Rated R Safety Show

In today's episode, Jay Allen dives deep into what happens when systems stop moving and how stagnation in the workplace isn't just boring—it's dangerous. From evolving safety cultures to frozen frameworks, Jay breaks down the myth of consistency and invites you to question the constructs you've accepted as normal.We also touch on trending headlines—from Elon vs. Gates to Chris Brown's legal saga, Kid Cudi's unexpected courtroom appearance, and the rediscovery of Jim Morrison's stolen statue. Plus, Jay reveals why cheat meals may be cheating you and unpacks the latest in workplace modeling.

Welcome to your Tuesday reality check—broadcasting straight from the multiverse of Safety FM. In this episode of the Rated R Safety Show, Jay Allen dives headfirst into the circus of performative safety, LinkedIn vanity metrics, and the “safety gods” who crown themselves on social media. From the rebranding of safety to the mutation of learning teams into theatre, Jay asks the big question: Does social cred equal real impact—or just better optics?We also unpack:A wild headline run: headless gators, AI title theft, and celebrity book claims.The 23andMe data sell-off and what it really means about consent in a post-privacy world.Why Safety Mutation is getting all the love—and how it wasn't supposed to be a trilogy, but here we are.

From haunted openings to headline chaos, today's episode of the Rated R Safety Show dives straight into the multiverse of weird. Jay Allen covers everything from New Orleans jailbreaks to Elizabeth Holmes' possible biotech reboot, AI datacenters pulling nuclear-level power, and the Pope's spin in a topless Popemobile.Plus: a Rubik's Cube robot that moves faster than a blink, Katy Perry's Vegas ghost town, and a main story that asks—are you building something real or just following the latest rebrand trend?

Welcome to Thursday's broadcast of chaos and clarity. In Episode 1145, Jay Allen dives into:

It's Wibblemont Wednesday, and Jay Allen is back behind the mic unpacking the chaos of the day—from flying sedans and platinum Rolexes to the unspeakable rules that run your workplace. In today's episode, we talk about the aftermath of Safety Mutation's release, the invisible systems that keep workers stuck, and why innovation is met with fear (plus, that monkey experiment you've probably never forgotten).We also break down trending headlines: – Elon Musk's Boring Company breakthrough – Sean “Diddy” Combs' ongoing legal mess – Magic mushrooms on the rise – A $3M watch that still just tells time – And the Matrix moment that explains it all

In this episode of the Rated R Safety Show, Jay Allen goes off-script and straight into the fire—calling out the obsession with LinkedIn credentials, social media flexing, and the illusion of expertise. We talk about why Safety Mutation (Book Two of the Signal Transmission Trilogy) dropped today, and how some systems don't collapse—they rebrand. From Florida-based crypto kidnappers to Madonna's biopic and the return of Fear Factor, we blend current events with brutally honest commentary about what's really trending in safety, work, and the weird corners of the internet.Plus, you'll hear:News from across the multiverse (and Miami Walmart mishaps)The weight loss drug warsPizza rankings that might shock youThe alphabet soup that's drowning your LinkedIn feedAnd a music feature from Que Parks

On today's Rated R Safety Show, Jay Allen kicks off Monday with a surprise transmission: Safety Mutation—Book Two of the Signal Transmission Trilogy—is officially here. From the fallout of Safety, In My Opinion to the system's ability to rebrand rebellion as progress, Jay reveals how the construct adapted, and why book two had to happen now. We also take a ride through trending news that includes the world's first American pope, Trump's prescription drug executive order, the FaceAge AI tool, and even Amber Heard's growing family. Toss in box office rankings, the return of Cosmos 482, and a few celebrity subpoenas for good measure, and you've got the Rated R brew of safety, satire, and signal.

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Welcome to Thursday's dose of audio turbulence. In this episode of the Rated R Safety Show, Jay Allen breaks down the reality distortion of “special editions,” “enterprise packages,” and overpriced consulting deals—because nothing says system dysfunction like a $1,000 per employee subscription.From billion-year oxygen countdowns to Mission Impossible popcorn buckets (yes, really), we navigate everything from planetary doom to consulting room scams. Jay also reflects on the Steve Rae interview, the ongoing energy from Banff, and how sometimes “the system update” is just a revenue scheme with a rebranded sticker.

In today's Rated R Safety Show, Jay Allen breaks down the latest round of language distortion infecting our systems—where corporate buzzwords meet safety theater and nobody seems to know what they're actually saying. From misused terminology to misplaced metrics, Jay digs into how the wrong words lead to the wrong outcomes. Plus, we take a detour into the current news cycle: trade tensions, pop culture chaos, and a Soviet-era spacecraft making an unexpected comeback. And yes, he talks about shaving eyelashes... because of course he does.

Description: In today's episode of the Rated R Safety Show, Jay Allen breaks down the latest headlines from around the world—from missiles in Tel Aviv to tariffs on Hollywood—and invites listeners to question the systems we silently agree to every day. Why do we accept unwritten rules in the workplace? What happens when we follow without asking why? Plus, we talk popemobiles turned clinics, grenades tossed during car chases, emoji manipulation, and Roombas doing homework. Also, a reminder: the Conklin Conference is coming in hot this September. You in?

Jay Allen is back from Banff and dives straight into a high-voltage Monday show. In this episode, Jay reflects on the energy, insights, and hunger for transformation he witnessed at the Energy Safety Canada conference. From AI in safety to why next year's event in Banff might be unmissable, he sets the stage for upcoming interviews that dig deeper. Plus, we break down everything from international tensions and Trump's papal cosplay to gorillas vs. 100 men (yes, really), the Elon-ification of Starbase, and housing affordability absurdity. Don't miss the story about free audiobooks, Derby gossip, and how the Oscars just bodied the L.A. Marathon. Let's rattle the cage and get into it.

Episode 1136 – Blame, Brains & the Behavioral BeefOn today's Rated R Safety Show, Jay Allen dives headfirst into the philosophical (and occasionally theatrical) debate tearing through the safety world right now.It started with a bold session at the Western Conference on Safety—“Investigations Done Differently,” featuring Jeff Lyth and Bruce Jackson. But when a longtime behavior-based safety veteran publicly questioned whether HOP (Human and Organizational Performance) has any evidence of reducing incidents or injuries… the floodgates opened.So today, we talk about it.Is HOP just razzmatazz—or is it the necessary evolution of how we treat error, people, and performance?Jay pulls receipts from:Amy Edmondson's work on psychological safety

Jay Allen is back for Whip ‘Em Out Wednesday with a transmission from the trenches of culture, leadership, and illusion. Today's main story digs into the real foundation of most organizations (hint: it's not safety), how values and priorities get mixed up, and why safety often ends up being a cost center rather than a core driver. He also previews next week's live broadcast from Banff, dives into the media frenzy over Pope Francis's funeral, and breaks down everything from AI-powered browser battles to Joe Exotic's new prison marriage. Plus: loneliness statistics, teen heroism in Kentucky, and why “Safe, Not Boring” is more than just a shirt.

In today's episode, Jay Allen dives into what really drives us—passion, purpose, and maybe a little sarcasm. From a wild turkey loose in a grocery store to the Vatican's ritual-packed mourning for Pope Francis, Jay explores how systems—whether religious, regulatory, or ridiculous—affect our lives. He also asks the hard question: What's fueling your grind? Plus, we talk Fyre Festival's bizarre resurrection, Google's monopoly mess, and the unstoppable hustle behind Cannons' success. Tune in and figure out what's already there—for you.

On this episode of the Rated R Safety Show, Jay Allen unpacks the art of communication—why it's crucial to adapt your message and choose the right medium for maximum impact. He also covers the wild weekend, from WrestleMania excitement to holiday highlights, and brings updates on "Safety In My Opinion." Plus, stay tuned as Jay navigates trending news, global events, and everything else happening in our world of safety.

In this episode of The Rated R Safety Show, Jay Allen dives into the conference season dilemma—what makes a safety conference truly worth your time and money? From networking opportunities to economic uncertainty, Jay explores how to make the most out of conference attendance (and when it might be smarter to skip it). Also, we talk tariff strategies, the latest on Fyre Festival 2 (yeah, again), and some wild heist action out of Los Angeles. Buckle up, because it's another dose of real talk on the realities of safety and beyond.

In this episode, Jay Allen discusses the importance of embracing change in the safety world and how adapting to new challenges can drive growth. He shares insights from his new audiobook, Safety, In My Opinion, and reflects on the evolution of safety practices over the years. Jay also touches on the latest trends in global trade, tech, and the ever-shifting landscape of workplace safety. Plus, hear about how AI, tariffs, and new approaches to safety can shape the future of our industries.

In this episode, Jay Allen reflects on the evolving world of safety and the importance of challenging the systems we've built. He discusses how questioning the status quo can lead to growth, both personally and professionally. Jay also takes a moment to share his new audiobook, Safety, In My Opinion, and how it aligns with his journey of rethinking safety practices. Plus, hear about the latest news in global trade and tech, and how it all ties back to safety in today's fast-changing world.

This one's got it all—Florida bone trades, Elon's jet quirks, and the moment I said yes to something I swore I'd never do: write a book. Yep. It's called Safety, In My Opinion—and no, it's not a manual, it's a transmission. We break into everything from global trade drama and inflation games to the power of nonlinear storytelling (with a twist of simulation theory). And yes, you'll even get a sneak peek at what might be the strangest headline this week.

It's Free Form Friday—and that means nothing is off the table. From digital dumpster fires to pepperoni caviar, Jay Allen dives headfirst into the weirdest corners of the multiverse.On today's Rated R Safety Show:

On today's Rated R Safety Show, we dive headfirst into global chaos—from Trump's rollercoaster tariff wars and disappearing cows, to driverless car disasters at the Chick-fil-A drive-thru. Russell Brand tackles cancel culture in Florida (timing much?), and someone thought trading a child for a monkey was a good idea. You know, the usual dose of WTF situations that only we can deliver.Time to buckle up—it's going to be bumpy.Artist Name: Saints of ValorySong Name: Watch it BurnLicense #: 0115225915

It's Wednesday, April 9th, and Jay Allen is not holding back. In Episode 1126 of The Rated R Safety Show, we dive headfirst into the absurdities of the world—both inside and outside the workplace. From a rogue woodpecker vandalizing cars in Massachusetts to Korean soldiers accidentally crossing borders, this one's packed. Jay unpacks the realities of being capped by systems, what happens when leadership says, “We're kinda hippies,” and how that kills progress.Plus:Trump's tariff chaos and Hollywood's China problemA bourbon distillery underwaterA college kid who got on the wrong boat—and found his new favorite soccer teamBlink-182's Mark Hoppus opens up about depressionAnd a bizarre court case involving Taylor Swift, Blake Lively, and a movie script

It's Monday, April 7th, and Jay Allen is back behind the mic—barely tolerating the chair. In this episode of The Rated R Safety Show, we dive into the trending headlines you actually care about: a Michigan couple arrested in Mexico, Meta ditching its fact-checking program, EU regulators ready to slam X (formerly Twitter) with a billion-dollar fine, and the bizarre Fire Festival resurrection. Jay questions the system, your desk, and why we justify jobs that drain us. Plus, a heavy-hitting main story on the trap of “fixing the system” vs. knowing when to walk away. Also featuring: a shout-out to Saints of Valory's "Escapades," a little Bond speculation, and the reminder that yes—Eminem is officially a grandpa.

In this reality-check edition of the Rated R Safety Show, Dr. Jay Allen digs into the widening gap between the work we imagine and the work that actually gets done. From mindless checklists to performative policies, Jay calls out the illusion of productivity and asks the big question: Who's your system really serving?Also in this episode:

In this surveillance-saturated edition of the Rated R Safety Show, Dr. Jay Allen pulls no punches as he dissects the growing relationship between AI, automation, and the illusion of “safety.”From humanoid robots trained on your workplace behavior to self-driving cars and always-listening devices, Jay asks the hard question: Are we building safer systems—or just new tools for control?Also in this episode:

On this April Fool's Day edition of the Rated R Safety Show, Dr. Jay Allen fires up the mic for a whirlwind of WTF headlines and unexpected truths. From a flag too big for the city code to a demonic sea lion attack (yes, really), we hit the weird, the wild, and the absolutely Rated R.In today's main story, Jay strips away the fluff around “big projects” and dives into why the small, overlooked details often trip us up the most—especially in safety. It's not just about plans and processes; it's about presence, patience, and precision.Also in this episode:

In this unfiltered Monday edition of the Rated R Safety Show, Dr. Jay Allen breaks down the headlines with his signature bite—from Elon Musk selling X to himself (yes, really), to protesting Teslas, Fyre Festival 2, and even Jessica Simpson's bizarre vocal remedy. But the real heat comes in the main story, where Jay rips into the label of “safety cop” and shines a light on the deeper purpose behind what safety professionals really do. This episode challenges the tired stereotypes and reframes the safety role as one rooted in trauma, passion, and people—not just policy. Oh yeah, and if you ever wanted to hear about self-cooling beer cans or why energy drinks are flying off convenience store shelves (literally), we've got that too. Buckle up—Rated R doesn't do lukewarm.

On this midweek edition of the Rated R Safety Show, we dive into everything from the latest buzz in the entertainment world—like Jennifer Aniston's rumored romance and Cardi B's $60K parenting moment—to headline-grabbing policy shifts, cyber threats, and the state of global affairs. Jay also unpacks the Five Principles of Human and Organizational Performance with a fresh lens, suggesting how they apply far beyond the workplace—maybe even in your own personal life. Plus, updates on Bud Light's shifting strategy, a bizarre bear encounter, and why DoorDash wants you to eat now and pay later. All that and more, with your daily dose of sarcasm, news, and nonsense.Artist Name: The Arctic SummerSong Name: Hold Your HandLicense #: 4756842584

In this raw and unapologetic episode of the Rated R Safety Show, Dr. Jay Allen dismantles the corporate illusion of safety and challenges us to get real about what actually keeps people safe. From Tesla bomb threats to a deeper look at why our systems often fail the humans they're designed to protect, Jay calls BS on the sanitized versions of “zero harm” and “everything is preventable.” This episode is not about safety theater—it's about the messy, human, unpredictable truth that lives in the gray. Featuring news headlines, industry commentary, and a main story that pulls no punches, Jay dares you to ask: are you chasing safety, or just its fantasy? Buckle up—this isn't your compliance department's podcast. It's time for the Rated R reality check.Music LicenseArtist Name: ShöckfaceSong Name: floating (feat. Amethyst)License #: 1268109678

On this post–spring break return, Jay Allen dives into the deep end of uncertainty—politics, safety, and even your DNA data. From Pope Francis' recovery to the shutdown at Heathrow, celebrity news, and the unfolding saga of 23andMe, no topic is off limits. Plus, a heartfelt main story explores how we navigate chaos and change when the future feels like a coin toss. Throw in some commentary on the absurd cost of the rumored foldable iPhone, and yeah… welcome back to The Rated R Safety Show. Raw, real, and just a little unhinged—like always. Featured Song: “Times New Roman” by Sean McVerry License #: 6257305548

This isn't your average safety podcast—it's Rated R for a reason! On this Freeform Friday, we break the mold, covering everything from trending news and safety updates to pop culture and the absurdities of the modern world.

Jay Allen is back after a two-day vanishing act, fresh from the Always Sunny in Philadelphia experience—except it wasn't that sunny. In today's episode, we break down a massive $1.4 billion crypto heist linked to North Korea, the latest safety and news trends, and why your credit card debt is skyrocketing. Plus, TSA finds a turtle in someone's pants (yes, really), and the Menendez brothers could be walking free soon. Forget the corporate nonsense—this is The Rated R Safety Show. Buckle up, because the eardrum pain begins now!

Welcome to The Rated R Safety Show, where we cut through the corporate fluff and dive headfirst into the real stories of the day. In Episode 1114, we tackle everything from the latest safety concerns to the bizarre and the ridiculous.

In this episode of the Rated R Safety Show, we break down the latest headlines, question the logic behind some wild industry moves, and dive into the world of books—how we read them, why some are repetitive, and what actually makes a book worth reading. Plus, we tackle the latest corporate shake-ups, strange crime stories, and a few unexpected twists in the world of entertainment and safety. Buckle up—it's another unfiltered ride through the chaos.Music License:Artist Name: GhosthoodSong Name: Good Good FeelingLicense #: 9414068455

In this milestone episode 1111 of The Rated R Safety Show, we dive into the latest news, from the fallout of new tariffs to Tesla arson attacks and the ever-controversial TikTok dilemma. We break down the State of the Union aftermath, unravel social media drama, and discuss whether certifications really define expertise—or if true mastery comes from going seven layers deep.Buckle up for a raw, unfiltered take on politics, entertainment, safety, and the absurdity of it all. It's Whip ‘Em Out Wednesday—and as always, it doesn't matter who the host is.

In episode 1110 of The Rated R Safety Show, Jay Allen takes a no-holds-barred approach to dissecting the echo chambers of social media and the safety industry. Why do so many self-proclaimed experts refuse to engage in real discussions? Are we prioritizing actual improvement, or just reinforcing what we already believe? Jay calls out the “best-in-the-world” mindset and challenges those who claim to have all the answers but avoid open dialogue.Plus, he covers the latest trending safety news, corporate nonsense, and a wild story about Casey Anthony's unexpected return to the public eye. If you're tired of the same old safety rhetoric and looking for something real, this episode is for you.Music License:Artist Name: JoshooSong Name: Lost TouchLicense #: 1126959514

In episode 1109 of The Rated R Safety Show, Jay Allen dives into the all-too-common workplace scenario of broken promises, missed expectations, and the frustration that comes with “the day that never comes.” Whether it's promotions, raises, or leadership commitments that fall flat, Jay unpacks the impact of failed follow-through on workplace culture and morale. He also covers trending safety news, industry updates, and an exciting announcement about Conklin Conference 4, set to take place in Santa Fe, New Mexico. Tune in for an unfiltered discussion on leadership accountability, communication, and how to navigate the workplace when trust is on the line.Music License:Artist Name: Dawson HollowSong Name: Pixelated HazeLicense #: 4594751676

In Episode 1107 of the Rated R Safety Show, Jay Allen dives into the paradox of workplace safety—how do you prove the value of preventing something that never happens? From the unseen impact of proactive safety measures to the challenges of justifying costs to leadership, Jay unpacks the delicate balance between risk, prevention, and perception. Plus, discussions on Energy Safety Canada's upcoming event, industry trends, and a fresh look at what's making headlines. Buckle up—it's safety, reality, and a little Rated R flair.Que Parks Song Name: Move License #: 1964190936

In this episode of "The Rated R Safety Show," host Jay Allen delves into the mental and systemic constructs that often limit progress in the safety industry and beyond. Are these barriers self-imposed, or are they ingrained by external factors? Jay explores:Identifying Personal and Professional Constructs: Understanding how our own beliefs and the organizational culture can create invisible barriers to innovation and growth.The Repetition Dilemma: Discussing the perception of redundancy in safety narratives and whether repeated messages are a sign of stagnation or a necessary reinforcement.Beyond Repackaging: Critiquing the trend of presenting old ideas as new solutions and emphasizing the need for genuine innovation in safety practices.Breaking Free from Limitations: Strategies to recognize and dismantle these constructs, fostering an environment that encourages continuous improvement and open-mindedness.Join us as we challenge the status quo, question the narratives we've accepted, and strive to break free from the constructs holding us back. Engage in the conversation and share your experiences at CallInRadio.com.Music License:Artist Name: Sinks of ValerieSong Name: Rattle My CageLicense #: 9627076050Note: This show is intended for mature audiences only. Listener discretion is advised.