Al Pacino's Prison Scene

This week Jake and Kyle saw Wonka and oh boy is it time to talk about it. What a way to end the year of mediocre or phenomenal movies with one that is squarely "good". An enjoyable film that for some reason says the one girl can't speak and then ten seconds later shows her singing with the group, but beyond that, pretty much anyone can enjoy this "requel". So come with me and you'll see an opinion on if this movie is worth your time in the theater or not.

You thought the day was finally here when BFD would miss an upload. WRONG! It will never happen as long as I'm around (Jake). The new TMNT movie was surprisingly good although it left me a bit wanting for he who shall not be named... The thematic message of this film may be dangerous as it supports some ideas that are detrimental to the sociological development of young audiences. What do I mean by that? Guess you're gonna have to watch to find out. INTRO 00:00 STORY 01:28 THEME 03:31 CINEMATOGRAPHY 05:00 SCORE 05:59 UH-OH! 07:02

We did the Barbenheimer Crawl this Saturday and let me tell you... What a day for cinema. Beyond our critics or appreciations for these movies, we are so glad to see theaters filled to the brim for once! We even were told popcorn would take over an hour and a half to get to us since there were so many people in line! So, regardless of what we did or did not enjoy, we were glad to see theaters turn a hefty profit this weekend. But, with that being said, Barbie was rough and Oppenheimer was not perfect. Watch this to see why!

Howdy Ho BFD buds! Today is a solemn day as Jake is all alone. With Kyle unexpectedly sick and Chris nowhere to be found, the road ahead is unknown. Will Jake be able to do this video all by himself or will he fail miserably and be washed away by the despair that comes along with speaking to a lone camera? Find out in this week's episode of... BFD! LIKE. COMMENT. SUBSCRIBE: https://www.youtube.com/@bfd_videos GVM Discount: gvmled.myshopify.com/jake__ferrari

James Gunn was called in one last time to save the MCU before he departs to take over the DCU. Does he have what it takes or will Guardians 3 be another formulaic attempt to make something mildly interesting with a bit of an auteristic twist? Find out on this week's episode of BFD. Also Chris canceled himself so RIP Chris. LIKE. COMMENT. SUBSCRIBE:    / @bfd_videos   GVM Discount: gvmled.myshopify.com/jake__ferrari If you comment correctly how many times Kyle pulled his shirt, we'll give you a lil surprise...

If its black fight back, if its brown lie down. Truly words of wisdom but there is only one problem with that statement. It doesn't mention what to do if you can't tell whether its a brown bear or a black bear... Oh well, sucks to be you. But this video doesn't suck and that's why you should watch it! Hey, hey, hey, all you buddies, and welcome to another video. In this week's rendition of BFD goes to the movies we watch the surprising slam dunk of a movie that is Cocaine Bear! Coming out of left field for some audience members, Cocaine Bear has it all. From emotional moments that leave you in tears to tense moments that leave you cheeks clenched. Sit back and strap in because here... We make videos better...

Howdy roundabout you animal lovers! No! Not like that you freaks! Sheesh, you know what just for those sick thoughts you don't get a good description in this episode. I will say this though, Idris Elba, is not an animal lover in this film. As a matter of fact he punches them. And poachers and a dream sequence that is seemingly randomly placed in this film twice. Basically in the BFD bois opinions, this film isn't great… BUT… We did get an experts thoughts to see why animals attack and why this film isn't accurate to lions in any sense of the word. Anyway, enjoy I guess! Also subscribe or else.

Nope... is what we would say if you didn't watch this review. Does that make sense? No...pe... It doesn't have to so get off our backs. You know whose back you should get on though? Jordan Peele's. And by that we mean go watch this film.

Here we are, the final episode of the podcast. Did you ever think we'd make it this far? I sure as hell didn't think so... Regardless, we made it, 2 1/2 years later. A couple movie analysis's later and we're still stupid and still know nothing. BUT, today is the day, at the time of 11:30, we will be walking across the stage at our university as they hand us a fake diploma. The real diploma won't be in my hand until 4-6 weeks later, hastily mailed in shoddy packaging and probably crumpled in the mailbox. Oh well, enjoy this final episode of Al Pacino as we reminisce upon the times we've shared, the laughs we've had, the stupidity that has been blundered, the frustrations that have ensued, and the disagreements that have been created. At the end of the day, Al Pacino has been nothing but a blessing unto all of our lives. We hope that the same is true for you. Thank you so much for listening and watching. This may be the end of one book, but luckily for you, we are a poorly themed and written young adult series and books will keep being made. I hope you loved us because if you did, then that means I can use the following quote. "What is grief but love perservering?" $10 For one last time, Stout and Saurkraut, Jake, Chris, and Kyle Theme by Avery Yerlan Email: pacinopodcast@gmail.com

OUR LAST EPISODE. Holy moly guacamole. We have a special one planned for this episode, and since it is our last formal episode, we must do something never before seen by Internet-kind.......... Chris will speak after the recap. I know. It's kind of shocking. You know what else is shocking? The electricity that nearly kills Alex at the end of the film, but I digress. We touch upon death and the meaning that surrounds it, maybe death is evil, or maybe death itself is unnatural???? Who knows? Well, you at the end of this video. So watch. Also, special episode coming out in 2 WEEKS, Saturday, May 7th! Mark the calendars! Stout and Saurkraut, Jake, Chris, and Kyle Theme by Avery Yerlan Email: pacinopodcast@gmail.com https://anchor.fm/al-pacino SNS: https://www.facebook.com/SchoolNightStudios --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Holy moly we're almost at the end of this series and boy does it feel like it. We're currently on Chris's practicum set and we are TIRED. So here's an episode on the much maligned Green Lantern movie with Ryan Renolds. What's that? You knew already the movie was bad even though you only saw it if you were one who actually saw Iron Man in theaters? That's crazy... It's as if people make their minds up on things without engaging in that thing themselves, therefore being less likely to make educated assumptions about said thing. ... ... So anyway, here we talking about meaning again. Shocker. Brady's Linktree: https://linktr.ee/Bradyjordan Song from the beginning: https://www.youtube.com/user/batcreep Stout and Saurkraut, Jake, Chris, and Kyle Theme by Avery Yerlan Email: pacinopodcast@gmail.com https://anchor.fm/al-pacino SNS: https://www.facebook.com/SchoolNightStudios --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Howdy howdy! We're currently on Jake's practicum set, so this is the first episode we've ever recorded previously. Every other one has been completely live, which is pretty cool if you ask me. Anyway, today we talk about what standing up for yourself means and how finding your people isn't always as simple as following the norms. We also try to discern the meaning in literally every word spoken by every character since the Bri'ish accen' is bluddy -ifficu' innit? But truly, this movie is actually pretty good, even though we expect low number this episode due to the fact that not a single living being has heard of this movie. But hey, prove us wrong! Or don't, because we're always right. Stout and Saurkraut, Jake, Chris, and Kyle Theme by Avery Yerlan Email: pacinopodcast@gmail.com https://anchor.fm/al-pacino SNS: https://www.facebook.com/SchoolNightStudios --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Jake and Kyle were sitting around. Jake was playing Elden Rings. Kyle playing Uno [with Ash }:)]. Casually the podcast was mentioned and then we realized... Wait a minute. Wasn't this one supposed to release yesterday? Well, shit. It was. We missed the due date. ... ... "Well, better late than never, as I always say." -Sherk, from Sherk 5: Fairytale Reboot Stout and Saurkraut, Jake, Chris, and Kyle Theme by Avery Yerlan Email: pacinopodcast@gmail.com https://anchor.fm/al-pacino SNS: https://www.facebook.com/SchoolNightStudios --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Before there was time, there was a land. And after some time it became lost. But before the land was lost there were lost dinosaurs. And the dinosaurs looked old but they weren't old because this was before time. But over some time they died and airplanes began to land. Before time there were no airplanes in the night sky like shooting stars that killed the dinosaurs before time when they landed. I'm lost. Stout and Saurkraut, Jake, Chris, and Kyle Theme by Avery Yerlan Email: pacinopodcast@gmail.com https://anchor.fm/al-pacino SNS: https://www.facebook.com/SchoolNightStudios --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Oh boy has this one been requested by a certain individual for a long time and oh boy have they not stopped reminding us to record it and upload it (which we do at the same time). This person, while being wildly attractive and smart and all the things, can also be--maybe Kyle will stop himself while he's ahead. You know what's crazy? Only people over the age of 45 will have heard of this movie, but damn is that a shame! From story-telling and its link to the nature of human relation to a young boy learning what it means to become a man, this movie is truly wonderful. We should have more like this, honestly. We're tired of movies made after 2004. I've been watching a lot of The Mentalist recently. It's like every other cop show, but it fulfills the fantasy of being the smartest one in the room all the time and seeking revenge for our family's death that happened due to a serial killer we pissed off. That is the ultimate male fantasy after all. Anyway, we're shooting Kyle's practicum right now and Chris and Jake will be shooting later, so wish us luck! On with the show! P.S. The description was written by Kyle but I'm not totally sure why he referred to himself in the first and third persons. I think I might need to take him to the hospital. P.P.S. The P.S. was written by Jake. Stout and Saurkraut, Jake, Chris, and Kyle Theme by Avery Yerlan Email: pacinopodcast@gmail.com https://anchor.fm/al-pacino SNS: https://www.facebook.com/SchoolNightStudios --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Greetings and salutations fellow apocalypse survivors! Today we reach back into the ol' Suggestion Box and we tackle.... Well, let's be honest, this movie isn't great for the podcast. First of all, it's already really infused with meaning that is both explicit and understandable. Secondly, it's not too well-known, but the people who do know it remember it as being "really good" and "ha[ving] a bunch of meaning for sure". And thirdly, Nate sent this in and after Starship Troopers we should've seen this coming. But regardless, here we are, talking about meaning, purpose, blindness, and so much in-between so tune in and stay swole! Also, does anybody know of a place that's hiring someone for video production? But like, company video production based somewhere in the southeast? No?... Yeah, us either.... Stout and Saurkraut, Jake, Chris, and Kyle Theme by Avery Yerlan Email: pacinopodcast@gmail.com https://anchor.fm/al-pacino SNS: https://www.facebook.com/SchoolNightStudios --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Back to our bi-weekly episodes, we return with one of the best titles for a movie we could find. Unfortunately, the best part is the title... But damn do we have some things to say about it! Set in New Zealand, this movie stays away from the Shire and moves into the world of dybbuks and past problems resurfacing in the present. What's weird is that there's like a weird sex scene with the couch, but then she just kind of wakes up and it's weird man. Also, life update for now: Chris is still married, Jake just got a girl's number the other night, and Kyle is seeing some chick that he's not that crazy about or anything don't worry about it it's fine and she's great and he likes her a lot but it's not a big deal. And other life update, we're all graduating this May and that's the end of our college careers ladies and gentlefolk. So listen up and don't worry, we'll definitely be employed especially as inflation rocks 7% and the fed will be trying to curb it in March (which will result in an inability for employers to invest in their company and expand) AND taxes will have to increase if we'll ever get Build Back Better passed. But it's ALLLLLLLLLL okay and don't worry it's fine. Just trust the experts, they know better than you. ... So anyway, here's Killer Couch. Stout and Saurkraut, Jake, Chris, and Kyle Theme by Avery Yerlan Email: pacinopodcast@gmail.com https://anchor.fm/al-pacino SNS: https://www.facebook.com/SchoolNightStudios --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

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Merry Pacinomas everyone and Happy Pacinodays! Children are terrible and are getting worse, aren't they? Well, Santa thinks so and that starts this whole chain of events where Ben Shapiro hires someone to kill Santa. What does Santa stand for? What does love practically mean? Why am I asking all these questions? I don't know man, but maybe you will find out after you snuggle up, drink some cocoa, finish opening your presents. So, spend some time with the boys and then go back to your folks for the holiday. Stout and Saurkraut, Jake, Chris, and Kyle Theme by Avery Yerlan Email: pacinopodcast@gmail.com https://anchor.fm/al-pacino SNS: https://www.facebook.com/SchoolNightStudios --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Alright you Shaggy Goose losers, buckle up for a massive trainwreck full of philosophy, conspiracies, and a lot of interruptions. I don't even really remember what we talked about but I do know we broke one of our most sacred rules. The devil hasn't come for us yet, but the Christmas season ain't over. There is one lingering question… do you believe in cults? Cults that you unknowingly join or can't quite remember how you became initiated in one. Cults that take Christmas so seriously that if you dare not spend $6000 on it they'll make your life a living hell. Cults that force you to put up a giant snowman that tried to kill you on your roof. I do Stout and Saurkraut, Jake, Chris, and Kyle Theme by Avery Yerlan Email: pacinopodcast@gmail.com https://anchor.fm/al-pacino SNS: https://www.facebook.com/SchoolNightStudios --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Merry Pacinomas and welcome to our Season of Giving! And that's right, we're giving you something for free: content, baby! Sweet, sweet content! So, Santa Claus? Everyone loves him and he rewards the good children of the earth, who keep the spirit of Christmas in their heart... But what happens when a child acts out and throws their Christmas spirit away? KRAMPUS HAPPENS! Evil Santa! Bad Jesus! So listen in as we navigate through this upside-down Christmas terror with all the grace of the pink elephant in the room that nobody is willing to talk about for some reason. And stay tuned for our other Pacinomas episodes, we have some good ones in store for you! Stout and Saurkraut, Jake, Chris, and Kyle Theme by Avery Yerlan Email: pacinopodcast@gmail.com https://anchor.fm/al-pacino SNS: https://www.facebook.com/SchoolNightStudios --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

HAPPY THANKSGIVING and welcome to the Christmas season! Well, we're not quite there yet, but damn do we love this time of year. It's not just the nostalgia of the anticipation from our childhoods, it's not just the family we grew up with who made us who we are today all focusing on truly being together, and it's not even the food we shove into our mouths in ungodly proportions. Truly, what makes this season our favorite is the acknowledgement of everyone that maybe we can take the time to be with each other. After all, even something as simple as taking the time for the family to get together to play a game of UNO, your friends to hang out and watch a movie or play video games, or spending extra time with the one who fills your heart with that unmistakable feeling of both complete vulnerability and unbridled strength. So here's a great feel-good movie that is perfect for this time of year from Thanksgiving to Hanukkah and even Christmas too! So enjoy and listen to our call to action at the end and let us know how that goes by e-mailing us! Stout and Saurkraut, Jake, Chris, and Kyle Theme by Avery Yerlan Email: pacinopodcast@gmail.com https://anchor.fm/al-pacino SNS: https://www.facebook.com/SchoolNightStudios --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Do you want to vote? Do you want to have children? Do you like fascism? Of course you do! So enlist and fight the terrible, no-good bugs and become a citizen today! ^ Scary, right? Today we discuss authoritarian states and Chris takes longer than the amount of time between the Titanic sinking and Rose recounting her story to recap this relatively short episode. But what we lack in concision, we make up for in a Nate. And what we lack given Nate's addition to the episode, we make up for with Chris' raps. Sidenote: I'm sitting in a public area as of typing this and there's a very cute girl that's given me the "eye" a few times. Should I go over and talk to her or is---dammit, her friends came and sat with her. It's over now. Shit. Stout and Saurkraut, Jake, Chris, and Kyle Theme by Avery Yerlan Email: pacinopodcast@gmail.com https://anchor.fm/al-pacino SNS: https://www.facebook.com/SchoolNightStudios --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

HAPPY PACINOWEEN ALL YOU SHAGGY GOOSE EGG BOIS AND WELCOME TO THE SUPERDOME. It's that time. That time of the year, it's that time for Halloween vacation and because of that, we have VERY SPECIAL EPISODE for you dumbotrons. We're in costume! That's right! Very shoddily and hastily put together costumes and they look horrible but we did it for you. *insert name of every shaggy goose egg boi and typically I would but there's just so gorsh dang many of ya* Anyway, who knows what we talk about in this episode? Stay tuned to find out! Have a happy Pacinoween! And remember kids...Mike Myers could be around any corner waiting to strike... Stout and Saurkraut, Jake, Chris, and Kyle Theme by Avery Yerlan Email: pacinopodcast@gmail.com https://anchor.fm/al-pacino SNS: https://www.facebook.com/SchoolNightStudios --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

How many movies have to be made about people going in the woods, trying to do the naughty and getting killed for you youngins to understand that you shouldn't do that. I mean come one people!! First, your friends turn into zombies, then they get snatched by trees, then get your arm cut off and you still do it. I don't know why I even try, all I know is that this movie is about something...or nothing. Maybe I don't know. Check out our documentary, Why Live: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V75Uv6cULq8 Stout and Saurkraut, Jake, Chris, and Kyle Theme by Avery Yerlan Twitter: https://twitter.com/pacinopod Email: pacinopodcast@gmail.com https://anchor.fm/al-pacino SNS: https://www.facebook.com/SchoolNightStudios --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

FADE IN: INT. BATHROOM - DAY A Grimey room is covered in grime and filth and deesgustang things. A person, 20s-ish, sits on a toilet listening to some stupid podcast. They receive a NOTIFICATION on a phone: New episode of Al Pacino's Prison Scene. They swipe away the notification and stand up. Their phone begins to slip out of their hand but they catch it. They flush. They begin to walk out of the bathroom but hit the door instead. GASP! PLOINK! They look down in horror. The phone is in the toilet. CUT TO BLACK. Let this be a lesson all you Shaggy Goose Egg Bois. If you choose media other than us, bad things will happen to you. Just like how John Oliver chose Zombies over Friends Check out our Documentary we mentioned in the episode! -https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V75Uv6cULq8 Stout and Saurkraut, Jake, Chris, and Kyle Theme by Avery Yerlan Twitter: https://twitter.com/pacinopod Email: pacinopodcast@gmail.com https://anchor.fm/al-pacino SNS: https://www.facebook.com/SchoolNightStudios --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

There is no podcast, Bella. You didn't see anything. Bella. We have two cameras and it's really hard to edit! BELLA! Twilight. We watch this movie and there are mixed opinions on it, to say the least. Is it a terrible movie or is it a less terrible movie? You decide! Stout and Saurkraut, Jake, Chris, and Kyle Theme by Avery Yerlan Twitter: https://twitter.com/pacinopod Email: pacinopodcast@gmail.com https://anchor.fm/al-pacino SNS: https://www.facebook.com/SchoolNightStudios --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

AAAUUUEUEEAAAGHUAAUUGGUEAHAHGH! That's what the terminator would say if we were watching that movie, but we're not so he didn't. Duh... look at the title. But in case you missed the title, we're talking about a good ol action film 'bout eyes poppin' out of heads, no oxygen for the sleazy guys on the southside, and political lies disguised as acts of good faith to further the corporate agenda of the rich. Is that what we actually talk about in this episode? I'm not sure, but what I can say is that we talk about a bit of something. Three things to be specific. Yeah, you know what I'm talking about. Whose to say what reality is. Quaid can't because he's trippin' his big Austrian balls off. Was that too much? Probably, but oh well, it's written and now I can't change it. Stout and Saurkraut, Jake, Chris, and Kyle Theme by Avery Yerlan Twitter: https://twitter.com/pacinopod Email: pacinopodcast@gmail.com https://anchor.fm/al-pacino SNS: https://www.facebook.com/SchoolNightStudios --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Is it Rodrick Rules or Rodrick's Rules? Stout and Saurkraut, Jake, Chris, and Kyle Theme by Avery Yerlan Twitter: https://twitter.com/pacinopod Email: pacinopodcast@gmail.com https://anchor.fm/al-pacino SNS: https://www.facebook.com/SchoolNightStudios --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

You've heard of Jack Black and you've heard of children. What do you get when you combine them? Probably a felony. But THIS movie is different! There are no felonies, there are only sick beats and a man who finds something that he can truly contribute to society. Now, this was supposed to be our first recorded episode, being back from our Summer Series, but Chris forgot a battery plate or something, so instead we just have this sweet, sweet audio for this sweet, sweet musical... Yes, this is a musical. A musical is just a play or a movie where singing and/or dancing is at the heart of the piece, ergo by definition this movie is a musical. This movie is not a musical in the way Die Hard is a Christmas movie. This movie is not a musical in the way that the girl you constantly think about thinks about you too. This movie is not a musical in the way that Rebecca ever loved me. Oh God, Rebecca I miss you so much... Stout and Saurkraut, Jake, Chris, and Kyle Theme by Avery Yerlan Twitter: https://twitter.com/pacinopod Email: pacinopodcast@gmail.com https://anchor.fm/al-pacino SNS: https://www.facebook.com/SchoolNightStudios --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Ahhhh, here we are in Bikini Bottom. The last episode of the Summer Series. Like all good things, it must come to an end. We hope you learned a lot, lived a lot, and gained some golden nuggets of knowledge but now... now it's time to grow up. Or is it!? Spongebob made it to Shell City, he fought the Cyclops, and he brought the CROWN BACK! All while being a kid. so maybe we hold off on the growing-up bit and leave that to the adults. On this weeks Prison episode, listen to Jake continuously cut Chris off during his recap to recite a literal boatload of quotes from this movie as we go off the rails time and time again as we discuss the power of friendship and keeping the inner T-rex alive. 10 bucks if you get that. Kyle goes off on another infamous rant but it's all a blast because next time you see us... School will be back in session Stout and Saurkraut, Jake, Chris, and Kyle Theme by Avery Yerlan Twitter: https://twitter.com/pacinopod Email: pacinopodcast@gmail.com https://anchor.fm/al-pacino SNS: https://www.facebook.com/SchoolNightStudios --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Family. We fight for each other. We die for each other. Most importantly, we live for each other. This film threw us for a bit of a curveball. Usually, we discuss films that have no apparent meaning or one that exists under the surface. This film is just built different as it doesn't seem to have a real meaning besides family but when you take a closer look at Fast 5, Family is what it's exactly about. It does it so well in fact that people glance right over it but that might be okay. The less you have to learn, the more you can take time to understand. I feel like people can tell who writes the description because sometimes they're long and sophisticated and sometimes they're short and sweet. Regardless, Stout and Saurkraut, Jake, Chris, and Kyle Theme by Avery Yerlan Twitter: https://twitter.com/pacinopod Email: pacinopodcast@gmail.com https://anchor.fm/al-pacino SNS: https://www.facebook.com/SchoolNightStudios --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

I'll be honest, I have no idea what this episode is about. It's a live studio audience and they kept shooting me with guns like they did in the movie and it wasn't fun. All I know is that the Red Guardian stole the show and I want to marry Florence Pugh. Stout and Saurkraut, Jake, Chris, and Kyle Theme by Avery Yerlan Twitter: https://twitter.com/pacinopod Email: pacinopodcast@gmail.com https://anchor.fm/al-pacino SNS: https://www.facebook.com/SchoolNightStudios --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Noot Noot and Shalom. Discussing a monster movie in a substantive manner is not a task to be treated lightly. It is a difficult task, indeed. What is there to make from Big Monkey fighting Big Lizard with Fire Breath? Well, as it turns out, there is a lot to talk about. For instance: What does Big Monkey mean? What does Big Lizard mean? What does it mean that they're fighting? Now, of course, you have to concede that there is a meaning at all to argue that any variation of meaning can arise (and you cannot simultaneously argue that the lack of meaning is meaning, for the absence of something cannot be a definition; at least, not as defined as a presence). So, for meaning to exist there must be agreed-upon interpretive factors set against agreed-upon objective facts, even if the latter is difficult to define or even observe. If there are these elements of existence, then you can extrapolate from the fact and the speculative into "meaning". So what do these giants battling symbolize and what can that tell us about our present? How do we use that information for how to act in the future? All that and more is discussed in this week's episode; an episode of mighty proportions; an episode of tales and tails; an episode with more fire-breathing dragons than any other episode not involving fire-breathing dragons; THE Godzilla V Kong episode. Stout and Saurkraut, Jake, Chris, and Kyle Theme by Avery Yerlan Twitter: https://twitter.com/pacinopod Email: pacinopodcast@gmail.com https://anchor.fm/al-pacino SNS: https://www.facebook.com/SchoolNightStudios --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Is it Looney Toons or Looney Tunes? We always thought it was the former, but due to the Mandela Effect, time has changed and we are but small minds of faint recollection. This has nothing to do with the episode, but this quote from the Federalist Papers really intrigued us: "And as to those mortal feuds which, in certain conjunctures, spread a conflagration through a whole nation, or through a very large proportion of it, proceeding either from weighty causes of discontent given by the government or from contagion of some violent popular paroxysm, they do not fall within any ordinary rules of calculation. When they happen, they commonly amount to revolutions and dismemberment of empire. No form of government can always either avoid or control them." Now here they're referring to the Articles of Confederation and the opponents of the Constitution to consider that force is necessary for the government to have control of as a means of preventing the base desires of the people being acted out in a fashion that could destroy their neighbors or their property. But what's interesting is the relevance of the last bit in relation to current events in the country. The Founders essentially considered revolution to be the Thanos of political movements--it is inevitable. This is not to endorse violent uprisings, quite the opposite, this is merely to point out that change and cultural sways were always factored into the framing of the Constitution. They later refer to operating during events that are not "too mighty for human foresight or precaution", where normal governmental operations could be concerned (i.e. wars, rights, foreign relations, etc.) That's kind of crazy and is some interesting food for thought. You're not going to get that kind of analysis today, fellow listeners, for today is a day that will live in infamy as the day where we recorded too late for anyone to form a coherent thought. However, what we do have in store for you is some genuinely interesting banter and maybe a few laughs here and there. Also Chris basically read an entire Wikipedia page for his recap, so the length of it is only half of what it is usually... Stout and Saurkraut, Jake, Chris, and Kyle Theme by Avery Yerlan Twitter: https://twitter.com/pacinopod Email: pacinopodcast@gmail.com https://anchor.fm/al-pacino SNS: https://www.facebook.com/SchoolNightStudios --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

What do Jack Black, Jesus, and Satan's left nut have in common? Tune in to find out. Well, maybe not, but wouldn't that be great if there was a connection? Like, through the transitive property Jesus would be equal to Satan's left nut if that was true. Maybe if Jack Black had a familial connection to someone who wanted to have a baby with Satan, and Satan was laying on his side when he did the dirty, then that lady gave birth to a child who eventually learned of a “magic man” named Jesus and, in an effort to take on the mantle of a local hero, fending off against his evil father than in undoubtedly trying to take over the world through him, he renames himself Jesus… … I think I'm high. Which is fitting for this movie! So join us on this tale of epicness and loud screaming to see what we have to say about the true meaning of a stoner comedy! Stout and Saurkraut, Jake, Chris, and Kyle Theme by Avery Yerlan Twitter: https://twitter.com/pacinopod Email: pacinopodcast@gmail.com https://anchor.fm/al-pacino SNS: https://www.facebook.com/SchoolNightStudios --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Better buckle up all you Shaggy Goose Egg Bois, this is a long one but it's well worth it. We get into all kinds of messy subjects like Religion, Ideology, and we bully Chris as he works on his recap skills. We love him anyway though. And now, for what you've all been waiting for... ANAKIN: (seeing Obi-Wan) Liar! PADME turns around and. sees OBI-WAN standing in the doorway of the Naboo Cruiser. PADME: No! ANAKIN: You're with him. You've betrayed me! You brought him here to kill me! PADME: NO! Anakin. I swear ... I ... ANAKIN reaches out, and PADME grabs her throat as she starts to choke. OBI-WAN: Let her go, Anakin. ANAKIN: What have you and she been up to? OBI-WAN: Let her go! ANAKIN releases his grip on the unconscious PADME and she crumples to the ground. ANAKIN: You turned her against me. OBI-WAN: You have done that yourself. ANAKIN: You will not take her from me. ANAKIN throws off his cloak. OBI-WAN: Your anger and your lust for power have already done that. OBI-WAN flings off his cloak. OBI-WAN: (continuing) You have allowed this Dark Lord to twist your mind until now . . . until now you have become the very thing you swore to destroy. They circle each other until OBI-WAN is near PADME. He places his hand on her. ANAKIN: Don't lecture me, Obi-Wan. I see through the lies of the Jedi. I do not fear the dark side as you do. I have brought peace, justice, freedom, and security to my new Empire. OBI-WAN: Your new Empire? ANAKIN: Don't make me kill you. OBI-WAN: Anakin, my allegiance is to the Republic ... to democracy. ANAKIN: If you're not with me, you're my enemy. OBI-WAN: Only a Sith Lord deals in absolutes. I will do what I must. (ignites his lightsaber) ANAKIN: You will try. ANAKIN ignites his lightsaber... What will happen next!? Listen to Chris's recap to find out! Stout and Saurkraut, Jake, Chris, and Kyle Theme by Avery Yerlan Twitter: https://twitter.com/pacinopod Email: pacinopodcast@gmail.com https://anchor.fm/al-pacino SNS: https://www.facebook.com/SchoolNightStudios --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

If Horton heard someone with a doctorate, I'm sure there would be time travel. Speaking of travel during a specific amount of time, this quest, the ultimate quest, is a daring, dangerous, and dandy quest to find a home for small people. Horton is God. God is Horton. And we all live on a speck. If anything we've said intrigues you, that would make sense. Almost as many cents as we would make if you'd give this episode a listen. Anything from the definitive qualities of the divine to the best line ever given in cinema history: Yop. That's this episode. Horton Heard a Who and I hope you hear us too. Dr. Seuss. Stout and Saurkraut, Jake, Chris, and Kyle Theme by Avery Yerlan Twitter: https://twitter.com/pacinopod Email: pacinopodcast@gmail.com https://anchor.fm/al-pacino SNS: https://www.facebook.com/SchoolNightStudios --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

"What's the deal with farm animals? I mean they drink their own milk!" - Serry Jeinfield (1932) We did not think that joke was very funny but we also didn't know how to start this description, and I'll be honest, I don't know how to finish it either. Maybe I'll just talk about why I had a really rough week. About how I lost my day job and my wife left me and took out 14 kids. At least I got to keep the dog, but he ran away too... Who are we kidding? Nobody cares about that! But you know what the people do care about? Male cows with udders baby. That's out motto here at Al Pacino's Prison Scene. "Udders" Stout and Saurkraut, Jake, Chris, and Kyle Theme by Avery Yerlan Twitter: https://twitter.com/pacinopod Email: pacinopodcast@gmail.com https://anchor.fm/al-pacino SNS: https://www.facebook.com/SchoolNightStudios --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

The Summer Series has begun. The podcast is back and it's more summer and more leprechaun than ever. Listen here and listen well: Leprechaun 4: In Space is a tale of galactic proportions, following our "heroes" trying to defeat a nearly all-powerful stout and saurkraut opponent. Will they win? Who will you root for? Why does a particular person reveal their...selves? And how does all this make sense? Well, that great news for yourself is you are invited to find out all these answers (as well as some more) when we break down this film into its gritty, raw meaning, uncovering the truth and intention laying just below the surface. Join us as we dismantle your notions of what a "B-movie" is, as well as what a great movie could be. If you don't listen we will make you lepre-GONE. Stout and Saurkraut, Jake, Chris, and Kyle Theme by Avery Yerlan Twitter: https://twitter.com/pacinopod Email: pacinopodcast@gmail.com https://anchor.fm/al-pacino --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Al Pacino is dead. And you, the shaggy goose egg bois, killed him. JK LOL He's not dead, just on probation. And we all know there can't be an "Al Pacino's Prison Scene" if Al Pacino's not in Prison. So we here at the TUBI Factory (previously owned and operated by Frozen Walt Disney Head) have decided to tatafanow with one of Al's favorite films, Sped Raca'. Sped Raca' is a tour de force in filmmaking by the Wachowski siblings, despite having the same plot as Cars 2. It stars Emily Harsh as the titular Sped, a racer who will never let racing change him. That's what it takes to take down Phineas T. Ratchet (known in this universe as Arnold Royalton) and his DAMN capitalism. Sped Raca' is a full-on family affair, making it the perfect film to tatafanow. For those of you loyal Shaggy Goose Egg Bois that read this whole thing, good for you. You're why we do it. Make sure to keep emailing, tweeting, and screaming your love for us from the rooftops. It all helps. So while this may be tatafanow, it's not tatafaeva. Stout and Saurkraut, Jake and Thomas Theme by Avery Yerlan Twitter: https://twitter.com/pacinopod Email: pacinopodcast@gmail.com https://anchor.fm/al-pacino

A tale as old as time, revenge is a dish best serve cold. Old allies become new enemies in Thomas v Tubi: Death of Justice. Tubi is the people's service, but maybe it's time for the people to revolt. Let's take down ALL the streaming services. Starting with Disney plus, the bane of our existence. Walt Disney head needs to get his act together and fix that shit. However, all might be forgiven if we remember the saint that is Hannah Montana. She has quite a lot in common with our boy Little Nicky, who is all about the best of both worlds. Hannah Montana isn't just about finding yourself. It's also about the ninth circle of hell. Coincidentally, the ninth circle is the main antagonist of the seventh season of the CW show Arrow. Anyways, Popeyes is the one true chicken sandwich and Pepsi is the one true soda. Unless it's in a Coke can because that would be just as bad as room temperature Gazpacho soup. Stay tuned to find out why AND here a very special message form a very special shaggy goose egg boi. P.S. Dunkaccino, if you're listening, and we know you are, we worship you in all your might. Theme by Avery Yerlan Twitter: https://twitter.com/pacinopod Email: pacinopodcast@gmail.com https://anchor.fm/al-pacino

WITNESS MEEEEEEE! Oh, never mind he's just on bumble... What Up! We're three cool guys looking for other cool guys who love Shaun the Sheep. Nothing Sexual. Dudes who prefer Farmageddon encouraged. And if you prefer the OG Shaun the Sheep, well, you better be funny. Again, nothing sexual. We just love Shaun the Sheep! In other news, Oscars Schmoscars, amirite? We all know that Soul's gonna win, but claymation is pretty cool, right? I mean, Wallace and Gromit won for the Were-Rabbit, so why can't a good ole friendly sheep? So what they don't talk. It's not called best TALKING picture. Maybe I'm just bitter about Boss Baby, who knows. Just support lesser-known animation alright? Let's boycott Walt Disney head and his animation empire and look at the little guys. They're trying their best, and I think we should let them know that we care. Theme by Avery Yerlan Twitter: https://twitter.com/pacinopod Email: pacinopodcast@gmail.com https://anchor.fm/al-pacino

Tale as old as time. True as it can be. Barely even friends. But then somebody bends. In fatality. SIKE! You thought we were doing the new Mortal Kombat movie?!? BRO that ain't even out yet. What do you think we are, some super chosen one individuals who have to fight in a mythical tournament in order to save the planet and all mankind? Pfft. That's ludicrous. After all, it is called Mortal Kombat for a reason. We may not know that reason, but neither does Johnny Cage. Or maybe he does? The only one who really does is Raiden, the White Portuguese, but he's to busy saying "sorry" to tell anyone what's up. When it's all said and done, love conquers all. And what the world needs now is love. Especially when a scary skully samuraiy guy is looming over your hidden fortress when you thought you had just saved the world and were gonna be able to take the weekend off. Just let him some love, and maybe he'll change his mind. Theme by Avery Yerlan Twitter: https://twitter.com/pacinopod Email: pacinopodcast@gmail.com https://anchor.fm/al-pacino

Buckle up, boyos and buckos, cuz this week the mics are HOT and the audio is FRIED. The Devil is out to get you, or maybe Wei Chan... or maybe the Holy Man, Father Reclamation himself. Who knows, because in this week's surprisingly substantial episode, your favorite Shaggy Goose Egg Bois get down and dirty with the world's spiciest topic. RELIGION! As stated in the bible (somewhere, probably. it's a big book alright. i didnt read the whole thing), cannibalism is okay as long as you're human. But that's something we don't have to worry about cuz Thomas already brushed his teeth. As for Jake, well, let's just say he and Frozen Walt Disney Head have a few things in common. And it is NOT of any concern to Adam Wingard, our new golden boi. According to Brendon Steere, China looks a lot like the very rare, not so dense, forests in New York but that's where Father Doug goes to lose God, and guess what. He's not there. So maybe Brendon Steere is saying something about how New York is a godless place, but what I can tell you for sure is, "Go to where God can't find you, and if he finds you, God or whatever." - Yanley Stelnats. Theme by Avery Yerlan Twitter: https://twitter.com/pacinopod Email: pacinopodcast@gmail.com https://alpacinosprisonscene.wordpress.com/ https://anchor.fm/al-pacino p.s. hey mr wingard if you ever need some crew, please get us

AYYYYYYY I'M FONZIE AYYYYYYY Here at Al Pacino's Prison Scene, grammatically correct grammar is our passion. Which is why you'll never find a misspeled word in our discreptions. We're just that good. But let's get serious for a moment. Wonka is a name of mythological proportions. And as we all know, mythology, like wrestling, is fake. But where does that leave the MAN?! Well, if you ask Jake, and you didn't, he'd say that leaves the man broken. Broken by the very society he wanted to serve so dearly. Which may lead to revenge. A revenge that could be quite deadly, sinful, and very much intentional. Which brings us to the matter at hand: PEOPLE. Everyone in this movie is problematic. Even YOU, the lowly viewer. The only person in this movie who could MAYBE be considered non-problematic is Charlie, but that in itself is problematic if you think about it (get it?). The Golden Ticket is greed, and boy oh boy are we greedy. But are we irredeemable? The answer to that question is just one bloke away from a poke and a joke ifyaknowwhatimean. Comment down below if you do. Theme by Avery Yerlan Twitter: https://twitter.com/pacinopo Email: pacinopodcast@gmail.com Wordpress: https://alpacinosprisonscene.wordpress.com https://anchor.fm/al-pacino

Decepticons go to Cybertron to get their knowledge on, Autobots go to earth because its dirt planet

Optimus Prime has been fired. He had a good run, but he just can't keep the decepticons off our backs. So, for all intense ad porpoises, let us know if y'all shaggy goose egg bois know of another kindly robot fellow that may consider offering us an egg in this trying time. Also, Megatron is back AGAIN, sprinkling little pops and clicks throughout the episode. You've been warned I guess... We've amassed quite the following on our quaint little radio show, but it helps to have legally obligated listeners such as Walt Disney's Frozen Head, Terry Gilliam, and, most recently, Noah Baumbach. As we all know, Baumbach is to blame for all things, and as a sort of "public service" he has elected to dedicate all his time and effort listening to the world's best and only podcast. This podcast. This podcast is known for its famous quotes, including but not limited to,"He had to ripstik half the universe out of existence" and "Sometimes google wants to be bing and I'm like, don't be bing be google". Its also known for being educational, spouting important knowledge like love is a currency, the triangle is nature's strongest shape, and that slice of meatloaf that's been sitting in your fridge for half a month is the true singer of I Would do Anything for Love. As much as I would love to elaborate on these points, Jake's laptop is dying, so I must bid you adieu. Stout & Sauerkraut, The Duke of Earles Theme by Avery Yerlan Twitter: https://twitter.com/pacinopod Email: pacinopodcast@gmail.com WORDPRESS: https://alpacinosprisonscene.wordpress.com https://anchor.fm/al-pacino

Listen up Shaggy Goose Egg Boi Militia, we've got another problematic episode for y'all to listen to today. But first things first, Megatron is F*****g back. I really thought we had gotten rid of him but he is one persistent bastard. Oh, and you might want to cover your ears a few times throughout this one because Jake likes to cuss and there's also the occasional Psycho (1960) spoiler.  Regardless, this episode has quite a few -- I also forgot to mention the notable mention of a roommate (who-shall-not-be-named-whose-name-starts-with-nic-but-actually-zack-but-also-not-zack-because-it's-the-other-roommate-whose-name-starts-with-Lucas) interruption. I'm not exactly sure what they were doing but it did not sound fun...or did it *wink.  We finally got another parent and boy did we tell you the meaning of them. Look, you know we do it, so give us your parents or Al Pacino's gonna fire us. R.I.P. Larry King and for all you people out there I know for a fact that he would've wanted you all to be left with this quote, "I hope you learned a lot, I hope you loved a lot, I hope you got to feed your little iguana some nuggets of knowledge." - Barry B. Benson #releasethesandlercut *New* Theme by Avery Yerlan (stream Love's a Game) Twitter: https://twitter.com/pacinopod Email: pacinopodcast@gmail.com Militia HQ: https://alpacinosprisonscene.wordpress.com/

"Brkbrgubrkbrgu EEEEYOMP" - Raul Duke as Johnny Depp In a world where one man CAN make a difference and blankets are boxes, drugs are the answer to life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness. Or so we thought. America is an s-town, and it always has been, except for once in the 60s, when everyone was high on life and hanging ten. But all good things must come to an end, and that's precisely what happens when you elect a Dick as president. Everything becomes sacrifice, sacrifice, sacrifice and giant spiders get blown up on TV (FINALLY). But what does it all mean? Perhaps a journey with Miss Frizzle into the adrenal gland will lend some answers. But hey, we're only human. Unless we're lizards... Additionally, this week we have a secret word, so take a shot every time Jake says it. What is it? You'll never know, its a secret. Or maybe it's not, but you'll be too drunk to know by the time the truth gets out so you might as well knock another one back. #notanalcohlicjustanenthusiast *NEW* Theme by Avery Yerlan (stream Love's a Game) Twitter: https://twitter.com/pacinopod Email: pacinopodcast@gmail.com https://anchor.fm/al-pacino

Alright. Usually, we're borderline blasphemous, but this time it's blatant. But hey, Louis Hackerman really said it, we just interpret the good word. It's all about the onions baby. And peaches. Or if you mix the two, racial harmony. This week we talk The Shaggy Goose Egg Bois talk about the pitfalls of Buzz Lightyear Star Command (one unwillingly does so) and how Tim Allen must be stopped at all costs. Additionally, what's in a name? As Shakespeare once said, "Every rose has its thorns and every cowboy has a sad, sad song" Who's the rose? Who's the cowboy? We'll never tell... At least we all know who the sad, sad song is (it's Nic Coppola). Theme by Avery Yerlan Twitter: https://twitter.com/pacinopod Email: pacinopodcast@gmail.com https://anchor.fm/al-pacino