our code NOONERS at checkout.

Anne Heche is in a coma after crashing her car into a house in L.A., Ezra Miller has been charged with burglary in Vermont, James Franco is BACK from being canceled and now cast as Fidel Castro in an upcoming movie, Kevin Federline spoke out about his ex-wife Britney Spears, and Serena Williams retires.   Buy Drinkin Bros' new HardAF Seltzer Here!   Get your Drinkin' Bros Merch here!    Go to ghostbed.com/drinkinbros and use code DRINKINBROS for 30% off EVERYTHING (Mattresses, Adjustable Base, and more) -- plus a 101 Night Sleep Trial and Mattresses Made in the USA!   Our listeners get 10% off their first month at BetterHelp.com/NOONERS.

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Airbnb is in trouble for listing a former slave cabin to rent on its website, the woke mob has come after Beyonce for using the word "spaz" in one of her new album's songs, a Chuck E. Cheese mascot in New Jersey is being called racist for ignoring a black girl, and a British hooker is arrested for doing British hooker things.   Buy Drinkin Bros' new HardAF Seltzer Here!   Get your Drinkin' Bros Merch here!    Go to ghostbed.com/drinkinbros and use code DRINKINBROS for 30% off EVERYTHING (Mattresses, Adjustable Base, and more) -- plus a 101 Night Sleep Trial and Mattresses Made in the USA!   You can get 15% off when you go to LIQUIDIV.COM and use code NOONERS at checkout

Rumors are swirling that Prince William, the future King of England, cheated on Kate Middleton because she wouldn't peg him (and his mistress would). We break down the allegations. Plus Subway is giving a lifetime supply of sandwiches to someone who will get a giant Subway logo tattooed on them, how to get free Chipotle for life, and a Florida woman was stabbed in the groin by a swordfish.   Buy Drinkin Bros' new HardAF Seltzer Here!   Get your Drinkin' Bros Merch here!    Go to ghostbed.com/drinkinbros and use code DRINKINBROS for 30% off EVERYTHING (Mattresses, Adjustable Base, and more) -- plus a 101 Night Sleep Trial and Mattresses Made in the USA!   Our listeners get 10% off their first month at BetterHelp.com/NOONERS.  

The Mega Million Madness is getting closer to a billion dollars, Aaron Rodgers shows up to Packers minicamp looking like Nicholas Cage in Con Air, Olivia Munn is a hall of fame sexter, and the Pope goes to Canada and dresses up like an Indian while apologizing for the Catholic Church's role in being terrible to Indians.   Buy Drinkin Bros' new HardAF Seltzer Here!   Get your Drinkin' Bros Merch here!    Go to ghostbed.com/drinkinbros and use code DRINKINBROS for 30% off EVERYTHING (Mattresses, Adjustable Base, and more) -- plus a 101 Night Sleep Trial and Mattresses Made in the USA!

A comedy theater in Minneapolis canceled Dave Chappelle's show after the theater's staff refused to work that night because they think Chappelle is a bigot, Amazon owns hospitals and taxis now, and a grizzly bear mauled a woman to death because he was wearing fruit-scented shampoo.   Buy Drinkin Bros' new HardAF Seltzer Here!   Get your Drinkin' Bros Merch here!    Go to ghostbed.com/drinkinbros and use code DRINKINBROS for 30% off EVERYTHING (Mattresses, Adjustable Base, and more) -- plus a 101 Night Sleep Trial and Mattresses Made in the USA!   Get 10% off your first month of therapy at BetterHelp.com/NOONERS

Elon Musk was unflatteringly photographed partying shirtless on a yacht, Kylie Jenner is now an alleged climate criminal for using her private jet too much, Jennifer Lopez has taken Ben Affleck's last name in their latest round of marriage, and we cover Hoover Dam explosion live.    Buy Drinkin Bros' new HardAF Seltzer Here!   Get your Drinkin' Bros Merch here!    Go to ghostbed.com/drinkinbros and use code DRINKINBROS for 30% off EVERYTHING (Mattresses, Adjustable Base, and more) -- plus a 101 Night Sleep Trial and Mattresses Made in the USA!   Get 20% off your first purchase of ANY Munk Pack product by visiting Munkpack.com and entering our code NOONERS at checkout.

Creepy South Carolina lawyer Alex Murtaugh is going to trial for killing his wife and son, new and hilarious footage of the man who hijacked a plane in Seattle and then crashed it into an island to kill himself has been released, insane footage of kids walking through an open-air drug market in San Francisco went viral on Twitter, and a threesome sparked a 60-person brawl on a cruise ship.    Buy Drinkin Bros' new HardAF Seltzer Here!   Go to ghostbed.com/drinkinbros and use code DRINKINBROS for 30% off EVERYTHING (Mattresses, Adjustable Base, and more) -- plus a 101 Night Sleep Trial and Mattresses Made in the USA!

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News has leaked that Elon Musk has two more kids -- twins birthed by one of his employees, Aaron Rodgers got the sort of cringe tattoo we all expected, legendary James Caan has passed away at the age of 82, a Florida man dunked on his dead dad by writing a scathing obituary, and one of Gwyneth Paltrow's vagina candles almost killed two guys.   Buy Drinkin Bros' new HardAF Seltzer Here!   Go to ghostbed.com/drinkinbros and use code DRINKINBROS for 30% off EVERYTHING (Mattresses, Adjustable Base, and more) -- plus a 101 Night Sleep Trial and Mattresses Made in the USA!   If you're interested in a better way to use nicotine, visit Lucy.co, and be sure to use that promo code NOONERS

National treasure and hot dog king Joey Chestnut choked out an anti-meat PETA protester while winning his latest Mustard Belt in the Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Contest -- plus Jessie got drunk for the first time since giving birth and it went terribly, Bette Midler accidentally goes against the woke, and Austin Butler did NOT punch Ezra Miller in the face in Tokyo.    Buy Drinkin Bros' new HardAF Seltzer Here!   Go to ghostbed.com/drinkinbros and use code DRINKINBROS for 30% off EVERYTHING (Mattresses, Adjustable Base, and more) -- plus a 101 Night Sleep Trial and Mattresses Made in the USA!   Get 20% off your first purchase of ANY Munk Pack product by visiting Munkpack.com and entering our code NOONERS at checkout.

The Austin woman who murdered a professional cyclist as part of a love triangle feud has been caught in Costa Rica, O.J. Simpson advocates for better policing in Los Angeles, USC and UCLA are joining the Big Ten for some reason, and Ross recounts the time Frank Stallone hit on Jessie at the Sundance Film Festival.   Buy Drinkin Bros' new HardAF Seltzer Here!   Go to ghostbed.com/drinkinbros and use code DRINKINBROS for 30% off EVERYTHING (Mattresses, Adjustable Base, and more) -- plus a 101 Night Sleep Trial and Mattresses Made in the USA!   Go to magbreakthrough.com/nooners and use NOONERS during checkout to save 10% and get free shipping.

Howard Stern has said he is seriously considering running for president after Roe v. Wade was overturned, Alec Baldwin is interviewing Woody Allen on his podcast for some reason, the new Buzz Lightyear movie bombed and the new Elvis movie is amazing, and Ana De Armas is perfect.    Buy Drinkin Bros' new HardAF Seltzer Here!   Go to ghostbed.com/drinkinbros and use code DRINKINBROS for 30% off EVERYTHING (Mattresses, Adjustable Base, and more) -- plus a 101 Night Sleep Trial and Mattresses Made in the USA!

The Biden Administration has killed the Juul but not before a whole new generation of teens fell in love with nicotine, Ross agrees to get a vasectomy if the movie about the invention of Flamin' Hot Cheetos wins an Oscar, and an artistic swimmer keeps passing out and sinking to the bottom of the pool while she performs.   Buy Drinkin Bros' new HardAF Seltzer Here!   Go to ghostbed.com/drinkinbros and use code DRINKINBROS for 30% off EVERYTHING (Mattresses, Adjustable Base, and more) -- plus a 101 Night Sleep Trial and Mattresses Made in the USA!   Get 20% off your first purchase of ANY Munk Pack product by visiting Munkpack.com and entering our code NOONERS at checkout.

Beyonce has a new song out, Drake's new album is trash, Texas wants to secede but definitely won't, the NFL switched pizza sponsors from Pizza Hut to Little Caesars, and Jarrod Carmichael called out Dave Chappelle for his jokes about trans people.   Buy Drinkin Bros' new HardAF Seltzer Here!   Go to ghostbed.com/drinkinbros and use code DRINKINBROS for 30% off EVERYTHING (Mattresses, Adjustable Base, and more) -- plus a 101 Night Sleep Trial and Mattresses Made in the USA!   If you're interested in a better way to use nicotine, visit Lucy.co, and be sure to use that promo code NOONERS

Ross records solo inside the new studio and rages against the carelessness of Best Buy employees -- plus Ross breaks down the new, never before viewed, behind-the-scenes footage of the magic that was the recording session for the "I Want My Baby Back" Chili's jingle.  Enjoy hombres!   Buy Drinkin Bros' new HardAF Seltzer Here!   Go to ghostbed.com/drinkinbros and use code DRINKINBROS for 30% off EVERYTHING (Mattresses, Adjustable Base, and more) -- plus a 101 Night Sleep Trial and Mattresses Made in the USA!   Get 20% off your first purchase of ANY Munk Pack product by visiting Munkpack.com and entering our code NOONERS at checkout.

A lesbian couple in the new Buzz Lightyear movie is making news on the left and right, for some reason the internet is saying Blue Ivy looks just like Beyonce when really she looks exactly like Jay-Z, Christina Aguilera performed wearing a strap-on, and Giorgio recounts blacking out on his float trip Saturday.   Buy Drinkin Bros' new HardAF Seltzer Here!   Go to ghostbed.com/drinkinbros and use code DRINKINBROS for 30% off EVERYTHING (Mattresses, Adjustable Base, and more) -- plus a 101 Night Sleep Trial and Mattresses Made in the USA!

Todd Chrisley and his wife are going to jail for stealing 30 million dollars from banks, Ruth from ‘Ozark' is playing Madonna in the singer's new biopic, LIV golf apparently isn't as bad as it looks so far, and Aaron Rodgers's new girlfriend is even more of a hippie than the last one.   Buy Drinkin Bros' new HardAF Seltzer Here!   Go to ghostbed.com/drinkinbros and use code DRINKINBROS for 30% off EVERYTHING (Mattresses, Adjustable Base, and more) -- plus a 101 Night Sleep Trial and Mattresses Made in the USA!   Get 20% off your first purchase of ANY Munk Pack product by visiting Munkpack.com and entering our code NOONERS at checkout.   Get better hydration today, go to LiquidIV.com and get 25% off ANYTHING you order when you use promo code NOONERS.

Ross details the downfall of women, he and Jessie try to figure out what sport their daughter will play, Rob explains his identity theft situation, an orangutan attacks a guy at a zoo, and Norm MacDonald's last special was weird but good.   Buy Drinkin Bros' new HardAF Seltzer Here!   Go to ghostbed.com/drinkinbros and use code DRINKINBROS for 30% off EVERYTHING (Mattresses, Adjustable Base, and more) -- plus a 101 Night Sleep Trial and Mattresses Made in the USA!   If you're interested in a better way to use nicotine, visit Lucy.co, and be sure to use that promo code NOONERS   Go to HelloFresh.com/revolution16 and use code revolution16 for up to 16 free meals AND 3 free gifts!

Johnny Depp wins his defamation trial against Amber HEard, who still maintains her innocence and will definitely work in Hollywood again -- plus LeBron James is officially a billionaire and NFTs are unofficially dead.   Buy Drinkin Bros' new HardAF Seltzer Here!   Go to ghostbed.com/drinkinbros and use code DRINKINBROS for 30% off EVERYTHING (Mattresses, Adjustable Base, and more) -- plus a 101 Night Sleep Trial and Mattresses Made in the USA!   Go to magbreakthrough.com/nooners and use NOONERS during checkout to save 10% and get free shipping.

Bradley Cooper is playing composer Leonard Berstein in an upcoming film and looks UNRECOGNIZABLE in his makeup, the Mona Lisa got some cake thrown at it by a protester, "Top Gun 2" took in 100 million at the box office, and Nancy Pelosi's husband got a DUI in Napa Valley.   Buy Drinkin Bros' new HardAF Seltzer Here!   Go to ghostbed.com/drinkinbros and use code DRINKINBROS for 30% off EVERYTHING (Mattresses, Adjustable Base, and more) -- plus a 101 Night Sleep Trial and Mattresses Made in the USA!   If you're interested in a better way to use nicotine, visit Lucy.co, and be sure to use that promo code NOONERS

Actor Ray Liotta has died at the age of 67, we break down his best and most underrated movies — plus Austin Butler is the next superstar, “Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey” looks like the greatest horror film ever made, and Ross likes to eat Subway sandwiches on the beach.   Buy Drinkin Bros' new HardAF Seltzer Here!   Go to ghostbed.com/drinkinbros and use code DRINKINBROS for 30% off EVERYTHING (Mattresses, Adjustable Base, and more) -- plus a 101 Night Sleep Trial and Mattresses Made in the USA!   Get 20% off your first purchase of ANY Munk Pack product by visiting Munkpack.com and entering our code NOONERS at checkout.

Walmart is in trouble for trying to profit off of Juneteenth with a Great Value ice cream flavor, Bill Maher and Ricky Gervais are trending for making jokes about trans people, there are three (!!!) Oscar winners in the new Thor movie because the only movies anyone makes anymore are from Marvel, and an Austin man was murdered by bees.   Buy Drinkin Bros' new HardAF Seltzer Here!   Go to ghostbed.com/drinkinbros and use code DRINKINBROS for 30% off EVERYTHING (Mattresses, Adjustable Base, and more) -- plus a 101 Night Sleep Trial and Mattresses Made in the USA!

Ross's daughter has been born, chicken wing prices are through the roof, Netflix is releasing movies in theaters now because they're broke, Disney backed up the truck to air XFL games, and Elon Musk thinks way too many of Twitter's users are bots.    Buy Drinkin Bros' new HardAF Seltzer Here!   Go to ghostbed.com/drinkinbros and use code DRINKINBROS for 30% off EVERYTHING (Mattresses, Adjustable Base, and more) -- plus a 101 Night Sleep Trial and Mattresses Made in the USA!   Get better hydration today, go to LiquidIV.com and get 25% off ANYTHING you order when you use promo code NOONERS.

While Jessie gets ready to give birth Ross goes solo to talk about the Buffalo shooter vs. the Waukesha Christmas Parade attack and why the media handled the cases differently, Elon Musk's mom is on the cover of the 2022 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition, and the country is still out of baby formula.   Buy Drinkin Bros' new HardAF Seltzer Here!   Go to ghostbed.com/drinkinbros and use code DRINKINBROS for 30% off EVERYTHING (Mattresses, Adjustable Base, and more) -- plus a 101 Night Sleep Trial and Mattresses Made in the USA!

Succession actor James Cromwell superglued himself to a Starbucks counter to protest vegan milk costing more than regular milk, Patti Lupone was filmed screaming at an audience member at her Broadway show for not wearing their mask right, and we need to hypnotize Giorgio so he can recover horrible memories from his childhood.   Buy Drinkin Bros' new HardAF Seltzer Here!   Go to ghostbed.com/drinkinbros and use code DRINKINBROS for 30% off EVERYTHING (Mattresses, Adjustable Base, and more) -- plus a 101 Night Sleep Trial and Mattresses Made in the USA!

The love story between Alabama prison guard Vicky White and her lover, convicted murderer Casey White, has reached a tragic conclusion. Vicky White, and love, have died. Plus Young Thug was arrested for helping his friends murder someone, Kendrick Lamar's new video is incredible, and the ACL lineup... kinda sucks.   Buy Drinkin Bros' new HardAF Seltzer Here!   Go to ghostbed.com/drinkinbros and use code DRINKINBROS for 30% off EVERYTHING (Mattresses, Adjustable Base, and more) -- plus a 101 Night Sleep Trial and Mattresses Made in the USA!   Get 20% off your first purchase of ANY Munk Pack product by visiting Munkpack.com and entering our code NOONERS at checkout.

Drake slid into a random woman's DM's to mess with her husband, Cardi B says she is a prisoner of fame and would give it all up (but not the money), the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue features a pregnant woman this year, and a British man grows a penis on his arm to replace the one he lost.   Buy Drinkin Bros' new HardAF Seltzer Here!   Go to ghostbed.com/drinkinbros and use code DRINKINBROS for 30% off EVERYTHING (Mattresses, Adjustable Base, and more) -- plus a 101 Night Sleep Trial and Mattresses Made in the USA!

The Met Gala once again looked creepily dystopian (but Jared Leto was beautiful), Pete Davidson deserves absolutely nothing that he has been given, and a female prison guard in Alabama broke her convicted murderer boyfriend out of the slammer and now the two are on the run.   Buy Drinkin Bros' new HardAF Seltzer Here!   Go to ghostbed.com/drinkinbros and use code DRINKINBROS for 30% off EVERYTHING (Mattresses, Adjustable Base, and more) -- plus a 101 Night Sleep Trial and Mattresses Made in the USA!

Jason Sudeikis served ex-girlfriend Olivia Wilde with child custody papers while she was speaking on stage about her new film (starring new boyfriend Harry Styles), the Johnny Depp and Amber Heard trial keeps getting more and more hilarious, and a karate teacher in Florida tried to have sex with her 11-year-old student.   Buy Drinkin Bros' new HardAF Seltzer Here!   Go to ghostbed.com/drinkinbros and use code DRINKINBROS for 30% off EVERYTHING (Mattresses, Adjustable Base, and more) -- plus a 101 Night Sleep Trial and Mattresses Made in the USA!  

Breaking down the newly leaked police bodycam footage from the aftermath of Alec Baldwin's fatal shooting of Halyna Hutchins on the set of the film 'Rust' -- plus Howard Stern calls Johnny Depp a narcissist for televising his trial against Amber Heard.   Buy Drinkin Bros' new HardAF Seltzer Here!   Go to ghostbed.com/drinkinbros and use code DRINKINBROS for 30% off EVERYTHING (Mattresses, Adjustable Base, and more) -- plus a 101 Night Sleep Trial and Mattresses Made in the USA!

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