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Writers/Comedians Ashley Apap and Hayley Tantau are reminded of how much they simultaneously love and hate Pretty Little Liars as they re-watch it all.

Ashley Apap and Hayley Tantau


    • May 28, 2025 LATEST EPISODE
    • every other week NEW EPISODES
    • 1h 2m AVG DURATION
    • 120 EPISODES
    • 5 SEASONS


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    5.04: A Rosewood Minute

    Play Episode Listen Later May 28, 2025 69:53


    As they recap season 5 episode 4 of PLL, "Thrown From The Ride", Hayley and Ash open their first ever piece of DollMail™ which makes them say "postal coastal" 476 times out of pure joy!!!!!! They also ask the important question, "is Toburky worky as carpenturky?" and find respect for Paige being the Squealer that she was born to be.   You can also WATCH our regular fortnightly episodes on the Call An Adult YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/@CallAnAdult   Want more Call An Adult? Come join our Dollhouse over on Patreon! patreon.com/callanadult

    5.03: Foes, Friends & Fears

    Play Episode Listen Later May 14, 2025 65:36


    Reacapping season 5 episode 3 of PLL "Surfing the Aftershocks" has Hayley and Ash zoomin', dude (meaning they are on extra SUPER silly mode and sing "Pump It" by The Black Eyed Peas for the first 8 minutes of the episode). They repeatedly yell at Ali to "get buried", learn the art of The Ape Index and discover "Toboinky"!!!!!!   You can also WATCH our fortnightly weekly episodes on the Call An Adult YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/@CallAnAdult   Want more Call An Adult? Come join our Dollhouse over on Patreon! patreon.com/callanadult

    5.02: Shanslaughter (with Dougie Baldwin)

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 30, 2025 91:06


    As they recap season 5 episode 1 of PLL “Whirly Girlie”, Ashley and Hayley must explain both the ridiculous plot points of PLL and the Call An Adult dictionary to special guest, actor and comedian Dougie Baldwin (who is also Boyfriend of The Pod)! In this “sexy, problematic and sneaky” ep, we learn Dougie thought Wilden's name was a hint to him being a “well done” person (AKA morally positive), and scream SPOBURKY MAKE FUNK as many times as humanly possible.   You can also WATCH our fortnightly weekly episodes on the Call An Adult YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/@CallAnAdult   Want more Call An Adult? Come join our Dollhouse over on Patreon! patreon.com/callanadult

    5.01: Something Down South is Becoming North

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 16, 2025 47:59


    As they begin their journey into season 5 of Pretty Little Liars, Ashley and Hayley discuss "EscApe From New York" with the A accentuated each time (as is law). They also ask if anyone from Rosewood has even ever HEARD of a glove, and they get heated for Daddy Hastings, woof!   You can also WATCH our regular fortnightly episodes on the Call An Adult YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/@CallAnAdult   Want more Call An Adult? Come join our Dollhouse over on Patreon! patreon.com/callanadult

    4.24: Get Shot, Do Sh*t (with Ally Sheehan)

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 2, 2025 74:50


    It's time to get your black leather jackets and little yellow tops OUT because Ashley, Hayley and special guest Ally Sheehan are recapping PLL's season 4 finale, episode 24 "A is for Answers"!!! New Andrew Cunanan/canon comes to light about Ezra and his Hole, as well as a thousand ridiculous tangents to send of season 4.   You can also WATCH our regular fortnightly episodes on the Call An Adult YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/@CallAnAdult   Want more Call An Adult? Come join our Dollhouse over on Patreon! patreon.com/callanadult

    HAPPY 1 YEAR OF THE DOLLHOUSE / ANNOUNCEMENT

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 26, 2025 3:23


    HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO US, SWEET DOLLS OF THE DOLLHOUSE!!! It's been exactly 1 year since we started our community of cuties we refer to as The Dolls (and we rightfully dubbed the Patreon as The Dollhouse) and we're so eternally grateful for each and every one of you for supporting and encouraging us and our silly little pod!

    4.23: Put The Footin (with Scout Boxall)

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 19, 2025 93:56


    Welcoming special guest, comedian, pal and LARP legend Scout Boxall to this bonkers recap episode, Ash and Hayley are ON ONE as they all watch season 4 episode 23 "Unbridled". Amidst many moments of lore-explaining, they also walk Scout through the many crimes and creeps that lurk in Rosewoods shrubbery. This one is a true delight, yay!   You can also WATCH our regular fortnightly episodes on the Call An Adult YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/@CallAnAdult   Want more Call An Adult? Come join our Dollhouse over on Patreon! patreon.com/callanadult

    Traitors US Season 3 Recap (Episode 11) - Poncho of Truth

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 11, 2025 37:00


    IT'S THE FINALE EPISODE AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH WE LOVED THIS SEASON OF THE TRAITORS US AND LOVED THIS EPISODE AND LOVE EACH OTHER AND YOU LISTENING!!!!!!!

    4.22: Font Clocker

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 5, 2025 67:22


    As they rewatch episode 22 of season 4 of PLL "Cover For Me", Ashley and Hayley as the vital question on everybody's Fish Lips: WHERE IS KING BYWRONG?!?!?! They question a new potential movie being watched in the PLLCCU by Mike and get inspired by Shannon Noll's "Lift" and "FLAUNT IT" BY TV ROCK ft. Seany B.   You can also WATCH our regular fortnightly episodes on the Call An Adult YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/@CallAnAdult   Want more Call An Adult? Come join our Dollhouse over on Patreon! patreon.com/callanadult

    Traitors US Season 3 Recap (Episode 10) - Gaggu Gaggy

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 5, 2025 26:48


    This is THE episode for Gaggy stans!! We've got Ivar still around (for some reason?), we've got THE DOLLS BACK (!!) and we've got the cliffhanger of the season AHHHHH!!! DYLAN, DELORES, DELUSION!! GAGGU!!!!

    Traitors US Season 3 Recap (Episode 9) - Don't Mind If I Toddler 'Do

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 25, 2025 23:29


    You may have assumed that we absolutely HATED the ridiculous happenings of this episode of The Traitors US!!!!! We hated that felt hat and it causing a negative Hat Watch, we hated the horrendously fake emotional outburst at the end BUT we love love loved Alan's little ponytail situation that a toddler could only dream of having!!   You can also WATCH our regular fortnightly episodes on the Call An Adult YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/@CallAnAdult   Want more Call An Adult? Come join our Dollhouse over on Patreon! patreon.com/callanadult

    Traitors US Season 3 Recap (Episode 8) - IVAR, HANG UP THE PHONE!

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 20, 2025 26:22


    WHAT AN EPISODE FOR OUR GIRL CARO!!!! And what a LOSS to see mama Chrishell go from the castle!! This episode contained one of the funniest challenge moments!!!! WE LOVE THIS SHOW!! Also as we record this one, Ash is in LA visiting Dougie (we get a mini cameo from the superstar himself!!) and Hayley remains in Melbytown with mama Pud somewhere nearby.

    4.21: Ding Dong Bell Sounds Like CRAP

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 19, 2025 55:00


    As they rewatch season 4 episode 21 of PLL "She's Come Undone", Toburky has a big ep as he learns about the culinary delight of the cronut - he also delivers both the line AND title of ep (although you'll need to listen to hear the ridiculous NSFW spiritual title of ep).    You can also WATCH our regular fortnightly episodes on the Call An Adult YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/@CallAnAdult   Want more Call An Adult? Come join our Dollhouse over on Patreon! patreon.com/callanadult

    Traitors US Season 3 Recap (Episode 7) - Tuzza of Tezza

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 10, 2025 38:10


    It's time to discuss the most BONKERS episode of season 3 of Traitors US TO DATE AHHHH!!!! We're deep in the Tuzza of Tezza losing our minds at Danielle while learning that Hayley and Gaby are Ganglion Cyst-er Traitors. Also, Ash says "Dylan A-Eggfron" and "B in B" (Bugs In Bum) AHHHHHH TEAM CARO!!!!! ROB THE QUEEN!! MAMMA MIA!!

    4.20: Carnivores Delight (Blaze)

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 5, 2025 79:30


    As they recap season 4 episode 20 of PLL "Free Fall", they discover Ezra's secret smoked meats are not the only things being blazed - so are Ash and Hayley!!!! For this long awaited episode (CHAIRLIFT!!!!!!) they light up in honour of Flopzra getting caught OOT, discover some Norristown canon/Andrew Cunanan and get obsessed with Victoria Slaystings' ability to get to a country club dinner in 5 minutes.   You can also WATCH our regular fortnightly episodes on the Call An Adult YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/@CallAnAdult Want more Call An Adult? Come join our Dollhouse over on Patreon! patreon.com/callanadult

    Traitors US Season 3 Recap (Episode 6) - Gobbus

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 3, 2025 26:59


    Here we are recapping Traitors US season 3 episode 6 where we must yell GO CARO, GO and must tsk tsk at Danielle HARD CORE. Also, we jadore the baffoon edit Tom Sandoval is getting and say RIP to Bob H!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Traitors US Season 3 Recap (Episode 5) - The Scoffin Theory

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 27, 2025 32:47


    HELLO WE ARE HERE TO REPORT ON THIS CULTURAL MOMENT WHERE A GROWN MAN REFERRED TO HIMSELF AS VOLDEMORT IN A POSITIVE TONE ON THE GREATEST INTERNATIONAL STAGE!!!!!!! We watched The Traitors US (Season 3 episode 5) and WOOF it was a wild one. We have coined the phrase Turret of Terror™© and are Team Caro!! We love Dylan Efron!! And we have an iconic HAT WATCH - what a time to be alive.

    Traitors US Season 3 Recap (Episode 4)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 26, 2025 33:02


    An absolutely BONKERS episode of The Traitors US (season 3, episode 4) that Hayley is gagguing at and Ashley accidentally missed the climactic end for?! Her real time discovery of how this episode ends unfolds ON POD! A moment in journalism!! A moment in media!!! A moment in HERSTORY!!!!!!!!!!!!   We'll be popping these recaps into our regular feed (amongst our regular fortnightly episodes) as the show continues to come out, so let us know YOUR thoughts on Traitors season 3!   You can also WATCH our regular fortnightly episodes on the Call An Adult YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/@CallAnAdult Want more Call An Adult? Come join our Dollhouse over on Patreon! patreon.com/callanadult

    4.19: Gorgeously Useless (Guseless)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 22, 2025 74:09


      While recapping season 4 episode 19 of PLL, "Shadow Play", Hayley and Ashley revel in the absolute ludicrous idea that is the black and white episode. Putting themselves in grayscale to match the hallucinatory ep, they fixate on the "muamua" noise from Dark Horse and return to the general PLLLCCU (Pretty Little Liars Literal Cinema Cinematic Universe).     You can also WATCH our regular fortnightly episodes on the Call An Adult YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/@CallAnAdult Want more Call An Adult? Come join our Dollhouse over on Patreon! patreon.com/callanadult

    Traitors US Season 3 Recap (Episodes 1, 2 & 3)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 16, 2025 32:00


    SURPRISE! What is as terrifying and treacherous as teenage girls getting anonymous, threatening texts from unknown number? A cloaked band of murderers, of course! We're THRILLED the Traitors is back so we got together to gab about season 3 (episodes 1, 2 & 3)!!!!!! We love Traitors and are so happy to see Alan Cumming being an icon again! This seasons cast include legends Chrishelle Stause, Bob the Drag Queen, Carolyn Wiger, Britney Haynes, Tom Sandoval, Rob Mariano, Danielle Reyes, Dylan Efron, Dolores Catania, Dorinda Medley & more STARS and we can't WAIT to see where this season goes - eeeee!   We'll be popping recaps into our regular feed (amongst our regular fortnightly episodes) as the show continues to come out, so let us know YOUR thoughts on Traitors season 3!   You can also WATCH our regular fortnightly episodes on the Call An Adult YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/@CallAnAdult Want more Call An Adult? Come join our Dollhouse over on Patreon! patreon.com/callanadult

    4.18: Post Office Betwixt My Teeth

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 8, 2025 71:00


    While watching season 4 episode 18 of PLL “Hot For Teacher”, Ashley and Hayley continue to be possessed by the spirit of a Kermit-forward Lin Manuel Miranda. Amidst the chaos of Megan THEE Chickpea Scene, they maintain the opinion that Bywrong Fish Lips The Nutty Big Butty Professor Montcumery is in fact, the only good man in Rosewood.   You can also WATCH our regular weekly episodes on the Call An Adult YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/@CallAnAdult Want more Call An Adult? Come join our Dollhouse over on Patreon! patreon.com/callanadult

    4.17: Busy Biebercrits

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 25, 2024 75:46


    While recapping season 4 episode 17 of PLL, “Bite Your Tongue” Ashley and Hayley really ponder on Poop or Scoop. They also realise Mike looks like a Porcelain King and that the only way to sing Hamilton is with a Kermit voice. Mona oop!   You can also WATCH our regular weekly episodes on the Call An Adult YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/@CallAnAdult Want more Call An Adult? Come join our Dollhouse over on Patreon! patreon.com/callanadult

    4.16: TOBURKY GET GAGGU

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 11, 2024 58:30


    As they recap PLL season 4 episode 16 “Close Encounters”, Hayley and Ash realise their ridiculous Andrew Cunanically used colloquialisms are their own language (which they encourage listeners to suggest a name for). They also accuse everyone in Rosewood being a c*mlord.   You can also WATCH our regular weekly episodes on the Call An Adult YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/@CallAnAdult Want more Call An Adult? Come join our Dollhouse over on Patreon! patreon.com/callanadult

    4:15: The Bev Chronicles

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 27, 2024 59:13


    As they rewatch PLL season 4 episode 15 ""Love ShAck, Baby"", Ashley and Hayley become obsessed with a featured extra who was born for the screen - a scene-stealing starlet named Bev. They also want to vom at Ezria's DISGOOSTIN' little hand dance, and unfortunately, Toburky Give Ick (and Toburky In Tank!)

    4.14: A Buttercream In Sheep's Clothing

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 13, 2024 56:43


    While recapping season 4 episode 14 of PLL "Who's in The Box?" Hayley and Ashley go OFF about Australian toilet water not being weird for flushing anticlockwise. They also continue to expand the ever-ridiculous Call An Adult Andrew Cunanan (or canon, if you're borzo) by saying "Ding Dong Decladongbell, sounds like that", another word salad to add to the collection.   You can also WATCH our regular weekly episodes on the Call An Adult YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/@CallAnAdult Want more Call An Adult? Come join our Dollhouse over on Patreon! patreon.com/callanadult  

    4:13: Eyeaster Egg (with Ally Sheehan)

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 30, 2024 64:42


    In order to recap the harrowing backdoor pilot extravaganza of season 4 off PLL "Grave New World", Ashley and Hayley call on pod pal Ally Sheehan to celebrate the one who Alison Fears Most (sharting - that's what she fears most, of course). In this eyeaster egg filled ep, one must celebrate the flombo that is Emria, and we beg that Ally's Uber driver Brett contact us PLEASE BRETT.   You can also WATCH our regular weekly episodes on the Call An Adult YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/@CallAnAdult Want more Call An Adult? Come join our Dollhouse over on Patreon! patreon.com/callanadult  

    4:12: The M(A)LE Perspective (with Dale Anderson)

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 22, 2024 77:20


    Ash & Hayley recap PLL season 4 episode 12 "Now You See Me, Now You Don't", but they're not alone - D(A)LE himself is back to enlighten the girlies on how a man watches PLL (finally), the refraid "come along little dawgy" makes its return and the culture celebrates all things Marcia Clark (oh, and a pretty big "A" reveal happens in the actual episode, did we mention that?)   You can also WATCH our regular weekly episodes on the Call An Adult YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/@CallAnAdult Want more Call An Adult? Come join our Dollhouse over on Patreon! patreon.com/callanadult

    4.11: Tarantootsies (with Dale Anderson)

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 2, 2024 71:35


    "A" himself is back on the pod after YEARS of his absence - that's right, D(A)LE IS BACK! Absolutely thrilled to have Hayley's partner/Ashley's pal, the three silly billies are overjoyed to be recapping PLL's season 4 episode 11 (with the most iconic episode title of all time) "Bring Down the Hoe". This episode features some iconic fish references and - as always - much impromptu singing.   You can also WATCH our regular weekly episodes on the Call An Adult YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/@CallAnAdult Want more Call An Adult? Come join our Dollhouse over on Patreon! patreon.com/callanadult

    4.10: Tight Sweater

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 18, 2024 58:20


    While recapping season 4 episode 10 of PLL "The Mirror Has Three Faces", Hayley and Ashley celebrate the scene that can only be described as a Law & Order moment (and of course, they celebrate via the art of singing in unison). They also embrace the creepy goings on of Jessica Di Laurentis and her handmade tight sweater, while being star struck by the famous furnace guy.   You can also WATCH our regular weekly episodes on the Call An Adult YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/@CallAnAdult Want more Call An Adult? Come join our Dollhouse over on Patreon! patreon.com/callanadult

    4.9: Million Dollar Bailby

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 4, 2024 55:02


    In this episode, Ashley & Hayley recap season 4 episode 9 of PLL “Into The Deep” while infected by the spirit of Hayley's new creation: GAGGU. They also realise Spencer has a cuck/Twilight chair, mark any unnamed location the Rosewood (Darren) Wilden-ness and celebrate Ashley Marin and her ankle monitor!!!! Million Dollar Bailby!!!!!!!!!!!   You can also WATCH our regular weekly episodes on the Call An Adult YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/@CallAnAdult Want more Call An Adult? Come join our Dollhouse over on Patreon! patreon.com/callanadult

    4.8: Toburky Cavanurky (KEEP UP)

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 21, 2024 62:43


    Thanks to ANOTHER coffee fuelled mania, Ashley and Hayley recap PLL season 4 episode 8 “The Guilty Girl's Handbook” with ENERGY. They discover the importance of a glossy lip when confessing to a crime, and they unlock a new level of Andrew Cunanan in the RCGCU (Rosewood Cinema-Going Cinematic Universe) that places sequels on top.   You can also WATCH our regular weekly episodes on the Call An Adult YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/@CallAnAdult Want more Call An Adult? Come join our Dollhouse over on Patreon! patreon.com/callanadult  

    4.7: BIG TRUBBA

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 7, 2024 50:48


    In a coffee fuelled mania, Ashley and Hayley WHIZ through recapping PLL season 4 episode 7 “Crash and Burn, Girl!” and discover the wonder of BIG TRUBBA!!!!! They also celebrate the hard rock era of Barchburky and mourn the stability of Pam Fields' existence.    You can also WATCH our regular weekly episodes on the Call An Adult YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/@CallAnAdult Want more Call An Adult? Come join our Dollhouse over on Patreon! patreon.com/callanadult

    4.6: When Has She Written A Word? (They're Busy Girls)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 24, 2024 58:53


    While recapping PLL season 4 episode 6 “Under The Gun”, Hayley and Ashley uncover the king of the Rosewood performance scene: Open Mike Montgomery. Also, they decide A is not only Dale, but A is also Geppetto. And they beg Aria to actual write something for once in her DAMN LIFE.   You can also WATCH our regular weekly episodes on the Call An Adult YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/@CallAnAdult Want more Call An Adult? Come join our Dollhouse over on Patreon! patreon.com/callanadult

    Patreon Sneak Peek TOBURKY WANT MORE: 3: Reading PLL FanFic

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 12, 2024 42:07


    Please enjoy a special sneak peek at our Patreon feed with this ridiculous episode from Tier 2 "TOBURKY WANT MORE" where Ashley and Hayley read some WILD Pretty Little Liars fan fiction. From the Patreon Feed: We went onto the depths of the internet to find some some SMUT to deliver to you. We were honestly shocked with just how raunchy these got so you may need to brace yourselves for this one (and, of course, there is some peak GOOF in this erotica too). If you want to read the entire fanfic stories we cover in this ep, they're all linked below (honestly darls, they were TOO smutty for us to read 100% of!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)   CALL AN ADULT PATREON LINK: patreon.com/callanadult   1. Spencer/Hanna/Toby threesome OOP  https://www.fanfiction.net/s/11401176/35/Pretty-Little-Liars-Tales-of-Love   2. Barch In The Tent 2.0 https://www.fanfiction.net/s/11401176/1/Pretty-Little-Liars-Tales-of-Love   3. Elizabeth AKA the NEW GIRL https://www.fanfiction.net/s/14334478/1/ELIZABETH-JACOB   4. Victoria Slaystings POV https://archiveofourown.org/works/55082689?view_adult=true   5. Sparia https://archiveofourown.org/works/7514404/chapters/17080882#workskin  

    4.5: SLUTTY, NUTTY, BIG FAT BUTTY

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 26, 2024 66:05


    In this chaotic recap of an equally chaotic PLL episode (season 4 episode 5  “Gamma, Zeta, Die!) Ashley and Hayley celebrate the iconic ARIA TIE SKIRT and ELLA'S BEES (in her damn bonnet). They also extend the already unnecessarily dense Call An Adult lore/canon/Andrew Cunanan, by dubbing their fave King Bywrong Fish Lips The Nutty Professor MontCUMery (this is a BIG episode for the Montcumeries).   You can also WATCH our regular weekly episodes on the Call An Adult YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/@CallAnAdult Want more Call An Adult? Come join our Dollhouse over on Patreon! patreon.com/callanadult  

    PLL Summer School: SEASON FINALE: Episode 8: (Mama Moment)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 22, 2024 97:36


    The Pretty Little Liars Summer School SEASON FINALE is finally here and Ashley and Hayley are THRILLED!!!!!!!!!! This episode celebrates Messy Wessy, begs you to not be a goon, and revels in all the mama moments (minus Mouse's mums, of course, who have seemingly abandoned their child for the damn Disney Cruise Life). ELATED about the things they predicted correctly and still a tad peeved about what wasn't addressed, Ash and Hayley still loved how ridiculous this episode was (as it should be!)   You can also WATCH this episode on the Call An Adult YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/@CallAnAdult Want more Call An Adult? Come join our Dollhouse over on Patreon! patreon.com/callanadult

    PLL Summer School: Episode 7 (These Are Not Normal Circumstances)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 16, 2024 84:17


    With only 1 episode left of Pretty Little Liars: Summer School, Ashley and Hayley are ON EDGE trying to figure out who in the HECK is mucking about in Millwood. As they recap "Chapter Seventeen: The Bogeyman", Ashley is super suss on Messy Wessy and Hayley asks "is there a Mr. Orpheum?" They also unpack their many theories, get ready to get reck'd (as The Reckoning approaches) and agree that these circumstances really are not normal!!!!!!!!!!!!   You can also WATCH our regular weekly episodes on the Call An Adult YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/@CallAnAdult Want more Call An Adult? Come join our Dollhouse over on Patreon! patreon.com/callanadult

    PLL Summer School: Episode 6 (Hole House)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 8, 2024 97:55


    With only 2 episodes left till PLL Summer School is DONEZO, Ash and Hayley are losing their minds at so much in this recap of episode 6 "Chapter Sixteen: Hell House". They are celebrating the pride themed episode and all the HOT HOTTIES throughout Millwood, questioning WHERE IS LOLA and remember some absolutely GACKED Aussie ads they grew up with. As the season nears it's conclusion, they also start to narrow in on their A theories (which have never been more all over the damn place!)

    PLL Summer School: Episode 5 (WHERE ARE THE MUMS?)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 2, 2024 86:16


    Ashley and Hayley are OVERWHELMED with how juicy Pretty Little Liars: Summer School episode 5 "Friday The 13th" is!!! In this recap episode, they decide that Dr. Sullivanussy is the Summer School equivalent of King Byrong Fish Lips Montgomery (compliment), continue to conspire about who in the HELL HOUSE Lady Rose Waters could be and get obsessive about the whereabouts of all the parental figures in Millwood.

    PLL Summer School: Episode 4 (The Gurgles)

    Play Episode Listen Later May 27, 2024 117:49


    The Pretty Little Liars Summer School recap episodes are officially HALF WAY with this, one of the most in-depth pieces of investigative journalism about the horrible happenings in Millwood you'll ever find!!! Ashley and Hayley dive DEEP into potential mid-season motives of everyone they're suspicious of, pink vs stink, and of course the DEVILS DOUBTS - all this while celebrating the combination Australian culture and queer culture, in the music moment of the entire show (cue strings at the start of Untouched).

    PLL Summer School: Episode 3 (Lump Scare)

    Play Episode Listen Later May 18, 2024 90:09


    In this Itaiano Helliano of an episode, Hayley and Ashley step into the animatronic world of Rose E Ricotta as they recap episode 3 "Chapter Thirteen: Sweet Sixteen" of PLL Summer School. As always they salute the mums of the PLL-iverse, spill some SECRET hot goss, for some reason go through every Pizza Roll in existence (no one asked for this) and revel in the presence of a new barch (if you know, you know).

    PLL Summer School: Episode 2 (Slay or be Slain)

    Play Episode Listen Later May 12, 2024 55:32


    It's time to crack open a can-of-beans-style soda and get your tatas out on the roof of a municipal building, because Ashley and Hayley are recapping episode 2 of PLL Summer School "Summer Lovin'". They decide that Jen is the Summer School equivalent of Detective Holbrook (sexy can I, more like sexy DID I), become Sandy Big Boob stans and release their inner swim fans as a new chapter in POOL-LL has begun.   You can also WATCH our regular weekly episodes on the Call An Adult YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/@CallAnAdult Want more Call An Adult? Come join our Dollhouse over on Patreon! patreon.com/callanadult

    PLL Summer School: Episode 1 (From Gob to God)

    Play Episode Listen Later May 12, 2024 73:12


    We disrupt our regular recap schedule to bring your some JOURNALISM, because the new season of the Pretty Little Liars spinoff series is BACK with season 2, Summer School! In this episode, Ashley and Hayley recap episode 1, "Spookyspaghetti.com" and decide that Archie Waters is now and forever known as Arch Support. They also praise the criminal justice system (aka Imogen's bad-vibe detector) for not bringing Ezra Flopsgerald into another teenage girls life. SUMMER SCHOOL IS NOW IN SESSION! KELLY IS GOING FROM GOB TO GOD! LADY ROSE WATERS IS HERE TO COURT (kill) US ALL! HAZARH!   You can also WATCH our regular weekly episodes on the Call An Adult YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/@CallAnAdult Want more Call An Adult? Come join our Dollhouse over on Patreon! patreon.com/callanadult

    4.4: FaceTime Existed!!!

    Play Episode Listen Later May 1, 2024 50:03


    While recapping season 4 episode 4 of PLL "Face Time" Ashley and Hayley celebrate the existence of literal FaceTime (and laptops!) They also comment on the Hastings' Girls' Communal Coats (giving Sister AND Mother) and lose their minds over one of the biggest flops in Hanna Marin history (both tactically and fashion wise).

    4.3: Body Be Bubblin'

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 17, 2024 65:27


    While recapping season 4 episode 3 of PLL "Cat's Cradle", Hayley dubs Ash's gastroenterological woes as her "body be bubblin', as well as naming the mask man's manor as "Hector's House of Wax." And the line of the episode from Queen Ashley Marin makes absolutely everyone crave a chicken satay on a Sunday arvo.

    4.2: I Reckon You've Gone "Crack"

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 3, 2024 45:04


    While recapping season 4 episode 2 of PLL, "Turn of The Shoe", Hayley and Ashley can't help but compare Emily's shoulder to the horrific accident with Janet in Mexico on the Real Housewives of Melbourne. They also muse at the unfamiliarity of summer camp culture, and we officially enter the TIPPI ERA (insert Tippi's haunting phone song).

    Patreon Annoucement: WELCOME TO THE DOLLHOUSE

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 25, 2024 7:18


    ANNOUNCEMENT ALERT! That's right, Call An Adult is now on Patreon! Welcome to our Dollhouse! Enjoy this mini-episode that breaks down the 3 tiers in our lovely new Patreon (welcome, Dolls

    4.1: TOBURKY LURKY

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 20, 2024 63:35


    Hayley and Ash are back and as excited as ever to launch into recapping season 4 of PLL with the season premiere, "A is for A-l-i-v-e"! They agonise over whether a city or ceiling is better at holding the proverbial "us" , shake their heads over the impossibly ignored plot holes surrounding Marion Cavanaugh's demise and can't help but notice that TOBURKY LURKY.

    3.24: Landing Strip AKA Pubes (with Ally Sheehan)

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 28, 2024 80:12


    At last, Ashley and Hayley have reached the long awaited PLL SEASON 3 FINALE!!!!!!! What better way to celebrate this milestone than having everyone's favourite guest, YouTuber, influencer and PLL Conspiracy Theorist Ally Sheehan! The girls go to Shauna Corner (and question why she's EVERYWHERE), enjoy the addition of planes (along with trains and automobiles, which were already Andrew Cunanan in Rosewood) and decide that MALCOLM IS REDCOAT (but not Redscrote).   You can also WATCH this episode on the Call An Adult YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/@CallAnAdult

    3.23: THE GIRLS

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 15, 2024 56:36


    As they recap the penultimate episode of season 3 of PLL "I'm Your Puppet", Hayley coins the phrase "Uncle Dad Jaime" and Ashley goes on a Pudding Induced Riff (we adore and respect Thee Boisterous Buffoon). There is also an announcement of a SPECIAL GUEST on the next CAA ep, and we are once again, regretfully at a Rosewood Carnival.

    3.22: Cunning Undeniable Next-Level Torture

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 31, 2024 72:23


    As they recap season 3 episode 22 of PLL "Will The Circle Be Unbroken", Ashley and Hayley create a new acronym to describe Mona's diabolical servitude (see title of ep, you little rascals!). They also delve deep into Eddo McLamb at El Raddo and go OFF on Principal HACK.

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