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A podcast for people who love basketball and want to listen to boys rant about the 76ers, Warriors, and other random shit.

Patrick Leiphart


    • Apr 29, 2025 LATEST EPISODE
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    • 1h 24m AVG DURATION
    • 54 EPISODES


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    Episode 53: DRAFT DAY!!! 2025 - GONE BUT NOT FORGOTTEN

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 29, 2025 98:39


    Oh yeah, it is that time of year again. You thought the boys were toast didn't you? NOPE! Gone but not forgotten my friends. The only way this podcast can end is if there is a Sixers/Warriors finals and that sure as hell didn't happen this year. Listen up for this year's draft day epi as Jack participates overseas and Bookie Leip locks tf in. Timestamps below ;)TimestampsStart of Show - (5:14)Bookie Leip's Props/Start of Draft - (27:00)SHOUT OUTS - (1:31:14)

    Episode 52: DRAFT DAY!!! 2024 - FIRST EVER SUMMIT

    Play Episode Listen Later May 6, 2024 90:34


    The boys. Make. History. Listen up for the first ever NCFBM summit! And they do it on their best tradition yet: Draft Day. Don't miss out on Bookie Leip's Props as well as other fun draft day surprises. Timestamps below ;) Timestamps: Update! - (6:00) Warriors - (9:30) Bear's Pick - (17:16) Bookie Leip's First Prop - (18:30) Commie's Pick - (25:25) Patriots's Pick - (27:20) Bookie Leip's Second Prop - (28:25) Cardinal's Pick - (32:15) Charger's Pick - (31:30) Bookie Leip's Third Prop - (33:30) Giant's Pick - (43:35) Bookie Leip's 4th Prop - (47:30) Titan's Pick - (48:15) Bookie Leip's 5th Prop - (49:00) Falcon's Pick - (58:30) Bear's Pick - (01:04:00) Minny's Pick - (01:05:20) Jet's Pick - (01:15:08) Denver's Pick - (01:19:15)

    Episode 51: Mr. Tumnus

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 14, 2023 71:24


    Welcome back! Welcome back! Welcome.... BACK! Welcome back to the NCFBM show with some much needed catching up from our boys. They start the new season off by catching up on their franchises since it has been months since we last heard from them. How are the Warriors doing? How wowwied is Jack? James Harden is GONE? How do Pat and Ryan feel about it? All those questions are answered and more so tune in and enjoy! Timestamps below ;) Timestamps Warriors Talk - (08:25) Sixers Talk - (34:00) Shout Outs - (01:03:47)

    Episode 50: Manage Your Load

    Play Episode Listen Later May 27, 2023 99:39


    After heartbreak for both the Warriors and the 76ers, the boys come together to discuss what the future of their franchises look like and to pick each other up... Or atleast we thought. This episode is by far the spiciest episode down the stretch as Embiid's dominance is questioned by one of the hosts on this show. Buckle up, because we got a good one folks. Thanks for supporting us through our first 50 episodes! If you are a listener, uhhh, not sure how you do it but we appreciate the support. Timestamps below ;) Timestamps (02:41) - Start of Show (20:10) - Warriors (44:45) - Sixers (01:33:45) - Shout Outs!

    Episode 49: Tear Porn

    Play Episode Listen Later May 12, 2023 64:25


    6On this somber episode, the Sixers boys are down bad and Jack is the only one who can bring them out of their rut. But after that game 6 performance by the Sixers, it is tough have any joy. However, they can right the ship and win IN Boston which would be a defining moment for the franchise. Meanwhile, in the West, the Warriors are trying to claw back to force a game 7. Now, more than ever, do we need the Wowwy Scale for Jack. Timestamps below ;) Timestamps (3:45) - Start of the Show (4:50) - Sixers (32:33) - Warriors (01:01:33) - SHOUT OUTS

    Episode 48: DRAFT DAY!!! 2023

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 28, 2023 84:22


    Welcome TO THE BEST DAY OF THE YEARRRRR!!! DRAFT DAYYYYYYYYY!!!! Listen up as the boys take you through the first 11 picks of the 2023 NFL Draft. These episodes are considered some of the best episodes in podcast history so don't miss out on the greatness. The boys also manage to find some time to talk about the Sixers sweep, Joel's injury and the Warriors success on the road. Only one timestamp since this is a whirlwind of an episode. Timestamp: (01:15:00) - SHOUT OUTS!

    Episode 47: Switches be Flippin'

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 13, 2023 76:33


    Boom badda bing, the NBA playoffs are HERE. Listen up as the boys break down the Sixers and Warriors first round matchups and who they think will move on. I am sure you can guess who they picked. The boys also bless us with some playoff predictions, giving us their favorites to come out of the West and the East. Then some shout outs at the end. Timestamps below;) Timestamps (17:16) - Start of the Show (24:38) - Sixers v Nets (36:26) - Warriors v Kings (54:50) - Playoff Predictions (01:07:29) - SHOUT OUTS

    Episode 46: VoRpY

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 31, 2023 94:44


    After another vacation and NCFBM renunion, the boys are BACK with highly anticipated episode. With the NBA season almost at an end and it being March, Jack FINALLY lets the boys discuss who is the MVP in what has been an incredibly tight race all season long. The boys also recap the blood bath that was the NCFBM bowl on Friday, March 24th. So listen up for the best takes and, of course, shout outs at the end. Timestamps below ;) Timestamps: (10:00) - Start of the Show (21:15) - NCFBM Bowl (32:15) - Warriors Wowwy Scale (50:44) - MVP Chit Chat (01:26:22) - Shout Outs!!!

    Episode 45: The Gang Saves the All-Star Game

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 24, 2023 85:59


    Wow, what a disaster of an All-Star game. And a basketball podcast covering it?? Who would've thought? But what about a podcast that saves the All-Star game? Now that is a new and original thought! Tune in to hear the great ideas the boys bring to the table along with the best Sixers and Warriors analysis in the LAND. Timestamps below ;) Timestamps (02:44) - Start of Show (06:15) - The Gang Saves the All-Star Game (22:28) - Sixers (42:24) - Warriors (01:17:41) - SHOUT OUTS!!!

    Episode 44: History Never Repeats Itself

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 8, 2023 107:22


    Well, ladies and gentlemen, the boys have a special epi for y'all! Listen up for the first ever RE-DRAFT of our 76ers and Warriors squads! The boys attempt to see who could be a better GM as they draft the current players on these two rosters. Let us know who YOU think had a better draft. But before that, get some quick analysis regarding the Steph Curry injury along with our dominate big man, the THREE time MVP himself, Mr. Joel Embiid. And just when you thought you had enough, because I am sure you have, the boys top this episode off by bringing back 'BOOK EM!' by Bookie Leip. Get some amazing prop bets and some guaranteed money. And, of course, shout outs at the end. Timestamps below ;) Timestamps (03:24) - Start of the Show (11:28) - Curry Injury (28:20) - Sixers Snubs (35:24) - RE-DRAFT!!!! (01: 29:28) - 'BOOK EM!' By Bookie Leip (01:43:20) - SHOUT OUTS

    Episode 43: Martha "Thot" Washington

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 27, 2023 95:46


    Welcome to episode 43 where the boys start the epi with the end of the Sixers/Nets game. Why not start the show with some game analysis? After the Sixers take care of Brooklyn, the boys put on their detective caps and dive into the Maxey/Doc benching drama. Then, there may be trouble on the horizon for the Warriors as Jack enlightens us on a recent issue happening in Golden State's front office. And to top off this wonderful epi, the boys give their input on the NCFBM NFC Championship. Don't miss their predictions! Timestamps below ;) Timestamps (13:50) - Mad Max Mad??? (35:49) - Lacob takeover?? (01:09:58) - NCFBM NFC Championship (01:31:00) - Shout Outs!

    Episode 42: Nothing Good Ever Comes From a Foot Fetish

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 13, 2023 104:08


    WE. ARE. BACK! Second episode of season 3! We know we have been gone for awhile. We get it, y'all want your Warriors and Sixers content. Well guess what? YOU GOT IN THIS EPISODE THAT IS FOR SURE! At least 30 minutes per team along with the boys revisiting their NFL predictions. What more could you want as we near the halfway point of the NBA season? It is good to be BACK. Timestamps below ;) Timestamps (10:30) - Wowwy Scale.... Must be pretty high (40:20) - Sixers Segment (01:08:14) - Revisiting NFL Predictions (01:17:23) - SHUT THE HELL UP (01:35:10) - Shout Outs!

    Episode 41: Draymond's Right Hook

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 17, 2022 70:50


    The boys. Are. BACK. Wowowowowowow this is crazy, the boys are back and they're never fricking leaving! Man, oh, man was there some dramaaaa to talk about. Is Draymond the most washed Warrior? Are the Sixers gonna win the NBA Title? The answer to these questions is yes. Sorry, no timestamps this week because Pat is working hard at a winery. Barely time for editing. Sorry, miss y'all. Love y'all.

    Episode 40: Canceled For Living the Good Life

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 7, 2022 71:17


    Episode fortyyyyyy! The big four ZERO! Have no fear, the boys still create fantastic content that you can't find anywhere else. With the NBA season still a month and a half away, the boys bring on a special guest to give us a new perspective on a team that the boys have had the joy of making fun of this past year! The boys are happy to bring on the beloved person, Jake the Nets Fan! Listen up as ask many questions about his fandom and the drama surrounding his beloved Brooklyn boys. After that, the boys kick off the NFL season right with our famous NFL Predicitons. You won't want to miss it as it is free money they are giving you. Timestamps below ;) Timestamps (02:01) - Jake the Nets Fan (37:54) - NFL Predictions (59:24) - SHOUT OUTS

    Episode 39: Resistance Against The Waffles

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 6, 2022 68:07


    The boys... are... BACK! Wowowowowowow after a month long vacation (some might say too long), the boys are back with... TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES! We lost the first third of the show but that's alright, the boys still and always provide the best content in the game. The Sixers fans on the show dissect the offseason moves and why Harden is the new Tom Brady aka GOAT. Then, unfortunately, more Warriors talk even after they won the championship. But the boys have to do it, it is only fair. Jack gives his thoughts on Wiseman summer league stats and what he is worried about this upcoming season. Then some shout outs of course! Annnndddd no timestamps this week since everything got so messed up. Enjoy!!! SEASON 3 LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

    Episode 38: Underdogs

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 25, 2022 88:33


    Well, we made it ladies and gents. The end of the 2021-2022 NBA season is here and the Golden State Warriors are your champions. Jack has a new found confidence where he thinks he can say whatever he wants while Pat and Ryan have to wait another year, hopeful the Sixers can give them this luxury. Listen up as we breakdown what happened in this Finals and how the Warriors became a dynasty (they definitely weren't one before this ring). The boys also do a long awaited movie review of Hustle. Man oh man did they have a lot to say about the Netflix Original. Timestamps below ;) Timestamps (09:57) - Start of the Show (13:10) - Finals Talk (49:50) - Movie Review: Hustle (01:24:33) - SHOUT OUTS!!

    Episode 37: Popcornmachine.net

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 11, 2022 82:00


    Get ready for a bleep heavy episode... and now, it is not because the NCFBM boys are cussing. It is because a certain someone is playing against the Warriors in the finals. Get ready for some of the best analysis in the game as Jack picks apart what this Finals has REALLY been about. You can't get this content just anywhere folks. Stick around and hear some Simmons Slander at the end too. That is a little treat for y'all. Timestamps below ;) Timestamps (04:55) - Start of Show (08:15) - Bringin' out the Wowwy Scale once again (39:27) - Finals MVP: What does it mean??? (52:43) - Simmons Slander (01:12:07) - SHOUT OUTS!!!

    Episode 36: Wawwiors Wowwy Scale

    Play Episode Listen Later May 24, 2022 85:36


    DON'T WOWWWYYYYY! The boys are BACK! Jack spends most of the episode NOT worried (or should I say wowwied) about the Warriors chances to get to the finals and unfortunately, Pat and Ryan are right there with them. The Sad Sixers fans briefly touch on their emotions a couple weeks after the Sixers got bounced from the playoffs. And, whether you like it or not, a decent amount of pick up basketball is talked about and some court etiquette is addressed. Stick around for a BIG Ryan announcement and finish the episode with some shout outs. Timestamps below ;) Timestamps (04:21) - Start of the Show (06:55) - Wawwiors Wowwy Scale (51:36) - Sad Sixers (01:07:19) - RJ's Announcement (01:13:20) - Shout Outs!!!1

    Episode 35: Are You Ready To Heal A Broken Man?

    Play Episode Listen Later May 15, 2022 69:22


    Well guys, the trust issues persist for Patrick as the Sixers get bumped from the playoffs. Fresh off of the Game 6 loss, two of the three hosts are down bad and discuss what caused this Sixers collapse. However, Jacko is feeling confident that his Warriors will win and head to the Western Conference Finals after a brief tanking period. Timestamps below ;) Timestamps (04:55) - Start of Show (05:39) - Goodbye Sixers :( (43:40) - Warriors (01:01:00) - SHOUT OUTS

    Episode 34: DRAFT DAY "WE'RE LIVE!!!"

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 30, 2022 128:19


    Welcome everyone to DRAFT DAYYYYY. Wow, another two hour episode... Sorry, not sorry. Sit back and relax as the boys bring you the second Draft Day special. Throughout the first ten picks, the boys give analysis on the teams, the picks and the hot topics surrounding Round 1 of the NBA playoffs. It is a 'live' edition as well so you get a unique perspective from the NCFBM Network. Enjoy and timestamps below ;) Timestamps (05:57) - Start of Show (20:28) - Jag's Pick (25:37) - Lion's Pick (27:02) - Texan's Pick (35:51) - Jet's Pick (40:54) - Giant's Pick (44:50) - Panther's Pick (54:34) - Giant's Pick (01:00:45) - Falcon's Pick (01:05:33) - Seahawk's Pick (01:14:06) - Jet's Pick (01:20:15) - Saint's Pick (01:42:42) - Eagle's Pick (01:44:30) - Raven's Pick (01:57:34) - SHOUT OUTS

    Episode 33: Hasbulla is MVP

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 16, 2022 129:04


    We have finally made it ladies and gents: The NBA playoffs are HERE! The boys bring you the longest episode in show history (I am not sure that is a good thing). They talk MVP, they talk their teams' predictions, and they cover the rest of the bracket. My goodness this epi is locked, loaded and ready to blow. So sit back and relax as season 2 of NCFBM hits the best part of the year. Enjoy. Timestamps below ;) Timestamps (07:15) - Start of Show (13:05) - MVP (53:30) - Warriors Preview (01:18:06) - Sixers Preview (01:40:27) - Jack Sings!! (01:44:36) - Rest of Bracket Predictions (02:03:30) - SHOUT OUTS

    Episode 32: No One Has Ever Made a Statue of a Critic

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 26, 2022 74:22


    First off, RIP to our boy Roger Ebert. May god rest your soul. Just had to get that out there. Alright, with playoffs creeping up on us, the boys reveal a brand new tool. Something that is revolutionary, superb, elite. Something that can't be matched and will for sure be swooped up by the Big Money Media after this episode is released. This tool is called the 'Worry Scale' and the boys tell us how worried they are heading into the playoffs. Wow. Amazing. Then there is a STHU (Shut the Hell Up) for a more serious issue in the football world. So listen up and enjoy as our boys produce another fantastic episode. Timestamps below ;) Timestamps (00:22) - Start of the Show (08:51) - Warriors Worry Scale (22:38) - Sixers Worry Scale (45:10) - Fooooootballlllllll (47:24) - STHU (01:06:59) - S/Os

    Episode 31: MVTIT

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 15, 2022 87:21


    Boom badda bing we back with some of our most accurate takes of all time. We weren't wrong about anything this episode. Perfect from the line, as they say. Haaaaa yes it feels good to be this perfect. I don't know how we haven't made it to the big leagues yet with these takes... HARDEN TALK, WARRIORS SLUMP, FOOOTBBALLLL! Boom. Everything you could ever want. Timestamps below;) Timestamps (14:08) - Start of the Show (16:51) - Harden Talk (38:12) - Pat's Dame Story (41:34) - Warriors Are Tanking Again (01:01:15) - Football (01:07:27) - STHU (01:19:48) - S/Os

    Episode 30: Get the F*** Off Assassin's Creed

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 3, 2022 88:58


    Well we did it ladies and gents. The big 3 0. Thirty down, thirty more to go whether you like it or not. A somewhat of a jampacked epi for ya this week starting off with a NBA All-Star weekend recap. Jack unveils a new segment for the show and then the boys deliver some quick thoughts on the Superb Owl. Then for the last half of the epi, the highly anticipated review of 'Power of the Dog'. DON'T MISS IT! TIMESTAMPS BELOW ;) Timestamps (10:44) - Start of the Show (17:19) - All-Star weekend (25:11) - Remember That Guy? (38:04) - FOOOOOTBALLLLL: Superb Owl (45:01) - Review: Power of the Dog (01:22:25) - S/O

    Special Edition Episode: James Harden is a Sixer/Buh Bye Bennie Boi

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 13, 2022 72:38


    WOWOWOWOWOWOOWWOWW!!!! Trade analysis HEREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! BEN IS GONE! HARDEN IS HERE! LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. NO TIMESTAMPS CUZ ITS ALL ABOUT THE TRADE BABY!

    Episode 29: NCFBM - Totally Worth it

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 6, 2022 83:11


    As the trade deadline looms, the boys quiver in their shoes as this Simmons Saga could have a light at the end of the tunnel. Oh what it would it be like to see the Sixers with a full roster. The time will come and that time could be within days. But as one player is soon to be leaving, another is soon to be returning... to the G League. A stigma must be broken and Jacko is the one to tell us why. After the riveting discussions about the two best teams in the NBA, a red hot Rocco decides to sound off on the football community. No one is spared. Shout outs to the ones who are. Episode 30 next recording. Timestamps: (06:28) - Start of the Show (09:18) - This is Now a Maxey Podcast (19:51) - The Trade Deadline Clock (38:08) - Breaking the Stigma (46:39) - FOOOOOOTBALLLLLLL (58:16) - Super Bowl Discussion (01:15:37) - Shout Outs

    Episode 28: The Muffin Man

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 27, 2022 89:50


    Best. Epi. Yet. Although the edit is later than usual, the content is still an all-time high. Sloppy, sophisticated, and smart; these boys really brought it this episode. Jack recaps Klay's highly anticipated return while RJ has a unique take on who the real MVP is for the Warriors. Then buckle up because there is heated conversation on JoJo v Jokic for MVP. And a LOT of devil's advocate. After the baskteball banter, the boys talk fooooootballlllll after a SUPER Wild Card Weekend. Or maybe not so super. WILD CARD BABYYYY WOOOOOO! And don't miss the debut of SHUT THE HELL UP! A No Country for Big Men staple! Thennnnnnn shout outs! Enjoy! Timestamps below;) Timestamps (05:39) - Start of Show (07:34) - Klay's Return (16:32) - DraymoMVP? (21:31) - JoJo Rabbit MVP (29:14) - JoJo > Jokic (46:22) - FOOOOOTBALLLLLL - Wild Card Weekend (01:06:07) - SHUT THE HELL UP (01:20:11) - SHOUT OUTS!

    Episode 27: Inbred Gophers

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 12, 2022 80:26


    Well, well, well, look who is back for more. THATS RIGHT! YOU ARE! Epi 27 does not dissapoint as the boys inch towards epi 30 babyyyy. On this epi, the boys dicsuss the recent dominance displayed by the 76ers and MVPiid is back to his MVPiid self. However, once again, Pat is quick to run Danny Green over as he has another pitiful performance. The boys take a ride in Warriors World as Jack gets maybe a little too excited for Klay's return. A lil' bookie wager is agreed upon so we'll see who wins this BB (bookie battle). Then, after a spicy Week 17, the boys dive in on the Antonio Brown aka AB situation and dissect the man's past. Then, of course, shout outs. Timestamps below;) Timestamps (06:40) - Start of the Show (09:15) - Buh Bye Danny Green (22:20) - Steph or Durant (35:53) - The Return of Klay (45:00) - FOOOOTBALLLLLLL: Going over predictions (52:43) - AB (01:13:30) - Shout Outssssssss

    Episode 26: Obi Vincent

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 22, 2021 71:29


    Well, well, well... this week we entertain the first guest to come on the show. THE BIRDMAN SITS IN ON THE EPI! There was a lot to unpack after last episode, including the second NCFBM Bowl. And we all know how this one turned out ;). Then we find out if Jack cried after Steph broke the 3 point record. After this emotional topic, Pat dives into his feelings as well and delivers an apology to Drummond. Jack then enlightens us with how he can save the league and RJ Oracle shows us how powerful he really is. Then, of course, shout outs. Timestamps below ;). TIMESTAMPS (09:43) - Start of the Show (11:07) - NCFBM Bowl 2.0 (15:47) - Did Jack cry when Steph broke the 3 point record? (22:01) - Pat owes Drummond and apology (26:23) - Bookie Leip Story Time (32:25) - Jack Saves the League (44:35) - RJ Oracle (55:34) - SHOUT OUTS!!!!

    Episode 25: COVER!!

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 5, 2021 69:17


    Well, well, well.... the boys finally did it. They finally reviewed No Country For Old Men. With expert analysis on Cormac McCarthy's story, the boys dive into the complexities of the film along with some other work written by McCarthy. Then the real reason why y'all wanted to listen and thats the NCFBM Bowl!!! First one of the season and man, what a roller coaster. The Leiphart Boys are down bad as the Sixers managed to blow a 19 point lead to the second best team in the NBA. Just cover.... that's all they needed to do. Oh well. After every one expressed their post game emotions, Jack dives into the Suns v Warriors game and how suffocating the Sun's defense was. The Leipharts discuss JoJo and his slow start back from Covid. Then to end the episode, a lil sprinkle of OROY race and top the epi off with some shoutouts. Enjoy. Time stamps below ;). Timestamps (00:01) - NCFBM review NCFOM (19:09) - Start of the Show (23:01) - NCFBM Bowl (50:45) - FOOOOOTBALLLL OROY race (01:02:58) - SHOUT OUTS!!!!

    Episode 24: You Can't Beat the Ring

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 20, 2021 74:14


    As the NCFBM bowl is fast approaching, one team is looking like the clear favorite to come away with the W... and it is definitely NOT the Warriors. With Embiid hopefully back by then, who knows? But in the meantime, the Sixers have been in a bit of a slump as Tobias can't carry them while Maxey is showing promise. Why are the Warriors winning? Well Jack gives you the analysis you have been waiting for alllllll week. The boys rip the Twitter account Statmuse and explain why they are so, soooo dumb. Then Pat and RJ get in a little verbal tussle as the NFL OROY is debated. Enjoy this spicy epi! Timestamps below ;) Timestamps (00:19) - Start of the Show (02:45) - Sixers Slump: No Embiid, Where Tobi, We love Maxey (27:34) - Winning Warriors: Why? Why God why??? (40:45) - Statmuse, SHUT THE HELL UP (49:33) - Foooootballllllll (01:05:30) - SHOUT OUTS!

    Episode 23: Pitts is Dust

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 7, 2021 59:21


    We are ten games into the NBA season and both the Warriors and Sixers sit atop the league. Looks like Ryan is manifesting a NCFBM NBA finals!! Exciting!! But for the time being, the boys keep us updated on the Simmons Saga as he still refuses to play (looking good for Pat's side of the bet). Klay Thompson believes he should be a top 75 NBA player of all time. HA! There are many opnions on this and the list in general. Then, of course, the boys talk some fooootballllllll. Listen up to hear RJ rip the analytics community. Then shout outs babyyyy. Enjoy. Timestamps below ;) Timestamps (02:26) - Start of Show (06:17) - Sixers Success and Simmons Saga (20:45) - Warriors talk - Klay not top 75 player ::((( (28:00) - Is Bronny James Good? (37:20) - Fooootballlllll - Buh Bye Analytics (49:39) - Shout outs + Story Time

    Episode 22: Reverse Progress

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 17, 2021 91:35


    The boys are back after a long hiatus. We check back in with the Sixers and Warriors as the NBA season is fast upon us. Will Pat lose his bet with Ryan as Simmons reports back to the team? Will Wiggins be MVP? The boys discuss all this plus who they think will come out on top of each conference, finals and MVP. The boys then get to some foootballll and bless us with some Urban Meyer pick up lines. They dicsuss the actions of John Gruden then check back in with their season predictions. A jam packed episode that you won't want to miss. Timestamps below;) Timestamps: (04:46) - Start of the Show (06:45) - Partnership with Airr (10:56) - Simmonsssss (21:26) - Wiggins gets vaxed and other Warriors talk (32:00) - NBA predictions: Conference Finals (49:35) - Bookie Leip's NBA predictions (54:24) - MVP Predictions (58:33) - Footballllllll (01:01:01) - Urban Meyer pick up lines (01:03:40) - John Gruden (01:17:35) - Checking in on NFL predictions (01:26:42) - SHOUT OUTS!!

    Episode 21: MANalytics, Courage, and a Bunch of Bookies

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 30, 2021 72:57


    Well, well, well... Here we are. A lot of you probably didn't think we would make it past twenty episodes BUT WE DID! WE DID AND WE DID IT IN A BLAZE OF GLORY!!! Tune in and experience some of the best segways in podcast history along with OUR FIRST TOP 5 LIST!! The boys also get into some analytics or should I say MANalytics?? Up to you to decide. Many hot takes. Great banter. What more could you want? Nothing... Nothing. Timestamps below ;) Timestamps (13:22) - Start of Show (15:08) - More Simmons Slander (24:17) - Warriors Tampering (29:34) - NCFBM Bowl (45:54) - Harbaugh Profiles of Courage TOP 5 LIST (50:00) - MANalytics (53:29) - Bookie Leip's Analytics on NFL Passing Rates (59:15) - Pitts is Dust (1:10:05) - SHOUT OUTS!

    Episode 20: You Can't Tell a Fish to Climb a Tree

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 11, 2021 62:33


    BIGGGG EPISODE 20 BABY!!!! WOOOOO!!! The boys are back and badder than ever for this historic moment. 20 episodes down. My goodness. And to celebrate, the boys stick to the classic NCFBM formula and start the show by talking crap on Simmons. Well, that is mostly just Pat. Anyway, Simmon's trade destination is discussed as he urges the Sixers front office to get a deal done. After this lengthy segment, the boys talk so FOOTBALLLLL and spew out some BOLD and HOT predictions. And then to cool down the episode, the boys give their shout outs. So, for the big episode 20, the boys stick to what they know best and it works. Oh my does it work well. Timestamps below ;) Timestamps (08:08) - Start of the Show (13:09) - Simmons talk... Get this man out of Philly (26:58) - Foooootballllll - Bold Predictions (29:18) - Jack's Bold Predictions (41:37) - Ryan's Bold Predictions (47:20) - Pat's Bold Predictions (52:30) - Shout Outs!!! (59:00) - The After Party

    Episode 19: Flecked Fre

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 25, 2021 79:57


    Even with technical difficulties, the boys figure out a way to create another banger. This episode has everything you want in it: Simmons slander, KD versus the warriors, and a review of non-alcoholic beer! Also the first ever self shout out!!! Listen up to see who it is! Timestamps below ;) Timestamps: (03:19) - Start of Show (12:19) - Simmons Still a Sixer (25:19) - Joel's Extension (27:32) - Leaked Warriors Video (44:47) - FOOOOTBALLLLL: Thoughts on Trey Lance (56:56) - Review: Non-alcholic Beer (1:13:25) - SHOUT OUTS!!!

    Episode 18: The Master

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 2, 2021 105:47


    We have finally made it: THE FIRST EVER MOVIE REVIEW BABY! Before the boys do a deep dive into "The Master", they discuss some buzz happening around the sports world. After recapping the NBA Finals, Simmons rumors are still circulating so the boys have some thoughts on what the Sixers should do moving forward. Also, they comment on the Simone Biles situation and the impact she has on the sports world. Then sit back and listen to an hour long (sorry, not sorry) review of the PTA film, "The Master". Timestamps below;) Timestamps: (08:40) - Start of Show (10:39) - Finals Recap (24:40) - Simmons Trade Talk (32:33) - Simone Biles (49:17) - "The Master" Review (01:39:11) - SHOUT OUTS!!!

    Episode 17: Neal Francis Neil Frances

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 22, 2021 86:32


    On this very special episodes, the boys welcome in the FOURTH guest on No Country For Big Men. That's right, it is the one and only SONNERZZZZZZZ. Much is discussed as Subway Tuna makes headlines, nails causing allergic reactions and some spicy Naomi Osaka debate. Oh don't worry, there is a lottt more that is talked about in this episode so listen up and ENJOY! Timestamps below;) Timestamps (15:47) - Start of Show (24:56) - SONNERZ (36:06) - Nail talk (39:14) - Subway Tuna (57:02) - Festival lifestyle babyyyyy (01:08:24) - Naomi Osaka Round 2 (01:18:20) - SHOUT OUTS!!

    Episode 16: Pain

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 5, 2021 87:56


    After taking some time off, the boys breakdown the Sixers' second round exit. This type of embarrassment forced Ryan and Pat to dive deep into their inner artist as we get some musical performances. So, as the Warriors and Sixers head into the offseason, the trade machine is activated and Ryan is hopeful that the big man in Portland will soon be in Philly. Listen up for some saddddd shiiiiii but a lot of jokes mixed in:). Timestamps below;) Timestamps (05:43) - Start of Show (08:27) - PAIN (25:49) - Simmons should be traded??? Yes. (36:30) - Ryan's Blame Game (42:10) - Pat's Poem (47:17) - Offensive Rules changing - Buh Bye Trae (52:22) - Brett Brown Laughing (55:00) - TRADE MACHINE (58:22) - DAME DOLLA!!! (1:10:50) - Breaking News (1:11:00) - Chauncey Billups (1:17:20) - SHOUT OUTS! (1:26:45) - After Party

    Episode 15: Joel's Traveling Seat Cushion

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 12, 2021 97:28


    We are in the midst of Round 2 as the Conference Finals are fast approaching. The Bucks look lackluster against the Nets and are hoping it is not a sweep (spoiler alert: they have won a game since recording this episode). The Hawks came out hot but now the Sixers are settling in. The boys go over the things that stuck out to them in Game 1 and Game 2. Ryan even did an 'Eye Test' for Game 2 as he was there to witness the greatness of JoJo among many other things. So listen up for some great analysis and some good laughs! Timestamps below;) Timestamps (14:25) - Start of Show (21:18) - Shane growing the Leiphart Family (27:13) - KD vs the Bucks... BOOTY (38:37) - Douchebag Sweep (41:27) - Sixers Game 1 (45:45) - Shake Shack (54:39) - Eye Test (59:32) - Shittin' on Trae (01:06:43) - Sixers better on defending pick n' roll (01:11:00) - Huthel Ryan defending Green (01:14:41) - Who is John Collins??? (01:18:54) - Embiid Locked in (01:22:55) - Jazz v Clips (01:29:27) - SHOUT OUTS!!!

    Episode 14: I'm Not Always There When You Call But I'm Always On Time

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 5, 2021 62:57


    The Sixers keep on rolling as the boys prepare for game 5 against the Wizards. Embiid's injury is obviously discussed first and what this means for the Sixers moving forward. Maxey is praised and as Mike Scott is not. But the boys are confident that the Sixers can get it done and move onto the next series (Spoiler Alert: they do). The last half of the episode is a conversation about Naomi Osaka and the recent news about her not playing in the French Open due to her struggles with mental illness. Then, of course, shout outs which there is a new #1 Super Fan!!! Sorry not Sorry Kyle. Timestamps below ;) (00:14) - Start of Show (02:48) - RJ dropping Woj Bomb... Conversation about Embiid's health (17:34) - Simmons struggling from the line (22:28) - Sixers role players: WE LOVE MAD MAX (26:11) - Tobias Talk (29:26) - Naomi Osaka (57:05) - Shout Outs

    Episode 13: Jack the Poet

    Play Episode Listen Later May 30, 2021 63:45


    This week's episode is ohhhhh baby SPICY. Before the boys get into the sucky East teams, Jack blesses us with a elegy dedicated to the 2020-2021 Warriors season. Bring some tissues. You'll need them. But after all the sad stuff, Ryan and Pat really get into players that need to take a seat. A shorter episode than usual because the second Sixers playoff game was starting. Oh well! And at the end, Shout outs per usual. Timestamps below;) Timestamps (11:45) - Start of Show (15:10) - RIP Warriors (18:14) - Jack's elegy (20:25) - Warriors off-season plans (27:22) - Buh Bye Bradley Beal (40:25) - Buh Bye Bozo Buckets (48:05) - Jack, what the hell were you thinking?? (55:04) - Buh Bye Boston (58:55) - SHOUT OUTS!!!

    Episode 12: We Winning Wings

    Play Episode Listen Later May 23, 2021 98:52


    OHHHHH BABY!! This is what we have all been waiting for.... PLAYOFFS! With Jack traveling to Portland to do a live recording with Pat, Ryan is left out of all the fun as they get ready for the Warriors v Lakers (sorry Jack). A new bookie is announced as Bookie Butler faces off against Boogie Leip in their round 1 predictions. Bookie Butler also gets shamed even though he clearly did way more research than the other two co-hosts. Oh well, at least the Sixers are in the playoffs;). To finish off the show, the boys predict the winners of the East and West along with who will be hoisting the Larry O'Brien trophy at the end of the season. You won't wanna miss the great analysis! And of course, shout outs at the end. Timestamps below ;) Timestamps (9:30) - Start of the Show (13:40) - Start of Warriors Talk: "How you feeling Jack?" (23:30) - Bookie Butler vs Boogie Leip (25:21) - Should the Warriors lose to the Lakers? (lol) (27:20) - Start of Sixers Talk: Who would you want in first round? (31:24) - Sixers don't make ECF it will be a major disappointment (36:20) - Jack gets shamed (37:50) - Jack goes ham on Sixers research (43:59) - Embiid finally turning the corner (49:33) - Eastern Conference Round 1 Predictions (57:29) - Western Conference Round 1 Predictions (01:15:39) - Winners of East and West (01:26:22) - Who you got winning the Finals?? (01:32:27) - SHOUT OUTS!!

    Episode 11: "Pat, Are You Okay?"

    Play Episode Listen Later May 8, 2021 110:32


    The boys really brought it with the comedy this week as Episode 11 is one of their funniest episodes yet. Look out for a potential sponsorship as well! Jack asks what everyone has been asking since the dawn of time and that is, "who the f*** is Kelly Oubre?" While Pat and Ryan like how the rest of the Sixer's season looks as they hope the big man Embiid can get some extra rest heading into the playoffs. We also get everyone's opinion on how their team did since last weeks draft.... Don't worry, Ryan isn't as mad anymore... still mad though. And finally, Pat brings up his most recent twitter beef with Basic Photography Twitter and the boys make sure that he is doing alright since his obliteration. And, of course, SHOUT OUTS! Timestamps below ;) (03:40) Start of Show (09:11) Warriors still fighting (12:47) "Who the F*** is Kelly Oubre?" (14:59) Who would Jack have the Warriors play in the playoffs? (17:53) Sixers Talk - remaining schedule looking like some extra rest (20:17) Nets not looking toooooo gooooooood :/ (23:15) Which teams will make a deep playoff run (26:37) DPOY talk (36:43) "Pat, are you okay?" (40:26) Lets talk some FOOOOOTBALLLLLLLL (41:14) Recap of 49ers pick (57:03) Recap of Eagles pick (01:18:52) Beef with Basic Photography Twitter (01:45:05) SHOUT OUTS!

    Episode 10: Bookie Leip's Shining Night

    Play Episode Listen Later May 4, 2021 101:33


    IT. IS. DRAFT DAY! AND OUR THIRD GUEST! Jon aka Hereee's Jonny joins the gentlemen on a very special day: Draft Day. That's right, for the 10th episode the boys do a 'live' episode covering the draft. It is packed with raw emotion as some experience joy while others cry tears of misery. Don't you worry though, they still cover Sixers and Warriors to start things off! But the highlight of the show is Bookie Leip's Best Bets so make sure to listen up. Timestamps below ;) 00:00:16 - Start of Show 00:03:02 - Sixers make playoffs 00:07:02 - Warriors talk 00:11:48 - Jon arrives! 00:17:13 - Bookie Leip!!!! 1st Bet! 00:21:19 - Bookie Leip's 2nd Bet! 00:23:30 - Bookie Leip's 3rd Bet! 00:26:08 - Bookie Leip's 4th Bet! 00:31:03 - Bookie Leip's 6th Bet! 00:33:15 - The Situation in Green Bay 00:35:31 - Jet's Pick 00:36:53 - 49er's lead up to pick 00:42:20 - Bookie Leip's 6th bet AND 49ERS PICK!!!! 00:51:04 - Atlanta's Pick 00:54:24 - Bengal's Pick 00:56:52 - 1st time bringing up Devonta Smith could be an Eagle 01:01:10 - Dolphin's Pick 01:07:13 - Lion's Pick 01:11:02 - Why Dominos is better than Pizza Hut 01:12:12 - Why did Jake From State Farm change? Predictions on next James Bond 01:13:10 - Carolina's Pick 01:15:46 - Second time bringing up Devonta Smith could be an Eagle 01:16:53 - Why does Ryan hate Devonta Smith? 01:20:04 - Bronco's Pick 01: 24:48 - TRADE ALERT TRADE ALERT 01:30:58 - EAGLES PICK!!! 01:36:21 - Shout outs!

    Episode 9: WE'RE BACK BABY

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 25, 2021 59:46


    Oh how we missed ya'll. And I bet you missed us as well! Apologies for not being there when you needed us most but, hey, stuff happens you know? After taking spending time in Alaska, Patrick reconnects with his fellow co-host and discuss the SECOND NCFBM Bowl! The series is now tied 1-1 as the Sixers have hit a bit of a slump on this road trip. Steph has been cooking and is carrying his team to a very impressive 30 wins and 30 losses.... barely a play-in team. Nonetheless, Warriors are making moves while the Sixers continue to duke it out with the other top East teams. Does Devin Booker get mad over Kendall Jenner? The boys got the answer for that. They also have opinions on Zion's new shoe and the attempt to create a soccer Super League. And of course, shout outs at the end. Episode 10 next week!! Gonna be a big one!! Timestamps below :000 Timestamps 03:05 - Start of Show 05:00 - NCFBM Bowl!!!! 16:20 - Concern with Nets injuries? 21:22 - Is this about Kendall Jenner?/ D Book's playstyle  24:53 - Fun playoffs matchup 27:50 - Zion's new shoe 30:22 - Opinions on Super League 47:31 - SUPRISE GUEST TEXT!!! 48:22 - BREAKING NEWS.... sort of 51:44 - SHOUT OUTS!!

    Episode 8: Charizard is a Short King

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 7, 2021 95:02


    BANGGG! The boys knock another episode out of the pahhhk! Embiid back BOOM. George Hill trade BOOM. Steph pick & roll BOOM. I mean, what more could you want?? A lot more because you're greedy but don't worry, you'll be stuffed with content if you listen. Football, football, and even more football. The boys get nitty gritty with the recent pick trade between the 49ers and Eagles as this is a pivotal draft for both teams. Ryan also is upset with the NFL after they decided to make the season 17 games. Listen up for a great show and don't forget to Rate, SUBSCRIBE AND REVIEWWWWWW! lol.... Timestamps below:) (03:16) - Start of Show (06:22) - Sixers Talk... EMBIID BACK and Nets haven't done anything (14:30) - Thoughts on George Hill Trade (22:00) - Warriors Talk... Steph the Savior AND MORE PICK AND ROLL (29:40) - Players running goofy (31:08) - Fooooootballlll... Starting out with 9ers and QB situation (41:00) - 49ers Draft Choice (45:00) - Discussion on Mobile Quarterback (56:00) - SOS!!!!! (57:13) - Birds... Ryan evolves into Charizard (01:10:00) - Discussion on 17 Game season (01:19:01) - None Alcoholic Beer, gtfo (01:19:09) - SHOUT OUTS!!!!

    Episode 7: Tom Brady Can't Make It BOUNCE

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 28, 2021 89:01


    This week was a very special week as it was the first ever NCFBM BOWL along with the show's SECOND guest!!! The boys dissect the Sixers v Warriors and how the Sixers absolutely dominated the wittle warriorssss :'(((. JK the Sixers almost blew their lead so listen up for that analysis. Jack goes in on Lebron and the boys discuss if the injured Laker is the real MVP or not. Following that, Ry Ry pours one out for his fallen soldier Lamelo Ball and weeps about how his ROY lock may be put to question soon. Getting through all the sports banter, Livverz aka Olivia Snow chimes in and brings up the pathetic hosting attempt for the women's March Madness tourney. NCAA... get it together. Last but not least, the much anticipated GOAT debate takes place between Livverz and Ry Ry as things get a little heated between the two. As always, Timestamps are below ;) (04:15) - Start of show (05:00) - NCFBM BOWL (16:30) - Danny Green, I owe you an apology (22:50) - Lebron... MVP??? Maybez (31:00) - Lamelo............. RIP/ROY convo (38:10) - GUEST TIME - LIVVERZ (45:15) - March Maddening... Nice try NCAA... NOT (01:06:00) - GOAT DEBATE!!! (01:24:45) - SHOUT OUTS!

    Episode 6: Nobody Likes a Gym Shark Nerd

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 22, 2021 82:06


    This is a special week for the boys as they feature THEIR FIRST EVER GUEST!!! OMGGG!! It is the wonderful and very ripped Grant Leiphart aka Grunt. He brings his A-game and sliminess to pod as he gives insight on tinder, what the most appealing muscle is and stuff that really gets him PISSED at the gym. Don't miss out on his wrath as it is untethered and knows no bounds. Patrick sloppily makes his way through the episode as he devours Twix and praises short kings. Ryan proves why he is fit to be in the medical field and has some hot takes on PJ Tucker. Jack gets enlightened on the leg press as he now knows not to show off with it next time he is at the gym. Don't miss out on a wild ride! Time Stamps below :))) ;) (00:01) - Tinder Talk (05:25) - Start of the Show (06:50) - Embiid :'((((( (11:35) - Good thing Embiid out? (14:00) - Liberal Media Bias Towards MVP (21:30) - Warriors World (Start of Warriors Talk) (28:00) - Heckling (30:00) - What is the Most Appealing Muscle? (32:50) - PJ Tucker (41:30) - FOOTBALLLLLLL (01:00:50) - GUEST TALK! GYM STUFF! (01:09:22) - The Infamous Leg Press (01:14:54) - Stop Asian Hate (01:17:15) - SHOUT OUTS

    Episode 5: The Most Powerful Thing is Manifestation

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 14, 2021 83:33


    The second half of the NBA season is underway and the boys discuss their wish lists for the Warriors and Sixers. Although many of these wishes will unlikely happen, a person can dream. Patrick rips the new "Earned It" jerseys, Ryan puts Mr. Unliiiiiiimited on blast and Jack decides that Ronaldo is now taken out of the GOAT conversation when it comes to soccer players. But of course, there is also Eagles football that is discussed along the way. Towards the end of the show, the boys dive deep into the recent Royal Family drama as they finish off an already exciting episode with a discussion on Yoko Ono and racism still plaguing society. Time Stamps below :)) ;))) :D :P (03:01) - Blood doping (04:00) - Start of show (07:05) - Jack's First Warrior Wish (17:00) - Pat and RJ's First Sixers Wish (18:20) - Second Wish for the Warriors (20:45) - Second Wish for Sixers (23:30) - FINAL WISH FOR WARRIORS OMG (26:20) - YAY FINAL SIXER'S WISH WOOHOOOO (29:00) - Simmons and Embiid awkward fit :/ (31:45) - Earned It jerseys... wtf (39:00) - Mr. Unlimited slander (49:00) - Jalen Hurts and Jeffrey Lurie.... Rut roe Eagles!! (55:00) - Potential Eagles draft pick (59:18) - Ronaldo = WOAT (01:06:00) - Royal Family discussion/Yoko Ono/Racism in the Royal Fam (01:19:20) - SHOUT OUTS

    Episode 4: Blinded by the Lens Flare

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 7, 2021 82:54


    All-Star weekend is approaching, James Wiseman is playing like shit, and Embiid is still the GOAT. The boys discuss mounting tensions between players and refs and have a heated debate over the various merits and flaws of Scorsese films. If you haven't seen The Departed yet... consider this your spoiler warning. Also, really? You haven't seen The Departed? It's been out for 15 years. Go watch it on Netflix or something, Jesus. Stay tuned for a very special guest at the end of the episode. You DON'T want to miss this. Timestamps are below ;) (08:32) - Start of Warriors talk (24:10) - Sixers time - Shut up Jazz *cough* Spida Mitchell (37:20) - Players versus NBA officiating (50:00) - MVPiid Talk (57:00) - Car armrests... (01:01:00) - Movies! (01:11:40) - SPECIAL GUEST APPEARANCE (01:19:40) - Shout out track

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