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You can’t say anything any more - and here to prove it is Harriet Langley-Swindon, with a round of all the best bits of her weekly radio show on a national network that can’t be named for legal reasons. Absolutely Non-Censored [subs please check capitalisation and hyphen] from beginning to end, with all the rubbish edited out. Each week, Harriet will chat through the segments with producer Martin, and we’ll be getting a Hot & Spicy Take Of The Week from resident comedian Eshaan Akbar who was hired because he was funny and not any other reason. NonCensored is created by award-winning comedians Rosie Holt, Brendan Murphy & Eshaan Akbar.

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    131. #ICANT-EH?

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 25, 2025 36:45


    This week X: The Everything App - The Official Podcast returns, per the cease and desist letters we've been receiving, to being known as NonCensored, and regular service is resumed: Harriet Langley-Swindon and Producer Martin speak to Bridget Phillipson, the Women & Equalities Minister, about the government's reaction to last week's Supreme Court ruling over the definition of "woman", as well as Home Secretary Yvette Cooper about her forthcoming Foreign Criminal League Tables. Harriet also sat down with Pierre Poilievre, the Conservative candidate for Canadian Prime Minister, about how well his campaign to be "Canada's Trump" is going.It would help us enormously if you were to fill out this survey: http://bit.ly/noncensored-surveyPeople who subscribe to our Patreon will also get a bonus segment where we interview leading manosphere YouTuber MrFeast about free speech and talking to women. Patreons also get the episodes early and without adverts, and every segment in full video so pop over to Patreon.com/NonCensored and sign up if that sounds like your sort of thing.With thanks to Rosie Holt, Brendan Murphy, Eshaan Akbar, Alexandra Haddow, Davina Bentley, Sooz Kempner, Michael Balazo and Ed Morrish.Rosie's book, Why We Were Right, is available now.Brendan is going on tour with Kiell Smith-Bynoe and friends as part of Kool Story Bro.Alexandra posts sketches and bits of her standup on her Instagram, as well as details of her excellent club night Indie Amnesty.Davina does sketches on her Instagram, and does a very funny podcast with Freya Mallard called Binks and Hebrides Whine Time.Sooz is currently previewing her Edinburgh show, Sooz Kempner Is Ugly. Tickets and all the information you need are on Sooz's website.Michael has a podcast called Evil Men, and will be at the Edinburgh Fringe with his show International Lover.Show photography is by Karla Gowlett and design is by Chris Barker. Original music is by Paddy Gervers and Rob Sell at Torch and Compass.NonCensored is a Lead Mojo production Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    130. X: The Everything App - The Official Podcast (formerly known as NonCensored_

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 18, 2025 41:21


    This week X: The Everything App - The Official Podcast founder and CEO Elon Musk welcomes Harriet Langley-Swindon and Producer Martin onto his podcast which he bought last week. Formerly known as NonCensored, Elon has embraced the podcast's crusade for free speech and free thinking by taking over and deciding what to cover. So, he speaks to comedian Rosie Holt about making comedy legal again, and he instructed Harriet and Martin to speak to SpaceX's Head Of Ladies' Space, Sylvia Carcass, and SpaceX's Head Of Normal Space, Buzz Darkmonth, about the current state of space exploration, as well as American journalist Liz Breunig about why the left should embrace pronatalism.Thank you to Louise Morgan for joining our Patreon this week. She got this episode early and without ads, as well full videos of every segment, bonus podcasts and exclusive video content. With thanks to Lewis Macleod, Rosie Holt, Brendan Murphy, Eshaan Akbar, Will Sebag-Montefiore, Davina Bentley, Sooz Kempner and Ed Morrish.Lewis can be heard on Dead Ringers, and seen on Instagram.Rosie's book, Why We Were Right, is available now.Brendan's show, Buffy Revamped, is on tour; you can see dates and buy tickets here.Eshaan's stand-up special, The Pretender, is on YouTubeYou can listen to Will's podcast, Legitimate Likes, here, and he does sketches on Instagram.Davina does sketches on Instagram, and does a very funny podcast with Freya Mallard called Binks and Hebrides Whine Time.Sooz is currently previewing her Edinburgh show, Sooz Kempner Is Ugly. Tickets and all the information you need are on Sooz's website.Show photography is by Karla Gowlett and design is by Chris Barker. Original music is by Paddy Gervers and Rob Sell at Torch and Compass.NonCensored is a Lead Mojo production Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    Time For Questions - March 2025

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 11, 2025 20:38


    There's no regular show this week, so here's the Time For Questions we made for our Patreons last month, where Harriet, Producer Martin and Eshaan Akbar we answer our Patreons' questions:What have you learned from lockdown?Should MPs be allowed to have second jobs?Which public services would they take a chainsaw to?...and more!To see the episode in full video, as well as to unlock all the other bonuses you get every week, head over to Patreon.com/NonCensored and sign up for £5 or £10/month.Thanks to all our Patreons for making this episode possible.Recorded at Streamline Studios, Deptford.Show photography is by Karla Gowlett and design is by Chris Barker. Original music is by Paddy Gervers and Rob Sell at Torch and Compass.NonCensored is a Lead Mojo production. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    129. Some Of Our Best Friends Are Politicians

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 4, 2025 37:39


    This week Harriet and Producer Martin welcome General Dick Terrific, of the 3rd Us Airborne Tariff Divison, back to the show for an update from the front line of the trade war; Telegraph columnist Siobhan Connery explains why Marine Le Pen SHOULD be allowed to run for President in 2027; and Eshaan Akbar has a Hot & Spicy take about how we can re-fund the police.Thank you to Anthony Robinson for upgrading to a paid membership of our Patreon this week. He got this episode early and without ads, as well full videos of every segment, bonus podcasts and exclusive video content, and also as the nice warm feeling you get from supporting the arts, pop over to Patreon.com/NonCensored and sign up.With thanks to Rosie Holt, Brendan Murphy, Eshaan Akbar, Will Sebag-Montefiore, Bethany Black, Sooz Kempner and Ed Morrish.Rosie's book, Why We Were Right, is available now.Brendan is taking his show, Buffy Revamped, to the Melbourne International Comedy Festival and you can see dates and buy tickets here.Eshaan is currently on tour with his show Can't Get No Satisfakshaan, which is at the Hackney Empire on April 12th.Will has a podcast called Legitimate Likes that you can listen to here, and he does sketches on Instagram.Bethany is a brilliant stand up and you can buy her show Unwinnable for £5 from Go Faster Stripe.Sooz is currently previewing her Edinburgh show, Sooz Kempner Is Ugly. Tickets and all the information you need are on Sooz's website.Ed also produces Sound Heap With John-Luke Roberts, an improvised sketch show that just returned for a fourth series.Show photography is by Karla Gowlett and design is by Chris Barker. Original music is by Paddy Gervers and Rob Sell at Torch and Compass.NonCensored is a Lead Mojo production. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    128. Rachel Reeves Sings!

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 28, 2025 30:58


    This week Harriet and Producer Martin talk to the Chancellor, Rachel Reeves, about why her spring statement got such bad reviews; US Defence Secretary Pete Hegseth joins us to talk about why he definitely didn't leak classified information and also America's Canadian invasion plans; and Eshaan Akbar has a Hot & Spicy take about Prince Harry stepping down from a charity when he should be going jousting.If you enjoy the show and fancy early, ad-free episodes, full videos of every segment, bonus podcasts and exclusive video content, as well as the nice warm feeling you get from supporting the arts, pop over to Patreon.com/NonCensored and sign up. This week, there's a Time For Questions Q&A episode, and an exclusive segment with royal correspondent Nicola Witchell.With thanks to Rosie Holt, Brendan Murphy, Eshaan Akbar, Davina Bentley, Sam Russell and Ed Morrish.Rosie's book, Why We Were Right, is available now.Brendan is taking his show, Buffy Revamped, on tour all over Britain, and you can see dates and buy tickets here.Eshaan has a stand-up special on YouTube, The Pretender, and he is currently on tour with his show Can't Get No Satisfakshaan, which is at the Hackney Empire on April 12th.Davina does sketches on her Instagram, and does a very funny podcast with Freya Mallard called Binks and Hebrides Whine Time.Sam is part of Shoot From The Hip impro. You can find details of their latest live dates and videos of previous shows on their website.Ed also produces Sound Heap With John-Luke Roberts, an improvised sketch show that just returned for a fourth series.Show photography is by Karla Gowlett and design is by Chris Barker. Original music is by Paddy Gervers and Rob Sell at Torch and Compass.NonCensored is a Lead Mojo production. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    127. Mr Blobby's Tesla

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 21, 2025 34:16


    This week Harriet and Producer Martin talk to the Health Secretary, Wes Streeting, about mental health and why it's being over-diagnosed; Eshaan Akbar shares a Hot & Spicy Take about why the Finns are the happiest people on earth; and we hear from a phone-in caller about why you should but Teslas, specifically from him.If you enjoy the show and fancy early, ad-free episodes, full videos of every segment, bonus podcasts and exclusive video content, as well as the nice warm feeling you get from supporting the arts, pop over to Patreon.com/NonCensored and sign up. On Tuesday 25th we will be recording a Time For Questions show, so if you want to ask a question pop over to Patreon and comment on the latest post.With thanks to Rosie Holt, Brendan Murphy, Eshaan Akbar, James Barr, Will Sebag-Montefiore and Ed Morrish.Rosie's book, Why We Were Right, is available now.Brendan is taking his show, Buffy Revamped, on tour all over Britain, and you can see dates and buy tickets here.Eshaan has a stand-up special on YouTube, The Pretender, and he is currently on tour with his show Can't Get No Satisfakshaan.James co-hosts the A Gay & A Non-Gay podcast, and is going on tour, and you should go and see him. Tickets available from jamesbarrcomedy.com.Will has a podcast called Legitimate Likes that you can listen to here, and he does sketches on Instagram.Ed also produces P.O.V., a sketch show that features a lot of NonCensored regulars, which is all on BBC Sounds now, and Sound Heap With John-Luke Roberts, an improvised sketch show that just returned for a fourth series.Show photography is by Karla Gowlett and design is by Chris Barker. Original music is by Paddy Gervers and Rob Sell at Torch and Compass.NonCensored is a Lead Mojo production. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    126. Tough Choices

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 14, 2025 34:09


    This week Harriet and Producer Martin talk to the Chancellor, Rachel Reeves, about the tough choices the government are making on benefits, and why Labour aren't interested in helping people who don't work; we also have General Dick Terrific, for the US Third Airborne Tariff Division, to explain how the Trade War is going, compared to his previous campaigns in the Culture War and The War On Christmas; and of course, Eshaan Akbar has a Hot & Spicy Takeaway of the Week, this week about Disney's reboot of Snow White.If you enjoy the show and fancy early, ad-free episodes, full videos of every segment, bonus podcasts and exclusive video content, as well as the nice warm feeling you get from supporting the arts, pop over to Patreon.com/NonCensored and sign up.With thanks to Rosie Holt, Brendan Murphy, Eshaan Akbar, Davina Bentley, Will Sebag-Montefiore and Ed Morrish.Rosie's book, Why We Were Right, is available now.Brendan is taking his show, Buffy Revamped, on tour all over Britain, and you can see dates and buy tickets here.Eshaan has a stand-up special on YouTube, The Pretender, and he is currently on tour with his show Can't Get No Satisfakshaan.Davina does sketches on her Instagram, and does a very funny podcast with Freya Mallard called Binks and Hebrides Whine Time.Will has a podcast called Legitimate Likes that you can listen to here, and he does sketches on Instagram.Ed also produces P.O.V., a sketch show that features a lot of NonCensored regulars, which is all on BBC Sounds now, and Sound Heap With John-Luke Roberts, an improvised sketch show that just returned for a fourth series.Show photography is by Karla Gowlett and design is by Chris Barker. Original music is by Paddy Gervers and Rob Sell at Torch and Compass.NonCensored is a Lead Mojo production. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    125. Keir Went To A Marvellous Party

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 7, 2025 34:40


    This week Harriet and Producer Martin talk to Sir Keir Starmer, about his week of European/American diplomacy, and why cutting foreign aid to boost defence spending makes things easier; Democratic Congresswoman Gretchen Hardline talks us through her VERY effective protest against President Trump's State of the Union speech; and after Rishi Sunak expressed regret about "Stop the Boats", Eshaan Akbar has a Hot & Spicy Take about political slogans.If you enjoy the show and fancy early, ad-free episodes, full videos of every segment, bonus podcasts and exclusive video content, as well as the nice warm feeling you get from supporting the arts, pop over to Patreon.com/NonCensored and sign up.With thanks to Rosie Holt, Brendan Murphy, Eshaan Akbar, Joz Norris, Davina Bentley and Ed Morrish.Rosie's book, Why We Were Right, is available now.Brendan is taking his show, Buffy Revamped, on tour all over Britain, and you can see dates and buy tickets here.Eshaan has a stand-up special on YouTube, The Pretender, and he is currently on tour with his show Can't Get No Satisfakshaan.Joz is previewing his Edinburgh show, You Wait. Time Passes, in Glasgow, Bristol and Edinburgh. Get your tickets here.Davina does sketches on her Instagram, and does a very funny podcast with Freya Mallard called Binks and Hebrides Whine Time.Ed also produces P.O.V., a sketch show that features a lot of NonCensored regulars, which is all on BBC Sounds now, and Sound Heap With John-Luke Roberts, an improvised sketch show that just returned for a fourth series.Show photography is by Karla Gowlett and design is by Chris Barker. Original music is by Paddy Gervers and Rob Sell at Torch and Compass.NonCensored is a Lead Mojo production. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    124. There's No Rule That Says A Dog Can't Have A Passport

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 28, 2025 35:41


    This week Harriet and Producer Martin talk to Will Lewis, the publisher of the Washington Post, about WaPo's new editorial direction; we speak to friend of the show Sir Douglas Brown CBE, chairman of Southern Central Thames Oil, about why his company, like other oil producers, have ditched their green commitments; and after President Trump announced a $5m (£3.9m) "golden passport", Eshaan Akbar has a Hot & Spicy Take about rich foreigners.If you enjoy the show and fancy early, ad-free episodes, full videos of every segment, bonus podcasts and exclusive video content, as well as the nice warm feeling you get from supporting the arts, pop over to Patreon.com/NonCensored and sign up.With thanks to Rosie Holt, Brendan Murphy, Eshaan Akbar, Will Sebag-Montefiore, Oliver Izod and Ed Morrish.Rosie's book, Why We Were Right, is available now.Brendan is taking his show, Buffy Revamped, on tour all over Britain, and you can see dates and buy tickets here.Eshaan has a stand-up special on YouTube, The Pretender, and he is currently on tour with his show Can't Get No Satisfakshaan.Will has a podcast called Legitimate Likes that you can listen to here, and he does sketches on Instagram.Oliver can be found busking in Covent Garden.Ed also produces P.O.V., a sketch show that features a lot of NonCensored regulars, which is on Radio 4 at 6.30pm on Thursdays for six weeks from the 30th January, and Sound Heap With John-Luke Roberts, an improvised sketch show that returns for a fourth series on Monday 3rd March.Show photography is by Karla Gowlett and design is by Chris Barker. Original music is by Paddy Gervers and Rob Sell at Torch and Compass.NonCensored is a Lead Mojo production. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    123. Liberal Tears Can't Melt Steel Beams

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 21, 2025 36:05


    This week Harriet and Producer Martin introduce their new feature, Column Of The Week, where they speak to an eminent British newspaper columnist about their brilliant, brilliant work. This week, it's the Telegraph's Allison Pearson, who talks us through her article, "JD Vance's courageous lecture on migration has shamed our gutless elites”. We also welcome DOGE's Ethan Chablowski back to the show, to explain how his takeover of the Federal Aviation Authority is going, and Eshaan Akbar asks a question for his Hot & Spicy Takeaway of the Week that turns out to be [REDACTED].If you enjoy the show and fancy early, ad-free episodes, full videos of every segment, bonus podcasts and exclusive video content, as well as the nice warm feeling you get from supporting the arts, pop over to Patreon.com/NonCensored and sign up.With thanks to Rosie Holt, Brendan Murphy, Eshaan Akbar, Sooz Kempner, Lucas Jefcoate and Ed Morrish.Rosie's book, Why We Were Right, is available now.Brendan is taking his show, Buffy Revamped, on tour all over Britain, and you can see dates and buy tickets here.Eshaan has a stand-up special on YouTube, The Pretender, and he is currently on tour with his show Can't Get No Satisfakshaan.Sooz is currently previewing her Edinburgh show, Sooz Kempner Is Ugly, in Brighton on the 25th April and at MachFest, in Machynlleth, on the 3rd May. Tickets and all the information you need are on Sooz's website.Lucas has live dates coming up in Glasgow, Manchester and Brighton - you can get tickets via his website.Ed also produces P.O.V., a sketch show that features a lot of NonCensored regulars. It's on Radio 4 at 6.30pm on Thursdays for six weeks from the 30th January, and you can listen afterwards on BBC Sounds.Show photography is by Karla Gowlett and design is by Chris Barker. Original music is by Paddy Gervers and Rob Sell at Torch and Compass.NonCensored is a Lead Mojo production. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    122. Growers, Not Showers (We're So Sorry)

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 14, 2025 32:35


    This week Harriet and Producer Martin speak to suspended Labour MPs Grandrew Wynne Evans and Hugh Massingham-Twunt, who would like to apologise to all the idiots they offended with their WhatsApp posts. They also hear from Ian Business about why we need to be back in the office four days a week, and Eshaan Akbar has a VERY Hot & Spicy Takeaway of the Week about why the British economy is a grower, not a shower.If you enjoy the show and fancy early, ad-free episodes, full videos of every segment, bonus podcasts and exclusive video content, as well as the nice warm feeling you get from supporting the arts, pop over to Patreon.com/NonCensored and sign up.With thanks to Rosie Holt, Brendan Murphy, Eshaan Akbar, Larry & Paul, AJ and Ed Morrish.Rosie's book, Why We Were Right, is available now.Brendan is taking his show, Buffy Revamped, on tour all over Britain, and you can see dates and buy tickets here.Eshaan has a stand-up special on YouTube, The Pretender, and he is currently on tour with his show Can't Get No Satisfakshaan.Larry & Paul do their brilliant Broken News sketches on their YouTube channel, so pop over there, laugh and subscribe.AJ is part of Shoot From The Hip impro. You can find details of their latest live dates and videos of previous shows on their website.Ed also produces P.O.V., a sketch show that features a lot of NonCensored regulars. It's on Radio 4 at 6.30pm on Thursdays for six weeks from the 30th January, and you can listen afterwards on BBC Sounds.Show photography is by Karla Gowlett and design is by Chris Barker. Original music is by Paddy Gervers and Rob Sell at Torch and Compass.NonCensored is a Lead Mojo production. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    121. Privacy Is Cringe

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 7, 2025 33:09


    For this week's show, Harriet and Producer Martin speak to Ethan Chablowski, one of Elon Musk's small team of bright young men who are making the American government more efficient, about why privacy is cringe and free speech is lit. They also hear from Richard Burgon MP about his reinstatement to the Labour benches now that he acknowledges that he was wrong to do the right thing and what sort of animal Keir Starmer would be, and Eshaan Akbar 'phones it in' with a Hot & Spicy Takeaway of the Week about schools banning mobiles.If you enjoy the show and fancy early, ad-free episodes, full videos of every segment, bonus podcasts and exclusive video content, as well as the nice warm feeling you get from supporting the arts, pop over to Patreon.com/NonCensored and sign up - thanks to Adam Homato for signing up this week.With thanks to Rosie Holt, Brendan Murphy, Eshaan Akbar, Lucas Jefcoate, Dan Clarkson and Ed Morrish.Rosie's book, Why We Were Right, is available now.Brendan is taking his show, Buffy Revamped, on tour all over Britain, and you can see dates and buy tickets here.Eshaan has a stand-up special on YouTube, The Pretender, and he is currently on tour with his show Can't Get No Satisfakshaan.Lucas has live dates coming up in Leicester, Glasgow and Brighton - you can get tickets via his website.Ed also produces P.O.V., a sketch show that features a lot of NonCensored regulars. It's on Radio 4 at 6.30pm on Thursdays for six weeks from the 30th January, and you can listen afterwards on BBC Sounds.Show photography is by Karla Gowlett and design is by Chris Barker. Original music is by Paddy Gervers and Rob Sell at Torch and Compass.NonCensored is a Lead Mojo productionLearn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    120. The Boy Is Mad About Building

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 31, 2025 38:44


    For this week's show, Harriet and Producer Martin speak to The Daily Mail's Horatio Bamm about Labour's plans to build, build, build. They also catch up with AI Producer Martin, who was had quite a week since he was created to co-host last week's show, including having his job stolen by a cheaper, Chinese AI. And Eshaan Akbar has had a look at the ONS's projection for the population and Britain, and come up with a Hot & Spicy Takeaway Of The Week about immigration.If you enjoy the show and fancy early, ad-free episodes, full videos of every segment, bonus podcasts and exclusive video content, as well as the nice warm feeling you get from supporting the arts, pop over to Patreon.com/NonCensored and sign up.With thanks to Rosie Holt, Brendan Murphy, Eshaan Akbar, Jake Bhardwaj, Will Sebag-Montefiore and Ed Morrish.Rosie's book, Why We Were Right, is available now.Brendan is taking his show, Buffy Revamped, on tour all over Britain, and you can see dates and buy tickets here.Eshaan has a stand-up special on YouTube, The Pretender, and he is going on tour next year with his show Can't Get No Satisfakshaan.Will has a podcast called Legitimate Likes that you can listen to here.Jake co-hosts The Pub Quiz Pod with Liam Shaw, from the internet sketch act The Squid - listen here.Ed also produces P.O.V., a sketch show that features a lot of NonCensored regulars. It's on Radio 4 at 6.30pm on Thursdays for six weeks from the 30th January, and you can listen afterwards on BBC Sounds.Show photography is by Karla Gowlett and design is by Chris Barker. Original music is by Paddy Gervers and Rob Sell at Torch and Compass.NonCensored is a Lead Mojo production Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    119. Time For Questions - December 2024

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 24, 2025 27:33


    Time For Questions is the NonCensored spin-off show where Harriet Langley Swindon, Producer Martin and Eshaan Akbar answer YOUR questions. Since the start of 2024 this has been exclusively for Patreons, who get one per month, but we're releasing the one we made in December 2024 from the paywall to the main feed so you can hear what you'd be getting. This episode saw them answer questions likeIf the NonCensored team were to appear on a political debate show, who would you also want on the panel and what hot topics would you like to debate?Does the team wish each other Merry Christmas or Happy Holidays?Fielding. Gallagher. Edmonds. The First. Which is the best Noel?We're recording January's TFQ next week, so f you'd like to ask a question, go to Patreon.com/NonCensored and sign up. Thanks to all our Patreons for making this show possible, and also thanks to Rosie Holt, Brendan Murphy, Eshaan Akbar and Ed Morrish.NonCensored is a Lead Mojo production. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    119. Making America Great Again, Again

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 24, 2025 31:52


    For this week's show, Harriet is joined by An Ai Producer Martin as her co-host, but we don't think you'll be able to tell the difference! Together, they speak to the new and former President of America, Donald J. Trump, about his plans to go to Mars and why we need more magenta. They also speak to Britain's Man In The Magaverse Nigel Farage MP, about how he could probably get into the inaugural party if he wanted to and why we need to drill for oil in the UK. We also hear a Hot & Spicy Takeaway from Eshaan Akbar about Prince Harry's foiled attempt to make free speech illegal. Thanks to Lorna for signing up to our Patreon this week. She'll be getting early, ad-free episodes, full videos of every segment, bonus podcasts and exclusive video content, and a nice warm feeling inside from supporting the show. Pop over to Patreon.com/NonCensored if you want any and/or all of those things.With thanks to Rosie Holt, Brendan Murphy, Eshaan Akbar, Lewis Macleod and Ed Morrish.Rosie's book, Why We Were Right, is available now.Brendan is taking his show, Buffy Revamped, on tour all over Britain, and you can see dates and buy tickets here.Eshaan has a stand-up special on YouTube, The Pretender, and he is going on tour next year with his show Can't Get No Satisfakshaan.Lewis does video messages to order, so if you'd like to hear from Trump, Farage, or any of the other people that Lewis does, go to his website.Ed also produces Sound Heap With John-Luke Roberts. If you like improvised character comedy, it's probably your sort of thing.Show photography is by Karla Gowlett and design is by Chris Barker. Original music is by Paddy Gervers and Rob Sell at Torch and Compass.NonCensored is a Lead Mojo production Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    118. The Editorial Meeting

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 17, 2025 27:46


    The Editorial Meeting is a bonus podcast for top-tier Patreons of NonCensored (patreon.com/NonCensored), who get to hear Rosie (Harriet), Brendan (Producer Martin), Eshaan (Eshaan) and Real Producer Ed discuss the week's show - specifically, what stories should go into Eshaan's segment, what we've talked about, and what we've not talked about. We've been less indiscreet than usual so that we can put this out on the regular podcast feed, allowing those of you who aren't Patreons can hear what you're missing; it's usually a lot less guarded. (The version of this on Patreon is about three minutes longer, because even when we were trying to keep it safe we still said some stuff that's best kept behind closed doors. Not everything is for everyone, and that's fine!) All paid subscribers get a monthly bonus "Time For Questions" podcast, where Harriet, Martin and Eshaan answer your questions, and you can even sign up to the Patreon for free and there's occasional stuff like Rosie' videos up there. Thanks to all our Patreons for supporting the show, and Happy New Year. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    118. Go Big Or Go Home

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 17, 2025 42:53


    This week, Harriet and Producer Martin are joined by Prime Minister Sir Keir Starmer, who tells them why he's so excited by Short Circuit-style AI, and not so much Terminator-style AI, as well as making a definitive statement about Rachel Reeves' job. We also hear from Liz Truss, who explains why everyone should just shut up in the name of free speech, and Diversity Correspondent Eshaan Akbar joins us for a Hot & Spicy Takeaway Of The Week about obesity. Thanks to Gethin Bond for signing up to our Patreon over Christmas. He'll be getting early, ad-free episodes, full videos of every segment, bonus podcasts and exclusive video content, and a nice warm feeling inside from supporting the show. Pop over to Patreon.com/NonCensored if you want any and/or all of those things. With thanks to Rosie Holt, Brendan Murphy, Eshaan Akbar, Joz Norris, Susan Harrison, and Ed Morrish. Rosie's book, Why We Were Right, is available now. Brendan is taking his show, Buffy Revamped, on tour all over Britain, and you can see dates and buy tickets here. Eshaan has a stand-up special on YouTube, The Pretender, and he is going on tour next year with his show Yum. Joz is hosting Eggbox, a night of short film screenings and live script readings, at the Pleasance in Islington on the 28th January. He's also performing a work in progress his his new solo show at the Bill Murray in Camden, on the 11th January. Susan is performing works in progress of her new solo show at The Glitch in Waterloo on the 22nd January and at The Pen Theatre in Bermondsey on the 16th February. Ed also produces Sound Heap With John-Luke Roberts. If you like improvised character comedy, it's probably your sort of thing. Show photography is by Karla Gowlett and design is by Chris Barker. Original music is by Paddy Gervers and Rob Sell at Torch and Compass. NonCensored is a Lead Mojo production Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    117. Now Even The Night Has Been Silenced!

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 21, 2024 35:23


    It's the NonCensored Christmas special! This week, Harriet, Producer Martin and Eshaan Akbar exchange gifts - but each one has to sum up a news story from 2024. Why has Eshaan got Martin some jeans? What weird gift did Martin get Harriet to symbolise their working relationship? And did Harriet get Martin and Eshaan anything? Thanks to Katy Chaffs for signing up to our Patreon this week. She'll be getting early, ad-free episodes, full videos of every segment, and bonus podcasts, at Patreon.com/NonCensored, as well as simply supporting the show. We've also filmed some exclusive content that won't be part of the podcast, which is coming out over December - so hop on over if you want to see out interviews with disgraced TV chef Craigg Rommit, Doctor Professor Doctor Jordan B. Petersen, PhD, and, this week, A Comedian Who Isn't Allowed To Do Comedy Any More Because Of Woke. Thanks to al our Patreons for their support through the year - we'll see you in 2025. With thanks to Rosie Holt, Brendan Murphy, Eshaan Akbar, and Ed Morrish. Extra thanks to all the people who've worked on the show this year: Sooz Kempner, Paul Dunphy, Will Sebag-Montefiore, Marcus Brigstocke, Alex Kealey, Margaret Cabourn-Smith, Bethany Black, Joz Norris, John-Luke Roberts, Kelechi Okafor, Nat Tapley, Mark Steel, Athena Kugblenu, Davina Bentley, Gareth Gwynn, Tom Mayo, Oliver Izod, Susan Harrison, Sanjeev Kohli, Rajiv Karia, Lewis MacLeod, Mark Davison, Larry Budd, Luke Kempner, Rufus Hound, Esyllt Sears, Horatio Gould, Matt Tedford, Marek Larwood, John Robertson, and Rob Gilroy. Rosie's book, Why We Were Right, is available now. Brendan is taking his show, Buffy Revamped, on tour all over Britain, and you can see dates and buy tickets here. Eshaan has a stand-up special on YouTube, The Pretender, and he is going on tour next year with his show Yum. Ed also produces Sound Heap With John-Luke Roberts. If you like improvised character comedy, it's probably your sort of thing. Show photography is by Karla Gowlett and design is by Chris Barker. Original music is by Paddy Gervers and Rob Sell at Torch and Compass. NonCensored is a Lead Mojo production Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    116. Social Media S***storm

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 13, 2024 38:56


    Harriet and Producer Martin are joined by Tressie Law, co-host of the Truthful Crime podcast, who explains why true crime podcasters can't get enough of Luigi Mangione, the alleged CEO killer. They also speak to Lee Anderson, who has got a lot of attention for himself this week, about what he's been doing in the supermarket; and Eshaan Akbar rates the South Korean president's non-apology for imposing martial law, and asks: has democracy had its day? You can get early, ad-free episodes, full videos of every segment, and bonus podcasts, at Patreon.com/NonCensored, where you'll also be supporting the show. We've also filmed some exclusive content that won't be part of the podcast, which will be coming out over the next few weeks - so hop on over if you want to see out interviews with disgraced TV chef Craigg Rommit and, soon, Doctor Professor Doctor Jordan B. Petersen, PhD, who tells us about his new book Wrestle Me, Jesus. With thanks to Rosie Holt, Brendan Murphy, Eshaan Akbar, Sooz Kempner, Will Sebag-Montefiore, and Ed Morrish. Rosie's book, Why We Were Right, is available now. Brendan is taking his show, Buffy Revamped, on tour all over Britain, and you can see dates and buy tickets here. Eshaan has a stand-up special on YouTube, The Pretender, and he is going on tour next year with his show Yum. Sooz has gigs coming up in Falkirk, Manchester and London, and you should go and see her live. Tickets available here. Will mainly does his videos for Instagram now, so pop over there, check them out, and subscribe. Ed also produces Sound Heap With John-Luke Roberts. If you like improvised character comedy, it's probably your sort of thing. Show photography is by Karla Gowlett and design is by Chris Barker. Original music is by Paddy Gervers and Rob Sell at Torch and Compass. NonCensored is a Lead Mojo production Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    115. NonCensored Wrapped

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 6, 2024 41:28


    Harriet and Producer Martin are joined by The New Statesman's Tim Dalton, who explains why Keir Starmer still has a phone contract with One2One and broadband from both Virgin and Sky. They also speak to Spotify's Daniel Elk, taking a peek behind the data-harvesting scenes to find out how their 2024 Wrapped works, and Eshaan Akbar asks: Is Money Woke? You can get early, ad-free episodes, full videos of every segment, and bonus podcasts, at Patreon.com/NonCensored, where you'll also be supporting the show, just like new(ish) supporter Jamie Hudson is (thank you). We've also just filmed some exclusive content that won't be part of the podcast, which will be coming out over the next few weeks - so hop on over if you want to see that. With thanks to Rosie Holt, Brendan Murphy, Eshaan Akbar, Gareth Gwynn, Tom Mayo, and Ed Morrish. Rosie's book, Why We Were Right, is available now. Brendan is taking his show, Buffy Revamped, on tour all over Britain, and you can see dates and buy tickets here. Eshaan has a stand-up special on YouTube, The Pretender, and he is going on tour next year with his show Yum. Gareth co-presents the podcast I'm So Not Over It with Esyllt Sears, and you should listen to it. Tom improvises with Shoot From The Hip, and there are details of their live shows, livestreams and YouTube clips on their website. Ed also produces Sound Heap With John-Luke Roberts. If you like improvised character comedy, it's probably your sort of thing. Show photography is by Karla Gowlett and design is by Chris Barker. Original music is by Paddy Gervers and Rob Sell at Torch and Compass. NonCensored is a Lead Mojo production Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    114. We Petition You To Listen

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 29, 2024 38:14


    Harriet and Producer Martin are joined by the man who started the petition calling for a General Election, who explains why he set it up, and which exciting new petitions he's started since then. They also speak to the founder of the Don't Let Unspecified People Die campaign, Veronica De'Ath, about why she's against the Assisted Dying Bill, and Eshaan Akbar explains why PETA is coming for the Great British Pub. You can get early, ad-free episodes, full videos of every segment, and bonus podcasts, at Patreon.com/NonCensored, where you'll also be supporting the show, just like new supporter Derran Brown is (thank you). With thanks to Rosie Holt, Brendan Murphy, Eshaan Akbar, Will Sebag-Montefiore, Sooz Kempner, and Ed Morrish. Rosie's book, Why We Were Right, is available now. Brendan is taking his show, Buffy Revamped, on tour all over Britain, and you can see dates and buy tickets here. Eshaan has a stand-up special on YouTube, The Pretender, and he is going on tour next year with his show Yum. Will has a podcast called Legitimate Likes which is legitimately funny. He also posts funny videos on his Instagram. Sooz does a podcast called Mystery On The Rocks with Chris Stokes and Masud Milas which they solve mysteries and drink cocktails. You can also find her on X: The Everything App and Bluesky. Ed also produces Sound Heap With John-Luke Roberts. If you like improvised character comedy, it's probably your sort of thing. Show photography is by Karla Gowlett and design is by Chris Barker. Original music is by Paddy Gervers and Rob Sell at Torch and Compass. NonCensored is a Lead Mojo production Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    113. Burn It All Down

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 22, 2024 39:53


    Harriet and Producer Martin are joined by a random woman they met on the farmer's protest, who explains why she was marching, and what she'll do if she's forced to pay inheritance tax like the rest of us. They also speak to commentator The Telegraph's Siobhan Connery about the dead-on-arrival social media website "Bluesky", and Eshaan Akbar says we should celebrate hustlers who know how to make money - like the late Sir Captain Sir Tom Sir Moore. You can get early, ad-free episodes, full videos of every segment, and bonus podcasts, at Patreon.com/NonCensored, where you'll also be supporting the show (thank you). With thanks to Rosie Holt, Brendan Murphy, Eshaan Akbar, Davina Bentley, Bethany Black, and Ed Morrish. Rosie's book, Why We Were Right, is available now. Brendan is taking his show, Buffy Revamped, on tour all over Britain, and you can see dates and buy tickets here. Eshaan has a stand-up special on YouTube, The Pretender, and he is going on tour next year with his show Yum. Davina posts very funny sketches on Instagram, and has a 'video podcast' with Freya Mallard called Binks & Hebrides Whine Time. Bethany is a brilliant stand up and you can buy her show Unwinnable for £5 from Go Faster Stripe. Ed also produces Sound Heap With John-Luke Roberts. If you like improvised character comedy, it's probably your sort of thing. Show photography is by Karla Gowlett and design is by Chris Barker. Original music is by Paddy Gervers and Rob Sell at Torch and Compass. NonCensored is a Lead Mojo production Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    112. Delete Your Account

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 15, 2024 37:56


    Harriet and Producer Martin are joined by the Prime Minister Sir Keir Starmer, who explains how he's been cosying up to Trump - and regular listeners might recognise some of his tactics. They also speak to commentator Mike Staple about Gary Lineker's impending departure from Match of the Day, and Eshaan Akbar looks into the decline in the fortunes of X: The Everything App. You can get early, ad-free episodes, full videos of every segment, and bonus podcasts, at Patreon.com/NonCensored, where you'll also be supporting the show (thank you). With thanks to Rosie Holt, Brendan Murphy, Eshaan Akbar, Joz Norris, Rob Gilroy, and Ed Morrish. Rosie's book, Why We Were Right, is available now. Brendan is taking his show, Buffy Revamped, on tour all over Britain, and you can see dates and buy tickets here. Eshaan has a stand-up special on YouTube, The Pretender, and he is going on tour next year with his show Yum. Joz is crowdfunding for a new sitcom, The Happiness Chain. Take a look and, if it seems like something you'd like to exist, feel free to chip in. Rob does very funny character comedy videos on his YouTube channel. Ed also produces Sound Heap With John-Luke Roberts. If you like improvised character comedy, it's probably your sort of thing. Show photography is by Karla Gowlett and design is by Chris Barker. Original music is by Paddy Gervers and Rob Sell at Torch and Compass. NonCensored is a Lead Mojo production Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    111. The Rest Is Bollocktics

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 8, 2024 39:44


    Harriet and Producer Martin are joined by the band new leader of the opposition (and next Prime Minister!) Kemi Badenoch, who explains why Starmer should fear her and why she isn't fiddling with things in the back end. They also speak to podcaster Rory Stewart about his pre-election prediction of a Harris landslide, and Eshaan Akbar weighs in on the reason Harris lost. You can get early, ad-free episodes, full videos of every segment, and bonus podcasts, at Patreon.com/NonCensored, where you'll also be supporting the show (thank you). With thanks to Rosie Holt, Brendan Murphy, Eshaan Akbar, Kelechi Okafor, Joz Norris, and Ed Morrish. Rosie's book, Why We Were Right, is available now. Brendan is taking his show, Buffy Revamped, on tour all over Britain, and you can see dates and buy tickets here. Eshaan has a stand-up special on YouTube, The Pretender, and he is going on tour next year with his show Yum. All of Kelechi's content can be found on her website, including podcasts, newsletters and videos. Joz is crowdfunding for a new sitcom, The Happiness Chain. Take a look and, if it seems like something you'd like to exist, feel free to chip in. Ed also produces Sound Heap With John-Luke Roberts. If you like improvised character comedy, it's probably your sort of thing. Show photography is by Karla Gowlett and design is by Chris Barker. Original music is by Paddy Gervers and Rob Sell at Torch and Compass. NonCensored is a Lead Mojo production Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    110. YES - IT'S (CLASS) WAR

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 1, 2024 38:49


    This week it's a budget special, as we give you all the analysis you need. Harriet Langley-Swindon and Producer Martin are joined by "Red Rachel", Rachel Reeves, who explains why this new budget proves that she is further to the left than Stalin. For more sensible anlysis we're joined by Greg Mustard from the Independent Foundation For the Independently Independent Analysis Of Money, who explains why the budget is further to the left than Stalin. And finally, former banker Eshaan Akbar offers up an alternative budget that makes more sense, and we find out who the British Elon Musk is. You can get early, ad-free episodes, full videos of every segment, and bonus podcasts, at Patreon.com/NonCensored, where you'll also be supporting the show (thank you). With thanks to Rosie Holt (@RosieisaHolt), Brendan Murphy (@notmurphy), Eshaan Akbar (@eshaanakbar), Davina Bentley (@davinabentley), Paul Dunphy (@mrpauldunphy), and Ed Morrish. Rosie's book, Why We Were Right, is available now. Brendan is taking his show, Buffy Revamped, on tour all over Britain, and you can see dates and buy tickets here. Eshaan has a stand-up special on YouTube, The Pretender, and he is going on tour next year with his show Yum. Davina posts very funny sketches on Instagram, and has a 'video podcast' with Freya Mallard called Binks & Hebrides Whine Time. Paul does sketches with Larry Budd as Larry & Paul, so check out their Broken News sketches every week on their YouTube channel. Ed also produces Sound Heap With John-Luke Roberts. If you like improvised character comedy, it's probably your sort of thing. Show photography is by Karla Gowlett and design is by Chris Barker. Original music is by Paddy Gervers and Rob Sell at Torch and Compass. NonCensored is a Lead Mojo production.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    109. Jonathan Ashworth's Impeccable Vibes

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 25, 2024 37:02


    This week Harriet Langley-Swindon and Producer Martin are joined by a Democratic activist, Allison Shelby, who explains how noted election-winner, Labour's Jonathan Ashworth, has been helping in the American election; The Daily Australian's columnist Kent Packer-Murdoch gives us an Australian's eye on Senator Lidia Thorpe's heckling of HRH Sir King Prince Charles; and with Commonwealth nations putting reparations for slavery on the agenda, the Foreign Office's Simon Briefcase explains why the British government would rather look forward, or to the side, or perhaps just shut their eyes. You can get early, ad-free episodes, full videos of every segment, and bonus podcasts, at Patreon.com/NonCensored, where you'll also be supporting the show (thank you). With thanks to Rosie Holt (@RosieisaHolt), Brendan Murphy (@notmurphy), Sooz Kempner (@SoozUK), John Robertson (@Robbotron), Will Sebag-Montefiore (@wsebag) and Ed Morrish. Rosie's book, Why We Were Right, is available now. Brendan is taking his show, Buffy Revamped, on tour all over Britain, and you can see dates and buy tickets here. Sooz is on tour all over the UK with her acclaimed show Class Of 2000, so get tickets to that while you can. John will be at Comicon this weekend with his live show, The Dark Room. Go to his website for details of all his upcoming appearances, including Twitch streams. Will has a podcast called Legitimate Likes that you should listen to. Ed also produces Sound Heap With John-Luke Roberts. If you like improvised character comedy, it's probably your sort of thing. Show photography is by Karla Gowlett and design is by Chris Barker. Original music is by Paddy Gervers and Rob Sell at Torch and Compass. NonCensored is a Lead Mojo production. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    108. The Only Good Benefits Are Brexit Benefits

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 18, 2024 42:06


    Harriet Langley-Swindon and Producer Martin are joined by a real doctor, Dr. Junpier Mangals, who is a real doctor so can explain why Wes Streeting's plan to get overweight people back to work is so brilliant; journalist Dave Milk tells us why his coverage of Keir Starmer's freebie scandals is so important; and Eshaan Akbar presents the first real, tangible Brexit Benefit: stealing German football managers. You can get early, ad-free episodes, full videos of every segment, and bonus podcasts, at Patreon.com/NonCensored, where you'll also be supporting the show (thank you). With thanks to Rosie Holt (@RosieisaHolt), Brendan Murphy (@notmurphy), Eshaan Akbar (@eshaanakbar), Sooz Kempner (@SoozUK), Marek Larwood (@MarekLarwood) and Ed Morrish. Rosie's book, Why We Were Right, is available now. Brendan is taking his show, Buffy Revamped, on tour all over Britain, and you can see dates and buy tickets here. Eshaan has a stand-up special on YouTube, The Pretender, and he is going on tour next year with his show Yum. Sooz is on tour all over the UK with her acclaimed show Class Of 2000, so get tickets to that while you can. Marek's YouTube channel is brilliant, go and watch his videos. Ed also produces Sound Heap With John-Luke Roberts. If you like improvised character comedy, it's probably your sort of thing. Show photography is by Karla Gowlett and design is by Chris Barker. Original music is by Paddy Gervers and Rob Sell at Torch and Compass. NonCensored is a Lead Mojo production. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    107. Vote Cleverly

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 11, 2024 37:35


    Harriet Langley-Swindon and Producer Martin are joined by Grant Shapps, who explains what went wrong - or not! - with the campaign he lead to make James Cleverly the next Tory leader; we also hear Margaret Thatcher's view on the remaining candidates. There is also an apology, for the behaviour of a member of the NonCensored team. You can get early, ad-free episodes, full videos of every segment, and bonus podcasts, at Patreon.com/NonCensored, where you'll also be supporting the show (thank you). With thanks to Rosie Holt (@RosieisaHolt), Brendan Murphy (@notmurphy), Will Sebag-Montefiore (@wsebag), Matt Tedford (@SohoThatcher), Esyllt Sears (@EsylltMair) and Ed Morrish. Rosie's book, Why We Were Right, is available now. Brendan is taking his show, Buffy Revamped, on tour all over Britain, and you can see dates and buy tickets here. Esyllt co-hosts the podcast I'm So Not Over It, and her guest this week is Rosie, so go and have a listen to that. Will has a podcast called Legitimate Likes, and they have a live show on the 4th November. Ed also produces Sound Heap With John-Luke Roberts. If you like improvised character comedy, it's probably your sort of thing. Show photography is by Karla Gowlett and design is by Chris Barker. Original music is by Paddy Gervers and Rob Sell at Torch and Compass. NonCensored is a Lead Mojo production. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    106. Gravy Is A Working Class Value

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 4, 2024 40:25


    Harriet Langley-Swindon and Producer Martin are joined by one of the front-runners for the Conservative leadership, Robert Jenrick, who explains how he got his working-class values, and how he applied them when naming his children; as Sir Keir Starmer returns six thousand pounds of donations, Eshaan Akbar rates the Leader of the Opposition's non-apology; and friend of the show Jonathan Gullis phones in for an exclusive interview (because he can't get interviews anywhere else) We have a live show at the Cheerful Earful festival on the 16th October - tickets are available at cheerfulearful.co.uk You can get early, ad-free episodes, full videos of every segment, and bonus podcasts, at Patreon.com/NonCensored, where you'll also be supporting the show (thank you). With thanks to Rosie Holt (@RosieisaHolt), Brendan Murphy (@notmurphy), Eshaan Akbar (@eshaanakbar), Horatio Gould (@HoratioTheGould), Thomas Mayo (@TomMayoWoodman) and Ed Morrish. Rosie's book, Why We Were Right, is available now. Brendan is taking his show, Buffy Revamped, on tour all over Britain, and you can see dates and buy tickets here. Eshaan has a stand-up special, The Pretender, available to watch for free on YouTube, and he is going on tour next year with his show Yum. Horatio has a full special, Sweet Prince, out on YouTube now, and posts funny sketches to his Instagram. Thomas does improv with Shoot From The Hip, and they have a bunch of videos and links to their live shows here. Ed also produces Sound Heap With John-Luke Roberts. If you like improvised character comedy, it's probably your sort of thing. Show photography is by Karla Gowlett and design is by Chris Barker. Original music is by Paddy Gervers and Rob Sell at Torch and Compass. NonCensored is a Lead Mojo production. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    105. Are Women Funny?

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 27, 2024 41:19


    Harriet Langley-Swindon and Producer Martin are joined by the Prime Minister, Sir Keir Starmer, who is frankly depressed at how hard the job is turning out to be. They also speak to entertainment reporter Henny Ffairground about the latest TV format for Men Who Made Mistakes But Are Very Sorry So Let's Move On, and Eshaan Akbar rates a comedy club's apology for not booking enough women. We have a live show at the Cheerful Earful festival on the 16th October - tickets are available at cheerfulearful.co.uk Thanks to Adam Hutchins for signing up to our Patreon this week. He'll be getting ad-free episodes, full videos of every segment, and bonus podcasts, such as this week's Time For Questions, where Harriet, Martin and Eshaan answer YOUR questions - and if that sounds good, head to Patreon.com/NonCensored and sign up. With thanks to Rosie Holt (@RosieisaHolt), Brendan Murphy (@notmurphy), Eshaan Akbar (@eshaanakbar), Joz Norris (@JozNorris), Esyllt Sears (@EsylltMair) and Ed Morrish. Rosie's book, Why We Were Right, is available now. Brendan is taking his show, Buffy Revamped, on tour all over Britain, and you can see dates and buy tickets here. Eshaan has a stand-up special, The Pretender, available to watch for free on YouTube, and he is going on tour next year with his show Yum. Joz has two work-in-progress gigs at the Pleasance for his show, You Wait. Time Passes, on the 10th and 11th October. Esyllt co-hosts the soon-to-be-rebranded podcast The Xennial Dome, so tuck into their back catalogue before they return under their new name. Ed also produces Sound Heap With John-Luke Roberts. If you like improvised character comedy, it's probably your sort of thing. Show photography is by Karla Gowlett and design is by Chris Barker. Original music is by Paddy Gervers and Rob Sell at Torch and Compass. NonCensored is a Lead Mojo production. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    104. Ed Davey Is A Firework

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 20, 2024 40:20


    Harriet Langley-Swindon and Producer Martin are joined by the leader of the Liberal Democrats, Sir Ed Davey, who explains the lengths he'll go to to get the media's attention, and also the Lib Dems polices that aren't about the NHS. They also speak to Sir Keir Starmer's personal stylist, Co Co, about the brand, the icon, the cultural event that is Keir Auumn. And get your burn medication ready, because Eshaan Akbar has a Hot & Spicy Take about parmicists. We have a live show at the Cheerful Earful festival on the 16th October - tickets are available at cheerfulearful.co.uk We are recording one of our monthly Q&A "Time For Questions" episodes for our Patreons next week, so sign up at patreon.com/NonCensored if you want to ask Harriet, Martin and/or Eshaan a question. With thanks to Rosie Holt (@RosieisaHolt), Brendan Murphy (@notmurphy), Eshaan Akbar (@eshaanakbar), Rufus Hound (@rufushound), Davina Bentley (@DavinaBentley) and Ed Morrish. Rosie's book, Why We Were Right, is available now. Brendan is taking his show, Buffy Revamped, on tour all over Britain, and you can see dates and buy tickets here. Eshaan has a stand-up special, The Pretender, available to watch for free on YouTube, and he is going on tour next year with his show Yum. Davina posts very funny sketches on Instagram, and has a 'video podcast' with Freya Mallard called Binks & Hebrides Whine Time. Ed also produces Sound Heap With John-Luke Roberts. If you like improvised character comedy, it's probably your sort of thing. Show photography is by Karla Gowlett and design is by Chris Barker. Original music is by Paddy Gervers and Rob Sell at Torch and Compass. NonCensored is a Lead Mojo production. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    103. Kamala's Tuk-Tuk

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 13, 2024 41:59


    Harriet Langley-Swindon and Producer Martin are joined by the once and future president, Donald Trump, who explains how well he did in the Presidential debate. They also speak to an MP who was recently in some kind of leadership contest, we think [someone please check this before hitting publish], and Eshaan Akbar joins us for bare opinions about bear hats. Thank you to Jonathon Bolton and Alex Cameron, who both signed up for our Patreon - patreon.com/NonCensored - where they'll get early, ad-free episodes, full video segments and bonus content. We have a live show at the Cheerful Earful festival on the 16th October - tickets are available at cheerfulearful.co.uk Any questions? Send them to noncensoredpodcast@gmail.com. With thanks to Rosie Holt (@RosieisaHolt), Brendan Murphy (@notmurphy), Eshaan Akbar (@eshaanakbar), Luke Kempner (@LukeKempner), Sooz Kempner (@SoozUK) and Ed Morrish. Rosie's book, Why We Were Right, is available now. Brendan is taking his show, Buffy Revamped, on tour all over Britain, and you can see dates and buy tickets here. Eshaan has a stand-up special, The Pretender, available to watch for free on YouTube, and he is going on tour next year with his show Yum. Luke is currently appearing in Les Miserables in London's glittering West End. He also co-hosts the Premier League podcast He Knows The Score. Sooz is taking her smash-hit, five-star Edinburgh show Class of 2000 on tour this autumn and you can - and should - get tickets here. Ed also produces Sound Heap With John-Luke Roberts. If you like improvised character comedy, it's probably your sort of thing. Show photography is by Karla Gowlett and design is by Chris Barker. Original music is by Paddy Gervers and Rob Sell at Torch and Compass. NonCensored is a Lead Mojo production. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    102. Back Like Sexy Butterflies

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 6, 2024 42:14


    NonCensored is back with a bang - Harriet Langley-Swindon and Producer Martin are joined by new Chancellor Rachel Reeves - that's not our fault - and by Eshaan Akbar, who explains why we need more shame in our lives. Harriet also speaks to the Honourable Sir Lord Hughdith Anglesey Jones Vaguely-Blythe IV, 132nd Baronet of Little Lower Upminster-on-Wye, about how he can save British democracy by remaining in the House of Lords. If you enjoy NonCensored, please consider supporting us on Patreon - patreon.com/NonCensored - where you'll get full video segments and bonus content except this week because there's been some illness and it's a miracle there was even a show. We have a live show at the Cheerful Earful festival on the 16th October - tickets are available at cheerfulearful.co.uk Any questions? Send them to noncensoredpodcast@gmail.com. With thanks to Rosie Holt (@RosieisaHolt), Brendan Murphy (@notmurphy), Eshaan Akbar (@eshaanakbar), Davina Bentley (@DavinaBentley), Marcus Brigstocke (@marcusbrig) and Ed Morrish. Rosie's book, Why We Were Right, is available now. Brendan is taking his show, Buffy Revamped, on tour all over Britain, and you can see dates and buy tickets here. Eshaan has a stand-up special, The Pretender, available to watch for free on YouTube, and he is going on tour next year with his show Yum. Davina posts very funny sketches on Instagram, and has a 'video podcast' with Freya Mallard called Binks & Hebrides Whine Time. Marcus has a podcast with Rachel Parris called How Was It For You?, and you should listen to it. Ed also produces Sound Heap With John-Luke Roberts. If you like improvised character comedy, it's probably your sort of thing. Show photography is by Karla Gowlett and design is by Chris Barker. Original music is by Paddy Gervers and Rob Sell at Torch and Compass. NonCensored is a Lead Mojo production. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    The NonCensored Daily: We Did It!

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 5, 2024 29:21


    It's the fifth and final of our five daily election specials, and today Harriet, Producer Martin and Diversity Correspondent Eshaan Akbar are joined by Prime Minister at the time of recording, Sir Keir Starmer. How did he win? What will he do now? Does he have anyone in mind - perhaps someone with a wealth of experience in the media and knowledge of and appreciation for movies - to replace Thangam Debbonaire as Culture Secretary? All these, and more. Any questions? Send them to noncensoredpodcast@gmail.com. With thanks to Rosie Holt (@RosieisaHolt), Brendan Murphy (@notmurphy), Eshaan Akbar (@eshaanakbar), Joz Norris (@JozNorris) and Ed Morrish. Rosie's book, Why We Were Right, is available now, and she's doing a couple of shows at the Edinburgh Fringe to talk about them. Brendan is taking his show, Buffy ReVamped to the Edinburgh Fringe, and tickets are available now. Eshaan has a stand-up special, The Pretender, available to watch for free on YouTube, and he is going on tour next year with his show Yum. Joz is doing a work in progress, You Wait, Time Passes, as the Edinburgh fringe, so buy tickets to that. Ed also produces Sound Heap With John-Luke Roberts. If you like improvised character comedy, it's probably your sort of thing. Show photography is by Karla Gowlett and design is by Chris Barker. Original music is by Paddy Gervers and Rob Sell at Torch and Compass. NonCensored is a Lead Mojo production. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    The NonCensored Daily: Prom Queen Rishi

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 4, 2024 31:49


    It's the fourth of our five daily election specials, and today Harriet, Producer Martin and Diversity Correspondent Eshaan Akbar are joined by Prime Minister at the time of recording, Rishi Sunak. How badly is he going to lose? How long will he stick around afterwards? Is he Leonardo di Caprio, Kate Winslet, or Billy Zane? All these, and more. Any questions? Send them to noncensoredpodcast@gmail.com. With thanks to Rosie Holt (@RosieisaHolt), Brendan Murphy (@notmurphy), Eshaan Akbar (@eshaanakbar), Rajiv Karia (@rajivakaria) and Ed Morrish. Rosie's book, Why We Were Right, is available NOW. She's also doing two final performances of her show That's Politainment! at the Soho Theatre on the 3rd and 4th July. Brendan is taking his show, Buffy ReVamped to the Edinburgh Fringe, and tickets are available now. Eshaan has a stand-up special, The Pretender, available to watch for free on YouTube, and he is going on tour next year with his show Yum. Rajiv has asked us to direct you to his Instagram page, where he puts up clips of his stand-up and lets you know when his gigs are. Ed also produces Sound Heap With John-Luke Roberts. If you like improvised character comedy, it's probably your sort of thing. Show photography is by Karla Gowlett and design is by Chris Barker. Original music is by Paddy Gervers and Rob Sell at Torch and Compass. NonCensored is a Lead Mojo production. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    The NonCensored Daily: STB, Not STD

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 3, 2024 31:37


    It's the third of our five daily election specials, and today Harriet, Producer Martin and Diversity Correspondent Eshaan Akbar are joined by the world's greatest lawyer and twice-former Home Secretary Suella Braverman, to talk about her explosive editorial in today's Telegraph. Why have intelligent voters abandoned the Conservatives? How will Sir Keir Starmer ruin the country is elected? Who's her favourite immigrant? All these, and more. Any questions? Send them to noncensoredpodcast@gmail.com. With thanks to Rosie Holt (@RosieisaHolt), Brendan Murphy (@notmurphy), Eshaan Akbar (@eshaanakbar), Athena Kugblenu (@athenakugblenu) and Ed Morrish. Rosie's book, Why We Were Right, is available NOW. She's also doing two final performances of her show That's Politainment! at the Soho Theatre on the 3rd and 4th July. Brendan is taking his show, Buffy ReVamped to the Edinburgh Fringe, and tickets are available now. Eshaan has a stand-up special, The Pretender, available to watch for free on YouTube, and he is going on tour next year with his show Yum. Athena co-hosts the award-winning kids podcast, Bust Or Trust, and her kids book History's Most Epic Fibs is available for pre-order. She also has a show, On How Life Isn't, at the Camden Fringe on the 25th August. Ed also produces Sound Heap With John-Luke Roberts. If you like improvised character comedy, it's probably your sort of thing. Show photography is by Karla Gowlett and design is by Chris Barker. Original music is by Paddy Gervers and Rob Sell at Torch and Compass. NonCensored is a Lead Mojo production. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    The NonCensored Daily: The Original Mr Blobby

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 2, 2024 29:55


    It's the second of our five daily election specials, and today Harriet and Producer Martin are speaking with Dave Eddy, Liberal Democrat Home Affairs spokesman and campaign manager. What else is on Ed Davey's bucket list? Should Keir Starmer work evenings? What crimes would they commit if they were President, now that they have total immunity? All these, and more. Any questions? Send them to noncensoredpodcast@gmail.com. With thanks to Rosie Holt (@RosieisaHolt), Brendan Murphy (@notmurphy), Will Sebag-Montefiore (@wsebag) and Ed Morrish. Rosie's book, Why We Were Right, is available NOW. She's also doing two final performances of her show That's Politainment! at the Soho Theatre on the 3rd and 4th July. Brendan is taking his show, Buffy ReVamped to the Edinburgh Fringe, and tickets are available now. Will is doing an Edinburgh show, Will Of The People, and tickets are available now. Ed also produces Sound Heap With John-Luke Roberts. If you like improvised character comedy, it's probably your sort of thing. Show photography is by Karla Gowlett and design is by Chris Barker. Original music is by Paddy Gervers and Rob Sell at Torch and Compass. NonCensored is a Lead Mojo production. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    The NonCensored Daily: "The Big One" Is Coming

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 1, 2024 28:03


    For this first edition of our daily election week shows, Harriet is joined by guest co-host Nadine Dorries to provide all the analysis you need of today's election news, with guests from the entire range of political parties except the Lib Dems, Greens, SNP, Plaid Cymru and any of the Irish ones. We ask Conservative deputy co-Chair Man Jonathan Gullis who he'll be voting for! We ask Labour spokesman Ian Bland to tell us anything, literally anything. And Reform activist Laurence Olivier explains how important motivation is in politics. Any questions? Send them to noncensoredpodcast@gmail.com. With thanks to Rosie Holt (@RosieisaHolt), Sooz Kempner (@SoozUK) Thomas Mayo (@tommayowoodman), Paul Dunphy (@mrpauldunphy), Larry Budd (@larrybudd1) and Ed Morrish. Rosie's book, Why We Were Right, is available NOW. She's also doing two final performances of her show That's Politainment! at the Soho Theatre on the 3rd and 4th July. Sooz is doing her new show, Class Of 2000, at the Edinburgh Fringe and tickets are now available. She's also doing a preview on the 2nd July in Brighton, and on the 7th July at the Chippenham Comedy Festival. Thomas Mayo is part of Shoot From The Hip Impro, who have just put a full-length special up on YouTube. Larry and Paul do their Broken News sketches every week on their YouTube channel, and you can also find them on Twitter. Ed also produces Sound Heap With John-Luke Roberts. If you like improvised character comedy, it's probably your sort of thing. Show photography is by Karla Gowlett and design is by Chris Barker. Original music is by Paddy Gervers and Rob Sell at Torch and Compass. NonCensored is a Lead Mojo production. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    101. Time For Questions With The Fun Twins

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 28, 2024 41:25


    A live Time For Questions, hosted by Producer Martin and Eshaan Akbar - AKA The Fun Twins - who field questions from the live audience for special guests Penny Mordaunt, Lee Anderson, and Rosie Holt MP. Find out Who they'd vote for the in the US election Would they be open to a Reform/Conservative collaboration? How much cheaper was Rosie's book at this live event than in regular bookstores? Liz Truss, Margaret Thatcher, Nadine Dorries - snog, marry avoid? Thanks all our Patreons who've supported us at patreon.com/NonCensored this year. We are putting it on pause for the summer, but the version of this episode is slightly longer on the Patreon, with a couple of extra questions, so if you want to hear the full programme - as well as watch all the interview segments since January and listen to/watch all the bonus podcasts we've made - you can sign up until the 31st July. Thanks to Rosie Holt (@RosieisaHolt), Brendan Murphy (@notmurphy), Eshaan Akbar (@eshaanakbar), Davina Bentley (@DavinaBentley), Will Sebag-Montefiore (@wsebag) and Ed Morrish. Thanks as well to the Museum of Comedy for having us, and to Miles Wheway for recording us. Brendan is taking his show, Buffy ReVamped to the Edinburgh Fringe, and tickets are available now. Eshaan has a stand-up special, The Pretender, available to watch for free on YouTube, and he is going on tour next year with his show Yum. Rosie is doing a show about her new book, Why We Were Right, at the Edinburgh Fringe. Tickets are available here. The book itself is available now for about £12.99. Davina puts up sketches and stand-up on her Instagram page and you should go and watch them because they're very funny. Will is doing an Edinburgh show, Will Of The People, and tickets are available now. Ed also produces Sound Heap with John-Luke Roberts, an excellent podcast that's now available on Maximum Fun. Show photography by Karla Gowlett (photoperspective.co.uk) and show design by Chris Barker (chrisbarkerprints.co.uk). Music and jingles by Paddy Gervers & Rob Sell (torchandcompass.com). Recorded by Miles Wheway (https://www.mileswheway.co.uk) NonCensored is a Lead Mojo production (leadmojo.co.uk). Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    100. Metaphorical Knife Crime - Live In London

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 21, 2024 32:54


    NonCensored celebrates its 100th episode by recording live at the Museum of Comedy in London. Harriet and Producer Martin are joined by Eshaan Akbar, Penny Mordaunt and Lee Anderson to discuss the upcoming election, and to pitch their parties and policies to the live audience. Also, Producer Martin reveals the exciting deal NonCensored have struck with Netflix. Thanks to Barry and Oliver Holt, who signed up to support us at patreon.com/NonCensored this week. If you would like to support the show too, you'll get the sow early, without ads, as well as full interviews in video and exclusive bonus podcasts. Thanks to Rosie Holt (@RosieisaHolt), Brendan Murphy (@notmurphy), Eshaan Akbar (@eshaanakbar),  Davina Bentley (@DavinaBentley), Will Sebag-Montefiore (@wsebag) and Ed Morrish. Thanks as well to the Museum of Comedy for having us, and to Miles Wheway for recording us. Rosie is doing a show about her new book, Why We Were Right, at the Edinburgh Fringe. Tickets are available here. Brendan is taking his show, Buffy ReVamped to the Edinburgh Fringe, and tickets are available now. Eshaan has a stand-up special, The Pretender, available to watch for free on YouTube, and he is going on tour next year with his show Yum. Davina puts up sketches and stand-up on her Instagram page and you should go and watch them because they're very funny. Will is doing an Edinburgh show, Will Of The People, and tickets are available now. Ed also produces Sound Heap with John-Luke Roberts, an excellent podcast that's now available on Maximum Fun. Show photography by Karla Gowlett (photoperspective.co.uk) and show design by Chris Barker (chrisbarkerprints.co.uk). Music and jingles by Paddy Gervers & Rob Sell (torchandcompass.com). Recorded by Miles Wheway (https://www.mileswheway.co.uk) NonCensored is a Lead Mojo production (leadmojo.co.uk). Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    99. We Bet You That Rabbits Aren't Real

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 14, 2024 37:35


    Harriet and Producer Martin are joined by Eshaan Akbar, who rates Craig Williams's apology for placing an ill-advised bet; and by acclaimed author and temporarily published historian Naimh Woofwoof for her thoughts on the state of London. We also get a preview of the Euros with Sports Horn's Ian Fiveankles - who will be this year's Arse Flare man? Remember: our 100th episode is recording live NEXT WEEK, on Thursday the 20th June at the Museum of Comedy, we would love to see you there: tickets are nearly sold out, so grab one asap if you want to come. There'll be Lee Anderson MP, Penny Mordaunt MP, and MP Rosie Holt will be signing copies of her new book, which is published that day. Thanks to Anthony Robinson and Richard Bayliss, who signed up to support us at patreon.com/NonCensored this week. If you would like to support the show too, you'll get the sow early, without ads, as well as full interviews in video and exclusive bonus podcasts. Thanks to Rosie Holt (@RosieisaHolt), Brendan Murphy (@notmurphy), Eshaan Akbar (@eshaanakbar),  Sooz Kempner (@SoozUK), Mark Davison (@iamthemonkey) and Ed Morrish. Rosie is doing a show about her new book, Why We Were Right, at the Edinburgh Fringe. Tickets are available here. Brendan is taking his show, Buffy ReVamped to the Edinburgh Fringe, and tickets are available now. Eshaan has a stand-up special, The Pretender, available to watch for free on YouTube, and he is going on tour next year with his show Yum. Sooz is currently warming up for her Edinburgh show, Class Of 2000. Preview dates are HERE, and EdFringe tickets are HERE. Mark, with Anthony Richardson, is going on tour as Colin From Portsmouth, and he is DISGUSTED. Tickets are available here. Ed also produces Sound Heap with John-Luke Roberts, an excellent podcast that's now available on Maximum Fun. Show photography by Karla Gowlett (photoperspective.co.uk) and show design by Chris Barker (chrisbarkerprints.co.uk). Music and jingles by Paddy Gervers & Rob Sell (torchandcompass.com). NonCensored is a Lead Mojo production (leadmojo.co.uk). Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    98. Slingshot Them Back, Compassionately

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 7, 2024 41:41


    Harriet and Producer Martin are joined by Reform UK leader Nigel Farage for - remarkably - his first appearance on NonCensored, as he explains why he's entered the race for Parliament. They're also joined by Eshaan Akbar who rates Rishi Sunak's non-apology for his lie about Labour's tax plans in a special edition of ApologyWatch. And after a week of being mistreated by the media, Kemi Badenoch stops by to ask what we mean by that. We have a live show coming up on Thursday the 20th June at the Museum of Comedy, we would love to see you there: tickets. There'll be Lee Anderson, Penny Mordaunt, and MP Rosie Holt will be signing copies of her new book, which is published that day. Thanks to Leonard Abrahamson, who signed up to support us at patreon.com/NonCensored this week. If you would like to support the show too, you'll get the sow early, without ads, as well as full interviews in video and exclusive bonus podcasts. You can also keep your questions coming to the team by emailing noncensoredpodcast@gmail.com. And we'll refund a month's subscription for any Patreon who buys a ticket to the live show! Thanks to Rosie Holt (@RosieisaHolt), Brendan Murphy (@notmurphy), Eshaan Akbar (@eshaanakbar),  Lewis MacLeod (@lewismacleod), Kelechi Okafor (@kelechnekoff) and Ed Morrish. Rosie is doing a show about her new book, Why We Were Right, at the Edinburgh Fringe. Tickets are available here. Brendan is taking his show, Buffy ReVamped to the Edinburgh Fringe, and tickets are available now. Eshaan has a stand-up special, The Pretender, available to watch for free on YouTube, and he is going on tour next year with his show Yum. You can hear Lewis in Dead Ringers, on BBC Sounds, here. Kelechi is hosting Strong Like Us, a panel of remarkable women discussing life learnings and advocate for the inner child in us all, at the South Bank Centre on the 13th July, and tickets are available here. It's based on her new children's book, Strong Like Me, which you can order here. Ed also produces Sound Heap with John-Luke Roberts, an excellent podcast that's now available on Maximum Fun. Show photography by Karla Gowlett (photoperspective.co.uk) and show design by Chris Barker (chrisbarkerprints.co.uk). Music and jingles by Paddy Gervers & Rob Sell (torchandcompass.com). NonCensored is a Lead Mojo production (leadmojo.co.uk). Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    97. Rishi vs Keir - the first debate!

    Play Episode Listen Later May 31, 2024 37:52


    Harriet and Producer Martin moderate a debate between Prime Minister Rishi Sunak and Leader of the Labour Party Sir Keir Starmer, probing them on the key issues in this election, such as Diane Abbott, and whether they'd start a nuclear war. We also have comedian and resident diversity correspondent Eshaan Akbar on hand to lighten the mood with some 'lighter' questions that might show us the fun side of the candidates and also pop off on socials like The News Agents clips do. We have a live show coming up on Thursday the 20th June at the Museum of Comedy, we would love to see you there: tickets. There'll be Lee Anderson, Penny Mordaunt, and MP Rosie Holt will be signing copies of her new book, which is published that day. Thanks to HN who signed up to support us at patreon.com/NonCensored this week. If you would like to support the show too, you'll get the full interviews in video, a monthly bonus "time for questions" podcast, and a weekly behind-the-scenes podcast except not this week because we've done things a bit differently. You can also keep your questions coming to the team by emailing noncensoredpodcast@gmail.com. And we'll refund a month's subscription for any Patreon who buys a ticket to the live show! Thanks to Rosie Holt (@RosieisaHolt), Brendan Murphy (@notmurphy), Eshaan Akbar (@eshaanakbar),  Rajiv Karia (@rajivakaria), Joz Norris (@joznorris) and Ed Morris. Tickets for Rosie's show, That's Politainment!, are available here. Brendan is taking his show, Buffy ReVamped to the Edinburgh Fringe, and tickets are available now. Eshaan has a stand-up special, The Pretender, available to watch for free on YouTube, and he is going on tour next year with his show Yum. You can see clips of Rajiv doing stand up on his Instagram account, and then you should probably go and see him live. Joz is taking a work-in-progress show, You Wait. Time Passes, to the Edinburgh Fringe, and tickets are available here. Ed also produces Sound Heap with John-Luke Roberts, an excellent podcast that's now available on Maximum Fun. Show photography by Karla Gowlett (photoperspective.co.uk) and show design by Chris Barker (chrisbarkerprints.co.uk). Music and jingles by Paddy Gervers & Rob Sell (torchandcompass.com). NonCensored is a Lead Mojo production (leadmojo.co.uk). Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    96. Rishi Washy

    Play Episode Listen Later May 24, 2024 37:55


    Harriet is joined live from Westminster by the New Statesman's Tim Dalton and from our Westminster Studio by the Telegraph's Siobhan Connery, who give live reaction to the forthcoming general election - why did Rishi call it, how's it going to play out, and what does this mean for 2029? Harriet and Producer Martin also recognise a Hot & Spicy Takeaway of the Week from Eshaan Akbar about the state of Palestine, although lots of people wouldn't. We have a live show coming up on Thursday the 20th June at the Museum of Comedy, we would love to see you there: tickets. There'll be Lee Anderson MP, Penny Mordaunt MP, and MP Rosie Holt will be signing copies of her new book, which is published that day. Thanks to Stephen Smith who signed up to support us at patreon.com/NonCensored this week. If you would like to support the show too, you'll get the full interviews in video, a monthly bonus "time for questions" podcast, and a weekly behind-the-scenes podcast for top-tier backers, which is where we say what we really think about the news and thus run the risk of getting cancelled. You can also keep your questions coming to the team by emailing noncensoredpodcast@gmail.com. And we'll refund a month's subscription for any Patreon who buys a ticket to the live show! Thanks to Rosie Holt (@RosieisaHolt), Brendan Murphy (@notmurphy), Eshaan Akbar (@eshaanakbar), Bethany Black (@bethanyblack.bsky.social), Gareth Gwynn (@garethgwynn) and Ed Morrish. Tickets for Rosie's show, That's Politainment!, are available here. Brendan is taking his show, Buffy ReVamped to the Edinburgh Fringe, and tickets are available now. Eshaan has a stand-up special, The Pretender, available to watch for free on YouTube, and he is going on tour next year with his show Yum. Beth has a fantastic live stand-up show, Always Bet On Beth, which is available for £10 from Go Faster Stripe. Gareth has a podcast with Esyllt "Henny Ffairground" Sears, Xennial Dome, which you can hear here, and also made an excellent documentary about unfinished projects which you can hear on BBC Sounds. Ed also produces Sound Heap with John-Luke Roberts, an excellent podcast that's now available on Maximum Fun. Show photography by Karla Gowlett (photoperspective.co.uk) and show design by Chris Barker (chrisbarkerprints.co.uk). Music and jingles by Paddy Gervers & Rob Sell (torchandcompass.com). NonCensored is a Lead Mojo production (leadmojo.co.uk). Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    95. Make Britain Stinky Again

    Play Episode Listen Later May 17, 2024 40:55


    Producer Martin hosts the show solo this week, and he's joined by John Heffner, an educationalist with strong views on what children should be taught about sex, and by the governor of HMP Chempy, Jemima Payne, who explains why Britain's prisons are bad. He also catches up with Eshaan Akbar for a Hot & Spicy Takeaway about water, immigration, and a potential Spice Girls reunion. We have a live show coming up on Thursday the 20th June at the Museum of Comedy, we would love to see you there: tickets. If you would like to support the show, too, and allow it to keep going, you can sign up at patreon.com/NonCensored, where you'll get the full interviews in video, a monthly bonus "time for questions" podcast, and a weekly behind-the-scenes podcast for top-tier backers, which is where we say what we really think about the news and thus run the risk of getting cancelled. You can also keep your questions coming to the team by emailing noncensoredpodcast@gmail.com. And we'll refund a month's subscription for any Patreon who buys a ticket! Thanks to Brendan Murphy (@notmurphy), Eshaan Akbar (@eshaanakbar), Will Sebag-Montefiore (@wsebag), Davina Bentley (@davinabentleycomedy) and Ed Morrish. Tickets for Rosie's show, That's Politainment!, are available here. Australians can see Brendan perform in Potted Potter, and people in Britain can buy tickets for Buffy ReVamped at the Edinburgh Fringe. Eshaan has a stand-up special, The Pretender, available to watch for free on YouTube, and he is going on tour next year with his show Yum. Will's doing a show, Will Of The People, in Edinburgh, and tickets are available here. Davina does sketches and posts about her gigs in her Instagram. Show photography by Karla Gowlett (photoperspective.co.uk) and show design by Chris Barker (chrisbarkerprints.co.uk). Music and jingles by Paddy Gervers & Rob Sell (torchandcompass.com). NonCensored is a Lead Mojo production (leadmojo.co.uk). Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    94. Nothing To Do With Cyclists!

    Play Episode Listen Later May 10, 2024 39:37


    Harriet and Producer Martin are joined by Britain's newest Labour MP, Natalie Elphicke, who dramatically joined Sir Keir Starmer's "changed" Labour party this week, and explains why it's the party for her. They also get some post-local election analysis from Lord Sir Edwin Beaufort MP, who has an utterly convincing retort to anyone who thinks the elections went poorly for the Tories. Finally, we're joined by Eshaan Akbar for a Hot & Spicy Takeaway about asylum seekers, which has nothing to do with cycling so if you're a cyclist there's nothing in that section for you and you may as well not listen to it. We have a live show coming up on Thursday the 20th June at the Museum of Comedy, we would love to see you there: tickets. If you would like to support the show, too, and allow it to keep going, you can sign up at patreon.com/NonCensored, where you'll get the full interviews in video, a monthly bonus "time for questions" podcast, and a weekly behind-the-scenes podcast for top-tier backers, which is where we say what we really think about the news and thus run the risk of getting cancelled. You can also keep your questions coming to the team by emailing noncensoredpodcast@gmail.com. And we'll refund a month's subscription for any Patreon who buys a ticket! Thanks to Rosie Holt (@RosieIsAHolt), Brendan Murphy (@notmurphy), Eshaan Akbar (@eshaanakbar), Davina Bentley (@davinabentleycomedy), Paul Dunphy (@mrpauldunphy) and Ed Morrish. Tickets for Rosie's show, That's Politainment!, are available here. Australians can see Brendan perform in Potted Potter, and people in Britain can buy tickets for Buffy ReVamped at the Edinburgh Fringe. Eshaan has a stand-up special, The Pretender, available to watch for free on YouTube, and he is going on tour next year with his show Yum. Davina does sketches and posts about her gigs in her Instagram. Paul does Broken News sketches every week with Larry, which can be seen on YouTube. Ed produces Sound Heap with John-Luke Roberts, a very good podcast with lots of your favourite NonCensored people in it. Show photography by Karla Gowlett (photoperspective.co.uk) and show design by Chris Barker (chrisbarkerprints.co.uk). Music and jingles by Paddy Gervers & Rob Sell (torchandcompass.com). NonCensored is a Lead Mojo production (leadmojo.co.uk). Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    93. Farewell, Cool Uncle

    Play Episode Listen Later May 3, 2024 40:55


    Harriet Langley-Swindon and Producer Martin are joined by the presumptive winner of the London Mayoral election, Susan Hall, who sets out her vision for a post-Khan London (which is very similar to a very pre-Khan London. They also speak to outgoing Scottish First Minister Humza Yousaf, who explains why being a cool uncle didn't work out for him, and to Eshaan Akbar, who has a Hot & Spicy Takeaway of the Week about the Americvan university protests. We have a live show coming up on the 20th June at the Museum of Comedy, we would love to see you there: tickets. Thank you to Gemma Hyland for signing up to our Patreon; if you would like to support the show, too, and allow it to keep going, you can sign up at patreon.com/NonCensored, where you'll get the full interviews in video, a monthly bonus "time for questions" podcast, and a weekly behind-the-scenes podcast for top-tier backers, which is where we say what we really think about the news and thus run the risk of getting cancelled. You can also keep your questions coming to the team by emailing noncensoredpodcast@gmail.com. Thanks to Rosie Holt (@RosieIsAHolt), Brendan Murphy (@notmurphy), Eshaan Akbar (@eshaanakbar),  Margaret Cabourn-Smith (@CrushedbyMCS), Sanjeev Kohli (@govindajeggy) and Ed Morrish. Tickets for Rosie's show, That's Politainment!, are available here. Australians can see Brendan perform in Potted Potter, and people in Britain can buy tickets for Buffy ReVamped at the Edinburgh Fringe. Eshaan has a stand-up special, The Pretender, available to watch for free on YouTube, and he is going on tour next year with his show Yum. Margaret hosts the excellent podcast Crushed By Margaret Cabourn-Smith, which you can hear here. Sanjeev Kohli, along with other Still Game cast members, is touring the UK until the end of October with their show Auld Pals. Tickets available here. Show photography by Karla Gowlett (photoperspective.co.uk) and show design by Chris Barker (chrisbarkerprints.co.uk). Music and jingles by Paddy Gervers & Rob Sell (torchandcompass.com). NonCensored is a Lead Mojo production (leadmojo.co.uk). Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    92. From The Horse's Mouth

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 26, 2024 39:35


    Harriet and Producer Martin are joined by A Horse, who explains that HE WASN'T SPOOKED when he ran around London, and by the Reform MP (at the time of writing) Lee Anderson, to celebrate St George's Day. Harriet also hears a Hot & Spicy Takeaway of the Week from Eshaan Akbar about lovely, lovely booze. We have a live show coming up on the 20th June at the Museum of Comedy, we would love to see you there: tickets. If you would like to support the show and allow it to keep going, you can sign up to support us at patreon.com/NonCensored, where you'll get the full interviews in video, a monthly bonus "time for questions" podcast, and a weekly behind-the-scenes podcast for top-tier backers, which is where we say what we really think about the news and thus run the risk of getting cancelled. You can also keep your questions coming to the team by emailing noncensoredpodcast@gmail.com. Thanks to Rosie Holt (@RosieIsAHolt), Brendan Murphy (@notmurphy), Eshaan Akbar (@eshaanakbar),  John-Luke Roberts (@jlukeroberts), Will Sebag-Montefiore (@wsebag) and Ed Morrish. Tickets for Rosie's show, That's Politainment!, are available here. Australians can see Brendan perform in Potted Potter, and people in Britain can buy tickets for Buffy ReVamped at the Edinburgh Fringe. Eshaan has a stand-up special, The Pretender, available to watch for free on YouTube, and he is going on tour next year with his show Yum. Will is taking a show, Will Of The People, to Edinburgh, and tickets are already on sale. John-Luke presents Sound Heap with John-Luke Roberts, an excellent podcast that's now available on Maximum Fun. Show photography by Karla Gowlett (photoperspective.co.uk) and show design by Chris Barker (chrisbarkerprints.co.uk). Music and jingles by Paddy Gervers & Rob Sell (torchandcompass.com). NonCensored is a Lead Mojo production (leadmojo.co.uk). Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    91. Bring Back Drink Driving

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 19, 2024 41:12


    Harriet and Producer Martin are joined by former Prime Minister Liz Truss, who explains why the smoking ban is a bad idea and also reveals her role in the Mark Menzies "bad people" story, and by The World's Greatest Lawyer Suella Braverman, who gives a full and unchallenged account of how she was cancelled in Belgium. We also hear from Eshaan Akbar about why he's fed up with Islamophobic dogwhistles, so it's time for some up-front Islamophobia. If you would like to support the show and allow it to keep going, you can sign up to support us at patreon.com/NonCensored, where you'll get the full interviews in video, a monthly bonus "time for questions" podcast, and a weekly behind-the-scenes podcast for top-tier backers, which is where we say what we really think about the news and thus run the risk of getting cancelled. You can also keep your questions coming to the team by emailing noncensoredpodcast@gmail.com. Thanks to Rosie Holt (@RosieIsAHolt), Brendan Murphy (@notmurphy), Eshaan Akbar (@eshaanakbar), Susan Harrison (@SueHarrison123), Athena Kugblenu (@athenakugblenu) and Ed Morrish. Tickets for Rosie's show, That's Politainment!, are available here. Australians can see Brendan perform in Potted Potter, and people in Britain can buy tickets for Buffy ReVamped at the Edinburgh Fringe. Eshaan has a stand-up special, The Pretender, available to watch for free on YouTube, and he is going on tour next year with his show Yum. Susan does videos as Liz Truss which you can find on her socials as well as YouTube. If you're in Berlin, you can see Showdown, written by Athena, at the Chamaeleon; she also co-hosts the award-winning kids podcast, Bust Or Trust. Ed also produces Sound Heap with John-Luke Roberts, an excellent podcast that's now available on Maximum Fun. Show photography by Karla Gowlett (photoperspective.co.uk) and show design by Chris Barker (chrisbarkerprints.co.uk). Music and jingles by Paddy Gervers & Rob Sell (torchandcompass.com). NonCensored is a Lead Mojo production (leadmojo.co.uk). Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    90. Ideas To Win, With Liz Truss

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 12, 2024 31:34


    Harriet and Producer Martin are joined by old friend of the show Liz Truss, for a slightly different style of NonCensored - it's Ideas To Win, in which leading political thinkers put forward ideas for a Conservative Manifesto that can win the hearts and minds of the British public, and crush the woke left once and for all. If you have any policy suggestions for Ideas To Win, you can email us at noncensoredpodcast@gmail.com or, even better, sign up to our Patreon at Patreon.com/NonCensored, where you can support the show directly for the price of a pint a month, and you'll get loads of bonus content, too. We will be recording out 100th show LIVE on the 20th June at the Museum of Comedy in London. You can get tickets here, and Patreons who forward their booking to noncesoredpodcast@gmail.com will get a month's subscription refunded. Thanks to Rosie Holt (@RosieIsAHolt), Brendan Murphy (@notmurphy), Eshaan Akbar (@eshaanakbar), Susan Harrison (@SueHarrison123) and Ed Morrish. Tickets for Rosie's show, That's Politainment!, are available here. Tickets for Brendan's show, Buffy Revamped, are available here. Eshaan has a stand-up special, The Pretender, available to watch for free on YouTube.  Susan Harrison does character videos, including ones as Liz Truss, on her Twitter and Instagram pages, as well as on YouTube. Ed also produces Sound Heap with John-Luke Roberts, an excellent podcast that's now available on Maximum Fun. Show photography by Karla Gowlett (photoperspective.co.uk) and show design by Chris Barker (chrisbarkerprints.co.uk). Music and jingles by Paddy Gervers & Rob Sell (torchandcompass.com). NonCensored is a Lead Mojo production (leadmojo.co.uk). Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    89. End The Naughty Gravy

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 5, 2024 41:27


    Harriet and Producer Martin are joined by old friend of the show Sir Douglas Brown, the head of Southern Central Thames Water, to explain what it'll take for his company to do something about the overflowing sewers all over the country, and by Eshaan Akbar, who rates a K-Pop Apology in ApologyWatch. Harriet also hosts a debate between Sir Keir Starmer and comedian/pundit Colin Sense - no relation! - about the most pressing issue being talked about in offices up and down the country: National Trust Scones. Thanks to Rob Stevens for signing up to our Patreon this week. They're getting ad-free episodes, exclusive videos, bonus podcasts and other things, and you can join them and help us pay our guests by going to patreon.com/NonCensored and lapping up all that delicious extra content. Keep your questions coming to the team by emailing noncensoredpodcast@gmail.com. Thanks to Rosie Holt (@RosieIsAHolt), Brendan Murphy (@notmurphy), Eshaan Akbar (@eshaanakbar), Oliver Izod (@oliverizod), Joz Norris (@JozNorris), Paul Dunphy (@mrpauldunphy) and Ed Morrish. Tickets for Rosie's show, That's Politainment!, are available here. Tickets for Brendan's show, Buffy Revamped, are available here. Eshaan has a stand-up special, The Pretender, available to watch for free on YouTube.  Joz's special, Joz Norris Is Dead, Long Live Mr Fruit Salad, is available to watch here. Paul releases funny sketches every Friday with Larry. Check out Larry & Paul on YouTube. Ed also produces Sound Heap with John-Luke Roberts, an excellent podcast that's now available on Maximum Fun. Show photography by Karla Gowlett (photoperspective.co.uk) and show design by Chris Barker (chrisbarkerprints.co.uk). Music and jingles by Paddy Gervers & Rob Sell (torchandcompass.com). NonCensored is a Lead Mojo production (leadmojo.co.uk). Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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