It's the question they always ask before everything falls to pieces. We dive into the inherent wrongness of bad movies, cult TV shows, and idiots in the news. Skullard and Luka flaunt their goofliness for all the world to hear. What could go wrong?
Recorded live at the Irrational House of Pancakes.
Tusk (2014) is reviewed, people steal our ideas and Walmart won't make a mean cake. Enjoy!
Chopping Mall (1986) is reviewed, Jack Bauer is available for catering and Bigfoot rigged the lottery. Enjoy!
City of the Dead (1960) is reviewed, Skullard sings yet again and Luka calls a priest. Enjoy!
Scanners (1981) is reviewed, Munchkins are munched and Luka gets sick from the very idea. Enjoy!
We're putting extra treats in your goodie bag: The Pit and the Pendulum (1961) is reviewed, an Unexpected Encounter, a brand new Halloween song, plus school bus smooching. Enjoy!
Miami Connection (1987) is reviewed. In fact, we review the hell out of it. Plus a new song and Skullard's memories are a sham. Enjoy!
The Mesa of Lost Women is reviewed, plus kids these days and love (American Style). Enjoy!
Zindy the Swamp Boy is reviewed, old people get confused and pacifist battle for supremacy. Enjoy!
They (2002) is reviewed, the Landlord shows up and ruins everything, and Luka has a drink named after her. Enjoy!
THEM! (1954) is reviewed, Godzilla is coming to kill us, Mr. Robot turns out to be Mr. Ripoff and Lucifer is condemned by your mother. Enjoy!
It's Alive (1974) is reviewed, plus Luka's new invention of the perfect caller ID. Enjoy!
Urban Legend is reviewed, and we discuss Twizzlers, rainbows and how the future gets raisins. Enjoy!
Spoilers! We spoil everything but the milk, plus Godzilla, Hannibal and Hellboy. Enjoy!
The Room is reviewed, Skullard ponders cheerleaders and Luka was never here. Enjoy!
Cloverfield is reviewed, plus potlucks, school spirit, escapism, and there's nothing left to sell. Or is there? Enjoy!
When a Stranger Calls is reviewed, men go shopping and do laundry and Skullard scares his wife. Enjoy!
Jeepers Creepers is reviewed, we're being watched and there's a nice song for a change. Enjoy!
The Bride and the Beast is reviewed, the neighbors get worse, food gets worse, and TV keeps getting better. Enjoy!
Valentine is reviewed, drama in the parking lot and Brazilian prison breaks. Enjoy!
Troll 2 is reviewed, Skullard has a tussle at the gas station and Luka is filled with contempt. Enjoy!
House of Wax (1953) is reviewed, Luka gives us the future of American Horror Story and Skullard is such a guy. Enjoy!
Fangs of the Living Dead (1969) is reviewed, Skullard has a guitar addiction and Luka refuses to settle. Enjoy!
Galaxy Invaders (1985) is reviewed, Luka is almost blown away, Skullard dreams of Jeannie and don't you dare blink. Enjoy!
Escape From Tomorrow (2013) is reviewed, Luka inspires a truly awful song and men urinate with abandon. Enjoy!
It's the holiday episode you've been expecting and feel completely entitled to. Enjoy!
The Killer Shrews (1959) is reviewed, a life long dream is realized and Luka doesn't mind getting peed on. Enjoy!
Anaconda (1997) is reviewed, Skullard's parents come to visit and we're all screwed. Enjoy!
Attack of the Puppet People (1958) is reviewed, a turtle tries to eat Luka's hair and a raven is lost in translation. Enjoy!
The Revenge of Dr. X (1970) is reviewed, birds are dying everywhere and the FBI wants a bribe. Enjoy!
Congo (1995) is reviewed, Luka discusses her gang-banger past and Skullard denies everything. Enjoy!
Shocker (1989) is reviewed, the heat's off again and Luka won't give a nickle to charity. Enjoy!
Luka and Skullard return to the belly of the beast only to find themselves abandoned. Enjoy!
Castle Freak (1995) is reviewed, Hello Kitty is a girl, the Doctor is old and Skullard commits an attrocity against all that is decent and right. Enjoy!
Head Of The Family (1996) is reviewed, and we'd tell you more but the end is coming so why bother? Enjoy!
Just how bad was 1998's Godzilla? How did Skullard break his tooth? What kind of people are numbers? Enjoy!
According to Supreme Court logic, there will be ice cream in Hell. Let us explain.
Psycho II (1983) is reviewed, we trip into the Twilight Zone and the salesman is at a loss for words. Enjoy!
The Toxic Avenger (1984) is reviewed, The Leftovers gets slammed and a few moments of drama. Enjoy!
In this episode we use our freedom to sing songs of regret and ponder animated madness. Enjoy!
Mr. Sardonicus (1961) is reviewed, existential t-shirt crisis and gimme-gimme-gimme. Enjoy!
The Devil's Hand (1961) is reviewed, plus hatred, guilt and resignation. Enjoy!
The Mothman Prophesies (2002) is reviewed, fake cops vs. real cops and Facebook is where charity goes to die. Enjoy!
The Brood (1979) is reviewed, Hannibal escapes and bunnies get mad. Enjoy!
Cabin In The Woods (2012) is reviewed, we visit a crime scene and go see a god. Enjoy!
Crater Lake Monster (1976) is reviewed, Skullard gets back to work and we spoil everything. Enjoy!
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