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Fully 20 minutes of free advertising for Hard Mountain Dew. SPONSOR US WE LOVE YOU Introducing the Green Bay School of Ayurvedic Medicine!It's February, and everyone is sad!Phil Mickelson! Wow!BEAR OF EXCEPTIONAL SIZE NEWSUntil we meet again, visit sunny preownedairboats.comSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

FOLKS, we have corralled for your personal enjoyment one recent Jeopardy(!) winner, one former classmate of Cap'n Surber, one distant cousin of Holly's, and one dapper-dressed stay-at-home uncle, all contained within the form of East Bend, North Carolina's own "Uncle" Lawrence "Skip" LongYou may actually not ever guess where Jason is this week, at least not if you're Spencer; fortunately we tell you right up frontElements introduced into the Lore this week include the concept of "wine uncles" as well as "luxury sideburns"One host spends this entire time trying to figure out whether or not this means they can get on Jeopardy or notVisit sunny preownedairboats.comSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Tennessee has the same problems over and over again; you can tell them apart from Auburn because Auburn has different problems every time!Introducing Spencer's perpetual Warhammer purchasing machineJackass and Moonfall are here to save you from caring about the OscarsVisit sunny preownedairboats.com See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Welcome noted Cincinnati export and most prestigious flower of the EDSBS coaching tree, Jane Coaston!Spencer thinks rocking chairs don't want it enoughA detailed film review of the Golden Corral brawlWe lost vigilance and the Applebees song snuck back into the public's ears via the NFLThe Marines are at it againNEW MERCH AVAILABLE at sunny preownedairboats.comSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Our unstoppable train of Dawg-respecting is blasting through your tiny town to bring you the good news: the 2008 Florida football team was not very good!Boats These Days: Are they too big now?"Fellas, is it gay to be buried in the earth after death?" Worry no more!Midway through this episode, Spencer begins insisting that Jason Statham, the actor, has "range"; best of luck hanging on until the end.NEW NEW NEW MERCH available at sunny preownedairboats.com!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

We knew about Josh Allen this entire time, and if we have ever indicated anything to the contrary, we were clearly bluffing Dildo Jai Alai is invented We are giving Satan too much gas Introducing two new segments, “how's the Tahoe?“ And “let's remember some dawgs“ See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

- Celebrating the great victory for our shiny cerulean antifa state! - Hear our entire production meeting as a preshow treat, not a postproduction glitch! It's mostly about the dadlife murder fantasia "Yellowstone" masquerading as prestige television and the people who have lied to us about that. - Is Mark Richt totally Mark Wrecked over Kirby winning a title with yet another no-account quarterback? - From the Great Beyond of parental leave, hear Ryan's theory about what took so long for Georgia to get this one done! - Jason returns home with a newfound appreciation for Indianapolis! - Everyone on the show adds "Get in a barfight on GMA" to their respective bucket lists. - The gang invents an entirely new kind of funeral, the “Catch-a-Carl." - Welcome to the Fullcast EU, airborne sensei Ronald O. Hamburger! - Spencer mixes up "less than zero chance" with "greater than zero chance" – will this have consequences?? - Visit sunny preownedairboats.comSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Holly, Jason, and Spencer review the two most important things we can talk about this week. The first is a national title game between Georgia and Alabama. The second is a regional tradition of building an entire floor of a house devoted to a single unprotected toilet. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

In part three of this year's 40 for 40 preview spectacular, Holly, Jason, and Spencer cover Why tertiary character Pat Narduzzi can't carry a full storyline by himself for PittWisconsin getting the classic "garden hose of Jack" at a Vegas buffet Utah playing every snap with eleven fullbacks on every play The exhausting personal life of Tony the Tiger at the Sun Bowl A generic preview of your bowl game if it gets canceled after we publish this podcast See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Holly, Jason, and Spencer dive into the second installment of our annual 40 for 40 bowl previews, including such important questions as:"Will anyone show up to play for Hawaii?""Is Dave Doeren an actual person, and is he good at his job?""Has Jason solved the human question of how to combat existential despair with the Breakfast Crunchwrap?""Can we manifest Mack Brown covered in mayonnaise, and if so how much mayonnaise we talkin' here?"See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Holly, Jason, Ryan, and Spencer speedrun the early slate of bowls, including answering important questions like:1. Which sponsors can be milled into a #nutritious #paste?2. Why is Pac-12 champion BYU playing UAB in Shreveport?3. What bowl game matchup sounds most like a super racist Supreme Court case?4. Will San Diego State win despite a determination to do absolutely nothing but punt? 5. Gasparilla Bowl? (SOURCE????) See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Welcome to Gooch Week, that liminal space between conference championships and bowl games, peppered here and there by Army/Navy, FCS playoffs, and other sundry entertainments. We are here to craft a sprawling and terrifying narrative around the mothballed Showbiz Pizza robot known only as Antioch, The Birthday Spider. Sleep tight!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Can we roll dice in order to fill not just the Oklahoma and Notre Dame jobs, but every single open head coaching job in FBS? (The answer: Yes, but it might end up with Lane Kiffin coaching at a genuinely shocking destination.) See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The Advice Show Trilogy comes to a thunderous end with THE RETURN OF THE ADVICE, with perfect answers including: The Sims being a deadly accurate portrayal of life and social media A game of "Actual Country Music Title versus AI-Generated Country Music Title" Waiting for enlightenment at Waffle House A review of midlife crisis vehicles A discussion of history's most infamous cesspool disaster LIKE AND SUBSCRIBE SO WE CAN FEED OUR CHILDREN BECKONY AND LEON See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The intrepid crew of the good ship Fullcast are joined by Michael Felder and Emily Kirk for a series of loud arguments concerning Thanksgiving and the celebration thereof.POINTS OF COMBAT INCLUDE:What is the correct Thanksgiving meat?Which holidays are best for greens?Is pecan pie trash?Is chess pie trash?Casseroles: why are they?Whose family makes the worst macaroni?PLUS: Ryan makes a devastating threat against Spencer's dinner table that ends in a harrowing cliffhangerVisit homefieldapparel.com/collections/shutdown-fullcast for NEW MERCH, including the blessed return of the always holiday-appropriate University of Night Ham shirt! Please visit sunny preownedairboats.com for all other related wares.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

On what we like to call #GivingTuesday, the Fullcast crew opened the floor for those seeking advice. On the way to solving all of our reader's life problems we invented the Georgia Divorce Ranch, Cryptocurrency for Kids, and the world's dankest roulette wheel. Put all of your listening dollars on 69, and subscribe and thrive. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

To celebrate the advent of November and crunch time in college football, we spend all but thirty seconds of this episode discussing the trials and tribulations of owning and properly caring for an emotional support monkey. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The intrepid crew of the good spaceship Shutdown Fullcast takes a mid-season break from their ceaseless analysis of college football to stage a mock draft of video game franchises you'd take to a desert island. Backs are stabbed over Dr. Mario! Fronts are stabbed over Zelda! Ryan does a pretty great Wave Race voice!And stalwart Cap'n Surber reveals unexplored depths of competitive energy around a Belgian mountain range ... but which one?? As always, visit sunny preownedairboats.comSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

On this episode, we have guest Michael Felder from Hand in the Dirt to discuss the marvels of Arkansas QB KJ Jefferson, going to the movies around retirement home schedules, how the wedge salad is "The Bloomin' Onion of healthy foods," the terror of the fade route, and Spencer tries to convince everyone the best job in college football involves the alma mater of the most successful vampire fiction author of all time. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

We talk about the stupidest fights we've ever seen. Then, we review a simply incredible list of reader submitted fights including: --Soldiers staging a multi-room brawl over a ham sandwich--Tussling over the rules of...hacky-sack? --A man fighting for his right to eat old beef There's also a discussion of how to license mobile hot tubs, what Mike and the Mad Dog would have made of League of Their Own, and we figure out which school is Satanic Hogwarts with a skate park. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week the Fullcast discusses trading Florida for Italy, why Big Tex should be burned down every year at Texas/OU, discusses how potatoes are a more desirable commodity than time, looks at how hard Arkansas and Ole Miss will try way too hard to make something happen this weekend, and we beg everyone to please stop putting Arizona in the cart. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The thrilling conclusion to our Summer Stonks ChallengeWe get a pretty long way into the show before we realize we're creating a financial crime … or is it a mutual fund??Jason and Holly go on a heist, leaving Ryan and Spencer to preview Week 5Does anybody want to be our CFO? Jail time all but guaranteedPlease visit sunny preownedairboats.comSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The crew discusses UConn-Vanderbilt, one of the most attendable* games of this season before moving on to the important stuff: a meticulous and painstaking guide to regional fast food ordering, which winds up angering our beloved producer more than anything else we've ever said on this show.*Unless you're a 12-foot skeletonSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The gang invents an insurance companyStep right up to the USC coaching search carousel! Does that horse have Pat Haden's face? Mind your own business!Jordan Battle, hail and farewellA lot of background screaming, but for a good reason this timeThere's also a ton of football talk in this episode, we don't feel great about that eitherVisit sunny preownedairboats.comSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

We made Ryan watch the Applebee's commercialSpencer does charades, on a podcastTitanic is a movie about a thriving lady who rids herself of a worthless manWe have re-declared war on England, this is largely unrelated to TitanicAll of this happens before the 20-minute markSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Bret Bielema has a little Drax in him. Don't make us like you, Bert. A sharp detour through Atlanta's Dudes Rock! HouseSome grudging anticipation of Week 1! Did you know there's football tonight??An announcement about the future of the Fullcast!Visit sunny preownedairboats.comSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

It's the back-to-school special edition of our beloved Disasters series, which runs for less than one minute before you get Spencer saying "I think they thought I was dead"A loving retelling of a piece of Jason lore known to true Fullcasteers as "The Ozymandias Incident"A haunting ghost story from Surber about a phantom dildoVisit sunny preownedairboats.com!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Notes: The gang picks their preseason top four college football teams. What do you mean, “This sounds like a trap”? Look, just get through Spencer's alarming affection for Tim Tebow and we promise there's jokes on the other side. Visit sunny preownedairboats.com! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The Coaches Poll is out! Marshall and Florida State are made rivals by it!Is there an NFL washout hiding in the staff ranks at your school? You sure about that?The gang weathers a rare attack of NFL Dean TerrorHolly invents Clemson DenialJason plays film critic! This week: OLD BEACH, a movieBuy stuff with our faces on it at preownedairboats.comSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

HOTTY PODDY, Y'ALL. We revisit a beloved classic Fullcast format, and game out what might happen if (when) the newly expanded SEC goes to war … with itself. Jason is our Dan Carlin Dungeonmaster, as always.Naturally, this all leads to a number of gumbo arguments.Featuring a surprise Split Zone Duo guest! Don't worry, it's not Godfrey.The whole gang agrees on something for the first time in show history.We have had another online commerce incident. Still not Ryan's fault!!NEW BUSINESS IDEA: Wingstop + Zales???See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

- We made a bunch of new conferences, and got rid of all the other schools, you are welcome. - This is a lot of work, so we brought in two (2) NEW guest conference commissioners. - Because we had company, the episode suffers a massive audio failure halfway through. - A new musical instrument joins the show!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

We answer YOUR questions at* SEC Media Days! *Surber's in Hoover, it counts! Invented in this episode: ARBY'S CHURCH! Also invented in this episode: JEANS OLYMPICS! A Ginuwine-themed detour that is NOT about Pony! We celebrate the Fullcat's birthday! A harrowing tale from our first online store that was NOT our fault! Sorry, Carol! A Sisqo story from 2017! Mark Stoops Take Us To A Steakhouse Challenge! Please rate and review our college football podcast See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

It's our Fast Saga episode, and you know what that means: Ryan and Surber have finally seen all the movies. And you know what THAT means: This is war. Brother against brother. Family against family. John Cena on a ten-minute zipline is observed. Canon is established. Jason Statham is still not welcome at the cookout #Justice4Han #notmyJasonIntroducing Middle South Airlines! Look, just go with it.Also introducing the Fullcast store! Visit preownedairboats.com for all your worldly needs.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

However too long you think the discussion of the plot of the 2012 movie “Battleship” based on the game by Hasbro might be, please know that we spared you from at least 20 additional minutes of arguing over itNEW INVENTIONS OCCURRING IN THIS EPISODE: a system of criminal justice based entirely in Costco, yet another cryptocurrency, and a Methodists-only form of martial artsThis is also the SEC MEDIA DAYS PREVIEW episode; now let's all welcome Nick Saban to the stage with an accordion flash mobWithout Jeremy Pruitt there to prop up the side, which SEC head coach is likeliest to pull out a pair of nunchucks during a nationally televised game?We accept full responsibility for Eric Adams' victory in the New York mayoral primary. Sorry??See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

We asked for bold predictions for the upcoming college football season, and you answered with hammers. So stunned were we by the certainty of these prophecies that we ended up doing several things we're not used to in this episode, like “talking about college football“ and “carefully parsing Arkansas‘s schedule”. Also, Spencer has mixed up NIL and NLI so many times that we're all starting to do it too. Sorry!!Privacy Policy and California Privacy Notice.

--We discuss the NCAA getting shut out in the national title game of legal cases --No really, it's hilarious, they got destroyed--Worse, they asked to be destroyed, thinking they would win! --And it only cost them $75 million to lose every case! --THEY MADE BRETT KAVANAUGH SUGGEST A UNION--Some light discussion of whether Captain America brought oral sex to the United States --A review of the Daddingest Things--Jason begins a ten year campaign to convince his wife to live in a van --Spencer gets bigtimed by his own father on Father's Day--Holly suggests a cable channel of comfort movies only aired during sports for psychological comfort

- It's a time of great upheaval and change in our fair sport, and we responded the best way we know how: By talking for half an hour about the nerve center, the beating heart of the game. That's right: It's the New York City mayoral race. Please rate and review our college football podcast. - who is VANILLA PRIME??

- It's Ryan's birthday and we got him a new nickname! - The rest of the episode is devoted to YOUR spiciest space takes! - Introducing the Mojo Grill Fugue, the hot new psychological state that's sweeping the greater Tampa area! - Tell Arizona Iced Tea to sponsor our podcast! Or Tang! The drink of astronauts! We would love a Cheerwine, thanks for asking! - TELL THEM. - #KeepMarsMoist

State mottos, ranked, PLUS:Spencer is convinced there is a “weird way“ to take off a shirtRyan wears a tank top!Which beloved Louis Sachar character is revealed to be Jason?Holly makes herself sick during the show in an entirely new way How to sneak into Australia with an American passport

If you are attending somebody’s fourth wedding or higher, that person’s family fucked up!When is the optimal time on a wedding day to fight the clergy?If your wedding is written up in the New York Post, you fucked up!Why cargo shorts are the ideal wedding attireWhich former Fullcast guest turned the Designing Women house into a Superfund site?When to confess your love for the bride or groom and then join the Marines!

Topics of note this week include:1. The Pac-12 turns itself into an enormous casino2. What the exact age you became a person was 3. How many hours precisely one can spend in Las Vegas before the sadness sets in 4. Which team should actually get to play home games in The Rose Bowl 5. Nick Saban wants skinnier hosses

- This week, we rank college football powers and would-be powers by potential endorsement deals via each school’s most famous booster! - Spencer is almost positive he knows the difference between NLI and NIL, but that knowledge is definitely not apparent in this episode! - Did you know it’s legal to shoot down hot-air balloons in Kansas on one day each year?

- Previously! On the Shutdown Fullcast! No small amount of time is spent reviewing last week’s episode! - Spencer refuses to bring back Prince! Shame on him! - Some innovative new draft language, measured in food-pounds, is explored

Trevor Lawrence! Rondale Moore! Najee Harris! Mac Jones?? PLUS: How the Thong Song exemplifies Sisqo’s personal duel with the Lord!

- Ryan has a very cool solution for Spencer’s “I owe the internet video of me drinking 300 beers” that Spencer just barrels past - A #TwoAmericas law enforcement story introduces God’s secret archangel, Cajun Damon - A goodish number of wildlife updates - Hey, the Charity Bowl’s over, we have a lot of people to thank and are going to forget at least half of them. We’re very tired! You did this to us!

Michigan won the charity bowl, again, and Spencer and Holly bring Randy and Jason Sklar on to discuss important Wolverine matters. Because this is the Fullcast, this turns out to mean “the episode is mostly about Grey’s Anatomy.”

- There is no describing this episode. Look, just play it. You’ll get there. - Alternate title was going to be THE TICK WAR EPISODE - The LEAST upsetting voice in this episode is Spencer’s Joe Paterno, if that tells you anything - In a shocking revelation, at least one member of this podcast thinks it used to be “too easy to obtain dynamite in this country”!

When you think about it, we’re all just running downhill for Jesus Second Easter of quarantine, reviewed (bad!)Presidents’ Days of the future, improvedRyan invites the ire of nautical cocaine traffickers worldwide, for business purposes

• How much y’all reckon it would cost to just buy a football program outright?• Short on new can’t-miss business ideas this week, but almost positive we’re the first media outlet to suggest militarizing rodeo clowns• Who are you, “officer," to tell us we “cannot” jetski through the Suez Canal• Ryan invents a game that reveals just how easy Spencer would be to steal from• There are manatee noises! It’s not cute!!

Jason, Spencer, Holly, and Ryan break down early-round action in the 2021 NCAA men’s and women’s basketball tournaments. Like and subscribe to our college football podcast.

Please welcome Skylab Carl, Tequila Derek, and Judge CatfishWhich tiger-affiliated school is the least equipped to handle rapidly moving water?Spencer fights against the strictures of both biology and physics, againThrill to Ryan’s tale of Florida’s sovereign sinkhole!A robust debate: What is the perfect size of bird to fight?