Heathen Down Under

Heathens!!This week, in an iconic first ever, Gretchen hosts solo! It's En down under minus Heath!Join Gretchen for the USA update along with some bits of in between to catch y'all up on how her cross-continental lifestyle first started and where it's at today!Gretchen talks about her dysfunctional bloodline, multiple passport hustle, and her undying affinity for her divine husband and their little light ray who just turned six months!The United States is a super fucked place for my mental health! Welcome aboard!!

G'day Heathens! This week, Heath and Gretchen are joining y'all from the USA once again during their romantic getaway from AUS!Heathen covers the general concept of managing assholes whether the shape is in the form of "siblings", "friends", or Commonwealth Games players!We also touch on being madly in love, our divine love child, and ways to spend time with what and who ever actually matters in your own karma.LOVE :))))))Ps. All of my sisters are fucking assholes.

Namaste Heathens!Heath and Gretchen are back wit da  goss and if ur in ur in!!

G'day Heathens! This week, Heath and Gretchen have officially embarked on their US holiday!Heathen covers Colorado Karens, cheap yank shit, and the cheapest thing going in the states ATM which is Elon Musk!Catch up on WTF happens from Cali to Illinois! Nearly back to NYC! Jesus take the wheel!

Short eppy this week Heathens! We're at the airport and we fly in four hours! See y'all in the USA!

We love the new Amber Rose song and are here for her Twitter dildo! We like it better than Xtina's green sparkly one from last week!Heathen continues to move toward their 3 month US holiday! Join Heath and Gretchen as they discuss weekly happenings, worldly events and earthly entertainment! Rugby is also on deck along with a pricy beagle, welcome back!

Welcome Heathens! Heath and Gretchen are continuing the travel countdown getting ready for their big trip across the pond!Heathen is happy to update everyone about Christina Aguilera's massive pride penis and how gross the Australian Logie awards are!Heathen also touches on Jennifer Aniston's trash haircut, the caucasian cult that once was Friends and more!

Ahoy Heathens!Heath and Gretchen are here this week to talk about Canadian things; how to define around the world; and Kylie out thirst trapping 4 months postpartum!Heathen gives the weekly update discussing Heath's head cold and Heathen's recent visit to Palmer's Island! They also relive their first date which reveals critical life advice!

We're here Heathens!This week Heath and Gretchen are on location during an impromptu last minute holiday as the US party approaches!Heathen talks about rich people who can't get by without fame; greasy breast feeding hair; New York City being Europe and more!Pull up!Twitter: @HeathenDownUnda

We're here Heathens!We're hyping up to move to a new country! We also get into why you should take the word 'celebrity' with a grain of salt!Shout out Paris!Heathen further discusses Jeffery Star's great yak slaughter and giraffe skin boots!

G'day Heathens!It's a quick episode this week with Heath and Gretchen here with the latest about their upcoming adventure to the United States!Heathen also talks about a very Dolce wedding and the latest Australian election! If you don't vote in Australia you get fined or can get locked up!Enjoy!

We're moving to the USA Heathens!

G'day Heathens! Welcome to 2sday!This week, Heathen is here with the usual life updates along with tight pussy talk; keepin it real with B&Bs and real skin cancer low downs!

Happy Tuesday Heathens! This week Heath and Gretchen are here to talk about bidding on a beach apartment in the great land of down under! Heathen shares all of the updates about getting booted from another rental and the journey to live someplace where they won't get thrown out of!Gretchen talks about the Allen Stone podcast and why people reading erotica freaks her out! Heath educates us all on what getting completely destroyed in a rugby game means and Heathen gets into their 100 year old book of dances!Giddy up!

This week Heathen discusses their current moving movements as they continue to navigate the love journey!After having had to move 9 times in the past 4 years, Gretchen offers insight about the strange state of Australian real estate for the international listening audience!Heathen also brushes on affairs of immigration as the small, fresh family assess various living opportunities around the globe!Welcome back!

Happy 420! Heathen is here this week to talk about one of their favourite holidays and how it made the episode late this week, along with cabin sex happenings!Heath and Gretchen also talk about house hunting down under; a Coachella drill-down; Australia's obsession with instant coffee; and psychedelic vs cannabis "influencers" online!Gretchen taps into women getting paid less  at work with an update about her job applications and how to negotiate offers. Heathen also covers the ethics of rich people getting robbed and their latest guest spot on Talkin Sex Live with Chet and Diane!Find us online!Twitter / @heathendownundaInsta / @heathendownunder_TikTok/ @heathendownunder

G'day Heathens! Heath and Gretchen are talking legal cannabis this week as the countdown to 420 begins!Heathen covers Australia's blatant disregard for any real legal reform regarding plant medicine and chats about the CBD craze taking over the USA!Hear Heathen's take on the Poo Girl killing it on Only Fans and why eating poo isn't necessarily for the health conscious.Karaoke, the new Kardashian season and snaps to Sofia finally making it to New York City are also in the cards! Enjoy! 

Welcome to the Season 2 jump off Heathens! We kick off with lifely updates, entertainment highlights and the Australian MAFS finale review!

Season one is a wrap!

G'day Heathens! Heath and Gretchen have to move again and are here with the update! It will be the 9th time Gretchen moves in a 36 month period!Heathen also discusses the concept of humans being brands; why they feel bad for Kanye; and how to get a passport for a three week old!Heathen Down Under hits 52 episodes next week! Tune in now to hear Heathen's early thoughts about the past 12 months and plans for the big finale as well as season two!

Heathen is here this week with baby passport updates and the low down about bartering sperm down under! Heath and Gretchen also discuss the Australian Netflix mystery known as Byron Baes!Heather further talks giraffe-like asteroids, Tom Brady's fake retirement and why they love Dolly putting ice on the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame! Hear about the history of Chico Rolls and current state of post baby sex play!G'day!

Heathen delves into Anna Delvy this week and respect for her scamming ways! We also talk about the inherent human quality of being contradictions and what postpartum no sex life is like!Tune in to hear why Gretchen won't be wearing a Paris Hilton tracksuit and what's been happening in the land of corrupt Aussie politicians! 

Heathen returns following week one of baby life to educate everyone about Japanese Lactation Bars! Gretchen quizzes Heath on sucking titties in pubs and whether or not this should rightfully become a paid gig for chicks getting their boob milk guzzled!Eastern Australia is under water at the moment and Heathen is here to update the world about our friends to the south currently sitting on rooftops waiting to be rescued!In this week's "not financial advice" segment, Heathen talks about buying the dip when the CEO of a company gets caught on camera smoking ice in random Asian lands! Heathen also talks about how they love Paris Hilton even though she's low key an old white dude sitting at a board table.Enjoy!

It's story time this week Heathens! Gretchen and Heath introduce their baby boy Jack to all! Heathen also discloses the best and worst parts of being pregnant; what it's like to have an exorcism in the delivery room; and highlights of getting nitrous drunk!Gretchen chats about paying back for the perfect pregnancy with a hellfire labour that involved carts of clowns and piles of sheeple. Heath offers insight to observing an inadvertent natural childbirth and his views on dealing with doctors as well as those of his lovely wife!Our baby has arrived! Twitter: @HeathenDownUndaTikTok: @HeathendDownUnderInstagram: @HeathenDownUnder_

Happy Valentine's Week Heathens! Heath and Gretchen are back and sharing some worst date stories in honour of the Love Day!Gretchen tells the true story of getting legit catfished by a Frenchmen in Manhattan and Heath discusses dating app filters and what happens when they go too far!Heathen also gets into the complexities of being interesting and having to create pseudonyms to accommodate the social constructs around boxing people into stereotypes. They talk about a horny Texan on Aussie reality TV; how inducing labor is coming along; and the recent auction of the world's most expensive cut diamond!Welcome back to this week's talk show! Reviews and subscriptions are always appreciated! Love!Twitter: @heathendownundaTikTok: @heathendownunderInsta: @heathendownunder_

G'day Heathens! Welcome to episode 46 of Heathen Down Under! This week we talk why we think Joe Rogan is racist AF; not being mad at the Tinder Swindler; and various rituals we've performed to shake our baby out!Heathen also gives a MAFS update and shares how the phenomena weighs up in the realm of international entertainment and Aussie television ratings!Heath and Gretchen further cover monarchy slut scandals; podcasts that end with porn star sex; and commissioning an airplane to fly down the eastern Australian seaboard for the Heathen Down Under season two jump off!Buckle up!Twitter: @HeathenDownUndaTikTok: @HeathenDownUnderInsta: @HeathenDownUnder_

G'day Heathens! Episode 45 is here and Heath and Gretchen are in the middle of an Australian heatwave! Shout out to all of our North American friends buried in snow!Join Heathen as we share a scary Australian Spider story from the week and delve into Neil Young hating Joe Rogan!  We send a big shout out out to pregnant Rhi Rhi and provide an update on the scary Karen lurking in our neighbourhood!Also this week, we touch base about Tik Tok and recently surrounding dramas; some political banter from AUS & NYC; and a big shout out to chicks marrying disgusting men for a bag! Plus we talk the premiere of this year's Aussie MAFS and new No Clapping laws!Enjoy!Join us on the socials and five star our ass!TikTok: @HeathenDownUnderTwitter: @HeathenDownUndaInsta: @HeathenDownUnder_ 

Happy week Heathens! Heath and Gretchen are back talking about sex in hospital delivery rooms; the relocation of racist piles of copper; and why everyone is pissed off about Australia Day!Join Heathen as they reflect on the hot NFL happenings right now; how they feel about the Jamie Lynn Spears drama; and the epic cryptocurrency crash! Heath shares his thoughts on Adele crying about Las Vegas and Gretchen taps in about the latest happenings in audio pornography.Half naked TikToks, dictionary updates and music biographies are also on the table!Play with us on the socials!Twitter: @HeathenDownUndaTikTok: @HeathenDownUnderInsta: @HeathenDownUnder_

Welcome to episode 43 Heathens! Heath and Gretchen are here to tell you about getting attacked this week by an Australian Karen in the wild!Join us to hear about our favourite podcast episode of the week and spending time with our new friends on Talkin Sex Live with Chet and Diane!Heathen also covers weekly goss like Kanye's BD Petey clap back and Drake's hot sauce drama. We also throw back to Lorena Bobbit's epic slice. Enjoy!! xoxoxTwitter: @HeathenDownUndaTikToK: @HeathenDownUnderInsta: @HeathenDownUnder_

Welcome to episode 42 Heathens! We're live from the professional studio once again!Join us to hear about our very first guest spot coming up later this week on the Talkin Sex Live with Chet and Diane show! We also delve into the complexities of werewolf sex and the do's and don'ts of hooking up with strangers online!Gretchen and Heath share an Australian cyclone update; give all the inside information about the current Serbian tennis player drama down under and reflect on our most recent social media win!Heathen also addresses why older women dating younger men is sexier than vice versa and celebrity stalking in New York City! Bang bang!!

Happy New Year Heathens! Gretchen and Heath are here discussing Miley's top falling off in Florida and WTF was going on in Times Square this New Year's Eve! We talk about fireworks from our front yard and making out into the New Year!Heathen chit chats about the latest repercussions of the JK Rowling scandal, the capitalistic heartbeat of YouTube and what crypto currency we like rocking in to 2022! We also cover Antonio Brown running off the field!Hear about the podcasts we love this week, the latest cyclone saga of Australia and how we're rolling into 2022! Bang Bang!!

Happy last show of 2021 Heathens!Heath and Gretchen are wrapping up the year sharing our highlights and lowlights of 2021! We discuss the James Franco interview, why Amber Heard's dog name is stupid and how to take a proper mugshot!Heathen also throws back to the Anthony Weiner scandal, gives an update about breaking onto Sofia Franklyn's podcast and reflects on how our first calendar year of podcasting has gone down!Get ready for 2022 Heathens! Love and kisses for everyone who has joined us in 2021! Yeow!!PS: Here's the cookie recipe! https://bit.ly/3HkyNBl

G'day Heathens! Heath and Gretchen are here spinning episode 39 out of a professional studio this week and sounding sexy AF!Join Heathen for the goss about the Australian government printing health advertisements that feature B grade celebrities with needles pointing at their head! We also give weekly updates including judgemental market dwellers and stuffed mushroom tips!Heathen shares our perspectives about the TikTok ASMR fad and what made our exes bat shit crazy! This includes naked felons hanging out of apartment windows on 9th Avenue in Hell's Kitchen NYC!Welcome back!

Happy Tuesday Heathens!Episode 38 has arrived and Heath and Gretchen reveal the TRUTH about our RELATIONSHIP and being pregnant 10 weeks after we met!Heathen also covers our trip away this week, eating camel cheese and our views and feelings about pregnancy porn and naked preggo pics! Tune in and hear about the tragedy of small town Tindering; how no sex tapes are ever actually leaked; and how Heath feels about celebrity sex videos!

G'day Heathens!Welcome to another Tuesday pow wow! This week, Heathen shares our feelings about the journey of Colton's coming out that we watched on Netflix and actually made through!Gretchen also shares her memories of Russians in New York City, which include being roofied and debatably almost kidnapped! Heathen also discusses the current company in St Petersburg who might want Gretchen to write for them.Heathen covers another home inspection post the pseudo eviction; what hanging around with Wall Street chiefs was like; and how we agree with everyone who says that Tristan Thompson is a dirt bag!Enjoy, lovers!

Hola mundano Heathens!Heath and Gretchen are here for week 36 to share the latest life-ly highlights; what's on our mind; and how to correctly send a dick pic!Heathen shares our feelings following the library cancelling our podcast recording dreams; Gretchen's fond memories of phone sex; and the latest Australian fetish scandal!Find us on the socials so we can talk shit!https://twitter.com/HeathenDownUndahttps://www.tiktok.com/@heathendownunder

Happy Tuesday Heathens!This week Heath and Gretchen talk about why we reckon Adele is skating on thin ice! Gretchen also dissects whether or not she's going to get cancelled for liking the new Kid Rock song and Heath provides background about the latest Aussie cricket scandal and ensuing texts!Heathen further shares our nitrous goals; where to get the best pre-made pizza crusts in Australia (it's not what you think!); and what the Queensland State Government spelt wrong this week!

Welcome to episode 34 Heathens!Heath and Gretchen are here to tell everyone about how to get busy in the blue skies of Vegas and which rock and roll stars are publically pissing down throats this week!Heathen offers further information about how to drink now and pay later in Australia; how terrible the pizza down here is and what that means for pregnant women from NYC; and a throwback to when the government dished out cash to the Aussie people and we spent it all on hookers, blackjack and booze!Gretchen further advises why she hearts Sia as well as cancel culture!

Happy Tuesday Heathens! Heath and Gretchen are back for episode 33 with weekly updates from Australia; the silliest things striking us during the week; and views on our wonderful world!We're talking about Kim saddling up for Peter Davidson's big d*ck; how the Queensland Government told us all to beat off more; and the placenta partying people partake in around the world!Heathen shares a summary of the past six months for our new listeners; touches on our best foods lately; and spreads love and laughs like we stay doin! Welcome back! x o x

Ahoy Heathens! This week, Heath and Gretchen try to culturally concede why so many hammered men take it all off, on the spot.Heathen discusses the corrupt, corporate cesspool posing as the Australian Podcast Awards! Glady is touched on regarding her recent hearing with regard to smuggling Aussie tax dollars to her "not boyfriend".YouTube's capture of the horror of water birthing is addressed along with fabulous Noosa, gondolas and more!

Join Heathen live from our Sofitel penthouse for Episode 31!This week Heath and Gretchen talk about their beachy photo shoot and how they fell in love with Noosa! Gretchen admires Kylie's knack to make pregnancy spandex iconic and Heath gives a Craig Kelly update!Why Brazilian reality TV trumps US shows is addressed as well as the killer motor scooters that are currently tearing up Sunshine Coast foot paths! Welcome back!

G'day Heathens! In our 30th episode we welcome Heathen Down Under's first guest, the owner of the CraigKellyMP.com domain! Tune in for our chat about who the scummiest Australian politicians are at the moment and why Craig Kelly deserves a big bag of dicks!The weekly catch up includes our feelings about Hunter Biden smuggling US art grants for crack paintings; how we're here for Prince William Baby's ratchet comments about billionaire space travel; and what else went down this week in Australia!

G'day Heathens! Heath and Gretchen are back with their Madame X review! We share our favourite bits and more goss about our undying love for Madonna!Heathen further addresses our status of stranded on the great island of Australia; our joy about Britney being freed; and insight into our Adele meme!Gretchen discusses slutty pregnancy / motherhood clothes and her new understanding of their role in women's maternal journey. Heathen taps into current border closures and how their wedding in two weeks will have no guests as a product of Australia's present apparent dictatorship! Strap in!

Welcome to our 28th episode! Australia is ripped with political scandals at the moment and we're celebrating the crashing of Facebook!Heathen talks about Hex cryptocurrency, its fearless leader and his current European tour. We're also getting into this week's ruby grand final and our feelings about the opening act!In entertainment, we've got farmer life and ensuing baby mamma drama! Plus much more about the week down under and trouble we're getting up to!

Hello Heathens! The Aussies are getting angry because they won't let us out! Heathen is talking about being trapped in Australia, who's had enough and our fearful leader's global tour!Join us for our Melbourne earthquake experience, an update on our new pet magpies and feedback RE: Erykah Badu's new pussy incense!We're talking bad television to watch when you're going through the gigs; Australia's major pizza problem; and how Korean hot noodles nearly killed us! Welcome back!

G'day Heathens! Heath and Gretchen are back with a quick update following our Sunday Special! We talk about Canadian politics, our journey to winning The Australian Podcast Awards, merch in development and more! Welcome back!

Hi Heathens! We're releasing a special Sunday episode this week with some major announcements! Exclusively for our subscribers and faithful listeners! We love you!Heathen also discusses Gold Coast discrimination, stealthing and Nicki Minaj! Welcome to the Sunday special!

Namaste Heathens! Gretchen and Heath are back with birthday, ass and cocaine talk to make your day funner! Join us for titties on Tic Toc talk and why we support T&A likes and follows. Also, for the first time in Heathen Down Under history, an article of clothing makes the 'who we'd like to talk less' list.Heathen chats about how Australia needs to take blue cheese more seriously; the correct way to do a sunset cruise; and more ways of why Madonna is everything. Saddle up!

Welcome back Heathens! We've been lunching all over the Sunshine Coast this week and keeping up with the latest coke-head goss that's burning through all the Aussie rags!Heathen chats about boycotting shit-house Aussie shock-jock radio DJs and how much we love the New York City weed laws in preparation for when Australia finally opens our international border and cuts us loose!Join Heath and Gretchen for our weekly update about life down under, our ongoing love journey, the new bed and more!

Welcome to episode 22! Did you know that you can't say sucking or fucking in an Only Fans profile? Join Heathen as they discuss how to get by the Only Fans compliance team as we take one step closer to Slutty Wednesdays!Per usual we get into who we want to talk less and our favourite eats along with our new why we hate the Internet special feature and the latest rugby scandals down under!

We nailed around eight markets this weeks zooming around the Sunshine Coast on a mission for greasy goodies! Hear about why Australia needs to sort out its fried yums and US carnival treats that blow our mind!Heathen reflects on Only Fans voyaging toward a public offering; Gretchen's upcoming slutty Wednesdays show; and restless natives that are stirring down under! We also shout out Amber Rose for dumping her piece of shit, cheating man!