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❌MARKS THE SPOT™ AUDIT Summer 2026 Only.The NCGR Spotlight Link Video on Youtubehttps://linktr.ee/thedarkmattershowNote: This linktree has a link to "portal" that contains my business offerings and more business focused content and all the places to find anything mentioned by not linked here.Mercury has Entered Virgo....so of course she is extra Virgo!Found out about you — heard the a song at the gym today, I'm a college kid in Cedar Rapids with a CD player again. Stuff is surfacing that people don't want seen. Pluto in Aquarius unearths it, Uranus in Gemini spreads it, and everything you do is about to get dissected by the public. I don't do conspiracy here — I do messenger. Pisces-eclipse episode dropped mid-trial, about what's coming to the surface — in the courtroom, in the state, in the culture. About justice not served, blatant misogyny in who gets investigated, and cleaning up the shit you let go too far during eclipse season.Because the truth surfaces whether or not the system wants it to.You clean up the shits when eclipse season makes you. You don't get to head-in-the-sand it forever. And you don't have to be serious to talk about serious things.Topics Covered:Pluto in Aquarius surfacing what was buried; Uranus in Gemini spreading it; the "messenger vs. conspiracy" lineThe trial resting, details surfacing that "don't stir the Kool-Aid," and cops not investigating as blatant misogynyThe Karen Read parallel — ineptitude and corruption in a small, connected townThe influencer low-side of Jupiter in Leo — accounts monetizing the tragedy for followersMaking the distinction clear: this is about the woman and justice not served, not about what happened to the childrenMassachusetts as a paradox — progressive and pocket-racist, old money and MAGA, all an hour boat ride apartWhaling ships, the first enslaved people brought from the Caribbean, and the history she was never taughtNot trusting history; anthropology and why one town over is a whole different culture and language basePisces as the opposite of pushing; active-aggressive vs. passive-aggressive vs. avoidanceChiron in Taurus and the body; Venus entering retrograde shadow (from the 31st) and the beauty/body warningGate 44, the entrepreneurial channel, and Venus stationing at 8° Scorpio — the setup for X Marks the SpotNaming plainly that the show isn't really about astrology — astrology buffs and train-wreck watchers are just who's found it so farStories / Mentions:Hearing the Wallflowers at the gym and time-traveling to a manufacturing-floor internship in Cedar Rapids, IowaAlmost clipping her mirror on a telephone pole, distracted by a shirtless maybe-college-kid — "can I finally be a dirty old woman?"Plymouth Rock is just a rock — go look at a boulder in your backyardProvincetown, Nantucket, the Cape, the Berkshires — wildly different vibes an hour apartThe house from the case sold in a private, undisclosed sale to a prosecution witness; the new wife's father in the Epstein files as a rabbit-hole asideSongs / references:"Found Out About You" — Gin Blossoms"Celebration" — Kool & the Gang"Blaze of Glory" — Bon Jovi"Love Shack" — The B-52's

❌MARKS THE SPOT™ AUDIT Summer 2026 Only.The NCGR Spotlight Link Video on Youtubehttps://linktr.ee/thedarkmattershowNote: This linktree has a link to "portal" that contains my business offerings and more business focused content and all the places to find anything mentioned by not linked here.Mercury just entered Virgo and came in swinging: cleaning, editing the archive, keeping crystal insights in a journal instead of scattered across AI projects. This whole offer was thrown together with duct tape, and it should not surprise you — the crystal that inspired it is crazy lace agate. It literally has "crazy" in the name. She's flying the plane while she's building the plane.So what are you waiting for?This is a very Virgo, very end-of-eclipse episode about housekeeping — of the show, the offer, and the self. About building in the open, planning around your own cycles, and heading into a long retrograde retreat. Recorded late, tired, in the dark stuff — with the singing episode still to come.Because you build the plane while you're flying it. That's entrepreneurship.You don't get the offer perfect before you launch it. You start with intention and a target, not a finished map. You don't have to be everything to everyone — you have to know where your treasure actually is.Topics Covered:Mercury into Virgo: editing seasons 8 and 9, cleaning, streamlining, and why Virgo got "the boot" during the Pisces north nodeBuilding in the open — the duct-taped X Marks the Spot offer, the moving price, and crazy lace agate as its "just do the thing" inspirationUsing AI (Claude/ChatGPT projects) to categorize crystal insights, then going back to paper — "the most Uranus-in-Gemini thing ever"Orientation Point — reading your own transits, progressions, and business cycles as a quiet backbone of the workMoney Map as the evergreen treasure map: every offer and revenue stream oriented around how you're designed to build wealthThe February Virgo eclipse (2° Virgo) and this Pisces eclipse (4° Pisces) both squaring Uranus (5° Gemini) — unexpected, wild-card energyQuaoar on her gate 44 — the dwarf planet that dances and sings things into reality, named for the Indigenous people of Los Angeles — as the frequency behind the whole platformThe Kevin Reddington read — playing chess for a mistrial, planting reasonable doubt, and a possible separate review for Patrick ClancyPluto in Aquarius unearthing women, secrets, and mental health; the joke that is funding for women's health (PCOS, endometriosis)Women's buying power and why it goes unleveraged — the Callaway golf backlash, the Hayden Panettiere / Neutrogena drop, and companies who "always told you who they are"The Chiron-in-Taurus square to Pluto-in-Aquarius, and the platform's original axis of sex, money, and power — Kali as the dark goddess who started itStories / Mentions:Companies named as "they told you who they are": Johnson & Johnson / Neutrogena, Nestlé and the baby-formula history, TampaxThe Steven Forrest update (with Jeffrey Green named separately re: who "created" evolutionary astrology)Songs / references:"Must Have Been Love" — Roxette "Higher Love" — Steve Winwood, and "Higher Ground" — Stevie Wonder

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❌X MARKS THE SPOT™ AUDIT Summer 2026 Only.https://linktr.ee/thedarkmattershowNote: This linktree has a link to "portal" that contains my business offerings and more business focused content and all the places to find anything mentioned by not linked here.

❌X MARKS THE SPOT™ AUDIT Summer 2026 Only.https://linktr.ee/thedarkmattershowNote: This linktree has a link to "portal" that contains my business offerings and more business focused content and all the places to find anything mentioned by not linked here.***This episode is a little different. Less astrology report, more kitchen sink—and that's intentional.As I move away from the news cycle and from having to constantly report on cosmic energies, I'm letting the show become a broader conversations, ideas, stories, and seemingly unrelated things that actually make up how I think.Because consciousness is convergence.And dark matter isn't mystical. It's what exists + influences things even though we can't see it.That's the territory I'm interested in.We talk about what happens when astrology stops being the thing you're reporting on and becomes one of the tools you use to understand business, life, choices, relationships, and the unseen forces underneath ordinary experience.We also talk about eclipses as forced evolution, why generic astrology can't tell you what an eclipse means for you, and why the next phase of the show—and my work—is likely to look very different.There is cake.There is eyeliner.There are crystals.There is a groundhog.There is a little cosmic alarm clock.And underneath all of it is a bigger question:What happens when you stop trying to hold onto the version of something that has already evolved?Topics Covered:Coffee, consciousness, casual conversations, and chaosThe evolving identity of The Dark Matter ShowMoving away from the news cycleMoving away from constant cosmic reportingConsciousness as convergenceDark matter as what influences what we can seeUnseen forces behind ordinary lifeUranus in Gemini and having the right conversations with the right peopleThe Cross of the Sleeping PhoenixAstrology as part of business consultingBusiness strategy for business owners, entrepreneurs, and leadersAstrology as an orientation toolEclipse seasonEclipses as endings and beginningsEclipses as compressed periods of evolutionGeneric astrology versus personalized astrologyWhy not every eclipse affects everyoneThe Aquarius North NodeAquarius, tribe, the future, and synchronicityLetting go of controlThe Pisces North Node and its lessonsStrategic alignment with cosmic timingThe limitations of mass astrologyPrivate client work versus mass astrologyCreative evolutionPersonal evolutionLife evolutionThe future evolution of The Dark Matter ShowPotential changes to the podcast format and platformThe transition into a new life chapter around age 49Making space for stories, chit-chat, cooking, and funLiving into the season you're currently inMaximizing summer rather than feeling like you missed itThinking about cosmic seasons the way you think about weather seasonsMaking the most of summer before the weather changesEating more cakeSongs / Mentions:"Come On Ride the Train" — Quad City DJ's

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☔️https://linktr.ee/thedarkmattershowhttps://the-money-map.super.site/The end of the Pisces North Node era as the end of blame, illusion, overcomplication, and the healer identity — moving toward Aquarius and Chiron in Taurus as problem-solving, intelligence, and making shit easier.Blame it on the stars that shine at night.Whatever you do, don't put the blame on you.On the final day of the North Node in Pisces, Milli Vanilli suddenly feels like an astrological teaching.This is a short riff on illusion, responsibility, and what happens when the things we've collectively agreed to pretend are real start looking increasingly ridiculous.From Milli Vanilli to Auto-Tune, filters, influencers, manifestation courses, and manufactured realities, we're closing out Pisces with one last look at the delulu before stepping into something different.But this is also about making life easier.Sourcing from a different quality of intelligence. Letting the insight drop instead of forcing it. Letting the tree solve the problem. Letting money create better problems. And rethinking Chiron in Taurus—not as the wounded healer endlessly circling the wound, but as the problem solver.Maybe everything doesn't need to be healed.Maybe some shit just needs to be solved.Topics Covered:The final day of the North Node in PiscesPisces, illusion, blame, and responsibilityThe Aquarius Full Moon as an exclamation point on the transitionJuly 2026 and the intensity of the astrological shiftMercury stationing retrograde and receiving insightSourcing from a different quality of intelligenceSynchronicity and information arriving without forceLeo, fun, and allowing life to feel goodChiron in Taurus and a different approach to problemsChiron as problem solver rather than wounded healerMoney creating different—and sometimes better—problemsThe language of healers, shamans, guides, mentors, and teachersGender, spiritual authority, and how people position their workThe High Priestess and the HierophantThe relationship between spiritual work, value, and compensationMoving beyond endless healing narrativesStories / Mentions:Milli Vanilli as a pre-social-media moment of illusion being exposedComparing Milli Vanilli with Auto-Tune, filters, influencers, and manufactured online realitiesThe Money Map becoming an actual offerGetting insights as Mercury stationedThe "Life Is Good" spare tire coverLife Is Good turning a simple phrase into an entire brandA dollar-store notebook unveilingTrees giving you the answerRebranding Chiron as the problem solverWomen identifying as healers versus men claiming titles like shaman, philosopher, preacher, and hierophantSongs / Mentions:"Blame It on the Rain" — Milli Vanilli"One Moment in Time" — Whitney Houston"Lose Yourself" — Eminem"Mo Money Mo Problems" — The Notorious B.I.G."Ice Ice Baby" — Vanilla IceMilli VanilliLife Is GoodThe High PriestessThe HierophantNorth Node in PiscesAquarius Full MoonMercury RetrogradeChiron in Taurus

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Work with me:https://linktr.ee/thedarkmattershow1) Aries = Be brave enought to be f*cking different!2) Virgo + Scorpio rising = don't listen = Cry me a river.And.... She's done it again.☀️A Summer Solstice episode that was never meant to be perfectly packaged — because sometimes the threads show up first, and the meaning comes together after.This episode weaves together the things that have been showing up: black snakes, business, strategy, creativity, astrology, legacy, and the strange process of realizing the next evolution is already happening. Chiron in Taurus. Saturn in Aries.A conversation about what happens when you stop forcing everything into a formula — and instead start noticing the patterns, the connections, and the bigger story underneath.We're talking about messaging, the online business world, creators, the difference between packaging something and actually creating something, and why sometimes the “messy” version is the real thing.SAGE = speed, agility, good enough = duct tape works.Topics Covered:Business, creativity, and entrepreneurshipThe evolution of business beyond traditional formulas and frameworksSpirituality, strategy, and building from your own perspectiveThe tension between selling, serving, and convincingMoving beyond tactics, templates, and one-size-fits-all approachesThe creator journey and expressing your work in a changing landscapeHuman Design and astrology as tools for understanding patterns and identitySaturn, Neptune, Chiron, and current astrological themesReinvention, legacy, and stepping into a new level of expressionFounder identity and the relationship between who you are and what you buildBreaking ceilings and moving beyond previous versions of successThe intersection of intuition, creativity, and practical business decisionsMessaging, positioning, and communicating your workThe future of business, leadership, and personal expressionOriginality, disruption, and creating something that does not follow the existing modelStories / Mentions:

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