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Marriages are complicated. Today, let's discuss different fighting styles to apply to various action stars you've caught in torrid embraces with your wifeWelcome to GronkAI ™The return of Ryan As Jigsaw with a fun new game that makes everybody madAn innovative new scheduling idea for Mississipppi StateWho would like to sponsor Spencer and Ryan's crying tour through IrelandAnother innovative new scheduling idea for everybody elseInitial NCAA '26 reactionsFullcast theme song arranged and performed by Wes HuntCheck out Surber's band, Killer Antz: https://linktr.ee/killerantz and his podcast Podcasterino: https://rss.com/podcasts/podcasterino-pod1/Listen to Phantom Island, Ryan's new show with Godfrey, which is not a college football show because a second simply cannot exist, at falconscottproductions.comCheck out Jason's free CFB Watch Grid newsletter and other work: https://www.jasonkirk.fyiDID YOU KNOW: Holly and Spencer write a year-round newsletter, featuring football and also unfootball things, at https://channel-6.ghost.io

- Get ready for the 2025 Tour de France and learn which award we are stealing from the race for college football - Choose your Frisco Lady Fighter- A brief tour of early Hot Dog Eating Contests- Hoopfest: Medical Nightmare or Safest Sport of All Time?- Fullcast theme song arranged and performed by Christian Ashlock- Check out Surber's band, Killer Antz: https://linktr.ee/killerantz- Listen to Phantom Island, Ryan's new show with Godfrey, which is not a college football show because a second simply cannot exist, at falconscottproductions.com- Check out Jason's free CFB Watch Grid newsletter and other work: https://www.jasonkirk.fyi- DID YOU KNOW: Holly and Spencer write a year-round newsletter, featuring football and also unfootball things, at https://channel-6.ghost.io

- Let's remember some boys: https://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2004/08/30/the-boys-4- Breaking some college basketball news to Spencer- Hideo Kojima reveals himself to either be a longtime listener or our personal puppeteer- We put Ryan in space- College World Series film breakdown- Tracing the historical legacy of college football coaches getting thrown out of games, featuring field legends Will Muschamp and Woody Hayes- Fullcast theme song arranged and performed by Matthew Flovski- Check out Surber's band, Killer Antz: https://linktr.ee/killerantz- Listen to Phantom Island, Ryan's new show with Godfrey, which is not a college football show because a second simply cannot exist, at falconscottproductions.com- Check out Jason's free CFB Watch Grid newsletter and other work: https://www.jasonkirk.fyi- DID YOU KNOW: Holly and Spencer write a year-round newsletter, featuring football and also unfootball things, at https://channel-6.ghost.io

Parade badSmell worseGive Gravedigger a gunPre-writers bustedFun new game for first respondersWe know how to fix the NBA FinalsSouvenons-nous de quelques gars de chaiseFullcast theme song arranged and performed by Trey McClureCheck out Surber's band, Killer Antz: https://linktr.ee/killerantzListen to Phantom Island, Ryan's new show with Godfrey, which is not a college football show because a second simply cannot exist, at falconscottproductions.comCheck out Jason's free CFB Watch Grid newsletter and other work: https://www.jasonkirk.fyi/DID YOU KNOW: Holly and Spencer write a year-round newsletter, featuring football and also unfootball things, at https://channel-6.ghost.io/

This is somehow the first episode where Ryan has reason to ask Spencer "Are you recording your living will right now?"We're joined by Scott of Action Cookbook fame in an attempt to fix the annoying parts of the college football postseason.We do accomplish that goal by the end of the episode. We're calling this solution "The Knockout Game," a term of our own inventionFullcast theme song arranged and performed by Corey CunninghamCheck out Surber's band, Killer Antz: https://linktr.ee/killerantzListen to Phantom Island, Ryan's new show with Godfrey, which is not a college football show because a second simply cannot exist, at falconscottproductions.comCheck out Jason's free CFB Watch Grid newsletter and other work: https://www.jasonkirk.fyi/DID YOU KNOW: Holly and Spencer write a year-round newsletter, featuring football and also unfootball things, at https://channel-6.ghost.io/

It's time once again for our annual Italian cycling episode, and Cap'n Surber's got the micWhat endurance athletes can learn from elite hot-dog eatersA Ryan segment serving as a reminder that we are also the nation's leading NAIA baseball podcastThe legend(s) of Rev The River MonsterWomen's College World Series celebratory segment, pointedly and hurtfully excluding StanfordMoving through our typical progression, we come next to the Knicks coaching searchAll of this sounds made up and somehow is not. It is JunePlease bring back the celebrity summer sports shows. ThanksJohn Currie, welcome back to the Tennessee group chat extended universeTrade secrets about preseason rankings, divulgedJason takes us out on a heaterFullcast theme song arranged and performed by Trey McClureCheck out Surber's band, Killer Antz: https://linktr.ee/killerantzListen to Phantom Island, Ryan's new show with Godfrey, which is not a college football show because a second simply cannot exist, at falconscottproductions.comCheck out Jason's free CFB Watch Grid newsletter and other work: https://www.jasonkirk.fyi/DID YOU KNOW: Holly and Spencer write a year-round newsletter, featuring football and also unfootball things, at https://channel-6.ghost.io/

For the holiday week, we bring you a treat: the unearthed recording of our summer 2024 live show in Raleigh, North Carolina, featuring the third installment of our most popular running disaster theme: lawns and the calamities that befall themFullcast theme song arranged and performed by Russell PowellCheck out Surber's band, Killer Antz: https://linktr.ee/killerantzListen to Phantom Island, Ryan's new show with Godfrey, which is not a college football show because a second simply cannot exist, at falconscottproductions.comCheck out Jason's free CFB Watch Grid newsletter and other work: https://www.jasonkirk.fyi/DID YOU KNOW: Holly and Spencer write a year-round newsletter, featuring football and also unfootball things, at https://channel-6.ghost.io/

First order of business: Ryan selects a new CEO for college football Second order of business: What is the ideal name for each position player in football? Lots of announcements in this one, helpfully collected for you in the podcast business section right smack in the middle of the episode Help us run up the score on intrepid reader Emily's fundraiser for Georgia STOMP: https://secure.givelively.org/donate/georgia-stomp-inc/emily-brand-0 RSVP for the June 28th Charity Bowl celebration in Ann Arbor at pizzawestern.com Fullcast theme song arranged and performed by Trey McClure Check out Surber's band, Killer Antz: https://linktr.ee/killerantz Listen to Phantom Island, Ryan's new show with Godfrey, which is not a college football show because a second simply cannot exist, at falconscottproductions.com Check out Jason's free CFB Watch Grid newsletter and other work: https://www.jasonkirk.fyi/ DID YOU KNOW: Holly and Spencer write a year-round newsletter, featuring football and also unfootball things, at https://channel-6.ghost.io/

It is time to be concerned about Ryan's emotional processingWhat do Interstellar, Little Giants, and Grave of the Fireflies have in common?The Legend of Cookie ManSpencer identifies the true fast food restaurant of Saudi ArabiaAn important discussion about Michael Jordan winning Luc Longley's clothingFullcast theme song arranged and performed by Michael SitlerCheck out Surber's band, Killer Antz: https://linktr.ee/killerantzListen to Phantom Island, Ryan's new show with Godfrey, which is not a college football show because a second simply cannot exist, at falconscottproductions.comCheck out Jason's free CFB Watch Grid newsletter and other work: https://www.jasonkirk.fyi/DID YOU KNOW: Holly and Spencer write a year-round newsletter, featuring football and also unfootball things, at https://channel-6.ghost.io/

Folks we're fighting the atheists with our heavenly dicks againLet's use that viral soda map to do conference realignmentPerils of the new GTARyan is mad about the Kentucky Derby for reasons you probably cannot predict but we hope you will appreciateWhere to go for lunch in AmericaTest driving our Mike Lombardi voicesCritical support to the gotcha merchants at CBS Sunday MorningStaring uneasily at the normies cresting the horizon of the Belichick chronicleFullcast theme song arranged and performed by Nathan BerryCheck out Surber's band, Killer Antz: https://linktr.ee/killerantzListen to Phantom Island, Ryan's new show with Godfrey, which is not a college football show because a second simply cannot exist, at falconscottproductions.comCheck out Jason's free CFB Watch Grid newsletter and other work: https://www.jasonkirk.fyi/DID YOU KNOW: Holly and Spencer write a year-round newsletter, featuring football and also unfootball things, at https://channel-6.ghost.io/

Spencer and Jason welcome Joel Anderson for a discussion of this year's biggest NFL draft surprises, and also all the theme parks they have been to where people have died. Fullcast theme song arranged and performed by Corey Cunningham Check out Surber's band, Killer Antz: https://linktr.ee/killerantz Sign up for update's about Ryan's secret new project at falconscottproductions.com Check out Jason's free CFB Watch Grid newsletter and other work: https://www.jasonkirk.fyi/ DID YOU KNOW: Holly and Spencer write a year-round newsletter, featuring football and also unfootball things, at https://channel-6.ghost.io/

This episode starts with "Vatican III is for dogs," if you want to set your expectations ahead of timeThe Haint ™ is also feeling EXTRA festive, so just prepare yourselves spiritually for thatWe are minus one Ryan this week and plus one Victoria Zeller. Double celebrity author show!! Pre-order Victoria's book here, if you're a ball-knower or would like to be perceived as such: https://victoria.monster/#bookdriveCharity Bowl results are in! Y'all blew us away! You can see the results at moneycannon.org. LET US NOW SING THE PRAISES OF THE MATTIVERSEIt's NFL Draft week, apparently, so we're drafting discontinued fast food itemsThis is an exercise that seems harmless enough but results in a confession from Spencer more horrifying than any Ricky Gervais voice he's ever doneSpencer crosses the barAn unexpected wildlife encounter at Holly's place provides us with a rare unintentional cliffhangerFullcast theme song arranged and performed by Russell PowellCheck out Surber's band, Killer Antz: https://linktr.ee/killerantzSign up for update's about Ryan's secret new project at falconscottproductions.comCheck out Jason's free CFB Watch Grid newsletter and other work: https://www.jasonkirk.fyi/DID YOU KNOW: Holly and Spencer write a year-round newsletter, featuring football and also unfootball things, at https://channel-6.ghost.io/

- Welcome to Charity Bowl week, now featuring new tools to track how badly you're beating your rivals at https://www.moneycannon.org/- The questions mainstream media isn't asking about Steve Belichick - Finding coaches with overly long Wikipedia career summaries- The Cursed Island of the 2007 Atlanta Falcons- Maybe this is the Charity Bowl stretch goal Spencer will fulfill- This week's theme song by Trey McClure - Check out Surber's band, Killer Antz: https://linktr.ee/killerantz - Sign up for update's about Ryan's secret new project at https://www.falconscottproductions.com/ - Check out Jason's free CFB Watch Grid newsletter and other work: https://www.jasonkirk.fyi/- DID YOU KNOW: Holly and Spencer write a year-round newsletter, featuring football and also unfootball things, at https://channel-6.ghost.io/

Ryan shares a bold vision of the future for EA Sports' flagship college football propertyFinal Four RecapWhich teams in what sports do we think we could coach to a precise .500 record in one season?A refresher course for fired coachesThe 2025 Charity Bowl begins on April 14Fullcast theme song arranged and performed by Russell PowellCheck out Surber's band, Killer Antz: https://linktr.ee/killerantzSign up for update's about Ryan's secret new project at falconscottproductions.comCheck out Jason's free CFB Watch Grid newsletter and other work: https://www.jasonkirk.fyi/DID YOU KNOW: Holly and Spencer write a year-round newsletter, featuring football and also unfootball things, at https://channel-6.ghost.io/

Holly contemplates some recreational tree surgeryMeet a new Lady UncleMajor League Baseball injury reportRequisitioning elements of other sports to build a better or at least more interesting form of college footballMerch Madness totals announced and new PTKU initiative unveiled!The 2025 Charity Bowl begins on April 14Fullcast theme song arranged and performed by Nick KiviCheck out Surber's band, Killer Antz: https://linktr.ee/killerantzListen to Ryan's other, less harrowing show, We're Not All Like This, and check out his new narrative podcast with Steven Godfrey, Who Killed College Football? https://www.wkcfb.com/Check out Jason's free CFB Watch Grid newsletter and other work: https://www.jasonkirk.fyi/DID YOU KNOW: Holly and Spencer write a year-round newsletter, featuring football and also unfootball things, at https://channel-6.ghost.io/

Ryan shares his bold new vision for personal bankingSpencer gets a new nicknameYes, Venom is also in this episode. You're welcomeA dive into the lore of Gatorlode®"How do y'all vomit?"This will eventually be known as "the Halle Berry episode" for a couple different reasons, and we're confident you will be surprised by both of them!Tips for Men: Maximize productivity in your morning routines!Is This Movie A Sports Movie?

Recorded October 2024 at Furnace FestOur loudest WWWWWWWWWWELCOME everClosing pitcher Gasolina SharkAnatomically correct UGA band formationYes, Michigan-Ohio State has always been like thisRock Jam Cock/Christ FestI gotta save my family's bass clarinet farmThe rap song you should never play in PhillyCountry Roads circle pit Check out Surber's band, Killer Antz: https://linktr.ee/killerantzListen to Ryan's other, less harrowing show, We're Not All Like This, and check out his new narrative podcast with Steven Godfrey, Who Killed College Football? https://www.wkcfb.com/DID YOU KNOW: Holly and Spencer write a year-round newsletter, featuring football and also unfootball things, at https://channel-6.ghost.io/All Fullcast merch purchased in March will benefit Trans Lifeline, the Transgender Law Center, and Point of Pride https://preownedairboats.com/Same goes for all sales in March of Jason's novel https://www.jasonkirk.fyi/p/novelWe're not really on Twitter any more. Find us at shutdownfullcast.bsky.social

We have invented several new forms of golfIt's Merch Madness time! What's that mean? Several things! First, we've got some new items up in the Shutdown Fullstore (www.preownedairboats.com) celebrating Protect Trans Kids UniversityBut that's not all: From now through the end of the month (that month is March 2025), ALL proceeds from our store – PTKU gear, Antioch the Birthday Spider greeting cards, everything – will be divided evenly and donated to Trans Lifeline (https://translifeline.org/), the Transgender Law Center (https://transgenderlawcenter.org/), and Point of Pride (https://www.pointofpride.org/)The celebration won't stop there; more about that at the end of the monthAnd coming up next month: The 2025 Charitibundi Bowl begins on April 14Fullcast theme song arranged and performed by Trey McClureLet's break down some brackets! What is in the brackets? Let's all find out together!At long last, witness the return of Cookie, the camp cookCheck out Surber's band, Killer Antz: https://linktr.ee/killerantzListen to Ryan's other, less harrowing show, We're Not All Like This, and check out his new narrative podcast with Steven Godfrey, Who Killed College Football? https://www.wkcfb.com/Check out Jason's free CFB Watch Grid newsletter and other work: https://www.jasonkirk.fyi/DID YOU KNOW: Holly and Spencer write a year-round newsletter, featuring football and also unfootball things, at https://channel-6.ghost.io/Purchase only the finest Fullcast gear at sunny https://preownedairboats.com/

Dale update Let's check in on our favorite childhood pal, Peeing Calvin Window Decal Clemson and Florida State and the ACC make up, sort of. Surely nothing like this will never happen again Welcoming Bobby Bowden back to the show This week on Podcast Business: Soft banks, hard decisions Jason and Spencer announce some new projects Ryan tests his skills as an actuary Sharing our offseason goals and ungoals Fullcast theme song arranged and performed by Trey McClure Check out Surber's band Killer Antz: https://linktr.ee/killerantz Listen to Ryan's other, less harrowing show, We're Not All Like This, and check out his new narrative podcast with Steven Godfrey, Who Killed College Football? https://www.wkcfb.com/ Check out Jason's free CFB Watch Grid newsletter and other work: https://www.jasonkirk.fyi/ DID YOU KNOW: Holly and Spencer write a year-round newsletter, featuring football and also unfootball things, at https://channel-6.ghost.io/ Purchase only the finest Fullcast gear at sunny https://preownedairboats.com/

It's possible we had other plans for this episode. Those plans went out the window in the first minute after Ryan asked Spencer, Holly, and Surber why they loved Dale EarnhardtPluto is still a planetFullcast After Dark theme song arranged and performed by Caleb CurtisCheck out Surber's band Killer Antz: https://linktr.ee/killerantzListen to Ryan's other, less harrowing show, We're Not All Like This, and check out his new narrative podcast with Steven Godfrey, Who Killed College Football? https://www.wkcfb.com/Check out Jason's free CFB Watch Grid newsletter and other work: https://www.jasonkirk.fyi/DID YOU KNOW: Holly and Spencer write a year-round newsletter, featuring football and also unfootball things, at https://channel-6.ghost.io/Purchase only the finest Fullcast gear at sunny https://preownedairboats.com/

A quick round of Let's Remember Some Defunct Professional Football Teams, Or Are They There's a new Civ game out, so please enjoy Spencer and Jason's presences while we have them Actually we made the whole episode out of Civ, sorry Introducing the Hog Of Mirth: Somehow Not A Sex Thing Making stolen relics in Hobby Lobby work for YOU Enter The Potatotorium Fullcast After Dark theme song arranged and performed by Corey Cunningham Check out Surber's band Killer Antz: https://linktr.ee/killerantz Listen to Ryan's other, less harrowing show, We're Not All Like This, and check out his new narrative podcast with Steven Godfrey, Who Killed College Football? https://www.wkcfb.com/ Read Jason's novel and catch up on the Vacation Bible School Podcast: https://www.jasonkirk.fyi/ DID YOU KNOW: Holly and Spencer write a year-round newsletter, featuring football and also unfootball things, at https://channel-6.ghost.io/ Purchase only the finest Fullcast gear at sunny https://preownedairboats.com/

- WELCOME TO THE OFFSEASON, where we discuss things like- How come Nic Cage has never played an astronaut- Activating your glutes to podcast- A basketball legend named Foots- The Tragic, Recurring Tale of Montoya- Matt Patricia, Wikipedia nightmare- A canonical announcement about the Tooth Fairy's NFL loyalty- This week's theme was arranged and performed by Corey Cunningham- Enjoy the musical stylings of Surber's band, Killer Antz https://killerantz.bandcamp.com/- Consider Ryan's narrative podcast with Steven Godfrey, Who Killed College Football? https://www.wkcfb.com- Find Holly and Spencer writing and chirping at https://channel-6.ghost.io/ - Read Jason writing at The Athletic's CFB newsletter, Until Saturday https://www.nytimes.com/athletic/newsletters/until-saturday/- Purchase only the finest Fullcast gear at sunny https://preownedairboats.com/

The Internet's Only College Football Podcast teams up with noted NFL/media criticism podcast Split Zone Duo to review. Topics include:- Stadium Tarp or Giant Blanket?- How to Acquire Vintage Diseases and Maladies- The World's Largest Outdoor Grave Desecration- Best Birthday for a Michigan Mom- The Siren Song of Hot Chocolate - Go Birds - Go Bills - Do Not Go Jags - And then we turned off the recorder for a DARK MATCH- Theme song arranged by Trey McClure- Listen to Ryan's other, less harrowing show, We're Not All Like This, and check out his narrative podcast with Steven Godfrey, Who Killed College Football? https://www.wkcfb.com - Check out Jason's free newsletter and other work: https://www.jasonkirk.fyi/ - Find Holly and Spencer writing and chirping at https://channel-6.ghost.io/ - Purchase only the finest Fullcast gear at sunny https://preownedairboats.com/

- This show title is not about Jerry Jones but we do talk about Jerry Jones - Surprisingly normal assessment of a college football personnel move (alarming, we know) - Ryan reveals a recent moment of failure to be a true Eagles fan - Holly Anderson plays the role of Spencer Hall - The Super Bowl: Mount Healthy vs. Scorpion Bay - Important new business idea for cat owners that you can't steal from us- This week's theme song arranged and performed by Todd Kitchen- Listen to Ryan's other, less harrowing show, We're Not All Like This, and check out his narrative podcast with Steven Godfrey, Who Killed College Football? https://www.wkcfb.com - Check out Jason's free newsletter and other work: https://www.jasonkirk.fyi/ - Find Holly and Spencer writing and chirping at https://channel-6.ghost.io/ - Purchase only the finest Fullcast gear at sunny https://preownedairboats.com/

- More attempts at ASMR from Ryan - When Airplanes Get Hungry - The worst place to watch Act II of Oklahoma - The Mystery of the Abandoned Retirement Community Car - Katie vs. Biker Gang vs. Cops vs. Katie - Sewage Pump Missile Keys - May God grant you the confidence of a lady who brings her bird wherever she pleases - Forklifts: The Ultimate Revenge Tool - Bring Him Home (him is a gun)- This week's theme song arranged and performed by Michael Surber with Metallica- Listen to Ryan's other, less harrowing show, We're Not All Like This, and check out his narrative podcast with Steven Godfrey, Who Killed College Football? https://www.wkcfb.com - Check out Jason's free newsletter and other work: https://www.jasonkirk.fyi/ - Find Holly and Spencer writing and chirping at https://channel-6.ghost.io/ - Purchase only the finest Fullcast gear at sunny https://preownedairboats.com/

The title game is still going on when this episode begins. It is over when the episode ends. Relive the final 13 minutes and 54 seconds with us!This isn't as entertaining as the time we popped in live during that one Bama-Clemson title game. You know the one, where Bama used their kicker as a lead blocker on 4th and 6. Also, Clemson was lined up in a FG-safe alignment five yards off the line of scrimmage because it was 4th and 6. So as soon as the kicker bailed on his usual thing (immediately), Nyles Pinckney (a freshman!) put Mac Jones on the ground before he'd even fully started to run from his kneeling position. You remember. Anyway, nothing half so interesting happens here, but we do get a live doink reaction, and also capture the instant emotion of watching a team in a high-pressure situation try and single-cover Jeremiah Smith.Welp, time to go job hunting with Ryan Day!Tracking Ohio State superfans through the stadiumA detailed discussion of what happens to various bodily fluids applied to field turfChecking in with an old friend online (it's Sean Connery)A structural examination of Puddles, which is the name of Oregon's mascotThe least family-friendly Milton Berle moment ever seen on this showSteven Spielberg movies, rankedCareer advice for Jack SawyerWill Howard drop the skincare regimen pls, Gotham must knowLet's look back at our playoff picks!Setting the agenda for the next six to eight years of Florida State jokesDo you agree??Fullcast After Dark theme song arranged and performed by Corey CunninghamListen to Ryan's other, less harrowing show, We're Not All Like This, and check out his new narrative podcast with Steven Godfrey, Who Killed College Football? https://www.wkcfb.com/Check out Jason's free CFB Watch Grid newsletter and other work: https://www.jasonkirk.fyi/Find Holly and Spencer writing and chirping at https://channel-6.ghost.io/Purchase only the finest Fullcast gear at sunny https://preownedairboats.com/

The college football playoff national championship game is next week. But first: The Dallas CowboysFollowed by a quick trip to either France, Spain, or ItalyWhichever country this is, they're surprisingly uptight about body mods!Practical advice for your next urologist visitHere's where to send your submissions for our upcoming live show in Atlanta: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1-RO3RXmN98fYnkeNBrfI6tqXcV7MOnhXC0q7E7Lbz7k/viewformFullcast theme song arranged and performed by Christian AshlockListen to Ryan's other, less harrowing show, We're Not All Like This, and check out his new narrative podcast with Steven Godfrey, Who Killed College Football? https://www.wkcfb.com/Check out Jason's free CFB Watch Grid newsletter and other work: https://www.jasonkirk.fyi/Find Holly and Spencer writing and chirping at https://channel-6.ghost.io/Purchase only the finest Fullcast gear at sunny https://preownedairboats.com/

To ring in both the new year and the semifinal round of the college football playoff, let's examine the carceral state through the lens of McDonaldlandTechnically this episode is supposed to be previewing the Orange and Cotton Bowls. Let's see how that goesList of churches where you can probably smoke indoorsAnnouncing our next bookHere's where to send your submissions for our upcoming live show in Atlanta: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1-RO3RXmN98fYnkeNBrfI6tqXcV7MOnhXC0q7E7Lbz7k/viewformFullcast theme song arranged and performed by Corey CunninghamListen to Ryan's other, less harrowing show, We're Not All Like This, and check out his new narrative podcast with Steven Godfrey, Who Killed College Football? https://www.wkcfb.com/Check out Jason's free CFB Watch Grid newsletter and other work: https://www.jasonkirk.fyi/Find Holly and Spencer writing and chirping at https://channel-6.ghost.io/Purchase only the finest Fullcast gear at sunny https://preownedairboats.com/

Arizona State in the quarterfinals lmaoUnfrozen cavemen love this Rose BowlYes, we recorded this during BULLDONGSKirby Smart discovers CatholicismLane Kiffin's LumpsTaxTheme by Russell PowellListen to Ryan's other, less harrowing show, We're Not All Like This, and check out his new narrative podcast with Steven Godfrey, Who Killed College Football? https://www.wkcfb.com/Check out Jason's free CFB Watch Grid newsletter and other work: https://www.jasonkirk.fyi/Find Holly and Spencer writing and chirping at https://channel-6.ghost.io/Purchase only the finest Fullcast gear at sunny https://preownedairboats.com/

Other committees that failed to pick BamaWorst Tampa-Australian accent everMack Brown was at the Handjob Hill gameJoin us in the Handjob Hill comments section: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rdp_S_jcb3k&t=2024sTHE WOLFMAN VS THE WRANGLERTheme by Christian AshlockListen to Ryan's other, less harrowing show, We're Not All Like This, and check out his new narrative podcast with Steven Godfrey, Who Killed College Football? https://www.wkcfb.com/Check out Jason's free CFB Watch Grid newsletter and other work: https://www.jasonkirk.fyi/Find Holly and Spencer writing and chirping at https://0-pklchannel-6.ghost.io/Purchase only the finest Fullcast gear at sunny https://preownedairboats.com/

It's the unavoidable return of 40 For 40, in which we preview each college football postseason game in as much detail as they each deserveSubjected to scrutiny today: the Fenway, Pinstripe, New Mexico, Pop-Tarts, Arizona, Military, Alamo, Independence, and Music City BowlsBut first: Drop bears updateTest-driving our Steve Belichick voicesThose are pretty good, but Spencer's E.T is not something we know how to prepare you forUnexpected Miami real estate interludeWho got the biggest sponsor update in bowl history?Fashion advice for HellraiserWe're aware that Rex Ryan didn't take the Wake Forest job, but had too much fun recreating the AFC East in the ACC to cut this part outReclaiming traditional football values with ColoradoThere are too many plotlines in Conference USAJason delivers a Music Ciry Bowl sermonIowa win total mentionedThanks as always to Wikipedia, powering the 40 for 40 for however long we've been doing thisFullcast theme song arranged and performed by Wes HuntListen to Ryan's other, less harrowing show, We're Not All Like This, and check out his new narrative podcast with Steven Godfrey, Who Killed College Football? https://www.wkcfb.com/Check out Jason's free CFB Watch Grid newsletter and other work: https://www.jasonkirk.fyi/Find Holly and Spencer writing and chirping at https://channel-6.ghost.io/Purchase only the finest Fullcast gear at sunny https://preownedairboats.com/

It's the unavoidable return of 40 For 40, in which we preview each college football postseason game in as much detail as they each deserveSubjected to scrutiny today: the Sports, rate, 68 Ventures, Armed Forces, Birmingham, Liberty, Holiday, and Las Vegas BowlsIt's been a very Pitt year, for both Pitt and ToledoRate Bowl at Chase Field! Simple sentences for everybody!What is the maximum safe number of persons to load onto a mechanical bullA football game in Birmingham we actually want to watch, imagine thatWhy the lukewarm, plastic-covered couch embrace of the Liberty Bowl is a welcome sensation at this pointThe less said about the Holiday Bowl, the betterThanks as always to Wikipedia, powering the 40 for 40 for however long we've been doing thisFullcast theme song arranged and performed by Trey McClureListen to Ryan's other, less harrowing show, We're Not All Like This, and check out his new narrative podcast with Steven Godfrey, Who Killed College Football? https://www.wkcfb.com/Check out Jason's free CFB Watch Grid newsletter and other work: https://www.jasonkirk.fyi/Find Holly and Spencer writing and chirping at https://channel-6.ghost.io/Purchase only the finest Fullcast gear at sunny https://preownedairboats.com/

RIP our mentions (all of them)Holly sneaking in a dog adoption plug, coonhoundrescue.com Stop telling Jason he made an anti-Catholic wager. ThanksIndiana did fine, actuallyBlowouts are also fine, actuallyProduction meeting for our forthcoming NFL playoffs coverageWould anybody else wanting to explain FCS football to us please come over this way [dragging carpet of ACME camouflaging grass over pit of sharpened stakes]Checking in on Live Laugh LaneCalling out perennial bullies Boise and Arizona StateOregon, go ahead and hang your banners right nowTime to nickname Ashton Jeanty, for Spencer's sakeThis is about where things really fall apart. There is almost an hour left in the showWitness Ryan's becoming [CW: giraffes]So whose team/conference gets to be mad now and whyAn accord on the funniest possible outcome for the postseason is reachedThrowing up some emergency barricades against the But Their Injuries and What A Waste DiscoursesThe campaign to save home-site postseason games starts right hereWe finally got to meet preseason Ohio StateARIZONA STATE IS HERE AND THAT'S GREATThere are many changes occurring in this sport right now. ACC refs are not one of themFlorida is good again, maybeNot for the first time, we demand that the title game be parked at the Rose Bowl and left thereFixing the rest of the postseason, while we're at it. You're welcomeIntroducing our Kirby VoicesFullcast theme song arranged and performed by Corey CunninghamListen to Ryan's other, less harrowing show, We're Not All Like This, and check out his new narrative podcast with Steven Godfrey, Who Killed College Football? https://www.wkcfb.com/Check out Jason's free CFB Watch Grid newsletter and other work: https://www.jasonkirk.fyi/Find Holly and Spencer writing and chirping at https://channel-6.ghost.io/Purchase only the finest Fullcast gear at sunny https://preownedairboats.com/

"Ryan, you're a lawyer." "Oh God."It's the unavoidable return of 40 For 40, in which we preview each college football postseason game in as much detail as they each deserveSubjected to scrutiny today: the four first-round playoff games, plus the Myrtle Beach, Potato, and Hawaii BowlsFor the purposes of this weird shambling postseason, we're treating the playoffs like bowl games, which is going about as well as you'd think. Hope you're ready to talk about Indiana municipal zoning!Holly does some Christmas shoppingA Philly-themed kitchen mystery arisesWouldn't it be funny if we got a three-loss national champion? LOL not you, BamaVawls and Buckeyes prepare to point their Carhartt-clad Spider-Man fingers at each other in the darkWhy the genuinely troubling weather forecast is the one for the Myrtle Beach BowlYou're goddamn right it's the return of the Dr. Potato BlogEither San Jose State or South Florida is about to beat a bowl-eligible team for the first time this year! Don't think too hard about thatThanks as always to Wikipedia, powering the 40 for 40 for however long we've been doing thisFullcast theme song arranged and performed by Corey CunninghamListen to Ryan's other, less harrowing show, We're Not All Like This, and check out his new narrative podcast with Steven Godfrey, Who Killed College Football? https://www.wkcfb.com/Check out Jason's free CFB Watch Grid newsletter and other work: https://www.jasonkirk.fyi/Find Holly and Spencer writing and chirping at https://channel-6.ghost.io/Purchase only the finest Fullcast gear at sunny https://preownedairboats.com/

It's the unavoidable return of 40 For 40, in which we preview each college football postseason game in as much detail as they each deserveSubjected to scrutiny today: the Celebration, Veterans, Frisco, Boca Raton, L.A., New Orleans, Cure, and Gasparilla BowlsBut first: this Bill Belichick bullshitAnd Army/Navy!Fullcast theme song arranged and performed by Russell PowellTickets for the Tuscaloosa Get Up 3 are on sale now: https://ci.ovationtix.com/36768/production/1216165Listen to Ryan's other, less harrowing show, We're Not All Like This, and check out his new narrative podcast with Steven Godfrey, Who Killed College Football? https://www.wkcfb.com/Check out Jason's free CFB Watch Grid newsletter and other work: https://www.jasonkirk.fyi/Find Holly and Spencer writing and chirping at https://channel-6.ghost.io/Purchase only the finest Fullcast gear at sunny https://preownedairboats.com/

A very special guest is wwwwwellcomedMack Brown has a surprising new gigWon't somebody feel sorry for Georgia?Small boy land speed measurementHappy Hot Frosty Day to all who observeBoise/Jeanty appreciation circleWeapons you can buy or make at the Cracker BarrelDr Pepper challenge breakdownThe other games of conference championship weekend, recapped in as much detail as they deserveFullcast theme song arranged and performed by Corey CunninghamTickets for the Tuscaloosa Get Up 3 are on sale now: https://ci.ovationtix.com/36768/production/1216165Listen to Ryan's other, less harrowing show, We're Not All Like This, and check out his new narrative podcast with Steven Godfrey, Who Killed College Football? https://www.wkcfb.com/Check out Jason's free CFB Watch Grid newsletter and other work: https://www.jasonkirk.fyi/Find Holly and Spencer writing and chirping at https://channel-6.ghost.io/Purchase only the finest Fullcast gear at sunny https://preownedairboats.com/

An update on the CUM Bowl's Sapphic Jugs Trophy (sp?)In postseason terms, we're back where we always were (derogatory)Holly visits the AggieVerseLet's go down a Gophers holeA brief detour into another podcastPurdue gets Cignetti-CroomedThe games of conference championship weekend, previewed in loving detailFullcast theme song arranged and performed by Corey CunninghamJump in on friend of the program Treblaw's annual One Simple Wish toy drive here: https://www.onesimplewish.org/giving/megwalbertTickets for the Tuscaloosa Get Up 3 are on sale now: https://ci.ovationtix.com/36768/production/1216165Listen to Ryan's other, less harrowing show, We're Not All Like This, and check out his new narrative podcast with Steven Godfrey, Who Killed College Football? https://www.wkcfb.com/Check out Jason's free CFB Watch Grid newsletter and other work: https://www.jasonkirk.fyi/Find Holly and Spencer writing and chirping at https://channel-6.ghost.io/Purchase only the finest Fullcast gear at sunny https://preownedairboats.com/

Rivalry week! Fights everywhere! Let's discuss!A fond Goodnight Moon to Florida StateDid you figure out where the Sun Belt title game is yet?Fullcast theme song arranged and performed by Corey CunninghamJump in on friend of the program Treblaw's annual One Simple Wish toy drive here: https://www.onesimplewish.org/giving/megwalbertTickets for the Tuscaloosa Get Up 3 are on sale now: https://ci.ovationtix.com/36768/production/1216165Listen to Ryan's other, less harrowing show, We're Not All Like This, and check out his new narrative podcast with Steven Godfrey, Who Killed College Football? https://www.wkcfb.com/Check out Jason's free CFB Watch Grid newsletter and other work: https://www.jasonkirk.fyi/Find Holly and Spencer writing and chirping at https://channel-6.ghost.io/Purchase only the finest Fullcast gear at sunny https://preownedairboats.com/

Emily "versus" Popeyes updateMack Brown, the unquietest quitterThe Haint is back, fyi, sorry bout thatSchedule game: Rivalry Week!It's spelled "hoarfrost"Fullcast theme song arranged and performed by Christian AshlockTickets for the Tuscaloosa Get Up 3 are on sale now: https://ci.ovationtix.com/36768/production/1216165Listen to Ryan's other, less harrowing show, We're Not All Like This, and check out his new narrative podcast with Steven Godfrey, Who Killed College Football? https://www.wkcfb.com/Check out Jason's free CFB Watch Grid newsletter and other work: https://www.jasonkirk.fyi/Find Holly and Spencer writing and chirping at https://channel-6.ghost.io/Purchase only the finest Fullcast gear at sunny https://preownedairboats.com/

A thorough accounting of Arizona State-BYUWe call Spencer “Pickles” now Ryan lies about having real life friendsWe completely forget to discuss Penn State and Texas wins Kaelen DeBoer replacement in the ACC???HUZZAH FOR BOWLING NEBRASKAThe Child Who Beat Florida International Congrats to Ole Miss Chancellor Jaxson DartAn Earnest Case for Enjoying Notre Dame, Playoff ParticipantFullcast After Dark theme song arranged and performed by Corey Cunningham Listen to Ryan's other, less harrowing show, We're Not All Like This, and check out his new narrative podcast with Steven Godfrey, Who Killed College Football? https://www.wkcfb.com/Jason's free CFB Watch Grid newsletter and other stuff: https://www.jasonkirk.fyi/Find Holly and Spencer writing and chirping at https://channel-6.ghost.io/Purchase only the finest Fullcast gear at sunny https://preownedairboats.com/

- Jerry Jones Will Never Surrender To The Sun- Chili Beans for Algernon- More moon lore, shockingly- The Martin Luther Directors' Cut- SEX ARBY'S- Spencer Hall, Big Ten Clean Living Sponsor- Fullcast theme song arranged and performed by Corey Cunningham- Tickets to the January 2025 live show in Atlanta with SZD go on sale Thursday, Nov 21, as always at https://preownedairboats.com/- Find Holly and Spencer writing and chirping at https://channel-6.ghost.io/- Listen to Ryan's other, less harrowing show, We're Not All Like This, and check out his new narrative podcast with Steven Godfrey, Who Killed College Football? https://www.wkcfb.com/- Jason's free CFB Watch Grid newsletter and other stuff: https://www.jasonkirk.fyi/

Somebody's got a birthday!Spencer has some things to say to Clark GableRenewing our feud with Captain AmericaThe greatest LinkedIn comment in show historyGruesome LSU statistics, updated by RyanHolly catches up to StanfordCoach Jason updates us on Colorado StateAAC championship race updateMaintaining a safe emotional distance from PittBattle for the Bones update!Our faith in Nebraska goes unrewardedBYU's mascot takes a rideBody dysmorphia with Gus JohnsonAnd so much moreCome hang out with Jason in Jacksonville, in (a) church! www.sanmarcobooksandmore.com/event/jason-kirk-hab-eventFullcast After Dark theme song arranged and performed by Corey CunninghamListen to Ryan's other, less harrowing show, We're Not All Like This, and check out his new narrative podcast with Steven Godfrey, Who Killed College Football? https://www.wkcfb.com/Check out Jason's free CFB Watch Grid newsletter and other work: https://www.jasonkirk.fyi/Find Holly and Spencer writing and chirping at https://channel-6.ghost.io/Purchase only the finest Fullcast gear at sunny https://preownedairboats.com/

Tiger updateSpencer has a gameSurber uncovers a special teams hauntingThe college football games of Week 12 are previewed in loving detailSee Jason in Jacksonville in a couple weeks, in (a) church! www.sanmarcobooksandmore.com/event/jason-kirk-hab-eventFullcast theme song arranged and performed by Russell PowellListen to Ryan's other, less harrowing show, We're Not All Like This, and check out his new narrative podcast with Steven Godfrey, Who Killed College Football? https://www.wkcfb.com/Jason's free CFB Watch Grid newsletter and other stuff: https://www.jasonkirk.fyi/Find Holly and Spencer writing and chirping at https://channel-6.ghost.io/Purchase only the finest Fullcast gear at sunny https://preownedairboats.com/

The adventures of Utah BatmanAn impromptu taxonomy lessonPlanning end of life care for Spencer's skull, which is almost as hollow as Miami's pass blockingA new Georgia Tech traveling trophy is createdIs it Blood Week? Let's ask Jason!Brent Key, the coach fueled by rage known only to short-term solo parentsGovernor Huey Long returns to decry LSU's false Tiger and explain tiger measurementDo not look directly at the SEC tiebreakers right now, for health reasonsA noir-tinged #10WINDIANA celebrationOhio State, stop pretending like you have problemsLet's check in on Florida State's singular seasonThe hunt for MIMAL erotica beginsMike Gundy's into Moon Knight nowIntroducing the NFTortillaBoise has a bafflerPitt. Man.Time to rank UConnBowl-eligible South Carolina defeats bowl-eligible VanderbiltBack to you, HueyWe've got a live show coming up! It's definitely in Atlanta, and we're almost positive it's on January 18th! You know as much as we know nowSee Jason in Jacksonville, in (a) church! www.sanmarcobooksandmore.com/event/jason-kirk-hab-eventFullcast After Dark theme song arranged and performed by Corey CunninghamListen to Ryan's other, less harrowing show, We're Not All Like This, and check out his new narrative podcast with Steven Godfrey, Who Killed College Football? https://www.wkcfb.com/Jason's free CFB Watch Grid newsletter and other stuff: https://www.jasonkirk.fyi/Find Holly and Spencer writing and chirping at https://channel-6.ghost.io/Purchase only the finest Fullcast gear at sunny https://preownedairboats.com/

SsssshhhhhhhhhhSleepytimeHush nowSpecial appearance by creekFullcast theme song arranged and performed by Clayton MooreListen to Ryan's other, less harrowing show, We're Not All Like This, and check out his new narrative podcast with Steven Godfrey, Who Killed College Football? https://www.wkcfb.com/Jason's free CFB Watch Grid newsletter and other stuff: https://www.jasonkirk.fyi/Find Holly and Spencer writing and chirping at https://channel-6.ghost.io/Purchase only the finest Fullcast gear at sunny https://preownedairboats.com/

Stop making people play South Carolina! We tried to tell you!Everybody make sure to take note of what Vanderbilt just did!Somebody finally really upsets Spencer!Let's look at who's bowl eligible after Week 10!WHY STOP AT #9WINDIANA?Holly has a gift (horse) for KentuckyA historic day for ClemsonA safely contained, OSHA-compliant discussion of Florida-GeorgiaSpecial guest Venom explores the intersection of personal finance and relationshipsDruids 4 USCNow back to VenomWe've got a live show coming up! It's definitely in Atlanta, and we're almost positive it's on January 18th!See Jason in Jacksonville, in (a) church! https://www.sanmarcobooksandmore.com/event/jason-kirk-hab-eventFullcast After Dark theme song arranged and performed by Corey CunninghamListen to Ryan's other, less harrowing show, We're Not All Like This, and check out his new narrative podcast with Steven Godfrey, Who Killed College Football? https://www.wkcfb.com/Jason's free CFB Watch Grid newsletter and other stuff: https://www.jasonkirk.fyi/Find Holly and Spencer writing and chirping at https://channel-6.ghost.io/Purchase only the finest Fullcast gear at sunny https://preownedairboats.com/

Gonna tell you right up top that Ryan isn't in this episode, so adjust your expectations accordinglyTennessee Williams finally gets what he deservesWhat are we wearing for Halloween?Let's remember some podcast episodesHolly is unmoored from space and time and specifically from Week 10There are a lot of weird ads out there right now that aren't even ours!It's time for one of Spencer's favorite stories, the first Spanish astronaut. No reason!We've got a live show coming up! It's definitely in Atlanta, and we're almost positive it's on January 18th!See Jason in Jacksonville, in (a) church! https://www.sanmarcobooksandmore.com/event/jason-kirk-hab-eventThe Ted Cruz eggvoice is back, sorryWeek 10's college football games, previewed in loving detailFullcast theme song arranged and performed by Trey McClureListen to Ryan's other, less harrowing show, We're Not All Like This, and check out his new narrative podcast with Steven Godfrey, Who Killed College Football? https://www.wkcfb.com/Jason's free CFB Watch Grid newsletter and other stuff: https://www.jasonkirk.fyi/Find Holly and Spencer writing and chirping at https://channel-6.ghost.io/Purchase only the finest Fullcast gear at sunny https://preownedairboats.com/

Texas A&M introduces a frosty new traditionThe cocaine jokes go on for at least thirty minutes, so get comfortableJason has a lil something for LibertyMeal planning with Hugh FreezeAlabama and Missouri experience roadside adversityA visit with Woody HayesDeep dive analytics on Florida StateSee Jason in Jacksonville, in church! Bring your boyfriend! Don't worry about why! https://www.sanmarcobooksandmore.com/event/jason-kirk-hab-eventFullcast After Dark theme song arranged and performed by Corey CunninghamListen to Ryan's other, less harrowing show, We're Not All Like This, and check out his new narrative podcast with Steven Godfrey, Who Killed College Football? https://www.wkcfb.com/Jason's free CFB Watch Grid newsletter and other stuff: https://www.jasonkirk.fyi/Find Holly and Spencer writing and chirping at https://channel-6.ghost.io/Purchase only the finest Fullcast gear at sunny https://preownedairboats.com/

Hootenanny proprietors: Call usSpencer is unwilling to be the sacrifice that brings the harvestBo Nix >>>> Aaron RodgersGlowing up PurdueChecking in on our preseason playoff picksSee Jason in Jacksonville, in church! Bring your boyfriend! Don't worry about why! https://www.sanmarcobooksandmore.com/event/jason-kirk-hab-eventSetting new spiritual goals for Indiana fansPope quiz!Party at Rudy's!Schedule game, Big East Football EditionA special anniversary is rememberedFullcast theme song arranged and performed by Wes HuntListen to Ryan's other, less harrowing show, We're Not All Like This, and check out his new narrative podcast with Steven Godfrey, Who Killed College Football? https://www.wkcfb.com/Jason's free CFB Watch Grid newsletter and other stuff: https://www.jasonkirk.fyi/Find Holly and Spencer writing and chirping at https://channel-6.ghost.io/Purchase only the finest Fullcast gear at sunny https://preownedairboats.com/

Week 8 of the 2024 college football season, recapped in loving detailFullcast After Dark theme song arranged and performed by Corey CunninghamListen to Ryan's other, less harrowing show, We're Not All Like This, and check out his new narrative podcast with Steven Godfrey, Who Killed College Football? https://www.wkcfb.com/Jason's free CFB Watch Grid newsletter and other stuff: https://www.jasonkirk.fyi/Find Holly and Spencer writing and chirping at https://channel-6.ghost.io/Purchase only the finest Fullcast gear at sunny https://preownedairboats.com/

Investigating degrees of gruntlement, up and down the college football rankingsThe games of Week 8, previewed in various degrees of loving detailFullcast theme song arranged and performed by James YerbyListen to Ryan's other, less harrowing show, We're Not All Like This, and check out his new narrative podcast with Steven Godfrey, Who Killed College Football? https://www.wkcfb.com/Jason's free CFB Watch Grid newsletter and other stuff: https://www.jasonkirk.fyi/Find Holly and Spencer writing and chirping at https://channel-6.ghost.io/Purchase only the finest Fullcast gear at sunny https://preownedairboats.com/