Call An Adult: A Pretty Little Liars Podcast

As they cover season 2 episode 6 "Never Letting Go", Pretty Little Liars historians Ashley and Hayley discuss Hanna being "social", the atrocity that is Diet House, Funty Hoe-na and the life of the party, DJ Noel Kahn. Also, Peter Hastings answers the ultimate question... Salty, or sweet?

As they cover season 2 episode 7, "Surface Tension", Hayley and Ashley discuss all the players attending the Montgomery Swingers Party, Mike's bizarre car door vanity mirror (???) and definitively decide that whether it's true or not, to them, Byron is A. Also Ashley is being compulsively X-rated on this one.

While recapping PLL's season 2 episode 8, "Save The Date', Ashley and Hayley momentarily turn Call An Adult into a Saddle Club podcast, they discuss the politics of suck vs f*ck, marvel in a Haleb prum at Bake House, and definitively decide that the E in EGOT stands for Ella. Oh, and Emily has finally entered her stomach ulcer era as Hanna and Caleb sit in a gutter and watch ginger children eat ice cream (???)

While discussing season 2 episode 9 of PLL, "Picture This" Ashley and Hayley discover their taglines as the Real Podcasters of Rosewood, Ashley will not drop a bit about Hayley being a p*do apologist, and they decide that all roads would lead to Rosewood. Also, they work out their official roles in the pod: Hayley is on set dec and Ashley is on plot.

After weeks of rest and "real life", Ashley and Hayley are BACK with a recap of season 2 episode 10 of Pretty Little Liars, "Touched By An (A)ngel". They go into the fact that Rosewood high gives of private school vibes even though it must be a public school (right????), the Bing.com paid advertisement conspiracy of 2011, the icon that is "Itsy Bitsy" and THEE massage moment.

As they discuss PLL season 2 episode 11 "I Must Confess", Hayley and Ashley marvel in the newest star of Rosewood (and the introduction to the GCU: Grandma Cinematic Universe), Queen Regina Marin (Hanna's Grandma). They ask the vital question, "who is Uncle Roy?" and are excited to yell "Spoby Makeout Truck" in the infamous cadence of "Toby Crash Bike" from episode 4 of Call An Adult.

As they talk about season 2 episode 12 of PLL "Over My Dead Body", Hayley and Ashley decide that Wilden has slayed for once, as he whips out the iconic "did you miss me?" and we stan. We also welcome you to the (Josie and the Pussycat)Doll era as the pull-string dolls enter Rosewood. Hayley repeatedly refers to Ella as Ella Kyle Richards Montgomery as the girls discuss her ability to be a fantastic parent and teacher - and unfortunately for all of us, Spoburky imagine having a baby with a 6 pack and it is, dare we say, revolting????

In a truly unhinged ep of CAA, Hayley and Ashley watch the season 2 HALLOWEEN SPECIAL (oooooh, spooky!) "The First Secret" which is set in Ye Olde 2008 (before Ali disappeared). Ash and Hayley agree that Byron Fish Lips Foot-Gomery is more fun and happy when cheating (even if it's obviously immoral), straight up HATE Alison DIE-Laurentis, and by popular demand, HAT WATCH IS BACK!

While re-watching the ACTION PACKED episode 14 of season 2 of PLL (“Through Many Dangers, Toils and Snares"), Ashley and Hayley OBSESS over the most unhinged and nonsensical jump rope song of all time, that helps them discover their new favourite phrase (applicable to all situations), "sounds like THAT". They also revel in Emily circling the word YES on a chalkboard like she's been possessed, cheer on Mike Loose Unit Montgomery for stepping up his game in this ep, and introduce Eyedrop Corner (sponsored by Lucas' chlorine intolerance). And, unfortunately for all, they throw up everywhere (emotionally) as Ezra and Aria tell Aria's parents about their inappropriate relationship (BIG YIKES).

While recapping PLL season 2 episode 15 "Hot Piece of 'A'", Ash and Hayley reminisce on all things Caleb's barch with a loving prum. They also cringe for their messy king Byron as he stares at Ezra's bed and imagines his daughter getting absolutely LAID in it (woof). This episode sees Emily and Lucas both not understanding how to be on either end of a crisis hotline phone call without absolutely blowing their anonymity, which we completely expect from our two floppy icons. Also, WE'RE ON THE LAKE, BITCH.

While re-watching season 2 episode 16 of PLL., "Let The Water Hold Me Down", Ashley and Hayley remark on the OBSESSION with the mere concept of lake water at this point in the show. They also decide that Vecna is A (The Duffer Brothers have clearly stolen I. Marlene King's I.P, oop), try to figure out what a "sweater set" is, cheer on the bad bitches Janelle and Mrs. Fulch, and most importantly - hypothesise what music Ashley Bath Salts Marin would be listening to in the tub while Lucas breaks into her home, accosting her daughter.

While re-watching season 2 episode 17 "The Blond Leading The Blind" of PLL, Ashley and Hayley decide on their next mutual birthday presents for each other, ridicule Spencer for choosing Flop Emily of all people to break up Spoby for her, and ask where the mall from the pilot went? Also, they are very sad to diagnose king Toburkie with a brand new disease in which he is patient zero: Toburkulosis (RIP Toburkie).

Join the girls as they girl-along while watching the first official trailer for Pretty Little Liars: Original Sin!!!!!!!! They speculate about the tone of the spin-off series, break down their plan to cover the new show and celebrate the continuation of mama culture in the PLLCU (Pretty Little Liars Cinematic Universe)

As they watch PLL season 2 episode 18 "A Kiss Before Lying", the girls are THRILLED that both hat watch AND chaotic Byron are BACK. Hayley reveals that she's a business bitch who has been trying to get all the PLL faves onto the pod, meanwhile Ashley reads her chaotic speech-to-text notes in a dressing gown while recording from her bed. Also, Aria wears an iconically hideous outfit that looks like the famous Australian cold treat Splice, and the girls get into a full on BRAWL as the episode wraps up, oop!

The Pretty Little Liars spin off "PLL Original Sin" is HERE and the girls are already loving it! As they watch the first batch of episodes, Hayley and Ashley take note of the many parallels between the OG series and it's new Millwood doppelgangers, rejoice in the way the absolute predators in the show aren't painted as old hotties, foam at the mouth for the Karen/Kelly evil twin theory and just generally enjoy the exciting new show - I. Marlene King is back to slay! Although, even with it's many positives, they do notice that there are multiple times where the new girlies can, but do not, call an adult.

Hayley and Ashley are absolutely LOVING the Pretty Little Liars spin-off series "PLL: Original Sin", and as they watch episodes 4 & 5, they take the controversial, kooky approach of being on the side of the pumpkin headed, anti-bullying new 'A'. Ashley puts forward a sad but plausible theory about Tabby's storyline, Hayley gets spooked by all those damn smurfs, and both girls once again SCREAM at Imogen for going to creepy locations alone while she is incubating a foetus.

While recapping PLL Original Sin episodes 6 & 7, Ashley and Hayley are thrilled for a girls road trip to Rosewood (even though it's very underwhelming and the Ezra Flop seemingly runs a bookstore there now????), they explore the important recipe to naming a local small town restaurant (fruit + flower + cookware) and start to hone in on theories about who is running around Millwood assaulting innocent women (CW for sexual assault). Also, the winners of the Call An Adult giveaway thanks to Warner Brothers TV is announced, oooooh!!!

As they cover the final 3 episodes of PLL: Original Sin, Ashley and Hayley praise their king "A" for being an event planner to the stars, come up with the cursed ship for "Wabby" (which they do not support) and say GOODBYE SISTA to this ICONIC spinoff series (For now...?????? We'll see!)

After a brief break, the girls are BACK covering season 2 episode 19 "The Naked Truth". Ashley and Hayley make a firm stance that they would like Caleb and Mrs. Marin to eat their barches, talk brown belts (poo and wee, obviously) and remain absolutely disgusted by Aria's fashion choices (this time with her neon yellow shoes and jewellery, YUCK).

While watching season 2 episode 22 “Father Knows Best” Hayley and Ashley discuss the weirdness of Daddy Daughter Dances, are elated and disturbed by an iconic Fergie music moment (Personal) and celebrate King Wayne Zaddy Daddy. Also, the mums are having a CUPPA, WOO!

Ramping up to the first "A" reveal, Ashley and Hayley are elated to see the return of Toburky in season 2 episode 23 of PLL "Eye of the Beholder". They also fumble over the Word Salad that is Ashley's voice-to-text note taking, and shudder at the House of Spooks. Oh, and - Toburky Exchange Look.

(AUDIO FIXED) As they discuss season 2 episode 24 "If These Dolls Could Talk", Ashley and Hayley are shaken by the Doll Hospital (especially malnourished Spooky Seth). They highlight Hanna's main personality flaw, decide that Melissa is MeliSUSS and celebrate Ezra getting fired, yay!!! 

While recapping the season 2 finale "unmAsked", Ashley and Hayley are joined by special guest and Call An Adult favourite Ally Sheehan! They squeal together over the first ever 'A' reveal, revisiting Ally's old fan theory blog, stumble over the phrase "sweater set" and fight mercilessly over King Byron and his icon status. Also, Hayley invents "happy pranks".

As they re-cap season 2 episode 21, "Breaking The Code" Hayley and Ashley almost have the fight that ends the podcast over the most divisive prop in all of PLL lore: the goddamn lasagne box. They also lament for their boy Toburky to return from his long ass drive, yell at Big Button Bitch Ezra and get mad that Wren is so bloody HOT when we all know he is a law breaking pedo, UGH.

Ashley and Hayley are BACK recapping the season 3 premiere of Pretty Little Liars, "It Happened That Night". They recall how bird print really was IT in 2012, revel in the Haleb hotties and their Dong Po, and excitedly discover Mona es-ca-pe and TOBURKY IN TOWEL.

As they unpack PLL season 3 episode 2 "Blood Is The New Black", Ashley and Hayley spit absolute hate to the monster that is Alison Di Laurentis. They also reveal Veronica Hastings' bad bitch alter ego( Victoria Slay-stings), question the big cracks in American public bathrooms and FINALLY categorise all the PLL family homes into Hogwarts-esque houses.

In the season 3 episode 3 "Kingdom of the Blind" recap, Ashley and Hayley simply cannot with Lucas and his creepiness. They also ship the parallel universe version of Ella and Ezra (and the PLL universe version, it's still better than the grooming Aria storyline), and Ash does a poo mid recording.

While re-watching PLL season 3 episode 4 "Birds of a Feather", Hayley and Ashley welcome Hanna into her flop era. They also celebrate any and all co-stars who share on set birthdays, and can't help but notice many recent character haircuts - but most importantly, icon Ashley Marin has a wine with Ella Kyle Richards Montgomery who is not just a RosewoodGirl, or an ArtLover, but a HOTMAMA.

While re-watching season 3 episode 5 of PLL (Pretty Little Liars, or Please, Lets Learn) "That Girl Is Poison", Ashley and Hayley are pleased to attend Jenna's Hat Party along with multiple Hat Watch participants amongst Rosewood. They discuss the cultural chokehold of Bang On The Door and absolutely thrash Lucas' newest musical release, inspired by his creepiest moment yet.

While watching season 3 episode 6 of PLL "The Remains of A", Ashley and Hayley feel incredibly conflicted by Ezra for once - he is displayed in a very uncomfortable (and expensive) film camera photoshoot with his underage girlfriend (while wearing a robe????) but later he is hot and we simply CANNOT deny it! Also, very importantly, the sole labourer of Rosewood is horned up for Spenny!

After an unexpectedly lengthy hiatus, Ashley and Hayley are BACK with a catch up to explain where in the HELL they've been! They look back on the year so far, praise EOFY and reveal that new episodes of Call An Adult will be released fortnightly.

While re-capping PLL season 3 episode 7 "Crazy", Hayley and Ashley revel in Ella Kyle Richards' Montgomery's Putting Out for Pastry era, compare Mona to the Joker and get excited to yell "go to sleep, fork sl*t!" Also (as always) Wilden be wildin'.

Picking up recording after a while on mic, Ashley and Hayley are stumbling back into Rosewood joyfully with season 3 episode 8 of Pretty Little Liars, "Stolen Kiss". There's a heinous and important Hat Watch moment, Emily being deemed The Boatest of All Time and they dare to ask "who's starting the salad?"

While recapping season 3 episode 9 of PLL, Ashley and Hayley can't quite look past the biggest thing riling them up throughout - the completely unrealistic university admissions insanity that ensues between Spencer, CeCe and some random named Steven???? Also, Ashley coins using the phrase "breaking the fourth wall" for something ELSE and this ep is giving SILLY GRANDPARENTS!

As they recap season 3 episode 10 of PLL, Ashley and Hayley question the validity of Ella Kyle Richards Montgomery having a full on charcuterie board meal on a fold out school desk (with full support). They also froth over Spencer getting a goofy email and go tsk tsk at Paige who loves to waste food and litter!

As they recap season 3 episode 11 of PLL "Single Freight Female" Hayley and Ashley shake their dang heads at the cruelty of Alison Flop Di Laurentis and at Aria breaking into a school that she does not attend. Although there's a lot of incredulousness in this episode, the girls also cheer for #SnakeGate and are THRILLED to be in THE Computer Lab.

While recapping the INTENSE mid season finale for season 3 of PLL "The Lady Killer", Ashley and Hayley are giddy about a very montage-esque virginity losing scene for Spoburky. Also, EMILY ESCAHPAY, Toburky run around corner and the girls decide A is for Admin. 

After seasons of anticipation, Ashley and Hayley have FINALLY boarded the titular HALLOWEEN TRAIN with their incredible guest, comedian/writer/angel Taylor Griffiths! They squeal at Garrett's spooning corpse, shake their head at the spooky little girl B plot and prepare for the next chapter of PLL herstory as the iconic hand-out-the-ground moment is unveiled, AH!

While recapping PLL season 3 episode 15, Hayley and Ashley make an official call to action to GET CHAD LOWE ON CALL AN ADULT!!! Ashley also accidentally says "locust did the 'splosion" and Hayley begs for an episode title (which, of course, was granted!)

As they recap season 3 episode 16 of PLL "Misery Loves Company", Hayley and Ashley stumble into yet another iconic famous birthday, but this time with a star they know and love?! They also theorise that Big Lasagne is running the streets of Rosewood, and realise that are simply too many gates, but not enough locks.

While recapping season 3 episode 17 "Out of the Frying Pan, Into the Inferno", Ashley and Hayley welcome a much anticipated moment with the titular Durag Toby flashback, and continue to expand the CAALU (Call An Adult Linguistic Universe) by birthing Durag ToBOYky. They also welcome the Byrong redemption arc and can't help but notice that Wilden be Wildin'!

While recapping season 3 episode 18 of PLL "Dead To Me" Hayley and Ashley ironically create the ship Waria, scold Spencer for disrespecting the dead and praise all Florists, Florence's and Machines.

As they recap season 3 episode 19 "What Becomes of the Broken Hearted", Hayley and Ashley imagine a world where Dale is A and Hayley is President (power couple alert). They also beg for the PLL girlies to do more explanation when sending out an S.O.S text, and learn a new phrase from Wren. 

As they re-watch season 3 episode 21 of PLL "Out of Sight, Out of Mind", Hayley and Ashley question at which point Emily started ranking her favourite bikers (Toburky is ranked first, of course), they revel in Spenny's "BITTER LAUGHTER" and put aside hat watch for FISH WATCH (say fish watch 3 times as fast as you can and you may reach enlightenment).

As they recap season 3 episode 22 of PLL "Will The Circle Be Unbroken", Ashley and Hayley create a new acronym to describe Mona's diabolical servitude (see title of ep, you little rascals!). They also delve deep into Eddo McLamb at El Raddo and go OFF on Principal HACK.

As they recap the penultimate episode of season 3 of PLL "I'm Your Puppet", Hayley coins the phrase "Uncle Dad Jaime" and Ashley goes on a Pudding Induced Riff (we adore and respect Thee Boisterous Buffoon). There is also an announcement of a SPECIAL GUEST on the next CAA ep, and we are once again, regretfully at a Rosewood Carnival.

At last, Ashley and Hayley have reached the long awaited PLL SEASON 3 FINALE!!!!!!! What better way to celebrate this milestone than having everyone's favourite guest, YouTuber, influencer and PLL Conspiracy Theorist Ally Sheehan! The girls go to Shauna Corner (and question why she's EVERYWHERE), enjoy the addition of planes (along with trains and automobiles, which were already Andrew Cunanan in Rosewood) and decide that MALCOLM IS REDCOAT (but not Redscrote).   You can also WATCH this episode on the Call An Adult YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/@CallAnAdult

Hayley and Ash are back and as excited as ever to launch into recapping season 4 of PLL with the season premiere, "A is for A-l-i-v-e"! They agonise over whether a city or ceiling is better at holding the proverbial "us" , shake their heads over the impossibly ignored plot holes surrounding Marion Cavanaugh's demise and can't help but notice that TOBURKY LURKY.

ANNOUNCEMENT ALERT! That's right, Call An Adult is now on Patreon! Welcome to our Dollhouse! Enjoy this mini-episode that breaks down the 3 tiers in our lovely new Patreon (welcome, Dolls

While recapping season 4 episode 2 of PLL, "Turn of The Shoe", Hayley and Ashley can't help but compare Emily's shoulder to the horrific accident with Janet in Mexico on the Real Housewives of Melbourne. They also muse at the unfamiliarity of summer camp culture, and we officially enter the TIPPI ERA (insert Tippi's haunting phone song).

While recapping season 4 episode 3 of PLL "Cat's Cradle", Hayley dubs Ash's gastroenterological woes as her "body be bubblin', as well as naming the mask man's manor as "Hector's House of Wax." And the line of the episode from Queen Ashley Marin makes absolutely everyone crave a chicken satay on a Sunday arvo.

While recapping season 4 episode 4 of PLL "Face Time" Ashley and Hayley celebrate the existence of literal FaceTime (and laptops!) They also comment on the Hastings' Girls' Communal Coats (giving Sister AND Mother) and lose their minds over one of the biggest flops in Hanna Marin history (both tactically and fashion wise).

We disrupt our regular recap schedule to bring your some JOURNALISM, because the new season of the Pretty Little Liars spinoff series is BACK with season 2, Summer School! In this episode, Ashley and Hayley recap episode 1, "Spookyspaghetti.com" and decide that Archie Waters is now and forever known as Arch Support. They also praise the criminal justice system (aka Imogen's bad-vibe detector) for not bringing Ezra Flopsgerald into another teenage girls life. SUMMER SCHOOL IS NOW IN SESSION! KELLY IS GOING FROM GOB TO GOD! LADY ROSE WATERS IS HERE TO COURT (kill) US ALL! HAZARH!   You can also WATCH our regular weekly episodes on the Call An Adult YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/@CallAnAdult Want more Call An Adult? Come join our Dollhouse over on Patreon! patreon.com/callanadult

It's time to crack open a can-of-beans-style soda and get your tatas out on the roof of a municipal building, because Ashley and Hayley are recapping episode 2 of PLL Summer School "Summer Lovin'". They decide that Jen is the Summer School equivalent of Detective Holbrook (sexy can I, more like sexy DID I), become Sandy Big Boob stans and release their inner swim fans as a new chapter in POOL-LL has begun.   You can also WATCH our regular weekly episodes on the Call An Adult YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/@CallAnAdult Want more Call An Adult? Come join our Dollhouse over on Patreon! patreon.com/callanadult

In this Itaiano Helliano of an episode, Hayley and Ashley step into the animatronic world of Rose E Ricotta as they recap episode 3 "Chapter Thirteen: Sweet Sixteen" of PLL Summer School. As always they salute the mums of the PLL-iverse, spill some SECRET hot goss, for some reason go through every Pizza Roll in existence (no one asked for this) and revel in the presence of a new barch (if you know, you know).

The Pretty Little Liars Summer School recap episodes are officially HALF WAY with this, one of the most in-depth pieces of investigative journalism about the horrible happenings in Millwood you'll ever find!!! Ashley and Hayley dive DEEP into potential mid-season motives of everyone they're suspicious of, pink vs stink, and of course the DEVILS DOUBTS - all this while celebrating the combination Australian culture and queer culture, in the music moment of the entire show (cue strings at the start of Untouched).

Ashley and Hayley are OVERWHELMED with how juicy Pretty Little Liars: Summer School episode 5 "Friday The 13th" is!!! In this recap episode, they decide that Dr. Sullivanussy is the Summer School equivalent of King Byrong Fish Lips Montgomery (compliment), continue to conspire about who in the HELL HOUSE Lady Rose Waters could be and get obsessive about the whereabouts of all the parental figures in Millwood.

With only 2 episodes left till PLL Summer School is DONEZO, Ash and Hayley are losing their minds at so much in this recap of episode 6 "Chapter Sixteen: Hell House". They are celebrating the pride themed episode and all the HOT HOTTIES throughout Millwood, questioning WHERE IS LOLA and remember some absolutely GACKED Aussie ads they grew up with. As the season nears it's conclusion, they also start to narrow in on their A theories (which have never been more all over the damn place!)

With only 1 episode left of Pretty Little Liars: Summer School, Ashley and Hayley are ON EDGE trying to figure out who in the HECK is mucking about in Millwood. As they recap "Chapter Seventeen: The Bogeyman", Ashley is super suss on Messy Wessy and Hayley asks "is there a Mr. Orpheum?" They also unpack their many theories, get ready to get reck'd (as The Reckoning approaches) and agree that these circumstances really are not normal!!!!!!!!!!!!   You can also WATCH our regular weekly episodes on the Call An Adult YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/@CallAnAdult Want more Call An Adult? Come join our Dollhouse over on Patreon! patreon.com/callanadult

The Pretty Little Liars Summer School SEASON FINALE is finally here and Ashley and Hayley are THRILLED!!!!!!!!!! This episode celebrates Messy Wessy, begs you to not be a goon, and revels in all the mama moments (minus Mouse's mums, of course, who have seemingly abandoned their child for the damn Disney Cruise Life). ELATED about the things they predicted correctly and still a tad peeved about what wasn't addressed, Ash and Hayley still loved how ridiculous this episode was (as it should be!)   You can also WATCH this episode on the Call An Adult YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/@CallAnAdult Want more Call An Adult? Come join our Dollhouse over on Patreon! patreon.com/callanadult

In this chaotic recap of an equally chaotic PLL episode (season 4 episode 5  “Gamma, Zeta, Die!) Ashley and Hayley celebrate the iconic ARIA TIE SKIRT and ELLA'S BEES (in her damn bonnet). They also extend the already unnecessarily dense Call An Adult lore/canon/Andrew Cunanan, by dubbing their fave King Bywrong Fish Lips The Nutty Professor MontCUMery (this is a BIG episode for the Montcumeries).   You can also WATCH our regular weekly episodes on the Call An Adult YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/@CallAnAdult Want more Call An Adult? Come join our Dollhouse over on Patreon! patreon.com/callanadult  

Please enjoy a special sneak peek at our Patreon feed with this ridiculous episode from Tier 2 "TOBURKY WANT MORE" where Ashley and Hayley read some WILD Pretty Little Liars fan fiction. From the Patreon Feed: We went onto the depths of the internet to find some some SMUT to deliver to you. We were honestly shocked with just how raunchy these got so you may need to brace yourselves for this one (and, of course, there is some peak GOOF in this erotica too). If you want to read the entire fanfic stories we cover in this ep, they're all linked below (honestly darls, they were TOO smutty for us to read 100% of!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)   CALL AN ADULT PATREON LINK: patreon.com/callanadult   1. Spencer/Hanna/Toby threesome OOP  https://www.fanfiction.net/s/11401176/35/Pretty-Little-Liars-Tales-of-Love   2. Barch In The Tent 2.0 https://www.fanfiction.net/s/11401176/1/Pretty-Little-Liars-Tales-of-Love   3. Elizabeth AKA the NEW GIRL https://www.fanfiction.net/s/14334478/1/ELIZABETH-JACOB   4. Victoria Slaystings POV https://archiveofourown.org/works/55082689?view_adult=true   5. Sparia https://archiveofourown.org/works/7514404/chapters/17080882#workskin  

While recapping PLL season 4 episode 6 “Under The Gun”, Hayley and Ashley uncover the king of the Rosewood performance scene: Open Mike Montgomery. Also, they decide A is not only Dale, but A is also Geppetto. And they beg Aria to actual write something for once in her DAMN LIFE.   You can also WATCH our regular weekly episodes on the Call An Adult YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/@CallAnAdult Want more Call An Adult? Come join our Dollhouse over on Patreon! patreon.com/callanadult

In a coffee fuelled mania, Ashley and Hayley WHIZ through recapping PLL season 4 episode 7 “Crash and Burn, Girl!” and discover the wonder of BIG TRUBBA!!!!! They also celebrate the hard rock era of Barchburky and mourn the stability of Pam Fields' existence.    You can also WATCH our regular weekly episodes on the Call An Adult YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/@CallAnAdult Want more Call An Adult? Come join our Dollhouse over on Patreon! patreon.com/callanadult

Thanks to ANOTHER coffee fuelled mania, Ashley and Hayley recap PLL season 4 episode 8 “The Guilty Girl's Handbook” with ENERGY. They discover the importance of a glossy lip when confessing to a crime, and they unlock a new level of Andrew Cunanan in the RCGCU (Rosewood Cinema-Going Cinematic Universe) that places sequels on top.   You can also WATCH our regular weekly episodes on the Call An Adult YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/@CallAnAdult Want more Call An Adult? Come join our Dollhouse over on Patreon! patreon.com/callanadult  

In this episode, Ashley & Hayley recap season 4 episode 9 of PLL “Into The Deep” while infected by the spirit of Hayley's new creation: GAGGU. They also realise Spencer has a cuck/Twilight chair, mark any unnamed location the Rosewood (Darren) Wilden-ness and celebrate Ashley Marin and her ankle monitor!!!! Million Dollar Bailby!!!!!!!!!!!   You can also WATCH our regular weekly episodes on the Call An Adult YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/@CallAnAdult Want more Call An Adult? Come join our Dollhouse over on Patreon! patreon.com/callanadult

While recapping season 4 episode 10 of PLL "The Mirror Has Three Faces", Hayley and Ashley celebrate the scene that can only be described as a Law & Order moment (and of course, they celebrate via the art of singing in unison). They also embrace the creepy goings on of Jessica Di Laurentis and her handmade tight sweater, while being star struck by the famous furnace guy.   You can also WATCH our regular weekly episodes on the Call An Adult YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/@CallAnAdult Want more Call An Adult? Come join our Dollhouse over on Patreon! patreon.com/callanadult

"A" himself is back on the pod after YEARS of his absence - that's right, D(A)LE IS BACK! Absolutely thrilled to have Hayley's partner/Ashley's pal, the three silly billies are overjoyed to be recapping PLL's season 4 episode 11 (with the most iconic episode title of all time) "Bring Down the Hoe". This episode features some iconic fish references and - as always - much impromptu singing.   You can also WATCH our regular weekly episodes on the Call An Adult YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/@CallAnAdult Want more Call An Adult? Come join our Dollhouse over on Patreon! patreon.com/callanadult

Ash & Hayley recap PLL season 4 episode 12 "Now You See Me, Now You Don't", but they're not alone - D(A)LE himself is back to enlighten the girlies on how a man watches PLL (finally), the refraid "come along little dawgy" makes its return and the culture celebrates all things Marcia Clark (oh, and a pretty big "A" reveal happens in the actual episode, did we mention that?)   You can also WATCH our regular weekly episodes on the Call An Adult YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/@CallAnAdult Want more Call An Adult? Come join our Dollhouse over on Patreon! patreon.com/callanadult

In order to recap the harrowing backdoor pilot extravaganza of season 4 off PLL "Grave New World", Ashley and Hayley call on pod pal Ally Sheehan to celebrate the one who Alison Fears Most (sharting - that's what she fears most, of course). In this eyeaster egg filled ep, one must celebrate the flombo that is Emria, and we beg that Ally's Uber driver Brett contact us PLEASE BRETT.   You can also WATCH our regular weekly episodes on the Call An Adult YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/@CallAnAdult Want more Call An Adult? Come join our Dollhouse over on Patreon! patreon.com/callanadult  

While recapping season 4 episode 14 of PLL "Who's in The Box?" Hayley and Ashley go OFF about Australian toilet water not being weird for flushing anticlockwise. They also continue to expand the ever-ridiculous Call An Adult Andrew Cunanan (or canon, if you're borzo) by saying "Ding Dong Decladongbell, sounds like that", another word salad to add to the collection.   You can also WATCH our regular weekly episodes on the Call An Adult YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/@CallAnAdult Want more Call An Adult? Come join our Dollhouse over on Patreon! patreon.com/callanadult  

As they rewatch PLL season 4 episode 15 ""Love ShAck, Baby"", Ashley and Hayley become obsessed with a featured extra who was born for the screen - a scene-stealing starlet named Bev. They also want to vom at Ezria's DISGOOSTIN' little hand dance, and unfortunately, Toburky Give Ick (and Toburky In Tank!)

While watching season 4 episode 18 of PLL “Hot For Teacher”, Ashley and Hayley continue to be possessed by the spirit of a Kermit-forward Lin Manuel Miranda. Amidst the chaos of Megan THEE Chickpea Scene, they maintain the opinion that Bywrong Fish Lips The Nutty Big Butty Professor Montcumery is in fact, the only good man in Rosewood.   You can also WATCH our regular weekly episodes on the Call An Adult YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/@CallAnAdult Want more Call An Adult? Come join our Dollhouse over on Patreon! patreon.com/callanadult

SURPRISE! What is as terrifying and treacherous as teenage girls getting anonymous, threatening texts from unknown number? A cloaked band of murderers, of course! We're THRILLED the Traitors is back so we got together to gab about season 3 (episodes 1, 2 & 3)!!!!!! We love Traitors and are so happy to see Alan Cumming being an icon again! This seasons cast include legends Chrishelle Stause, Bob the Drag Queen, Carolyn Wiger, Britney Haynes, Tom Sandoval, Rob Mariano, Danielle Reyes, Dylan Efron, Dolores Catania, Dorinda Medley & more STARS and we can't WAIT to see where this season goes - eeeee!   We'll be popping recaps into our regular feed (amongst our regular fortnightly episodes) as the show continues to come out, so let us know YOUR thoughts on Traitors season 3!   You can also WATCH our regular fortnightly episodes on the Call An Adult YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/@CallAnAdult Want more Call An Adult? Come join our Dollhouse over on Patreon! patreon.com/callanadult

  While recapping season 4 episode 19 of PLL, "Shadow Play", Hayley and Ashley revel in the absolute ludicrous idea that is the black and white episode. Putting themselves in grayscale to match the hallucinatory ep, they fixate on the "muamua" noise from Dark Horse and return to the general PLLLCCU (Pretty Little Liars Literal Cinema Cinematic Universe).     You can also WATCH our regular fortnightly episodes on the Call An Adult YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/@CallAnAdult Want more Call An Adult? Come join our Dollhouse over on Patreon! patreon.com/callanadult

An absolutely BONKERS episode of The Traitors US (season 3, episode 4) that Hayley is gagguing at and Ashley accidentally missed the climactic end for?! Her real time discovery of how this episode ends unfolds ON POD! A moment in journalism!! A moment in media!!! A moment in HERSTORY!!!!!!!!!!!!   We'll be popping these recaps into our regular feed (amongst our regular fortnightly episodes) as the show continues to come out, so let us know YOUR thoughts on Traitors season 3!   You can also WATCH our regular fortnightly episodes on the Call An Adult YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/@CallAnAdult Want more Call An Adult? Come join our Dollhouse over on Patreon! patreon.com/callanadult

HELLO WE ARE HERE TO REPORT ON THIS CULTURAL MOMENT WHERE A GROWN MAN REFERRED TO HIMSELF AS VOLDEMORT IN A POSITIVE TONE ON THE GREATEST INTERNATIONAL STAGE!!!!!!! We watched The Traitors US (Season 3 episode 5) and WOOF it was a wild one. We have coined the phrase Turret of Terror™© and are Team Caro!! We love Dylan Efron!! And we have an iconic HAT WATCH - what a time to be alive.

Here we are recapping Traitors US season 3 episode 6 where we must yell GO CARO, GO and must tsk tsk at Danielle HARD CORE. Also, we jadore the baffoon edit Tom Sandoval is getting and say RIP to Bob H!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

As they recap season 4 episode 20 of PLL "Free Fall", they discover Ezra's secret smoked meats are not the only things being blazed - so are Ash and Hayley!!!! For this long awaited episode (CHAIRLIFT!!!!!!) they light up in honour of Flopzra getting caught OOT, discover some Norristown canon/Andrew Cunanan and get obsessed with Victoria Slaystings' ability to get to a country club dinner in 5 minutes.   You can also WATCH our regular fortnightly episodes on the Call An Adult YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/@CallAnAdult Want more Call An Adult? Come join our Dollhouse over on Patreon! patreon.com/callanadult

It's time to discuss the most BONKERS episode of season 3 of Traitors US TO DATE AHHHH!!!! We're deep in the Tuzza of Tezza losing our minds at Danielle while learning that Hayley and Gaby are Ganglion Cyst-er Traitors. Also, Ash says "Dylan A-Eggfron" and "B in B" (Bugs In Bum) AHHHHHH TEAM CARO!!!!! ROB THE QUEEN!! MAMMA MIA!!

As they rewatch season 4 episode 21 of PLL "She's Come Undone", Toburky has a big ep as he learns about the culinary delight of the cronut - he also delivers both the line AND title of ep (although you'll need to listen to hear the ridiculous NSFW spiritual title of ep).    You can also WATCH our regular fortnightly episodes on the Call An Adult YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/@CallAnAdult   Want more Call An Adult? Come join our Dollhouse over on Patreon! patreon.com/callanadult

WHAT AN EPISODE FOR OUR GIRL CARO!!!! And what a LOSS to see mama Chrishell go from the castle!! This episode contained one of the funniest challenge moments!!!! WE LOVE THIS SHOW!! Also as we record this one, Ash is in LA visiting Dougie (we get a mini cameo from the superstar himself!!) and Hayley remains in Melbytown with mama Pud somewhere nearby.

You may have assumed that we absolutely HATED the ridiculous happenings of this episode of The Traitors US!!!!! We hated that felt hat and it causing a negative Hat Watch, we hated the horrendously fake emotional outburst at the end BUT we love love loved Alan's little ponytail situation that a toddler could only dream of having!!   You can also WATCH our regular fortnightly episodes on the Call An Adult YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/@CallAnAdult   Want more Call An Adult? Come join our Dollhouse over on Patreon! patreon.com/callanadult

This is THE episode for Gaggy stans!! We've got Ivar still around (for some reason?), we've got THE DOLLS BACK (!!) and we've got the cliffhanger of the season AHHHHH!!! DYLAN, DELORES, DELUSION!! GAGGU!!!!

As they rewatch episode 22 of season 4 of PLL "Cover For Me", Ashley and Hayley as the vital question on everybody's Fish Lips: WHERE IS KING BYWRONG?!?!?! They question a new potential movie being watched in the PLLCCU by Mike and get inspired by Shannon Noll's "Lift" and "FLAUNT IT" BY TV ROCK ft. Seany B.   You can also WATCH our regular fortnightly episodes on the Call An Adult YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/@CallAnAdult   Want more Call An Adult? Come join our Dollhouse over on Patreon! patreon.com/callanadult

IT'S THE FINALE EPISODE AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH WE LOVED THIS SEASON OF THE TRAITORS US AND LOVED THIS EPISODE AND LOVE EACH OTHER AND YOU LISTENING!!!!!!!

Welcoming special guest, comedian, pal and LARP legend Scout Boxall to this bonkers recap episode, Ash and Hayley are ON ONE as they all watch season 4 episode 23 "Unbridled". Amidst many moments of lore-explaining, they also walk Scout through the many crimes and creeps that lurk in Rosewoods shrubbery. This one is a true delight, yay!   You can also WATCH our regular fortnightly episodes on the Call An Adult YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/@CallAnAdult   Want more Call An Adult? Come join our Dollhouse over on Patreon! patreon.com/callanadult

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO US, SWEET DOLLS OF THE DOLLHOUSE!!! It's been exactly 1 year since we started our community of cuties we refer to as The Dolls (and we rightfully dubbed the Patreon as The Dollhouse) and we're so eternally grateful for each and every one of you for supporting and encouraging us and our silly little pod!

It's time to get your black leather jackets and little yellow tops OUT because Ashley, Hayley and special guest Ally Sheehan are recapping PLL's season 4 finale, episode 24 "A is for Answers"!!! New Andrew Cunanan/canon comes to light about Ezra and his Hole, as well as a thousand ridiculous tangents to send of season 4.   You can also WATCH our regular fortnightly episodes on the Call An Adult YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/@CallAnAdult   Want more Call An Adult? Come join our Dollhouse over on Patreon! patreon.com/callanadult

As they begin their journey into season 5 of Pretty Little Liars, Ashley and Hayley discuss "EscApe From New York" with the A accentuated each time (as is law). They also ask if anyone from Rosewood has even ever HEARD of a glove, and they get heated for Daddy Hastings, woof!   You can also WATCH our regular fortnightly episodes on the Call An Adult YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/@CallAnAdult   Want more Call An Adult? Come join our Dollhouse over on Patreon! patreon.com/callanadult

As they recap season 5 episode 1 of PLL “Whirly Girlie”, Ashley and Hayley must explain both the ridiculous plot points of PLL and the Call An Adult dictionary to special guest, actor and comedian Dougie Baldwin (who is also Boyfriend of The Pod)! In this “sexy, problematic and sneaky” ep, we learn Dougie thought Wilden's name was a hint to him being a “well done” person (AKA morally positive), and scream SPOBURKY MAKE FUNK as many times as humanly possible.   You can also WATCH our fortnightly weekly episodes on the Call An Adult YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/@CallAnAdult   Want more Call An Adult? Come join our Dollhouse over on Patreon! patreon.com/callanadult

Reacapping season 5 episode 3 of PLL "Surfing the Aftershocks" has Hayley and Ash zoomin', dude (meaning they are on extra SUPER silly mode and sing "Pump It" by The Black Eyed Peas for the first 8 minutes of the episode). They repeatedly yell at Ali to "get buried", learn the art of The Ape Index and discover "Toboinky"!!!!!!   You can also WATCH our fortnightly weekly episodes on the Call An Adult YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/@CallAnAdult   Want more Call An Adult? Come join our Dollhouse over on Patreon! patreon.com/callanadult

As they recap season 5 episode 4 of PLL, "Thrown From The Ride", Hayley and Ash open their first ever piece of DollMail™ which makes them say "postal coastal" 476 times out of pure joy!!!!!! They also ask the important question, "is Toburky worky as carpenturky?" and find respect for Paige being the Squealer that she was born to be.   You can also WATCH our regular fortnightly episodes on the Call An Adult YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/@CallAnAdult   Want more Call An Adult? Come join our Dollhouse over on Patreon! patreon.com/callanadult

While recapping PLL season 5 episode 5 "Miss Me X 100" (the 100th episode, ooOooooOooh!) Hayley and Ashley are delighted at the mention of the WICKEDLY talented Adele Dazeem. They also vom in their mouths at the Bad Barch that happens betwixt Ezra's floppy sheets, and ask "is there a supermarket in Rosewood????"   You can also WATCH our regular fortnightly episodes on the Call An Adult YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/@CallAnAdult Want more Call An Adult? Come join our Dollhouse over on Patreon! patreon.com/callanadult