Nonsense: The Show

Episode 313 of Nonsense is here! Tonight I'll share with you a fun-filled and free-wheeling episode featuring the story of the Dancing Plague of 1518, the complicated tale of Mary Surrat - a Lincoln Assassination Co-Conspirator, and the 48th entry into the Captain's Film Institute - Pineapple Express. For those few of you supporting on Patreon.com/NonsenseTheShow, thank you so so much. Your donations to my work mean more than I can ever express. BeardNBones@gmail.com for any feedback, story suggestions, or anything else you feel like sharing.

Nonsense returns and Captain Nick is starting to feel the magic again! Tune in to hear lots of killer music as well as a fun conspiracy theory - Is Finland Real? You'll hear the tale of the world's most incredible taxidermist, Carl Akeley and the tale of the Little Man Mine and the Pedro Mountains Mummy. We'll close the show out with Captain's Film Institute entry #47 - Accepted! Thank you, as always for supporting this show. It means a lot and I'd love to hear your feedback. BeardNBones@gmail.com IG: BeardNBones Support Nonsense with your dollars please! Patreon.com/NonsenseTheShow

Welcome to Nonsense 311. It's a drunken ramble of me expressing some emotions and rambling my way through some stories. It's been a hard year and there's a lot of emotions so I expect you can tolerate a weird episode or two now and then, huh? Check in for some drunken vulnerability, a story of Fray Tormenta, La Maupin, and Nacho Libre. Plus, a far too honest reflection on my year and things that are going on. Fuck it, I'm drunk and figuring it out as I go. Good luck. Thanks for listening. See you again soon for a better episode.

Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome back to Nonsense:The Show! A little bit sporadic lately due to the ugliness of real life intruding but Nonsense perseveres and I'm working on getting back to a proper schedule as soon as possible. This week we'll discuss some badass stories inspired by love and an indomitable warrior spirit. You'll hear the story of Robert Smalls, the pirate slave of the Mississippi. Then you'll hear all about the Night Witches of World War 2 and Jean De Clisson - The Lioness of Brittany. We'll close the show out with Captain's Film Institute #45 - Top Gun: Maverick. As always, thank you all, from the bottom of my heart, for your support and continued listening of Nonsense. I love this weird little show and wish we had more ears on it but each and every one of you should feel pride in your support of my silly little dream. If you read this far, please indulge me and post a picture on Instagram that makes you think of me or makes you feel happy. Please tag me in it so that I can feel the happiness and love. God knows I could use it right now. IG: @BeardNBones E-Mail: BeardNBones@gmail.com Patreon.com/NonsenseTheShow

Welcome back to a long-overdue return to Nonsense! After some major life changes and a few months of much-needed escape, Nonsense is back! This week's episode focuses on badass women and legendary warriors. We'll start with the female samurai known as the Onna-Bugeisha, spend some time in the high mountains with Miriam O'Brien, and face down samurai legend with Hattori Hanzo. We'll round out the episode with the first part of Quentin Tarantino's incredible films - Kill Bill. As always, thank you for your continued support and time spent on Nonsene: The Show. It means the world to me. IG: BeardNBones Patreon.com/NonsensetheShow

Please forgive my extended break, my friends. Nonsense is back to its regularly scheduled programming and I have an explanation for you along with a couple of killer segments. Tune in to hear some fantastic tales of Led Zepplin's Rock & Roll greatness and a taste of Cold War espionage with an iron curtain love story about friendship between a CIA agent and his KGB counterpart. We'll close things out with the 43rd entry into the Captain's Film Institute - Varsity Blues! Thank you, as always for supporting this little show and my broadcasting dreams. I appreciate each and every one of you. Patreon.com/NonsenseTheShow IG: BeardNBones BeardNBones@gmail.com

Due to some unfortunate and unforeseen changes in life, I'm not shoe to record a show this week. I'll be back ASAP with new episodes and and explanation. Thank you all.

Ladies and Gentlemen, a very special fashion-focused episode of Nonsense: The Show is here to grace your eardrums! Tune in to hear the interesting and "erotic" history of the powdered wig, a tale about a two-faced man called Edward Mordrake, and the fascinating facts about pubic wigs known as merkins. We'll also add the 42nd entry into the Captain's Film Institute with the Alicia Silverstone classic from 1995 - Clueless! Thanks, as always, for tuning into Nonsense. Whether this is your first episode or your 50th, it means the world that you'd give me an hour of your life. I hope you were entertained and I hope you learned something new along the way. Pretty, pretty please, tell your friends and share Nonsense on your social media. It all helps me draw new listeners and add to my goal of growing Nonsense into something I can do full-time for your wonderful, wonderful people. Love and hugs. Stay cool. Support Nonsense on Patreon.com/NonsenseTheShow. Write a review on Apple Podcasts or share on your socials!

Nonsense 306 is a piratical expedition into stories of some of the most famous and influential rockstars and rebels in history! We'll start with the backstory of a famous rumrunner who inspired the phrase "The Real McCoy" and then slide right into a tale of rockstar debauchery with the 1984 Bark at the Moon Tour featuring Ozzy Osbourne and Motley Crue. You'll hear about Ozzy and Crue battling to out rockstar each other and get the true backstory of Ozzy's famous bat-biting incident. You'll then get the tale of the most successful pirate in history, a female pirate who ruled Chinese waters with hundreds of ships and tens of thousands of men. Closing things out will be entry 41 in the Captain's Film Institute - Pirates of the Caribbean: Curse of the Black Pearl, Thank you, as always, for supporting Nonsense: The Show. Please tell your friends and throw me a few dollars on Patreon to keep the episodes coming! Patreon subscribers get every episode several days early. IG: BeardNBones E-Mail: BeardNBones@gmail.com

Welcome back to episode 305 of Nonsense: The Show! This episode is a long one! It features stories about an incredible Atlantic kayaker, a major league trick play featuring a baseball and a potato, the story of a famous outlaw and lover called Tiburcio Vasquez in California's wildest days, and the 40th entry into the Captain's Film Institute with the Joe Pesci classic, My Cousin Vinny. Thanks so much for tuning in! Please tell your friends, leave me a review, and support me on Patreon.com/NonsenseTheShow. Feedback, questions, sponsors, and more always welcome at BeardNBones@gmail.com or BeardNBones on Instagram. Love you!

Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome back to Nonsense: The Show! Tonight we'll be diving deep into the frigid confines of the mythical and mysterious North Pole. With a contemplative and introspectively dreamy Captain Nick leading the way, we'll discuss the North Pole, the mythical unicorn, the North Pole Adventure Crew, and in the 39th entry into the Captain's Film Institute, we'll discuss a comfort movie extraordinaire - The Secret Life of Walter Mitty. Thank you, as always, for your support of Nonsense: The Show. Please consider supporting me on Patreon.com/NonsenseTheShow and telling your friends to tune in and join the fun! Questions, comments, suggestion, and submissions of all kinds are welcome and encouraged. @BeardNBones on Instagram BeardNBones@gmail.com Special shoutout to Mill Garrett for being especially dope. If you're reading this far text or message me the secret code phrase for a shoutout on the next episode of Nonsense. Secret code phrase: "Captain Nick! I love you even more than I love chocolate cake! Smooches!"

Welcome back to the third episode of Season 3 of Nonsense: The Show! This week, as we settle more and more into the broadcasting groove, you'll get the true tale, as much as we know of it, of the infamous St Valentine's Day Massacre, hear the mysterious tale of Amazon Explorer Percey Fawcett, and get the down and dirty scoop on that infamous CB-fueled film of highway hijinx, Smokey and the Bandit as the 38th entry into the Captain's Film Institute. Nonsense Season 3 is only going to get better from here! So jump onto Patreon if you want to hear the show several days early! Tell your friends and get everybody you know involved with the Nonsense! Thanks to everybody who tunes in and supports! Feedback, suggestions, and submissions are always welcome at BeardNBones@gmail.com or @BeardNBones on Instagram. Patreon.com/NonsenseTheShow

Welcome to the second episode of the third season of Nonsense! Tonight's episode is full of bandits, angels, music, and models. Tune in to hear the tale of the legendary California bandit known as the Robin Hood of El Dorado - Joaquin Murrieta, take in the staggering scale and failure of the Altamont Free Concert in 1964, known to this day as Rock N Roll's Darkest Day, and admire the glory of Blue Steel as we discuss the hit Ben Stiller male-modeling film, Zoolander. Feedback, comments, suggestions, or requests are always welcome at BeardNBones@gmail.com or on Instagram @BeardNBones Thank you! PS: This week's code word is "Bandito". Send it to Captain Nick for special recognition in the semi-weekly listener appreciation segment!

Welcome back to Nonsense: The Show! Season Three is finally here and all is right in the world again! After a few months off to rest, restore, and prepare for a return to Nonsense, we are back!! This all new episode of Nonsense features the glorious and larger-than-life tale of Andre the Giant, the world's greatest drinker, farter, and most legendary giant. You'll also hear about a utopian pirate paradise established on the island of Madagascar which may or may not be a story of legend. Following the tale of Libertalia, I'll share with you the 36th entry into the Captain's Film Institute - The Princess Bride. This is what I consider to be a perfect film and my personal favorite of all time. Thank you for your loyalty to this little slice of Nonsense in a sea of content available to you. You could choose any number of ways to spend your valuable time and you've chosen to give it to me. Those of you who listen, support, write to me, tell your friends, and support via Patreon are all supporting a dream, a goal, and a passion in a way that never fails to humble me and remind me of my great fortune in this world. Stay tuned! This season of Nonsense is sure to be the very best one yet! See you all in two weeks! Support Nonsense however you're able. Share with your friends, write a message to share your thoughts or suggestions at BeardNBones@gmail.com, or support me via Patreon.com/NonsensetheShow. Every little bit helps expand my reach and bring new ears to my work. Thank you. I love you. PS: If you read the descriptions, send me a message on IG or e-mail with the code word "Gigante" for a mention on Nonsense and a shot at a special prize!

Well, it had to happen eventually and now it's here. Season 2 of Nonsense comes to a close with a bang as we discuss some of my favorite segments, songs, films, and episodes after more than 50 hours of high quality Nonsensical entertainment. We'll discuss plans for Season 3, thoughts on the Nonsense theme song, and my wonderings about who you all are who listen to the show every week. Thank you for your loyalty and support over the last year. I'll be taking a few months off but will return in 2022 for a brand new and more silly than ever season of Nonsense: The Show. Please feel free to share your thoughts, feelings, suggestions, and feedback at any time via e-mail, instagram, or text. I am always happy to hear feedback on my work and don't get nearly enough of it. E-mail: BeardNBones@gmail.com IG: @BeardNBones Patreon.com/NonsenseTheShow

The penultimate episode of Season 2 is here! This week we'll cover the mysterious and terrifying legend of Bloody Mary, a sea-faring ghost ship known as the Flying Dutchman, and the 35th entry into the Captain's Film Institute - BEETLEJUICE! We'll also have a very special, and very personal, MICRONATIONS segment for Lee, Emily, and Mill. I'll tell you the tale of the Bear Flag Revolt and the short-lived micronation known as the California Republic. Just one more episode left for Season 2 and I am ready for a well-earned break! Please take a moment to write to me on whatever platform you prefer to share your favorite moments, segments, songs, or lines from Season 2 of Nonsense: The Show. Next week we'll do episode 250 as a grand finale to this year's Nonsense. Comments, Feedback, Suggestions, and Questions are always welcome. E-mail: BeardNBones@gmail.com IG: @BeardNBones Patreon.com/NonsensetheShow

The 48th episode of Nonsense Season 2 is here! This week we're leaning right into the macbre and the disturbing tone of the spooky season. You'll hear the grisly frontier tale of Big Nose George and learn about the Hex of Jake Bird. You'll also get an in depth peek at the terrifying world of Madame Delphine LaLurie, the Monster Madame of New Orleans. We'll close things out with CFI Film of the Week #34, Office Space! Nothing like some good tunes and a little bit of comedy to round out an episode full of death, dismemberment, and tragedy. Sorry Lee, Sorry Emily, Sorry Mill. We just didn't have enough time for micronations this week. Feedback, comments, and questions are welcome always! E-mail: BeardNBones@gmail.com IG: @BeardNBones Patreon.com/Nonsensetheshow

Welcome back to another week of Nonsensical entertainment! This week's show is jampacked with goodness. You'll hear a quick overview of the life of Julius Caesar with personal favorite story of the time he was captured by pirates! You'll hear about Martin Heemeyer and his vendetta against the local Planning Commission, which resulted in the now infamous Killdozer rampage. We'll close the show out with a long and terrifying tale from the Appalachian Mountains of a mysterious creature seeking revenge for a violent act perpetrated against it by a hungry and rebellious man. Stay tuned for the frightening story of the Tailypo. We're on the fast track to finishing Season 2 of Nonsense and I'm so grateful to you all for supporting, sponsoring, and encouraging this wacky little show. I'll be taking a short break after episode 250 to get caught up on life and rebuild my story library in preparation for Season 3 of Nonsense in the new year. Stay well, be excellent to each other, and don't forget that I love you. Smooches. Feedback, story suggestions, requests, and sponsorship queries are encouraged at all times! Write to me today! BeardNBones@gmail.com IG: @BeardNBones Patreon.com/NonsensetheShow

Welcome to Nonsense 246! This week we're diving across the Pond to visit jolly old London town to dive into a Tower of London ghost story featuring a Queen and her forcibly removed head. We'll also pay a late-night visit to the slums of Whitechapel to hear the gruesome and gory tale of notorious serial killer, Jack the Ripper. We'll finish our visit to England by escorting nebulous and difficult rockstar Aldus Snow back to California for a huge anniversary tour with CFI Film of the Week #33 - Get Him to the Greek! We're quickly speeding towards the end of Season 2 of Nonsense: the Show and a well deserved break after a year's worth of weekly podcast audio noise. Thanks for all of your support and loyalty through 46 episodes of this wacky show! Story suggestions, ideas, feedback, anything else are always welcome and encouraged. E-mail: BeardNBones@gmail.com IG: @BeardNBones Patreon.com/NonsensetheShow

Welcome back for another beautiful week of podcast audio noise! This week on Nonsense: The Show I'm going to give you a legendary aerial mystery with the mysterious sky pirate DB Cooper. You'll also hear about some monstrous and massive mythical serpents deep in the Peruvian Amazon. Rounding things off with be CFI Film of the Week #32 - The Hangover! You'll also get an update on the Captain's Bounty and the looming season break prior to Season 3 of Nonsense starting up. Your feedback, suggestions, and questions are always welcome. Please tell your friends and write in anytime! Patreon.com/NonsenseTheShow BeardNBones@gmail.com IG: BeardNBones

Welcome back to an all new episode of Nonsense: The Show! This week you'll hear the ghostly and tragic tale of Boston's Lady in Black, a story about a legendary American immigrant, renaissance man, and trailblazer, and hear how your favorite pirate Captain earned himself a noble promotion to the rank of Count. You'll get an update on the Captain's Bounty and some news about a short break and Season 3 of Nonsense: The Show. Thank you all for your continued support and love throughout this season of Nonsense. The world is crazy and I sincerely hope this little show can give you a little bit of entertainment and escapism away from the real world. Support Nonsense via Patreon or by telling your friends, leaving a review, or giving me 5 stars. Patreon.com/NonsenseTheShow IG: BeardNBones BeardNBones@gmail.com

Welcome back to another week of Nonsensical entertainment! This week you'll get a show full of mystery and madness with stories featuring the Mothman of Point Pleasant, the Santa Lucia Dark Watchers, and one of the most important spies in the history of espionage. You'll also get some killer music and Captain's Film Institute Film of the Week #30: Men in Black. Don't forget to tell your friends about Nonsense! Please feel free to leave a rating or review on your podcast app of choice. Please support Nonsense at Patreon.com/NonsensetheShow. E-mail: BeardNBones@gmail.com IG: @BeardNBones

Welcome back to another fun-filled week of history, mystery, and fun! This week we're doing a Tombstone Special! You'll get entry #29 in the Captain's Film Institute with the Kurt Russel and Val Kilmer classic - Tombstone. You'll get the true story of the Gunfight at the OK Corral, the true story of the legendary Doc Holliday, and a ghost story about the ghost of train robber and hanged man Black Jack Ketchum scaring the shit out of a little kid late at night. You'll also get updates on the Captain's Bounty (FREE MONEY!), micronations, and what's new in my life. As always, thank you so much for taking the time to listen to my show and share it with your friends. Every message, comment, review, and share mean a lot to me and help the show more than you may understand. Please feel free to send feedback, suggestions, or comments to me! E-mail: BeardNBones@gmail.com IG: @BeardNBones

Welcome back to another week of Nonsensical and historical entertainment! This week you'll hear the legendary tale of American Western legend, Wild Bill Hickok, and the mysterious tale of the most secret of secret societies, Yale's Skull and Bones. You'll hear about some of the cool things I'm up to when I'm not making Nonsense, get a couple of good podcast recommendations, and learn about Captain's Film Institute Film of the Week #28 - Billy Madison. As always, you'll get plenty of music and a whole bunch of fun! Thanks for tuning in. Your time is valuable and I appreciate you giving me an hour every week to enjoy Nonsense: The Show. Feedback, compliments, suggestions always welcome: BeardNBones@gmail.com IG: @BeardNBones

Welcome back to another week under the tutelage of the Minister of Nonsense! The radio gods made me earn it this week so I sincerely hope you enjoy this episode! This week on Nonsense: The Show 240, you'll hear a double dose of legendary figures with the incredible tales of two of the most fearsome lady pirates in American History. First off, you'll get the tale of Anne Bonney, scourge of the Caribbean, and then you'll get the tale of the Queen of the Waterfront, Sadie the Goat. You'll get an update on the Captain's Bounty, a quick check into what I've been watching (Ted Lasso and American Pickle), and a story about Vermont's own Bermuda Triangle, the Bennington Triangle. You'll also get the 27th entry into the Captain's Film Institute Film of the Week - Pitch Perfect. As always, thank you for tuning in and supporting Nonsense: The Show. This little show is my passion project and your support, kind words, and monetary contributions mean more than I can express. Feedback, suggestions, and compliments are always welcome: E-mail: BeardNBones@gmail.com IG: @BeardNBones

Welcome back to another week with the Minister of Nonsense himself - Captain Nick! This week on Nonsense: The Show you'll hear a legendary story about Billy the Kid, a tale of queso and shouting in Garland, Texas, and a Captain's Film Institute Film of the Week entry in Superbad by Seth Rogen. Captain Nick recommends you check out Yearbook by Seth Rogen as this week's book review. You'll get an update on the Captain's Bounty and a bunch of other wacky shit. It's Nonsense, you know what you're here for. Cool music, cool stories, cool Captain Nick. This week's episode of Nonsense: The Show is dedicated to my brother, Kevin. He's a superstar and I'm proud to be related to him. Stay tuned after the credits for the best birthday gift I've ever received. A special shoutout to Mill Daddy for being a stud and someone I love very much. Thank you for being you. Support Nonsense via Patreon.com/NonsenseTheShow or by supporting our sponsor, Paso WineShine. Feedback, suggestions, and questions always welcome at: E-mail: BeardNBones@gmail.com IG: @BeardNBones

Full transparency - the rum took hold and Captain Nick got a little goofy tonight. I'll have to listen to the show tomorrow to remember what I said. Nonsense 238 is here! Tonight you'll get an inebriated Captain Nick telling you dazzling tales about the menacing gangs of Disneyland, a legend of the American West in US Marshall Bass Reeves, the terrible toils of a persecuted beardsman, and the 25th entry into the Captain's Film Institute - ROAD HOUSE! You'll also hear about the Captain's Listener Bounty, an effort to earn new listeners for Nonsense: The Show. Tune in to find out how you can earn an easy $100! As always, thank you for listening to Nonsense: The Show. It is no small thing to offer me an hour of your life every week and I can't be grateful enough. Please support Nonsense on Patreon: Patreon.com/NonsensetheShow Feedback, suggestions, effusive praise: BeardNBones@gmail.com

Hi Mom! Love you! Nonsense 237 is here and it might be my best episode ever. The Muse was in the house and I feel like I'm hitting my groove. Tune in this week to hear some of the stories you missed last week in the abandoned Alcatraz Special. You'll hear a bit of history of the island of Alcatraz, you'll hear about the Anglin brothers and Frank Morris escaping from the infamous prison, and you'll hear about a Polar Bear Brawler called Bill Ayotte. Plus, you'll get some killer tunes including our brand new segment called The Schmoop Song. This episode is dedicated to my homie Chach and the good folks at Cal Fire. Respect and gratitude. This drink is for you. Support Nonsense on Patreon and by leaving a review and rating on your preferred podcast source. Feedback, suggestions, stories, compliments, job offers, land grants, etc can be sent to me on IG or E-mail. IG: BeardNBones E-Mail: BeardNBones@gmail.com

This week's episode of Nonsense: The Show was sabotaged by two incredible new developments in my life and as a result was an improvised mess full of silliness and love-sick embarrassment for your fearless host. After three hours and well over 15 takes, Captain Nick decided to jettison his planned Alcatraz Special and improvise an episode of Nonsense for you, the loyal listeners. You'll hear the tale of Rip Van Winkle, the legend of the Fountain of Youth, some excellent music, a YouTube recommendation for Van Neistat, and you'll hear about the new events that have turned my head into a mushy, happy mess and completely sabotaged this usually professional and highly competent entertainment operation. I hope you enjoy this week's episode. We'll count is as a bonus since I'm so far off my game. Shout out to the beautiful individual responsible for my state of euphoric silliness. I regret nothing. Thank you for your continued support for Nonsense: The Show. We'll return next week with our typical dose of history, mystery, music, and fun. Patreon.com/NonsensetheShow IG: BeardNBones E-mail: BeardNBones@gmail.com

Welcome back for another week of Nonsensical Entertainment! This week's Nonsense features a legendary story about Studio 54, a hermit in the woods named Earl King Parrot, and one on of the greatest Peter Pan Pirate tales ever told. Robin Williams, Donna Summer, and CPTN Radio are here to make your week awesome! Tune in next week for another Captain's Film Institute entry, more information about the CPTN Radio Network, and so, so much more. Please feel free to tell your friends, throw a few dollars at us at Patreon.com/NonsensetheShow, or send feedback to BeardNBones@gmail.com or @BeardNBones on Instagram.

It's Friday....You know what that means... Wait...WTF? It's a very special spontaneous Friday bonus episode of Nonsense: The Show! This week you get a double dose of Nonsense straight to your earholes and deep into your heart and loins. Thank you for taking the ride with me. Tonight's Friday episode features full musical breaks (sorry, forgot to give you time stamps to skip. Next time), a mysterious skin suit covered in tattoos from long, long ago, the tale of my tiny house residency, a monster story about the terrifying Wendigo of the northern territories, and some very special shoutouts to people who I think you should support. Thanks for joining me for another session in the Church of Nonsense, where silly reigns supreme. Love you all. Give me money on Patreon and tell your friends about this show, please. Kisses. Feedback, praise, compliments, honors, proposals, etc to: BeardNBones@gmail.com @BeardNBones on Instagram.

This week's all new, super fun episode of Nonsense is full of music, history, and mystery. Tune in to hear the legendary story of LA's infamous Viper Room nightclub, a tale of the truth life Lone Ranger - US Marshall Bass Reeves, a few things I've been watching lately including a Russian man building an incredible wilderness retreat, celebrity home, and an incredible documentary on music legend Pink and her struggle to balance superstardom, family, and herself as she tours around the world. Then we'll close things out with entry #21 of the Captain's Film Institute, The Birdcage! Thank you, as always, for tuning in. Please write anytime with feedback, suggestions, or questions to BeardNBones@gmail.com or @beardnbones on Instagram. Support Nonsense on Patreon at Patreon.com/NonsensetheShow.

Nonsense Episode 232 is here! I know you're as excited as I am to dive in and see what this incredible episode has in store. This week you'll hear the true story of the Man in the Iron Mask in our Legendary Figures series. Then you'll get a taste of the wild west with the tale of Outlaw William Coe and his hidden Robber's Roost treasure hoard. You'll hear a bit about the Barkley Marathon, Spycraft101 and Thomas Dambo's hidden troll statues. You'll also get the 20th entry into the Captain's Film Institute with this week's entry: Ferris Bueller's Day Off and the origins of one of my favorite nicknames/alter egos, the Tale of Crush. Thank you, as always for tuning in. Please tell your friends and help spread the word about Nonsense:The Show. We can't grow without your help. Feedback, suggestions, and questions are always welcome at BeardNBones@gmail.com.

This week on Nonsense: The Show you get an extra large dose of Nonsense, myth, mystery, treasure, music, and fun. You'll hear about the mythical Cardiff Giant, Dead David Duck - "The Man With 2 Lives" , The Legendary Lost City of Death Valley, a whole bunch of viewing options from Storror and UrBex to Blockbuster and A&E Biography, and our CFI Film of the Week - A Knight's Tale. There's music, fun, silliness, and lots more. Tune in now. Please support us financially via Patreon.com/NonsenseTheShow and feel free to send suggestions, feedback, compliments, and honors to BeardNBones@gmail.com or @BeardNBones on Instagram.

Welcome back to another incredible week of Nonsense: The Show! This week, our journey through the world of the weird, awesome, and incredible will take us through the territory of the Navajo Skinwalkers, Lucille Ball and her badass backstory, Wayne's World and its incredible influence, and so much more. Thank you for tuning in. If you'd like to suggest a movie, story, topic, or song, please feel free to write an e-mail or Instagram message. Feedback, reviews, and sharing with your friends is greatly appreciated. Patreon.com/NonsenseTheShow IG: BeardNBones E-mail: BeardNBones@gmail.com

Nonsense 229 is here and ready for your audible enjoyment! This week you'll hear the full known details about the Presidential Club Med aka the mysterious and mythical Bohemian Grove hidden away in the ancient redwood forests of Northern California. You'll also learn about the legendary loyalty and duty of Hiroo Onada and his 30-year war throughout and long after World War 2. The Captain's Film Institute's Film of the Week is Ace Ventura: Pet Detective. You'll get some interesting making-of details, trivia, memories, and more all about the classic 1994 Jim Carrey comedy. Captain Nick will give you a brief overview of The Van Plan, his plan to escape normal life and once again take to the road as a creative nomad - wandering the nation filming, recording, and writing content to entertain all who choose to follow. I need your suggestions for places to visit, people to meet, stories to tell, and missions to complete. Thank you all for staying with me through 29+ hours of Nonsense this season. If you're enjoying the show, please consider donating to my Patreon page and supporting the show financially. Telling your friends and sharing on social media are also hugely important and valuable to a small broadcaster. Please leave a review on whichever service you use to listen to podcasts. Patreon.com/NonsenseTheShow IG: BeardNBones E-mail: BeardNBones@gmail.com - all e-mails are welcome. Please write to me and let me know what you think of the show or include anything you'd like read on air. I get excited every time I get a show related message. Thanks for tuning in. Tell your friends. Don't be a dick. See you next week.

It's Tuesday. You know what that means. Nonsense 228 is here! This week I've got an episode full of music, fun, and weirdness. You'll hear about late night ESPN from the 90s, Forgetting Sarah Marshall, Francisco de Miranda - the Revolutionary Forrest Gump, as well as Mark Rober, Italian castles, the Van Plan, and some stuff about Taco Bell. Thanks for supporting Nonsense! Special Patreon-only episodes coming soon! So make sure you jump on Patreon.com/NonsenseTheShow and toss me a couple bucks per episode to make sure you don't miss the fun! If you read this far, send me a $2 venmo with the special code word "Kumquat" for a very very exclusive Captain Nick photograph. BeardNBones@gmail.com @BeardNBones on IG

Welcome to Nonsense the Show! This week I'm bringing you episode 227 - Black Bellamy's Jackalope Club. You'll hear all about the legend of the mysterious and fearsome jackalope, the music industry curse of the 27 Club, the wealthiest pirate of the Golden Age - Black Sam Bellamy, and a Captain's Film Institute favorite in the 2004 hit comedy, Eurotrip. Plus you'll get an opportunity to weigh in on some major life choices for Captain Nick. Don't miss this all new episode of Nonsense! If you're one of the beloved few who read the episode description, please do me a personal favor and post about Nonsense on your social media. Any new listeners are monumental at this stage and I would love to grow this show into something bigger. Thank you so much. E-mail: BeardNBones@gmail.com IG: @BeardNBones Patreon: Patreon.com/NonsenseTheShow

Nonsense 226 is here! This week you'll hear riveting tales of alien spacecraft, myterious ancient tombs, and one of the best alien movies ever made. Of course you'll also hear some cool music, get some great recommendations to fill your TV time, and much more! Thank you for supporting Nonsense every week! Feel free to submit ideas, feedback, and story requests anytime. IG: BeardNBones E-mail: BeardNBones@gmail.com Patreon.com/NonsenseTheShow

Welcome to a supersized, super fun, super interesting special episode of Nonsense: The Show. For episode 225, I've given you a Nonsense and a half chock full of pirates, treasure, music, movies, Sasquatch, and a special live concert appearance by Bluffington's favorite rock band. Tune in and enjoy the ride. You won't be sorry. Please support me via Patreon. There's no better way to thank me for the entertainment than with money. Suggestions, feedback, job offers, and dating applications accepted and welcomed at all times. IG: BeardNBones E-mail: BeardNBones@gmail.com (Write me an e-mail with a review of the show for a chance to win a very special prize. Use the code: "I read the fucking description" so I know you read the description.

Welcome to a very special, HIGH quality 4/20 special edition of Nonsense! This week we celebrate a national holiday and solve one of the enduring mysteries of your rebellious, dope-smoking youth by telling you the truth origins of 4/20. You'll hear about Harold and Kumar's quest for tiny burgers, my love for the word YEET, and a hitman with a secret double life as an acting student. You'll also get a thorough history of your first micronation when I tell you the Story of Sealand. Support Nonsense and Captain Nick at Patreon.com/NonsenseTheShow. Every dollar helps. Thank you. Suggestions, comments, and feedback are always welcome. E-mail: BeardNBones@gmail.com IG: @BeardNBones

What can I say about this week's episode that the title already hasn't? It's a weird week around here and this episode of Nonsense definitely reflects that. The Count of Monte Cristo, Maine Cabin Masters, Man Vs Food, MIcronations, Margaritaville, and a missing rockstar named Joe Merchant. Plus lots of rad music and rambling. Feedback, suggestions, etc: IG: @BeardNBones BeardNBones@gmail.com If you want to support Nonsense the Show or Captain Nick, please do so through the Patreon page: Patreon.com/NonsenseTheShow

This week's episode of Nonsense is full of Gentlemen and Monsters. You'll hear the tale of Black Bart the Gentleman Bandit and his lifelong grudge against the Wells Fargo Company, Colonel John Singleton Mosby's guerrilla raiders and his lost confederate treasure, and one of the greatest movies ever made, a Mel Brooks classic, Young Frankenstein. Wild West tales, Confederate gold, and a movie the formed the foundation of my comedic style. It's a cant miss episode of Nonsense the Show! Tune in and tell a friend! Suggestions, commentary, and compliments always welcome! E-mail: BeardNBones@gmail.com IG: BeardNBones Patreon.com/NonsenseTheShow

Welcome to Episode 221 of Nonsense! Tonight's show finds Captain Nick feeling a little bit punchy due to real world crap and so tonight we focus on myths, legends, and Papa Hemingway. You'll hear about Texas' own Headless Horseman, El Muerto. You'll get a Captain's Film Institute entry starring Richard Pryor and John Candy trying to spend $30 million dollars in a month. Tune in to hear all about Brewster's Millions and then take in the legendary tale of the most fearsome pirate known to western waters, Edward Teach - Blackbeard, and his infamous last stand at the Ocracoke Inlet. Plus, there's some ghostly arguing, a request to contribute to my Patreon, and a special shoutout to Brittany Stevens for being the Nonsense Fan of the Week! Support Captain Nick and Nonsense here: https://www.patreon.com/NonsenseTheShow Please, tell your friends. Feedback, compliments, and suggestions always welcome: E-mail: BeardNBones@gmail.com IG: @BeardNBones

Epsiode 220 of Nonsense is here and its packed full of the things that make Nonsense great. You'll hear some slightly pirated music, get a movie review of Shipwrecked - a formative piratical film for your noble host, learn the history of Genghis Khan's lost tomb, and learn about one of the most daring historical heists in the United Kingdom's storied history. Plus, I'll tell you all about how you can support Nonsense: The Show and Captain Nick financially through Patreon.com. It's a simple and optional way to help fund Nonsense and the big, exciting things coming in 2022. As always, thank you for giving me an hour of your week to listen to this silly show. It means a lot. Special thanks to Nonsense's premier sponsor, Paso Wine Shine and the Tin City Distillery in Paso Robles, California. Their delicious beverages fuel the weirdness and creativity that make Nonsense happen. Unfortunately, we just didn't have time for a story about micronations this week. Sorry Emily. Suggestions, compliments, job offers, and more always welcome. IG: @BeardNBones @NonsenseTheShow E-mail: BeardNBones@gmail.com

Welcome to a very special Austin 3:16 Day episode of Nonsense: The Show!! Tonight Captain Nick is drinking rum and celebrating a childhood hero in Stone Cold Steve Austin. He'll tell you about Stone Cold, some happy memories from the past, and then dive into a tale of lost and then found and then lost again treasure with a little side dose conspiracy theory about who did it. (SPOILER: THE FREAKING QUEEN DID IT!) There's illegal music, silly arguments with a ghost-infested computer, and much much more. It's Nonsense: The Show, what did you expect? Tune in now! Share your thoughts. Feedback makes Captain Nick happy and confident. Please help make Captain Nick happy and confident. E-mail: BeardNBones@gmail.com IG: BeardNBones

Welcome back to your weekly dose of podcast audio noise! Tonight's oddball episode of Nonsense will feature a CFI entry and one of the finest reboots of all time, 21 Jump Street. You'll hear about the secretive and unique Zoo Economy and their E-Bay for Endangered Animals. You'll also hear about pacific cargo cults and hear a reading about them from one of my favorite books of all time. Plus there will be some pirated music and some arguments with ghosts. Write to me and send me ideas for content: E-mail: BeardNBones@gmail.com IG: @BeardNBones

Lucky you! This is a mysterious and elusive BONUS episode of Nonsense: The Show! I mean... it'll still count as a regular episode because I've gotta get my numbers up but it's a totally free of charge, restaurant-quality extra episode. Captain Nick had a rough day and too much to drink so he decided to jump on the microphone and have a little bit of fun. You'll hear about Genghis Khan's Lost Tomb, AP Bio, a Captain's Film Institute entry (Heavyweights), and you'll hear about a late-night $26-mistake. Plus there's some great 90's music, some dope karaoke, and a whole bunch more. Go listen. Thanks for supporting. Please write to me and say nice things: BeardNBones@gmail.com IG: @BeardNBones

Welcome back to Nonsense: The Show! I think this week's episode is a pretty freaking good one. We're going to talk about Adam Savage making things, words of affirmation, Charlie Chaplin meeting some grave robbers, and the history and cultural controversy surrounding the word "Frisco" in the Bay Area. Plus some music and some ghosts talking through a soundboard. Don't miss it. Send in your words of affirmation, show notes, suggestions, and monetary offers to: E-mail: BeardNBones@gmail.com IG:@BeardNBones

It's Tuesday. You know what that means.... Welcome back for more Nonsense! This week's show is a bit sloppy, a lot of fun, and contains some great music and fun stories. You'll hear a viewing recommendation for BattleBots, be mystified by the tale of the Oak Island Treasure in a new installment of the Lost Treasure Series, and hear the tale of one of Captain Nick's personal heroes and kindred spirits, Emperor Joseph Norton 1, Emperor of the United States and Protector of Mexico. If you're into bad karaoke of 90's rap classics, stay tuned after the credits for Captain Nick foolishly singing California Love. Submit stories, questions, or ideas anytime: E-Mail: BeardNBones@gmail.com IG: @BeardNBones

Another week of Nonsense is upon us! This week's episode features big dreaming and creating your own reality. You'll get a reading from a Teddy Roosevelt Speech called "Man In The Arena", hear a quick tale of lost treasure with the Isabella Stewart Gardner Museum Heist, and hear about your host's love for the Greatest Showman and Mr PT Barnum. Thank you for tuning into another week of Nonsense: The Show. If you have a segment, topic, or story idea you'd like to hear on Nonsense, please feel free to send it in and share your thoughts. Feedback and support are always gratefully welcomed. E-mail: BeardNBones@gmail.com IG: @BeardNBones