Hot Mistakes

Slightly delayed takes on Sister Wives, 90 Day Fiance, and literal hot tea. Rachel went all the way to Vegas and didn't run into Debbie or Colt but she did take a sketchy 20 minute stroll. We discuss new strategies for retirement in the doomsday age. Go birds!Please support out patreon hereSupport the showhttp://www.patreon.com/hotmistakes

Ashley and Rachel talk about what happens right before a nuclear explosion, the royal death, bad Tik Tok challenges, and the imortance of a good chairSupport the patreon!Support the show

Ashley and Rachel podcast live with eachother over vodkas and discuss student loan forgiveness, arguing on FB about student loan forgiveness, and more. Rachel is afraid of riding trains over bridges. Ashley doesn't owe anyone anything. We discuss when is it ok to ghost in 2022? Is it ever okay?Support the damn patreon for a damn dollar (please)Support the show

Ashley and Rachel discuss the Trump raid,  skin care to prevent sun related deformities, and more!Support our damn patreonSupport the show

Ashley and Rachel reconvene after a couple weeks off due to pandemic related garbage. We discuss celeb lite-cancellations, faking accents, and the phenomenon of cryptomnesia which makes people accidentally steal songs and jokes.Subscribe to our patreon for bonus content!Support the show

Ashley and Rachel discuss the previous week of events on the eve of July 4th (posted late) and the state of having a uterus in America. Rachel is hyperfocusing on the Marilyn Manson defamation trial and Ashley is knocking hot dogs out of people's hands. Please rate and subscribe!Show support and get extra episdoes for only a damn dollar: Patreon link!Support the show

Ashley and Rachel caught up earlier in the week to discuss budget hacks, potential scams and Joe Biden apparently falling off a bike. Delayed posting due to national events so please enjoy this tone of not knowing what was going to happen in a couple days.Also, patreon is up! Please support and get additional episodes! Get it hereSupport the show

Ashley and Rachel discuss current binge watching and get excited for our Jurassic Park outing (the movie, not that park...but wouldn't that be cool?). Rachel hopes Chris Pratt gets eaten by the dinosaur he raised. Ashley is too busy for Jury Duty.Like, comment, subscribe!

Ashley and Rachel discuss the swing back (swingback? backswing?) of #metoo, how all of the 90's men are falling, internet dating, what spores are, and Ashley's brush with a neverending cold. We're starting a patreon to motivate us to be more consistent- you have the power! More coming soon...

Ashley and Rachel figure out recycling, nuclear waste, and the entire healthcare system. Rachel remembers a weird moment with the GYN. Ashley advocates for her favorite snack. Please like, comment, subscribe!

Rachel gives a terrible summary of the Depp/Heard trial thus far. Ashley explains how to buy Twitter. We say something mean about Trump and the Zoom meeting shuts down. Rachel bets on a horse for the first time.

Ashley finally gets to use an industrial vacuum. Rachel discusses the downfall of her mobile game fake city, and also processes loss. We try to figure out when Johnny Depp turned spooky. Ashley is truamatized from the Nightmare Before Christmas.

Ashley and Rachel return after their longest hiatus to catch up self care vs basic health management, go on a 90 Day tagent, and recruit members for most recent mobile games. Rachel is taking suggestions for reward mobile games for Sadboi Dan.

Ashley and Rachel reconvene to discuss the power of memes, BIG spoilers, and the looming danger underlying conservative sh*tpostings.  Also Rachel says a huge THANK YOU for coming to my album recording 12/5, stay tuned for that sweet sweet release date

Ashley and Rachel discuss booster side effects, QAnon conspiracies and not doing yoga when you have diarrhea. We come up with a song for a musical about QAnon then quickly lose interest. Keep washing your hands!Like, subscribe and share!Come to Rachel's Album recording! Link here

Ashley and Rachel turn the tables and dish out some hot tips for travel, life, and not being too cheugy. Or maybe being cheugy is actually better? Tune in and find out!Also, Rachel is recording an album Dec 5th and you should be there! Click here for tickets!

Rachel and Ashley reconvene and discuss trying to have patience when everything is falling apart around you lol jk. Rachel finally gets her security deposit back. Ashley is being overly humble about being in the Candy Crush Championships. Share and like and subscribe!

Ashley and Rachel discuss the new Mu variant, climate change, swimming in the storm water, famous people we should know better, and the bleak state of mankind

Ashley and Rachel return with a new catch phrase! Rachel talks about her lag with social media and podcast commitments due to living in a house without a wall for 7 weeks.  Ashley gets input from the neighbors and possibly something living in the wall. We put the podcast support behind all mint chocolate chip ice cream, and not Bill Cosby. Tune in!

Ashley and Rachel are excited for vax status. Rachel describes how smoothies caused her to spiral. Ashley longs to rummage again. We discuss how fruit is too expensive, FEMA vaccine rollout in Philly and what not to do when you're waiting in a line for hours to get vaccinated

Ashley and Rachel welcome the new year and new prez and new national attack plan for corona and all things related. We reminisce on the year anniversary of our last couple months of naïve bliss and discuss the incredible staying power of cults.

Ashley and Rachel talk about SAD during the pandemic, and reminisce about flaking out on plans. Rachel needs suggestions on what to do with an abundance of carrots. Ashley things bad things wouldn't happen to kids in horror movies if they just would mind their own business.

Ashley and Rachel talk about celebrity cult culture, what you're even supposed to do on dating apps right now, and we may or may not go off the rails about 90 Day Fiance (Rachel's fault). Tune in and give us a rating and stuff. #VACCINE2021

Ashley and Rachel reconvene after the election and discuss the elation of going out to a bar outside for the first time in 8 months. Rachel almost joins Parler. The robots keep trying to steal Ashley's voice. Join us for more antics as we enter 2nd quar, fantasize about a COVID vaccine, and uncover the dark history of the "Lazy Susan"LIKE COMMENT SUBSCRIBE JERKS

Ashley and Rachel put all feelings on the table during our last shreds of hope before the election. If you can please donate to the family of Walter Wallace Jr. at the following link: https://www.gofundme.com/f/92wvm-funding-for-familyIf you didn't vote, vote. Hug your cat.

Ashley and Rachel talk about watching your heroes fall, witches, cultural appropriation, pandemic side hustles and periods! Is it safe you say you're a Dirty Dem? Remember to vote!

Ashley and Rachel regroup after a little hiatus to talk about the state of sleep, the state of the world, and we finally get in that review of CATS (better late than never!) We also review local news- apparently an alarming number of birds fell from he sky in Philadelphia, and other non-bird related things- tune in!

Ashley and Rachel discuss the state of public transportation in the time of COVID and speculate what kind of new diseases will greet us after we find the vaccine. We discover Spencer gifts still exists and they make masks. It's everything you've ever dreamed of and more!

Ashley and Rachel catch up on the month, and talk about going back into the world, and what it would be like to be a ghost depending on your personality. Rachel has no affiliation or love for Christopher Columbus. Ashley wants to throw different foods at the statue.Don't stop donating for social and racial justice! Black Lives Matter Donation PageTherapy For Black GirlsEmail government officials and council members to reallocate egregious police budgets towards education, social services, and dismantling racial injustice

Ashley and Rachel discuss mask etiquette (don't be a maskhole), what to expect on June 4th (we don't know), Rachel is working out terrible openers for when quarantine stops. Rachel catches Ashley up to where she is on 90 Day and more!

Rachel is doing Zoom comedy. Ashley predicted the pandemic to a man on the street in south philly 3 months ago. No one is happy. Rachel has questions about the construction her landlord wants to do on the entire front wall of the house during a pandemic. We discuss 90 day Fiance.

Ashley and Rachel catch up since their live stream. We speculate on what we would do if we were quarantined while obscenely wealthy. Ashley is excited that Rachel just started watching 90 Day Fiance. We do not like famous people who sing on Instagram.PLEASE LIKE AND SUBSCRIBE!

Ashley and Rachel discuss the one monthaversary of quarantine. Rachel hates vacuuming and wearing layers. Ashley still has actively not learned a new hobby. We discuss coronavirus "internet drama" and how people can manage to be petty about a deadly pandemic. Please send us booze and money.RATE AND SUBSCRIBE!

Ashley and Rachel have their first guest- Nick Kupsey! We talk about making decisions about distancing boundaries during quarantine, previous judgments on other people, judgments on our current selves, and more! Nick talks about the hard Gen X perspective on where are today. Ashley loves rules. Rachel wants to smell people jogging again.Check out Nick's book Lost In The Mail!Rate us on Apple Podcasts DAMMIT

Ashley and Rachel discuss the terrifying and fascinating components that hold together a south philadelphia row home, discovering possibly haunted or cursed items in your old ass kitchen during quarantine, and we go full circle with Jersey Shore. Rachel has become unfiltered and dreams of human contact in the outside world. Ashley is unhinged on Twitter. LIKE, RATE, SUBSCRIBE WHAT THE HELL

Ashley and Rachel do their first Skype from quarantine, and it honestly doesn't sound too shabby. Rachel is fighting meltdowns. Ashley does not want to learn a new skill. We discuss celebrities singing on the internet during a national crisis, and the new types of drama that will come from all the new social-distancing friendly media apps!.RATE US ON APPLE PODCASTS!Follow us on Twitter and Instagram!Have you been listening to our podcast and thought "Wow, if they can do this so can I!" well then you're right! Buzzsprout is really easy to use and has great resources for support, and gets your podcast on every major podcast platform. Following the link below let's Buzzsprout know we sent you, gets you a $20 Amazon gift card if you sign up for a paid plan, and helps support our show:https://www.buzzsprout.com/?referrer_id=133295

Ashley and Rachel review the conspiracy (or not) of the flat earther who was killed in a self-made rocket accident, confirm the underpants of the Mormons, and discuss who should get to go space. Ashley reveals a new kink in the times of Coronavirus. Rachel hates daylight savings time.RATE US ON APPLE PODCASTS!Follow us on Twitter and Instagram!Have you been listening to our podcast and thought "Wow, if they can do this so can I!" well then you're right! Buzzsprout is really easy to use and has great resources for support, and gets your podcast on every major podcast platform. Following the link below let's Buzzsprout know we sent you, gets you a $20 Amazon gift card if you sign up for a paid plan, and helps support our show:https://www.buzzsprout.com/?referrer_id=133295Follow us on Twitter and Instagram!**This post contains affiliate links, and I will be compensated if you make a purchase after clicking on my links.

Ashley and Rachel discuss their recent dreams (literally), possible self-quarantines and more. The podcast gets interrupted by a really persistent south philly canvasser and we all yell at him to get off our lawn. Ashley hates rides, and most things related to amusement and theme parks. We confirm the missing sister on Family Matters. RATE US ON APPLE PODCASTS!Follow us on Twitter and Instagram!Have you been listening to our podcast and thought "Wow, if they can do this so can I!" well then you're right! Buzzsprout is really easy to use and has great resources for support, and gets your podcast on every major podcast platform. Following the link below let's Buzzsprout know we sent you, gets you a $20 Amazon gift card if you sign up for a paid plan, and helps support our show:https://www.buzzsprout.com/?referrer_id=133295Follow us on Twitter and Instagram!**This post contains affiliate links, and I will be compensated if you make a purchase after clicking on my links.

Ashley and Rachel talk about bras, pants, setting fires, and Heaven's Gate. How would you dodge a suicide cult bullet? We can only speculate. Rachel gets paranoid she should edit out a part about an old CD mix but we end up leaving the entire thing in. RATE US ON APPLE PODCASTS!Follow us on Twitter and Instagram!Have you been listening to our podcast and thought "Wow, if they can do this so can I!" well then you're right! Buzzsprout is really easy to use and has great resources for support, and gets your podcast on every major podcast platform. Following the link below let's Buzzsprout know we sent you, gets you a $20 Amazon gift card if you sign up for a paid plan, and helps support our show:https://www.buzzsprout.com/?referrer_id=133295**This post contains affiliate links, and I will be compensated if you make a purchase after clicking on my links.

Rachel has an unexpected follow up to her vagina monologues- plot twist! Ashley wants to interview The Unit from Jersey Shore. Rachel does not. We discuss etiquette for watching porn in public, and we learn a new word! Don't be a perve in the swerve.Follow us on Twitter and Instagram!Have you been listening to our podcast and thought "Wow, if they can do this so can I!" well then you're right! Buzzsprout is really easy to use and has great resources for support, and gets your podcast on every major podcast platform. Following the link below let's Buzzsprout know we sent you, gets you a $20 Amazon gift card if you sign up for a paid plan, and helps support our show:https://www.buzzsprout.com/?referrer_id=133295**This post contains affiliate links, and I will be compensated if you make a purchase after clicking on my links.

Ashley and Rachel lament about the struggles of winter, germs, and the recent threat of Coronavirus. Rachel has vagina updates.We are falling apart (not our vaginas). Also, we're going to Denver at the end of March! Not to record the podcast, but we might anyway. We're mostly just excited to be traveling together for the first time in 3 years. Expect live updates.Prepare in advance and follow Ashley @smashlerrr on Twitter and @smashlerr on IGand Rachel @rachelfogletto on both IG and Twitter!

No new takes, just a conversation we both needed to have about messiness and allowing humans to evolve. We agree no one is allowed to have the internet anymore. Ashley calls for the boycott of the NFL.

Reality TV show heavy episode, but worth it! Ashley reviews The Circle and then we deep dive into reality TV in general, Jersey Shore drama, and create a whole new show idea. Rachel discusses how she's too soft for reality TV and would have an entire meltdown. Ashley is looking for suggestions.Follow @hot_mistakes on Twitter and @hotmistakes on IG!Rate, comment, subscribe!

Ashley and Rachel catch up after being separated for two weeks, catch up on Citizen App, remember the cold medicine they took as children and how it was never measured, and how not to be an asshole when you're flying. Share our podcast with your friends!Like, rate and subscribe!

Ashley and Rachel discuss whatever we think you're supposed to do when you get older, the swiss cheese bandit of philadelphia, dick pics and more! If you send us dick pics we will forward them to your relatives, even if they are dead. Rachel talks about the importance of PH balance in your vagina. Ashley uncovers a problematic iphone glitch.Follow us on IG @hotmistakes and Twitter @hot_mistakesSubscribe and rate our podcast! Thank youuuuuuuuu

Ashley and Rachel discuss Ashley's birthday and end of the year festivities, blacking out, and the educational programs for not driving drunk in the late 90's/early 2000's were slideshows of mangled bodies from car accidents. Rachel gets way too enthusiastic about Red Asphalt, the anti-drunk driving movie she had to watch in Driver's Ed. Ashley vows never to go out again in 2020.We're recording a double episode because Rachel in in LA this week! Say hi to her! Do not send a dick pic!Please like and subscribe!

Ashley and Rachel are both exhausted and hungover from either booze or social outings, and discuss gearing up for another week of being out even though we don't feel like it. We do not want kids. We also don't hate them. We complain a lot but ultimately are excited for the new year and Ashley's birthday! Ashley reminisces about when she peaked at 24. Special episode drop at Midnight- we're dropping with the ball! Get off our lawn!

Ashley and Rachel review CATS even though they haven't seen it yet. We talk about Grease, how musicals are surrealism, don't waste your vote in 2020, the machines want you to be apathetic, and more! If you stick around long enough you can hear us discuss our conspiracy theories about how Rachel caused a glitch in the matrix in 2012 when the world was supposed to end after she got blackout drunk and bombed at Raven. Follow Ashley's 2020 Presidential campaign.RATE AND SUBSCRIBE TO US ON APPLE PODCASTS. LIKE US ON FB! TELL YOUR FRIENDS! Merry Holidays.

On our their episode, Rachel and Ashley talk about untimely death, travel, South Jersey accents, and how not to pronounce 'tt'. Also Ashley explores her apparent deep trauma involving E.T. We also leave in an entire part we swore we would edit out (spoiler alert- we did not do that.) Also, Listeners, who would you leave your Facebook to in the afterlife? Friend, foe, family? Discuss! Like, comment, subscribe,and follow us on Instagram, Twitter, Facebook. Also, please rate us on Itunes.

We made a new intro!Ashley and Rachel discuss the evolution of socializing before during and after the social media takeover, and try to describe the excitement of the phone book. Rachel deep dives into her long history of bad flirtation techniques pretty much unchanged since childhood. Ashley discusses Hygge, the Danish art of coziness. We review the Peloton commercial and all of feminism. Follow @rachelfogletto and @smashlerrr on Twitter and Instagram!

Ashley and Rachel layout the point of the podcast and only go off the rails a little. We cover upcoming meltdowns, age expectations and talk about a couple bad dates. Rachel still isn't completely sure how to hit someone in the dick (consensually). Ashley reinforces her passion for the value of being in bed by 11.Tune in and subscribe and shit!