Marvel Shawarma

Well, this is it, folks. The shawarma has been thoroughly cooked. Very thoroughly. In this episode of Marvel Shawarma, Matt and Leanor talk about how to spell "shawarma", the Hulks of the world, and Marvel Depends Adult Diapers(tm). For our roleplay, Iron Man (and a few friends!) interview Marvel Shawarma about why they exist. Marvel Shawarma has no answers. Then we say goodbye to all our listeners, all 19 of them. Thank you, and see you literally never because we do not know who you are. Thanks for listening! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/marvel-shawarma/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/marvel-shawarma/support

ANSWER. THE. Q. AND. A. OR. WE. WILL. FIND. YOU. In this episode, Matt and Leanor discuss Wolverine and his gray hair, eight-year-old brainwashees, and Nutrisse Barbarian. Then, we move onto our roleplay and Leanor yells at Matt about garbanzo beans, hula dancing, and psychology. The end. NOW SCROLL DOWN TWO CENTIMETERS AND ANSWER THE DING DANG DARN QUESTION. PLEASE. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/marvel-shawarma/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/marvel-shawarma/support

The episode where Matt and Leanor mostly just act like five-year-olds. For our Marvel Media Corner, we talk about episode 5 of What If...? and the Mandarin short called All Hail the King. Then our roleplay crashes onto the stage like an elephant with a ten-ton weight strapped to its back. Spider-Man rants about the latest in eco-friendly energy and grenades while contending for the Dr. Alan Sniffle Prize Grant.  --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/marvel-shawarma/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/marvel-shawarma/support

Matt and Leanor (aka Rocking-Chair) return in the latest and greatest episode of...MARVEL SHAWARMA *buh buh buhhhhhhh*. This episode is mainly centered around Carnage and Venom, because of Let There Be Carnage's release, which neither Matt nor Leanor have seen. Carnage is the subject of our MMC, which is rad as ever, and the roleplay focuses on Venom, Hobajoe, and Venom Nugget. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/marvel-shawarma/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/marvel-shawarma/support

A weirdly short episode. Are we *gasp* getting increasingly boring? Listen and judge for yourself as Matt and Leanor discuss our comedy cult, the previously unheard of Cyclops cameo in My Hero Academia, and Namor the Sub-Mariner's engaging life. For our roleplay, Vision talks to several reporters, including Tiffany Bedsheet and Rollo McCrollo, about sucking the souls of porcelains and eating tapas. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/marvel-shawarma/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/marvel-shawarma/support

Okay, listen. Our title is beautiful. Shush. For our Marvel Media Corner today, Matter and Leaner talk about Captain America: All Die Young Part Two, and Matt and Stunknugg are outraged over how the first All Die Young does not have Part One attached to its title. Our roleplay contains Sam Wilson and his grandma, and maybe Jesus too. And maybe Hello Kitty. And maybe an emotional security lizard named Jeffrey. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/marvel-shawarma/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/marvel-shawarma/support

We're back and better than ever with a brand-new episode. In the positively riveting Marvel Media Corner segment, Matt and Leanor talk about such things as Spanish, Spanish, Spanish, and how to say "I need help cooking my cat," in Spanish for the majority of the time. Forget Deadpool. Let's talk in Spanish. Then - OUR ROLEPLAY SEGMENT *superhero pose*. Scarlet Witch reveals that she lives in a McDonald's with her children, Randy, Latisha, and Fry Cook - or FC for short. Also...an obsession with pickles- I mean, apples? Also, hello to my band teacher. If you see this, I'm sorry for all the harm I may have caused you in the course of listening to this podcast. I hope you still let me play drums. Because I really like drums. Like, a lot. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/marvel-shawarma/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/marvel-shawarma/support

This may be a short-ish episode, but it's definitely full of...stuff. For our Marvel Media Corner, Matt and Leanor talk about Black Widow despite the fact that they never research anything and know virtually nothing about Black Widow. We end up with seven chimpanzees, a singing lion, and six champies. Then, Loki has his college admissions interviews with Champie College, Flugelball University, and Egomaniac University. He also meets...his long-lost father, Homeless Joe? --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/marvel-shawarma/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/marvel-shawarma/support

Join Meef Morganborger and Leef Blargensnort for another engaging episode of Marvel Shawarma. Season eight proceeds with Marvel Media Corner's Doctor Strange segment - a fascinating insight into basically everything except Doctor Strange. Then, our roleplay. Agent Mobius is interviewed by Jim Jimmerson from the Sport Ball News Network and many other reporters, all hoping to get a unique glimpse of Mobius' insight on nose-picking, competitive pepper spraying, and volleyball. Now go buy some Mobiusips. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/marvel-shawarma/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/marvel-shawarma/support

Season 8 begins with about twenty billion yawns from Leanor. Seriously, Leanor. Get your yawns under control. New update for season eight (hey that rhymes!) - Marvel Media Corner replaces our first segment so we can talk about Ant-Mans (Ants-Men?) and all their Manty glory. Then - our new roleplay. Captain Carter, the second-newest superhero on the MCU scene, decides she needs a job and applies both at a ubiquitous ice cream place and a very interesting landscaping service located in the TVA. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/marvel-shawarma/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/marvel-shawarma/support

For this epic finale, Leanor and Matt discuss the latest and greatest in Marvel media - What If...? episode 1, featuring none other than the superspy-turned-supersoldier Captain Carter (Plus her new brand of tea, Captean Cartea). Then, our Pointless Powers and Tech discusses the rarest ability of all - ability to make a podcast, starring Wifiron Man (*long sigh*). To finish off our 70th episode, Rocket and Groot go visit Professor X in disguise to drink Coke, marinate roots, and talk coconut shrimp. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/marvel-shawarma/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/marvel-shawarma/support

Episode 69. One away from 70. The clock ticks closer and closer. For our Marvel Media Corner, Leanor and Matt talk about Daredevil, the rad lawyer/crimefighter and his partner-in-not-crime, Foggy Nelson. Some speculation on the origins of Foggy's name included. For our Pointless Powers and Tech, Leanor and Matt talk about the mutation that resulted in the creation of Bearderina, the hobo beard fairy, who lives in a dill pickle barrel and works as a sweat-wiper for a volleyball team. It was...quite a mutation. Last but not least, our roleplay sets forth exactly what would happen if Star-Lord visited a school and learned about intergalactic relations, intergalactic thievery, and intergalactic geometry along with such pupils as Scoscher the (peanut butter) Couch --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/marvel-shawarma/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/marvel-shawarma/support

Marvel Shawarma Vol. 7, Track 8. Commence playback. Marvel Media Corner subject - Moon Knight. Discussion includes various personalities, watermelon seeds, and taxi driver hats. Pointless Powers & Tech subject - Envelope Summoner. Subject is Speeder Sparker, who is bitten by radioactive envelope while working at Weekly Trumpet. Can summon envelopes and does so frequently at poetry readings. Roleplay subject - Marvel Girl Works as a Plumber. Attempts to free hippopotamus, beats Chitauri warrior and fatberg Justin Bieber to death with a plunger. Terminate playback. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/marvel-shawarma/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/marvel-shawarma/support

NOTE: In this episode, Leanor is dumb and refers to "Avengers: Earth's Mightiest Heroes" as "Avengers Assemble". THEY'RE TWO VERY DIFFERENT TV SHOWS. GET IT RIGHT, LEANOR. Besides that mixup in our Marvel Media Corner, things go as smoothly as they ever go for the pair of shrill schnauzers with ADHD that Matt and Leanor are. Our Pointless Powers & Tech, Matt brings in another incantation - the Gum Rejuvenation Spell. It's better if you don't ask questions. Eventually - our roleplay. Beast waits 13 hours for his meal, realizes he's accidentally gone to a full contact restaurant, and gets Lougan Doogan confused with his buddy Logan. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/marvel-shawarma/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/marvel-shawarma/support

After an intro consisting of Matt screaming and then Matt and Leanor talking about Matt screaming, the last four episodes of Loki are introduced as the subject for this week's Marvel Media Corner. MMC this week is mostly Leanor being angry about Loki and Sylvie, so... For our Pointless Powers & Tech segment, the Marvel Shawarma bullpen talks about the mutant ability to smell salsa and identify the type of salsa within a five mile radius. Matt also has a slight aneurysm over the device "Nostro" (think Cerebro except nose-related), and destroys our recording studio. Nice going, Matt. Finally, our roleplay wraps things up, and Quicksilver talks with prison guards, a fellow prisoner, and a therapist about cowbells, metaphors, and Spam and fleas sandwiches. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/marvel-shawarma/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/marvel-shawarma/support

Whoa, we're halfway there, whoa, two random people sitting in chairs andrecordingtheirthoughtsandfeelingsintoamicrophonetoreleasethemintothewild. Music. Anyway. This episode, Leanor and Matt discuss the comic All-New X-Men: Yesterday's X-Men, and Matt points out the many flaws in time travel because he's a party pooper. For our first segment, the S.H.I.E.L.D. item Trench Toast is brought in, the handy way to eat breakfast while fighting bad guys. Lastly, our roleplay discusses Brad the Tear, cactus fires, and music(tm). And... a callback to episode 4 of season 2? Listen and find out! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/marvel-shawarma/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/marvel-shawarma/support

Episode 4, in the bag. Today Matt and Leanor discuss Iron Man: The Armor Trap during Marvel Media Corner, and then the Caramelizer (a high-tech rubber sword involving the contributions of three people, including Chef Peter Quail, Dr. Nerf Snerf, and Romschteen). Our roleplay focuses on Loki and his pawn shop adventures. He also stops by at the Singing Prawn Prawn Shop and witnesses a dancing prawn and eats a King Pepe Fruit Salad. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/marvel-shawarma/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/marvel-shawarma/support

And thus the churning pot of random randomity (definitely a word) that is Marvel Shawarma churns out another episode. Such fun. For our MMC (Marvel Media Corner), Matt and Leanor talk about Namor the Sub-Mariner and his daily villain/hero alternations. The Pointless Powers and Tech segment features the Photosynthesizer, a highly potent grow-accelerator and possible fire hazard, especially to Randy, or anyone who lives near Beef McAdams. Our roleplay segment involves none other than Red Skull and his talking tooth, his mystical Toothgrinder, and his dentist. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/marvel-shawarma/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/marvel-shawarma/support

Happy Fathers' Day! Despite completely forgetting to mention this holiday exists, Matt and Leanor have a wonderful time existing in your ears. We talk about Loki episode 2, the Latin word for volcano and its possible nonexistence, and what a grewgoat is. Rocket dissolves some socks with his Socket Launcher in our Pointless Powers & Tech segment - because socks are obviously evil and should be eliminated. We discuss our new sponsor - Schlubnagstars - the podcast statistics app that is 100% real, and then take Hulk to a hospital with his hamster Jimmy Pops the Second. They meet such people as Randy Bandy from the Allan Randall Chicken Mickey Laster Optical Center Hospital and Amanda Cranda, the receptionist. Period.  --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/marvel-shawarma/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/marvel-shawarma/support

Season 7 - the remix season - begins! BUMBUMBAAAAAH. We start by discussing the new Marvel show Loki, and end up not actually being able to remember the names of literally anything in that show. Then we segue into our new first segment - Pointless Powers & Tech - which starts off with the Righteous Rite of the Rubber Ducky (and the Yogurt Permutation). For our roleplay, we mix Spider-Man with the -Goes to the Doctor situation to get...(surprise surprise!) SPIDER-MAN GOES TO THE DOCTOR! What. A. Trip. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/marvel-shawarma/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/marvel-shawarma/support

Season number six, complete. You're welcome. This episode stars such celebrities as the Thwarters, Sexist Spitfire, Disco Smurf Man, and Weed (Wade Wilson X Victor Creed). Deadpool and Sabretooth are married by Alan Shingles of the New York Yankees in a sports bar, and chaos ensues. For our last segment, last DC/Marvel roleplay of the season, Joker and Loki write three books, including The Handbook of Evil Deeds, Hugging an Octopus, and Villainy 101. Also featured in today's epsiode: THE SLOSH BUCKET. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/marvel-shawarma/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/marvel-shawarma/support

EPISODE NINE. SEASON SIX. WILL MATT AND LEANOR MANAGE TO SURVIVE ANOTHER GRUELING THREE HOURS OF PODCASTING? LISTEN AND FIND OUT. In our adventure, we stumble over such topics such as the Guardians Team-Up book, Ned Ryerson, and a wonderful, wonderful T-shirt logo. For our ship, Aunt Hammer hobbles into existence and Aunt May is proposed to by Justin Hammer in such a way that she can't ever be un-proposed to again. The last segment is heavy on the falsettos, random stuff you never cared about, and hair consumption. TUNE IN FOR ANOTHER EPISODE NEXT WEEK. SAME SHAWARMA TIME, SAME SHAWARMA CHANNEL. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/marvel-shawarma/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/marvel-shawarma/support

Episode 8. An auspicious episode. Your countdown clock ticks down to the end of the season, and you desperately check it, begging it to speed up as you are forced to listen to us talk about random Marvel stuff including the first season of Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D., the scents of heed, and Scratman, a little known superhero. For our S(t)inking Ships segment, we introduce Doola, which is the Doop x Arnim Zola ship, and discuss Captain Rogers, cellphone stores, and digital Porsches as they relate to aforementioned characters. For our roleplay, Namor and Aquaman throughly botch their lifeguard job, although they do save some starving children and flourish their neoprene capes and green booty shorts. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/marvel-shawarma/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/marvel-shawarma/support

Another episode brought to fruition in the beautiful incubator that is Marvel Shawarma. This episode blooms in a burst of Falcon and the Winter Soldier (again, yes), vibranium toes, and lobotomies. For our Sinking Ships segment, OckShock (Doctor Octopus x Darcy Lewis) is created, and Leanor spends a few seconds vocalizing her disgust for Darcy through wordless sounds before Matt brings in steak shock in Shake Shack, and projectile vomiting - just like a Christmas tree! For segment two, Diana of Themyscira and Thor of Asgard have some important conversationsabout Rolando, Bubba, and Steve, lasso crassos, and soggy green beans. What else is there in life? --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/marvel-shawarma/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/marvel-shawarma/support

*cue Marvel theme music* Lots of exciting content this time around! Possibly our best episode ever? Listen and find out! Leanor and Matt talk about the entirety of Wandavision, Disney Plus and its volume problems, and Matt's habits around a microwave. For our ship, Ebonyphisto is introduced - a cross between Ebony Maw and Mephisto, aka Doctor Snabs. They meet in a doctor's office and later enjoy the ultimate party snack. For our roleplay, Bonky Barnes and Dick Grayson make some *inhales* POTAGE, snail tentacle soup, and other various delights, while also discussing Bucky's strange voice changes, Funky Cold Medina, and church choirs. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/marvel-shawarma/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/marvel-shawarma/support

Halfway through another season! This mid-point episode discusses some of the most important topics on this earth, such as The Falcon and the Winter Soldier, how Leanor feels about aforementioned show, and Scumbags R Us, the little known agent's office for actors that look like scumbags. The shipping segment talks about bros, Mimor (Miek x Namor), and the restorative power of jalapeño poppers. Finally, The Flash and Quicksilver go flying and chaos ensues - the Flash trying to flush himself down the toilet, both realizing they're actually Jesus, and Quicksilver having a strange obsession with everyone's favorite Hostess snacks, Ding Dongs and Ho Hos. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/marvel-shawarma/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/marvel-shawarma/support

In today's episode - the Fantastic Four movie! The old one from 2005! That no one really knows about! Much discussion is devoted to this semi-obscure movie that Leanor somehow loves, along with - Star Wars, lounge singers, and Willie Lumpkin and the Lumpkinettes (all three of those are synonyms). For our Worst Marvel Ship ever, Leanor and Matt are forced to contemplate Raccuser (pronounced Ruh-ccuser), a ship consisting of Rocket Raccoon and Ronan the Accuser, who meet for the second time in a trinket shop on Xandar. Finally, Captain America and Superman are forced to share a cell and end up discussing manners, Superman's grandma (the famous bodybuilder) Zelda Melda, and the Case of the Missing Sticky Buns. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/marvel-shawarma/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/marvel-shawarma/support

Today marks a special episode - the episode where Matt and Leanor finally talk about Wandavision! And the Mandalorian! And pretty much all the cool stuff we missed because we didn't have Disney Plus! That takes up far more time than it probably should, as our Marvel Media Corner. For our ship, Maledu (Malekith x Yondu) go to Malibu and bond over sunscreen and abduction. Finally, Deathstroke and Deadpool are revealed to be on some random sports team, and later the one and only Jingle Bells, where Santa is set on fire. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/marvel-shawarma/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/marvel-shawarma/support

An entire year of Marvel Shawarma, no breaks, no skips, no excuses. If you've been with us all this time, thank you. You need to see a psychiatrist. For this auspicious episode, our Marvel media takes the form of another fanfiction - Flickering Lights by GaHoolianGirl. For our Worst Marvel Ships, Taserface and Abomination become Taserbomb and have a wonderful time burping and cleaning their apartment - at the same time. Finally, our roleplay, where Green Arrow and Hawkeye experience a little unfriendly rivalry, centered around elephant-hide paperclips, milkshake-flavored tacos, and Randy, the universally despised coworker. Also...Clark Kent?! Listen to find out! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/marvel-shawarma/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/marvel-shawarma/support

Another season, another reason...to keep listening! We hope! This new season starts like no other, as we talk about the highly intelligent and labyrinthine book "Grow Up, Ant-Man!" followed by our new first segment - Worst Ships Ever. This segment brings to life the little-known ship Hojo - Howard the Duck and Mojo, who eat Lady and the Tramp Spaghetti(tm), sit inside a fighting arena, and break up after the first date. Finally, our new roleplay - DC and Marvel. Batman and Iron Man go to stately Wayne Manor and Stark's Malibu Mansion to ask for a cup of sugar, complain about a stolen Iron Man suit/utility belt, and argue about land rights. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/marvel-shawarma/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/marvel-shawarma/support

Our fiftieth episode! Seems like an occasion to celebrate by... doing nothing out of the ordinary! And look at that, that's exactly what we did! For our episode this week, the topics breached include scantily-clad 1940s superheroes, Stan Lee's early writing, and an unfortunate disease known only as Wolverinitis. For the roleplay, the Man Without Fear goes to a zoo and encounters Tasmanian devils, leper leopards, and doughnuts. Of course. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/marvel-shawarma/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/marvel-shawarma/support

This episode somehow managed to make it intact this time, and Leanor and Matt have engaging and enlightening conversations covering all kinds of topics, such as - whether Sharon Carter would be better as a statue or not, the Falcon and the Winter Soldier (which neither of us have seen but still love to talk about), and Ta-Nehisi Coates. For our Marvel Maladies, Bucky's Bunions enters the ring and proves to be far more fascinating than anyone could have ever expected. Finally, our roleplay. Frank goes to a spa/shotgun-polishing shop, Randy's Salon and Saloon, and some random spa, and meets such fascinating characters as Andre, Stilt-Man's little known cousin. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/marvel-shawarma/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/marvel-shawarma/support

This episode was, sadly, recorded twice. Due to an unfortunate accident (*coughcough* Leanor *coughcough*), the original was DELETED and now you have to sit through seven minutes of us sadly reminiscing about how great it was. But we still forge on and discuss such intriguing topics as Spider-Man and Deadpool, Pen & Teller, and Captain America and The Shawshank Redemption. For our Marvel Maladies, Rhodey Rash comes into play and is revealed to be quite a fascinating affliction. Finally, for our roleplay, Jessica Jones, private investigator extraordinaire, goes skydiving with her instructor, and also sometimes flying hamsters. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/marvel-shawarma/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/marvel-shawarma/support

Peanut Pie returns to the podcast yet again! For our intro, he talks with us about Marvel Unlimited, Armor Wars, and Vision. Then Matt and Leanor discuss Doctor Strange's Astral Plane Pains, a devastating condition that affects those of us on the astral plane. For our roleplay, Danny Rand meets Farmer Dan. Also a tour guide for the Mystical Plains of Volmir, and Andy Fist, who runs Fist Pharm. Peanut Pie signs off along with Marvel Shawarma at the end to conclude a very special episode. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/marvel-shawarma/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/marvel-shawarma/support

This week, Leanor introduces (via Marvel Media Corner), our first ever fanfiction! It was okay! But she's running out of Marvel things to talk about! Anyway! We also discuss Star-Lordosis (a serious mental illness), Bucket the Slappy Tuna Fish *insert slap sound effect*, and Locksferd University in Bingland. For our roleplay, our first Defender, Luke Cage, goes to the mall and attempts to get his ears pierced, then stops by the Blouse Barn (credit to Schitt's Creek) to tell a store clerk about his turtle farm/factory/store, Ex-shell-sior. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/marvel-shawarma/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/marvel-shawarma/support

For this episode, Leanor and Matt break out the big guns: talking about Flat Stanley, Bucky's nickname for Steve, and how weird Captain America is. This week's affliction is Scarlet Witch Itch, a serious disease that involves energy blasts and toaster love (look, just don't ask questions, seriously). Finally, we end up at a tanning salon with Yondu and Anita Tan, for some hilarious hijinks, including destruction of private property and arson. Fun times, am I right? --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/marvel-shawarma/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/marvel-shawarma/support

The credit for this week's roleplay goes to three special fans: Thomas, Clancy, and Ellen, all the way from Australia! Of course, to celebrate Australia, Matt apparently has to bring some Australian colloquialisms to the table and make Leanor guess what they are. Better than our usual intro segment? Well, you'll have to listen to find out. For the malady this week, Matt introduces Dr. Doom's Intestinal Plumes, and Ant-Man's brother Rant-Man - better known as Skrrt Long. For our roleplay, Drax goes to a movie theater and talks the Triminator, massive pieces of popcorn, and murder. Three things that every movie theater needs. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/marvel-shawarma/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/marvel-shawarma/support

Our first ever double-character role play! Rocket and Groot both end up in the slammer and find a way to break out using only psycho killers/Nickelback fans, homemade chocolate, Rocket's naked body (apparently he forgets clothes sometimes), and mustaches. This is a must-listen for anyone interested in any of those things. In the beginning, this episode prominently features - Kang the Conqueror, Prouncetown University (Go Teethgrays!), and a serious discussion about the dangers of Cap Tooth, Bucky Tooth (pre- and post-), and Winter Tooth. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/marvel-shawarma/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/marvel-shawarma/support

New on MARVEL SHAWARMA: the truly atrocious 2003 Hulk movie, the Intestinettes (don't ask questions), and *drum roll*...HELA'S TORSO SPIKES, which have a lot more comedic potential than you'd think, thanks to an illustrative study from Hurvrod University. For our roleplay, Gamora goes to Papa/Popeye/Prapo/Prapro/Pepe's and dances her Intestinettes out. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/marvel-shawarma/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/marvel-shawarma/support

Season 5's got an auspicious beginning: a special surprise awaits a listener at the very beginning! After the super duper secret special surprise, Matt and Leanor start season 5 by talking about Marvel Apples to Apples, Aunt May falling on a giant spider, and more assorted delights. For our new first segment, we introduce Marvel Maladies with Black Widow's Peak - a lethal mutation of an innocuous widow's peak. Then the role play. Peter Quail goes to a pawn shop and tries to pawn: an Infinity Stone, a living bell, Rocket Raccoon, and space junk which is actually Hulk Juice. What exactly is Hulk Juice? Listen and find out! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/marvel-shawarma/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/marvel-shawarma/support

Ah, that sweet smell of another shawarma cooked. To finish off this season, Matt and Leanor talk about Thundercats (again), Morningstar breakfast sausages, and Steve's weird obsession with licorice jellybeans. Also, somehow Hawkeye was buried in licorice jellybeans and no one's quite sure how it happened. Later on, Colossus goes to a science fair to talk bacon volcanoes, potato-battery-powered death rays, large Hadron colliders, and his life as a baby. Web-swing on by next week for a new season and a special surprise! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/marvel-shawarma/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/marvel-shawarma/support

In this episode, Marvel Shawarma tells the listeners about many VERY IMPORTANT THINGS, such as: Thundercats and its link to Thunderbolts, how Bucky Barnes thinks chest hair grows, and the fact that Red Skull is *not*, I repeat, *not* dead. Then they move on to Storm, who decided to go to the beach but didn't bet on Randy - the surf shop man, Bagpipes - her old college friend, or her three traveling minstrels - Dweebo, Dorkus, and Nerdita. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/marvel-shawarma/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/marvel-shawarma/support

To start you off right in the New Year, Marvel Shawarma makes sure to dish out something special. First we talk about different New Year traditions around the galaxy, including: the Kree homeworld, Sakaar, and Knowhere. Then we dive into a deep discussion about Marvel Masterworks: Fantastic Four vol. 1, and just what good ol' J.J.J. would do when the Invisible Woman saves the Fantastic Four. *gasp* Soon after, the Grandmaster, Thor, Doug's liquified remains, Valkyrie, and someone who is apparently Korg all hold a solemn ceremony for the death of Topaz. For our last segment, Leanor's horrible German accent will escort you through a rollercoaster of neighbors, from the T. Rex owner who is actually Kurt from the future to none other than Bobby Drake himself. Wow. That's a really long description. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/marvel-shawarma/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/marvel-shawarma/support

Happy holidays! To commemorate another Christmas (and soon, another year!) gone by, Marvel Shawarma presents you with a discussion of just exactly what Wolverine would say when he gets on Santa's lap. Matt and Leanor also ramble on about: the board game Marvel Villainous, how to slice The Thing in half, and what his name would be if he was sliced in half. Also! The Guardians of the Galaxy make an appearance in the first segment to mourn the passing of both Ego the planet and Ego the plant. (Bonus - the 'coincidence' of the sentient hair continues - Wolverine's chest hair makes a short speech!) --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/marvel-shawarma/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/marvel-shawarma/support

This week, Leanor and Matt discuss the Essential Punisher Vol. 1, along with Bruce Banner and - sadly - the late Emil Blonsky, aka Abomination. There's also a secret link between our two segments today - in the first, we have General Ross' talking mustache, Jimmy, and in the second there is Randy, Professor X's one and only hair - also talking. Coincidence? I THINK NOT. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/marvel-shawarma/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/marvel-shawarma/support

To be quite honest, we will not begrudge you if you decide to mosey on over to the second segment first, cuz that was where the going really got good. For the beginning, we have a mediocre discussion about the annoyingly-Nicholas-Cagey movie Ghost Rider, and an interesting eulogy dedicated to everyone's friend, and definitely the most memorable villain...Yellowjacket. But the episode really kicks off in the role-play segment, where Warren Worthington III goes to ChickNuggShop (not KFC!) and orders him some delicious chick nuggs. Or does he? --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/marvel-shawarma/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/marvel-shawarma/support

Peanut Pie returns to Marvel Shawarma to talk Marvel Funko Pops, the sound that quails make, and Tony Stark's obsession with cheeseburgers. Then Matt and Leanor roleplay Beast having a great time at library - except for when his follicles get agitated. There's also a surprise appearance from - Toad! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/marvel-shawarma/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/marvel-shawarma/support

We're back at it! After recording a remastered edition of episode 1 (check it out!) Marvel Shawarma really hits you in the funny bone, with our eulogy for Chitauri Warrior #356, and then our wonderful roleplay. Iceman calls his mom and gets a whole ton more than he bargained for. So much more than anyone bargained for. We didn't even know how little we had bargained for until the bargaining was over and the bargain was - what were we talking about again? --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/marvel-shawarma/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/marvel-shawarma/support

Marvel Shawarma's done it again. Jebediah Stane joins us once again for a lovely intro, then we smoothly sail into this week's eulogy for our dearly departed - the Destroyer, also known as Phillip. Or Skurður the Deathbringer, which is apparently an actual Icelandic word (Skurður, not Deathbringer), even though Leanor thought she made it up. For segment two, Jean Grey visits some psychics, such as Madam Pomenegranite, and discusses serious topics like avocados flossing and two peanuts making a carrot cake. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/marvel-shawarma/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/marvel-shawarma/support

Season four. Four is how many times we tried to get a life, but somehow we're still here. And you're still here! So congratulations and welcome to a brand-new season. Season 4 starts out promisingly. We introduce our new first segment - Villain Eulogies (thank you, Coleman and Todd!) - and we talk EXTENSIVELY about the Lizard and Jebediah Stane and how all three Night at the Museums had MARVEL ACTORS. *mind blown* We also share with the world Scott's little-known favorite hobby - bird-watching. **comedy warning: EXTENSIVE Zach Galifianakis riffs. Get used to it now, folks. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/marvel-shawarma/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/marvel-shawarma/support

Ah, the sweet smell of another season gone by. We celebrate with lots of screaming from Leanor (seriously, don't wear headphones because you will no longer have ears after this episode), lots of unintelligible mumblings from Dad, and some other stuff that happened. What other stuff happened? Well, there was a lot of sighing over X-Men: The Last Stand, Shuri's Sneakers, Ulysses Klaue's Candy Shop, and Reed Richard's BFF - Matt the not-a-yoga-mat. We laugh, we fake cry, and we have a goldarned good time doing it. ALSO FEATURING: the Two-Gun Kid! *kisses biceps*  Our producer is Matt, our executive producer is Leanor, our sponsor is Satan, with special thanks to Mickey Mouse, Kermit, the Two-Gun Kid, and Bucky Barnes. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/marvel-shawarma/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/marvel-shawarma/support