Damn, That's Scary

Tighten your turkey holes and prepare for some stuffing, it's Thanksgiving at DTS! We're shooting blanks and giving thanks for everything on our glorious flat earth in this “very special” episode of your favorite colonial crap-cast. Prepare yourself for a hearty helping of news, trailers, and giblets including Beetlejuice 2, a prequel to The Omen, and a very bad CGI Gator! Gorge your gullets on a timely and topical exploration of Eli Roth's salacious slasher THANKSGIVING! Our final course is a preview of the Shudder exclusive WHEN EVIL LURKS, a film so españa we had to do a google search to figure out how to type it into this paragraph. Feliz día de acción de gracias, horror sluts!

Ladies, Gentlemen, and Cold-Blue-Spread-Eagle-Husks, your favorite para-professional podcasters are back once again! Having recently celebrated the spooky season in the most magnificent of fashions, we're ready to share our experiences (and infections) with you, the last of our loyal listeners. Consider yourselves the chosen few who will accompany us on our inevitable psychosexual space journey through the stars (and eventually become our only source of sustenance) as we drift aimlessly toward destiny in an effort to commune with the higher power we've been chasing ever since our families forced us to attend all those boring AA meetings. Also, we'll be talking about McKamey Manor, the Five Nights at Freddy's debacle, and new nocturnal releases from our hero Fede Alvarez. Get ready for our signature blend of news, trailers, and …you know how this works just listen to the episode.

The ramblin' boys of DTS reminisce about love, loss, and positions past as we bid a fairly fond farewell to what turned out to be an overall pretty mid summer. After an entirely gratuitous and unnecessary season-long sabbatical, we're back in the habit (like a nun on the run) and ready to distract you from your monotonous yet potentially hazardous day jobs with our signature blend of whore-flavored horror humor! Remember: if you lose a finger because your favorite podcast hosts distracted you with dick jokes, your employer owes you compensation. Consider retaining one of us for legal representation, just don't expect us to ever be in the same room again because we're fighting. One of us is completely mid and the other has a sexual disease, so choose wisely. (You can find the phone number in your nearest bathroom stall) This episode we review “TALK TO ME”, a ghost movie so scary they had to make it in the outback. Welcome to Season 5!

The incorrigible inebriates at DTS are confused to announce that we are now filming in front of a live studio audience! If you prefer your comedy situational, then we sure have something for you to sit through. Don't worry, just turn your mind off and laugh when the person next to you does. Did you say you're alone in a dark room with a drugpipe in one hand and a 64oz Mellow Yellow in the other? Then let us be your tour guides on this journey to prosperity. Remember kid, only shooting stars break the mold. Oh, and this episode's feature review is the 1989 Scott Spiegel supermarket smashterpiece “INTRUDER”! It's got Bruce Campbell and some Raimi's involved, so you know this isn't your grandma's weekly trip to the local Food Lion. Hide your kids, hide your wife, and tape up your orifices just to be safe, because the INTRUDER is coming, and he's hungry for fresh produce. That's not a metaphor.

After a mind-altering encounter with a somewhat sinister fish, the courageous pioneers at DTS have returned from a mysterious mountain getaway with a crazed look in their eye and a Lovecraftian tale of terror to tell! Tune in as we ramble and rave through news and trailers, and struggle to maintain our tenuous grip on sanity with reviews of two of the biggest releases of the season. First, we expore the nature of narcissistic night stalking (and the ravenous rantings of Nic “National Treasure” Cage) as we discuss Chris Mckay's RENFIELD. Then its time for an unprecedented trip to the terror tower as deadites diversify their domiciles in our multi-level elevator accessed superstructure review of Lee Cronin's EVIL DEAD: RISE. Will we succomb to the Walachian whims of a vituperative vampire? Will we somehow come to our senses and kick our undead adversaries out a fifth story window? This episode probably neglects to offer any real answers, but one thing is for sure…WE SAW THE FISH, AND IT DROVE US MAAAAAAD!!

Your two favorite horror hosts courageously fight on through all manner of sickness and drug-fuelled dementia for the stunning conclusion of FELDMARCH! We're drinking tea and filling our cavities with as many pills as we can handle (with the help of our favorite martial arts master), to bring you all the Corey Content you can cram into your crannies. If you love extreme sports as much as you love sucking on Corey, you'll really want to dig your little fangs into our feature review of 2008's “LOST BOYS 2: THE TRIBE”… it truly is the tribal tattoo of vampire movie sequels. The FELD must MARCH on!

DTS is back after our most controversial (and successful!) last episode, and we're ready to celebrate FELDMARCH! That's right, it's an entire month (give or take a few weeks) entirely devoted to the fabulous frog brother, the glorious goonie, the manic-moonwalker, the Jason-killer, and supposedly one of the fucking ninja turtles… our personal favorite Corey… it's FELDMAN! But first we're bringing you all the news, trailers, teasers, and tidbits you can handle! That's why people listen to us right? RIGHT?! Our Feature Feldview is the 1989 Feldsterpiece “THE ‘BURBS”, starring Tom “Not-Corey” Hanks and Corey “Not-Haim” Feldman. If you thought the last episode was incredible (it was), get ready for a full on Feld-manic meltdown of suburban proportions!

DTS is back and better than ever, baby! After a brief hiatus, your favorite horror podcast is poised to make it's triumphant return. Get ready for a new era of terror, trivia, and titillation, because we have finally achieved our true ultimate form. And by that we mean that Greg is gone, and Micah has found a new alcoholic miscreant to help him drag his soggy ass through news, trailers, and…whatever. Get ready to hear a lot about 2022's “TRASH JUICE”, including an interview with director/shiteater Doug Waugh (from Slashers podcast and B-Movie TV). (Note: In response to recent concerns about our signature brand of offensive humor, this episode has been edited from it's original form. It took almost 100 episodes but we finally received threats. Luckily, Episode 98 v1.6.9 is now even better than before. Nothing can keep DTS down, not even terrorism!)

For those of you out there who enjoy standing in line for intercourse, your wait is over… [Part II] is here! If you made it through our review of “FEAST” (and are somehow still hungry for more), its time to strap on your lucha mask, pile yourself into a hastily assembled catapult, and launch yourself into a world of pure unbridled entertainment for 2008's “FEAST II: SLOPPY SECONDS”! If you're tired of wasting time at your boring old grandma's house, celebrate the holidays with the Gulagers this year…the food isn't as good, but you're guaranteed to come home sticky!

Have you ever wondered what would happen if the Grinch(tm) murdered everyone in Whoville? Or what would happen if someone fed a boatload of Cocaine to a Bear? Ever pontificate on the questionable acting choices of Mickey “Mr. Yunioshi” Rooney? This episode will answer all the important questions in life (and some of the really stupid ones), so tune in and check out our newest trailers, previews, updates, and indecent proposals. And if you think that sounds inappropriate, wait until you hear our feature review of a super sloppy sequel in [Part II]!

According to the homeless individuals we polled on the street outside the BICBP studio, the new format is a raging success (and we're a ton of fun to drink with)! So for those of you who get crippling headaches when things don't come to completion, your frustration is over… [Part II] is here! Our feature review this week is the 2005 carnivorous classic “FEAST”! If you love gratuitous gore, frantic fornication, controversial comedy, and/or are personal friends with everyone in the Gulager family…throw on your favorite Oasis album and treat yourself to this epic tale of wonder and woe! Or don't, but you'll miss out on the apology corner and a bunch of Wonderwall jokes…

Here at DTS we're nothing if not innovators (and alcoholics), so this week we're bringing you a new format! [Part I] is all the recent horror news, previews, trailers, teasers and tossers you expect from our concupiscent cohosts! We also lament the passing of (yet another) of our fallen celebrity heroes, and celebrate the fruit-filled seasonal harvest that we've all been missing for so many years. Stay tuned for [Part 2] for a feature review that's sure to have you giving thanks…for our accurate and insightful commentary! It's like “GRINDHOUSE” but both parts star Kurt Russell and you won't have to pee in a cup during the intermission (unless you want to, we don't judge)!

We're back and we're blastin' bears straight up your bruin chute with the epic conclusion of OCTOBEAR! New updates on the Stranger Things” Season 5 opener, Danny Boyle's super sequel “28 Months Later”, Dobberman does “Salem's Lot”, Ghostface Takes Manhattan, Brian Fuller's “Friday the 13th” Prequel, Bronenberg's “Infinity Pool”, and much much more! Then we're joined by guest host RoboRemar(tm) for our feature review of Hank Braxton's 2015 bear-bortion “UNNATURAL (aka MANEATER)”! If you ever wondered what would happen if Ajax teamed up with Audrey Horne to fight a genetically enhanced polar bear, then this film will make all of your unnecessarily specific dreams come true!

We're deep into spooky season and we're so jacked up on reboots we can BEAR-ly contain ourselves! That's right, OCTOBEAR rages on as we give you poignant, insightful reviews of HELLRAISER (2022), HALLOWEEN ENDS, and our usual slew of teasers, trailers, and titillations! Then we take to the woods to explore the epic tale of a burly lumberjack and his lifelong killer vendetta against any and all unwary ursids—it's 1983-2021's “GRIZZLY II: THE REVENGE”! After almost 40 years of post production it has to be good, right?…RIGHT?! HAPPY HALLOWEEN, BEAR BUSTERS!

It's time to say “sayonara, Samhain” and “hasta la vista, Halloween”, because here at DTS we're celebrating the menacing month of OCTOBEAR! It's exactly what it sounds like…we're doing bear movies now. BUT FIRST, we talk trailers, speculate on “SPAWN”, and drill into the Dahmer series (starring Evan “Eat It” Peters)! More importantly, we give you the only correct opinion on Robb Zombie's “The Munsters” (hint: its the best). Our feature review is 1979's eco-conscious ursine bear-venture “THE PROPHECY”! No, not the one with Chris Walken, but there is a chainsaw fight and a big mushy ManBearPig! IT'S UNBEARLIEVABLE!

FULL FOON FUMMER FFFFT comes to an end, and the virile vulgarians at DTS are experimenting with A.I. technology! Things get a little dicey, judgment day is narrowly avoided, and we bring you all the news and previews you expect from the consummate professionals that we are. Our craptastic creature-feature this week is 1987's “CREEPOZOIDS!” starring Linnea Quigley (and friends)! Don't let the title fool you, it's actually high-concept science fiction because we're intellectuals with degrees and…ok it sucks.

Someone put a silver bullet between our eyes, because we're officially sick and tired of all these freakin' werewolves! Our FUZZY FUMMER FANTASY is almost over, and soon we'll be rid of these full-moon fleabags! But first, we bring you some upcoming previews, including District 10 (and a very special, slippery guest), the 4K UHD release of one of our favorite films, and a brief but undeniably reverent eulogy for Clu “Burt Burt” Gulager. Our feature review is arguably the worst thing to ever emerge from a secret lab in nazi Germany, its Andrew Jones' 2017 historic-horror-holo…graph…“WEREWOLVES OF THE THIRD REICH”! It was so unpleasant to watch, you'd think it was directed by Arnolf Hilter himself!!

The 2022 FULL MOON FUNFETTI FESTIVAL forges on! So grab your grease paint and cream up your pies, because DTS is going ICP! We've graduated from clown college with flying colors, and we're traveling the world with the sketchiest carnival this side of the methadone clinic! But first, we discuss the release of “The Lair” by Neil Marshall, an upcoming R-Rated “Scooby Doo” starring Freddie “Fred” Prinze Jr., and an as-yet-unnamed erotic thriller involving Barbara Crampton and Jeffy Combs! Our funhouse feature is the 2010 clowntastic classic “KILLJOY 3: KILLJOY'S REVENGE”! So if you like Stephen King's '“IT”, but you're too much of a juggalo to be concerned with things like “acting” or “plot”, join us on our journey to the carnival of carnage! WHOOP WHOOOOOOOP!!

What's better than a film about a needlessly violent kindergarten cop brawling his way through a halfway house full of hot-to-trot teenage were-women? LITERALLY ANYTHING. This week, your two favorite alcoholics hit the road to Amityville, but instead of horror we find only shame and regret (again). But first, we lament the fantastic failure that is Resident Evil (the show, not the games), anticipate the newest upcoming brain-twister by monumental mindfreak M. Night Shyamalan (starring Dave “Not Groot” Bautista), and celebrate the undisputed perfection of Rob Zombie's take on “The Munsters”! Our feature review is the worst thing to happen in 2021, Thomas J. Churchill's embarrassing attempt at entertainment “THE AMITYVILLE MOON”. It's a…well, it's a movie. But don't worry, the DTS FULL MOON FUMMER FEST fails upward, onward, and always!

After a week long lasagna bender celebrating the current YEAR(?) OF THE FULL MOON, your favorite semolina slayers find themselves imprisoned in the dank, dark depths of a kinky Italian castle! We discuss upcoming releases from Isaac “Espanol” Ezban and “Money” Mike Flanagan, then speculate on the subtext of Stranger Things, and feign enthusiasm for the sure-to-be-sh*t-show that is Halloween Ends! Our feature review is Stuart Gordon's cautionary tale of drunk driving and hastily-inherited foreign real estate…1995's “CASTLE FREAK”! We're spaghetti soldiers on a meatball mission, and not even a cat-hungry, sack-dragging, albino CHUD can hold us back!

Mister Charles Bandichev, tear down this wall! This week we're studying abroad, and our scholastic sights are set on the suspiciously (formerly) soviet streets of Prejnar, Romania! But first, we're talking anthologies with American Horror Stories, an unearthed special edition of Event Horizon, and some movie trailers that tap into our deepest, sweatiest fears! Our full moon feature is the 1991 Transylvanian tragedy “SUBSPECIES”, starring the sauce boss of sucking, Ragu “Marinara” Vladislav! FULL MOON JULYCANTHROPY includes vampires too, because we make the rules, and if you disagree we'll bite your neck! BLEHHHH!!

Our FULL MOON SUMMER FIESTA howls onward, this time with some much needed elegance and class! We're nothing without our listeners, so when we were called out on our piggliness, we gave the show a full overhaul of opulence! (Just kidding, this episode we make weiner jokes for 50 minutes then pass out drunk in each others' arms) But first, we take advantage of our rare moments of clarity to discuss the upcoming H.MF.R. Giger video game “Scorn”, Phil Tippet's decades-in-the-making animated opus “Mad God”, and a very special alleged cryptid photo from the down-underverse! Then we lick our lycan lips over Lowell Dean and his 2014 police procedural drama “WOLF COP”! Burglars beware, no criminal scum is safe from Lou Garou… HERE COMES THE FUZZ!!

Hide the silver and lock yourselves indoors because FULL MOON JUNE is a thing we're doing now! So chain yourself to a radiator and check out our spoiler-free review of Cronenberg's “Crimes of the Future”, come get some Duke Nukem movie news, and learn why Neve “Not In Part 6” Campbell may or may not be in Scream 6! (Also some seriously spooky streaming series announcements!) Try not to transform until after our feature review of Philippe Mora's 1987 ozploitation pouchfest “THE HOWLING III: MARSUPIALS”! Get comfortable because the wolf moon has arrived, and these woods aren't safe at night!

We're piling ourselves into our sarcophagi and sealing ourselves into a sandstone tomb full of cobras, because the time has finally come to wrap up the mumtastic mumsploitation mumth of MUMMAY! But before we begin our eternal slumber we're bringing you Stranger Things news, a Pennywise BTS documentary, and a quick update on the Texas Chainsaw Massacre interactive video game! But fear not, antics await with the globetrotting Fraser Family (tm) as we review the 2008 mandarin misadventure THE MUMMY III: TOMB OF THE DRAGON EMPEROR! So if you're a tomb robber, pyramid pilferer, grave grabber or crypt criminal…please come resurrect us with some kind of scroll or magic jewel, we have a show to do and we didn't really think this thing through…

Stuff your lunchables in a sack and get your buns on the bus, MUMMAY is taking you on a field trip to the museum! We barf our way through a brief review of “Salo”, enter the Predator-verse with “Prey” news, and cleanse our filthy palettes with the “Resurrection” of Rebecca Hall and Tim “Bellboy” Roth. Then we're camping out overnight in the Egyptian wing for the 1932 KARLOFF KLASSIC, “THE MUMMY”! Get ready for husk-hypnosis and mummy-magic, because this is one public exhibition that won't get you arrested!

The mysterious mumth of MUMMAY mumtinues, and we're trippin sandy balls on pyramid gas! We hallucinate some SCREAM sequel updates, regurgitate a big wet pile of RESIDENT EVIL, and make a high-stakes bet regarding the early career of Keanu “Theodore” Reeves! When we finally regain consciousness, we delve deep into the tomb of the Safariman with 1981's “DAWN OF THE MUMMY”! We talk the mummy talk, we dance the mummy dance, but if we catch you walking like a Mesopotamian we'll remove your brains through your nasal passage! IT'S MUMMAY!!

Pack your organs in a jar and bundle your booties in bandages, because the time has come to mummense our new mumthly movie mumstravaganza…its MUM-MAY! (get it?) Strap in, we're taking a trip to Egypt (and possibly outer space), to raid some tombs, resurrect the husks of ancient royalty, and nationalize some serious treasures! We tease a Sam ”Darkman” Raimi x Stephen “Cocaine” King adaptation, revive Wan-O-Mania with the upcoming sequel to “The Nun”, and discuss the intimate personal affairs of the Smith family for “I Am Legend 2: The Entanglement Continues”! We're unwrapping MUMMAY with a terrifying tetrahedron full of fetid feral found footage felines as we review the 2014 mummsterpiece “THE PYRAMID”!

Judgment Day is finally here as we conclude our (approximately) month-long MARCH of the PENGUINS! But before we get raptured we honor the illustrious careers of Ace “Drugs” Frehley and James “Lo Pan” Hong! Then check out some sacriliciously scary trailers, speculate on the future of Glen “Danzig” Danzig's directorial adventures, and make a few shady backdoor deals with the devil! Our final revelatory review (for now) is the 1978 satanic sequel DAMIEN: THE OMEN II! The 13-year-old prince of darkness is on his way to Chicago, and hell's coming with him! Ya hear me Bugenhagen?! HELL'S COMING WITH HIM!!

Gilbert has died (sorry, that's on us), so this week we celebrate his legacy of vulgarity as he clumsily descends into hell like a squinty, spastic Mr. Magoo. We also check out the trailer for the latest film by David “The Body” Cronenberg, Spirit Halloween Store attempts to make a movie (good effort, guys), and Micah finds himself a bold new hat! Then we bring you the biggest crossover since John Edward bought a dress, as we team up with the SLASHERS podcast to review the 1971 Tromabortion “PREACHERMAN”! (Check out their episode this week for our tag team review of “TROMEO and JULIET”) MARCH of the PENGUINS meets TROMARCH for the ultimate trip to the dirty, sinful south!

The PENGUINS MARCH ON, as our hellbound heroes are ensconced in an eternal orgy of the damned (that's not nearly as bad as it sounds)! We explore the dark side of bloodsucker Willem Dafoe with the Robert “Over-Easy” Eggers remake of “Nosferatu”, take a trip to the Derry farm with the recently announced “IT” prequel, and commiserate with poor, poor Eddie Furlong as we discuss the impending disaster remake of The Crow! Then we take a trip to the sexatorium for our feature review of Bruno Mattei's 1981 giallo sinfest THE OTHER HELL!

The MARCH of the PENGUINS cannot be stopped by mortal man! After taking a week off to pursue hedonistic earthly delights, the boys are saturated in sin and ready for communion (the bad kind)! We learn not to trust old people with our review of Ti West's “X”, get posessed by rock n' roll with the Foo Fighters in “Studio 666”, then tease both a Dougless Hellraiser reboot and a capeless Cage as Dracula! Our feature review is the 2000 Mike “Masterpiece” Mendez goth-adult gorefest “THE CONVENT”! Say Hi to Satan for us, because you're headed straight to hell!

MARCH of the PENGUINS continues, and our heretical hosts have some serious sins to funfess! (we are so sorry for that) But first we analyze the intricacies of Robb Zombbie's vocals, pirate a few episodes of Taika "Wai" Titi's new series, and celebrate the return of Joe Bob Briggs! And if you love some sisters a-scissorin' (and we know you do!) our feature review is 2004's THE HALFWAY HOUSE! You'll be halfway to hell before you even realize where your hands are! (hint: your pants)

Confess your sins and say your prayers, because its time to begin our month-long MARCH...OF THE PENGUINS! Its nothing but priests, nuns, (and innocent misunderstandings in the church basement), as we explore the the deepest, darkest cloisters of the convent! But first, we go greek with the upcoming "God of War" tv series, give historical context to the Predator franchise, and celebrate the return of Hammer Horror! Our feature review is the Felissa Rose clergy classic "A NUN'S CURSE", its so bad you'll think you died and woke up in hell!

Our journey through SPAAACE comes to its thrilling conclusion, and our handsome heroes return to Earfth just in time for (yet another) alien invasion! We discuss Amityville-on-an-asteroid, Jared Leto sucking (blood this time), and our hero Fede "All Day" Alvarez makes xenomorphs sexy again! Our grand finale is 1996's MARS ATTACKS, starring EVERYONE in Tim Burton's rolodex and a bunch of space-perverts! ACK! ACK!

We've crash-landed face first into the heartland of America, just in time to weigh in on the greatest debate of modern times: was The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (2022) any good? Is modern horror just a shambling corpse of its glorious past? Will Fede Alvarez destroy us ALL?! But stay tuned as we gas up the old red rocket and wormhole our way into the distant future with the 2097 masterpiece LEPRECHAUN 4: IN SPAAAACE! There's goblin gold in the final frontier!

"Our rockets are revved and our boosters are bulging, because this week we're back in the endless void of SPAAACE! We lament the lives of child stars (Stranger Things), fondly recall the comedy career of OJ Simpson (Murderer), and tease new releases by GVerbinski (Bioshock) and JPeele (Nope)! We're flying blind on a two week space bender with the 1982 Corman classic FORBIDDEN WORLD! So grab some cigarettes, we've got aliens to kill!"

After yet another bout of crippling space madness, our heroes awaken from an astro-blackout to find themselves...back on EARTH! We take a brief astro-trip down memory lane for the crossover classic "Freddy vs Jason", enjoy an astro-detour to Finland to review "Bloody Hell", and explore the astro-future of Terry Crews' career with some zombie thing he's doing. Then we destroy our minds (and livers) watching ASTRO-ZOMBIES (1968)! Its the worst thing we've ever seen, and we've been to SPACE!

SPAAACE sadness takes the words right out of our mouths as we lovingly eulogize our hellbound hero Marvin "Meat" Loaf (RIP, sweet prince). Then we blast off quick previews of Will "GOB" Arnett's upcoming "Murderville", Guillermo "Del" Toro's giant peachy take on "Pinocchio", and get emotional over the touching new "Scream" sequel. Anything goes in international space-waters, so fill up your smuggling compartment for our feature review of 1997's ALIEN: RESURRECTION!

Our journey through SPAAAAACE continues, but first we make a pit stop at the retirement home with previews of "The Home" (starring Pete "Homeless" Davidson) and Ti West's upcoming "X" (starring someone's grandma). After we fulfill our quota of geriatric hedonism for the week, we detour back to Earth for the Bruce Campbell 2005 SyFy masterpiece "ALIEN APOCALYPSE"! Is it really "Army of Darkness meets Starship Troopers"? You decide! No, really! DO IT!

Its a new year, and our intrepid heroes are boldly blasting themselves toward the stars! After brief reviews of Megiddo and City of Lost Children, we return with news of Nicolas "Dracula" Cage and Peter "Melvin" Dinklage. Then we're off to explore the final frontier with the 1981 Roger Corman alien pyramid adventure GALAXY OF TERROR, starring Freddy Krueger and both of our dads (allegedly). Its SPAAAAAACE!

It's the grand finale of Maneater Month, and the last episode of 2021! In the midst of our studio haunting, your heartthrob hosts discuss Witcher season 2, review The Matrix: Whateverwhocares, and give "professional" legal opinions on the great Friday the 13th scandal. We have much more giggles and gore for you in 2022, so if you still have meat on your bones, turn back...while you still can!

This week, roles are reassigned as we explore the origin, intention, and attitude of our newfound studio ghost! Then we dig deep into the bowels of our audio archives with our classic-yet-updated review of the David Gens maneater masterpiece "Frontier(s)"! Its Damn, That's Scary: Revelations!

Maneater Month meats Giallo horror this week in the epic slaphappy crossover you've all been waiting for! Forget about C.H.U.D., we're bringing you the real awesome terror of C.H.A.D. with the 1980 Italian classic NIGHTMARE CITY! Also quick reviews of Halloween Kills, Leatherface, and some news about the Muinsters. (Note: This episode is haunted, listen at your own risk!)

MANEATER month is going strong here at DTS! This week we bring to life the often forgotten, CHUD 2: Bud the CHUD plus we discuss the new Texas Chainsaw Massacre, the importance of flamethrowers and the Bogus Burger! Tune in and let us melt your earholes!