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Episode Summary Monday's show is a grimy little buffet of hooker drama, inflatable-fetish weirdos, retro computer sun-bleaching, midget balloon perverts, and a foot-modeling creep who allegedly turned Manhattan hotel rooms into audition-from-hell traps. Basically, everybody made terrible choices except maybe the dog who came home on her own. Episode Highlights Ongoing Freaks and Weekend Damage […] The post Going To War With A Traveling Prostitute first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

Episode Summary Friday's show is a beautiful Pride Month trash fire featuring Grindr revenge through windshield destruction, a new 90 Day Fiancé swamp-ogre romance, a woman who learns the hard way that spitting on cops has consequences, an app that ranks your most stressful co-workers, and a wannabe John Wick threatening murder over his impounded […] The post The Filipino Dick-Washing Olympics – NEW SHOW! first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

Episode Summary This sponsored best-of from 2016 is a beautiful disaster built around Tim's poop-fueled nightmare game show, a revolting BBC smegma sissy story, Frankie McDonald's suspicious earthquake wizardry, a pastor blaming porn for a miscarriage, and a Florida gay ramen-noodle domestic battery. Vintage DV, in other words. Episode Highlights Dream Logic and Shard-Based Entertainment […] The post The Shart Game Show of My Dreams first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

Episode Summary Wednesday's show is stuffed with Knicks-fan race diplomacy gone sour, a fascinatingly unwell ex-phone-sex philosopher, planet-India manicure logic, a drunken Jewish street meltdown, Brad Pitt's penis-cream trademark drama, and scientists bravely counting everyone's farts so the rest of us don't have to. Episode Highlights Opening Chaos Phone Sex Theology and Pegging Economics Public […] The post How The Holy Spirit Ruined A Perfect Strap-On Pegging Empire first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

Episode Summary Monday kicks off with Pride Month preacher hysteria, a fresh batch of internet swamp creatures, and three gloriously stupid news stories involving stolen adult diapers, mummy sourdough, and magic mushrooms for Alzheimer's. Basically, civilization is hanging by a skid-marked thread. Episode Highlights Angela Cummings returns to celebrate Pride Month the only way she […] The post A Lesson In Ejaculating Into Fat Flabs first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

Episode Summary Friday's show is a proper freak buffet: Christmas rape audio, Katie Souza exposing George Costanza as a witch-mermaid operative, Indian airport fury, pedal-pumping car fetish weirdness, VRChat wedding sabotage, an old lady Liam Neeson scam beatdown, and a man turning cartoon characters into fleshlights for art. Somehow it all feels alarmingly on-brand. Episode […] The post Horny for Exhaust Pipes and Brake Pedals first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

Prefer to listen? Play the latest episode below. Episode Summary Wednesday's show kicks off with trans-on-trans warfare on Piers Morgan, detours through Down syndrome meditation and snore-job fetish research, then lands in the usual cesspool of busted Santas, casino hypocrisy, fake nurses, and a woman who thought a leaf blower was a bazooka. In other […] The post What Is Sleep-Cocking and How It May Improve Your Apnea ? first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

Episode Summary Monday's show is a real mixed bag of brain damage: a rogue helicopter patriot screaming about national security, Tim's mom getting a birthday serenade through a garbage phone connection, boundary-coach nonsense, grocery-cart warfare, bird-soul rebirth, bent-phone scam artists, and two fresh Florida updates featuring a fish backpack and stolen breast-milk Stanley ambitions. Opening […] The post Monkey Jerkoff Trauma and the Fish Backpack Felon first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

Episode Summary Friday's show is a real romantic buffet of human failure: anniversary pegging audio, a Thailand hookup meltdown, backyard gunpowder s'mores, illiterate adults short-circuiting on index cards, and Tim developing a fresh new celebrity grudge against Wil Wheaton. Sweet, stupid, and lightly singed. Episode Highlights Love, Pegging, and Anniversary Filth America Can't Read Public […] The post Gunpowder S'mores and Anniversary Pegging first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

Episode Summary Today's show is a lovely little buffet of public meltdowns, fake radio hell, McDonald's breakfast propaganda, a therapist who immediately forgets therapy, an airplane aisle bulldozer, barn-ready Mead nonsense, and a Florida crack theme that really ties the room together. Opening Chaos A full-on McDonald's breakfast sandwich ad assault opens the show, complete […] The post Licensed Crack Dealer At Your Service first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

Episode Summary Memorial Day on DV means patriotic confusion, old-person oversharing, racist seafood-service disasters, naked Florida menace behavior, and a fresh batch of dirtbag streamer filth. Tim also spends a shocking amount of time trying to fix the American calendar, which honestly might be the most reasonable thing in the whole episode. Opening Chaos Ongoing […] The post Grandpa Dry Humped the Ring Doorbell first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

Prefer to listen? Play the latest episode below. Episode Summary Monday's show opens with a full guided tour through Pizza Boy 3, a 1994 gay-porn crime thriller so stupid it may have actually killed its own franchise, then swerves into neighborhood camera warfare, racial baby-policing, Pokemon handgun negligence, dead-fat penis injections, and a few lovingly […] The post Dead People Fat in Your Penis Shaft first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

Episode Summary Friday's show is a greasy little sampler platter of therapeutic nonsense, human pet-play home improvement, drunk-driver denial, a substitute teacher going fully unglued, and technology that now tracks your ass gas like it's your heart rate. The future is stupid and smells bad. Opening Chaos A fake Discount Drug Mart ad kicks things […] The post Smart Underwear for Your Demonic Ass Gas first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

Episode Summary Wednesday's show serves up a belated birthday apology, grandma foot-crush porn, a trashy basketball-parking war, a reality makeover ambush for a 41-year-old woman in pigtails, a man hauling a car with his penis while on fire, and a Florida pool-party masturbator. Just a normal midweek spiral. Opening Chaos Episode Highlights Ongoing Freaks and […] The post Grandma's Stinky Feet Are Waiting For You first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

Prefer to listen? Play the latest episode below. Episode Summary Monday's show is a rich stew of birthday flatulence, Christian wizard warfare, Starbucks demonology, an enraged Walmart patriot, diamond-smuggling digestive drama, and a European contest devoted entirely to screaming like a seagull. In other words, a very normal start to the week. Opening Chaos Dragon […] The post A Warlock Traveled Through The Earth For Christian Ass – NEW SHOW! first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

Prefer to listen? Play the latest episode below. Episode Summary A last-minute Monday best-of turns into a beautiful disaster: Lord Douche's mug crisis finally ends, the world nearly gets flattened by space junk, the sex party line coughs up fresh lunatics, and Tim revisits one of the filthiest, weirdest freak-show episodes from 2013. ☕ Mug […] The post Sex Party Line Schizophrenia first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

Episode Summary Friday's show is a beautiful mess of zombie sponsorship theater, Lord Douche treating a water outage like the collapse of civilization, aggressively heterosexual gay porn, subway lunatics, and a Florida man trying to make calls on his shoe. Just a normal week-ending bouquet of rot. Opening Chaos Ongoing Freaks / Updates Episode Highlights […] The post Turn Those Hemorrhoids Into Hemorrhoidade first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

Episode Summary Wednesday's show ricochets from Stacey Kennison's latest mafia-witch-prostitution paranoia to instant-karma brat pain, black preachers demanding more testicles and fewer tits, a masturbating Secret Service agent, and one extremely drunk woman trying to murder a dirt-bike kid with her car. Real wholesome midweek material. Episode Highlights Opening Chaos ⚡ Instant Karma Theater ⛪ […] The post You Can't Build A Society With Tits first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

Episode Summary Monday's show lurches from a public suicide scene turned into spectator sport, to bargain-bin blackface rap disasters, to deranged VR fake-family hostage drama, to a Subway customer screaming through a sandwich order like the world's angriest condiment director. Just a beautiful start to the week. Episode Highlights Opening Chaos Public Freakouts and Human […] The post A Big-Titted Dragon Mom Demands Her Kids Back first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

Prefer to listen? Play the latest episode below. Episode Summary Friday's show is a big greasy pile of escort gonorrhea, immobile fat-fetish filth, Steven Dawson insisting he has not died, Taco Bell soda warfare, and Scientology speedrunners treating church properties like live-action video games. Basically, a classy way to end the week. Episode Highlights Opening […] The post Dragging Your Great Value Gut Across The Floor first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

Prefer to listen? Play the latest episode below. Episode Summary Wednesday's show is packed with furious service-industry meltdowns, PS5 destruction as child discipline, robot discrimination at the crosswalk, bee-based revenge, a dead sister's skull-as-paperwork plan, and a fresh round of Mead Skelton employment failure. A classy little buffet. Episode Highlights Opening Chaos Listener Confusion and […] The post Crazy Bee Lady Sends Her Buzzing Minions To Take Down The Police first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

Prefer to listen? Play the latest episode below. Episode Summary Monday's show is a beautiful garbage fire of AI romance, vaginal odor scholarship, panic-wine thievery, and one Louisiana buffet possibly trying to turn roadside venison into dinner service. In other words, business as usual. Episode Highlights AI Love, But Make It Abusive The Top Five […] The post The Five Vaginal Smells You Need To Avoid first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

Prefer to listen? Play the latest episode below. Episode Summary A short weekend show, but still packed with premium nonsense: a woman declaring war over a dog taking a piss, a wheelchair scammer pulling in serious cash by cosplaying as helpless, and an Ohio drunk driver insisting booze actually makes her safer behind the wheel. […] The post Suck My Dick While Your Dog Pees first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

Episode Summary Friday's show is a nice greasy little sampler platter of schizo Sandra Bullock paranoia, Lord Douche mug drama, Mead being painfully based, tranny weight-gain fever, lasagna hate music, creepy toe commentary, racist florist filth, stale Subway bread violence, and an Italian statue penis that just wanted to be left alone. Episode Highlights Opening […] The post Aggressively Yanking On a 16th Century Penis first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

Episode Summary A short Wednesday show, but still somehow stuffed with horse noises, public sex audio, anal poop hacks, Pastor Manning filth, a New Zealand birthday-party sex-toy trial, and a woman at the dog park screaming like she was raised in a cinder block. Episode Highlights Meade Corner Public Meltdown, Private Thrusting Trashy People, Trashier […] The post Cow Noise Constipation Cure: Moo Yourself To Better Shits first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

Prefer to listen? Play the latest episode below. Episode Summary Monday's show is a beautiful trainwreck of wedding-day sponsorships, Jesse Lee Peterson requests, Pastor Manning spiraling about Trump and Harlem, Katie Souza stabbing astral warlocks with a light knife, and one very intoxicated Wendy's customer who never did get her precious biggie bag. Episode Highlights […] The post Teacher of the Year Is Also A Slutty Bratty BDSM Leather Bottom first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

Prefer to listen? Play the latest episode below. Episode Summary Friday's show kicks off with social media hysteria over a supposed 62 million-man rape academy, spirals into audio porn for tiny-penised sons, detours through a VR lesbian simulator, and somehow lands in Texas with a prostitution ring allegedly built for horny cops. Just a nice, […] The post A Virtual Lesbian Simulator and 62 Million Sex Pests first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

Episode Summary Wednesday's show is a real grab bag of modern brain damage: autism as a gender identity, twin asexuals doing synchronized TikTok therapy, meowing airline pilots, a cop clinging to a moving flatbed like the world's worst amusement park ride, and a pair of extra-rotten Distorted News stories to keep things nice and unholy. […] The post Asexual Twins and Their Cunnilingus Crazed Father first appeared on Distorted View Daily.