The Kelly Manno Show

Do our laws need to catch up with technology? According to reports Kobe Bryants family learned of his passing via TMZ. Is there anything we can do to stop this madness? Kelly and Stephanie are obsessed with CHEER on Netflix, Hoss just wants to know which one had the naughty pics posted on twitter. Finally, we play a game called "I should have known that"

It's our first show of the new year. We're talking about things we want GONE in 2020, bye bye, sayonara. Conversations included man buns, using facetune, vague prayer requests and more. Take a listen, you're surely to be offended by something, we covered alot of ground here.

A Pennsylvania couple has been arrested for spending money that was deposited in their bank account by accident. The bank made an error to the tune of $120,000. While the crew agrees NO ONE misplaces $120 grand and doesn't come looking for it. They do NOT agree with what they would do with the money. Plus Kellys song is going to homecoming in a few weeks and her thug cats are "jumping" her husband at night.

This show started out well, then on commercial break producer Stephanie asked us if we have ever googled what the penis of a turtle looks like, shit just went off the rail from there. We also had a guest in studio, Brendan Shanahan, who probably regrets the day the agreed to do the show. Join us next week for our new fun game "Who's dick is this" where we will present someone with photos of Animal schlongs and they have to guess which animal it belongs to.

Do your kids have social media? Congratulations you just put them behind the wheel of a car going 60 MPH on the freeway. What are you gonna do? Close your eyes and white knuckle it? Or buckle up and teach them how to drive?Today on the show we have an open conversation with 4 moms who discuss navigating social media with their kids.

Guess who's back....back again, Kelly's back....tell a friend. We know we left you hanging on a 5 month hiatus and we owe you an explanation, so here is that explanation and much much more on The Kelly Manno Show.

Did you know that not all psychopaths are violent? And that many are very successful people we interact with every day. On todays show we took the Robert Hare psychopathy test, find out the scores of Kelly, Hoss, and Producer Stephanie. Take the test with us!

No that title isn't click bait. Kelly really found an old guy on the side of the road, she thought he looked cold so she made him get in her truck. Turns out he doesn't speak a lick of English. Things only got more strange from there. Speaking of Strange, have you watched the new Netflix show "abducted in plain sight" - because it's insane. We dive into this crazy family and how they let their daughter get kidnapped and raped twice by the same family friend. Also, Kelly found out her daughter Libby Lu has a 133 IQ and she isn't real sure she's happy about it.

No catchy pitch here, just your weekly trainwreck of a podcast. Enjoy!

On April 22nd 2017, Sam and Kimberly were complete strangers. By April 23rd, they were connected for life. This is an incredible story about Sam, and how his entire life changed in the blink of an eye, and about Kimberly, his angel, who came to his rescue in the very worst moment of his life.

Happy New Year Everyone. If you've been on facebook lately you can see everyone is talking about the new Netflix shows "Bandersnatch" and "Bird Box" but we're too busy talking about Kelly's 40th birthday party where Kelly let some of her sons friends sing a song with inappropriate lyrics. Did she go to far?

Did you know you are being stereotyped by your first name? A new study gave a list of common names and what people associate with them. Did you know most people associate the name Bob with a round face? And Tim with a slim face? We cover ALOT of names, find out what your name says about your personality. Our guest today is Kyle Walton who has taken on the crazy challenge of filming 30 videos in 30 days. He stopped by the show to tape one of his episodes, he thought he was just coming on for jibber jabber, instead we made him a guinea pig for our new game "Whats up my BUTT?"

There are very few things that can leave Hoss speechless, learning about the lives of swingers is one of them. Jenny, Josh, and Jessica visit the studio and openly talk about their swinging lifestyle. They were open, and honest, and not much was off limits.

Are you obsessed with the Netflix show "The Staircase"? Because we are. So come down the rabbit hole with us as we discuss this show from beginning to end, including the incredible owl theory, and updates on where they are now.

What started out as a fun website to discover your nationality, has turned into a DNA mapping system which is uncovering family secrets that were meant to be taken to the grave. Come along with us as we interview 3 amazing people who submitted their DNA and what they got in return was WAY more than their heritage.

It's almost Easter, so Kelly did what any good Mom would do. Spent the week scaring the shit out of her kids in a Bunny costume. Also, UBER debuted their self driving cars and already killed a woman in Arizona. Also, Katy Perry planted a smooch on an American Idol contestant. Was is sexual harassment? Kelly and Hoss disagree. Producer Stephanie attempts to referee.

This show is kind of a hot mess express. After doing zero show prep, the crew jumps in and starts with the after effects of the Florida school shooting. We jump over to Kellys illegal car and some of our best stories getting pulled over. A boob flew out of a girls costume at the Olympics. And Kelly would rather stab herself in the eye with a fork than raise teenagers.

This show was not fun, or easy to do. A woman in the O'fallon community went missing in early December, her body was found 9 weeks later only 100 yards from where she was last seen. The city is at odds over what happened, and who is to blame. The crew tries to discuss this matter in a way that shows both sides of the debate.

We start todays show talking about the weather. It feels like we live in Alaska. It's sold cold that the zoo's in Canada are bringing their penguins indoors. Hygge is all the rage this winter. Producer Stephanie is all for it, Kelly and Hoss think it's kind of horsecrap. Over the weekend a dude in Hawaii accidentally sent out a nuclear missile threat to the entire island. Which lead us to the question....what's the biggest mistake you've ever made at a job. Our best answer came from Listener Katie, it involved her working at an OB office and a mix up in pregnancy tests. Listen to hear the rest.

Kelly thinks she has a million dollar idea, but she's too lazy to invent and patent it, she wants someone else to rake in the millions just so she can buy it at Walgreens.Kelly needs parenting advice regarding GPS tracking of her kids. Would you GPS track your kids? Award season is here, everyone is wearing black to the golden globes to support the TIMESUP movement. But Rose McGowan isn't happy about it. Find out why in episode 115.

Kelly and the crew finish off 2017 with a great podcast and wishing everyone a happy and marry 2018!

Yes, you read that headline correctly. Kellys new pet pig "Pancake" has an unusually large penis and we have the photo evidence at KellyManno.comBut, pig penis' aren't the only thing we are talking about. Veterans day is next week and Joey Hall is here to talk about his organization Support Up Veteran Ventures. He has poured his heart and soul into this organization which helps Veterans get back to the outdoors when they return from service. A lot of people are binge watching the second season of "Stranger Things" on Netflix, Kelly is not a fan but she seems to be alone in that opinion. Finally, Kelly had the scare of her life over the weekend when she looked in her rearview mirror and saw the shadow of a man moving in her backseat.

Harvey Weinstein has all of hollywood talking, and what they are saying isn't good. Colin Kapernick is filing a grievance against the NFL saying they are colluding to keep him out of work. And we round up the show with a fun little game of "Bang, Marry, Kill"

The news is hard to watch these days, senseless tragedies like the one Las Vegas are impossible to wrap our head around. While a crazed gunman sat like a coward on the 32nd floor of the Mandalay Bay hotel in Vegas shooting innocent people, our own Producer Stephanie, and her husband Josh, were on vacation, staying in the same hotel. They had recently returned to their hotel room when the gunfire started. They were put on lock down overnight, the SWAT team swept their hotel room, they were using a scanner to get all of their information. Stephanie and Josh were nice enough to sit down with us and tell us their story.

Have you ever wondered what's it like to spend your entire life being blind? Do you see images when you dream? How do you pick out your clothes? What do you think the color yellow looks like? What is the stupidest thing a sighted person has ever said to you?We find out the questions to those answers and much, MUCH more :) Chasity and Chris are our guests today, they have both been blind since birth, and they told us no question was off the table. Which is why we ended up putting an "Explicit" rating on this show. Because whatever pops up in Chasitys head just comes flying out of her mouth. LOL Buckle up and enjoy this one! As always, if you like the show, SHARE the show :)

The Kelly Manno show is absolutely heartbroken to report Kellys pet pig, Piggy Smalls, passed away over the weekend. Details or his short but gangsta life in the first segment. A high school in Chandler AZ sent cited a student for a dress code violation for showing her shoulder. See the picture now at KellyManno.comOzzy and Sharon Osbourne have been married 35 years despite him having 6 affairs. What do you think makes Sharon stay?

Last night Guns N Roses returned to St Louis for the first time in 26 years since the infamous riot (that we covered in the last podcast, Episode 107) This is Hoss' favorite band on the PLANET and he arranged a beautiful suite for us, catered with food and drinks, the works. With about 3 hours notice before the show I got wind that the band was doing a secret, charitable, Meet & Greet and went into hustle mode, not for me, but for Hoss. I have pulled off some serious shit in my life, but even I impressed myself with what we got to do. Here is Hoss, Traci Wilde and myself about 5 minutes before meeting the band. But then, when we thought NO STORY could top us going backstage....someone pooped their pants in our suite. Traci Wilde and I did some serious detective work and we explain the entire ridiculous story on the show. And finally, talk to Stump this morning, who came to hang out with us in our suite last night. We caught up with him this morning to found out if Axl acknowledged him from the stage, and what he thought of the show. We also asked him if he felt any closure from all of this, Stump was a great interview and you're gonna want to hear what he has to say.

HUGE NEWS happening in St. Louis this week. Guns N Roses is retuning to St. Louis for the first time in almost 26 years. Last time they were hear they started a little riot. Maybe you've heard about it? If not, google it, it's amazing. We have guest Water Wright who was at the show the night of the riot and gave us his eye witness account. Plus we have 2 listeners in studio going head to head to battle for Guns N Roses tickets.

Tomorrow is the BIG DAY! We find out if the JUICE will be LOOSE!! Will OJ be paroled and released from jail?Plus we hate Facebook right now, does anyone actually enjoy Facebook or are we just slaves to it by now?Finally, the eclipse is coming!! For the first time in 100 years and people are freaking out. Schools are canceling and parents are taking sides. Is an eclipse really a reason to cancel school? Hear what the crew thinks on this episode of the Kelly Manno show.

A Miley Cyrus interview over the weekend led us into a chat about things our from our childhood that millennial will never under stand. Remember calling 312-2222 to get time and temperature? What about the dreaded "Movie Phone" hotline you had to listen to if you wanted to know when a movie was playing? Or the scrolling TV Guide channel that moved at a snails pace, yet you always seemed to look away right when they showed what you were looking for!!!Hoss had the WORST date of his life Friday night. It ended with him call 911. I will never do the story justice here, you just have to listen for yourself. Let's just say we are pretty sure there will not be a third date.Finally, the top 10 sentences that appropriate at both funerals and during sex. Enjoy :) And if you like the show share the shot. We wove you for listening.

This week, Kelly and Hoss gave a recap of the Granite City Carnie and their time in the 'I Dood It' tent. Man, some people get really serious about the game and prizes. Next, Kelly voices her annoyance with bicyclists on the road in St. Louis. Now, we all know that STL isn't the most bike-friendly place and bike lanes are only in certain areas. No one likes getting caught behind a cyclist and having to go 5mph behind them until you can pass, but what are the rules for biking on a main road? Should they stick to the sidewalks? Are we all overreacting and road-raging for no reason?Did you guys see the story about the Kansas City man that was exonerated after 17 years in prison over a mistaken identity? The resemblance between this guy and the real criminal is unreal.

What are the chances we take a week off the same week Kathy Griffin beheads the president in a photo shoot....talk about a missed hot topic! Dang! Anyway......Albert Pujols hit his 600th home run this week. What would you do if you were in the stands and caught it? Give it back or hold out for money?Mary Kay Letourneau and her husband (who she began a relation ship with at 12 years old) have filed for divorce? But there is a pretty crazy update on this one...Kelly is starting Roller Derby, can someone say mid life crisis?

With our 100th show approaching we do a lot of "thinking out loud" about the logistics of pulling off our 100th show, and not end up in jail. Also did you see the video of the college kids getting maced by their professor for extra credit? It's a crazy video. PLUS Kelly is about to jump in on the new trend on Instagram, let's just say it involves a full moon.

Music lovers will love this show. Except for the part where Kelly takes 7 minutes of air time to argue that Milli Vanilli were underrated and proceeds to karaoke her favorite "hits".... if you can call them that. But more importably we are talking about cover songs that were better than the original. It almost got heated. Do you guys agree with our number one pick? Listen and see for yourself.

We all remember the famous scene in "Waiting to Exhale" when Angela Bassets character set's all her ex-husbands shit on fire. We here at the Kelly Manno show have a special place in our heart for bat shit crazy women. So today we are hearing from the listeners on what the CRAZIEST thing they have ever done to get back at an ex. P.S. Listener Sarah wins....hands down

Today Kelly and Hoss are joined by family therapist Kristina Kersting, and social worker Dave Lewis. They are here to help us dissect the new hit show "13 Reasons".13 Reasons is the new new Netflix series that follows the weeks and months leading up to the suicide of a teenage girl, Hannah Baker. Instead of leaving behind a note, she leaves behind 13 tapes, each one dedicated to a different person she feels was instrumental in her decision to kill herself. This show has caused a great divide among mental health experts. Some are fuming and claiming the show glamorizes suicide. While others say it give a raw, hard look at the ugly truth behind the decision to take your own life.

Have you ever seen half a dozen cows running the streets of an urban neighborhood evading capture by the police for 5 hours? We have. It happened this week in St. Louis. Kelly, being the animal lover she is, rushed down to the scene to try and convince the police to send the cows to a rescue. What transpired that evening and over the next 3 days was an emotional circus, and mental roller coaster for many involved. Find out the whole story on the show today.

How's your March Madness bracket going? Even though Kelly picked her teams based on the "colors she liked" her bracket is doing REALLY well, she even has 2 of her 4 teams in the final 4 and her winner is still alive.   Over the weekend Hoss almost needed to be bailed out of jail. He and Kelly were hosting an event when someone decided to act like an jerk to Kelly. It didn't sit well with Hoss ,and a white trash circus unfolded in front of everyone, even a priest. As Kelly said "It's been a long time since I told some one to fuck off to their face, and it felt damn good"   You will never look at the name "Nanette" again.....ever....just listen. 

 St Louis is mourining the death of our very own Chuck Berry. We share personal stories and even hear from one of his neighbors.How big of a hoosier is Kelly? We know, loaded question. But she was called a hoosier last week for "honking" in someones driveway to pick them up. With the technology of texting "I'm here" - should everyone quit honking?Finally NHL player Cam Janssen is here! He was always a fan favorite in St Louis and the guy is an open book. Episode 93

Kelly had a near death expereince, find out what Tom Petty had to do with it. Plus, her husband celebrated his 40th birthday over the weekend and the Manno party was popping, find out all the funny stories from the people who were there. And celebrity encounters, they say never meet your idols. So what happened when Kelly met Gwen Stefani?

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