They Remade It: The Movie Comparison Podcast

In this riveting episode, Stuart and Jacob dive into the treacherous waters of "The Most Dangerous Game," comparing the original 1932 classic with its 2022 remake. They explore the differences in acting choices, set design, and how the adaptations of the original short story go about their storytelling. And they just can't help but rip into the 2022 version for its questionable production choices and baffling plot decisions. How do the character arcs differ? Is the villain more menacing in the original or the remake? And what on earth happened to the budget of the newer version? Join the duo as they present the pros and cons (mostly cons) of attempting to tell the story of this timeless tale.Also featured in this episode are even more thoughts on Scorsese movies in a non-Scorsese episode, and even a surprisingly revelation about the production of the 2022 film! All this and more on They Remade It!Plot Synopsis Timestamps: 18:06 - 26:11----------Socials----------@theyremadeit.bsky.social on BlueSkytheyremadeit@gmail.com

In this episode, Stuart and Jacob dive into the gritty underworld of the "French Connection" franchise, comparing the original 1971 classic with its 1975 sequel and the lesser-known 1986 made-for-TV pilot movie, "Popeye Doyle." They explore the evolution of the Jimmy "Popeye" Doyle, portrayed by Gene Hackman, and how his journey shifts from a hard-nosed detective in New York to a fish-out-of-water in France. Is this characterization even right for Hackman? And what of Roy Scheider's character keeping him grounded? What of Hershey's chocolate? But ultimately, what makes the original film a landmark in neo-noir cinema, and how does the sequel falter in its execution? Or do they even care for either of these movies to begin with? And then there's "Popeye Doyle," a film (can we even call it a film?) that raises more questions than it answers.Also featured in this episode are thoughts on Gene Hackman's diverse career and sad passing, a quiz about his iconic roles, Stuart's thoughts on the recent "Sinners", and a debate on the merits of director's cuts. All this and more on They Remade It!Plot Synopsis Timestamps: 19:33 - 29:38----------Socials----------@theyremadeit.bsky.social on BlueSkytheyremadeit@gmail.com

In this "epic" episode, Stuart and Jacob venture into the iconic world of "Conan the Barbarian," comparing the original 1982 Schwarzenegger film with the 2011 Momoa remake. They dissect the themes of revenge, identity, and barbarian culture... oh who are we kidding? They complain about the set dressings and color and acting on display, this isn't necessarily a high-brow show after all. But what makes the original a classic piece of sword and sandals cinema, and how does the remake falter in its execution? THAT is the purpose of this show. All this and more on They Remade It!Also featured in this episode are thoughts on "Black Bag", discussions on when a story becomes too complicated, ruminations on interesting landscapes versus bland ones, and Gilbert Gottfried as Conan?! All this and more on They Remade It!Plot Synopsis Timestamps: 24:18 - 34:29----------Socials----------@theyremadeit.bsky.social on BlueSkytheyremadeit@gmail.com

In this mind-bending episode, Stuart and Jacob explore the narratives of "Abre los ojos" (Open Your Eyes) and its American remake, "Vanilla Sky," starring America's favorite maniac, Tom Cruise. They dissect the themes of reality versus fantasy, identity, and the consequences of wealth as they look at the twin stories of our main characters. How do the character arcs differ between the two films, and what unique elements does each version bring to the table? Is the twist ending more impactful in the original or the remake?Also featured in this episode are ruminations on Michael Mann's "Thief", discussions about how many pop culture references is too many, deliberations on Tom Cruise's acting ability, and Stuart and Jacob construct their own afterlives. All this and more on They Remade It!Plot Synopsis Timestamps: 10:35 - 15:13----------Socials----------@theyremadeit.bsky.social on BlueSkytheyremadeit@gmail.com

In this gripping episode, Stuart and Jacob tackle the intense world of "Cape Fear," comparing the original 1962 film directed by J. Lee Thompson with Martin Scorsese's 1991 remake. They dig deep into the chilling narratives of revenge and obsession, exploring the contrasting portrayals of Max Cady by Robert Mitchum and Robert De Niro. What makes De Niro's performance so unpredictable, like a more deranged Daffy Duck? How do the character arcs of Sam Bowden differ between the two films given their respective actors? And how can the 1991 version push the boundaries of horror and suspense in ways that the original could only hint at?Also featured in this episode are diatribes about "Civilization 7", the correct amount of references to "The Simpsons", a love for Joe Don Baker, and a game that Jacob slapped together in an afternoon and forces Stuart to play. All this and more on They Remade It!Plot Synopsis Timestamps: 23:10 - 31:22----------Socials----------@theyremadeit.bsky.social on BlueSkytheyremadeit@gmail.com

In this episode, Stu and Jacob dive into the world of "Marty," exploring the 1953 television play and its 1955 feature film adaptation that won an astounding 17 awards, including Best Picture. They discuss the poignant themes of love, societal pressure, and self-acceptance as they follow Marty Poletti, an Italian-American butcher, on his journey through loneliness. How does the transition from a TV play to a full-length film impact the storytelling? What nuances emerge in the character portrayals of Marty and Clara? And just how insufferable is Aunt Catherine?Also in this episode are "Sonic the Hedgehog 3" talks (finally!), a Sons of the Forest debate, elaborating on how to to really take a budget and time to improve ones work, and making stage plays out of Best Picture winners. All this and more on They Remade It!Plot Synopsis Timestamps: 28:51 - 33:15----------Socials----------@theyremadeit.bsky.social on Blueskytheyremadeit@gmail.com

Stuart and Jacob have made it through yet another year, but they aren't done talking yet! They have the whole of 2024 to go over, and they have some thoughts on a range of topics (and maybe a rant or two as well). Throughout the course of this longer than average episode, they discuss varying aspects of the year, reviewing The Oscars , upcoming releases, a few of the individuals that were lost, and they reflect on their favorite (and least favorite) films that they saw this past year. Happy Holidays and to a prosperous new year! ---------- Socials ---------- @ItRemade on Twitter theyremadeit@gmail.com

In this lively episode, Stuart and Jacob delve into the world of "Mean Girls" by comparing the 2004 cult classic with its 2024 musical remake. Joined by special guest Hannah, they explore the themes of high school cliques, social media's impact, and the challenges of adapting a beloved film into a musical. How does the musical adaptation hold up against the original, and what are the standout performances in each? Is Regina George's reign as queen bee as iconic in the musical as it was in the original film? Also in this episode are deliberations on "Wicked", a conversation on the different eras of Saturday Night Live, the purpose of songs in musical, and the inverse of a question that has been asked once before. All this and more on They Remade It! Plot Synopsis Timestamps: 10:22 - 16:28 ---------- Socials ---------- @ItRemade on X (Twitter) @theyremadeit.bsky.social on Bluesky theyremadeit@gmail.com

In this holiday episode, Stuart and Jacob take a deep dive into the heartwarming classic "It's a Wonderful Life" and its lesser-known 1977 television remake, "It Happened One Christmas". They explore the timeless themes of community, sacrifice, and the impact of one person's life. How does the gender-swapped version hold up against the original? And what makes the 1946 classic a staple of holiday viewing? Is it the divine intervention or the iconic performance of Jimmy Stewart that continues to resonate with audiences today? Also in this episode, they discuss the surprising quality of the 1977 TV remake, the challenges of adapting such a beloved film, the potential pitfalls of a modern-day remake, and a lighthearted debate on what makes the perfect Hallmark holiday movie and a humorous pitch for their own holiday film concept. All this and more on They Remade It! Plot Synopsis Timestamps: 22:11 - 28:25 ---------- Socials ---------- @ItRemade on X (Twitter) @theyremadeit.bsky.social on Bluesky theyremadeit@gmail.com

In this wild episode, Stuart and Jacob venture into the bizarre world of "The Island of Dr. Moreau" by comparing the 1977 adaptation with the infamous 1996 version. They discuss the transition from the original's more straightforward narrative to the chaotic production and wacky performances of the remake. How do these films reflect the challenges of adapting classic literature into film? And what happens when a production spirals out of control? Also in this episode are discussions about the bizarre antics of Marlon Brando, the surprisingly subdued 1977 film, the potential influence of Michael Crichton (or ON Michael Crichton?), and the hypothetical question of what animal hybrid they would become. All this and more on They Remade It! Plot Synopsis Timestamps: 12:50 - 25:26 ---------- Socials ---------- @ItRemade on X (Twitter) @theyremadeit.bsky.social on Bluesky theyremadeit@gmail.com

In this intense and thrilling episode, Stuart and Jacob tackle the gripping narratives of "The Wages of Fear" and its "kinda, sorta" 1977 adaptation "Sorcerer". They delve into the harrowing journey of transporting volatile nitroglycerin through treacherous terrain, examining the character-driven drama and suspense that both films offer. How do these films explore themes of desperation, survival, and the human condition under pressure? And what makes one adaptation stand out over the other? Is it the odd synthetic soundtrack that sticks out of one like a sore thumb? Also in this episode are discussions about the perplexing title choice for "Sorcerer", their comedic take on Joe's bizarre behavior, the surprising lack of worthwhile character development in the remake, and a debate on whether they would transport volatile materials across a dangerous jungle themselves. All this and more on They Remade It! Plot Synopsis Timestamps: 19:54 - 29:03 ---------- Socials ---------- @ItRemade on X (Twitter) @theyremadeit.bsky.social on Bluesky theyremadeit@gmail.com

In this horrific episode, Stuart and Jacob dive once more into the world of horror by comparing the 1933 classic "The Invisible Man" with its 2020 take. They explore the transition from the original's mad scientist narrative to the contemporary take on themes of gaslighting, manipulation, and abuse. How do these films reflect the changing nature of horror and societal fears? And what does it mean to be invisible in different eras? Also in this one are Elisabeth Moss, moderate disdain for "Smile 2", a discussion on the differences between the representations of science and it's repercussions, as well as some fun planning of future Universal Horror movies! All this and more on They Remade It! Plot Synopsis Timestamps: 19:56 - 29:54 ---------- Socials ---------- @ItRemade on X (Twitter) @theyremadeit.bsky.social on Bluesky theyremadeit@gmail.com

In this belated "They Re-Slayed It" episode (blame audio issues!), Stuart and Jacob tackle the world of Scooby Doo by comparing the 1998 animated film "Scooby-Doo on Zombie Island" with its 2019 sequel. They analyze the transition from the original's down-to-earth take on real supernatural elements in a Scooby-Doo story to the sequel's attempt at a postmodern, self-referential narrative. Does the sequel honor the legacy of its predecessor, or does it get lost in its own mystery? I think you probably know already! Also in this episode are Stuart's in depth review of "Frostpunk 2", a deliberation on the evolution of Scooby-Doo gang actors, a wild derail into plot-holes and inconsistencies, and the boys plan their own Scooby-Doo crossover movies. All this and more on They Remade It! Plot Synopsis Timestamps: 16:10 - 25:53 ---------- Socials ---------- @ItRemade on X (Twitter) @theyremadeit.bsky.social on Bluesky theyremadeit@gmail.com

In this gut-busting episode (we hope), Stuart and Jacob delve into the world of Broadway and film by comparing the original 1967 Mel Brooks classic "The Producers" with its 2005 musical adaptation. They explore the transition from a satirical comedy about a scheme to produce a Broadway flop into a full-fledged musical. How does the humor and satire of the original hold up against the more modern, song-filled remake? And what do these films say about our evolving approach to comedy and musicals? Anything? Anything at all? Also in this episode are discussions about the pronunciation of Zero Mostel's name, a dive into the deep-end with "Beetlejuice Beetlejuice", the question of when does satire stop being funny and start being hateful, and Stuart and Jacob creating their own musicals starring controversial figures. All this and more on They Remade It! Plot Synopsis Timestamps: 21:23 - 28:23 ---------- Socials ---------- @ItRemade on Twitter @theyremadeit.bsky.social on Bluesky theyremadeit@gmail.com

In this delicious episode, Stuart and Jacob dive into the nostalgic world of Nickelodeon by comparing the 1997 comedy "Good Burger" with its 2023 sequel, "Good Burger 2." They explore the transition of the original film's quirky, 90s charm to its modern-day counterpart. How does the humor and aesthetic of the original hold up in today's context? And what does the sequel bring to the table in terms of nostalgia and new content? Also in this episode are thoughts on the "Borderlands" movie, a discussion of behind the scenes Nickelodeon drama, ponderances of nostalgia, and an exercise in rebooting their own 90's property. All this and more on They Remade It! Plot Synopsis Timestamps: 32:07 - 39:26 ---------- Socials ---------- @ItRemade on Twitter @theyremadeit.bsky.social on Bluesky theyremadeit@gmail.com

In this thrilling episode, Stuart, Jacob, and mutual friend Stephanie take a deep dive into the world of genetically resurrected dinosaurs by comparing the original 1993 classic "Jurassic Park" with its 2015 sequel "Jurassic World." They explore the transformation of Michael Crichton's cautionary tale from a groundbreaking thriller to a modern-day action-packed spectacle. How does Spielberg's masterful direction hold up against Colin Trevorrow's CGI-laden sequel? And what do these films say about our evolving relationship with technology, nature, and corporate greed? Will they even touch on these topics while discussing wardrobe and Daniel Craig in "Knives Out"? Also in this episode are ruminations on "American Psycho", a debate on Dennis Nedry, the importance of lighting in films, and divorce as a theme in "Jurassic Park". Kind of. All this and more on They Remade It! Plot Synopsis Timestamps: 29:56 - 37:49 ---------- Socials ---------- @ItRemade on Twitter @theyremadeit.bsky.social on Bluesky theyremadeit@gmail.com

In this swashbuckling episode, Stuart and Jacob set sail on a journey comparing Disney's 1950 live-action classic "Treasure Island" with the 2002 animated sci-fi adventure "Treasure Planet." They delve into the transformation of Robert Louis Stevenson's timeless tale from a traditional pirate adventure to a futuristic space odyssey. How does the original film's stagey charm hold up against the visually stunning, yet polarizing, animated reimagining? And what do these adaptations say about Disney's evolving approach to storytelling and animation? Also in this episode is Jacob's unique Gene Hackman double feature, a disdain for early Disney live-action features, the unique animation techniques used in "Treasure Planet," and the curiosity that is the other sci-fi versions of "Treasure Island." All this and more on They Remade It! Plot Synopsis Timestamps: 23:20 - 37:18 ---------- Socials ---------- @ItRemade on Twitter @theyremadeit.bsky.social on Bluesky theyremadeit@gmail.com

Stuart and Jacob dive into the colorful world of "Hairspray," comparing John Waters' 1988 cult classic with the 2007 musical adaptation directed by Adam Shankman. They explore the evolution of Tracy Turnblad's story, from a quirky comedy about integration and body positivity to a high-energy musical extravaganza. How does the original's campy charm hold up against the star-studded, song-filled remake? And what do these films say about the changing landscape of social issues in cinema? Also in this episode, the hosts discuss Stuart's qualms with the logic of "Ella Enchanted", the impact of John Waters' unique filmmaking style, the differences in tone between the two films, and the significance of setting a film in the 1960s from the perspective of different decades. All this and more on They Remade It! Plot Synopsis Timestamps: 29:51 - 38:15 ---------- Socials ---------- @ItRemade on Twitter @theyremadeit.bsky.social on Bluesky theyremadeit@gmail.com

In yet another sci-fi episode (seriously, two in a row?!), Stuart and Jacob unearth the extraterrestrial saga of "War of the Worlds," comparing the iconic 1953 adaptation with Steven Spielberg's intense 2005 reimagining. They dissect the cinematic evolution of H.G. Wells' classic tale of invasion, survival, and the unexpected saviors of humankind. How does the technicolor vision of the '50s hold up against the gritty realism of the modern take? And what can we learn from the portrayal of humanity's resilience in the face of otherworldly conquerors? Also in this episode are bits about Stephen Spielberg's "Jaws", dissecting when a climax fails to feed into a story's ending, an odd appreciation for "War Horse", and an exercise in the weaknesses of antagonists. All this and more on They Remade It! Plot Synopsis Timestamps: 12:39 - 21:36 ---------- Socials ---------- @ItRemade on Twitter @theyremadeit.bsky.social on Bluesky theyremadeit@gmail.com

In this cosmic voyage of an episode, Stuart and Jacob traverse the starry expanse of Stanley Kubrick's "2001: A Space Odyssey" and its sequel "2010: The Year We Make Contact" directed by Peter Hyams. From the dawn of man to the birth of a new star, they delve into the evolution of a genre-defining classic and its less-celebrated successor. How does the enigmatic and visually stunning original compare to the more conventional narrative of the follow-up? And can the sequel's Cold War backdrop and additional characters stand up to the original's sparse and contemplative storytelling? Also in this episode are talks on the merits of long movie runtimes, ruminations on the initial episode of the Fallout television series, Jacob's memories of Lithgow and a dolphin, and a debate as to the purpose of the monoliths. All this and more on They Remade It! Plot Synopsis Timestamps: 19:10 - 28:08 ---------- Socials ---------- @ItRemade on Twitter @theyremadeit.bsky.social on Bluesky theyremadeit@gmail.com

In this head-to-head episode, Stuart and Jacob tackle the gridiron glory and comedic chaos of "The Longest Yard" – both the 1974 classic and its 2005 remake. With Burt Reynolds leading the '74 team and Adam Sandler at the helm in 2005, our hosts dissect the playbook on what makes a sports movie both entertaining and enduring. Does the original's blend of sports and comedy outmaneuver the remake's Happy Madison hijinks? And can anything in the 2005 version match the charisma of a mustache-less Reynolds? Join our hosts as they scrutinize the performances, the portrayal of prison life, and the effectiveness of the humor in both films. They discuss the cultural shifts that may have influenced the remake's approach and whether the story's essence survives amid the slapstick and spectacle. Plus, they share a few hypothetical remakes of their own, swapping out football for other sports, and casting choices that could lead the pack in these reimagined scenarios. Also in this episode are the unexpected appearances of sports figures turned actors, the tonal touchdowns and fumbles, and a brief detour into the realm of esports and Zack Snyder's filmography. This episode is a full-contact debate over which version of "The Longest Yard" deserves to hold the cinematic trophy aloft. Plot Synopsis Timestamps: 27:06 - 36:44 ---------- Socials ---------- @ItRemade on Twitter @theyremadeit.bsky.social on Bluesky theyremadeit@gmail.com

In this monumental 100th episode, Stuart and Jacob embark on a journey through one of the most epic sagas in cinematic history: The Lord of the Rings and The Hobbit trilogies. From the Shire to the fiery chasms of Mount Doom, they compare the grandeur of Peter Jackson's adaptations of J.R.R. Tolkien's beloved works. How does the grand trilogy fare against its prequel counterpart? Can the charm of Bilbo's unexpected journey hold a candle to Frodo's perilous quest? Join our hosts as they navigate the realms of Middle-earth, discussing the highs and lows, the pacing, the effects (both practical and CGI), and the emotional weight carried by Frodo and Sam's friendship. They also ponder the necessity of The Hobbit's expansion into three films and the impact of its added fluff. Plus, they share their personal connections to the series, favorite moments, and the scenes that have aged like fine elven wine - or goblin grog. Also in this episode are talks of a survival horror game featuring a magical station wagon, Bob Hoskins playing a cad, a special "100th episode" trivia game, and most importantly: The Hobbit on PlayStation 2. This episode is a true celebration of They Remade It's centennial (that's the right wording, right?) milestone, so grab your lembas bread, and let's toast to another hundred episodes - or until our hosts decide they've had enough of remakes. Plot Synopsis Timestamps: 24:49 - 46:26 ---------- Socials ---------- @ItRemade on Twitter @theyremadeit.bsky.social on Bluesky theyremadeit@gmail.com

Stuart takes a dive into the films of one of his most loved video game franchises of recent years, and he drags Jacob along for the ride. It seems like only yesterday the two were covering the Mario movies, how do they fair entering the territory of gaming movies once again? Tune in to find out! Also in this episode are Jacob's disdain for Matthew Vaughn, a hitman brawl that may or may not have happened according to one of our hosts, a surprise disagreement, and an extensive discussion on the villainous Metamorpho. All this and more on They Remade It! Plot Synopsis Timestamps: 20:47 - 31:05 ---------- Socials ---------- @ItRemade on Twitter theyremadeit@gmail.com

Season 6 has finally arrived, and our duo has a lot to discuss. In terms of what they've been doing this past month, but also with a couple animated features to take everyone into the new year. And whaddya know, another one that released in 2023! Seems they're getting more and more current overtime! Or maybe they're running out of movies to talk about? . . . never! Also in this episode are Jacob's 2023 rundown, love for Miranda Richardson, a brief diatribe about Michael Eisner, and Disney's Home on the Range versus Animal Farm: who will win?1 All this and more on They Remade It! Plot Synopsis Timestamps: 25:29 - 32:41 ---------- Socials ---------- @ItRemade on Twitter theyremadeit@gmail.com

2023 has come and gone, and Stuart and Jacob had a "meh" time of it all. There were highs and lows of course, but if they were tier ranking years of recent memory, 2023 would fall square in the middle for the both of them. That doesn't mean they don't have things to talk about though! Throughout the course of this longer than average episode, Stuart and Jacob discuss varying aspects of the year, reviewing The Oscars and Annies (kind of), upcoming releases, a few of the individuals that were lost, and they reflect on their favorite (and least favorite) films that they saw this past year. Happy Holidays and to a prosperous new year! ---------- Socials ---------- @ItRemade on Twitter theyremadeit@gmail.com

And you thought They Remade It would get away without covering a Disney movie on this years schedule? That would never happen. And this time, they've brought along a third co-host in Stuart's partner, Hannah. Tis the season to make multiple people suffer through Disney's live-action output! Also in this episode are talks about Sordid Lives, Franz Ferdinand, the confusing character choices of The Little Mermaid remake, and our three intrepid hosts posing their own animated adaptations of live-action movies. All this and more on They Remade It! Plot Synopsis Timestamps: 19:24 - 27:56 ---------- Socials ---------- @ItRemade on Twitter theyremadeit@gmail.com

Another holiday episode, and another episode from Stuart and Jacob going over three separate movies, each one tackling three separate individuals as they overcome themselves for the care of a child. How does each one compare, and how will the duo handle a return to John Wayne town four+ years later? Also in this episode are discussions on Satoshi Kon's output, biblical theming, what constitutes a reward for sacrifice, and an anime rendition of The Santa Clause? All this and more on They Remade It! Plot Synopsis Timestamps: 31:24 - 40:56 ---------- Socials ---------- @ItRemade on Twitter theyremadeit@gmail.com

What better way to bridge the gap between Halloween and the ensuing months than a movie about aliens? And who would've guessed it would get a sequel/remake hybrid over 2 decades after the original?! Well, Stuart and Jacob, given everything they've seen. They certainly weren't surprised. Also in this episode are updates on some late Halloween horror viewings, Kumail Nanjiani's horrendous Pawnee character (and his interminable one-liners), grunge versus sleek, and ruminating on Andy Dick being an alien? All this and more on They Remade It! Plot Synopsis Timestamps: 21:19 - 33:09 ---------- Socials ---------- @ItRemade on Twitter theyremadeit@gmail.com

And rounding out this spooktacular season is yet another of the heavy hitters in the Universal monster canon. While the original manages to sport Claude Rains and Lon Chaney Jr., the remake comes out swinging with folks like Anthony Hopkins and Benicio del Toro. Is either of these truly better than the other? We might even have Stuart and Jacob disagreeing on this episode (it's been a while!). Also in this episode is a shout-out to Stuart's sisters band, thoughts on when backstory becomes just a bit too much, ruminating on the natural versus supernatural, and some light impressions of Maria Ouspenskaya. All this and more on They Remade It! Plot Synopsis Timestamps: 15:30 - 23:37 ---------- Socials ---------- @ItRemade on Twitter theyremadeit@gmail.com

It's finally the spooky season once again, and as is tradition Stuart and Jacob will be bringing the horror this October. They've already touched on two Universal monsters in the past, so why not bring in who is arguably the most famous of them all? I mean, a comedy pseudo-sequel just came out earlier this year, so what better time to mirror the Frankenstein/Young Frankenstein episode than this pick? Also in this episode is Stuart's disenfranchisement with Starfield, the loveable ham that is Nicholas Cage, more of The Lost Skeleton of Cadavra, and what background character would Stuart and Jacob give their own movie? All this and more on They Remade It! Plot Synopsis Timestamps: 29:47 - 41:25 ---------- Socials ---------- @ItRemade on Twitter theyremadeit@gmail.com

In keep with the incredibly depressing podcast episodes as of late, the two movies being discussed today touch on nuclear annihilation! Are Stuart and Jacob doing this on purpose? One has to wonder... Also in this episode is a bit of a talk on Starfield, Jacob's thoughts on Eddie Deezen, quotable lines, and a discussion on just why this of all things received a sequel in the first place?! All this and more on They Remade It! Plot Synopsis Timestamps: 25:46 - 34:25 ---------- Socials ---------- @ItRemade on Twitter theyremadeit@gmail.com

Well, they've finally done it. Stuart and Jacob have both been bad-mouthing the state of movies and the MCU for all these years, and it's finally come home to roost in the form of Captain America. Will they finally see eye to eye with a Marvel movie? Or will they go on any tangent possible to avoid the inevitable? Also in this episode is ruminations on Skyrim, the acting chops of both Stanley Tucci and Toby Jones, a thankfully *brief* bit on the state of Marvel movies, and the amazing power of faking stomach cramps to hijack civilian vehicles! All this and more on They Remade It! Plot Synopsis Timestamps: 30:28 - 43:12 ---------- Socials ---------- @ItRemade on Twitter theyremadeit@gmail.com

Stuart and Jacob jump back into musicals, their first take on the genre in a long time (at least one that isn't related to an animated Disney feature). And boy is there plenty to chew on here, because as far as the story goes they're mostly identical, but some of those few differences are important and context redefining. Also in this episode is a prolonged discussion on the merits of Barbie, talks on music getting stuck in your head, a brief tangent into Best Picture movies covered on the show, and Jacob mistaking Return of the Jedi for Empire Strikes Back! All this and more on They Remade It! Plot Synopsis Timestamps: 32:20 - 40:20 ---------- Socials ---------- @ItRemade on Twitter theyremadeit@gmail.com

CW upfront, this episode does feature some discussion of verbal, physical, and sexual assault as these acts are featured in this weeks movies. A bit of a rough one this time around as Stuart and Jacob. There are things to like about both of these, but boy are they dark, and honestly neither of them would blame you for skipping this one. Also in this episode is another appearance from David Warner, a discussion on their histories in the South and Midwest, analysis of James Woods's vitriol, and a couple of obscure references to boot! All this and more on They Remade It! Plot Synopsis Timestamps: 22:49 - 31:38 ---------- Socials ---------- @ItRemade on Twitter theyremadeit@gmail.com

Stuart and Jacob have gone back to not just the Shakespeare well, but the well of "modern day Shakespeare retellings that feature the source materials dialogue". One takes place in an olde Denmark, while the other sees itself in high rises and corporate structures as a part of a New York setting. Is on better than the other, and can the magic of the Romeo & Juliet episode be recaptured?! Also in this episode are Stuart running the media gamut, lauding of the late Sir Laurence Olivier, bewilderment at the inclusion of Bill Murray in a Shakespeare production, and a surprise visit from Eartha Kitt. All this and more on They Remade It! Plot Synopsis Timestamps: 22:05 - 29:38 ---------- Socials ---------- @ItRemade on Twitter theyremadeit@gmail.com

Stuart inadvertently selected a film this week that Jacob adored as an adolescent. So that's sure to cause some interesting reassessment. And when it comes to the remake, is there anything to offer other than abrupt and nowhere-near subtle product placement? It's time to discuss. Also in this episode are some gushings on Legend of Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom, the bizarreness of Josh Peck's appearance, a rant on movie posters, and a breakdown at the hands of the infamous Red Dawn "Subway" scene. All this and more on They Remade It! Plot Synopsis Timestamps: 18:21 - 29:41 ---------- Socials ---------- @ItRemade on Twitter theyremadeit@gmail.com

Hot of the heels of the recent release from Illumination, Stuart and Jacob sat down to talk about two video game films. One features a strange development cycle and baffling choices, with the other having seemingly more of a standard production and more middle of the road choices. How will the duo ever navigate their way out of these comparisons?! Also in this episode are bits on Beau is Afraid's confusing beauty, the copious amount of voice acting talent on display, countless examples of trivia provided by Stuart, and Jacob breaking down the Mario soundtrack. All this and more on They Remade It! Plot Synopsis Timestamps: 19:40 - 26:50 ---------- Socials ---------- @ItRemade on Twitter theyremadeit@gmail.com

Finally, a return to the podcast that dreams are made of. And it's been quite a while since Stuart and Jacob dove into the noir well, a genre that they are both a little mixed towards on the best of days. But does that impact the analysis and their adoration for one of these films? Tune in and find out! Also in this episode are talks on whether or not No Man's Sky has really improved, the magnificence of Sydney Greenstreet (who is an excellent character, sir!), discussion on what's in an ending, and the lasting legacy of Humphrey Bogart. All this and more on They Remade It! Plot Synopsis Timestamps: 29:19 - 36:51 ---------- Socials ---------- @ItRemade on Twitter theyremadeit@gmail.com

What, and so soon after the previous episode? Yes, in what is a rare occurrence, to make up for their previous lateness on episode delivery Stuart and Jacob assembled to talk about death, a topic that is near and dear to their hearts. But what's this? Death has gone on holiday? To people in the US nowadays even know what that means? And as always, how does the original direct adaptation of the Italian play fare against a much longer and much more recent take? Also in this episode are some talks on city building games, bits on when it is that length truly hinders a movie, an ode to the character stylings of Jeffrey Tambor, and pondering on just why Death was messing with folks in the intro of the 1934 version. All this and more on They Remade It! Plot Synopsis Timestamps: 27:43 - 34:25 ---------- Socials ---------- @ItRemade on Twitter theyremadeit@gmail.com

After a bit longer of a delay than either would've liked, Stuart and Jacob have returned and their talking apes. Did you know that they have their own planet? And the it's status of being a completely separate entity or Earth in the future is slightly muddled along the way. Just how confusing can the Tim Burton adaptation manage to make things? And does the original 1968 version deserve it's rank as a seminal sci-fi classic? Also in this episode are some light musings on The Whale, love for Dr. Zaius, shafting the late David Warner in favor of more Paul Giamatti, and no seriously, what is the deal with the Tim Burton ending? All this and more on They Remade It! Plot Synopsis Timestamps: 22:22 - 32:55 ---------- Socials ---------- @ItRemade on Twitter theyremadeit@gmail.com

New year, new movies for Stuart and Jacob to talk about. Speaking of, Jacob felt a little down starting 2022 off with Space Jam, as neither film was all that great. So back to the drawing board as the duo discusses two John Carpenter classics! Does Escape from New York hold up, and is Escape from L.A. as rough as people say? Also in this episode is Jacob's refusal to be Skinamarink-pilled, discussion about the talented Ernest Borgnine, a brief tangent on the Rob Schneider's contributions to the film medium, and a bit more praise for Roland Emmerich's Independence Day. All this and more on They Remade It! Plot Synopsis Timestamps: 26:41 - 34:30 ---------- Socials ---------- @ItRemade on Twitter theyremadeit@gmail.com

2022 has had it's ups and downs for sure, but Stuart and Jacob are both looking ahead to the new year with promise, bright-eyed and bushy-tailed as nana used to say. Of course, there are plenty of releases to look forward to in the new year as well... aren't there? Throughout the course of this longer than average episode, Stuart and Jacob discuss varying aspects of the year, reviewing The Oscars and Annies (kind of), a few of the individuals that were lost, and they reflect on their favorite (and least favorite) films that they saw this past year. Happy Holidays and to a prosperous new year! ---------- Socials ---------- @ItRemade on Twitter theyremadeit@gmail.com

Stuart and Jacob are ending off the year by talking about the Grinch, in all of his forms. Literally! They have a habit for going big for the final episode of the year, so why not once again discuss 3 movies (well, 2 movies and an animated special) to round out 2022. How does the mean miser fare across his various adaptations? Time to tune in and find out! Also in this episode is discussion about the OTHER Grinch specials (there are at least 2), Benedict Cumberbatch's underwhelming performance, the different musical stylings displayed in each take, and a rant about the current state of animated feature films to top off the whole discussion. All this and more on They Remade It! Plot Synopsis Timestamps: 17:35 - 26:30 ---------- Socials ---------- @ItRemade on Twitter theyremadeit@gmail.com

A Christmas classic to be certain, and a remake Stuart and Jacob have been longing to cover no doubt. A holiday romp about the joy of the season quickly turns into a courtroom drama in both films being discussed here, and the stakes for Santa have never been higher! How do both of these resolve, and does one handle it's premise better than the other? Also in this episode is Aqua Teen talk (at long last), Edmund Gwenn's stunning performance as Saint Nick, Richard Richard Attenborough's creepier take, and a heaping helping of disdain for incidental music in 90's family films. All this and more on They Remade It! Plot Synopsis Timestamps: 22:33 - 28:15 ---------- Socials ---------- @ItRemade on Twitter theyremadeit@gmail.com

Halloween has come and gone, but doesn't mean that Stuart and Jacob can't talk about something else that's horror adjacent. And good news for the two of them, it's also musical and sci-fi related as well, combining a favorite genre of each person into one movie! Does the television-made remake hold a candle to the cult classic original? Be sure to tune in and find out. Also in this episode is some discussion of recent horror movies well after Halloween 2022 has already passed, talks on multiple potential future episodes, debates on the merits of similar sounding soundtracks, and nothing but reverence for Tim Curry. All this and more on They Remade It! Plot Synopsis Timestamps: 27:00 - 34:00 ---------- Socials ---------- @ItRemade on Twitter theyremadeit@gmail.com

And so Halloween 2022 comes to a close, and once more Stuart and Jacob have decided to take a look at a horror film many consider to be a classic and it's more contemporary counterpart. With the likes of Vincent Price, Jeff Goldblum, and Geena Davis rounding out the casts of the movies, they're sure to be entertained. But where do they stand on this penultimate horror episode of 2022? Yes, penultimate, another is coming soon... Also in this episode is a brief interlude on the then-recent Mario movie trailer, a look into the mind of all Goldblum characters, the creepy creations of Cronenberg, and numerous questions about baboons. All this and more on They Remade It! Plot Synopsis Timestamps: 21:00 - 28:00 ---------- Socials ---------- @ItRemade on Twitter theyremadeit@gmail.com

Starting off the batch of Halloween episodes right with a classic from the mind of George Romero. And another from the mind of Zack Snyder. How do they two movies relate, and is there anything praise worthy in the remake? Not-so-great in the original? Tune in to hear Stuart and Jacob talk all about it. Also in this episode is a prolonged discussion on city-building with beavers, a civilized discussion on the nature of jumpscares and fast-moving zombies, a surprisingly fun soundtrack, and the the greatness of one-off character Norma. All this and more on They Remade It! Plot Synopsis Timestamps: 29:00 - 37:50 ---------- Socials ---------- @ItRemade on Twitter theyremadeit@gmail.com

Well, seems Jacob screwed up and the secret episode they had planned fell through at the last minute, so he pulled a last minute selection out of his sleeve and he and Stuart are discussing it today! Another comedy pick, and apparently this is a topic that has been on the backburner since sometime in 2020! What fun! Also in this episode is talk on that new Predator movie Prey, some appropriate praise for Mr.'s Falk and Arkin, fuming over this David Suchet/Albert Brooks "relationship", and even a talk on the most horrid movies they've covered in the past (which are ALL considered watchable by the both of them). All this and more on They Remade It! Plot Synopsis Timestamps: 17:19 - 25:00 ---------- Socials ---------- @ItRemade on Twitter theyremadeit@gmail.com

It's been quite a long time since Stuart and Jacob covered a Roger Corman-adjacent picture on the show. In fact, not since season 1 all the way back in 2018. It's nice to know that after all of this time, a Corman picture hasn't changed. Whether he's directing or producing, it just has that feel. How does the remake compare, and where does it decide to take it's social commentary? Tune in to find out! Also in this episode is some gushing over fumbling around as a cat in new video game Stray, Jason Statham providing riveting character development, confusing mixed messages regarding violence in the original film, and one of Sylvester Stallone's greatest roles to date. All this and more on They Remade It! Plot Synopsis Timestamps: 21:20-30:39 ---------- Socials ---------- @ItRemade on Twitter theyremadeit@gmail.com

Well, if anything else you certainly can't say that Jacob doesn't make interesting selections for the show. Who knew that the Audrey Hepburn/Cary Grant classic had a modern retelling, and one that leaned so heavily into the arthouse cinema side as well. But the true question remains: are either of these any good, and do they work as comedies or dramas or whatever they're passing themselves off as? Also in this episode is some very slight praise for Phil Tippett's Mad God, anger towards mashed together soundtracks, creepy mother's with no bearing on story, and an appearance from French film star Charles Aznavour! Not in the podcast necessarily, just in the movie. Sorry for getting your hopes up. All this and more on They Remade It! Plot Synopsis Timestamps: 25:17-32:25 ---------- Socials ---------- @ItRemade on Twitter theyremadeit@gmail.com

Just in time for the real Independence Day, Stuart and Jacob sat down to discuss the 1996 Roland Emmerich movie and its overdue sequel, complete with pointless franchise setup at the end. Oh, weren't they ambitious? It the Super Mario Bros. Movie all over again! But, that being said, are either of these truly bad? I'm sure the boys have some thoughts on that matter. Also in this episode is catching up on Despicable Me, a brief diatribe on the state of body horror, gushing over a very brief appearance from Harvey Fierstein, and a discussion on taking advantage on the establishment of a new timeline. All this and more on They Remade It! Plot Synopsis Timestamps: 31:00-41:00 ---------- Socials ---------- @ItRemade on Twitter theyremadeit@gmail.com