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Gather around the cauldron for tales and talk of the mysterious, the ineffable, and the enjoyable. From Movies to Mckenna. From Aliens on Mars to anchovies on pizza. Escape the mundane and beaten horses of mainstream chat.

Mike and Russ


    • Jul 10, 2023 LATEST EPISODE
    • infrequent NEW EPISODES
    • 38m AVG DURATION
    • 31 EPISODES


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    Stoned Alchemy - Episode 31 - The Three Amigos

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 10, 2023 69:47


    Join Mike & Russ on a very sophomoric and somewhat interesting chat with our dear longtime friend and professional make-up artist, Craig.Craig has been a professional make-up artist for decades, worked with hundreds of celebrities on thousands of film shoots, including TV shows such as Saturday Night Live and Walking Dead.Craig is a true artistic master, although you wouldn't know that from this rapidly degrading, digressing, and deranged conversation.But please partake with Mike, Russ, and Craig - The Three Amigos, on a journey through film history, camping, alcohol, cigars, drugs, and the African prison system. All from the delightful confines of Mike's rooftop in NYC.Please note: This discussion is purely for adults; you crazy kids go back to bed!Oh, and due to the fine and gentle graces of NYC, the audio is fairly poor in spots, so good luck with that!No Exit feature film is here: https://youtu.be/S_WPA8Ej6SUChiller: 3 Days of Peace, Love, And Gore documentary is here:  https://youtu.be/B3igC0TIDT4Email us at: stonedalchemy@yahoo.com

    Stoned Alchemy - Episode 30 - "Beached" and ChatGPT Part 2

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 20, 2023 45:34


    Join Mike and his AI on a deserted tropical island somewhere in the Pacific for the tale "Beached", then listen in on Part 2 of a very stimulating conversation about Artificial Intelligence and Chat GPT.Mike and Russ attempt to push ChatGPT to the brink by asking what may arguably be the most intellectually defunct line of queries ever devised by humanity. Then we teach ChatGPT how to lie, tell Dad jokes (not that it needs any help), and generally harass the artificial intelligent giant until it smokes.Please email us your fan mail and money to stonedalchemy@yahoo.com or we'll send ChatGPT after you.

    Stoned Alchemy - Episode 29 - "Julie" and ChatGPT Part 1

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 19, 2023 26:50


    Please Join Mike and Russ for a stimulating conversation on Artificial Intelligence  and ChatGPT.This episode begins with Russ' tale "Julie" -  If you think Alexa or Siri is bad, you ain't seen nothing yet...We then continue with an in depth discussion on AI and the new kid on the block, ChatGPT.What will the future hold? How much control will these super brains have over our lives? And what will become of society? Will we be able to tune out, turn off, and drop out? Science Fiction or humanity's future reality? We don't know, and we have no answers you - but only offer food for thought - for human brains only, please.Please email us: stonedalchemy@yahoo.com

    Stoned Alchemy - Episode 28 - Cults

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 13, 2022 53:20


    Tired of thinking for yourself? Let Mike and Russ tell you exactly what to think, and we'll even tell you what to say and when to say it! Just kidding... Or are we?Join Mike & Russ on a very special discussion on the subject of Cults.Mike performs his advert for "Cult In A Box", and later on, Russ has a very special message from Guiglio Garconi in "Director"Email us at Stonedalchemy@yahoo.com

    Stoned Alchemy - Episode 27 - Screenplays on the Roof

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 23, 2022 39:31


    Russ is back from Arizona for a visit and Mike is back from a Cali vacay. So why not meet on the rooftop studio for a chat about screenplays and other wacky remembrances? Join Mike & Russ on this very special  discussion-only episode filled with tales of brilliant yet poorly conducted schemes involving a popular condiment, chasing down Oliver Stone in Santa Monica, Steven Seagal's attorney and hundreds of millions of dollars, and the delightful ambience of Mike's rooftop in NYC.

    Stoned Alchemy - Episode 26 - Joey Nero/A Small Green Village

    Play Episode Listen Later May 6, 2022 24:31


    All the way from a Small Green Village to you - hosted by Walter Clark and Howard Bosell, live via satellite from the set of the 1993 independent film classic "Joey Nero". Then join Mike and Russ on Part Two of their cross country cross talk on their film Joey Nero. 

    Stoned Alchemy - Episode 25 - Joey Nero/Big Pussy

    Play Episode Listen Later May 6, 2022 26:21


    Someone gets whacked in Mike's tale  "The Big Pussy", followed by a two part conversation on the independent film from 1993 "Joey Nero"  starring Nicholas Sandow, John Frey, Calvin E. Cain, Louis Lombardi, Frank Medrano, and Laura D.Part One of the conversation focuses on Sopranos cast member Vincent Pastore - an on and off, and then on again member of the Mike and Russ world of filmmaking.

    Stoned Alchemy - Episode 24 - Different Schools

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 26, 2022 54:06


    Join Mike & Russ on another rambunctious rooftop discussion centering around their first polished film "Different Schools" and the big dreams that came with it. First, Russ' tale "Minetta" - a fact based encounter on the set of "Serpico" with Al Pacino in 1973 Greenwich Village.Followed by Mike's introspective journey into the mind of an actor based on actual events reminds us that there are "No Small Parts" but there are bad toupees.Note: This episode contains a rainbow of city noises such as helicopters, trucks, Imperial Star Destroyers, sirens, and whatever they got. This is not sound effects wizardry, this is real life. Enjoy.Easter Baskets!https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/b5687654-720d-4c18-8f16-01aeab5f192d

    Stoned Alchemy - Episode 23 - The Intruder

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 27, 2021 43:13


    Join Mike & Russ on a balmy December day for a rooftop discussion loosely centered around the independent film "Intruder" - a film that no one has seen, not even the filmmakers!This fun and lighthearted chat opens with Mike's enigmatic tale "Boris Spiderman", featuring Boris the spider and his grand Hollywood adventures.About halfway through the chat is Russ' endearing tale "Frankie Paulie" about two tough guys doing bad deeds - or are they?Please note that wind conditions and the aural soundscape of NYC occasionally dominate the audio - in other words,  things get a little frickin' noisy but the conversation is quite lively with tons of laughs. Enjoy!

    Stoned Alchemy - Episode 22 - A Stone in the Road

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 9, 2021 47:23


    Please join Mike & Russ on a rooftop discussion of their first film - an hour long super 8 Masterpiece called A STONE IN THE ROADWe also have two stories to highlight and accentuate the alien theme. Mike's spoof on Ancient Aliens and Russ's dive into a Spilane-esque pulp tale about a missing young alien girl.Enjoy!

    Stoned Alchemy - Episode 21 - The Forest Pilot P2

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 1, 2021 41:46


    Please join Mike & Russ on a rooftop discussion of their first motion picture screenplay "The Forest Pilot" where a grand journey began and lives changed forever. This discussion is part two of two from Mike's rooftop and features drinking, smoking, and light cussin'. We also chat about the ups and downs of film production, the ins and outs of location scouting, casting in all directions, and the pursuit of big dreams through Magic Visions.But first we have Mike's improv tale of Kilroy Ganski trapped in a custom satellite with a copy of the worst or best screenplay ever written: THE FOREST PILOT. Special note: Extensive work was performed to maintain all the noise and distractions associated with rooftop audio recording in the big city.

    Stoned Alchemy - Episode 20 - The Forest Pilot P1

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 19, 2021 39:51


    Please join Mike & Russ on a rooftop discussion of their first motion picture screenplay "The Forest Pilot" where a grand journey began and lives changed forever. This discussion is part one of two from Mike's rooftop and features drinking, smoking, and light cussin'. We also chat about the ups and downs of film production, the ins and outs of location scouting, casting in all directions, and the pursuit of big dreams through Magic Visions.But first we have the Russ' grand tale "Atmosphere", featuring the internationally renowned producer of film and stage Guiglio Seme Del Piede Garconi on a personal adventure of epic proportions.Special note: Extensive work was performed to maintain all the noise and distractions associated with rooftop audio recording in the big city.

    Stoned Alchemy - Episode 19 - Tale Of Three (and a half) Grandfathers

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 17, 2021 25:13


    Please join Mike and Russ on the rooftops of Manhattan for a lively discussion on filmmaking, producing, and helicopters. Lots of helicopters.  NYC is a noisy place - you have been warned.The chat journeys through the numerous actors slated to play the grandfather in the feature film "NO EXIT",  as well as a look into production issues, cat phones, union issues, and why you can still make a movie using SAG even if you have no money but are told something to the contrary. Professional encounters with Vincent Gardenia (Moonstruck), Al Molinaro (Happy Days, Odd Couple), Richard Hatch (Battlestar Galactica), Nicholas Sandow (Orange is the New Black), Jason "Jace" Alexander (Son of Jane Alexander, currently doing 10 years in prison for reals), and a cast of thousands are discussed in this lively episode of Stoned Alchemy recorded on Mike's pigeon infested roof.Here's a link to the topical feature film "NO EXIT": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S_WPA8Ej6SU&t=1sIMDB info: https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0167311/?ref_=fn_tt_tt_12Contact: stonedalchemy@yahoo.com

    Stoned Alchemy - Episode 18 - NO EXIT P2

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 2, 2021 19:02


    Russ and Mike continue discussing NO EXIT as well as explosions, visions of death and crappy weather and other near disasters  on location. We start with Mike's crazy but true story of the day our lead actor almost got shot .  View NO EXIT here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S_WPA8Ej6SU&t=1sIMDB info: https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0167311/?ref_=fn_tt_tt_12Contact: stonedalchemy@yahoo.com

    Stoned Alchemy - Episode 17 - NO EXIT P1

    Play Episode Listen Later May 18, 2021 22:59


    Join Mike and Russ on a journey through filmmaking, real and surreal. We open with Russ' tale "The Van" on a race through Times Square traffic (and the usual production issues associated with any independent feature film). The discussion centers around the nearly almost forgotten motion picture classic "No Exit" from  1996, starring Nicholas Sandow, Vincent Pastore, Arthur Nascarella, and rounds out with the joys of filmmaking over the years.View NO EXIT here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S_WPA8Ej6SU&t=1sIMDB info: https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0167311/?ref_=fn_tt_tt_12

    Stoned Alchemy - Episode 16 - Mars Part 2 - Mars Bar

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 15, 2021 30:44


    Its more Martian mayhem as Russ and Mike continue the chat about the mysteries of the Red Planet. Also we listen to Mike's MARS BAR a take of Martians chatting about the silly notion of life on Earth. 

    Stoned Alchemy - Episode 15 - Mars Part 1

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 10, 2021 35:12


    Please join Mike & Russ on a journey to Mars! In Part 1 we listen to Russ' dark tale "Irwin Allen's Last Day On Mars" and discuss Mars' past. We also probe NASA's exploration of Mars over the years, and explore a few conspiracies regarding imagery, water & life on the Red Planet.

    Stoned Alchemy - Episode 14 - Tribalism

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 30, 2021 65:40


    My team! Your team! We all scream for OUR TEAM! In this chat around the cauldron Mike and Russ discuss the quirk of human nature - Tribalism and all its warts and wonders.

    Stoned Alchemy - Episode 13 - It's Frickin Christmas!

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 20, 2020 50:04


    Please join Mike & Russ on an adventure through Christmas over the years as seen through deranged, demented, and possibly teary eyes. Family, gifts, customs, and holiday specials are discussed, along with a double feature:Russ shares his lovingly bittersweet tale "Christmas On Minetta '75" based on his Christmas childhood memories in Greenwich Village.and Mike shares his somewhat infested tale "Cockroach Christmas Symphony" which will ask you to look upon your neighbors- even the pesty ones- with new eyes during this Holiday season. We hope you enjoy, and wish you the very best for 2021!R&M

    Stoned Alchemy - Episode 12 - "God at the End of the Universe" and GOD Part 2

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 7, 2020 23:15


    After Mike's tale of a retiring Intergalactic Parcel Post delivery to God - Mike and Russ conclude the discussion about God, gods and the implications therein!Sit back and ponder around the cauldron and let the mind open wide and say AHHHOOOHMMMM!

    Stoned Alchemy - Episode 11 - "Poker Face Toast" and GOD Part 1

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 5, 2020 61:01


    Join Mike & Russ on an epic discussion about God, god, and gods. Grab a cup of coffee or light one up for this intense look at a massively huge topic so incredibly big that it has altered history itself and requires a part 2 just to complete a thought.But first, Russ shares his otherworldly tale "Poker Face Toast" featuring some big names you just may know or heard of.Please enjoy!

    Stoned Alchemy - Episode 10 - Halloween Double Feature

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 25, 2020 48:00


    Join us for a special Halloween Double Feature with two kooky spooky tales: Russ offers "Undead Cheese" and Mike takes us into the studio with "Jeckle's Hide".Our chat is a fun and nostalgic look at what Halloween meant to us as kids as well as the horror films, costumes and treats we loved. PLUS:CHILLER: 3 DAYS OF PEACE, LOVE and GORE! (20th Anniversary celebration!)Watch it for FREE at:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B3igC0TIDT4&feature=youtu.be/#t=0s(sign in required due to content)This documentary is from the distant year 2000 - filmed in a pre-9/11 world at the Chiller Convention in New Jersey where celebrities, fans, and artists share their insights to this bloody good genre.

    Stoned Alchemy - Episode 9 - Danny's Delusions and Characters II

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 25, 2020 28:03


    Stoned Alchemy - Episode 8 - Characters and Sushi To Go

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 21, 2020 34:42


    Mike and Russ are back from a brief hiatus with a fun chat about interesting characters encountered over the years. Russ shares his tale "Sushi To Go", featuring Guiglio Garconi and his linguistic challenges with the Land of the Rising Sun.

    Stoned Alchemy - Episode 7 - Part 3 of UFOs and Union Rules

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 8, 2020 43:25


    Mike and Russ continue the chat about UFOs and the many off the beaten path origins of these ET visitors. Mike tells his wacky Union Rules tale wherein he and Russ interview a UFO pilot.

    Stoned Alchemy - Episode 6 - Part 2 of UFOs and another encounter...

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 29, 2020 28:55


    Join Mike & Russ on a special multi-episode discussion of UFOs. In Episode 6 we continue with a Westchester County siting and lots of secret goodies that no one should be talking about and knows nothing about and never saw anything anywhere with anyone even though it's probably just swamp gas.

    Stoned Alchemy - Episode 5 - Part 1 of UFOs and "Adirondacks"

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 18, 2020 28:30


    Join us on a multi episode adventure as Mike & Russ discuss UFOs & Aliens, and Russ shares his UFO tale "Adirondacks".

    Stoned Alchemy - Episode 4 - Playtime and Waterbed

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 7, 2020 25:29


    Mike & Russ discuss the adventures of childhood playtime on the streets of NYC amidst the doggy doo and broken glass, and Russ shares his "Waterbed".

    Stoned Alchemy - Episode 3 - Vinny's Planet and Old School "Firecracker" Days!

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 1, 2020 40:16


    In this July Fourth Special we start off around the cauldron this week with a visit to Mike's tale of "Vinny's Planet" and then Russ and Mike shoot the works - chatting about old school fireworks & childhood mischief as they fire a few rounds at helicopter parents.

    Stoned Alchemy - Episode 2 - More Back Pain and The Club

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 21, 2020 29:53


    In this second episode of Stoned Alchemy: Mike & Russ chat more about back spasms, Hollywood nights, and we enter Mike's introspective gin joint "The Club".

    Stoned Alchemy - Episode 1 - Back Pain and Buttercream

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 15, 2020 37:22


    In their debut episode Mike and Russ chat about back spasms, Hollywood dreams, and we hear Russ's surreal tale "Buttercream".

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